Tombs edit: Also, to everyone who is in a different army than nachos. Please, if you are going to be on your other armies chat, at least be on nacho chat as well. Is it that much physical labor to open up a new window and type in the link?

Well, February is winding down to its final hours, and I want March to be a sucsess. I think that February was a good month. We rose, had a great war with ACP, and taught new recruits how to be good soldiers. I have many goals for March. Here are some of them.

• Get 250,000 hits
• Have a war with a major army
• Get 100 new recruits
• Have atleast 4 events each week
• Have more PB’s
• New Owner Ranks
• Hold our posision of #1 army
• More Games/Conests
• Get atleast 40 active Europien troops (Goal hopped to be reached by summer)
• Have more fun!

How can you make this  possible? Visit the site, go on Club Penguin and recruit or train, be active for battles, and work hard. And if you do work hard this month, it will pay off.

So, what are your goals for March? Comment them on this post. And if people on the site would like to edit their goals into this post, they can.

Also The Nacho Civil Unrest thing is canceled until further notice

One More thing. I might not be as active the first 2 weeks of March. I have big tests coming up, and I don’t wanna flunk them.

And…. Leaders, schedule more events. The troops in this army don’t want to sit on chat all day doing nothing. We need to get our troops more active.

~*Pie1530*

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Hai everybody, this is Rap/Tommy, your new Nacho 3rd in Command.

In case you’re thinking “WTFOMGBBQ I HAZ MOAR EXPERIEEENCE DAN DAT DUDE!!11!!1!11!!!1”, here’s what I’ve done in the past 2 and a half years of being in Club Penguin Armies.

I joined the ACP in September of 2007. I was a big noob when I joined, I participated in the Watex War, and continued to be active and participate in ACP events under the leadership of Oagalthorp. I joined the first SSACP (ACP’s spy agency) and became a top spy there. That’s where I got most of my spying experience, and then later I screwed SSACP up to get to be a mod on Nacho and UMA chat. But that was later on. In January of 2008 Oagalthorp gave the ACP an organized ranking system, and I was made a General (while I was still a noob) if ACP still had that ranking system General would be a 3ic, just to give you an idea how highly ranked you can be as a noob. Soon after that Old Oagie retired and Fort became leader. Fort did nothing special, so he retired and Dr Nono Jr became leader. But Oagie came back and said “No, I choose leader you dumbass” so Fort made a rebellion and stuffs, and in the midst of it all Old Oagie chose me to be leader while I was still a pretty big noobsauce. Soon after I got impeached, and elections were made, and Kg became leader. Kg was worse than Fort in my opinion, so we’ll skip on from a few leaderships in ACP to go to Boomer’s 1st leadership, where I became a 3ic in ACP. Then I retired due to some problems with my older brother. I came back a few months later and created the Next Generation of ACP with Commando717 and Hattrick. That’s when I really screwed up my ACP career, and so I joined Nachos. All that happened in July of last year, and I’ve been a Nacho ever since. Just to let you know, I stopped being a noob when I made NG with Commando and Hattrick.

Moral of the story: Any noob can become leader of ACP, but only a pro can become leader of Nachos.

As Nacho Leader I promise to maximize awesomeness and fun, and for us to succeed in everything we do, so we can be on top (That’s what she said) without anyone having the ability to argue agaisnt us. I also promise not to teach you how I made the Command Center 😛

Edit: Support the Nacho Army with avatars for xat!

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I’d be surprised if you actually read all of that.

~Rap

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Hola Nachos, it’s your new 2IC Cooper30 :D. I thought that CP tactics are  becoming a little old, and it’s time to develop some new ones. So on Saturday, March 6th, YOU will have the oppertunity to submit a new tactic to the Nacho Army, and have it reviewed by our high ranks, and maybe have it used in our upcoming battles!

Here’s how the form should look

Name in the Nacho Army:

Name of tactic:

How it is executed:

Good luck to all!

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Since the ending of the ACP war, I’ve realized the Nachos need to make some changes. Basically, these are what they are:

• More training.
• More YouLead sessions.
• More practice battles
• More use of our divisions
• Treating new recruits RIGHT.
• Leaders need to overlook small fights and REALIZE HOW THEY’RE HURTING THE ARMY.
• Leaders need to act as a team more.
• Nachos of the same rank need to stick together.

I will be taking a break, starting FEBRUARY 26TH. I will not be back on until MARCH 5TH.

When I come back, I hope the Nachos are able to function as an even better unit, than when I left. I know I’m just an advisor, so I probably won’t make that much of a change. However: If you ever need me during my break, feel free to call/text me (Leaders who know my number).

***Person1233***

Nacho Advisor.

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We have officially stopped the war. We both had no reason to be fighting, and we decided to cancel it. We (the Nacho Army) have taken Snow Fort, and lost Mountain and Snow Bank, but we’d like to keep Blizzard…. Please?

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Ok.

Well, I must admit that we lost at Blizzard today. We need to be more active on chat. We had WAY more on chat than on CP. You Europe people, you need to start getting a little more active.

Also, Acp, call off the Fjord invasion at 1 tomorrow =/ It’s kinda crapy that you can slip through like that. So, I ask that you call it off of push it down to a later spot.

Also: We have to defend White House tonight. Get on CP an hour before the battle. We NEED to recruit.

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IMPORTANT: We have to defend 2 servers on WEDNESDAY

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It was a plain old choke. Everyone in the world could say that ACP choked the past 2 days. At the beginning, ACP was pretty big. But towards the middle, ACP got smaller, and smaller, and smaller. And the Nachos got bigger and bigger and bigger. It was great. I have never seen an army fall so much in one battle. Nachos still have Fjord. And ACP, you better admit that. Today also marked Medz last battle. And I could tell she was proud. Thank you Meadow, for your service in the Nachos. I remember when we declared war on ACP last year, and we lead battles together and crushed ACP. Back to the war subject, ACP did capture Mountain. But it doesn’t really mater, because we have Snow Fort in replace of it. 😛 Here are some pictures:

This is the only real COOL ACP person right here. He can ACTUALLY admit defeat. Pics:

Comment if you made it (And if you have more pics)

Well, we are the #1 army in Club Penguin! That means we need to work SUPER hard to hold that spot. That means Recruiting, Training, ect. Also, if ACP is on any of our servers (Snow Fort, Fjord, ect.) Then get some people and attack them. We need to preserve our servers so we can use them in smart ways, and not have ACP rouges all over the server. I’d like to congradulate you guys. You have all grown so much since November. Keep it up 😛

~*Pie1530*

Person – I would like to add that this battle took place in 123 minutes. By minute 95, we pretty much had won the battle, considering ACP’s dwindling numbers. We dominated out of those 123 minutes, around 121 of those. The 2 we didn’t dominate, were the exact start. Great job everyone, you guys showed your endurance today. ACP was not fighting, and there wasn’t even any on the server from minute 110 to minute 125. If they came back after 126 minute, it does not count. If you are fighting consistently for 2 hours, log off, your enemy is going to  log off. Logging back on is the Cheap ASS No Balls technique.

@ Boomer’s

I would argue that the fact that the Nachos failed to force ACP out of the Town for a ridiculous 80 minutes shows that they really could not defend their server from us.

Back the HELL up. The Nachos bombarded the ACP in the town for 80 minutes straight, while ACP DECIDED not to retreat AT ALL. If their stupidity didn’t force them to,  we wouldn’t have been in the town for 80 minutes. We beat ACP in the town around minute 35. Their 10 or so  just stayed there basically doing nothing, and if we didn’t stay there, they would claim the town 🙄

Pie- And Boomer, aren’t your retired? How about you let the LEADERS or HIGH RANKS  do their jobs, and you just sit back and watch.

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Fjord

Whenever you see ACP, advertise over them, and annihilate them.

Update: It is currently the 100th minute of this war (8:40 PM EST) and the Nachos have been dominating 95% of this war. Nachos and ACP fought in the town for a total of 79 minutes, when ACP went to the Beach. From the Beach, Lighthouse, Ice Berg, the Nachos outnumbered the ACP, and were performing MUCH better. Victory is in reach.

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Now for a collection of ACP chat fails:

@ Boomer: Don’t “typos” suck?

Update at 6:53 PM EST: Mountain has given up, but will be invaded on Saturday.

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What is Nacho Army?

When, I sit and think about it, I think we are more than an army. We are more than fake penguins throwing snowballs at other fake penguins. We are a family. When I get on other army chats I see and feel a bond other armies do not have.

Why I love Nacho Army?

Nachos, are the meaning of Fun.. If you ever want a good time.. Go have fun with the nachos. That is I think the reason why i can not stand to be in any other army but, the nachos. We Kick armies trash and we have fun doing it.  I have been proud to call myself a nacho sense day 1, and I will call myself a nacho and be proud about it tell the day I die.

For Future Nachos:

Nachos, If I was you I would be proud to call yourself a nacho. This army from the second I joined has honestly changed my in chats and in real life. Before I joined the nachos I was shy and quiet.. I just wanted to blend in. Now, I like to get out and have fun! I have made so many more friends in rl and, I thank the nachos for that. It taught me to be happy for who I am and, made me a heck of a lot less shy.

My Nacho History:

It is really not that exciting. I joined nachos around November of 2008. I ranked up like anybody else. around March I became a mod. Then I retired for 2 months then joined back up. In Aka’s reign I became 3ic then later  quit and Joined acp for a short time. (not doing anything) Then, When gamer and King kinz came into lead I rejoined as 3ic (with some bribing towards the leaders). and, now as of, February, Monday 22, 2010, I retire.

My Buddehs and Mentors:

Person: Thanks for leading the nachos and always encouraging me to do my best. I always some how looked up to you. You were a really good friend and, I enjoyed those random conversations on aim and threw texting. D: I hope those don’t stop.

Shadow: You are probably thinking I am being a pansy for retiring, but you probably understand why I am also. Thanks, for always encouraging me to be the best I can and, giving me advice on how to be a good leader. You taught me more than anybody else on chat. For that I honor you.

Boomer: At this point. You know I really don’t like you anymore but, You did teach me to not to be so quick to assume and, to think through things before I react.  You helped me a lot leadership wise. I thank you for helping me and, teaching me what you did.

Akabob: Hehe. People are probably thinking I am insane for thinking of you as a mentor or somebody to look up to but, if more people got to know you honestly they would know why. You helped me think at angles.. and, outside of the box. For me to try new things in leading.

Jayson: Kay, So you are like the best friend a girl could ever have. EVER. You made me who I am.. Basicly, you were the person who de-noobified me.  So, Keep being the crazy loving person you are. It works for you and, You know my number. I will probably be getting on chat less so, text me.

Ads: My Blood Brother, Dude, You are insane. Thanks for always being there for me when I needed you. You always gave me the best advice ever.  My advice for all the nachos ever, Listen to ads! He knows all.

Tomb: Our noobish dream came true! We where owners together. I am proud to have ranked up with you. I do not know what gamer was thinking demoting you but, shove it in his face and, be a better leader then he will ever be. Fight hard and Never Give up!

Pie & Billy Mays: You are my Dad and Brother here. You two will be great one day. Just let the leaders and Advisors teach you and, you will be strong. I can tell many armies and troops already respect you So, Don’t go to post crazy and, Have Fun. That is what Nachos are all about anyway.

-random note here- OMG! NACHOS ARE NUMBER ONE LARGEST ARMY! SUCK ON THAT ACP!!! –end of random note-

Rapidy: Give Meat and Ducky lots of love for me!! (inside thing) Rap, I will still be on aim and, you can text me.. and there is facebook. So, don’t worry. You won’t miss me too much btw, Chili-dogs FTW!!

Finally,

Cooper: Cooper, I helped take away your chance at leadership in the nachos and, you know how sorry I am for that. I think you are a cool person really. btw, sorry for dissing Canada before, it’s not that bad. I want to repay you. So, There for I am going to blow of what Gamer told me and, give you my rank I want to give you a chance at becoming a nacho leader and, I want you to be remembered be something worth the title that you are about to get!
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That is basically all I want to say.. btw, I am going to give my penguin to the nachos for leaders when they need a member penguin and, uhh. I am also basically quitting chats. I will still get on fourth reich chat (xat.com/thenachosofclubpenguin) and My chat (xat.com/squishy) so, find me there. I love you guys! Once a nacho always a nacho. -Note- If u want to keep in better contact with me. My aim is m3adowSue -end note-

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Si vis pacem, para bellum

(btw, that basically means, if you want peace, then we must have war)

I love you Guys! Now and Forever!

M3adow Sue

Btw, In my opinion the HOF is for the greatest of the greats and, I really wasn’t that great. So, Please don’t put me in the HOF.  We all want to be remembered and, threw Chat I feel I put my signature well enough.

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another note: I ask to be an owner until Wednesday. I am going to be attending Tuesday’s battle. -another note- I am gana have a wild party at my chat after the battle -end another note-

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Congrats Nachos on capturing Snow Fort. After increasing Nacho’s presence 100% over the past week, I definitely say we have overtaken ACP for the server. Welcome to the newest addition to the Nacho Empire, SNOW FORT! Snow Fort will be an Air Force server.

Edit: All rules and laws made by ACP are going to be put in a box and blown up on our new server, Snow Fort, inside the Pepto Bismol© Building!

Today I expereanced the best battle in my 1 year here. It was a nail bighter. Any army could’ve won. It’s like Game 7 of a World Series and the home team is down 1 point in the 9th with 3 balls 2 strikes and bases jucied. You could never predict the ending to such a battle…

But the battle is over. And the Nacho Army is victorious. We fought the hardest we have ever fought today. Lead by Pie1530, Cooper, 50 Cent, Ads, and Billy, we pulled off what may of been the greatest upset in CP Warfare EVER. We worked our hearts out. I am so proud of every single troops who got on Club Penguin and worked their butts off to win this battle. Every single person who has come and gone through this glorious empire would be proud to see how much we have grown, improved, and tried. ACP, there is absolutly no way you can say that you won. It was quite obvious that we have grown alot and were epic. If ACP does say that they won, they are real babies. I’ve never seen an army like ACP. ACP is like a little two year old. They complain, and won’t stop fighting until they get what they want. And Nachos, I can tell you that we put ACP in a long time out :P. Here are some pics. NOTE: Please leave some more pics in comments so I can put them on the site

Nachos epicly Jokebomb ACP:

PLEASE NOTE: I need more pics, plz send them to me.

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I would like to point out something VERY important. ACP’s ego is massive right now. They made a post with 18 pictures of mainly THEMSELVES with a few Nachos that weren’t with the rest of the Nachos. They posted 5 videos of the Nachos beating them 70% of the time. It isn’t about how good you make yourself look. It’s about what HAPPENED ON THE BATTLEFIELD. If CPA makes a post by an author who wasn’t at today’s battle, then I will be really pissed. The person who makes the post declaring who won, needs to have been observing the battle, and taken their OWN PICTURES. Btw, I, Person1233, wrote that. /facepalm

Note to CPA Central

I would like to ask CPA central to judge the battles in this war, due to the fact that ACP always claims they win. If you do want to, comment on this post about this. Thank you,

~*Pie1530*

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