I take my last breath

Well well well my Nachos, it is time for me to say good-bye.. I’ve spent a good two – three years of my life with you guys.  I’ve had a great time, and I know that the Nachos will be fine without me.

In late 2007, Videogamer57 was born. I went over to a friends house and he was playing Club Penguin. I asked him to make me an account and we thought of the name ‘Videogamer57’…..  A few months later, I got a year of membership from my parents. That is when I was introduced into Club Penguin Armies.

Joining the ACP, I fought many battles. That is when I decided to make my own army. Back then, there were no websites, chats, or verbal fights [beyond CP] I think I started off with my army, the Ghost Robbers. They didn’t make it very far at all. The next day, the Robbers of CP were created. We made it pretty far, fighting the Nachos and ACP a lot. Person once had a video of a battle against Nachos, but his youtube was suspended. Fighting the wars at the Dojo, my army conquered. We defeated the ACP plenty of times, under the rule of Oagalthorp. Then my army slowly died. A week later, my WONDERFUL army was formed. The Shadow Spies of Club Penguin took down ACP and Nachos, IW and UMA, Golds and RPF.
The Shadow Spies lasted forever. Refer to these links for information:

http://hero12985.wordpress.com/2008/04/06/shadow-spies/

http://umaofcp.com/2008/04/05/shadow-spies/

Anyway, we died eventually, as do all armies. The next few days I fought for UMA, under Pink Mafias rule. Then, the great Navy Seals were born.

We dominated, destroying Mammoth and leaving it in ruins. ACP and Nachos were after us. UMA weren’t far behind.  Soon we found ourselves in a huge war. Navy Seals alone vs ACP, Nachos, UMA, and IW. Fighting hard, I managed to meet Shadow2446 (amen to this guy, without him I’d be no-where) on Penguin Chat. We ended up talking about an alliance, which was when Shadow asked me the question:

“Will you join the Nachos?” I was amazed. The Nachos were the biggest, funniest, and most active army. I gladly accepted, becoming the General of Grand Fajita legion. [http://zippy500nachos.wordpress.com/2008/05/25/attack-plan/%5D

Eventually I quit, making more CP armies. I went on to making ROCP (Rebels of CP) and then Black Bandits (O.o) Anyway, now here I am.

The people who I’d like to thank:

Shadow2446: Thanks dude.. Alot.. I love you (No homo)

Person1233: You’re an inspiration to us all.

King Kinz 10: Me and you have had our battles, but I  honestly don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re like a brother to me.

Ads354: You are pretty much my brother, mi amigo. Where I’d be without your amazing leadership? I probably wouldn’t even be this high of a rank. You backed me up and helped me when I fell.

Pie1350: My CT brotha from anotha stranger…

Billy Mays: Okay dude, I never knew what you’re up too… But anyway, great leader, friend, and er… buddy (WARY)

Cooper: You’ve got the power dude..

Rapidy: Are you ACP or Nachos.. Or are you a double agent for IW? Wait that would make you a triple agent..

Donut: Stick with one army, at the most two 😉

JoKeR: Gets his name in red because I truly think that he is my best friend. Whoever makes me sad, Joker makes me happy again. He’s a really good friend, picking me up whenever I fall. He’s probably one of the top 10 reasons I stayed as long as I did.

Korei3: Is very cool… And a good friend

Ark: I think you disappeared but your service to the Nacho Army was amazing.

Cobra: You’re a good guy, just keep out of trouble and be good to my Maire (D)

To all the member ranks and anyone else I missed, you are truly the best army I’ve ever seen. We have our fights, and we have our strengths. No matter what, you are the Nacho Army. I have all my faith in you. Whatever you do, don’t give up.

My requests:

I stay main (A)

I’m advisorish..

You hold elections for my rank

You don’t forget me.

I Might like Apples Yes, But Everyone Beats Acid Crack Killers

ι’ℓℓ вє вα¢к αт тнє нσυя σƒ συя ∂єαтн.

I’ll still be on chat, so…

~Gamer




Shadow2446’s Last Stand

Edit: Imma believe Im gonna have to call this off. I dont have a time specified because I dont think I can get on today. ACP has yet to make a defense post about and Oagal is hiding… >.< Muahahaha. I’ll be back for my final stand. And I’ll have… WEAPONS… and GUNS…. and… well… MORE WEAPONS.

Well.. Since ACP and Nachos are at war… And Oagal is back in town… I’m calling out Oagalthorp and ACP to a battle Saturday. Fjord. Allies allowed to come and pick whatever side they want. I will be giving away Shadow2446. I’ll put up a time later.

April 2010 Promotions/Big Shock!

The moment you all have been waiting for, Promotions!

First of all, we have a new General among the army! Shaboomboom has offered to leave the ACP to join the glorious Nacho Army! So, here he is.

NEW GENERAL (LEADER): SHABOOMBOOM!

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Promotion Complaint Department, April 2010

If you strongly believe that you deserve a promotion but did not get one, take a number and make a comment with the following:

– USERNAME ON RANKS

– TIME ONLINE NACHO CHAT PER DAY (ESTIMATE)

– BATTLES/RECRUITMENTS/TRAININGS ATTENDED IN MARCH (ESTIMATE)

– ACTIVENESS RATED FROM 1-10 (1 being highest, 10 lowest)

– A REASON WHY WE MAY HAVE SKIPPED YOU ON PROMOTIONS

THE FORM MUST BE COPIED AND PASTED. IF IT IS NOT THE SAME FORMAT AS I HAVE GIVEN YOUR COMMENT WILL BE SKIPPED. (YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE IT BOLD) TO COPY AND PASTE HIGHLIGHT THE FORM, RIGHT-CLICK AND SELECT “COPY”, THEN IN THE COMMENT FORM RIGHT-CLICK AND SELECT “PASTE”

~ The Nacho Army leaders

Short Post: Mammoth Raid sucsess/Soldier of the Month

ACP’s confadence:

We successfully raided Mammoth today! And we’ve been on for hours, so keep up the good work! You all worked really hard, and we had about 30 troops on CP at a time! We defeated ACP with a few forces, Nachos (us), IW, DCP and Swat. Good job allies!

.:Ad Pictures:.

Soldier of the Month

This soldier has worked very hard this month. He has been in the Nachos for a short time, but knows the ins and outs of warfare. This person may be a noob, but is a genius at the same time. This person also created Swat, who is mainly on Mammoth, and has HUGE numbers. This person is…

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Defences/Invasions

We have been at war with ACP for 2 days, and so far, it’s been fun! We have had many battles with Red Alliance (ACP and Allies). So, the Nachos and our allies are now known as the Blue Alliance and will defend eachother’s servers when they get invaded. ACP is invading one of our servers, and on of the Cookies servers. Here’s the info for both defences.

Snow Bank Defence

Who: RA vs. BA

When: Friday April 2nd

What: Invasion of  Snow Bank

Room: Dojo

Times:

  • 10 PM GMT
  • 5 PM EST
  • 4 PM CST
  • 3 PM MST
  • 2 PM PST

Grizzly Defence

Wednesday 31st March

What: Invasion of Grizzly

Room: Dojo

Times:

  • 10 PM GMT
  • 5 PM EST
  • 4 PM CST
  • 3 PM MST
  • 2 PM PST

Invasion of Snow Fort

Who: BA vs. RA

When: Thursday, April 1st

Where: Snow Fort, Dojo/Snow Forts

Times: 7:00 EST, 6:00 CST, 5:00 MST, 4:00 PST

Comment if you can make them!

War with ACP

No this is not an early April Fools joke, it’s real and a great way to grow from our current stage. As you can see, we have been working really hard and have been waiting for this a long time. I was talking with Oagal today and he said to me that ACP would be glad to go to war with us so I thought why not. Today we had about 20 or more at an unscheduled event and I believe we could have about 40+ during scheduled events. We need to recruit for 1-4 hours a day non stop and train in between those times. The ACP are good enemies and know what to do during wars, but this time we will reach our goals to defeat them once more. This war will give us a chance to have fun, grow, and improve our tactics. This would benefit both of our armies so I’m basically helping you. We also need to pay attention when the leaders are giving an order. It makes us look bad and unprepared.

Every war that happens is the same and has no pizazz, it’s just emote bombs and joke bombs. Well this war is going to be a war where you could only use snowballs and use one emote bomb. This war will show every army on CP that the good times could come back with your help. Why do armies use emotes and joke bombs instead of throwing snowballs? Maybe they are tired of throwing snowballs, but that is what made Club Penguin wars fun! Today we were making a movie ACP vs Nachos and we were waiting for the movie to be filmed. The only thing we basically did was throw as many snowballs as we can and maybe one or two emote bombs. It felt as if we could make a big change to CP armies and bring something old back. Remember the good times we had in the past and still be the number one? Well we can still have fun and reach our goals. I know I sound like I’m desperate for number one spot, I just want you all to have fun and enjoy the war as something to bring us back.

This is our chance to show everyone who we are and what we stand for. We will show them that we are the kick ass Nacho army and we are ready to fight. I hope this war doesn’t last for a day or two because then it’s not a war. Also, I don’t want this war to become a flame war. We will be siding with UMA in this war and we could get help from allies because this is an ally war. The war is just to have fun and see how many troops actually care for this army. The war with WW only lasted a few hours with no actual battles because of some personal issues, but that is the past. Wars are the main purpose of Club Penguin armies so I hope everyone has fun. Remember how we used to have 40+ troops on CP and 150+ at one point? It’s not hard to be active and actually help us. I know you guys have lives and blah blah blah, but maybe visiting us would be nice instead of leaving forever without notice. This generation of Nachos will become the most successful generation of the Nachos if we work hard. The first battle will be in a couple of days so be prepared. Don’t you want to be huge like in this picture? Well if you do then we have to work really really hard.

Rap’s Edit: In case some of you newcomers don’t know how to fire a snowball, here’s a short video explaining the technique. It’s called the Agile Fire since Rapid Fire (constantly pressing ‘T’ and clicking on a target) will not show. Always remember: Only 8 snowballs can be in the air at one time!

Pay no attention to the links or the noob that created the video. 😆

http://cpacentral.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/bobsled7.png?w=468&h=289

http://nachosofclubpenguin.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/followourrules.png

If you want to be like that then get off your lazy a**es and start getting your acts together.

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

Important Announcement, must read

Ladies and gentlemen of the Nacho Army:

All events in the Nacho Army, including tournaments, recruiting, PB, wars, ect are CANCELED due to incidents in the Nacho Army. All rebels are to be guested and banned forever on chat. There will be many changes in the Nacho Army, so prepare to get used to them.

~*Pie1530*


High Rank Meeting – Owners Only

Tonight.

8pm EST (7pm CST, 6pm MST, 5pm PST)

http://xat.com/hollowshangout

Be there.

Depression in the Nachos

  

Ads: This is 100% true and I couldn’t have said it better myself. I am not going to ask for this to stop. I am going to DEMAND for this to stop. We need to give a damn about this army or else we will fall to the bottom of the ocean. This is the Nacho Army not the Armies of Club Penguin or Ice Warriors, but the kick ass, world shaking, jaw dropping Nacho Army. We need to recruit for as long as we can everyday. You have to go on whenever you are on chat, not when the leaders tell you to. The mods have to stop fighting and kicking other people because how would you like to be in their shoes? Members have to stop being annoying. I know this sounds rude, but stop asking about a promo because you are most likely going to get demoted if you ask 24/7. We are all one big family so we have to act like it! The leaders, co-leaders, and 3ic’s are trying really hard to get us to the top. Do whatever you can to get recruits like chatvertising, going on CP, making videos on Youtube about us, etc. I believe we can become the best if we all worked hard. I also think we should go to war with an army because war keeps us going and right on track. 

Cooper: Once again, a good point. Mods are lazy, and some owners are even lazy, excuse me for saying this, you guys don’t have a choice anymore, your not on, or your disiplined. This goes for me too, I have been lazy sometimes, I will put myself on probation, anything to get this army back on track.

VIEWERS WARNING: Some content may be inappropriate for young children. Read at your risk.

We are in a depression.

Yes, this is arguable, but to me, we are not doing well at all. I say to get on a server with 17 on chat, thinking we could get a good outcome. We got 7 people on cp. 7. The army who used to be on top of the world had 7 troops on CP at an unscheduled raid with 17 on chat. What has happened? We are all lazy. I don’t give a crap what our active count says. There are only 10 people in this army who cares. We have so many LAZY mods it’s not funny. This is not a hangout guys. We all want to be somewhere. No, not like RPF, or UMA, or any other army that has completely FALLEN. We want to be #1. The best army in CP. And no, that is not us right now. I don’t even think that we’re #2. We’re #3 at the most. And I don’t want to say that, but I have to. People always blame leaders and past leaders. Yes, some of it is their fault, but they have to run the army. They are going to make mistakes every now and then. The problem as of now is the troops, specifically the mods. The mods used to help the troops, listen to them, and guide them along their experience in the Nachos. All they do now is sit on chat and kick “noobs”. And guess what mods? You were all noobs at one point, and you wouldn’t like the abuse that you are giving to them. It’s absolutely ridicules. That’s why for promo day, all inactive or abusive mods have a damn good chance at getting a member rank, and the members that care will get mod. And I don’t care if you quit or get pissed off, but that’s how it’s gonna work. Mods are supposed to be loyal and give a f***. But I guess it doesn’t work that way. Mods that refuse to get their asses on CP and be lazy will get banned and possibly demoted to a member rank.

Members are sorta a problem too. Some members just need to know how to stop. Someone says to stop doing something, and they keep on going. And it’s annoys me and many other people in this army. I don’t like advertising on main chat ether. If you wanna advertise, do it in a PC.

And the language on chat is absolutely terrible. A new recruit comes on chat. The first thing they hear is, “YOU FU**ING SLUTY BI*CH, STOP F***ING YOUR MOTHER!” What do you think they’re gonna do? Leave. There goes a recruit. And some people say that recruits are not important. Well guess what? Recruits and noobs make an army. And if we didn’t have any noobs, we’d be gone.

All I ask of you is work harder, ‘cause if you don’t, we’ll be dead soon, like RPF, who at one time was the greatest army in CP. And I thought RPF was a good army. RIP RPF.

~*Pie1530*