Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
Pie edit: Only 80, 566 hits to go on this site to get 2,000,000 hits! So once we reach the number 415,946 on this site, we will have 2 million hits :D. (I ask if an admin can put that next to the hit hounter so it says something like 415, 946=2,000,000)
Hola Nachos!
Person1233 here, with an informative post about the past Nacho sites’ hits. The Nachos have had 5 blogs in total, which were used as the main information center. Those 5 were
http://nachosofclubpenguin.wordpress.comCurrently suspended for unknown reasons, but it redirects to nachoarmy.com, which is our current blog. The most successful site with over 1.3 million hits.
The reason we’ve had so many blogs in the past, is because the URL for the blog was fitted for the current leader, and when they retired, it confused new recruits. The other reason was because WordPress suspended our most successful blog for reasons we still don’t know. All of these blog changes screws up what our ACTUAL hits were. If you look at our site now, you would think “lol they only have 350k hits, must be a very young army.” The Nacho Army of Club Penguin actually has almost 2 million hits. How? The following is all of the Nacho blogs’ hits.
^There is no way Tom Wolf’s blog has less than 10,000 hits based on the comments on each post
Aka Edit: Can’t take pictures right now (I’ll do it tomorrow), but nachoempire has 30,506 hits.
So there you have it! Once we reach half a million hits on this blog, we will be well over the 2 million hit mark, which is a huge achievement for any website. Keep visiting nachoarmy.com (nachoarmy.wordpress.com) to help support the climb to this mark. Another way to support the climb is to comment nonsense on this post 😀
A storm is coming… I can smell it. You can taste the humidity in the air, and just know something big is coming. We have many events coming up, my Nacho friends, from promotion day to recruitments to that Legends Cup of sorts. Here’s a nice organizer for events up until the Legends Cup:
Recruiting
Day: August 3rd, Tuesday
Times:
-6:00pm EST
-5:00pm CST
–4:00pm MST
-3:00pm PST
Reason: We are going to need more people for this Legends Cup!
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Cheese vs Salsa!
Day: August 5th, Thursday
Teams: <Will be added after promotion day>
Times:
-5:00pm EST
-4:00pm CST
-3:00pm MST
-2:00pm PST
Reason: We need to start working on dividing ourselves to get more recruits!
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As you all can see, we have plenty of things to do before this Legends Cup of ours. I hope most of you can make these events, so we can further the Nacho Empire and all of it’s glory. Our first battle in the Legends Cup will be August 7th, and another post will be made when that time comes.
-Aka
P.S: Catchphrases are for suckers
Pie edit: Ik someone is sending out a pic of me saying I want the Nachos destroyed… I was being compleatly sarcastic >.> If you believed this you really are gullable 😐 Anways:
Well we got on today at 10 am est and it turned out well heres a picture of the unscheduled Recruiting Session:
If we could do that at 10 am est I wonder what we could do at noon. We are getting big again not as epic as before but better then we have in months. Everyday the leaders get more proud of you guys well I’m starting to get off topic so heres the info for the Recruiting/Training Session.
“Hi I am Wolfie1215, your relatively new3ic. This is my first post, so don’t be hard on me <.< I know a lot of you are wondering (probably not) about me and how good of a job I am going to do. Well, I assure you, I will give 110% to this wonderful army. I just need one thing in return. Don’t worry, its free :D. I want your respect. It makes life much easier on chat without people saying ” screw you I dont like you, go f*** yourself ” I don’t think you would appreciate it if someone said that to you would you? So, if you respect me, I respect you. Know I know there is some people out there that dont like me. Well, I have two words for you. Piss off. If you don’t like me, then leave. Because I’m on chat very often. Well, now that thats off my chest, I will do my job and more for this army, I love this army a lot and I know that we are going to succeed and do great things in the future! I will be better than Icey ( i hope). Now I need a catch phrase, Like Ads has ~ Lost in Thought~ And Pie has ” May the Salsa Be with you”. So, I Decided to pick my own catch phrase “Keep Pwning”. I will change it if you have something better, or if that was someones catch phrase from before.
pie edit: This may be considered perverted, but… O_O:
Aka here.
I know I’ll be labeled as the bad guy for delivering the news, but these are a few changes that need to be made now. Ads, Billy (mostly), Cobra, Tan, and myself have all agreed that things need to change around the chat, so here are the changes:
1. Horny hour is now abolished.
Now I know what most of you are thinking: “WTF WHY”, “THIS IS STUPID”, and “THIS IS TAKING AWAY WHO WE ARE!”. But I’m afraid none of you bother to look at it closely enough. With the spawning of horny hour came with Nachos to be labeled as a bunch of perverts who have nothing better to do than to talk about sex all the time. This is mostly true.
Here is what I tend to experience every time I get on chat. I usually log on around 1-2:00pm EST, to see either a battle or chat is empty. So I get off and come back around 4:00 and almost always the first thing I see is someone saying something sexual to another person. I usually don’t say anything other than shaking my head saying “Meh, this is to be expected.” So I either talk or leave for another hour or two, and I come back on and everyone is at it again. Again, I say nothing. I get off for a few hours and I come back on and see everyone talking sexually or vulgarly. It is getting out of hand.
Horny hour was meant to be limited to one hour, for everyone to do basically whatever the hell they want. But since no one really bothered to contain horny hour to the time it was provided, everything just slowly spiraled out of control. I mean, no one can honestly name one benefit that comes out of sexual language at all. People will say “It makes Nachos who they are” but people also need to realize we aren’t a bunch of sex crazed kids over the internet. Many a time have I come on to approve comments to the site to see a kid say “I’m sorry but I am not allowed to come onto Nacho chat anymore because my parents saw ______ say _____ to someone. Sorry Nachos.” and there is absolutley nothing to gain from saying that shit, other than you stroking your e-peen and say “Hee hee, look at how grow up I am acting!” when in reality you are acting like a total idiot.
I know this is going to cause much strife and all of that, but why can’t you just go to another XAT chat that supports it anyway? Like flirt for instance.
Bottom line: This is a chat for 13 year old discussion. This chat isn’t (and will not) be MA themed, with gratuitous pornography and sexual language being thrown about. Do it in private chat. Not on main.
Note: Just to clarify, we are also going to start enforcing the “no sexual language” rule as well.
2. The Addition of the CAPS LOCK rule.
CAPS LOCK IS WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THIS FOR VERY LONG PERIODS OF TIME IN AN EFFORT TO GET NOTICED BY THE CHAT. IT IS OFTEN QUITE ANNOYING TO MOST OF THE OWNERS AND MODS WHEN PEOPLE TEND TO TYPE LIKE THIS AS IT DRAWS ATTENTION AWAY FROM ORDERS THAT THE LEADERS ARE GIVING ON THE CHAT.
Anyway, CAPS LOCK will now only be used by leaders (Owners) on chat during wars/recruiting. Using CAPS LOCK will now result in a kick, then a 1 hour ban. It is unnecessary and annoying.
This all needs to end today, everyone. There is no need for perverted language on chat, nor CAPS LOCK, ever. Again, people will say “YOU ARE KILLING NACHO TRADITIONS!”, and to them I say this: Why not see our other traditions? We have a story page that you could use, as we were the first army to incorporate a Story page. Cursing is still allowed, which also seperates us from many armies (just don’t be excessive with it). And we were also one of the first armies to have a Hall of Fame page. So you should all find something else to do with your extra time on chat than say “*rapes _____*” all the dang time.
Congratulations Nachos, we defeated Team Gold very easily, because they changed the date for the practice battle on their site without telling us. Some of their members did show up because they weren’t lazy, but we still maxed out at 33, while they maxed out at 8. Victory pictures will be uploaded shortly.
Joker’s Edit: You guys did great today on the PB against TG you guys were amazing I was nearly Speechless by your performance it’s been a while since you guys were like this keep up the good work, and promos are almost here I also have look for a SOM(Soldier of The Month) So Good luck ;). Here’s some pictures I got
Tan Edit: DONT FORGET TO READ ABOUT ALL THE EVENTS BELOW
Crazy: European Nachos must comment on the active count, I left this edit because it is hidden under 2 sticky posts. M`kay?
Hey Everyone, after much talking, myself, Billy, Aka, Ads, and DJ3K have come up with 5 videos to show you all, to pick one for the official Nacho Theme Song! I shall post each video down, go ahead and listen to them all. Then leave a comment voting for which song you want to pick! This is how the voting format will look like.
Person’s song that you pick: (aka, dj3k, oberst, billy, or ads).
I pick this song because it describes how hard the Nachos work to get where they are today.
Aka’s Pick, The Grimoire of Alice:
Aka Edit: Picked this song because it sympathizes how frantic it usually is on Nacho chat during battles, and the highs and lows of Nacho life, lol.
Oberst543’s Pick, Pendulum – Blood Sugar:
I pick this song, cause I think it shows explains much the Nacho’s have grown, and how they will continue to expand. And to crush any resistance that is in our path.
Billy May’s Pick, My Salsa – Eminem
DJ3K’s Pick, Through the Fire and Flames – DragonForce
Crazydawg123`s pick – Mexican Seafood by Nirvana
Ads354’s Pick – Welcome To the Jungle – Guns N’ Roses
Anyways, voting will end Friday at 6:00 Eastern Standard Time. So start voting!
Pie edit: This is the best song for the Nachos :O :O:
Aka Edit: Reminder, this is what you want the Nachos to be described as.
This is an Active count for all Nachos who live in Europe. Please comment, saying if you are active or in-active. Also, if you could post what Timezone you are in it would be much helpful, so me and Crazy can schedule events so as many of you can attend of possible. Thank you!
This is a very LONG and important post with lots of events so try to make them all
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DE F E N C E O F M A T T E R H O R N :S
Battle Back on… 😐
Hello Nachos,
And army called the Silver Soldiers challenged us to a battle on the server Matterhorn (Which is a GT server, so IDK why it’s there O_O). Here’s the comment by their leader:
This battle should be easy, and it will probably just turn into a recruiting session. Here is the info:
What: Battle on Matterhorn Who: Nachos vs. SS and CPCA Where: Matterhorn, Town, Forts and Plaza ONLY Date: August 1st, 2010 Times: 11:30 AM EST, 10:30 AM CST, 9:30 AM MST,8:30 AM PST, 4:30 PM UK (I believe these are the times; he put the time as 16:30, and I know in England they do that, so I assume it’s 16:30, or 4:30 PM UK)
Comment if you can make it!
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LEGENDS CUP
Club Penguin Army Central (You know, that completely un-biased new site) is hosting a tournament called the legends Cup (A tournament which mein Führer, Oagal, made up so his pretty little army could crush everyone and everything in its path). 40 armies will take on each other in a battle for power, dignity, and a poorly drawn trophy. We are representing the Alpha bracket, and we face some pretty easy enemies (No offence), and we should be capable of fighting our most hated rivals- the Army of Club Penguin (ACP for short).
ACP’s ego is pretty high right now, and they think that this tournament will be easy. Are we gonna let them blow right through this thing (that’s what she said)? No. I don’t want this to be easy for them. The Nachos are on a rise and will not back down no matter what happens. ACP is an army capable of getting 100 at battles, and they will not give up either. But the Nacho Empire is an empire that will fight ’til the death. We are a majikal (Do not change the spelling) army, and we can out number, out maneuver, and out fight the Army of Club Penguin. Yes I know it’s way to early in the tournament to be talking about fighting our rivals, but any good gambler would say Nachos vs. ACP in the Alpha semi finals. I know you can do it. Do I expect you to get more than ACP? No. Can you get more than ACP? Yes. This army has been through a lot in the past 10 or so months. Leadership issues, rebellions, falls, wars. Yet have we given up? No. We were getting 10 at battles a few months ago. If we gave up we would be dead right now. But we didn’t give up. We fought through it and bounced back. Has ACP ever experienced a giant fall? No. We are a stong army. And with that we can dominate this tournament.
Back to the informational part of the post, here is the bracket for the tournament. (Note, some of the following will be copied off of CPAC)
In the second round (we have a bye) we will face either the Gatorade Gators (Wtf? :?) or PDN Army. Both of these armies are small to medium, and should be pretty easy to beat. If we do beat them, we will face either the Black Bandits or the Dark Warriors. We will then (probably) face WW and if we beat them we will take on ACP.
We don’t have any info on our battle yet, but here is the schedule:
Bold= Nacho battle Bold/italics = Battle if necessary
Day 1: Alpha, Round 1
Day 2: Bravo Round 1
Day 3: Alpha Round 2 ( 4 of 8 )
Day 4: Bravo Round 2 ( 4 of 8 )
Day 5: Alpha Round 2 (Second 4)
Day 6: Bravo Round 2 (second 4)
Day 7: Alpha Round 3
Day 8: Bravo Round 3
Day 9: Quaterfinals
Day 10: Semi-Finals
Day 11: 3rd Place Playoff
Day 12: Championship Final
Our 1st battle will be on Day 5, or August 7th. I have no info yet on the server or anything, but let’s win! I am going on vacation from the 7th to the 14th, and will start my Temp-Leading job on the 15th, so let’s win! There might be a computer, and there is Wi-Fi, so I will be on chat when I have the free time.
(If he accepts) Person will be one of the judges! The rest of the judges are from ACP, GT and IW.
Rules:
Specially selected, unbiased judges will be selected by CPA Central. They will be unbiased.
Each battle will last 30 minutes, minus the Championship Round and 3rd Place Round, which will both last one hour.
Each battle will take place in the Snow Forts, Town, and Plaza. If any fighting occurs outside of this area, it will not be counted towards the results.
No joke bombs. Joke bombs suck. Seriously.
No bots, no cheating, no spying, etc.
No allies
You must follow the rules. If you don’t, you could be risking us being in the tournament.
These battles are important, so remember to follow my battle rules:
Always listen to the highest rank on chat! If they give an order, follow that order.
If you are changing rooms, remember to yell “NACHOS TO (insert room here)!” on CP. This will help the rouges on CP follow you.
Never listen to noobs on CP yelling “NACHOS TO THE ICEBERG” or any other room. If they do say that, yell “NACHOS STAY” on CP. You could be losing some valuble recruits.
Get on CP 1 hour-30 minutes before the battle to recruit. We could easily gain 20+ recruits on CP. Try to get to the town early and line up on the chat bar.
Have Fun! This isn’t some kind of war-nazi dump. Be loose, have a good time on chat! But don’t get to wild 😉
May the salsa be with you,
Aka Edit: We’ve been receiving good recruits recently for our recruitments and battles. If we keep rising by 5 extra recruits like we have for each event recently, by the time we face ACP in this, we’ll have 20 more people to add on to our already 30+ troop count. And since everyone will be expecting the Nachos vs ACP battle, we’ll most likely have all of our active troops on (not to meantion rogues on the server), topping out at around 110+ people. This is our chance to knock ACP down, Nachos. It’s up to us to show everyone what being a Nacho really is.
Club Penguin Army Central (You know, that completely un-biased new site) is hosting a tournament called the legends Cup (A tournament which mein Führer, Oagal, made up so his pretty little army could crush everyone and everything in its path). 40 armies will take on each other in a battle for power, dignity, and a poorly drawn trophy. We are representing the Alpha bracket, and we face some pretty easy enemies (No offence), and we should be capable of fighting our most hated rivals- the Army of Club Penguin (ACP for short).
ACP’s ego is pretty high right now, and they think that this tournament will be easy. Are we gonna let them blow right through this thing (that’s what she said)? No. I don’t want this to be easy for them. The Nachos are on a rise and will not back down no matter what happens. ACP is an army capable of getting 100 at battles, and they will not give up either. But the Nacho Empire is an empire that will fight ’til the death. We are a majikal (Do not change the spelling) army, and we can out number, out maneuver, and out fight the Army of Club Penguin. Yes I know it’s way to early in the tournament to be talking about fighting our rivals, but any good gambler would say Nachos vs. ACP in the Alpha semi finals. I know you can do it. Do I expect you to get more than ACP? No. Can you get more than ACP? Yes. This army has been through a lot in the past 10 or so months. Leadership issues, rebellions, falls, wars. Yet have we given up? No. We were getting 10 at battles a few months ago. If we gave up we would be dead right now. But we didn’t give up. We fought through it and bounced back. Has ACP ever experienced a giant fall? No. We are a stong army. And with that we can dominate this tournament.
Back to the informational part of the post, here is the bracket for the tournament. (Note, some of the following will be copied off of CPAC)
In the second round (we have a bye) we will face either the Gatorade Gators (Wtf? :?) or PDN Army. Both of these armies are small to medium, and should be pretty easy to beat. If we do beat them, we will face either the Black Bandits or the Dark Warriors. We will then (probably) face WW and if we beat them we will take on ACP.
We don’t have any info on our battle yet, but here is the schedule:
Bold= Nacho battle Bold/italics = Battle if necessary
Day 1: Alpha, Round 1
Day 2: Bravo Round 1
Day 3: Alpha Round 2 ( 4 of 8 )
Day 4: Bravo Round 2 ( 4 of 8 )
Day 5: Alpha Round 2 (Second 4)
Day 6: Bravo Round 2 (second 4)
Day 7: Alpha Round 3
Day 8: Bravo Round 3
Day 9: Quaterfinals
Day 10: Semi-Finals
Day 11: 3rd Place Playoff
Day 12: Championship Final
Our 1st battle will be on Day 5, or August 7th. I have no info yet on the server or anything, but let’s win! I am going on vacation from the 7th to the 14th, and will start my Temp-Leading job on the 15th, so let’s win! There might be a computer, and there is Wi-Fi, so I will be on chat when I have the free time.
(If he accepts) Person will be one of the judges! The rest of the judges are from ACP, GT and IW.
Rules:
Specially selected, unbiased judges will be selected by CPA Central. They will be unbiased.
Each battle will last 30 minutes, minus the Championship Round and 3rd Place Round, which will both last one hour.
Each battle will take place in the Snow Forts, Town, and Plaza. If any fighting occurs outside of this area, it will not be counted towards the results.
No joke bombs. Joke bombs suck. Seriously.
No bots, no cheating, no spying, etc.
No allies
You must follow the rules. If you don’t, you could be risking us being in the tournament.
These battles are important, so remember to follow my battle rules:
Always listen to the highest rank on chat! If they give an order, follow that order.
If you are changing rooms, remember to yell “NACHOS TO (insert room here)!” on CP. This will help the rouges on CP follow you.
Never listen to noobs on CP yelling “NACHOS TO THE ICEBERG” or any other room. If they do say that, yell “NACHOS STAY” on CP. You could be losing some valuble recruits.
Get on CP 1 hour-30 minutes before the battle to recruit. We could easily gain 20+ recruits on CP. Try to get to the town early and line up on the chat bar.
Have Fun! This isn’t some kind of war-nazi dump. Be loose, have a good time on chat! But don’t get to wild 😉
May the salsa be with you,
~*Pie1530*
Aka Edit: We’ve been receiving good recruits recently for our recruitments and battles. If we keep rising by 5 extra recruits like we have for each event recently, by the time we face ACP in this, we’ll have 20 more people to add on to our already 30+ troop count. And since everyone will be expecting the Nachos vs ACP battle, we’ll most likely have all of our active troops on (not to meantion rogues on the server), topping out at around 110+ people. This is our chance to knock ACP down, Nachos. It’s up to us to show everyone what being a Nacho really is.
Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
