Aloha! Recently, the war with UMA has ended, we stopped attacking for our beloved server White House in which was returned peacefully back to the Nacho Empire. “So no more war Professor Ads?” Well kids, we are at war with LT and WV, helping us at defenses will be ACP, our new ally. The Light Troops have been posting about how pathetic we are which is pretty pathetic I’ll say, just grow up already. It’s a game, CP armies are meant for war, don’t cry like a little b****, since you think you can beat us, don’t tell us, show it. You won’t beat us because we are the Nachos, we are smart, brave, and strong. Today, we would have beaten you even if ACP didn’t come (Thanks though). First of all, we clearly out-numbered you and second of all, we performed a variety of different tactics. You can bring your allies if you want, I really don’t care, it’s not like you’ll win anyways. You may think I’m being cocky, but I just have faith that the Pink Bunny Alliance will win (Nachos and ACP lol). Major factors in winning this war are showing up to the battles and not being AFK during them. If you were a leader of an army, I know you wouldn’t want your soldiers AFK. I’d also like to congratulate Oberst on becoming 3ic and Hurricane on becoming 2ic. We will win this war!

The next thing I would like to get off my chest is the lack of recruiting, we won’t get any new recruits if we don’t recruit. Even if we aren’t on CP as an army, it won’t hurt to just spend 5 minutes on your own on CP recruiting for us. Getting at least one soldier is good enough for me. It could also increase your chance of getting a promotion. I know we have been battling for the past few days which is great, but we still can’t forget about the training and recruiting sessions. Each of the owners will receive a particular day on which to lead any kind of session they want, and because there are 9 owners and 7 days of the week, 2 owners will lead on the same day as another owner. Don’t forget about the Battle on Half Pipe tomorrow and the UK event. I’m sure we’ll be able to get 40+ tomorrow so make me proud and remember, L3M0N owns youuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Keep Your Pimp Hand Strong, Ads354~

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The day has come again. Brass Ass Dash (BAD) is retiring. I had some great times with all of you, but I grew old for CP armies. I have no time to make events anymore. I think I gradually got a life over this past year, and I certainly wouldn’t want to waste it on the computer. I’ll still be on chat, and I will always be a nacho. I feel like I let you guys down with my activeness the past two weeks, and I’m sorry. We have great leaders, so when I’m gone respect all the owners. I love you all. (No homo)

 So Peace Out. Enjoy life. Don’t be afraid to get off the computer and take a walk or a jog outside. Life comes first. It was a pleasure being 2ic for the nachos and former leader.

Sorry this post is so short but I don’t feel like typing more.  : 3

~Dash

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Hola Nachos!

The Nachos did epic today! Nachos maxed around 30+ overall!

Nachos War faces!

Nachos huge line!

Double lines

Nachos form a H, war faces!

Nachos & ACP joke bomb

Nachos smiles!

These next pictures are ACP and Nachos both!

Hearts , Circle

Cakes

Ice Cream Circle!

More Pictures:

War faces and Smiles

Hearts!

Ice cream circle

War faces

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Thanks everyone who took pictures!

~Hurricanex1

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❗ ***BATTLE RIGHT NOW*** ❗

BATTLE OF FJORD

➡ RIGHT NOW

➡ FJORD SERVER

Enemy(s):

Light Troops(Yellow Penguins),Water Vikings(Blue Penguins)

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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Note: Unsitck if needed.

Hello Nachos, we are having our weekly N.E.D. event. Last week’s event was very dissapointing, only 3 people got on Club Penguin with 7 on chat. This time only comment If you CAN come. Here are the details:

When: Sunday 2nd May (2011)

What: Recruiting & Tactics session

Server: Mammoth

Time:

➡ 6:00PM GMT/UK

➡ 1:00PM EST

➡ 12:00PM CST

➡ 11:00AM MST

➡ 10:00AM PST

❗ COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ❗

Also, check posts under this for more events!

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we logged on to defend our server Cloudy from the UMA in our current one on one war, but just before the battle began, the UMA decided to “cancel” the invasion.  Even though the UMA failed to show up, we still managed to do a few other things.  It’s too bad there wasn’t a battle because you guys were definitely prepared!  Even though there wasn’t any real battletoday, here are the highlights of the defense.

Great job today Nachos on are only battle of the day!  Promotions are still being worked on, and they should hopefully be out soon in the next day or two!  Keep up the great work, Nachos!  We have many more battles to come!

UMA SHALL FALL!

❗ COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT ❗

~Puckley 

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BATTLE IS NOW LOG ONTO CHAT AND CLUBPENGUIN!

Server: SUMMIT

When: NOW

Enemy:

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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Hola Nachos!

Today we battled the UMA on our server Mountain.  After coming off a loss against the UMA on White House, we definitely proved that one loss won’t bring the Nachos down!  It was definitely an epic victory!  Here is how it all went down…

At the beginning of the battle, it didn’t look so good for us.  We had around 15 Nachos, which only averaged about what the UMA had in the beginning.  However, we never lost hoped.  We were still determined that we could improve.  And sure enough, we did!  After confusing the UMA by charging from the Town through Snow Forts into the Plaza we gained our size to where it should be.

We charged into the Snow Forts surprising the UMA with our dramatic growth in size in only a few minutes.  Our size would soon take over the Forts giving us the advantage kicking the UMA out of the Forts into the Plaza.  This was the first of many retreats from the UMA.  We’d battle it out in each room for a while with us in complete control the whole entire until the UMA decided to retreat.  It would continue like that for a while until the UMA would finally surrender.  It was an epic victory!  The pictures will tell the rest…

Hurricane’s Pictures:

We charge into UMA’s line on the chat bar doing our “Line Breaker” tactic.  We completely take over their line as we do E+P in OUR line.

We make a Backwards L line as we do E+D in line while UMA does E+T.

We ask the UMA, “WHY SO SMALL?”

We followed the UMA into the Pool.  We make another Backwards L line as we do E+K in line.

UMA counters with E+8, but we overpower them with E+M.

We follow the UMA into the Forest.  We make a line while we drink some coffee. =D

More pictures:

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

  

 

Great job today, Nachos!  It was truly epic.  We couldn’t have back around and done any better.  We averaged around 30 Nachos throughout the battle while maxing out around 35 or more.  As a reward for our great performance today, Nachos, promotions will be released early!  So be expecting April’s Promotion Day very soon!  Once again, fantastic job today guys!

❗ COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT ❗

UMA SHALL FALL!

~Puckley

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VICTORY!

ALL NACHOS REPORT TO MOUNTAIN SERVER FOR THE DEFENCE AGAINST UMA

SERVER:MOUNTAIN

WHEN: NOW

BE ORANGE

COME TO CHAT —> http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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This war just became personal Nachos the UMA have disrespected us,lied to us, but now they have made it personal. They posted complete lies about myself and the Nacho Army(umaofcp.com to read it)! Not just the Nachos either they posted bad about ACP too! They have said complete lies about us they are trying to make us look bad. We will not stand for this Nachos!!! The ACP are now full pledged into this war along with the GT and some others to be joining in soon. UMA will not only be defeated but they will be CRUSHED! We will crush them into the ground with our allies.

Let me make something clear for you UMA, Nachos declared war on you for disrespecting us. Imagine if someone just came and punched you in the face your initial reaction is to do something back which is what we are doing. This is now an ALLIES war regardless of what you think. Next time, try not to post complete lies and lie about people because when you do those things it backfires ;).

You shall be crushed UMA.

~Stay Cheezy 

-Tan

P.S All Nachos or allies feel free to put “UMA SHALL FALL!” in your name for support :D.

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