Hello Nachos,

After a month of “hard work” I think you Nachos deserve some promotions, don’t you think?

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Billy Edit: My power is out and I am at Hpea’s house right now. During the week I may not be on, good luck for the week.

Hey guys,

Well, we tried our hardest but we couldn’t win against ACP. To be honest, all ACP really did was stand there and put up emotes while we attacked them, but the judges ruling is final, so we can’t argue it :?. I was proud of our tactics, but we need to work on a few things. One is that everyone on chat has to be on CP. We had 50 on chat today, but only 25-35 on CP. If all or most of the people on chat were at the battle, we would have won. Another thing that really annoyed me is how we lost troops over time. We were winning at the Ice Berg, then everyone on chat didn’t listen to commands and some people left (?). So for the rest of the year, we’re going to fix these problems. Comment your pictures if you have any.

COMMENT ON THIS POST TO GET 3 MEDALS!

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Tomorrow I think it would be best to patrol our Empire. This will give us an opportunity to make sure our servers are secure and maybe fight off some ACP noobs ;). Here are the details.

When: Sunday, October 30th, 2011
Where: All over our Empire (Start at Fjord).
Times: 2:30 PM EST, 1:30 PM CST, 12:30 PM MST, 11:30 PM PST, 7:30 PM GMT

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We also need to have a High Senate meeting to decide who the new 3ic is after Buck retired. So we’ll have one tomorrow right after the patrol (around 3:30 PM EST). Retired leaders and current owner ranks are invited to attend.

Remember to comment to get your medals!

~*Pie1530*

Tan Edit: Check out my new Youtube Video on my channel

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Retsphe’s Edit: I’m quitting. Kthx.

The Nacho army is at

…tracking…

Klondike, Ice Berg.

Recruit at ALL TIMES!

➡ BE ON FOR BATTLE ORDERS

LETS WIN THIS!

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→ BATTLE IN 2 HOURS(LOG ON IF YOU WANT TO RECRUIT) ←

❗ Army of CP [1] vs Nachos [2] ❗

 (TODAY)Saturday, October 29th 

➡ 2:30 pm EST (Eastern)
➡ 1:30 pm CST (Central)
➡ 12:30 pm MST (Mountain)
➡ 11:30 am PST (Pacific)
➡ 7:30 pm BST (UK)

Server/Room: Klondike Server ~ Start at Plaza

→ Be on http://xat.com/nachoarmy for battle orders

MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR PUFFLE IT IS MANDATORY,IF YOU DO NOT OWN ONE THEN BUY ONE(RED FOR NONS, ORANGE w/ SOMBRERO FOR MEMBERS)

Rules

• The battle is one hour-long.

• It will spread across the Forts, Forest and Cove.

• The ACP will start at the Cove.

• The Nachos will start at the Plaza.

• Both armies will converge on the Forest at the very start of the battle

• No Spying.

• You can logon when you want to.

• No disturbing the BW vs CPST battle.

• No Allies.

  

  Be there for a Promotion Nachos! IF we win this we take back our #1 position in the Top 10, LETS WIN THIS!

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Welcome to the 1001st issue of the ‘Nacho Army Top 10’,

The CPAC are holding a tournament called the Scary Showdown and we have made it all the way to the finals with ACP, our long-time rivals. Our practice battle with ACP didn’t do us a favor at all and it was a pretty well fought battle, I might say. Even though we did great in our last few battles, we are third in the CPAC top 10, preceded by DW at number 2, and ACP at number 1.

1. Army of Club Penguin [+0][WP]

2. Dark Warriors [+0][WP]

3. Nachos [-1][Ma]

4t. Blizzard Warriors [+4][Ma]

4t. Light Troops [+0][Ma]

6. Sky Troops [+1][L]

7. Ice Warriors [+2][L]

8. Night Warriors [NEW!][L]

9. Underground Mafias Army [NEW!][L]

10. Special Weapons and Tactics [+0][Me]

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Now, here is the MY version of the top 10:

1. Nachos [WP]

2. Nachos [WP]

3. Nachos [WP]

4. Nachos [WP]

5. Nachos [WP]

6. Nachos [WP]

7. Nachos [WP]

8. Nachos [WP]

9. Dark Warriors [WP]

…….

9001: Army of Club Penguin [Not quite there yet]

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Here is the Nachos vs Army of Club Penguin finals tourney battle reminder info, but remember the ACP tactics first:                                

E+L = Clover

E+8 = Sick Face

E+6 = Spit Face

E+T = Fart Bomb

Army of CP [1] vs Nachos [2]

When: Saturday, 29th October

2:30 EST (Eastern)
1:30 CST (Central)
12:30 MST (Mountain)
11:30 PST (Pacific)
7:30 BST (UK)

Rooms: Klondike, Forts, Forest and Cove

~I’m Still Naked, Ads354~

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Hey guys,

Today I will attempt to re-make the medals page. I know this has failed before, but with some persistance it should pay off. There are a few goals of medals. One is that it lets you (the soldier) look at your progress and what you can improve in. If you have a low number of medals, you should look towards becoming more active. The other goal is that it gives your more of a chance to get promoted. The more medals you have, the bigger chance you have of getting a promotion. No, you don’t need a certain number of medals to get promoted, but if you have more the chance is higher.

This is an example of how medals will work: If you go to an event, you get a certain number of medals. After the event, there will be a post with the results of the event. You must comment on the post to get medals. This shows the leaders that you indeed do look at the website and comment on posts. This will also help get our hits back up. So you must comment on the results post to get medals.

Also, not everyone will be on the medals page at first. Once you attend an event, I will add you.

Comment on this post to get a medal!

~*Pie1530*

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Hello Nachos,

It’s your old pal Pie here explaining ACP’s common strategy for big battles like these. I understand we lost the other day, but we come up big in situations like these, and I am confident we can come up big on Saturday. This is why we’re an army, right? To win battles, wars, and tournaments. So we need to look over what we’re most likely going to see Saturday versus the Army of Club Penguin.

After we win, we’re going to have some really exciting events planned for our army. We’re going to have a party celebrating our victory, practice battles, and maybe a war (if anyone even wants to mess with us after we win :lol:).

The ACP have been our rivals for what seems like forever. We’ve faced them in countless wars, tournaments, and practice battles. From what I’ve seen, ACP’s numbers have been slowly declining, while I believe that we have been rising after our leadership changes. ACP will probably get anywhere from 25-45, so we need to be prepared for some big numbers against our superior tactics.

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ACP tactics

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ACP’s tactics usually consist of:

The Clover Bomb

The Joke Bomb

The "Awesome" Bomb

Those are a few of the tactics ACP can use. They may also throw in a few fart bombs, ACP bombs, and flower (lolwut) bombs in there. As you know, our tactics are obviously superior so we should be able to “cancel” their tactics out easily.

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Some Tactics and Tips

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Over the years our tactics have evolved into what they are today. Most of the troops know all of our tactics, so this should just be a review. This is the bulk of our tactics:

Emotes:

E+9 = War (mad) Faces

E+D Sun Bombs

E+6 Tounge Bomb

E+M Money Bomb

E+Z Pizza Bomb

E+P Puffle bomb

Phrases:

Joke Bombs

“NACHO” chant

“DOOM” bomb

“Cat tank is not amused” bomb

“All your base are belong to us” bomb

“May the salsa be with you!” bomb

… and many more.

Here are some tips that you need to know for the battle:

1. Listen to your leader (Ads, Billy or Danny) at ALL TIMES. Here is what they look like!
 

2. Always be active on CP. If we aren’t doing anything, or in-between tactics, throw snowballs at the enemy or recruit some troops watching us battle it out.

3. Don’t stand on top of each other. Be shoulder to shoulder, or sombrero to sombrero.

4. If we do a bomb, don’t do it just once. Copy and paste it or rapidly press the two buttons on your keyboard so we look efficient. Saying “MAY THE SALSA BE WITH YOU” just once isn’t efficient enough.

5. DON’T LET ACP GET TO YOUR HEAD. If they have big numbers, so what? 50 ACP = 30 Nachos. We can dominate them with tactics, so why not do so?

6. Get to the forest fast. If we get locked out we’re instantly screwed. 😐

7. UNIFORMS: Wear something red or orange. Say stuff that will attract recruits like “JOIN THE NACHOS! TURN ORANGE FOR HALLOWEEN!” ACP is basically anything green, so fire at green people at all times.

8. Take advantage of the Plaza. The Plaza is a better for recruiting than the Cove, so I suggest getting on an hour or 45 minutes early.

Good luck at the battle Saturday, I’ll try to be there.

~*Pie1530*

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Billy Mays here to tell you about some events that we will be having over the next two days. Yes this is on short notice, but we need a lot of people to come to these, oh and by the way, the 300th commenter gets mod/owner on chat for a 2 days based off of their current rank. The reason we need to have events be scheduled so quickly is to get higher numbers on ClubPenguin with less notice. But anyways, enough with the small talk. The event times will be below as normal

•                              :!:Patrol of Aurora:!: 

•                             Monday Oct 24th 

• Times: 8 P.M. EST, 7 PM CST, 6 PM MST, 5 PM PST, 1 AM GMT 

• :!:Patrol of Aurora 2:!: 

• Tuesday Oct 25th 

• Times: 8 PM EST, 7 PM CST, 6 PM MST, 5 PM PST, 1 AM GMT 

• :!:300th Commenter gets a prize:!:

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→ BATTLE TODAY ←

Check out some battle tips on how to beat the ACP by clicking HERE

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Hola, Nachos.

We need everyone to make this event! We must win the CPACSS, even if we did not beat ACP the last time we battled.

Army of CP [1] vs Nachos [2]

Saturday, October 29th

2:30 pm EST (Eastern)
1:30 pm CST (Central)
12:30 pm MST (Mountain)
11:30 am PST (Pacific)
7:30 pm BST (UK)

Server/Room: Klondike~ Plaza, Forest and Cove

• The battle is one hour-long.

• It will spread across the Forts, Forest and Cove.

• The ACP will start at the Cove.

• The Nachos will start at the Plaza.

• Both armies will converge on the Forest at the very start of the battle

• No Spying.

• You can logon when you want to.

• No disturbing the BW vs CPST battle.

• No Allies.

  
  

Inspirational Music ^^^

Nachos, we’ve had our ups and downs in the past and present. We will have many more of these in the future. But as Journey once wisely stated: “Don’t stop believin’.”

Even after we suffer a loss, or gain a well-earned victory, we remain true to ourselves. We are Nachos. We are proud. We are winning like Charlie Sheen.

We can (and hopefully will) win this battle. The only thing that’s stopping us from easily taking the cake is ACP’s sheer size. Remember, quality is better than quantity; ACP is mostly made up of noobs due to their name. I mean, what noob wouldn’t want to join the “official” Army of Club Penguin?

We may have an advantage in tactics, but don’t let yourselves get too cocky, since because of ACP’s name, they also have a size advantage. If you pay attention, follow orders, and above all, enjoy yourself, this may turn out to be a somewhat-fun and successful event.

Also, as Ads said, if you are under the rank of First Lieutenant and we win this battle–you will get a promotion. But, why are we always begging for promotions? The purpose of Club Penguin warfare is to enjoy yourself, not to beg for Internet power that will get you nowhere in life. I mean, you can’t very well walk to your job interview and say, “I was a high rank in an Internet army on a Disney computer game. Like a boss.” If you fight for the fun of it and not for virtual power, even if we don’t win (I’m confident we can and will) we will at least have had a great try.

As I said previously, if you listen to orders & execute them quickly, we WILL win. The Nachos will prove themselves victorious over ACP, and our rivalry will grow stronger–but so will we.

We are Nachos. We can and will win this. Just have some confidence, yo.

And here is the other inspirational song I promised:

Finally, it’s time for Retsphe’s Random Video of the Day:

~*~[SoD]Retsphe~*~
***Nacho Lieutenant General***

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Aloha!

On this day, the Nacho Army of Club Penguin have defeated the Blizzard Warriors in the Club Penguin Army Central Scary Showdown! We had around 20-25 while  BW had 15+ and although we won, we need more people to show up if you want to defeat ACP in the finals.

Here are pictures of the battle!

Click to enlarge!

This time we’ll definitely win, but this time, you’ll be rewarded for winning. If…. I mean WHEN we win, the member ranks below First Lieutenant will get a promotion AND promo day will come out on the 29th or 30th. The leaders, including me, are so proud of you guys for working hard every single day of the week. By doing good, we WILL reward you by either giving one of you lucky members, mod for a week or a lucky mod, owner for a week. This is our time to shine and no one can take that away. Get ready ACP, BECAUSE WE’RE COMING FOR YOU!

~Does This Big Mac Make Me Look Fat, Ads354~

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