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It’s War
Posted on June 30, 2013 by »Puckley«
Hola Nachos,
A few days ago, the Rebel Penguin Federation officially declared war on the Nacho Empire. They are not only threatening to take what is rightfully ours, but they are aiming to undermine and destroy the true foundations that this glorious army was built on. By no means do we see this only as a “just cause” attack for a conquest of servers, this is an attack threatening the existence of Nacho Army. For quite a while now, tensions have been high concerning the relations between the Nachos and the RPF. Only then, they were simply a nuisance and a mere threat. Despite much change in that, they are now asking for war and are preparing to launch a direct assault on our Empire.
They want war? We sure as hell will give them war, Nachos. No more small preemptive strikes; we’re coming at full-force. We aren’t stopping until the task at hand is finished — until they are finished once and for all! We must say there is a point beyond which they must not advance. We will come together and put an end to them to preserve what is ours! Together, we will fight and send them running into oblivion!
There is no backing out now, Nachos. It’s war.
We’re about to embark upon a great crusade and bring about the destruction of the Rebel Penguin Federation. Our task may not be simple, for the enemy will not be one to surrender easily – they will fight until they end. This is definitely not 2007 anymore, and they are definitely not the army they once were and believe that they still are. Currently, we have an overwhelming advantage in size and tactics over the enemy. If we are to use that to our advantage, we need you and all of the Nachos to come together and contribute by doing everyone doing their role in making this war machine successful! Only then will we be able to set out to achieve what we desire!
We will accept nothing less than full victory!
Off to war we go, Nachos, but as always and definitely most importantly, have fun! 😀 Fun times await, and you’ll definitely not want to miss what is about to happen. A chance to be a part of something amazing in army history including endless fun? I’m in! Are you?
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
~Puckley
Nacho Leader
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Too Easy
Posted on June 29, 2013 by »Puckley«
Hola Nachos!
Welcome back, indeed, Puck! That was a great event to return to, I’ll say! 😀 As for the event, it was scheduled to be a patrol of the motherland since we were quite certain to be expecting a raid from our new enemy RPF. And right on cue, the small-and-too-pathetic-to be-called-an-army decided to show up and perform the most consecutive joke bombs ever in a battle (new record!). What a disgrace to the army community! Anyway, they didn’t stand a chance against our force of Nachos. Soon enough, they were even pleading other armies for help! We ended up reaching a supposed peak of about 45 Nachos, so excellent job as always, Nachos! 😀
No time to stop now though, Nachos! We must keep improving and getting better, especially since we are now at war with the RPF! We must show them that they are messing with the wrong army, and we must defend what is rightfully ours!
Remember, today, was a promotion event, so make sure to comment if you made it to ensure you get your promotion!
Promotions should be released tomorrow!
COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!
Aww, poor RPF, they needed help…
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Jumping Back In
Posted on June 29, 2013 by »Puckley«
Hola Nachos!
I’m back again from vacation! Hopefully, you eventually learned or figured out why I was away for the week as I didn’t want to make it a big deal that I was leaving for another week by making a post about it. Anyway, as I completely expected, you guys have been doing very well overall, so excellent job, Nachos! Let’s keep this rolling the entire summer and beyond!
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
~Puckley
Nacho Leader
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Striking Back [3-0]
Posted on June 28, 2013 by
➡ FRIDAY
Invasion of Arctic
Date: Friday, July 5th
Server: Arctic (if full, Klondike)
Time:
2:00 PM EST
1:00 PM CST
12:00 PM MST
11:00 AM PST
7:00 PM UK
❗ PLEASE ARRIVE 15-30 MINUTES BEFORE THE BATTLE STARTS ❗
50+ NEEDED! BE THERE. IT WILL HELP TOWARDS PROMOTION.
COMMENT IF YOU’LL BE THERE!
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A “Golden” Opportunity [TODAY]
Posted on June 27, 2013 by Edd64
Patrol Of Fjord
Server: Fjord
Date: Saturday, June 29th
Times:
4:00 pm Eastern Standard Time (EST)
3:00 pm Central Standard Time (CST)
2:00 pm Mountain Standard Time (MST)
1:00 pm Pacific Standard time (PST)
9:00 pm GMT (United Kingdom)
70+ Expected
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Triumph on Marshmallow – Successful Defense!
Posted on June 27, 2013 by
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Defense of Fjord|Another Cheesy Victory|2-0
Posted on June 25, 2013 by
Hola Nachos! Today, we were able to grasp another victory against the Dark Warriors [DW] at the defense of our beloved server Fjord! While DW barely had a performance on CP with sizes of about 5 and the Nachos with sizes averaging from 35-40 the DW quickly decided to flee from the battle once they came to the realization that they had no chances of taking on our forces. Since we had no challenge we soon decided to have fun on CP and try a few things out. Click on “Read more” for pictures of the event.
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Half Pipe Full of Nachos
Posted on June 24, 2013 by
Aloha! Today, we invaded the server Half Pipe from the Dark Warriors who were a no show because they must be scared of our awesomeness. We averaged around 35 Nachos and maxed 41. We executed a variety of tactics, but some were no shows. Even though we did pretty great, I know we can do much better at future events. Let’s aim for 50 tomorrow. All hail the magic conch! Click ‘Read More’ for the pictures. Thanks to 1234power for the pics!
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Mess With The Best, Die Like The Rest
Posted on June 23, 2013 by Edd64
➡ [HUGE EVENT]
MUST ATTEND
PROMOTION EVENT
DEFENSE OF FJORD❗
➡ Server: Fjord
➡ Date: Saturday, June 29th
➡ Times:
➡ 4:00 pm EST
➡ 3:00 pm CST
➡ 2:00 pm MST
➡ 1:00 pm PST
➡ 9:00 pm GMT
➡ 70+ EXPECTED
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 