The Nacho Army of Club Penguin™

I noticed that PR was back and I just thought that I would write a post making sure that you guys don’t embarrass yourselves. Remember that the Purple Republic originates on 4chan, specifically the /v/ board, and no amount of “fighting” on Club Penguin will make them go away. The more that you entertain them [...]

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I’m very impressed at how the current Nacho leadership is handling this war, and I’m not surprised to see ACP admit victory every time they lose. The way battles are fought on Club Penguin make it so that a clear winner can not be determined unless the army stays on the server for hours on [...]

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>>THE BLACK ALLIANCE IS DEAD<< The Black Alliance is gone before they even got started. Because of this, the Orange Alliance (mostly Nachos and WW) screwed around on Icicle. All defenses are canceled. There was one thing I noticed during this invasion. Our tactics aren’t how they should be. We’re good at spamming things, but [...]

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After CPAC made a terrible mistake in their Top 10 by putting us as the #6 army, we were eager to prove CPAC wrong. Before the battle even started, however, Funks declared that we had won. This easy victory hindered us from proving our worth to CPAC as the #2 army, but definitely shows that [...]

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The Orange Alliance recruiting was a failure for the Orange Alliance, but a magnificent job by the Nachos. The event was 99% Nachos, and had 1 or 2 soldiers from the other armies, so the Nachos are claiming this event as our own. Nachos have 22 soldiers. Nachos have 23 soldiers. Nachos do war faces [...]

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Hello to all members of the Nacho Army, I am Person1233. Many of you know me as the guy who led the Nachos from November 2008 to August 2009, leading the Nachos to their greatest rises, and then my retirement brought the Nachos to their lowest point. I’ve been an advisor to the Nachos for [...]

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Tuesday[Today!] INVASION OF CHRISTMAS Date: December 6th (Tuesday) Times: 7:25 PM EST 6:25 PM CST 5:25 PM MST 4:25 PM PST 12:25 AM UK Time (je suis desolee) Location: CHRISTMAS SERVER ========================================================= Unfortunately, we lost today due to oddly miniscule numbers. The only reason that this could have happened is because many people were not able to [...]

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Phase I of the war has been an amazing success, as on many dates our enemies didn’t even resemble an army! I would like to thank LT for putting spirit into this war and making the battles as close as they were. The war we are having right now really represents how wars should be. [...]

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Edit by Chrisi: I will not be active for ONE WEEK, due to reasons that I will not go into. Story Contest Results are postponed, sorry MY RESPONSE TO ALL LT ARGUMENTS: Today, the Nachos logged on to Migrator to face a sizable enemy who could have been a great opponent today. This enemy, the [...]

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>>>FJORD SERVER<<< Click HERE to come to chat or go to http://xat.com/nachoarmy for further battle orders! As a member of the Nacho Army, you should understand the importance of Fjord to the Nacho Empire. From base of operations in the Golden Age to the last glimmer of hope that the Nachos held on to during the dark [...]

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