The Nacho Army of Club Penguin™

War vs the Pirates has Ended

Hurricanex1 — Thu, 31 May 2012 21:38:27 +0000

Hola Nachos,

As of May 31st, 2012 the Pirates have surrender the war. The Nachos are victorious and we keep all of the servers we won. Great job Nachos.

~Fear the Great Nacho

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

| Hurricanex1 |

Nachos Win on Sleet; Pirates a No-Show Again

Hurricanex1 — Thu, 31 May 2012 18:32:55 +0000

Hola Nachos,

Today we defeated the Pirates once again , but this time on the sever Sleet. We maxed around 15 troops, not our best for a UK event. Still pretty good though. Also, our tactics were horrible. We must do better with our tactics!

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~Fear the Great Nacho

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

| Hurricanex1 |

Pirates Going Downhill

»Puckley« — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:29:19 +0000

Hola Nachos!

Today, our European Division once again came out victorious while the Pirates failed to show up! Great job, Nachos! Don’t forget about our battle at 7:00 BST! See you then!

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

The Chips Win!

»Puckley« — Wed, 30 May 2012 23:00:20 +0000

Hola Nachos!

Today, it was scheduled that we would defend Altitude from SWAT for the Light Troops while they invaded the ACP. Since LT decided to declare war on SWAT too, we actually got to fight SWAT for the first time in our war. However, almost no troops showed up for today’s battle. We had about eight to ten Nachos at the most. Fortunately for us, the DCP decided to attend the battle as well. With the combined efforts from the Doritos and the Nachos, we were able to defeat the SWAT! A huge thanks to the Doritos for the assistance today!

I’d like to thank all the troops who attended the battle and stayed throughout the event. You all did a great job following commands. However, because of our poor overall performance by the army, promotions will be suspended for a day. A much better performance is expected tomorrow. Let’s rebound and defeat SWAT again tomorrow!

~Puckley

Retirement Of Edd

***TanMan626*** — Wed, 30 May 2012 16:50:45 +0000

Tan Edit: I love you

Well, it’s my time. Today, I will be retiring the Nacho Army, Club Penguin, and xat.com. This was my last battle, and we did pretty well. I’m proud to say I’m not retiring the Nachos at a bad time for them, will not hurt from my retirement. To Oberst, what’s one less troop? Well, you got one less troop, Obby. I’m not quitting because of you though. I’m leaving because everyone hates on me, and I get no respect for being in the Nachos for two consistent active years. Now, onto my friends.

Best Friends: Tanner, Puckley, and Stepup

Step: Well, I could talk about this for years, but I don’t have that time. So, here it goes. We lead the Popcorn Army together. We met in the Blue Miners army. “Now known as the Light Troops.” Then, together, we lead them to 20+ in sizes. Of course, good things had to come to an end, and the Popcorn Army Sadly died. And now, I stalk you on xat, mostly on that Pokemon chat you hangout on. Then, you got me back into Pokemon, darn you. And now, I’m retiring, have a great career, and maybe join the Nachos and help them out.

Tanner: Well, just like I said to step, I could talk about this for years, and thousands of words. But, lets just shorten it up. I joined you were 2ic of the Nachos. I didn’t know much about your fight with 50, but i helped that faggot for a few weeks. Of course, then he was fired or something. ( I honestly don’t know what the hell happened.) Then, I got middle member, and I remember everything from there. You helped me get promoted, I got all doubles. Then I got mod, and shortly after that highest mod. Then it took me 3 months for owner, but i finally got it. As 3ic, It was your golden troops: Fido, Jboy and I. And you kept us together until J boy got inactive for a reason non of us know. And I mean NON of us know. You trained me, helped me through all the hates, but then you retired. I got leader. But sadly, I gave it to Hades ( The guy who rage when he didn’t get leader.) Then, I never got leader after that. Then, it was Fido, Hades and Pie. Person came in and demoted them and took Talex and Oberst leaders. I honestly don’t know why Talex because he was a mod rank, but you know, he was a better leader than all of the other owners, so… Anyways, I don’t want to talk about it anymore, so, have a good life Tanner. I’ll invite you to play Halo Reachs living dead mode.

Puckley: Well, what can I say. I didn’t know you much until it was to late. You were leader, I was mod. I didn’t know what happened, i think I was on my summer vacation. But, I respected you anyways. You were awesome, and I mean awesome. You were like the lemon to lemon-aid to me. Lol, you’re also my best friend on Club Penguin along with Tanner and Step. I don’t remember much about you, so all I can say is that you are and epic leader, active leader, great leader, and most of all. A great friend. I hope you have a good life. See you around some day. I’ll text ya.

Friends: Fido, Jboy, Dash

Fido: Well, what do we have here. You live in the United Kingdom, I live in Colorado. Different countries one thing in common. Loyal to the Nacho Army. I don’t think you like me much, but I think you are a good friend. You, Jboy and I were golden troops together, and I will never forget about you. If you want to talk to me, I’ll be on chat Once a month, maybe twice. You may be-able to convince me to rejoin, but you know I will not go very far before retiring. Have a good life, get leader, be active. All I ask.

Jboy: I don’t remember much, but I do know one thing. You are a great friend. I don’t know what happened but if you are reading this, I. Love. You. Heh, just kitten. But, as Chuck Norris would say. Well, I honestly don’t know what the hell he would say, so… Anyways, You were cool, and active when you were allowed on the computer.

Dashypoo: I hate you jerk. HAHAHAHAHA got you. Crying, crying everywhere noob. Well, You are cool, Oberst demoted me, you didn’t have anything to do with it. You were nice to me and got me to rejoin. I got member, worked my way up to next for leader, then Obbyfag demoted me.

Well, It’s been a joy being with the people who aren’t assholes to me. *cough* Hades *cough.* Hope this army excels, have a great life.
Is the sun getting brighter, or are those sombreros?

Commencing Order 9097

***TanMan626*** — Wed, 30 May 2012 01:57:58 +0000

Hola Nachos! This war with SWAT just got more interesting, for us at least. Light Troops declared war on the ACP, but are also still at war with SWAT (along with us), so we are defending LT’s servers against SWAT, not against ACP. LT is too busy to do so because they are fighting ACP. No, we are not helping LT against ACP. LT & ACP are both allies with us and we will be staying out of their affairs with each other. We are just helping LT with this because SWAT are our enemies and are at war with us and we will see some battle time with them finally.

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Defense of Sled

When: Thursday, May 31st

Server: Sled

Times:

6:00 pm Eastern (EST)

5:00 pm Central (CST)

4:00 pm Mountain (MST)

3:00 pm Pacific (PST)

11:00 pm European (BST)

Enemy: SWAT

Defense of North Pole

When: Friday, June 1st

Server: North Pole

Times:

6:00 pm Eastern (EST)

5:00 pm Central (CST)

4:00 pm Mountain (MST)

3:00 pm Pacific (PST)

11:00 pm European (BST)

Enemy: SWAT

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Defense of Migrator

When: Saturday, June 2nd

Server: Migrator

Times:

3:00 pm Eastern (EST)

2:00 pm Central (CST)

1:00 pm Mountain (MST)

12:00 pm Pacific (PST)

8:00 pm European (BST)

Enemy: SWAT

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Defense of Mukluk

When: Saturday, June 2nd

Server: Mukluk

Times:

6:00 pm Eastern (EST)

5:00 pm Central (CST)

4:00 pm Mountain (MST)

3:00 pm Pacific (PST)

11:00 pm European (BST)

Enemy: SWAT

Thursday’s Events!

»Puckley« — Wed, 30 May 2012 01:54:36 +0000

Defense of Sled [USA EVENT]

When: Thursday, May 31st

Server: Sled

Times:

6:00 pm Eastern (EST)

5:00 pm Central (CST)

4:00 pm Mountain (MST)

3:00 pm Pacific (PST)

11:00 pm European (BST)

Enemy: SWAT

Invasion of Downhill [UK EVENT]

[WON]

When: Thursday, May 31st

Server: Downhill

Time:

5:00 PM, United Kingdom (BST)

12:00 PM, Eastern (EST)

11:00 AM, Central (CST)

10:00 AM, Mountain (MST)

9:00 AM, Pacific (PST)

Enemy: Pirates

Defense of Sleet [UK EVENT]

[WON]

When: Thursday, May 31st

Server: Sleet

Time:

7:00 PM, European (BST)

2:00 PM, Eastern (EST)

1:00 PM, Central (CST)

12:00 PM, Mountain (MST)

11:00 AM, Pacific (PST)

Enemy: Pirates

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Polar Bears didn’t crush us.

Brass Ass Dash — Wed, 30 May 2012 00:14:22 +0000

Nice job today, Nachos! We are still hanging strong with this war even though SWAT keeps ignoring us (Scared, eh?). We maxed 25+ which is not bad. The Nachos are starting a new project too. Project Alphabet. So far this week we have formed an “X”, “T, “I”, “J, “N”, and a “D”. Let’s form even more letters! Thanks Revival, Yeasy, Fiffy, and others for the pictures!

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Defense of Sleet & Flurry [Thursday & Friday]

Hurricanex1 — Tue, 29 May 2012 17:32:08 +0000

Hola Nachos,

The Pirates have decided to attack back. They will be invading our servers, Sleet & Flurry! Both UK events.

Defense of Sleet

When: Thursday, May 31st

Servers: Sleet

Time:

2:00 PM, Eastern (EST)

1:00 PM, Central (CST)

12:00 PM, Mountain (MST)

11:00 AM, Pacific (PST)

7:00 PM, European (GMT)

Enemy: Pirates

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Defense of Flurry

When: Friday, June 1st

Server: Flurry

Time:

2:00 PM, Eastern (EST)

1:00 PM, Central (CST)

12:00 PM, Mountain (MST)

11:00 AM, Pacific (PST)

7:00 PM, European (GMT)

Enemy: Pirates

~ We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

| Hurricanex1 |

Shiver Me Timbers!

»Puckley« — Tue, 29 May 2012 16:40:59 +0000

Edit: The Pirates have decided to continue the war, so make sure to keep the great effort in this war against the Pirates! I guess they want to lose a few more battles before they surrender! There is no European event tomorrow, but the next one is on Thursday against the Pirates. See you then!

Hola Nachos!

Today, our European Division dominated the Pirates! They were so stunned by our massive size from our Euro Branch that they didn’t even do one tactic! Meanwhile, our tactics were excellent! We even had 10-15+ Nachos for a UK event! Overall, great job today Nachos!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley