-Nacho Stories-
These stories below are from soldiers of the Nacho Army that sent in their own stories of the way the Nachos are in battles or just relaxing on chat or Club Penguin. Comment to have your story entered. Not all stories will be added.
[Warning: Some stories may contain Strong language, we are sorry if you are offended by any of the content]
Table of Contents:
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- A Nacho Story – By Time689
- Puckley’s Biography – By Time689
- A Day in the Life of a Nacho Head General – By Pengyster48
- The Day of Reckoning – By Tomb147
- Lost in War! – By Zzztops
- Gentlemen – By AkaBob22
- BOOK I: A New Dawn – By 77hockey
- BOOK II: The Big City – By 77hockey
- BOOK III: Air Strike – By 77hockey
- BOOK IV: The Invasion – By 77hockey
- BOOK V: Here It Is – By 77hockey
- BOOK VI: The Final Battle – By 77hockey
- Lemons for the Champions – By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
- PART II: Unforgettable War – By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
- PART III: Sweet Cheese Revenge – By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
- Another Day, Another War – By Fido1625
- Stay Frosty - By Retsphe
- The Greatest Day in Nacho History – By Patrick2143
- The Siege -By Spiff
A Nacho Story
By: Time689
Once upon a time, a universe, far, far, away…Shadow was polishing his decoy rocks, while Person was recruiting, while Aka was on his PS3, while Shaq was training, while Linkin was just being Linkin, while Puckley was counting his lemons, while Terr was bored, while Smeeble slept, while Time was training, ACP invaded Mammoth.
“Get your butts to Mammoth!!” Shadow yelled.
“Yes sir!” Puckley responded.
Billybob was strolling through Mammoth, until ACP surrounded him.
“WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?” Billybob screamed in rage.
“We are invading this server, SO BACK OFF!” Oagalthorp said.
“Yeah!…” Shaboomboom back’d up sarcastically.
Suddenly, the Nacho division, Army, showed up. It was a battle.
“FIRE!” Person yelled.
“King Kinz, get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin said.
“Sir, I don’t have a liscence…” King Kinz responded.
“Okay, Time get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin tried again.
“Yes sir!” Time answered.
So Time fired at the Pepto Bismol© building. (Oagalthorp LOVED Pepto Bismol)
While the town was being fought over, the Air Force division was protecting Shadow’s ‘Decoy Rock Factory’.
“Guard the entrances Rabo! Guard it with your life.” Shaq ordered.
“Okay, I’ll die over it…” Rabo answered.
While they were fighting over the warehouse, the Navy division were at the Ice Berg. (Linkin was leading)
Linkin yelled, “Come on Tomb you slow-poke!”
“Yes sir…*pant pant*” Tomb gasped.
Linkin and Tomb took the ‘Secret Tunnel’, they surprisingly met Aunt Arctic on the way. “Why hello, boys! Have a cookie.” Aunt Arctic said softly.
“Ehh, OKAY!” Linkin said.
So Linkin and Tomb and some others were on there way. The tunnel lead them to the Pizza Parlor, Linkin peeked up, and saw Boomer in a port-a-potty, it said, “Occupied FOREVER”
“Hmmph, should’ve known.” Linkin laughed.
At the town, Time was firing the cat tank, the rest were fighting on ground.
Bat showed up, and asked, “Person, can UMA help fight?”
“Sure, but you have to get the army here…NOW.” Person smiled.
A couple minutes later, UMA was ALL over Club Penguin; Person and the others smiled cheerfully.
UMA, Nachos, and ACP went to the Snow Forts, it was now a huge war.
Puckley felt something weird in his pocket, he pulled out a lemon. “This ought to do the trick!”
Millions of lemons attacked ACP soldiers.
Person told Aka to lead the rest of the battle, he was happy.
Oagalthorp whispered to Shab, “Are your boxers on too tight, mine are!”
Aka took charge of the Cat Tank, he fired at the “Boxer store”, Oagal looked like he was going to wet himself.
Aka saw a butt-load of ACP soldiers (coming up the rear O_O) and threw his specially designed sombreo and cut them all in half near-instantly.
Bat had to leave, so Lots of Pie took over, he was determined to win.
The battle was almost over, the Nachos and UMA took the final charge. Half of ACP were still recovering from the crazy lemon attack. So the 2 armies took the battle, and finished it.
ACP were gone.
“WE WON!!” Everyone yelled.
Moral: ACP shouldn’t invade Mammoth.
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Puckley’s Biography
By: Time689
Once upon a time, on planet far, far away, Puckley was born.
Puckley was raised by his parents. His parents owned, “The Lemon Factory”, so Puckley always had a strange obsession with lemons.
“LEMON!” Puckley screamed. This was Puckley’s first word, so his parents gave him a truck load of lemons.
A couple years later, he was 5, he was sleeping one night in his own bed, his bed had a sheet on it with pictures of lemons all over it, his room had painted lemons on the wall, and in his shoe drawer, he had a lemon.
Puckley was at his first day of school. He met a penguin named Pringle. Pringle also had a obsession, a obsession of saying, “Bonk”. “BONK BONK BONK BONK!” The 5 year old Pringle said.
“Hello, Pringle!” Puckley said cheerfully. “My name is Puckley.” Puckley’s back-pack was stuffed with his lunch, his lunch was, of course, lemons.
After sometime, Oagalthorp came to the lunch table, he also had an obsession, an obsession with Pepto Bismol©. “Yellow! My name is Oagal!”
“Why hello, my name is Puckley. You can call me Puck.” Puckley answered.
“My name is Pringle!” Pringle screamed!
“My name is Oagalthorp!” Oagal said when he just finished his Pepto Bismol bottle. “Do you know where the next Pepto Bismol store is?”
“Nope, I have no idea.” Puckley answered.
Over the years, Oagal left school, and went to work at the Pepto Bismol shack. Pringle & Puck were in college now.
After college, Puck went to the Nachos as a Co-leader, and Pringle went to RFW, as a Leader. Oagal, well Oagal, he died of too much Pepto Bismol.
“Let’s recruit!” Puckley said cheerfully to the nacho soldiers, “White House, Town”
It was awesome! Puckley & Pringle were awesome.
One battle, Pringle & Puck shut there eyes, and they went…UP THERE.
Moral: Don’t doubt Puck and Pringle.
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A Day in the Life of a Nacho Head General
By: Pengyster48
*gets on chat*
Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: Hey Person
Person: I will give you a blowjob for just $2:00. Can you put that in a non perverted way?
Pengyster48: Uhh…
*switch back to main chat*
Random N00b: HELP ME AT MAMMOTH!!!11!! I NEED BAK UP!!1!!1 ACP IS ATAKING!!11!!
Pengyster48: I have kicked Random N00b. Reason: N00B!!!!!
Person: All Nachos to Fjord to recruit!
Zzztops: Yes me lord.
Pengyster48: But I am le’ tired…
Person: Well take a nap, THEN COME TO FJORD!!! :@
Flarry: Party in meh pants
Jayson: Yay!!!
Cookies: WHERES THE PRUNE JUICE!?!?!?
Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: So how’s it goin?
Person: *no response*
Pengyster48: Hello you there?
Person: *no response*
Pengyster48: You it’d be nice if you replied once in a while…
Person: *no response*
*switch back to main chat*
N00b: Person you’re so cool!1!!1!
Person: *once again, no response*
Some other n00b: Person is like the best leder eva!!!11!
Pengyster48: *rolls eyes*
Jayson: Here Pengy, have a lemon whiskey *crashes into pole*
Pengyster48: Thanks Jayson! *chugs whiskey* Mmm
Flarry: Who wants to go streaking across CP with me?
Pengyster48: Me!!!!! *falls on floor unconscious*
Person: Let’s leave that guy on the floor. He never did anything for Nachos anyway.
Zzztops: Yeah. It’s not like he raised me in the Nachos and taught me everything I know.
Person: Exactly.
Oagal: WHERES THE PEPTO BISMAL!?!?!?
Shadow: DIE!!!! *throws rock at Oagal*
Flarry: G2g hide in MJ’s closet.
Jayson: I’m comin too.
Pengyster48: *eventully gets bored and leaves*
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THE DAY OF RECKONING
A CIVIL WAR STORY BY TOMB147
Chapter 1: The Beginning
THE DAY WAS CLEAR, NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.
ZIPPY500 WAS LEADING A SCOUT MADE UP OF 5 PEOPLE ON FJORD, WHEN SUDDENLY; TOM WOLF APPEARED WITH DOUBLE OF WHAT ZIPPY HAD.
STARTLED, ZIPPY STUMBLED ON A ROCK WHILE TOM WOLF LAUGHED TO HIMSELF.
“PATHETIC”, HE SAID.
“THE GREAT ZIPPY CANNOT EVEN MANAGE TO HOLD HIMSELF UP, MUCH LESS LEAD AN ARMY.”
ZIPPY ROSE BACK, “HOW DARE YOU, YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THAT WE LEAD EQUALLY!”
“PFFT” YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT YOU CLEARLY TOOK CONTROL OF THIS ARMY WHEN I LEFT FOR VACATION!”
“HOW DARE YOU! EVEN IF I DID TAKE OVER, I DIDN’T MEAN IT!”
“WELL GUESS WHAT, TOM SAID, I REALLY DON’T CARE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!”
“THAT’S IT” ZIPPY SAID.
IT’S WAR.
Chapter 2: WAR.
ZIPPY LEAPED UP AND ORDERED 50 TROOPS FROM THE BARRACKS (LOCATED AT BLIZZARD).
TOM ALSO, CALLED IN ABOUT 50, IT WAS A TIE.
“AS YOU CAN SEE” ZIPPY SAID,
WE ARE MATCHED.
“THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK!” SAID TOM
“BOOOOM!!”
THE GROUND RUMBLED AND A FISSURE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE GROUND CRACKED. THE AIR TURNED INTO A MISTY DARK COLOR.
“I SHOULD’VE KNOWN, ALWAYS QUICK WITH THE EXPLOSIVES EH TOM?” SAID ZIPPY.
“THAT’S NOT ALL I GOT!”
AND ALL OF FJORD STOOD STILL, WAITING FOR WHAT TREASURIES WOULD COME NEXT.
“ARGHH!” TOM SAID.
YOU THERE! EHHH *READS NAME TAG* TERRYKING24
“WHERE IS THERE AIR ASSAULT?”
“UUH, SIR, IT SEEMS THAT ALL OUR AIR FORCE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!”
“WHAT!??!” TOM YELLED.
SUDDENLY, ZIPPY STARTED TO LAUGH TO HIMSELF,
“LOOKS LIKE YOUR IDEA OF A FJORD NAVY WAS A GOOD IDEA EH TOM?”
“HOW DARE YOU!”
THAT NEXT SECOND, THE ICEBERGS OF FJORD SHOOK WITH A RUMBLE.
“HERE THEY COME” SAID ZIPPY.
Chapter 3: Navy and Army Clash.
THE NAVY WAS AMAZING, THERE BLUE AND WHITE UNIFORMS SHOOK TOM’S SIDE UP A BIT.
THERE APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE, AND PERSEVERANCE WAS AMAZING!
THE NAVY SURROUNDED ZIPPY’S SIDE.
“READY TO GIVE UP TOMMY BOY?” ZIPPY SAID.
“NOT JUST YET ZIPPY” TOM SAID.
“I’VE GOT MEH OWN TRICKS!”
AND FROM THE COVE CAME THE ARMY.
THEY ROARED INTO FORMATION IN BACK OF TOM.
THAT’S WHEN ZIPPY SAID,
“NAVY! FORMATION 500!”
Chapter 4: Formation 500
SUDDENLY, THE NAVY FORMED INTO THE SHAPE OF A TRIANGLE!
“TRY BEATING FORMATION 500! OTHERWISE KNOWN AS, FORMATION CHEEZ-IT!” SAID ZIPPY
THE TRIANGULAR MONSTER CHARGED INTO THE CROWD, KNOCKING DOWN ABOUT 30 NACHOS ON TOMS SIDE.
TOM YELLED AND JUMPED UP
“ARMY, CHARRGEE!!!”
SPEARS CLASHED, SWORDS ROSE, HOCKEY STICKS SNAPPED.
IN A FEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT,
IT WAS CHAOS.
Chapter 5: The Resolution.
FINALLY AFTER BATTLING FOR ABOUT 5 HOURS, TOM ROSE TO HIS FEET,
“THIS IS POINTLESS ZIPPY!”
“YOU THINK?” ZIPPY YELLED FROM THE SIDELINES.
“ALL WE DID WAS CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTROY THE LIVES OF FELLOW NACHOS.” ZIPPY SAID.
“YES, PLUS WE STARTED TO FIGHT FOR NO REASON”
“WRONG.”ZIPPY SAID.
“EXCUSE ME?” SAID TOM.
“JUST KIDDING”, ZIPPY SAID CHEWING A RANDOM CHEEZ-IT.
“WELL OL’ FRIEND, READY FOR A NEW BEGINNING?”
“YOU KNOW IT.” SAID ZIPPY.
THAT DAY, 5 CAT TANKS WERE LOST AND ABOUT 50 – 60 FELLOW NACHOS FELL THAT DAY.
WHILE ZIPPY AND TOM WERE WALKING BACK TO BLIZZARD THEY SPOTTED A FIGURE HIDING IN THE DARKNESS.
“WHATS THAT?” TOM SAD.
“EHEM, SOLDIER SHADOW2446 REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! ERR, SIRS!”
“COME ALONG SON, I THINK YOU’LL FIT IN JUST FINE HERE…”
THE END.
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Lost in War!
By: Zzztops
Prologue:
Somewhere in the future…
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. even noob armies made at the last second. While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armies were enemies…. no allies. Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. Club Penguin’s biggest world war was born….
Chapter 1
Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywhere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take A LOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW, tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos charged into the town. Penguin’s bodies were flying everywhere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do! A loyal Nacho named King Kinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….
Chapter 2
Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge of training the recruits by Akabob. “So you’re a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said Puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckley said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.
Chapter 3
Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.
Chapter 4
Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”
Chapter 5
“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began. Iceyfeet1234 the leader and creator of the IceWarriors was prepared. It appeard all of IW were at the Snow forts….. only a few Nachos were able to fit into the Snow Forts. Jimmy was one of the one’s lucky enough(or in his case unlucky enough) to get into the snow forts. Person could not get in and the Nacho troops attacked the IW in a disorderly mannor, sadly the Nacho troops were falling at a rapid pace. Iceyfeet yelled out “Everyone charge the Nachos… LETS FINISH THIS GROUP!” The IW started to charge! Jimmy and the remaining Nacho troops were about to be joke bombed but just then….. A Nacho cat tank flew into the battle field and blocked the charging IW troops! The cat tank broke the Snow Fort’s penguin capacitator and the Nachos charged in! Snow guns fired, Snow swords clashed, and orders were being yelled! Person shouted “Nachos make a line!” the Nachos soon had a line. Then as if the action could not get anymore tense…. UMA charged in! Icey yelled “retreat!!!” The UMA chased after the IW…. leaving the Nachos the Snow Forts.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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GENTLEMEN
By: AkaBob22
One day the Gentlemen were hanging out by 2fort, waiting for the evil (ACP) Blue Team to arrive. Soon, the Gentlemen, thanks to Jayson’s scope, noticed a Blue Helmet cross over the battle lines. The War was on.
Puckley quickly started building a sentry gun, Qwerty was spy checking, and Aka was smoking 700 ciggarettes at once and coughed up a lung in the process. Suddenly, Police lit a Spy on fire! It was Seanehawk! Seanehawk tried running away, only to run into Linkin’s Mini-gun and was made into swiss cheese. Linkin the proceeded to pick up Seanehawk’s dead body, put him in a Sandvich, and ate him, killing Quince instantly. One down, 8 to go.
The Gentlemen were guarding the Intelligence (yes, everyone was), when suddenly the Blu Medic (Saint) and the Blu Heavy (Dryvit) ran in, Uber-charged! However, they fell short when Policeman used his compression blast and blasted him outside the Intelligence room, cancelling the Uber-charge. Jayson just so happend to see the whole thing, and used his machete to kill Saint, while Aka came out of…. uh…. nowhere…. and back-stabbed Dryvit. Jayson started Sniper humping and Aka started Spy crabbing over the dead bodies, lol.
Meanwhile, Naruto and and Korei were sitting up by the spawn, watching for enemies. Suddenly, the Blu Pyro (Boomer) runs in and starts trying to flame everybody! Puckley ran in from the stair case going to the intelligence, and fires 6 shotgun blasts, which (along with Naruto firing madly) eventually kills the mumbling beast. However, Korei was beyond repair, and exploded into a million pieces.Puckley then picked up all of the pieces, and built a new Korei, Korei4.
“WE HAVE TAKEN THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE” said Mcnuggetboy, while Pringle was bobbing and weaving all over the place, bonking the Blu Scout (Flappy) over the head, killing him instantly. Pringle runs, runs, runs, and finally jumps onto the 2forts bridge cover/roof, and runs to the Red Battlements, where he promptly says “BONK!”, but his head then explodes backward from getting shot in the head, by the Blu Sniper (Stev). His body laying in a crumpled heap, King Kinz swears that maggot will pay. Dodging sniper shots, King rocket jumps up into their battlements and smacks that sorry look off Stev’s face with his trench shovel. King then says “This is MY world! You are not welcome in MY world!”
6 down, 3 to go. Too bad it wouldn’t last long.
In a desperate bid to end the match quickly, the Blu Engineer (Clintos), and the Blu Demo-man (Divotoo) start setting up a base right next to the Gentlemen spawn after Divotoo blew up Puck and his all machines (or did he?). However, Aka had unnoticingly killed the Blu Soldier (Thebest22), and disguised as him, getting behind enemy lines. Aka then stood by the dispenser, waiting for the perfect moment. Divitoo didn’t realize this match was sudden death, so he had his back turned, while Clintos was upgrading his sentry. Aka seized the oppurtunity, and then: “SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!” Aka then quickly back-stabbed the Engineer while he cloaked and ran back to the Intelligence room. One more to go.
Divitoo started freaking out and became paranoid, setting up stickies aat every entrance and swinging his bottle everywhere, making a back-stab impossible. However, Divitoo forgot the teleporters (50 cent and Tomb), and all the Gentlemen still alive teleported into the battlements. Everyone started madly firing at all the stickies guarding the entrance, and pushed them over by the Demo-man. Rca blocked his only escape (the area below the Red Spawn), so now HE was trapped in the room. Divitoo paniked, and decided to run out, where Rca promptly killed him, blasting his pieces all over the room. “VICTORY” said Mcnuggetboy, and the round was over.
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BOOK I: A New Dawn
By: 77Hockey
The boys were playing at recess when principal Zippy called them into his office. The boys were Jonathan and Matt. Principal Zippy told them the news. “Boys…… your parents are dead. The ACP killed them during the war that was going on up in mammoth. I am deeply sorry.” Jonathan screamed in pain saying “THOSE MUTHAFUCKERS ARE GONNA DIE” Matt stood there crying.
It is 10 years to this day that the boys parents were killed……….
This is where the story begins.
The boys were working hard and there work at the factory. Loading guns on the truck to ship to the mountian training facility. Then a helicarrier came and landed it was full of acp soldiers. The guns pointed at the boys while motor said “Boys hand over the guns or die” Matt said “Fuck no you assholes” The acp cocked their guns when the N-TEAM came and shot down acp soldiers. Motor got away with 20 acp men and flew away. The N-TEAM left before the boys go to thank them.
The boys knew they were nachos so they decided to sign up at the caribou nacho base. Nobody there was important except tan. Tan saw the boys and smirked. “Boys shouldn’t you be reading your playboys?” Matt said “S-s-sir we want to sign up to be in the nacho army.” Tan laughed and said “NO. we do not want young kidss like you in this army.” They went away miserable.
When they got home they recieved a phone call from tan. “Hello boys you have been assigned to berg where Joker is the leader.” Matt was amazed that he actually was in the nacho army. And he was with his brother too. Tan also said “Pack your bags your flight is tommorrow.” They packed there bags and got on the plane the next day and flew to Berg. The Adventure had just begun.
They landed in Berg and there was Joker welcoming the new recruits. “Jonathan and Matt?” They replied “Yes”. “Well looks like you 2 are my new troops. Do you know how to operate a gun?” “No” *FACEPALM* “looks like i’ll have to teach you.”
They got to the base and there were noobs trying to shoot streight. A noob shot qwerty in the foot. “YOU DIP IM GONNA KILL YOU…. i mean uhhh nice try.” Joker said to qwerty “Hello qwerty these are the new recruits.” Qwerty looked at the new recruits oddly. “They’re in your squad i dont want more people that will kill me”
The boys got shown to their room. They bunked with a leader dash and Pwn. Dash tried to rape them when they came into the room while pwn was……. yeah he was doing that. Pwn was also the cook. Nobody liked his food so they ordered Mcshaddehs every night. The boys trained for weeks when the first call came.
EMERGENCY ACP INVADING BERG!!!!!1111SHFT1SHIFT!!11!!SHIFT!!!! TROOPS OUT TO THE BATTLEFIELD NOW. The troops woke up. Pwn was naked and didn’t put clothes on and ran out the door. The troops got their sombreros and guns and marched to the battlefield.
ACP was led by motor and were trying to get to the Cattank storage room. the battle was bloody people died on both sides but motor ran into a nearby building and joker followed him. Motor and Joker were firing at each other until joker lost him. Motor dropped a grenade on joker but joker slashed it in half with his sword and it didn’t explode somehow. Joker and Motor battled with swords. Motor said “Those boys you have they are gonna die if its the last thing i do.” “THOSE ARE MY BOYS YOU CAN’T KILL THEM” joker proclaims and stabbed motor in the heart and he died.
Joker felt the building give way so he jumped from the building and stabs the side of another building with his store and held on for dear life. The building gave way and Joker was safe.
The nachos held offthe ACP and joker was fine but Oagalthorp had a message for the nachos “We will not quit til we have the boys”
THE END
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BOOK II: The Big City
By: 77Hockey
The boys were training, pwn was naked, dash was doing what dash does, qwerty was drunk. Simple daily routine at the Berg base. This day however was different. Joker got a call from ads saying “Joker i need you at fjord right away Billy is missing we need to find him.” Joker then ordered his troops. “Troops we will all be going to fjord. Dash will take you on a field trip of the town of fjord while me pwn and qwerty speak with ads.” A noob shouted out “BUT MAH MUTHER LEVES THAR SHE VILL HURT MEH BADLI IF SHE FINDS OUT I R USED DRUGS” Jonathan spoke out “Too fucking bad”
The Recruits went to fjord and dash took them on a field trip of fjord they saw the condom factory shivers strip club the person hotel and the main nacho base. Joker pwn and qwerty went into ads room while he was raping some hot girls. Pwn said “ZOMG HAWT GIRLS GET OFF MAH ADS” he pushed the girls off and raped ads. Ads slapped pwn and threw him out the window.
Ads told joker and qwerty where he had last seen billy. “Billy was going into mcshaddehs to order a big shad then he left and i haven’t seen him since.” Qwerty pointed out “Maybe he went to a strip club for some action” Ads replied to qwerty “You are a fuckin idiot you know that?”
The field trip was going fine until matt spotted a dead body. Matt looked at the body and saw that it was BILLY. Matt called dash over to the body. Dash saw that it was billy and that there was a note. The note read ‘This will happen to all of your troops if you dont give me the good stuff ~Him’ Dash reported this to ads and ads came to the
“Nacho Leader Dead” was on the front page of CPAC’s daily paper the next day. The whole army universe was shocked.
The recruits headed back to Berg on a plane. Jonathan was sitting next to a naked pwn. “Pwn where are you clothes?”
Pwn said in a drunk voice “Don’t got none” “O_O” When they landed they started training again. Qwerty had to get 57 stitches because of noobs shooting him.
“HOLY SHIT GUYS IW IS INVADING” yelled ads into the phone. Joker was on it. He called all the bases and told them to get to blizzard to defend from the IW. Nacho forces from far and wide came to defeat the IW.
The IW brought their full forces to defeat the nachos. The nachos were split into 5 divisions, Cooper’s group, Ads’ group, Jokers group, Tan’s group and Aka’s group. Jokers group was the air force. They dropped the cheese and salsa and F bombs so many times on IW while Iw dropped snow bombs. During this battle a misterious figure pulled qwerty aside.
Qwerty looked at the man. “I know you” The man pulled out a sword. “I am him” Qwerty recognized the voice. “You are-” and with one slice of the sword qwerty had a mortal wound. The man made off quickly before anybody saw.
Pie saw the dead body and rushed over. “NOOOO NOT QWERTY WHO HAS DONE THIS TO YOU.” “……*wheeze* *wheeze* *gasp* it……*gasp* was……*wheeze* him.” and qwerty died.
The battle ended with half of the nachos and iw dead. Iw surrendered knowing that if they lost more troops the nachos would easily invade their nation. The next day the nachos held a funeral for all who died and especially qwerty.
The boys knew they had to get revenge for qwerty but how?
END OF BOOK
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BOOK III: Air Strike
By: 77Hockey
The nachos had lost many troops during the battle with IW. Qwerty’s killer was still at large. Nobody cared about billy’s death even though he was a leader. (Why would anybody care he was in like 3 paragraphs and didn’t even talk. Plus he sucks anyways. wait i’m kind of breaking the 4th wall by saying the paragraph shit. NEVERMIND back to the story) Dash was being a pedophile watching everything the boys did. Pwn still had no clothes.
Ads called a meeting once upon a time to discuss the leadership. “What about Cobra?” Aka said. “No he’s too much of an idiot.” Ads replied. Dash shouted “MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” “NO” the leaders said in unison. “Hey I got and idea” Joker said “What about we have pie as the new leader =D” Ads replied “sure fine i don’t give a crap I’m missing my porn shows for this.” “So it’s offical?” “Yes me ads now delcare pie the new leader of the na-” Suddenly they heard planes outside and went to see what was happening.
Joker looked up and there were 70 acp jets attacking Fjord. “Holy shit guys how are we gonna stop those?” Ads said to Joker “We run like shit.” So the heads of the nacho army ran to blizzard with all the troops that were there. Pwn was still naked.
Over 75,000 people that day were killed. And acp now owned fjord. “SHIT!” Ads yelled at many people. “Calm the shit down or ill get pwn to rape you.” Pie said. The Boys then came in. “We should go to war with those fuckers and get our city back.” Jonathan said with a strong voice. “We ARE strong enough. We still have weapons. We still are nachos. We can defeat them.” Matt said calmly. “The boys are right ads we are the nachos we are strong enough to take em.” Pie said. Ads replied “Fine as long as i don’t miss family guy for this.”
And it was set the nachos were going to try to take back fjord. They made plans they trained the noobies and they were set to head off to fjord.
Meanwhile…
“Sir the invasion is going as planned. We will kill the boys.” Fort said to a mysterious man on the screen. “KILL? you imbeciles i want them alive.”
I-I-I-I-I’m sorry master we will not fail you.” and fort shut the computer off.
“The nachos were marching 1 by 1 HURRAH HURRAH the nachos were marching 1 by 1 HURRAH HURRAH!” “SHUT UP PWN. NOBODY CARES FOR YOUR HORRIBLE SINGING.” and the nachos marched onto fjord.
When they got to fjord it was ravaged. Building are tore down. Acp banners are everywhere. Pepto Bismol factorys are massproducing pepto bismol even though only oagalthorp likes it. “Damn acp doesn’t know how to run a town very well.” pie said. “Troops Ads and cobra’s group take the east side. Pie’s and Joker’s groups take the west side.” Ads shouted to the troops.
Ads and cobra’s groups were taking their side of fjord when suddenly out of the dark Fort and 300 acp soldiers appeared. “I see you are trying to get your city back but its mine now.” Cobra chased down fort into a almost torn down building and the troops stayed and fought.
On the other side of town the boys got grabbed into an old building by Mchappy. “You boys are gonna die.” He pushed jonathan away and started fighting matt. “You are strong in the force matt.” “THIS ISN’T STAR WARS YOU NERD.” Matt got pushed to the ground and mchappy got out his knife. “I don’t care about my orders you will die.” Before he could kill matt jonathan shot mchappy in the head with a gun. “You don’t kill my brother bitch.”
Cobra chsed down Fort into a small room and got his pistol out. “Ok cobra we will give you back fjord if you don’t kill my ass.” Cobra then shot fort and left. Pwn came in after and took fort’s body for some…… yes that.
Matre annouced on the speaker “Fine you guys win we’ll give you fjord back.” The nachos celebrated that night over their win at fjord.
Jonathan was watching CPA news that night. He thought to himself “Who is giving orders to the acp?”
END OF BOOK III
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BOOK IV: The Invasion
By 77hockey
The nachos were cleaning up fjord after the invasion and pwn was doing “things” to fort’s dead body. (Please don’t ask) While cleaning up Dash stumbled upon a command room that the acp installed during their reign on fjord. He turned on a computer there and a fat guy was jacking off “HAI TOMMEH DIS PR0N R GUUD. ZOMG WHU R JOO AHHHHHHH *turns off computer*” Dash thought it was sexy.
The acp we’re planning an invasion of the nachos of the time and called upon IW to help. “Icey wuld joo puhleez halp meh?” Matre said. “WTF matre you’re not 5 you’re 46 years old looking for 11 year old girls.” “Oh yeah you’re right i always had a thing for 11 year old girls. So icey what do you say to my plan to destroy the nachos?” “No hell no they destroyed me before why should i attack now?” “I’ll give you cookies?” “DEAL” Icey then proceeded to eat his cookies.
Jonathan and matt became high ranked pplz in the nachos. “So ads whats on the agenda (Word i only use here) today for the meeting?” Matt asked. “Well i’ve been hearing that the acp and iw are planning an attack so i have brought pringle from RFW to halp us” Pwn then ran in and danced on the table naked. “Pwn i swear to god if you don’t leave i’m throwing you out the window and calling the whole army on you and you will die a painful death.” Jonathan angerly said to pwn. Pwn left.
Matt went to the grave of Qwerty that night. Matt told qwerty all that had happened when suddenly he heard qwertys voice. “M-m-m-matt i am here i am the great all powerful THEQWERTY1UIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.” “Why the hell would anybody be named that?” “I don’t really care about my name but know this. The Qwerty is always with you.” “It’s kinda creepy having a person how is dead with you. He could like ghost rape you.” “Well yeah you should be happy im not dash.” “Who killed you anyways?” “Uh oh go to go” “YOU SONOFABITCHWHYWON’T YOUTELLMEANDICAN’TFINDTHESPACBAR.”
Matt came back from the graveyard to the berg base and found joker there and decided to talk to him. “I heard Qwerty tonight joker.” Joker said “No matt, Thats called being high. What were you smoking and were can i get some?” “Wtf you know i don’t do drugs.” “Fine. So what did Qwerty say?” “What qwerty usually says.” “Oh i see”
That acp were planning with IW to attack the Nachos. “Bawss the plans are ready.” Matre told the man on the screen. “Good so the nachos and the boys will be mine after this amirite?” “Yes mr.bawss they will.” He turned off the computer while BAWSS was petting tuck his pet cat.
“ZOMG I CANNOT FINISH MAH ZELDA GAME *rages hard*” as pwn was playing Zelda twilight princess. “PWN turn off the game and come to the meeting.”Can i ‘cum’ to the meeting?” “NO BITCH JUST GO NOW.”
Pwn got to the meeting. “Ok men lets start this meeting.” Joker said. “The iw will be invading this base and the acp will be involving white house. Our battle plan will be to trap iw in a battle and then drop a DOOM bomb on them so they all die. Except for icey since he’s invincible but he will probably go to subway when he sees this.” Jonathan stood up. “Sir what about the RFW?” “The RFW will be invading acp so white house will be easier to defend.” “So this meeting is adjourned?” “Yeah sure. PIZZA TIMEZ WOO”
The day of the battle
“Ok men this is the day of the battle. We win we will be glorified for centuries. We lose and fade into obvilion.” Then a hooded man walked into the room. “Oh hello young man would you like to join the nachos.” “Young? You mutha fucker. I was and established nacho when you were a noob dammit.” “Are you…..” “How are you even alive after the jonny cronicles anyways?” “Well i wasn’t dead and i turned good :/. Wait does that mean you’re….” The hooded figure took off his hood and revealed himself to be.. “Holy Crap its hockey.” “Yes and i would like to lead this battle against IW.” “sure i would love a legend leading.”
Oh come on you knew i would include myself in the story at sometime and glorify myself.
“Holy Crap ads we have 77 hockey over here!” “Well Joker we have Quince leading us over here.” “Hmm i wonder why they decided to come back? Oh it dosen’t matter we’ll win.”
The nachos got into defending positions for the battles. The IW marched in onto the nachos and the battle begun. Bodies went flying. Blood was everywhere. Pwn raped an IW to death.
In the middle of this battle Hockey got pulled away by him. “Hey you SOB let me back into the battle.” hockey said as he pulled his sword out. “Ah Hockey you could have been one of my studentsif you acceptedmy offer and we could’ve ruled the cp army world together.” “Well fuck you” and the 2 engaged in a battle of the swords. “Hockey just join me and this will be over.” “No bitch” and he sliced him but there was no body anymore only the robe he was wearing. “Hockey i will see you when you try to attack my fortress. You cannot kill me you should know of all people.”
When he returned to the battle Iw was almost wiped out. “Drop a cheese bomb to end these bitches lifes.” The cheese bomb was dropped every IW died except Icey who went to subway. “WOO WE WON GUYS.” Is what joker said after the bomb was dropped.
Back at the base Hockey Told everybody what happened. “So the person that wants you boys is..” “Come on you can say it.” “Shadow.”
END OF BOOK 4
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BOOK V: Here It Is
By 77hockey
“Ok” Matt said “How do you know shadow and all the shit that has happened?” “Well it started about 2 years ago. Me and Quince were drinking our vodka on retirement island when shadow called us. He said “You 2 i have a important thing to ask you come to my house at 4 sharp and we will discuss it there.” So me and quince went. Shadow told us how we could rule the world together and we were like “ZOMG WORLD DOMINATION WIN” and joined him.”
“About 1 1/2 years into our training (or 6 months ago for you dumbfucks that can’t do math) Quince and I got pissed at shadow because he told us nothing about his world domination plan, so we decided to attack him. He saw us coming and warped us to different places. I was warped to the northern corner of the Uma empire and Quince told me that he was warped to the middle of an island of the GT empire. Shadow has epic powers now. He will be hard to defeat.” “Well, Hockey it seems like you haven’t told us why he wants the boys.” Is what dash said. “Oh yes the boys you have a mysterious power stored inside you that he wants. He was the one who killed your parents.” The room was shocked at the story that hockey had told.
The life went on and one day pwn got a package in the mail. “Zomg i haz package. Looks like good firewood.” so pwn started a camp fire. “PWN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE CLOTHES.” is what Joker said when he saw the fire. “Clothes? Oops still haz nun.”
Person1233 got back from vacation and heard what had happened and called a meeting with the leaders. “So….. Shadow is a evil villian set upon world domination. He hasn’t changed much.” is what person said. “Now how will we be rid of him?” “Well we could attack his fortress?” “Yeah sure lets do that” And they decided to attack the fortress.
“Hey Hockey.” Is what ads said. “Where is shadows fortress of DOOM?” “Up your moms ass.” “(d)” “Ok fine its at the top of Mt.Shabooby in acp territory.” “You’re saying that we have to march through acp territory to pwn shadow?” “Yes. How did you find that out i thought your IQ was -89?” Ads left crying because hockey insulted him so incredibly badly.
The nachos geared up and marched onto acp land. Pwn was still naked. They got into acp territory and saw shadows tower in the distance. “Men that is what we are aiming for. When we get there we will be freed from his evil shit.” And they carried on.
They were 70 miles from the tower when they were jumped by an acp squad. “Hello Nachos we meet again.” as matre said when he appeared. “Looks like we got you now. Master shadow will be pleased.” “MATRE” quince shouted “LET’S GO OFF AND WE’LL FIGHT 1 ON 1.” “Fine bitch lets go.”
“So matre what did shadow bribe you with?” “He bribed me with a quarter of the world when he takes over.” “Well seems like you won’t get that lanf when i kill you.” Matre tackled quince to the ground and stabbed him in the neck and almost killed him. “What now bitch?”
Hockey saw what had happened and took out his bow and fired a poison tipped arrow and hit him in the stomach. He ran over and took the arrow out and put it through matres heart. Matre was dead.
“QUINCE WHY????” “Hockey iwant you to know that, that one time i said i forgot my wallet i actually didn’t even though it was my night to pay for dinner.” Quince died. “You my friend were a great warrior.” and he picked up his body and walked back to the battlefield.
“PWN WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE BONER?” Joker asked pwn. “Well you see i see that hot acp soldier over there and i want to go fuck her hard.” “I give you permission” Pwn ran like hell and fucked the soldier. Pwn was not seen for the rest of the battle.
The acp were killed off with the nachos only having 30 soldiers left. After the battle a funeral was held for quince and the other dead people. The nachos marched on till they got to the tower.
“Here it is.”
END
OF
BOOK
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BOOK VI: The Final Battle
By 77hockey
“Ok Men here we are. This is where our lives will all change.” Joker told the army. “You may die here. You may become legends of this army. You may have to go to the bathroom and never be seen again. Who knows what will happen? Nobody so we should go into this tower and fight!” And the nachos entered the tower
As they entered the tower a voice from the heavens announced, “Welcome to shadow tower losers. I am up on the 100th floor but you sadly cannot and will not get there. You can shop at the many shops that I have here.” “What the fuck a shopping mall?” ads asked hockey “Well, yeah maybe I should have told you that before we came here. Well uh lets move on.”
“HEY GUYS ZOMG GAMESTOP IS HAVING A 50% OFF SALE ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG” Cobra said and he went to buy stuff. Cobra came out with 17 bags full of stuff and loaded it into the plane and came back to the group. “What did you even buy?” Joker asked. “Everything….. In….. The….. STORE!”
So the men moved on when suddenly a bunch of shadow troops (u c what I did thar?) appeared and attacked the nachos. “Move on others I will a couple of troops will hold them off” aka said and the rest of the nachos went into the elevator and moved to the 22nd floor
On the 22nd floor they found a place called rapists anonymous and pwn was in there. “Hi pwn what are you doing here?” Joker asked “Well I have a story for you all. It shall be called pwn’s stories.” “STFU and tell us the story already” “Ok well it started while I was raping that acp chick. She then gave me a bj and yada yada yada the next day I woke up with a RAPE IN A CAN!!!!!!!!!! and a note that said “Fuck you bitch the cops are coming to bring you to rapists anonymous and uh yeah.” “So you wanna come with us?” Jonathan asked. “FUCK YEAH” and pwn came along for the journey.
The nachos moved on and a bunch of acp noobs came along and Cobra’s group decided to fight them. So the people left moving onto shadow were Joker, Ads, Pwn, Hockey, Matt and Jonathan.
The 6 got to the elevator to take them to the 100th floor. “Ok now we are entering shadows lair. Prepare for epic elevator music.” They rode the elevator to the 100th floor. The music was indeed epic.
They got up to shadows evil lair. “Well Hockey I see you have betrayed me.” Shadow said eerily “Actually I betrayed you like months ago so fuck you.” Hockey said. Shadow drew his sword. “Fuck guns lets have a battle where you need skill to kill.” Shadow Leapt toward the group but they got out of the way. “You guys disable the towers defense system and get out immediately call the air force and tell them to fire at the tower me and pwn will fight shadow off.” Hockey said. “B-b-b-b-but I don’t wanna die.” “don’t worry pwn we’ll be safe.”
Jonathan started disabling the system when shadow grabbed a hold of matt. “Disable that system and he will die.” “Jonathan, disable the system now my life is not important.” Matt said. Jonathan disabled the system and matt died. Shadow smiled manically at Jonathan but then pwn came from behind shadow and stabbed him in the back of the head, killing him. “What now bitch the naked wonder kill joo”
The group ran off and picked up the survivors of the battles to hold off other armies and they escaped. The Nacho air force shot down shadows tower. All was good.
The next night there was a funeral for matt and all the fallen nacho soldiers. Qwerty’s ghost was there giving Jonathan a thumbs up when matt’s ghost walked up beside him.
All was good in the nacho empire. For now.
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Lemons for the Champions
By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
Person stood on a small mountain, watching the Nacho troops attack the ACP. Suddenly a huge blast appeared in front of his eyes.
BOOM!!! It roared, louder than the Nacho’s screams, louder than Puckley yelling out, “LEMON!” It was terror.
The blast ended… 43 Nachos fell and several injured. “Oagal…” Person murmured angrily. Person scanned the war room; A few ACP soldiers were sacrificed due to the lag. Survivor Nachos were crawling back to the camp, bleeding. “Sir, we can’t go on for now!” Zippy exclaimed, helping out a Nacho who was limping. Person stood silent for a while… Zippy looked up.
“ACP wins this round… we were caught off guard.” Said Person snapping his flippers.
The camp walked away injured and defeated. They arrived at Fjord, and rested there.
“Damn Person, we almost got them.” Puckley said angrily throwing a lemon to a poster of Oagalthorp drinking his Pepto Bismol. Person nodded. “But that was pretty awesome on what you did there, nice leading Puck.” He smiled. Puckley saluted and brought his lemons to Pringle.
“BONK BONK” Pringle exclaimed. He grabbed a lemon and threw it at Zippy, Zippy frowned.
“What the heck was that for Pringle?” he yelled
“Bonk!” Pringle screamed.
Zippy rolled his eyes and polished the cat tank, Person walked beside him.
“We need to recruit.” He ordered, his eyes narrowed.
“Ehh sir, the other Nachos are still injured like hell!” he answered. Person groaned and spat at the tank. Zippy pulled out his tongue at the spit, disgusted, and cleaned it.
“Aaah!!!!111! BATLE ON MAMO0TH! ACP ISH DER!!1! G0 DER AND ATAK!” A noob screamed grabbing an AK-47 and accidentally shot Puckley in his sombrero.
“LEMONS!!!” Puckley screamed and threw a load of lemons at the noob. Person laughed. Zippy was neutral and Pringle bonked himself. Linkin arrived with a cast on his left flipper, and a black eye. “ACP didn’t plan the bomb from the start, some Noob ordered them to.” Linkin chuckled weakly. “I just threw some lemons at a noob a while ago!” Puckley yelled while drinking lemonade. Linkin shrugged and played with his PSP. Zippy stared at Linkin and said, “I HATE SONY.”
*Meanwhile at the ACP camp*
“Success is ours!” Oagalthorp exclaimed happily while drinking 3 packs of Pepto Bismol. They threw a huge party and the troops shot their guns at a huge Pepto Bismol can, the soda spilled out and Oagal fainted.
*Back at Nachos camp*
Aka woke up from the war, he was covered in bruises. He yawned and coughed. He gasped when he saw a lemon in front of him.
“Puckley…” Aka said.
A day past and the Nachos were healed. Zippy ran to Person, he stumbled on rocks and fell on him. Person got up and frowned, Zippy coughed and said, “We can now recruit!”
“@#%$ yeah.” Linkin replied.
Person couldn’t go; he had to watch out for ACP troops at the camp. Puckley was in charge.
“We recruit, with lemons!” Puckley noted.
Zippy asked in grief. “Why the hell was Puckley in charge?” Puckley turned around and smiled, “Because my lemons are deadly.”
Linkin was healed; he ordered some of the Nachos for a coca cola.
“I asked for Coca Cola with ICE!!!!” He yelled splashing the drink into the Nacho soldier’s eyes. “AAAAH! MY FREAKIN’ EYES! IT BURNZZZZ” he screamed in pain. Pern (Person) turned around and frowned at Linkin, “Only I could do that!” he said. Linkin laughed.
At the ACP base, Kenneth had a meeting with the ACP soldiers. “I heard that the Nachos will recruit since we killed most of their troops.” He noted to them. An ACP Noob raised his hands and yelled, “OMG!! WE KIL3D DEMM!1! ACP IZ S0O0 AWSME!”
“SILENCE! Only I can talk here in this meeting unless I tell you to talk.” He shouted stomping his feet. The troops fell silent and Kenneth continued, “We shall hide at the Dojo and when they feel completely safe, we’ll charge at them, any questions?” he asked.
Nobody answered. Finally, a troop stood up, “I thought you said we shouldn’t talk!” he said confusingly. Kenneth was steamed, “Why am I always stuck with these noobs?”
Puckley was recruiting and 23 newbies joined, most were noobs.
“OMG HOW CAN I CHAT WITH YOU!?!?” A noob yelled in front of Zippy.
“Look up Nacho Army of Club Penguin.” Zippy said. “WHERE?! WHERE WILL I FIND IT!?” Zippy yelled and said, “Motha @%#8*-ing Noob! Just search it on Google!”
Aka’s spine tingled, his sombrero shook and his butt farted. He knew ACP was planning something. “That’s against the war law!” Aka shouted to himself, already knowing what ACP planned. He was freakin’ physic.
Kenneth led the army to the Dojo quietly, not letting anyone squeal or whisper. He was determined to embarrass the Nachos and kill all their troops.
Puckley walked around at the Snow Forts, where they recruited. Shab arrived late holding a cheeseburger in his hand. Zippy bumped Shab and dropped his cheeseburger. “OMG YOU DROPZ MAH CHEEZBGR!” Shab yelled at Zippy.
*Nacho Camp*
Joker ran away from Linkin because he accidentally knocked over his Coca Cola.
“Jesus! I’m sorry Linkin!” Joker screamed. “I don’t freaking care! You’re dead to me you little terrormite!” he responded angrily. Linkin grabbed a bat from a basket and began to bonk Joker in the head.
“BONK BONK!” Pringle said happily. Person stood in front of Joker and Joker stopped running immediately before he was gonna bump him. Linkin didn’t stop and he crashed Joker and Pern as they hit the wall. “Linkin, if you do this one more time I’ll remove you from your highest rank!” Person yelled. Linkin groaned and bit Joker’s flipper. Joker screamed.
*Snow Forts*
The Nachos marched up and down to attract penguins and Puckley gave them hot motorcycles magazines. Zippy just read “A Christmas Carol” and Shab ate his cheeseburger that was on the floor. Kenneth grabbed a telescope and saw the Nachos recruiting. He grunted and grabbed a mini-gun and shot it in the air.
The Nachos heard the shot and froze. “What the hell..?” Puckley wondered. Shab stopped eating and looked up. He saw ACP rogues charging down the mountain.
“Oh Snap…” Zippy shivered.
“PREPARE YOURSELVES MEN! And uh, WOMEN!” Puckley yelled grabbing 130 lemons. He got a cannon and fired the lemons to the ACP soldier’s eyes. The lemon juice sprayed them. “AAAUUUUGHHHH! MY EYES!” They squealed in pain. Kenneth grabbed an umbrella and charged down. There were still plenty of troops going down the mountain.
“WE’RE DOOMED!” a soldier cried while sneezing on Zippy’s poncho. Puckley gulped, “At least, we’ll die… with lemons…” At that point when Kenneth stepped on the Snow Forts, a loud rumbling began. ACP stopped and looked around, they were confused and so did the Nachos. Suddenly, a fog began to appear and covered the Snow Forts. “Hmph, Dramatic!” Shab chuckled. Then, Aka appeared in the shadows and started waddling to ACP slowly, and then 50 more Nachos did, waddling in slow mo playing “The Final Countdown”.
Puckley raised an eyebrow, “What the heck is up with the music and Slow Motion effect?” he asked. “I dunno, maybe to add a little drama?” Aka shrugged. Kenneth shook in fear and stepped back. Aka gave him THE LOOK. “You made a plan that was illegal did you not?” Aka yelled at Kenneth. He stood silent, not answering a word. Shab finished his cheeseburger and yelled angrily, “ANSWER FOO!”
“…So?” Kenneth replied, his voice shaked, like… like a pre-puberty voice. “Heh heh, I’m surprised Oagal didn’t do this!” Puckley laughed throwing a lemon up in the air. “Once we report this to CPA Central, you’ll be doomed for sure!” Zippy said. “HELL YEAH!” A Nacho troop answered. “We won’t report this, and we will never speak of this again… if you don’t attack us.” Puckley said.
Kenneth frowned; he looked liked Justin Bieber for a while there, Zippy raised an eyebrow too. “Fine!” he grunts walking away. The Nachos won the round.
“Well there wasn’t any action in that scene” Shab replied. “There will be!” Puckley smiled and grabbed a pellet gun and shot it at Kenneth’s ass.
“YEEEEEOOOOWWWCCCCHHH!!!!” he yelled while he zoomed up in the air holding his butt.
“Now that’s an awesome ending.” Zippy said.
They walked back home… home at the server Fjord where they belong. Puckley was counting his lemons, Pringle bonked all day long, Linkin was still mad at Joker, Joker played “Pole Dancing lite” and Zippy, Shab and Aka were watching Spongebob. Person was happy with what they did. Too bad they didn’t tell on ACP. That would have been great, the look on Kenneth’s face…
Just then, a loud boom roared in the Nacho’s ears.
“Oh well, back to reality!” Person laughed.
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PART II: Unforgettable War
By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
Everyone was startled by the loud boom that echoed through their ears. Zippy looked around and saw Puckley grabbing a blanket with lemons. Zippy chuckled. “This is more like de ja vu eh?” Joker insisted still playing his “Pole Dancing lite” Person turned around, “Hell Yeah.”
Aka saw an ACP spy outside the camp and grabbed a cowbell and rang it.
“SPY SPY ON THE LOOSE!” he yelled throwing the cowbell at the spy. Billy ran to the spy and gave him a corndog, and then he cuffed him.
“Are you tryin’ to bomb us again greenie?” Billy demanded. The spy shook his head. “Tell us the truth or you’re going to end up like Osama Bin Laden.” Shab grinned deviously while grabbing an AK-47. “No! I didn’t do it! Sir Oagalthorp just ordered me to spy on you! But I promise I didn’t bomb you!” The spy pleaded crying. “Crybaby…” Puckley murmured.
Person un-cuffed him and the spy ran back to the forest, he tripped and landed on quicksand. “Serves him right XD” Joker laughed.
“I don’t think it was ACP” Person thought. “Yeah, me neither” Shab replied eating another cheeseburger. “Reminds me, where’s Pringle?” Zippy asked.
“Ooh! I wanna be Sherlock Lemons!” Puckley screamed grabbing a magnifying glass. He followed a trail of flippers and saw Pringle eating pies. Explosive pies.
“BONK BONK!” Pringle yelled while eating an explosive pie, the pie exploded on his belly, making it look huge.
“Dammit, I thought it was another mystery!” Puckley said. “That just gave me nightmares.” Joker shivered. “I think that was the problem why we heard a KA-BOOM!” Aka said. Everyone nodded.
“ZOMG11!! CH1C4AG0 BULZ MEH F4V0RI7E!” A noob replied watching the Lakers and Bulls game. “I like Lakers more!” A troop yelled playing Fallout 3.
“Hey Joker, let’s do wrestling!” Linkin said punching his fist. Joker grinned and placed on his sunglasses. “You’re on!”
While Linkin and Joker were wrestling in a cage, Billy grabbed a Type 100. He shot a Pepto Bismol standing on a table.
*ACP base*
Oagalthorp shivered, a troop walked in front of him, “What’s the matter sir?” he asked.
“I think someone shot a part of me.” Oagal replied drinking a Pepto Bismol.
*Nachos Camp*
3 hours passed and Joker arrived with a cast on his left leg. “He broke my god damn leg!” Joker wailed while putting ice on it. “You were lucky I didn’t crush your you-know-what” Linkin laughed. “Hell am I lucky” Joker rolled his eyes.
*Back at the ACP (again)*
Kenneth walked around in a circle with a bandage in his ass. Some of the ACP troops snorted when they saw it. Kenneth ignored them all. Flipper sat on a recliner watching Family Guy. “Flipper, can’t you see what happened to me!?” Kenneth yelled. “Your ass was owned by a Nacho?” Flipper turned around. “Exactly! I want to get them back. Whenever I sit down, the pain goes to me! They should PAY” he shouted. “Don’t you think you’re overreacting too much Ken?” Flipper answered drinking a coffee from Starbucks. “No, we’re going to show them where the pain REALLY hurts.” He grinned.
*Nacho camp*
Joker sat on a bed with a cast on his leg, wrestling was a bad idea anyway. Shab was playing his PS3 and Person was naked. Puckley made a mini-statue of himself out of lemons glued together. Zippy and Aka stared at the mini-statue all day, confused. Linkin barged in the door and screamed, “WE’RE GONNA HAVE A HUGE WAR WITH ACP!!!!!” Shab got startled and accidentally threw his PS3 controller in the air, and it landed on Joker’s injured leg.
“Not g-gonna c-cry… N-not g-gonna c-c-cry…” Joker teared up trying to ignore the pain.
Aka grabbed the weapons and tossed it to the troops, they all caught it, except for one Nacho, he dropped it. Aka stared at him and hit him with a police stick. “Ha ha! Puny soldier! You are no match for the Stick of Justice!” Aka laughed maniacally.
“Practice battle everyone!” Person clapped with his flippers. The Nachos marched to the Dock and tested their strength there. Puckley grabbed lots of lemons and threw them at a target with Kenneth on it. Pringle just sat there bonking while Shab grabbed a shotgun and shot a tree, a dead squirrel fell from the tree. Pern and Billy were practicing Joke bombs. “Yo momma is so stupid; she puts makeup on her head, just to “make up” her mind!” Billy yelled. “That was a horrible pun Billy!” Person said. Billy shook his head, “Club Penguin puns aren’t funny!”
Joker couldn’t practice, he was injured. The doctor said he’ll be okay in 2 days. “Stupid Linkin… if I didn’t lose I wouldn’t be like this!” he yelled in his head while he was stuck at the Nacho camp.
Shab stood up; he grabbed a boom box and turned the music on. “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOTT like me?!” he sang. “…WTF?” Puckley said. “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me!?” Shab continued. “You’re not practicing at all…” Billy murmured. Shab shook his head. “Of course I am! I’m practicing for the DANCE CONTEST!”
2 days passed and Joker was now healed, tomorrow would be the war time. Everyone was nervous, even Pringle although he won’t battle. “Shit, I’m cold!” Joker complained. “Joker, this island is filled with SNOW! Everywhere there’s snow! Aren’t we all cold?” Person said. Shab, Zippy and Aka laughed.
“Remember when I shot Kenneth’s ass with a pellet gun?” Puckley chuckled. “Hell yeah!” Linkin said. “I bet he’s scared right now, with the bandage in his butt” Zippy laughed.
There nervousness has suddenly disappeared, for now…
*ACP base*
“Good training men, Nachos will never know what hit them…” Flipper grinned. The ACP troops saluted and slept for the night. There was gonna be a heck of a war tomorrow.
“Psst, Flipper!” Kenneth whispered. “Zzz… What???” Flipper answered sleepily. “I have a plan.” He said. “What plan?” Flipper replied. “A plan that the Nachos will never forget, a plan that will be their worst nightmare… Are you interested Mr. Flippy?”
“Tell me more about this ‘plan’” Flipper requested.
*WAR WITH ACP*
“RISE AND SHINE NACHOS!” Shab yelled ringing his bell. “Ugh… it’s like, 7 am in the morning Shab!” Person wailed. “We have to prepare!” he replied. The Nachos got up and they started gearing up. Puckley sipped some lemonade with a cocktail umbrella and a chopped lemon under it. Pringle was scared, “B-bonk, B-b-bonk!” he said. “Don’t worry Pringle! We’ll be okay!” Puckley encouraged him. Aka walked beside him, “Probably not.”
They arrived on Mammoth. 90 Nachos arrived and 90 ACP rouges arrived. A tie.
“Are you ready you crispy Doritos?” Kenneth smiled. “You’re on you armed leprechauns!” Person grinned.
They charged at ACP and ACP charged at the Nachos. Shab shot some ACP rogues at the head. “Boom! Head shot!” Shab wooed. Linkin got on the Cattank and 12 ACP soldiers .were squished like waffles. Joker and Aka used arrows and aimed at ACP’s eyes. “Oh God! My eye! I’m gonna wear an eye patch now!” an ACP said. “Yay! We’re gonna be pirates!” another ACP troop exclaimed. Person rolled his eyes when he heard it.
3 hours passed and both armies were still strong. 40 ACP soldiers remained and 45 Nachos left. “It’s time Flipper.” Kenneth said smiling widely. Flipper nodded and gave him a shotgun. Kenneth grabbed it and aimed.
BANG! A shot flew. The Nachos stopped and so did the ACP. Puckley turned around and saw something that he couldn’t believe.
“NO!!!!” Puckley yelled. “Person!!!” Shab screamed. The Nachos ran to him. Person was shot, in the chest. He was bleeding, unconscious and half-dead. “Bring him to the hospital quick!” Zippy ordered. The Nachos abandoned the war, Kenneth and Flipper laughed while they ran, ran to save their leader’s life.
“You’ll be fine Person…” Aka said.
“You’ll be fine…”
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PART III: Sweet Cheese Revenge
By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
“CPAC CENTRAL BATTLE NEWS
NACHO LEADER: PERSON1233 SHOT!
One of the most famous leaders of Club Penguin history has been shot today, at 4:12 pm in the afternoon. The shot was from the famous Kenneth1000 and along with Flipper7706. Person was rushed to the hospital…
See more.”
*Club Penguin National Hospital*
“Is he gonna be okay?” Zippy asked staring at Person. The doctor shrugged, “Maybe, he was shot near the heart. He could have been dead by now.” He said. Puckley shivered and saluted slowly at Person,
“Damn those ACP rouges. They’ve gone too far.” He whispered angrily. “P-p-puckley…” Person wheezed. “Yes me lord?” Puckley chuckled. Person frowned weakly, “Y-y-our the l-l-leader… until I g-get b-better.” He said. “Ehhh, Okay?” Puckley said. “Guys! I heard they had food at the cafeteria!” Shab exclaimed grabbing a plate. “I hope they have lemons in there!” Puckley said excitedly.
“Okay Boys, I’ve got some grub here and any shit you wanna eat.” The lunch lady said. Shab grabbed a cheeseburger. Zippy stared at Shab, “Don’t you get tired of eating that?!”
“Nonsense Zip! I am Shab! The guy who eats cheeseburgers at the corner…” Shab yelled. Puckley was drinking his lemonade, thinking of what Person said.
Y-y-our the l-l-leader… until I g-get b-better. The words echoed through his lemony ears. Just then, Linkin interrupted him.
“Jesus Linkin! Don’t you ever say Hi or Hello?” Puckley exclaimed. “You’re in charge?” Linkin asked. Puckley nodded. “HELL ARE YOU LUCKY, YOU WERE CHOSEN BY THE PERSON1233!” Linkin shouted.
Puckley chuckled. “Damn am I lucky.”
*ACP CAMP*
“Damn it! Damn the Nachos! Damn them all!” Kenneth roared. Flipper stood up from his chair, “What the hell is wrong with you? Person was shot, aren’t you darn happy?!” he yelled. “You imbecile! I wanted that Person DEAD! DESEASED! DOGGONE AWAY!” he protested. He grabbed the CPAC Battle newspaper and threw it at Flipper’s face.
“If I had aimed properly that guy should be dancing with the clouds!” he shouted. “Wow, you’re REALLY overreacting. It all happened because of your ass getting shot.” Flipper rolled his eyes.
“I won’t stop! I’m also not gonna stop until I find Waldo!” Kenneth added. “The Nachos won too much, it’s our turn…”
*CP Hospital*
“Guys, I think we should go now.” Zippy said staring at his watch. “ZOMG, WAIT! IMMA NOT YET DONE ON MAH CH3EZBRGR!” Shab yelled. “Get the fuck out now.” Puckley ordered. “Yes me lord.” Shab answered saluting him. Puckley smiled and grabbed a lemon on his pocket and gave it to the lunchlady. “You can have it.”
They arrived back at Fjord. They saw Pringle running around screaming, “BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!” Pringle yelled.
“Who the heck can speak Bonk here?” Zippy asked. Puckley raised his hand. Puckley talked to the cracked Pringle. Puckley nodded his head.
“He’s high.” Puckley noted.
*CP Hospital*
“I wonder how the Nachos are doing…” Person thought to himself. He dreamt of something on his head. It showed Puckley making a snow angel out of lemons. “GAAAAAAAASSPPP!” Person yelled. His blood pressure started getting lower. The doctor saw it. “Nurse Regina! Give me the thingies that look like an Iron!” he shouted.
“Yes me lord.” The nurse replied. After that he rubbed it together, “CLEAR!!!” he yelled and zapped it on Person’s chest. “AAAAAAAAAUGGGGGHH!” Person screamed.
*Nachos camp*
“I hate you, you hate me! Let’s get together and kill Kenny.” Shab sang, “With a shotgun there and Kenneth on the floor, ACP is here no more!” Puckley turned around, “OH MY GAWD, YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!” He screamed. Shab chuckled.
“Barney parodies FTW!” Linkin yelled.
2 days passed and Puckley and Aka thought they should go to the Coffee Shop and talk. So they arrived at the town. A beggar appeared, “Spare change? Spare change sir?” A homeless penguin pleaded holding a can in his flippers. Aka felt sorry for him and gave him 10 coins. Puckley gave him a lemon. Then Aka and Puckley went to the coffee shop. The beggar smiled and turned away, then he grabbed something from his pocket.
It was a cellphone.
“Sir… I spotted Leader Puckley and Aka, they’re heading to the coffee shop, should I go after them?” the penguin whispered to the phone.
“Of course Jet! Follow them, but don’t be seen. Tell me what they’re planning later on.” The voice on the other side demanded. Jet turned off the phone and wore his hoodie. He opened the door and covered his face with his hood. He sat down on the couch and pretended to read the newspaper. Puckley and Aka were on the other couch.
“So about the shot…” Aka started. “Hell was that scary, I thought we would lose Person at that point!” Puckley exclaimed. Jet chuckled quietly and continued to read.
“I’ve been planning on bombing them… just to get back the ‘De Ja Vu’ thing… what do you think?” Aka said. “Bomb who?” Puckley asked.
“ACP”
A waitress with blonde hair went to Puckley and Aka, “What can I get you?” she said grabbing a notebook and a pencil. “Coffee.” Aka answered. “Lemonade” replied Puckley.
She nodded and 3 minutes later she gave them what they ordered. She spotted Jet.
“What can I get you sir?” she asked. Jet carefully placed down the newspaper, making sure Puckley and Aka didn’t see him. “I’ll have mocha frap.” Jet said silently.
“Sure thing sir- Wait a minute… aren’t you the famous General Jet from the Army of Club Penguin?” the waitress asked loudly. Puckley was heard it, he turned around. “JET?!” He exclaimed.
“I… erm… uh, no?” Jet lied. Aka stood up, “How dare you spy on us?! Have you heard everything we said!?” Aka shouted. Jet fell silent. The waitress stepped back. “Please, do be careful with the volume of your voice here, you’re scaring the customers!” she trembled. “Oh I’m sorry, it’s not like the customers here are freaking babies with putrid diapers!” Puckley added. Aka grabbed a gun from his pocket.
“Get out now Jet, or else I’ll kill the living shit out of you.” Aka said while aiming his gun.
Jet ran away, he tripped and left something behind. Puckley picked it up. “What the heck is this?” he murmured. It looked like a credit card if some sort and at the tip it said ACP.
“This is just like Scooby-Doo now!” Aka added while scratching his head. “I think we should examine this later Puck.” Aka said. Puckley nodded and they headed out. The waitress was still frozen.
They went back to the base, Linkin was playing ‘Where’s Waldo’. “Damn this game, I can’t even find Waldo!” Linkin yelled. Joker, Zippy and Ads were playing Monopoly. “Ehh Ads? When did you get here?” Aka said confusingly. “Do not question the almighty Ads, Aka…” Ads replied. “Haha! You stepped on my lot Zippy, pay up!” Joker laughed. “Ugh, I hate this game, can’t we play Chess instead?!” Zippy moaned. “Chess are for geeks!” Joker replied.
“I play Chess, Joker….” Ads murmured.
“I found this card here… do you know what it does?” Puckley said showing the card to Ads. “Holy crap! That must be a Monopoly credit card! Gimme that it’s mine now!” Joker wooed. “NO JOKER, It’s not a fucking credit card!” Puckley replied.
“Dammit…” Joker muttered
“OHAIDERE” Police said.
“Why the fuck are these people popping out of nowhere?” Zippy yelled. Police shrugged and grabbed the card. “Maybe for more attention?” Police replied.
“This is a pass card; I think you could use this to spy on ACP.” Police added. “Oh, now are hopes are going high!” Linkin scowled. “We should spy on ACP! But I’m taking a few Nachos.” Puckley reminded.
“MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!” A troop yelled. “No” Puck exclaimed. He picked Joker, Linkin, Shab, Ads and Aka and Police. “Why aren’t we coming?” Zippy and Billy and all the others wailed. “You have to defend the base, here, some shotguns will do.” Aka said. “WOOT, SHOTGUNS!” Billy yelled happily. Ads smiled and they all left.
*Deep in the Forest (Near the ACP base)*
The boys were hiding near the trees. “Okay guys, we have to be really quiet…” Ads whispered. “AAAA-CHOO!!!” Linkin sneezed. “Shush! Didn’t you listen to me?!” he said. Shab chuckled. “We have to crawl just so the ACP soldiers won’t see us easily.” Puckley noted. They crawled under the trees avoiding the ACP soldiers a few feet away from them. Joker crawled under the bush and it began to rustle.
“Hey, ya hear that?” An ACP troop asked. “Yeah, kinda sounds like it came from there.” Another replied, pointing to a bush. “I’m gonna check it, just in case.” The first one said going near the shady bush. “Think Joker! Think!” Joker thought to himself. He got an idea. “Uh… Tweet Tweet? Chirp Chirp!” he said loudly trying to imitate a bird’s sound.
“Oh, it’s just a bird!” The ACP troop said, he didn’t even bother to look closely.
“Dumb ACPs….” Police chuckled. They continued on crawling. Finally they reached the base. A huge metal door was in front of them; at the top were ACP troops. “Let’s shoot ‘em!” Shab grinned.
“No! You’ll give away our position! We have to think of something else…” Joker reminded. They thought for a second and Puckley had an idea. “I have an idea!” he whispered. “If it’s about Lemons again…” Aka muttered. “…No? We just have to LOOK like ACP! Shab, give me the branches and leaves, maybe some green facepaint.”
After a few minutes the Nachos were done and disguised themselves as ACP soldiers. Puckley had a leaf made Viking helmet with twigs as the horns. Aka wore a hula skirt with a green leaf-made hockey shirt. The rest were the same. “Uhh, Hello soldier!” Police said happily. “Hey guy! Wait a minute, are you really from ACP?” The troop asked. “Uh, y-yeah we are! We just recruited so we’re kinda new.” Ads explained. The troop stared at them for 5 seconds with a suspicious look.
“Okay then! Can I see your pass card?” he said. “W-what?” Shab stammered. He got nervous. “You’re pass card, you do have one right?” the troop repeated. Suddenly Puckley remembered something, “Yeah! We do.” Puckley said. He grabbed the card from his pocket, the one that Jet dropped. “Hmm… Okay! You’re all set! Have fun in ACP new rookies!” the troop welcomed. The Nachos smiled and went in, the heavy metal door closed at the back of them. “Shit! I thought we were dead.” Linkin sweated. “IKR, We couldn’t have been jailed for that.” Shab added. “No use of that, we have to see what Oagal, Kenneth and Jet are doing.” Puckley and Aka replied.
They walked to the shiny hallways and saw a sign to the left, “Captain’s Room”. “Wow, ACP really wants you to know where they are, what if the whole Nacho clan was here? XD” Joker laughed silently. They went to the left and sure enough, there was a small window on the door, letting the Nachos peer in.
They saw Kenneth, Flipper and Jet.
“Now what are they doing…” Police murmured.
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Another Day, Another War
By Fido1625
It had been a long day back at the Nacho Camp in White House, It was 11:15pm and most of the Nachos dozed off. Suddenly, a Watex Warrior appeared behind the bush infront of Tom Wolf’s tent. Tom woke up and loaded his AK-47 as self defence, the Watex Warriors rose on his feet and shouted ”FEVER HU AKHBAR!!” and started firing randomly in the sky. Tom tried to stay quiet and sneaked out of the tent to aware Zippy. ”ZIPPY!” he whispered. ”Ehhhh hi there,” he spoke half asleep. ”A WW has found our base and they have gathered groups to surround our camps!” he whispered. ”Get my Sombrero quick!” he yelled. ”SSSSH!!” whispered Tom. ”Oops sorry” said Zippy.
Zippy grabbed his Sombrero and woke up the others. The Nachos loaded their snowball machines and waited for Tom’s command to charge. ”CHARGE!!!!!” yelled Tom. 8 Nachos from each tent went charging out screaming ”NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS” ”FEVER BACK TO TUNDRA.” Tom spotted Fever in the corner trying to dis-able the Snowball Machine. ”HEY!” shouted Tom. ”Oh hey Tom, wheres Jerry?” he chuckled. ”Oh haha,” replied Tom with his eyes narrowed.
The Watex Warriors were growing as numbers of fans of Fever came to join in the ambush on the Nachos. ”FIRE!” shouted Linkin. Snowballs went flying over Fort Linkin in southern White House. ”NEVER SHALL WE SURRENDER!” yelled Fever. Civillians went running and screaming, all civillians not participating in the war got evacuated to Tuxedo where there was no war-zone.
Hours went by, all you could hear was Screaming and shouting. The Nachos planned one last charge to wipe out the WW and kick them out of White House and send them back to Tundra. ”ON 3 WE’LL CHARGE THOSE ORANGE TURDS,” commanded Person. ”1… 2… 3..!! CHARGE!!!!!!” shouted Person. Sombreros went flying, Winged Helmets went clashing.. after the charge most of the WW had ran away or died, the remaining WW surrendered under no leadership. Another war had been won by the Nachos. As an ordinary day at the base followed…
Moral: Never step foot on White House If you’re a enemey.
-The End-
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Stay Frosty Prologue
Nacho Story Winner 2011, By Retsphe
The lone soldier trudged through the desolate area that was once the great city of Blizzard. The wind whipped at his face, bitter and cold–almost identical to his calculating brown eyes, hardened from the cruelty of war. Despite the freezing temperature, the soldier could feel sweat building steadily along his brow, which had furrowed in frustration as he sauntered through the wreckage.
Captain Retsphe readjusted his bulletproof sombrero so that it shielded his eyes from the sun, which was beating down on his aching back mercilessly. He marched on, desperately attempting to ignore the grueling weather conditions. Eventually–after many hours of travel–the Nacho had reached his destination: Camp Guantánamo. He swept his gaze around the camp, which had been quite hastily set up by his fellow Nacho troops in the desert, briefly inspecting his surroundings; the oasis seemed to be suiting their needs sufficiently, at least. He spotted General Chrisi Blule, one of three generals of the Nacho Army, eying a recruit warily.
“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” General Chrisi inquired suspiciously.
“Of course I do,” the recruit responded confidently, dragging himself under a Cat Tank and grabbing at a wrench. However, as Retsphe strutted closer, he could see that Chrisi didn’t look nearly as sure as the recruit sounded.
“Need any help?” he questioned.
“Nah, I got this,” was the recruit’s response. The captain glanced at Chrisi, who simply shrugged and mouthed, “What else can I do?”
Retsphe let out a chuckle, then went straight into soldier-mode. Throwing Chrisi a salute, he announced, “No survivors were found in Blizzard, sir! Searched for two days and made my way back. Fresh LAV tracks were found on the road to White House, so I came as fast as I could!”
“Damn ACP,” Chrisi growled. “Very well. Captain, make sure this recruit didn’t screw up too badly. I’m going to check on the rest of the company. Dinner’s at 1800.” Captain Retsphe nodded dutifully, stomping over to survey the recruit’s work. Suddenly, the alarm sounded, loud and sharp, cutting through the still air like a thorn-sharp blade.
“WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!” the recruit yelled fearfully, panicking.
“No shit, sherlock!” Retsphe barked in response, smacking the recruit across the face, before beckoning to two other recruits who had been grappling at their weapons. “Get in that Cat Tank and drive, fool!”
The other duo of recruits bolted towards them as the engineer scratched the back of his neck nervously and stated, “B-but you–I–”
“I DON’T CARE!” the captain roared impatiently. “GET THE FUCK IN THAT CAT TANK!”
“Aye, sir!” the recruit shouted, saluting and shaking, before clambering hurriedly into the tank after his temporary fireteam.
“Hey, cap’n! Here!” General Chrisi Blule called, tossing an ACR with Holographic Sight to Retsphe. The captain caught it easily with one hand and loaded it, giving the general a thumbs-up and tossing a thanks over his shoulder as he rushed to battle. As he ran to the entrance of the camp, all hell broke loose. Deafening explosions sounded overhead as grenades and flashbangs were tossed, almost carelessly, by invading ACP soldiers. ACP tanks rolled into the camp, narrowly avoiding a few tents that were based around the entrance, firing machine guns madly.
ACP infantry sprinted in waves, running desperately after the tanks; the soldiers on the front lines were clearly inexperienced, and possibly untrained. Bullets hailed upon the Nacho soldiers, but nobody had been injured thus far thanks to the poor marksmanship of the Army of Club Penguin. “RETURN FIRE, NACHOS!” Retsphe declared, already glaring down his sights. Firing a few rounds at each ACP soldier to save ammunition, Captain Retsphe slowly inched his way towards the invading troops.
Two of the tanks had already been taken out by RPGs as three Nacho-made Cat Tanks rolled into the raging battle, launching missiles and raining bullets on the now-disorganized ACP unit. Dust clouds rose under the massive, thundering Cat Tanks. The gravelly voice of Ads354, another Nacho general, reached Retsphe’s ears. “CHARGE, ALPHA COMPANY!” Releasing a war cry, Retsphe rushed the ACP, firing madly, ducking and weaving around the heavy fire. Just within his peripheral vision, the captain caught a glimpse of a dusty-brown sphere as it rolled through the sand near a small cluster of Nacho troops. He sprinted over and rolled onto the ground, stretching out his arm grasping the frag in the same instant. “GRENADE! MOVE!” he called, simultaneously flinging it at the enemy, instantly taking out 5 troops. However, it seemed, with every ACP soldier killed, two more appeared to take his place.
“There’s too many of ‘em!” First Sergeant Harry Joe shouted.
“Take out as many as you can,” Retsphe commanded, firing a few rounds of his own. “We’re getting the hell out of here.” Tossing back his head, he bellowed, “REEEETREEEAAAAT!” Ads looked simply appalled, staring at Retsphe with a slack jaw.
“Wh-what? ARE YOU CRAZY, CAPTAIN?!” he demanded angrily.
“No,” Retsphe answered, “but I value my life–as well as my company’s lives!”
“He has a point, Ads,” Chrisi consoled, grabbing his arm and yanking him away. Ads tore his arm out of Chrisi’s grasp, letting out a final war cry as he rushed the enemy like a madman.
“ADS!” Chrisi yowled.
“I got him,” Retsphe promised. “Get the rest of the Nachos outta here!”
“What? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT! THAT’S AN ORDER!”
“And that’s one order I can’t follow!” Retsphe retorted, charging after Ads like a mad bull as the other Nacho troops regrouped and surged towards Chrisi, beginning to run in the direction of Fort Fjord. “REEEEEETSPHEEE!” was the last thing Captain Retsphe heard as he quickened his pace, straining his leg muscles as much as he could to get to Ads–who, by the way, had somehow managed to hold his own for the few seconds he had been fighting solo.
“Ads, c’mon! We’re getting out of here!” Retsphe called, firing from the hip as he rushed to get to Ads.
“NO FUCKING WAY!”
“ARE YOU CRAZY?” Retsphe demanded as ACP began to charge, surging forth like a wave during high tide. “Fine, if I can’t take you peacefully, I’ll take you with me by force!” With that, Retsphe rammed his ACR into Ads’s skull, instantly knocking him out cold. He picked him up by his arm, throwing him carelessly onto his back. Retsphe began to sprint, firing a few rounds over his shoulder. However, his attempts were in vain. A grenade exploded from somewhere behind him, and the force of the impact of the explosion threw him onto the ground and into the hard, compact sand; Ads went flying into the air and landed a short distance away.
A raindrop landed onto Retsphe’s battle-scarred face as thunder roared angrily in the distance. Rolling onto his back and squinting up at the ominous figure towering above him, he let out a frustrated growl.
“Give up yet?” Oagalthorp growled, voice laden with hatred, loading and aiming a simple revolver at the Nacho soldier.
“Never,” Retsphe spat, his own voice dripping with contempt.
“Then,” Oagal began, sneering, “I guess you won’t be getting that second-in-command position I promised you.”
“Your words are laced with lies,” Retsphe answered, grinding his teeth.
“And yours are a waste of breath!” Oagalthorp exclaimed, aiming a brutal kick at Retsphe’s side. The Nacho captain howled in pain as the combat boot made contact with his left flank, shutting his eyes tightly. “Very well. I have no other choice…” And with that, Oagal aimed carefully and pulled the trigger.
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CHAPTER ONE
“Woah, how’d you get outta there?” Chrisi Blule asked excitedly before chugging down yet another mug of beer.
“Easy,” Retsphe answered with a roguish wink. “He didn’t have any ammo left.”
The entire Stale Nacho Bar erupted into rambunctious laughter; even Ads nearly fell off his bar stool, amused by Oagalthorp’s stupidity.
After the noise died down, Chrisi coughed into his fist; his own uproarious laughter had irritated his throat. “Stupid ACP,” he rasped, bursting out into unconcealed snickers again. Retsphe simply shrugged, smirking as he recalled the look on Oagal’s face.
“So, what happened next?” piped up Brigadier General Warriorr99.
“I kicked him where it hurts,” Retsphe answered. “Although, I don’t know why it hurt so much… all he has in his pants is a giant hole.”
More rowdy laughter accompanied this statement; Retsphe continued. “He dropped his revolver so I picked Ads back up and ran. His idiot troops had really slow reaction time, so we managed to get a few yards away.”
Warr nodded and mentioned, “Yeah, and that’s when my fireteam picked ‘em up in the jeep.” Scattered–and mostly sarcastic–applause greeted this and Warr responded with a dramatic bow and cries of, “Thank you, thank you. You’re all too kind!”
Captain Retsphe rolled his eyes until a flash of orange caught his eye. He looked towards his right, and immediately slammed his head on the table in irritation. Confused, Warr asked, “What happe–Oh. My. God.”
The assembled Nacho troops simply stared as Master Sergeant Alessa began to stumble around on the stage, obviously drunk.
“Yeaaaheh yeuh yah… I wanna sheee yuh toniiiiiiiiite,” she slurred, completely off-key as she tripped over her own feet, landing face-first onto the stage. Dead silence greeted the abrupt end to her performance.
“She never could hold her liquor,” Retsphe sighed, disappointed.
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Captain Retsphe slammed his fist on the round wooden table, quite obviously enraged. “There is no way we’re giving into their demands! Those ACP faggots will destroy us before we give ‘em what they want!”
“Exactly,” Chrisi agreed calmly. “We can’t afford any more deaths.”
“We also can’t afford total destruction and ACP World Domination,” Retsphe grumbled, throwing himself back into his chair.
It had been three days since the humiliating defeat at Camp Guantánamo; the Nacho Task Force, had been assembled to decide the Nachos’ next move.
Major General Sharpy 100 glared at Retsphe from across the table. “Precisely why we should retreat to Camp Salsa.”
Retsphe growled and argued, “But if ACP attacks again, we have a bunch of recruits that haven’t been fully trained getting their asses handed to them!”
“He has a point,” Warr agreed, nodding his head vigorously.
“Well, then what do you two propose we do?” Chrisi sighed, facepalming in exasperation.
“I think we should make Nacho training more intense, first of all. As for a battle plan–send in the one-two-one and we’ll take care of the nuke. After that, you guys should be cleared to enter.”
“But how will the Task Force accomplish their goal?” Chrisi pressed, quirking a brow inquisitively.
Retsphe simply smirked and said, “Leave that to me.”
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The sun had disappeared under the massing clouds, a cold breeze sweeping across the landscape. The rain came as well, beginning with a few drops, swiftly growing to a full downpour. In a matter of seconds, Retsphe was completely soaked. He walked cautiously toward the other side of the roof and knelt beside a large skylight. The Captain looked down and managed to peek inside.
The myriads of raindrops tapped the glass. They landed everywhere, spraying the tough surfaces of the building. A large, dark green helicopter eased its way from the sky, dropping lazily from the obese cloud formations. It hovered in the air, blades cutting through the air sharply, splattering water drops all along the roof. Four black ropes fell, followed by four agile-looking ACP troops.
They released the grips on their lifelines in unison and landed on the far side of the roof.
Retsphe stared coldly at them, the annoyance of waiting fluttering away from his mind. The squad sauntered closer and settled a few yards in front of him, folding their arms.
“Looks like you’ve been expecting me,” Retsphe commented, settling into a fighting stance; as the soldiers seemed to have no weapons, he decided to keep his holstered for a fair fight.
One of the four ACP troops sneered and bolted towards the revered Nacho soldier. He growled, leaping straight for him, arms outstretched. The captain immediately flattened himself to the ground, back against the roof. As the soldier flew overhead, Retsphe planted his combat boots in his gut and flung him over. The ACP troop grunted at the initial contact, then let loose a high-pitched screech as the momentum flung him over the side of the building. Retsphe flipped back to his feet and faced his remaining foes.
Two of the remaining troops charged at him, side-by-side. Retsphe ducked quickly, under right hook, and angled backwards to avoid a well-placed high kick. Before the ACP soldier who had kicked at him could retract his leg, Retsphe caught his foot in mid-air. The Nacho almost carelessly threw it to the side, causing the armored boot to hit the other unsuspecting soldier square in the jaw, instantly bowling him onto the roof. Captain Retsphe kicked the downed man mercilessly, sending him rolling off of the roof.
The other ACP soldier was somewhat stunned, but quickly snapped out of it; after all, he was with ACP’s most elite Special Operations force! However, Retsphe took him out easily with an inside-crescent-kick-outside-crescent-kick combo. The soldier stumbled backwards and raised his head quickly enough to see Retsphe execute a perfect flying kick to his face. He landed a few feet away unconscious.
Retsphe knelt in a pool of collected water for a moment. He raised his head and rose to his feet slowly. One soldier was out of commission, the other two lost over the side of the building. Only one remained. The lead soldier, probably the squad leader, pressed his lips together and unbuttoned his black overcoat. A green tank top was painted underneath, revealing his bulky frame.
“So, you do live up to your reputation,” the soldier shouted above the rainstorm. Even in the darkness, Retsphe could see that he was dressed in a green-and-black military camouflage uniform. “But you don’t stand a chance against me.” The two began to circle each other.
“I’ve studied your profile, fighting style and all your missions,” the man continued. “This information was hard to acquire–however, your little friend was kind enough to hand the information right over!”
At this, Retsphe growled, cracking his knuckles.
“I spent months preparing myself for this battle,” the ACP soldier roared over the thunder. “I am First Lieutenant Razor and I know everything about you!”
“Everything?” Retsphe repeated in disbelief. “Damn… Razor, you need a girlfriend.”
However, the captain’s playful demeanor only enraged Razor further. He growled and bashed his fists together, grinding his teeth. “You’re scared of me; that’s why you joke!”
Retsphe shook his head. “Nah, it’s the other way around. Well, are you going to just stand there shoutin’ at me? Let’s go!”
Lieutenant Razor finally broke the circle and engaged.
Retsphe dodged Razor’s barrage of attacks. He sidestepped a mid-kick and ducked under a high jab. As he did, the Nacho connected with an ankle sweep, taking out Razor’s legs from under him. The ACP Special Ops. troop landed on his side with a dull thud.
Captain Retsphe rose and bounded toward his fallen opponent. Razor thrust his boot out, ramming it into the Nacho’s stomach. He fell back, clutching his gut.
Razor grinned and regained his height, running towards the off-balanced troop. He jumped in the air and hammered his fists down towards Retsphe’s skull. The captain crossed his forearms together and nullified the attack. Using his opponent’s momentum, he shifted his weight onto one leg and shoved his arms forward, flinging Razor onto his back.
Razor flew and splashed in a pool of water. He regained his composure immediately and rolled out of the way of Retsphe’s falling kick. The lieutenant spun around and connected a fist against the back of Retsphe’s skull. The captain’s head snapped forwards. Taking the advantage, Razor stepped into his enemy’s line of sight, stepped into a swift punch, and buried it into Retsphe’s midsection.
Captain Retsphe released all of his air in one cough and fell against the roof, rainwater mixing in with his blood. Lieutenant Razor laughed menacingly as he towered over the fallen Nacho. The captain rolled to a crouching position, spitting some of the thick, scarlet liquid out.
“Ready to give up?” The lieutenant laughed.
Retsphe didn’t reply; this guy was all talk. He let the water wash away the blood staining his face.
The ACP lieutenant aimed another low punch to the crouching soldier, but Retsphe quickly spun away. Now facing his opponents back, he kicked him in the back of the leg, bringing him down to knees. Retsphe pounded his elbow onto his skull then aimed a roundhouse kick to the back of Razor’s head, sending his face straight to the rooftop.
Razor didn’t even get a chance to come up with an intimidating comment; the captain was ready for his next move. With his enemy still on the ground, he aimed an ax kick at his enemy’s skull. Razor managed to roll away before his head was caved in; Retsphe winced in pain as his foot collided with the concrete roof, the impact jarring his leg. Razor turned and threw another wave of punch combos. Retsphe continued to dodge and block them with his forearms and hands. He then took the offensive and countered with a series of fluid motions of his own.
The lieutenant blocked most of them, but wasn’t quick enough to offset the last hit to his left flank. With his enemy temporarily disabled, Retsphe took it up a notch. He raked his left fist across Razor’s face, then with all of his might, sent an uppercut to his jaw.
Lieutenant Razor skid and finally crashed against the door leading to the lower levels. He could barely hear Retsphe’s footsteps against the cement roof. He tried to crawl back up, using the door for balance, but it was already too late; the deed was done.
With his remaining power, Retsphe vaulted in the air and executed a flying side kick square into Razor’s chest. The man’s body crashed through the door and landed against the railing to the stairway.
Captain Retsphe stood over the defeated Commander, surrounded by a multitude of broken pieces of wood. Finally out of the rain, he wiped his face and waited a few seconds, and then ventured back into the storm.
“…Retsphe.”
The captain stopped and turned to the sound of his name; Razor was grinning weakly, a sinister glint in his hazel eyes. He unhooked a hand grenade from one of the straps on his chest. Even holding it up was a struggle; but what was a small struggle to eternal honor?
His thumb flicked off the ring and released the trigger. It clinked and bounced to the ground.
Retsphe didn’t even process his movements; he just ran, sprinting as fast as he could, pumping his legs in the opposite direction. Razor’s crazed laughter still rang in the air, along with the tapping of the raindrops and Retsphe’s labored breathing.
3…..
2…..
1…..
BOOM!
The blast carried Retsphe off of the roof and into the air. He yelled and covered his head with his arms, preparing for the worst. Luckily, he instead landed at his original mark: the skylight.
Or what was left of it.
CRASH!
The Nacho soldier yelled again, crashing straight through the glass. He landed on the ground with a loud thud, shards of broken glass showering around him. Captain Retsphe coughed and held his aching head. The now-broken skylight let in the storm, allowing the rain to seep in, pooling around the injured Task Force troop.
“You sure know how to make an entrance, cap’n,” Sharpy mumbled.
“What?” Retsphe was still coming back to reality; his vision was fuzzy and blurred, ears ringing from the blast.
“Nevermind. I set the charges along the generator,” Sharpy reported. “Now all we have to do is get rid of that damn nuke.”
“What about Thex?” Retsphe asked, glaring at him.
“He’s fine, I assure you… B-Team is taking care of it.”
*This is Warlord 2-0. There’s too many of ‘em! B-Team needs back-up ASAP, over.*
Retsphe sighed and glared accusingly at Sharpy, speaking into his shoulder-mic. “A-Team is on the way, over.”
*Hurry it up! We’re taking heavy fire from the flanks, and it looks like the prisoner is well guarded!*
“Copy your last, over.”
Retsphe and Sharpy shared a glance and exchanged curt nods, determined gleams in their eyes, and charged down the hallway screaming battle cries.
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“Fall back! Fall back!”
“No!” Retsphe shouted, pressing further into the battle front. “Hold your positions! We can’t lose our ground!” A missile whizzed by his head and exploded a few yards away from him. He and Sharpy jumped forward to avoid the blast radius. Retsphe sneered angrily and fired a few rounds of his M16A4 before throwing a frag grenade, thinning the ACP Spec. Ops. ranks slightly. He grabbed the collar of a nearby Task Force officer.
“Tell the B-Team to follow me in through the middle. The rest of the A-Team has to cover our approach; we have to get inside!”
“But, sir–”
“GO! NOW!” Retsphe interrupted, releasing the Nacho soldier from his death grip.
We’re comin’ for you, he thought to himself, narrowing his eyes as he resumed fire at the ACP units.
“Keep going!” he shouted, debris flying into the air around him. “Keep going!”
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Their footprints silent, blood pounding in their ears, the Task Force swiftly made their way towards the makeshift prison in the base that they had successfully infiltrated. The stench of death was thick in the air, trailing slowly after the Nacho soldiers, diffusing into the thin hallway.
“Move!” Retsphe shouted as he ran, followed closely by what was left of the Task Force; two out of the original fifteen on the mission had been compromised. The commanding operator waited for a moment, allowing his companions to catch their breath. They were inside, thanks to Retsphe’s impressive flanking maneuver. He leaned against the wall and favored his right shoulder.
“Hey, are you alright?” Sharpy asked, concerned.
“I’m fine—hurry, we need to get to the brig. It’s not too far from here.”
“Right,” he agreed, eying the entrance they just entered from. Another squad of ACP Special Ops. troops were seconds away.
“You there!” Sharpy pointed at two high-ranking operators. “Take care of them; make sure they don’t cut off our approach!”
“Aye sir!” they exclaimed in unison, loading their weapons. One of the operators flung a chair on the ground, the first step to his barricade. He motioned the other to find more things to block the entryway.
Retsphe and Sharpy took off down the hallway, sprinting as fast as they could. They wove their way through the corridors, guided by Retsphe’s instincts–and the fact that he had memorized the floor plans. As Retsphe veered right, he ran into an ACP soldier turning the same corner. Almost automatically, the captain couched low and rammed his fist into the soldier’s gut. The unsuspecting man groaned and keeled over, his cap falling off his head. Retsphe yanked him up by his short-cropped hair, crossed his face with a left jab, and threw his head against the wall. The poor soldier slid unconscious onto the floor.
“Brutal shit,” Sharpy commented.
“Let’s go!” Retsphe resumed sprinting without skipping a beat. He and Sharpy quickly reached their destination. Retsphe tapped the key panel to the right, typing in the password 1337. The large metal door slid open. The two Nachos raced inside, eyeing the three ACP troops facing the brig. Using both hands, Retsphe grabbed the two closest to him and slammed their heads together; they were out before they hit the ground.
The third turned to see Sharpy jump-kick him dead in the chest. He flew back, knocking against the bars of the cell. He began to get back onto his feet and was about to counter but a massive hand, rough from past battles, grabbed his neck from the back and pulled his head back into the metal bars. The soldier slid to the floor and fainted.
“Thex! You okay?” Retsphe asked, prying the keys to Thex’s prison from one of the soldiers’ belt.
“I’m fine,” he answered as Retsphe fitted the key into the keyhole, freeing Thex from his prison of three weeks.
“Sorry it took so long,” the captain apologized. “It took the geniuses back at Fort Fjord two weeks to locate you, then another week of planning…”
Suddenly, the ground began to shake violently, leaving those standing unbalanced. Everyone throughout the base heard the muffled explosion.
“Son of a bitch!” Retsphe exclaimed in awe, although he was barely heard over the noise; he covered his ears and closed his eyes until the roaring ceased.
*The mission was executed perfectly,* announced Chrisi Blule over Retsphe’s shoulder-mic. *Good job. Now get the hell out of there!*
Retsphe and Sharpy exchanged high-fives and cheered; however, their celebration was cut short as a lone figure stood before them defiantly, aiming a simple revolver directly at Retsphe’s head. He was stagnant; silence swept around the room. The newcomer stood only a few feet in front of the three Task Force troops, yet still managed to cut an intimidating appearance.
“My, my, what have you done to my base?” the shadow inquired; his voice was deep and smooth, much unlike that of Oagalthorp. “And all of those poor, poor soldiers in Breeze City… And the citizens! What about them?“
“There are no citizens in Breeze,” Retsphe retorted, obviously quite sure of himself. “That was just a ruse; you knew we were going to attack there. You only told us Breeze had innocents because the Nachos would never nuke an area with civilians.”
“Smart. Very smart. Why, I could’ve used a man like you.”
“Fuck off,” Retsphe growled in response, aiming his own gun at the mysterious figure. In that exact instant, four more figures appeared behind him, loading their weapons simultaneously.
The first figure laughed diabolically.
“Good-bye, old friends…”
He squeezed the trigger.
In the same moment, a figure crashed in through the roof, landing on top of the mysterious enemy; the bullet missed by a yard or so as the man was crushed under the weight of the Nacho Task Force C-Team trooper, throwing off his aim. A ladder dropped through the hole in the roof.
“Get your asses up here!” Chrisi Blule called from the aircraft, over the roar of the chopper’s engine.
Retsphe grinned wildly, leaping at the ladder and grabbing it with one hand. Sharpy and Thex followed behind as Retsphe began the climb. He stepped onto the chopper easily and, with his General’s assistance, pulled up his two companions.
“The others left already,” Chrisi informed them as the chopper began the short flight back to Fort Fjord. “I gotta say, you did a damn good job!”
Retsphe chuckled and replied, “Yeah, I suppose we have… But this isn’t over. They’ll be back.”
CHAPTER TWO
“Anybody else wondering what the fuck we’re doin’ here?” Thex inquired, glancing around the rest of the soldiers currently situated in the Nacho Army standard M1114 HMMWV.
“Search and destroy,” Retsphe answered. ”Those ACP assholes are gonna try to make some prototype shit based off of our Cat Tanks. While the guys on the front lines are taking out the soldiers, we’re gonna get in there and destroy the tank plans.”
“How the hell are we gonna do that?“
“Easy. Get in, burn the plans, get the fuck out.”
“Easy my ass,” Warr put in. “They have thousands of troops stationed in Mammoth now that we’ve leveled Breeze out. I heard they’re using the rubble to build a new base, and ACP are just providing covering fire for the construction guys.”
“Alright… What else did I miss?” Thex questioned.
“A lot,” Sharpy told him. “ACP completely fucked over Blizzard; pillaged the civilians. It’s desolate as hell now, but the first and second Marine regiments are going to cover some construction workers they hired.”
“What did they do with the civilians?”
“Evacuated them to Aurora,” Retsphe responded automatically. “They’re gonna remake Blizzard, but they’re placing new Marine Corps and Air Force bases there. They’re building a Navy base in Aurora, too.”
Suddenly, the humvee shot towards the left and tilted towards the ground as an explosion rattled the Task Force’s ears.
“What the fuck was that?!” Captain Retsphe demanded as the vehicle was righted, clutching his silenced M16A4.
“Mortars!” the driver called back. “HOLD ON!”
The driver wrenched the wheel to the side, resulting in an almost unnecessary sharp turn; Retsphe was slammed into the door, Thex unintentionally ramming into his side. The humvee screeched to a halt.
“Go, go, go!” the driver yelled; Retsphe opened the door and rushed out into the battlefield, surveying his surroundings quickly. Thex swiftly hopped out after him, Warr and Sharpy pushing their way out of the door on the opposite side of the vehicle.
*Alright, men,* Chrisi Blule’s voice crackled over Retsphe’s shoulder-mic. *You know what to do. But stay on your guard; enemy patrols are everywhere. Watch your six.*
“Roger.”
Retsphe bolted towards the east, beckoning his companions to do the same; they followed obediently, albeit cautiously, fingers on their triggers.
They halted in front of a crude, two-story building. Most of the windows housed gunshots, and bloodstains were strewn randomly across the bricks. Smoke from the ensuing battle clouded the Task Force’s nostrils as they pressed themselves up against the brick wall near the scratched wooden door. Retsphe nodded to them and Thex, weapon at the ready, kicked the door open.
He stepped in cautiously, but could see nothing; the Task Force took up their positions next to him, aiming down their sights into the room.
“Clear,” he announced as Sharpy began to climb the dust-covered staircase that lay less than three feet ahead of the group.
“Check your corners,” Retsphe warned in a low voice, following his ally.
Sharpy reached a room at the top of the stairs and immediately kicked the door in, Retsphe close behind. A man in a torn and bloodied ACP uniform loosed a war cry and charged the Nachos; Sharpy, caught by surprise, earned a swift punch to the nose and dropped his weapon. The ACP soldier drew back his fist and swung again, but Sharpy grabbed it and retaliated with his own punch. Before the soldier could recover, the Major General kneed him in the gut and slammed him into the brick wall, knocking him out cold. Sharpy discarded the body by flinging it carelessly to the side and retrieved his weapon.
Retsphe sauntered into the room, looking for any sign of movement, then declared, “Clear.” Thex and Warr strolled in after his announcement.
“There’s no way this could be it,” Warr commented.
“He’s right,” Thex agreed. “It’s probably a trap or something…”
“Or maybe we got the wrong building,” Sharpy suggested as Retsphe readied his shoulder-mic.
“Or the wrong intel,” Retsphe growled, glancing out of a window in the dimly lit room; sunlight filtered in through the broken glass, but only covered the spot in which he was standing.
“Overlord, this is Warlord Actual. We’ve searched the building and were met with little resistance; we don’t think this is the place, break. There are too many advancing ACP soldiers for us to get out unnoticed, though, so we’re gonna need some back-up unless you have any bright ideas, over.”
*Copy your last, Warlord Actual. We’ll send in a distraction for you, break. We think that they anticipated this and moved the plans elsewhere,* Chrisi replied. *Look to the south; you see that blue building? It should stand out against the red brick ones… We think they moved the plans there, over.*
“You think?” Retsphe exclaimed in frustration. “We can’t afford to just think. We have to know. This is war, damnit, not a game of fuckin’ chess!”
*That’s where you’re wrong, Captain… Now get the hell over to that target building or I’ll be wearing your skin as a decorative poncho.*
“Whatever. Warlord out.”
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“Alright, guys… You ready?”
Retsphe’s four companions nodded vigorously, tensing their muscles. The Nacho captain kicked the door open, sending an ACP soldier crashing to the ground; he had been standing directly in front of the door, guarding the entrance in probably the worst possible way. The troop stumbled backwards and crashed into a card table, where six other ACP soldiers were entertaining themselves.
Before they could recover, Retsphe charged into the room and picked off two of them. As he swerved to the left, he tossed a flashbang and quickly averted his eyes, effectively retaining his eyesight while temporarily blinding his enemies. He veered to the right as Thex and Sharpy rushed in, swerving to the left and picking off two of the soldiers each.
Warr trailed after Retsphe, firing madly and managing to get two headshots quite easily. As the effects of the flashbang wore off, Retsphe stomped over towards the soldier that had been standing at the door and grabbed him by shirt, holding a knife up to his neck.
“Where are the plans, maggot?” Retsphe rumbled threateningly.
“I-I’ll never t-tell you,” the ACP soldier gasped, struggling to escape. Retsphe forced him against the wall and pricked the man’s flesh with his knife far enough to draw blood. A small crimson bead of it collected on the blade as the troop attempted to wriggle free.
“Tell me, or I’ll gut you.”
“Okay, okay! They’re on the third floor, right next to the ladder below the roof.”
“Are there any more of you ACP scum?”
“N-no,” the ACP soldier told him tentatively; Retsphe glared into the troop’s eyes and set him free, backing away a few paces and turning his back. He heard the scuttle of footsteps and whipped around swiftly, stabbing the man square in the chest.
“I knew you were gonna try to pull some bullshit on me,” he whispered as the man collapsed, unbreathing. The captain felt no need, nor the desire to retrieve his knife, so he started up the stairs.
Rather than kicking in the door like everyone else had done previously, Warr turned the knob with his left hand and kept his finger on the trigger of the SMG in his right, poised to fire if need be. He pushed against the door, opening it and firing madly into the room, spraying bullets everywhere. Two soldiers, dressed in ACP Special Ops. attire, ducked behind desks and chairs, returning fire. Three of the others weren’t so lucky; one had been shot in the leg, and the other two had been messily executed by stray bullets.
Thex bolted into the room as well, tossing a flashbang into the air, and rushing over to the blinded Spec. Ops. soldiers. Before they regained their vision, he slit the leftmost soldier’s throat as Warr bounded over and stabbed the other in the chest. They tugged their blades free from the flesh, the sound of bone against metal ringing through the small, cramped room. Retsphe beckoned them over towards him and pointed to the stairs leading to the third floor; it was in this moment that he noticed the stifling heat and how difficult it was getting to breathe properly.
“Alright,” Captain Retsphe began in a low voice, “here’s what we’re gonna do. Thex, you’re gonna go up the stairs first. When we’re all ready, kick the door open and get the hell outta the way. I’m gonna toss a flash once it’s open and Sharpy will throw two grenades in, hopefully clearing out the room a bit; if not, at least it’ll distract the bastards. Warr will go in first, then me, then you, then Sharpy, and we’ll take it from there. Warr and I will take the right flank. Any questions? No? Good. Let’s go.”
Thex executed his order quite easily, as it was a simple one; he pounded the door with his combat boot and stepped backwards, pressing himself up against the wall. Retsphe immediately flung a flashbang into the room; he could hear the high-pitched screech that accompanied the flash of light as well as disgruntled cries. Sharpy tossed two frag grenades, and one soldier must have either avoided the effects of the flashbang or heard the clinking of metal on the polished hardwood floor, because he warned loudly, “SHIT! GRENADE!”
The following explosions were loud, but not as defeaning as the flashbang, so after the two grenades did their job, Warr rushed into the room and fired at every soldier he could see. Retsphe jogged through the door as well, assisting his squad mate, as Thex and Sharpy executed their own attacks.
After the smoke cleared, Warr and Sharpy eyed the room suspiciously, checking for any survivors.
“I found ’em,” Thex announced, grabbing the Cat Tank plans and handing them to Retsphe. The captain folded them and tucked them deep into his pockets before ordering, “Look around and search the room. Grab anything useful you can find; intel, enemy plans, anything.”
As they carried out his command, Retsphe again contacted Chrisi Blule via shoulder-mic.
“Overlord, this is Warlord Actual. We got what we were lookin’ for; requesting evac.”
*Good job; I didn’t expect you to be done with it this soon. We’re sending evac your way, ETA 30 seconds, over.*
“I got nothin’,” Thex informed Retsphe, Sharpy nodding in agreement.
“Wait! What the fuck’s this?”
Retsphe turned in the direction of Brigadier General Warr’s voice, curious as to what he was referring to. He spotted the Task Force soldier holding up a sheet of paper.
“Read the title, dumbass,” Retsphe grumbled, snatching the paper from him. “These are plans for some ACP fighter jets! Says prototype, though, and the paper’s in good shape, so I don’t think they’re in use yet…”
Just then, the gravelly, booming voice of an enraged ACP officer reached his ears.
“What the fuck do you mean ‘What happened?’ Either you’re stupid or blind! Can’t you see this is the work of the Nacho Army?!” the soldier raged, panic edging into his voice. “Go check on the plans! GO! UP THE STAIRS! NOW!”
“Fuck,” Retsphe muttered, folding the jet plans and tucking them into his pocket as well. “We can’t go back down that way. Thex, blow a hole in that fuckin’ wall.”
Thex obliged, attaching C4 onto the wall and clearing the blast radius. The echo of footsteps sounded from below and Retsphe exclaimed, “Now!”
The explosion spurred the ACP troops faster; they seemed to be leaping over every other step in their haste to reach the top, but a dull thud and the words, “DAMNIT, BOB!” sounded and Retsphe guessed one of the soldiers had tripped.
He rushed towards the newly-created opening in the wall. “There’s another building right next to us,” he told his allies. “Not that far down. Jump onto the roof! Go! Go! Go!”
Warr was the first to oblige, leaping out of the small crater and landing safely on his feet. The engine of a chopper reverberated through the air as Sharpy jumped out of the exit way as well, Thex closely behind. Just as the ACP reached the top of the stairs and skidded to a halt in front of the doorway, Retsphe gave them a cocky salute and followed.
The ACP shouted insults and quite random vulgar statements at the retreating Nachos, but it wasn’t heard over the cheering of the Task Force and the whirr of the chopper as it took off, leaving the enraged soldiers far behind.
The Greatest Day In Nacho History
Nacho Story Competition 2nd Place, By Patrick2143
Nacho Headquarters, Fjord
Task Force Nachos
07:26
“Assemble the Task Force” Said Chrisi.
“Right away sir” Replied Sharpy.
Sharpy went to his officer and paged the members of Task Force Nachos. Within
2 hours the whole team arrived, Patrick2143 and Warrior99 were the two leaders
of Task Force Nachos.
“Make your way to the conference room, General Chrisi will meet you there.”
Ordered Sharpy.
“What do you think is happening”? Asked a member of the Task Force.
“I don’t know, but I know we can do it.” Replied Warrior
Task Force Nachos made their way into the conference room; they were greeted
by General Chrisi.
“Welcome Lads” Said Chrisi
“Damn Brit” whispered Patrick.
“Pardon”? Said Chrisi
“Oh nothing sir, just a little cough” Replied Patrick
“Well you better get rid of it because I am sending you into the meat grinder on
this one, Yesterday I got information from our intelligence group in Northern
Greenland that they have found a ACP Nuclear base, they intercepted radio
signals that had information on a possible nuclear launch that would hit the major
cities of all countries in Club Penguin. If they succeed the ACP will obtain total
world dominance, we cannot let that happen.” Explained Chrisi
“Why haven’t we caught these bases on our satellite cams, and wouldn’t we have
caught these radio signals earlier”? Asked Patrick
“The ACP base is actually located underground; it was disguised as a mining
operation. So when we looked at the pictures from the satellite we just thought
it was the ACP doing mining. To make it look even more legit they made the
soldiers where mining uniforms. Their barracks was located 50 miles away, when
we used thermal imaging we discovered that there was an underground tunnel
leading from the mine to the barracks. If the ACP needed any defence at the mine
they could send almost their whole army there. Once we had all this together we
started listening in on their radios. The reason we didn’t pick it up is because they
are now using a type of communication involving sounds. I can’t really explain it
to you but when we got that type of radios for ourselves we were able to decrypt
the codes.”
“Once we attack this base, shouldn’t we be invading the ACP shortly after”? Asked
a Task Force member.
“Me and General Danny have been discussing this with other armies. They are
all prepared for war. Once the attack on the base is complete the newly formed
alliance will step up to the ACP and ask for their full surrender of arms. If they do
not comply a war will erupt and will crush ACP. If they do comply the ACP will be
cut down into size and have their military personnel cut down to 2000 people.
Okay troops, you will be shipped off by helicopter by 16:00. Patrick and Warrior
will plan out the attack with you over the time that you have… Do us good men,
our life is at stake.”
15:45
Patrick looked up and saw the helicopter fly overhead and land on the pad 200
meters away. Guess it’s time to go. Said Patrick in his head.
“Okay boys, time to go save the world.” Said Patrick in his most confident voice.
The team of 6 got into truck and drove off to the helicopter pad. They checked
and re-checked their gear, everyone was nervous.
Task force Nachos boarded the helicopter, the Nacho high command was on the
runway. Saluting to the soldiers that were about to risk their lives, for the whole
world.
“Okay guys, Warrior and I have the plan all set. Before we enter the compound
we will need a sniper team to be based on this cliff over here, Snow globe and
winter will be the snipers. You will need to take out the targeted guards on the
base. After we enter the compound we will need to cut off the radio wires and
the guard house. We will all meet at the underground bunker entrance then call
in the Nacho forces to take the rest of the base while we clear the main bunker…
let’s move.”
“Overlord this is Sniper team 1, requesting permission to take out the targeted
guards.”
“Sniper team this is overlord, permission granted. Report back to overlord once
phase 1 is complete. Over”
“All units, commencing assault. Fire, Fire, Fire.”
Three shots went off and 3 bodies fell to the ground… The attack began
“All assault units move in on your sectors, all subjects are hostile!” Said Patrick
Assault team 1 would be cutting the wires while assault team 2 clears the guard
station, assault team 3 would sabotage any SAM’s or other air defence systems so
the Nacho forces could make their way into the compound.
“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, we have a AC 130 entering your airspace. We
are patching you through now”
“Task Force Nachos, this Is Viking 1-1. We are in your airspace and available for
assistance.” Reported Viking 1-1
“Viking 1-1 this is Assault team 2, ACP armour is arriving on location. Requesting
that you firing a couple 25mm rounds 5 kilometers north of the mine. That should
get their attention.”
“Uhh, Task Force Nachos this is Viking 1-1. Firing 2 rounds 5 kilometers north of
the mine.”
The ground shook as the two rounds hit the ground, all of a sudden the ACP
erupted into total chaos. They started running to vehicles and speaking into
radios.
“Looks like that worked” Warrior said with a chuckle.
“Okay troops let’s move in, it will be easier with most of the troops gone. But
remember there are still cameras and guards around.” Said Patrick
Assault team 2 headed towards the Guard building, when Patrick got to the door
he heard around 3 voices.
“I guess will just have to open the door and hope we can shoot them fast enough”
Patrick opened the door and saw that all three guards were on radios.
“Blizzard Alpine get in here, we are going to take these guys hostage.”
Blizzard, Alpine and Patrick took control of the ACP while assault team 1 cut the
communication wires.
“GET DOWN NOW”! Screamed Warrior
An Apache helicopter flew into the mine, searching the area for any suspicious
activity. The team was only meters away from the wire.
“We need to make a diversion!” Said a Nacho.
Warrior looked around and then spotted a radio laying on the ground, an ACP
soldier must have dropped it in all the chaos.
“Snow globe, I need you to crawl over there and grab that radio. As soon as you
pick it up radio that helicopter and tell them that the ACP troops over where the
shots were fired are in need of assistance. If they ask for any more information
say that you can’t talk right now, you are too busy at the scene.” Said Warrior
“Yes Sir” replied Snow globe
In a few moments the helicopter flew off and it was all quite again. Assault team 1
cut the wires and made their way to the bunker to link up with Assault team 2 and
3.
The engineers put a sabotage device on every air defence weapon, the device
would make the missile fire and friendly missiles in the surrounding area. This
would help if the ACP fired any missiles at the friendly helicopters flying into the
base.
“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, if possible I would like you to send two
engineers into the tunnels to set up explosives that will go off if any vehicles
travel through the tunnel. Friendly forces will clear the mines once the gain access
to it.”
“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, Copy your last. Be advised all SAM’s are
offline and the radio wire has been destroyed. Start sending in Nacho Special
forces to take control of the mine and the rest of the ACP in it. We are heading
into the bunker as soon as you enter our airspace to neutralize the launching
systems. Out” Said Warrior
All three teams arrived at the bunker. Patrick put reinforces charges on the door.
Once the choppers arrived the team would enter the bunker.
“Okay guys listen up; when we enter the bunker there will be three tunnels, the
two tunnels on the left. Those lead to the Nukes, we will not be entering those
tunnels. The engineers will take guard in the security office where the 3 tunnels
meet. Any ACP troops you see you will shoot, use silenced weapons and go for
head/chest shots.” Said Warrior
As soon as Patrick saw the choppers fly above the mine he blew the door open.
He just stepped in then an alarm went off, the team poured bullets into the
security officer and cleared it in less than 30 seconds.
“Teams take your positions!” Ordered Warrior
The engineers set up at the security office will Assault team 1 and 2 made their
way to the center of the bunker, where all the nukes were controlled.
“Team 1 and 2, circle the command room. We will all breach and take control, do
not touch any buttons!” Said Patrick
Breaching in 3…2….1….
The Doors flew open and all the officers in the room dropped to the ground, dead
in seconds.
“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, phase 2 complete. What are our orders for
these missiles?” Asked Warrior
Task Force Nachos this is overlord, well done. The ACP have ignored our request
for surrender. You will be authorized to fire the Nukes at the ACP bases around
the world. Grid cords go as follow Papa Rome 9 2 7 3 0 4. Fire at will”
“Copy your last overlord, Task Force Nachos out.” Said Warrior
“Patrick, go and get the keys from the commander. Put them into the slot and
enter the cords. Press the fire button then let’s get the he!@ outa here!”
Patrick pressed the button then all the rockets fired, the ground shook so hard
that warrior fell over while running to the door.
“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, launch complete. Requesting pick up on
helicopter pad above the base. Tell all friendly troops outside that we will be
coming up the stairs and to watch their fire.”
“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, proceed to landing pad. Special Forces have
just been notified. The whole world is proud of you. See you at Fjord, out.”
Task Force Nachos made their way to landing pad to find a black hawk helicopter
waiting for them. They all climbed in and made their way back to Fjord.
December 3, 2013
Nacho Headquarters, Fjord
Task Force Nachos
07:45
“Where here boys” Said Patrick
The helicopter landed on the pad and the doors opened, Task force Nachos
walked out onto the runway. All of a sudden Talex (Former Nacho Leader) Threw
jugs of Egg-nog at the team then pedaled away on a tricycle
“WHAT WAS THAT?” said Warrior after he refocused from that crazy egg-nog
attack.
“I have no clue!” Said Chrisi greeting and shaking the Nachos hands
“The whole nation is proud of you boys, you saved the world from total disaster!”
Said Chrisi while putting medals of bravery on the Nachos coats.
“Oh by the way, I’ll be sending you guys into the heart of the Light Troops. We
have received information that ACP generals are there. You will be briefed in the
conference room tomorrow at 12:00. Sorry that you are being dispatched right
after you got home, but the whole world is counting on you. Again.”
“That’s okay sir we’ll do anything that’s needed, especially when the world is a
stake. Again”
Task Force Nachos walked off to the trucks, followed by news crews and security
officials. Chrisi closed the ramp to the truck.
“Easy Day Sir” Said Warrior
“Easy day.” Said Patrick with a smirk
The Siege
Nacho Story Competition 2011 Tied Second Place, Spiff
Chapter 1. One day the nacho named Bob was walking along the border trenches of Blizzard, on border patrol. It had been a long day, with the Army of ClubPenguin attacking them over 10 times that day. The Corpses of green colored penguins dotted the blasted landscape of churned up earth and blasted crators. The rotting stink of green flesh was visible from the trench Bob was stationed in. Bob’s M.A5 Guitar Rifle was strung across is back, with his tattered pancho flapping gently in the breeze. He lost his Sombrero a couple of hours ago, a damn lucky shot from a enemy soldier. His gun clipped his Sombrero in two. Bob was still waiting for a replacement. As he continued to walk lazily along the trench, a soldier by the rank of Sgt mouthed out the words: “Incoming, ACP!” A leap of terror surged in Bob but he shoved it down as he remembered how pathetic the ACP were. He heard the incoming screech of nacho “Cheese” fighters, which unloaded yellow sticky acid, or “cheese” onto the enemies. He joined up with a couple of his fellows, and aimed down the site of his rifle. The enemy was marching in formation, their roman helms glistening off the sun. He grew to hate ACP, and all they stood for. Naturally, the ACP soldiers died as easily as wheat before a scythe. A flicker of hope rised in Billy’s heart as the enemy infantry died. The Hope got squashed as soon as metal trangsports in the shape of a square charged forward, with giant mortars that fired pepto bismol from Oagal’s basement, which was incredibly toxic to Nachos. He screamed in horror as one ACP Square tank fired and hit the very trench where Bob was stationed.
Chapter 2. Bob woke up several meters from where he orginally was. He stood up, already finding ACP scaling the trench he was stationed. Steaming mad, Bob withdrew is Maraca club, and charged into the trench, smashing the skull of a acp soldier, and pummeling the beak of another. He saw a ACP Commander, and was certain that he was a Commander, as for ACP, the higher the ranks, the fatter you are. This guy was bloated, eating a hotdog in the middle of battle. He was barking out orders, with peices of hotdog flying out. The Nametag read “Kenneth100″ , Bob, angry with losing his friends at the hands of this arrogant a$$, charged towards him, bashing the unfortunate enemy soldiers as he charged. One of Kenneth’s bodyguards charged up to meet Bob, but didnt even get to lift his weapon as his head was blown off by Bob’s underslung rifle. Bob yelled a challenge at Kenneth, The blob turned his head, panting from the effort, Bob capitilized on his advantage, and sprung up from the trench and rammed into him. He bounced off, but he was able to knock the ugly wrech on his back, and the guy couldnt get up. Bob had to fight off two acp newbs to get up, and suffered a bruise on his eye for the effort. He swiftly silenced the two enemies, coldy calculating his strikes. He then jumped over the trench, ran over to Kenneth (The fat blob was still trying to get up) and in a single, fluid stroke, bashed his head in. He heard the meowing of incoming C.A.T tanks (Central Attack Tank) that went, meow, meow MEOW, ME-F*CKING-OW!!!! And shot out a bright beam on energy that chewed threw all of ACP’s tanks. Incinerating countless numbers of soldiers.
Chapter 3. The ACP was in full retreat. “Methinks Blizzard is safe for another day” Billy muttered to himself. He rushed back to the barracks, fatigue creeping in on him. He jumped on his standard issue hammock and fell asleep to the sound of long range cheese cannons and the vibrating ground, cuased by the rumble of a whole armoured company of C.A.Ts.
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WHY ACP STINKS by Puggie4276 ————————————————————————— One day, while Puck was counting his lemons, while Shadow was deleting the JB songs off his playlist, and while Puggie 4276 was patrolling, ACP raided Fjord. At first sight of an ACP rouge, puggie4276 called out on Chat: Get your butts to Fjord! Acp there! They’re just attacking and attacking! I can’t get enough whoopee cushions to ward them off! So Puck ran from counting his lemons and said “Everyone! Go to Fjord gift shop NOW!” Anyone who didn’t got kicked. Then, a swarm of 67 nachos came emote bombing ACP. But ACP started using old ladies as bombs to try and make Nachos look sad and obey them. But it didn’t work. So ACP said,”ACP, get mind control helmets!” But because the mind control helmet store owner was a Nacho, he threw a bomb at the Gift shop and ACP died. And Nachos got out safetly. Moral? ACP shouldn’t raid fjord.
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LEMONS FOR THE CHAMPIONS
By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
Person stood on a small mountain, watching the Nacho troops attack the ACP. Suddenly a huge blast appeared in front of his eyes.
BOOM!!! It roared, louder than the Nacho’s screams, louder than Puckley yelling out, “LEMON!” It was terror.
The blast ended… 43 Nachos fell and several injured. “Oagal…” Person murmured angrily. Person scanned the war room; A few ACP soldiers were sacrificed due to the lag. Survivor Nachos were crawling back to the camp, bleeding. “Sir, we can’t go on for now!” Zippy exclaimed, helping out a Nacho who was limping. Person stood silent for a while… Zippy looked up.
“ACP wins this round… we were caught off guard.” Said Person snapping his flippers.
The camp walked away injured and defeated. They arrived at Fjord, and rested there.
“Damn Person, we almost got them.” Puckley said angrily throwing a lemon to a poster of Oagalthorp drinking his Pepto Bismol. Person nodded. “But that was pretty awesome on what you did there, nice leading Puck.” He smiled. Puckley saluted and brought his lemons to Pringle.
“BONK BONK” Pringle exclaimed. He grabbed a lemon and threw it at Zippy, Zippy frowned.
“What the heck was that for Pringle?” he yelled
“Bonk!” Pringle screamed.
Zippy rolled his eyes and polished the cat tank, Person walked beside him.
“We need to recruit.” He ordered, his eyes narrowed.
“Ehh sir, the other Nachos are still injured like hell!” he answered. Person groaned and spat at the tank. Zippy pulled out his tongue at the spit, disgusted, and cleaned it.
“Aaah!!!!111! BATLE ON MAMO0TH! ACP ISH DER!!1! G0 DER AND ATAK!” A noob screamed grabbing an AK-47 and accidentally shot Puckley in his sombrero.
“LEMONS!!!” Puckley screamed and threw a load of lemons at the noob. Person laughed. Zippy was neutral and Pringle bonked himself. Linkin arrived with a cast on his left flipper, and a black eye. “ACP didn’t plan the bomb from the start, some Noob ordered them to.” Linkin chuckled weakly. “I just threw some lemons at a noob a while ago!” Puckley yelled while drinking lemonade. Linkin shrugged and played with his PSP. Zippy stared at Linkin and said, “I HATE SONY.”
*Meanwhile at the ACP camp*
“Success is ours!” Oagalthorp exclaimed happily while drinking 3 packs of Pepto Bismol. They threw a huge party and the troops shot their guns at a huge Pepto Bismol can, the soda spilled out and Oagal fainted.
*Back at Nachos camp*
Aka woke up from the war, he was covered in bruises. He yawned and coughed. He gasped when he saw a lemon in front of him.
“Puckley…” Aka said.
A day past and the Nachos were healed. Zippy ran to Person, he stumbled on rocks and fell on him. Person got up and frowned, Zippy coughed and said, “We can now recruit!”
“@#%$ yeah.” Linkin replied.
Person couldn’t go; he had to watch out for ACP troops at the camp. Puckley was in charge.
“We recruit, with lemons!” Puckley noted.
Zippy asked in grief. “Why the hell was Puckley in charge?” Puckley turned around and smiled, “Because my lemons are deadly.”
Linkin was healed; he ordered some of the Nachos for a coca cola.
“I asked for Coca Cola with ICE!!!!” He yelled splashing the drink into the Nacho soldier’s eyes. “AAAAH! MY FREAKIN’ EYES! IT BURNZZZZ” he screamed in pain. Pern (Person) turned around and frowned at Linkin, “Only I could do that!” he said. Linkin laughed.
At the ACP base, Kenneth had a meeting with the ACP soldiers. “I heard that the Nachos will recruit since we killed most of their troops.” He noted to them. An ACP Noob raised his hands and yelled, “OMG!! WE KIL3D DEMM!1! ACP IZ S0O0 AWSME!”
“SILENCE! Only I can talk here in this meeting unless I tell you to talk.” He shouted stomping his feet. The troops fell silent and Kenneth continued, “We shall hide at the Dojo and when they feel completely safe, we’ll charge at them, any questions?” he asked.
Nobody answered. Finally, a troop stood up, “I thought you said we shouldn’t talk!” he said confusingly. Kenneth was steamed, “Why am I always stuck with these noobs?”
Puckley was recruiting and 23 newbies joined, most were noobs.
“OMG HOW CAN I CHAT WITH YOU!?!?” A noob yelled in front of Zippy.
“Look up Nacho Army of Club Penguin.” Zippy said. “WHERE?! WHERE WILL I FIND IT!?” Zippy yelled and said, “Motha @%#8*-ing Noob! Just search it on Google!”
Aka’s spine tingled, his sombrero shook and his butt farted. He knew ACP was planning something. “That’s against the war law!” Aka shouted to himself, already knowing what ACP planned. He was freakin’ physic.
Kenneth led the army to the Dojo quietly, not letting anyone squeal or whisper. He was determined to embarrass the Nachos and kill all their troops.
Puckley walked around at the Snow Forts, where they recruited. Shab arrived late holding a cheeseburger in his hand. Zippy bumped Shab and dropped his cheeseburger. “OMG YOU DROPZ MAH CHEEZBGR!” Shab yelled at Zippy.
*Nacho Camp*
Joker ran away from Linkin because he accidentally knocked over his Coca Cola.
“Jesus! I’m sorry Linkin!” Joker screamed. “I don’t freaking care! You’re dead to me you little terrormite!” he responded angrily. Linkin grabbed a bat from a basket and began to bonk Joker in the head.
“BONK BONK!” Pringle said happily. Person stood in front of Joker and Joker stopped running immediately before he was gonna bump him. Linkin didn’t stop and he crashed Joker and Pern as they hit the wall. “Linkin, if you do this one more time I’ll remove you from your highest rank!” Person yelled. Linkin groaned and bit Joker’s flipper. Joker screamed.
*Snow Forts*
The Nachos marched up and down to attract penguins and Puckley gave them hot motorcycles magazines. Zippy just read “A Christmas Carol” and Shab ate his cheeseburger that was on the floor. Kenneth grabbed a telescope and saw the Nachos recruiting. He grunted and grabbed a mini-gun and shot it in the air.
The Nachos heard the shot and froze. “What the hell..?” Puckley wondered. Shab stopped eating and looked up. He saw ACP rogues charging down the mountain.
“Oh Snap…” Zippy shivered.
“PREPARE YOURSELVES MEN! And uh, WOMEN!” Puckley yelled grabbing 130 lemons. He got a cannon and fired the lemons to the ACP soldier’s eyes. The lemon juice sprayed them. “AAAUUUUGHHHH! MY EYES!” They squealed in pain. Kenneth grabbed an umbrella and charged down. There were still plenty of troops going down the mountain.
“WE’RE DOOMED!” a soldier cried while sneezing on Zippy’s poncho. Puckley gulped, “At least, we’ll die… with lemons…” At that point when Kenneth stepped on the Snow Forts, a loud rumbling began. ACP stopped and looked around, they were confused and so did the Nachos. Suddenly, a fog began to appear and covered the Snow Forts. “Hmph, Dramatic!” Shab chuckled. Then, Aka appeared in the shadows and started waddling to ACP slowly, and then 50 more Nachos did, waddling in slow mo playing “The Final Countdown”.
Puckley raised an eyebrow, “What the heck is up with the music and Slow Motion effect?” he asked. “I dunno, maybe to add a little drama?” Aka shrugged. Kenneth shook in fear and stepped back. Aka gave him THE LOOK. “You made a plan that was illegal did you not?” Aka yelled at Kenneth. He stood silent, not answering a word. Shab finished his cheeseburger and yelled angrily, “ANSWER FOO!”
“…So?” Kenneth replied, his voice shaked, like… like a pre-puberty voice. “Heh heh, I’m surprised Oagal didn’t do this!” Puckley laughed throwing a lemon up in the air. “Once we report this to CPA Central, you’ll be doomed for sure!” Zippy said. “HELL YEAH!” A Nacho troop answered. “We won’t report this, and we will never speak of this again… if you don’t attack us.” Puckley said.
Kenneth frowned; he looked liked Justin Bieber for a while there, Zippy raised an eyebrow too. “Fine!” he grunts walking away. The Nachos won the round.
“Well there wasn’t any action in that scene” Shab replied. “There will be!” Puckley smiled and grabbed a pellet gun and shot it at Kenneth’s ass.
“YEEEEEOOOOWWWCCCCHHH!!!!” he yelled while he zoomed up in the air holding his butt.
“Now that’s an awesome ending.” Zippy said.
They walked back home… home at the server Fjord where they belong. Puckley was counting his lemons, Pringle bonked all day long, Linkin was still mad at Joker, Joker played “Pole Dancing lite” and Zippy, Shab and Aka were watching Spongebob. Person was happy with what they did. Too bad they didn’t tell on ACP. That would have been great, the look on Kenneth’s face…
Just then, a loud boom roared in the Nacho’s ears.
“Oh well, back to reality!” Person laughed.
PART 2 COMING SOON.
Hilarious story! That was great; I really enjoyed reading it! I’m adding it to the Story Page right now. I can’t wait until the next one. =D
Thanks Puckley!
Too many words. D:
Is that a bad thing Hades? XD
UNFORGETTABLE WAR
By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
Everyone was startled by the loud boom that echoed through their ears. Zippy looked around and saw Puckley grabbing a blanket with lemons. Zippy chuckled. “This is more like de ja vu eh?” Joker insisted still playing his “Pole Dancing lite” Person turned around, “Hell Yeah.”
Aka saw an ACP spy outside the camp and grabbed a cowbell and rang it.
“SPY SPY ON THE LOOSE!” he yelled throwing the cowbell at the spy. Billy ran to the spy and gave him a corndog, and then he cuffed him.
“Are you tryin’ to bomb us again greenie?” Billy demanded. The spy shook his head. “Tell us the truth or you’re going to end up like Osama Bin Laden.” Shab grinned deviously while grabbing an AK-47. “No! I didn’t do it! Sir Oagalthorp just ordered me to spy on you! But I promise I didn’t bomb you!” The spy pleaded crying. “Crybaby…” Puckley murmured.
Person un-cuffed him and the spy ran back to the forest, he tripped and landed on quicksand. “Serves him right XD” Joker laughed.
“I don’t think it was ACP” Person thought. “Yeah, me neither” Shab replied eating another cheeseburger. “Reminds me, where’s Pringle?” Zippy asked.
“Ooh! I wanna be Sherlock Lemons!” Puckley screamed grabbing a magnifying glass. He followed a trail of flippers and saw Pringle eating pies. Explosive pies.
“BONK BONK!” Pringle yelled while eating an explosive pie, the pie exploded on his belly, making it look huge.
“Dammit, I thought it was another mystery!” Puckley said. “That just gave me nightmares.” Joker shivered. “I think that was the problem why we heard a KA-BOOM!” Aka said. Everyone nodded.
“ZOMG11!! CH1C4AG0 BULZ MEH F4V0RI7E!” A noob replied watching the Lakers and Bulls game. “I like Lakers more!” A troop yelled playing Fallout 3.
“Hey Joker, let’s do wrestling!” Linkin said punching his fist. Joker grinned and placed on his sunglasses. “You’re on!”
While Linkin and Joker were wrestling in a cage, Billy grabbed a Type 100. He shot a Pepto Bismol standing on a table.
*ACP base*
Oagalthorp shivered, a troop walked in front of him, “What’s the matter sir?” he asked.
“I think someone shot a part of me.” Oagal replied drinking a Pepto Bismol.
*Nachos Camp*
3 hours passed and Joker arrived with a cast on his left leg. “He broke my god damn leg!” Joker wailed while putting ice on it. “You were lucky I didn’t crush your you-know-what” Linkin laughed. “Hell am I lucky” Joker rolled his eyes.
*Back at the ACP (again)*
Kenneth walked around in a circle with a bandage in his ass. Some of the ACP troops snorted when they saw it. Kenneth ignored them all. Flipper sat on a recliner watching Family Guy. “Flipper, can’t you see what happened to me!?” Kenneth yelled. “Your ass was owned by a Nacho?” Flipper turned around. “Exactly! I want to get them back. Whenever I sit down, the pain goes to me! They should PAY” he shouted. “Don’t you think you’re overreacting too much Ken?” Flipper answered drinking a coffee from Starbucks. “No, we’re going to show them where the pain REALLY hurts.” He grinned.
*Nacho camp*
Joker sat on a bed with a cast on his leg, wrestling was a bad idea anyway. Shab was playing his PS3 and Person was naked. Puckley made a mini-statue of himself out of lemons glued together. Zippy and Aka stared at the mini-statue all day, confused. Linkin barged in the door and screamed, “WE’RE GONNA HAVE A HUGE WAR WITH ACP!!!!!” Shab got startled and accidentally threw his PS3 controller in the air, and it landed on Joker’s injured leg.
“Not g-gonna c-cry… N-not g-gonna c-c-cry…” Joker teared up trying to ignore the pain.
Aka grabbed the weapons and tossed it to the troops, they all caught it, except for one Nacho, he dropped it. Aka stared at him and hit him with a police stick. “Ha ha! Puny soldier! You are no match for the Stick of Justice!” Aka laughed maniacally.
“Practice battle everyone!” Person clapped with his flippers. The Nachos marched to the Dock and tested their strength there. Puckley grabbed lots of lemons and threw them at a target with Kenneth on it. Pringle just sat there bonking while Shab grabbed a shotgun and shot a tree, a dead squirrel fell from the tree. Pern and Billy were practicing Joke bombs. “Yo momma is so stupid; she puts makeup on her head, just to “make up” her mind!” Billy yelled. “That was a horrible pun Billy!” Person said. Billy shook his head, “Club Penguin puns aren’t funny!”
Joker couldn’t practice, he was injured. The doctor said he’ll be okay in 2 days. “Stupid Linkin… if I didn’t lose I wouldn’t be like this!” he yelled in his head while he was stuck at the Nacho camp.
Shab stood up; he grabbed a boom box and turned the music on. “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOTT like me?!” he sang. “…WTF?” Puckley said. “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me!?” Shab continued. “You’re not practicing at all…” Billy murmured. Shab shook his head. “Of course I am! I’m practicing for the DANCE CONTEST!”
2 days passed and Joker was now healed, tomorrow would be the war time. Everyone was nervous, even Pringle although he won’t battle. “Shit, I’m cold!” Joker complained. “Joker, this island is filled with SNOW! Everywhere there’s snow! Aren’t we all cold?” Person said. Shab, Zippy and Aka laughed.
“Remember when I shot Kenneth’s ass with a pellet gun?” Puckley chuckled. “Hell yeah!” Linkin said. “I bet he’s scared right now, with the bandage in his butt” Zippy laughed.
There nervousness has suddenly disappeared, for now…
*ACP base*
“Good training men, Nachos will never know what hit them…” Flipper grinned. The ACP troops saluted and slept for the night. There was gonna be a heck of a war tomorrow.
“Psst, Flipper!” Kenneth whispered. “Zzz… What???” Flipper answered sleepily. “I have a plan.” He said. “What plan?” Flipper replied. “A plan that the Nachos will never forget, a plan that will be their worst nightmare… Are you interested Mr. Flippy?”
“Tell me more about this ‘plan’” Flipper requested.
*WAR WITH ACP*
“RISE AND SHINE NACHOS!” Shab yelled ringing his bell. “Ugh… it’s like, 7 am in the morning Shab!” Person wailed. “We have to prepare!” he replied. The Nachos got up and they started gearing up. Puckley sipped some lemonade with a cocktail umbrella and a chopped lemon under it. Pringle was scared, “B-bonk, B-b-bonk!” he said. “Don’t worry Pringle! We’ll be okay!” Puckley encouraged him. Aka walked beside him, “Probably not.”
They arrived on Mammoth. 90 Nachos arrived and 90 ACP rouges arrived. A tie.
“Are you ready you crispy Doritos?” Kenneth smiled. “You’re on you armed leprechauns!” Person grinned.
They charged at ACP and ACP charged at the Nachos. Shab shot some ACP rogues at the head. “Boom! Head shot!” Shab wooed. Linkin got on the Cattank and 12 ACP soldiers .were squished like waffles. Joker and Aka used arrows and aimed at ACP’s eyes. “Oh God! My eye! I’m gonna wear an eye patch now!” an ACP said. “Yay! We’re gonna be pirates!” another ACP troop exclaimed. Person rolled his eyes when he heard it.
3 hours passed and both armies were still strong. 40 ACP soldiers remained and 45 Nachos left. “It’s time Flipper.” Kenneth said smiling widely. Flipper nodded and gave him a shotgun. Kenneth grabbed it and aimed.
BANG! A shot flew. The Nachos stopped and so did the ACP. Puckley turned around and saw something that he couldn’t believe.
“NO!!!!” Puckley yelled. “Person!!!” Shab screamed. The Nachos ran to him. Person was shot, in the chest. He was bleeding, unconscious and half-dead. “Bring him to the hospital quick!” Zippy ordered. The Nachos abandoned the war, Kenneth and Flipper laughed while they ran, ran to save their leader’s life.
“You’ll be fine Person…” Aka said.
“You’ll be fine…”
Part 3 Coming Soon…
Just write Chapter 2: Unforgettable War. Thanks!
When neighbours become Enemies-
By Fido1625
The Nachos marched onto the land of Mammoth, Shadow was the first to step foot onto UMA’s nation, he cried and took out his sword and pointed it into the air ”It’s time, IT’S OUR TIME! CHARGE!!.” Nachos from both sides hid behind the walls of the Dojo, ready for ambushing the UMA. Pink Mafias smirked ”Hmmph, no one dares to challenge UMA.” A voice came out of no where ”I do,” It was Shadow! Both Nachos charged from both sides, swords when clashing, spears went snapping, snowballs went firing. Puckley grabbed his radio out and cried ”BRING THE CATTANKS AND LOAD THEM WITH LEMON WHISKEY!” After an hour of fighting the Cattanks finally arrived, ”FIRE!” cried Puckley, Cattanks went firing lemon whiskey all over the walls and floor of the Dojo, both sides were shattered. The UMA were full of fear, Shadow commanded the air force to attack the UMA stronghold of Mittens. Shadow cried ”PINK, DO YOU SURRENDER?” Pink replied in a drunk accent ”Lemon whiskey is niceeeee!”and that were his final words. Victory was upon the Nachos and the UMA? Well let’s just say they got drunk with all the Whiskey they drunk. The city of Mittens crumbled as the remaining UMA fled to save their motherland…- ”Wait that was lemon Whiskey that was fired out of the cattanks?” Puckley asked curiously. ”Maybe, maybe not,” replied Zippy with a cheeky look on his face.
-The End-
World War Against ACP
By Spiderguy22
When Person was feeling okay,Puckley felt better after the war when saying “NO!!!!!”. Puckley went back to the nacho camp.
*Nacho Camp*
Puckley: Tan,I guess Person was feeling fine after the practice battle with ACP.
Tanman626: Well,Nice to hear that.
*Tan sees Zippy*
Zippy: Hey tan..
Tanman: Hello Zippy..
*ACP’s Military Base*
Kenneth: I wonder where is Oagalthorp.
Flipper: Hes probably taking a vacation.
*Oagalthorp Comes in*
Kenneth: What the?
Oagalthorp: Im not taking a vacation. o_O
Flipper: Sorry. I thought you were.
Oagalthorp: Since when?
Flipper: I dont know,I had a feeling.
Oagalthorp: So then why are we argueing?
Kenneth: Lol. XD
*Nachos Camp*
Puckley: Im going to see Person if hes okay.
Tan: Um,Okay.
Ads354: Ummm Puckley,I don’t think you should go alone.
Puckley: Why Not?
Ads354: Because you like lemons,And there might be a lemon trap from ACP
Tan: Allright Listen up,Im bringing Some Of the nachos soldiers incase if you get trapped,Puck.
Puckley: Fine.
Fido: Im just gonna play My guitar. Cya Puck
*Puckley and nacho troops goes through the forest*
Puckley: Soldiers,Find The Hospital where Person is.
Soldiers Of The Nacho army[23 Soldiers]: Yes sir!
*ACP Kills 23 Soldiers*
Iasgae56: Well Well well,Look whos here,Puckley The Lemon Lover.
Puckley: Oh No! Ias,Whats wrong with Lemon Lovers anyway?
Iasgae56: You do realize I have 100 ACP troops surrounding you.
Puckley: So?
Iasgae56: ACP KILL PUCKLEY!
Soldiers Of the ACP Army[100 Soldiers]: Yes sir!
*ACP Soldiers Shot Puckley In the leg*
Puckley: Aaaaaaah! HELP!!!!!
*Puckley Runs back to the camp*
Ads354: I wonder hows Puckley doing.
Tan: Well,I dont know. I just wonder if Puck is alone.
*Puckley Barges in*
Tan: OMG!
Ads354: wtf?
Puckley: GUYS,BRING IN THE NACHO ARMY,IASGAE AND HIS ARMY AMBUSHED ME!
Tan: Allright.
*Tan Announces “Declaration Of War Against ACP”*
*ACP’s Military Base*
Kenneth: Looks Like I hear Nachos want war. *drinks coffee*
Flipper: We will give them what they need,after all we have 100+ soldiers.
Oagalthorp: Who told you to assassinate Puckley?
*Iasgae56 Enters*
Iasgae56: I assassinated Puckley Myself.
*Oagalthorp Gets angry*
Oagalthorp: IAS,I WILL HAVE YOU KILLED IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!,KILLING PUCKLEY WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN!!!!!!
Iasgae56: Sorry,I didn’t know. And Plus I don’t even know the plan.
*Nacho Camp*
Ads354: Looks like the war is tomorrow.
Tan: Puckley is injured badly,And yes the war is tomorrow.
Gemkiddie: I heard that Puckley is injured.
Tan: Yes,Puckley is injured for the 150 Millionth time. -_-
Ads354: lol.
Puckley: Im feeling a little bit better.
Fido: Im going to see person…
Puckley: Don’t get injured like me please. -_-
Zippy: Becareful Fido,Your the troop of the month.
*Fido goes to the Hospital*
Fido: :O Person!!!!
Person: Hey fido. *cough* *Cough*
Fido: Are you feeling better?
Person: Yes,Ill be returning to the nacho camp when I get out of the hospital.
Fido: The Nacho army has declared war on acp,Tan already announced it. And plus hes going to get UMA to help Nachos.
Person: Sounds like a world war.
Fido: Yeah.
Person: I hear there is a new army,Called “Light Troops”
Fido: I heard of LT too,They suck like hell. And Plus,LT is going to help ACP.
Person: Dont worry,We got UMA.
Fido: Ill be returning to the camp,Tomorrow is war and I have to rest.
Person: Goodbye Fido.
Fido: Goodbye.
*Fido Returns to the Nacho camp*
Fido: *sighs*. Im going to sleep.
*A Day Later at 8:00 AM*
Puckley: WAKE UP! *gets Lemon Horn*
*Puckley blows the lemon horn*
Ads354: WHOA WHOA,Puck keep it down!
Tan: PUCK I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT!
Zippy: wtf Puckley.
*Person comes to the camp and everyone get shocked*
Tan,Zippy,And all the nachos: Hey Person!
Person: Hello nachos,And by the way,The war is starting 8:30 AM
*ACP Military Base*
Kenneth: The war is going to start at about 8:30 AM,The ACP army is going to charge the snow forts. Thank you for your cooperation,ACP soldiers.
ACP Soldiers: okay
Flipper: Kenneth,Please Report at the control room.
*Kenneth goes to the control room*
Kenneth: What?
Flipper: I found a video. And It says “Oagal’s new hobby”
Kenneth: wtf,Its about oagal humping a tree that says “Mammoth”.
Flipper: Omg,Oagal is not going to be happy when He sees this
Jujuflower: I hope Ioioluk doesn’t find out im actually ACP.
Flipper: Juju,Ioioluk already knows.
Jujuflower: Oh great.
*Kenneth gets out of the control room*
Kenneth: Its now about 8:20 AM. We must gear up before we are late.
Flipper: Okay.
*Nacho Camp*
Puckley: We are ready for war
Ads354: Guys,Change Of plans. After we attack ACP,We will invade Light Troops capital.
Tan: Great!,That makes the war even fun.
Puckley: its not fun without Lemons.
Tan: Oh shut up about lemons already. o_O
Puckley: ……
*Light Troops Camp*
Ioioluk: Im really getting pissed off at Juju. She retires almost every army shes in and goes to ACP. Wow do you realize how Retard that is?
RMStitanic: *sighs* Ioio will you leave her alone for a minute,The Nachos have declared war on us WITH ACP teaming up even if they are enemies.
Ioioluk: Whatever,By the way to settle ACP and nachos, We won’t surrender to them.
RMStitanic: But ioio,Their too large!
Ioioluk: Small,meduim,Or large. I dont care. We have to stand up by ourselves.
*Nacho Camp*
Tan: Guys,We ot 9 minutes left to gear and ammo up!
Puckley: We are all ready.
*After 9 Minutes later*
Tan: ALL NACHO ARMY SOLDIERS,BREEZE SNOW FORTS!!!!
Puckley And The Nacho army soldiers: OKAY!
*Nacho army charges In The snow forts*
Tan: GET READY!
*ACP’s Tactics*
Kenneth: ALL SOLDIERS,BREEZE SNOW FORTS, DONT LET THE NACHO ARMY INVADE OUR SERVER!!!
Flipper: GET ON BREEZE FORTS!
Kenneth: THEIR ON!
Flipper: ON THE COUNT OF 3,CHARGE INTO THE SNOW FORTS AND JOKE BOMB THE NACHO ARMY!
Flipper: 1………………….
Flipper: 2………………….
Flipper: 3…………………. CHARGE IN AND JOKE BOMB THE NACHO ARMY!!!!!!
*ACP Joke Bombs Nachos*
*Nachos Tactics*
Tan: GUYS E+9 NOW!
*Nachos E+9*
*Puckley Shoots On a acp soldier’s head with Sniper*
Tan: OKAY NOW LETS TAKE ADVANTAGE! E+M BOMB ACP IN THE COUNT OF 3
Tan: 1………………….
Tan: 2………………….
Tan: 3…………………. E+M BOMB NOW!!!!!!
*Nachos Bombs ACP with E+M*
*ACP Tactics*
Flipper: We can’t possibly lose,This is our first time.
Kenneth: Don’t worry Flipper. Light Troops Will Help us.
Flipper: They Got UMA!
Kenneth: I Will lead. ACP,E+L FRENZY IN THE COUNT OF 3
Kenneth: 1………………….
Kenneth: 2………………….
Kenneth: 3………………….E+L CLOVERS BOMB NOW!
*ACP Bombs The Snow Forts with E+L*
*Light Troops Tactics*
Ioioluk: OK,LETS JOKE BOMB THE NACHOS WITH THE HELP OF ACP,GUYS JOKE BOMB NACHOS IN THE SNOW FORTS AT GO
Ioioluk: 5………………….
Ioioluk: 4………………….
Ioioluk: 3………………….
Ioioluk: 2………………….
Ioioluk: 1………………….
Ioioluk: JOKE BOMB NACHOS NOW!
*Light Troops Joke bombs nachos,ACP Helps joke bombing by pressing J*
*Nachos Tactics*
Tan: E+9 WAR FACES
*Nachos do E+9*
*UMA Tactics*
Wgfv: GUYS,E+P BOMB IN THE COUNT OF 3
Wgfv: 1………………….
Wgfv: 2………………….
Wgfv: 3…………………. E+P BOMB SNOW FORTS ON ACP!
*UMA Bombs ACP With E+P*
*Nachos tactics*
Tan: E+P BOMB WITH UMA!
*ACP Retreats away*
Tan: This is a victory! And Guys,make sure you guys make it to the invasion of ice box.
Puckley: Woo,We pwned ACP.
*Tan says Thank you to the UMA Leader,Wgfv.*
*ACP’s Military Base*
Kenneth: This was our First Defeat against nachos and the Uma army. Light Troops was Completly No use at all.
Ioioluk: Ken,This was only a 1st defeat. And I found out You and Nachos is going to invade Light Troop’s capital.
Flipper: That is true,Ioio.
Oagalthorp: Ioio,We aren’t your servants to help you out. The ACP army is going to help nachos because of your actions.
Ioioluk: Fine then.
*Nachos Camp*
Tan: We did great today,maxing around with 120+.
Puckley: Isn’t that the size of ACP?
Zippy: Uh yeah,of course puckley.
Fido: Woot..
Gemkiddie: We won..
Person: Guys,Im proud of you,Tan im going to be retiring.
Tan,Puckley,Gemkiddie,Fido and all the soldiers thats in Nachos: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Im sorry,But you guys did great. Its time for me to retire,And plus im becoming old.
Tan: Oh,Well bye. *crys*
Puckley: Bye Person.
Person: Goodbye Nachos,I will miss you all.
*Person goes to the forest*
Tan: Nachos will remember Person. He was likely our Leader.
Puckley: True,true. But now,Me,You,And Ads is leaders now.
Ads354: Yeah.
Invasion Of LT’s Capital,Ice Box.
By Spiderguy22
In a sunny morning,The New Nacho Leaders,Tanman626,Puckley,And Ads354 was preparing nachos to the war against Light Troops.
Tan: Well,The War is tomorrow,We have to prepare right now so we can save time for tomorrow.
Puckley: I agree,I wonder wheres Gemkiddie.
Gemkiddie: Im right here playing my guitar With Fido.
Ads354: ALL NACHO SOLDIES,BE PREPARED FOR THE WAR TOMORROW! Oh and by the way,Good luck playing with your guitar.
Gemkiddie: Uh,Okay.
*ACP’s Military Base*
Oagalthorp: I am truthfully ANGRY!
Kenneth: Please oagal,Come down it was only war that we lost on.
Flipper: Kenneth has a point,Oagal.
Oagalthorp: I don’t care. I want to see success,Have you even forgotten that I created ACP?
Kenneth: We know Oagal!
Flipper: Despite the fact that we did good with sizes and tactics,We have to rise harder so we can beat up UMA and Nachos army.
Acp Soldier: What is UMA?
Kenneth: Since your new to acp and IS a noob,UMA is Underground Mafias Army.
Oagalthorp: Whatever,I want to see progress. And Look what I found. A video called ” Oagal’s new hobby”. That isn’t my hobby,And plus I dont hump trees. Who put that video on youtube anyway?
Flipper: I think its Mr.Eddy
Kenneth: Don’t worry,We will show progress,Oagal. And btw,It is kind of funny. XD
*Oagalthorp gets a sniper*
Oagalthorp: Thank you for accusing me for that video.
Kenneth: Wait what are you going to do?
*Oagal Shoots Kenneth’s ass*
Kenneth: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flipper: Omg,Thats the loudest “ow” I ever heard. o_O
Oagalthorp: If you accuse or insult me,Your next Flipper.
Flipper: Ok ok ok. D:<<
*Nachos Camp*
Ads354: Now that Person1233 Is gone,Im actually crying from his retirement.
Tan: Ads,Stop being a crybaby,Its just a retirement post.
Ads354: Hey,You're the one who was crying before,Dont I get a chance?
Tan: Oh sorry.
*Puckley counts his lemons*
Puckley: Ooh, I can't wait to eat these lemons.
Zippy: Will you once forget the lemons already?
Puckley: This is something I like,Don't you love to play/eat with something that you like?
Zippy: True.
Tan: Quit Argueing already…..
Ads354: *drinks rum* These rum bottles are actually good.
Puckley: Uhh,Ads,Rum is going to make you drunk.
Tan: Ads,What Puckley is saying is true,Dont drunk rum!
*Ads turns drunk*
Puckley: Oh great,Tan I need some help to throw him water.
Tan: Okay.
*Tan and Puckley throws water at Ads.*
Ads354: Hey whoa whoa whoa,Sorry for drinking rum. Im wet now. -_-
Puckley: You were drunk….
*ACP's Military Base*
Kenneth: Flipper,Im going to sent The ACP Navy to patroll the waters of Club Penguin. Would you mind If I take 20+ of your division's troops?
Flipper: Sure.
Kenneth: Thank you.
Flipper: You're Welcome.
*ACP Navy gets to ship*
Kenneth: All ACP Soldiers,Please Patrol the high seas while I go see what Flipper is up to. If you are done patrolling,Please go to the military Base.
ACP Navy: YES SIR!
*Kenneth goes back to the Military Base*
Kenneth: Flipper,I have returned.
Flipper: Welcome back Kenneth. *works on control room*
*ACP Navy patrols the High seas*
Nacho Rogue Leader: Nachos,ATTACK THE ACP!
Nachos rogues: Yes sir!
*Nacho Rogues ambushes ACP Navy*
Kenneth: Ill be going back to see if ACP Navy is patrolling the high seas.
Flipper: Okay.
*Kenneth Returns*
Kenneth: Omg. The Soldiers!!!!
*Kenneth Runs back to the Military Base*
Kenneth: FLIPPER!
Flipper: What?
Kenneth: The ACP Navy is destroyed! The Ship is fully bombed down and it sunk!
Flipper: I knew it. It was Nachos Rogues.
Kenneth: This may be an ambush,But I will send ACP Soldiers to hunt down the Nacho Rogues.
Flipper: Eh Okay.
*Nachos Camp*
Puckley: War is tomorrow! Be Prepared.
Tan: Don't worry Puck,We are ready for war.
Ads354: Yes..
*A Day Later at 12:00 PM*
Tan: Wake Up Guys! War Is today!
Puckley: Coming on
Ads354: Coming,And btw NACHO SOLDIERS, ICE BOX FORTS!!!
*Soldiers March In Ice Box*.
*Nachos Tactics*
Puckley: GUYS,JOKE BOMB THE SNOW FORTS IN THE COUNT OF 3
Puckley: 1…………
Puckley: 2…………
Puckley: 3…………JOKE BOMB SNOW FORTS!!!!
*Nachos Joke Bomb Snow Forts*
Ads354: NACHOS,STAND YOUR GROUND!
*Nachos Halts*
*Light Troops Charges In*
Ioioluk: E+8 BOMB NOW!!!!
*Light Troops Joke bombs Nachos*
Tan: E+9 NOW!!!!!
*Nachos E+9*
*Puckley Uses Machine Gun And shoots 23 soldiers*
*Ads throws grenade and 12 troops were destroyed by the Grenade*
*LT Retreats*
Tan: We Successfully win,And I wonder why ACP didn't show up.
Ads354: At least we win LT's Capital,Ice Box.
Puckley: We officially win,And LT should be guilty….
Zippy: Well then,Lets go to my igloo for Nacho Snacks
Tan: Okay.
And So on,The Nachos have officially won LT's Capital.
Battle Of Fjord
By Spiderguy22
After the war with Light troops,Nachos claiming LT’s capital,The Black Alliance was raiding Fjord. The great battle has started,With the help of ACP,They will be unstoppable. Meanwhile,The Night Warriors plot to raid Fjord the same way as The Black alliance wants to. The Great World war Has begun.
World War#6
——————
Puckley: GUYS MARCH INTO THE SNOW FORTS!
*Puckley Shoots a random soldier from Black alliance
Tan: I’m going to get ACP,SOLDIERS FIRE AT THE BLACK ALLIANCE,FURTHER ORDERS FROM ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN!!!!!!
*Meanwhile On ACP Chat*
Kenneth: Tanman,So your telling me Nachos Need help defending Fjord. Right?
Tan: Yes,Its time we have to stop fighting,Dude Understand this ACP and Nachos Could Form into the…….Pink Bunny Alliance.
Flipper: Uhhh,ew? Kenneth,Do you actually believe tan.
Kenneth: You know what. Tan,Lets end this war and lets Help ourselves.
Tan: Agreed.
*Tanman and Kenneth Shakes hands*
*back on the raid*
Tan: NACHO SOLDIERS,SHOOT DOWN THEIR FORT!
Hbk300: YES SIR!
*Hbk300 uses tank and fires*
*Fort Breaks down*
Kenneth: ACP,HELP THE NACHOS!
Flipper: ACP,THROW CLOVERS E+L THROW THEM ON BA’S HEAD!
Kenneth: Weird tactic. o_O
Flipper: Whatever.
Slobbysnake: GUYS GO GO GO GO!!!!! CHARGE INTO THE SNOW FORTS!
Tan: OKAY,WE BROKE DOWN THE FORT,NACHOS CHARGE IN THE SNOW FORTS!!!!!
*Nacho Soldier Uses Sniper and shoots bmarocks3*
*Hbk300 fires his pistol On A BA soldier’s head*
Tan: KEEP FIGHTING,FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES,PROTECT OUR CAPITAL!
Puckley: GUYS THIS IS A RAID FROM THE BLACK ALLIANCE,WE CAN WIN THIS!!!!
Kenneth: ACP,THROW GRENADES ON THE BLACK ALLIANCE!!!
Tan: DO WHAT ACP IS DOING,THROW GRENADES ON BA!!!
*Nachos And ACP Throws Lots and multiples of Grenades*
Tan: WHERES ADS?
Puckley: I DONT KNOW!
*Black Alliance Retreats to The Plaza*
Tan: GUYS,CHARGE THE PLAZA AND BOMB THEM WITH GRENADES!!!
Kenneth: DO WHAT TAN SAYS!!
Flipper: Wow. o_O
*Nachos and ACP Charges the Plaza and bombs with grenades,And multiples of grenades*
Tan: I have a bad feeling of this.
Kenneth: What do you mean?
Tan: The Night Warriors Is coming.
Flipper: WE NEED ALLIES!
Kenneth: The Pink Ice army will help us. They max around 30+. They might have the strength to defeat the Night Warriors.
Cheeze Nacho: Hello,I heard The Nacho army and ACP needs help.
Tan: Yes,We need help,and fast! THE NIGHT WARRIORS IS CHARGING IN!
Cheeze Nacho: Don’t worry The Pink ice is coming on!
*Night Warriors charge in and throws MILLIONS of grenades*
Tan: TAKE COVER!!!!!!
Kenneth: ALL ACP TAKE COVER!!!!!
*Nachos and ACP takes cover*
Cheeze Nacho: The Pink Ice Army is now on.
Tan: Great!
*Pink Ice Army Throws Sun grenades*
Cheeze Nacho: GUYS KEEP ON THROWING SUN GRENADES!!!
Tan: GOOD JOB,BUT THE WAR ISNT OVER!
*NW Throws Night Bombs*
Kenneth: TAKE COVER!!!
Tan: GUYS,JOKE BOMB NW AND THE BLACK ALLIANCE!!
Flipper: JOKE BOMB NW AND THE BLACK ALLIANCE!!
Vendetta[NW Leader]: NW,E+9 WAR FACES! THIS IS THE WORLD WAR WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
*Nachos And ACP Joke bombs NW and black alliance*
*NW Does E+9*
Tan: Looks like this has been turning out as A World War.
Kenneth: Yes I agree with you Tan.
Cheeze Nacho: GUYS E+9 BOMB NW AND BLACK ALLIANCE NOW!!!!
*Pink Ice Does E+9 Bomb at NW*
Vendetta: GUYS KEEP ON DOING E+9
Tan: GUYS LETS FINISH THIS OFF,E+9 BOMB NOW
Flipper: E+9 BOMB!!!!!!!
Cheeze Nacho: E+9 BOMB!!!!!
*ACP,Nachos,And The Pink Ice Does E+9 Bomb At Night Warriors And The Black Alliance*
Tan: Great Job nachos! And Kenneth,I lied.
Kenneth: WHAT?!?
Flipper: :O
Tan: Thank you for helping
Kenneth: Tan you big liar!
Flipper: Wow Tan,Thats really unfair
Tan: Lol,Cya now.
Kenneth: YOU BIG LIAR!!! :O
*The Nacho army goes back To the Camp,ACP Goes back to the military base*
*Nachos Camp*
Puckley: That was a world war.
Tan: Yes…
Zippy: I came,I just didn’t talk enough
Tan: Zippy please be talkative sometimes.
*ACP’s Military Base*
Kenneth: Well,At least we won.
Flipper: Yeah.
Oagalthorp: Has any one of you found Mr.Eddy yet?
Kenneth: Uhh,No?
Oagalthorp: Then Find him.
Flipper: Okay.
Iasgae56: Oagalthorp,I found Mr.Eddy
Oagalthorp: Where?
Kenneth: ……
Flipper: …
Iasgae56: Hes in the forest….
Oagalthorp: Ias,Ill give you a acp team,First shoot Mr.Eddy’s leg. I want him Alive.
Iasgae56: Okay.
*Iasgae and his acp team goes to Mr.Eddy’s range*
Iasgae56: Guys,Get your snipers ready.
Mr.Eddy: *sighs*
*ACP Team Soldier 1 Shoots Mr.Eddy’s leg By sniper*
Mr.Eddy: Aaaaaah!!!
Iasgae56: Well well well,Eddy.
*Iasgae56 takes Mr.Eddy to the ACP military Base*
Oagalthorp: Did you find Mr.Eddy,Iasgae?
Iasgae56: Yes,Hes right here.
Oagalthorp: Good,I will have him punished Severely.
PART 3: Sweet Cheese Revenge
By: Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
Note: Hola Nachos! Or whatever army you’re from! This story is fiction, meaning it’s fake. So don’t take this seriously. I was inspired by Hockey’s stories and everyone else’s. So I made this piece of digital paper! Enjoy reading! ~Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
Previously from Chapter 2: Unforgettable war and Lemons for the Champions.
“CPAC CENTRAL BATTLE NEWS
NACHO LEADER: PERSON1233 SHOT!
One of the most famous leaders of Club Penguin history has been shot today, at 4:12 pm in the afternoon. The shot was from the famous Kenneth1000 and along with Flipper7706. Person was rushed to the hospital…
See more.”
*Club Penguin National Hospital*
“Is he gonna be okay?” Zippy asked staring at Person. The doctor shrugged, “Maybe, he was shot near the heart. He could have been dead by now.” He said. Puckley shivered and saluted slowly at Person,
“Damn those ACP rouges. They’ve gone too far.” He whispered angrily. “P-p-puckley…” Person wheezed. “Yes me lord?” Puckley chuckled. Person frowned weakly, “Y-y-our the l-l-leader… until I g-get b-better.” He said. “Ehhh, Okay?” Puckley said. “Guys! I heard they had food at the cafeteria!” Shab exclaimed grabbing a plate. “I hope they have lemons in there!” Puckley said excitedly.
“Okay Boys, I’ve got some grub here and any shit you wanna eat.” The lunch lady said. Shab grabbed a cheeseburger. Zippy stared at Shab, “Don’t you get tired of eating that?!”
“Nonsense Zip! I am Shab! The guy who eats cheeseburgers at the corner…” Shab yelled. Puckley was drinking his lemonade, thinking of what Person said.
Y-y-our the l-l-leader… until I g-get b-better. The words echoed through his lemony ears. Just then, Linkin interrupted him.
“Jesus Linkin! Don’t you ever say Hi or Hello?” Puckley exclaimed. “You’re in charge?” Linkin asked. Puckley nodded. “HELL ARE YOU LUCKY, YOU WERE CHOSEN BY THE PERSON1233!” Linkin shouted.
Puckley chuckled. “Damn am I lucky.”
*ACP CAMP*
“Damn it! Damn the Nachos! Damn them all!” Kenneth roared. Flipper stood up from his chair, “What the hell is wrong with you? Person was shot, aren’t you darn happy?!” he yelled. “You imbecile! I wanted that Person DEAD! DESEASED! DOGGONE AWAY!” he protested. He grabbed the CPAC Battle newspaper and threw it at Flipper’s face.
“If I had aimed properly that guy should be dancing with the clouds!” he shouted. “Wow, you’re REALLY overreacting. It all happened because of your ass getting shot.” Flipper rolled his eyes.
“I won’t stop! I’m also not gonna stop until I find Waldo!” Kenneth added. “The Nachos won too much, it’s our turn…”
*CP Hospital*
“Guys, I think we should go now.” Zippy said staring at his watch. “ZOMG, WAIT! IMMA NOT YET DONE ON MAH CH3EZBRGR!” Shab yelled. “Get the fuck out now.” Puckley ordered. “Yes me lord.” Shab answered saluting him. Puckley smiled and grabbed a lemon on his pocket and gave it to the lunchlady. “You can have it.”
They arrived back at Fjord. They saw Pringle running around screaming, “BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!” Pringle yelled.
“Who the heck can speak Bonk here?” Zippy asked. Puckley raised his hand. Puckley talked to the cracked Pringle. Puckley nodded his head.
“He’s high.” Puckley noted.
*CP Hospital*
“I wonder how the Nachos are doing…” Person thought to himself. He dreamt of something on his head. It showed Puckley making a snow angel out of lemons. “GAAAAAAAASSPPP!” Person yelled. His blood pressure started getting lower. The doctor saw it. “Nurse Regina! Give me the thingies that look like an Iron!” he shouted.
“Yes me lord.” The nurse replied. After that he rubbed it together, “CLEAR!!!” he yelled and zapped it on Person’s chest. “AAAAAAAAAUGGGGGHH!” Person screamed.
*Nachos camp*
“I hate you, you hate me! Let’s get together and kill Kenny.” Shab sang, “With a shotgun there and Kenneth on the floor, ACP is here no more!” Puckley turned around, “OH MY GAWD, YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!” He screamed. Shab chuckled.
“Barney parodies FTW!” Linkin yelled.
2 days passed and Puckley and Aka thought they should go to the Coffee Shop and talk. So they arrived at the town. A beggar appeared, “Spare change? Spare change sir?” A homeless penguin pleaded holding a can in his flippers. Aka felt sorry for him and gave him 10 coins. Puckley gave him a lemon. Then Aka and Puckley went to the coffee shop. The beggar smiled and turned away, then he grabbed something from his pocket.
It was a cellphone.
“Sir… I spotted Leader Puckley and Aka, they’re heading to the coffee shop, should I go after them?” the penguin whispered to the phone.
“Of course Jet! Follow them, but don’t be seen. Tell me what they’re planning later on.” The voice on the other side demanded. Jet turned off the phone and wore his hoodie. He opened the door and covered his face with his hood. He sat down on the couch and pretended to read the newspaper. Puckley and Aka were on the other couch.
“So about the shot…” Aka started. “Hell was that scary, I thought we would lose Person at that point!” Puckley exclaimed. Jet chuckled quietly and continued to read.
“I’ve been planning on bombing them… just to get back the ‘De Ja Vu’ thing… what do you think?” Aka said. “Bomb who?” Puckley asked.
“ACP”
A waitress with blonde hair went to Puckley and Aka, “What can I get you?” she said grabbing a notebook and a pencil. “Coffee.” Aka answered. “Lemonade” replied Puckley.
She nodded and 3 minutes later she gave them what they ordered. She spotted Jet.
“What can I get you sir?” she asked. Jet carefully placed down the newspaper, making sure Puckley and Aka didn’t see him. “I’ll have mocha frap.” Jet said silently.
“Sure thing sir- Wait a minute… aren’t you the famous General Jet from the Army of Club Penguin?” the waitress asked loudly. Puckley was heard it, he turned around. “JET?!” He exclaimed.
“I… erm… uh, no?” Jet lied. Aka stood up, “How dare you spy on us?! Have you heard everything we said!?” Aka shouted. Jet fell silent. The waitress stepped back. “Please, do be careful with the volume of your voice here, you’re scaring the customers!” she trembled. “Oh I’m sorry, it’s not like the customers here are freaking babies with putrid diapers!” Puckley added. Aka grabbed a gun from his pocket.
“Get out now Jet, or else I’ll kill the living shit out of you.” Aka said while aiming his gun.
Jet ran away, he tripped and left something behind. Puckley picked it up. “What the heck is this?” he murmured. It looked like a credit card if some sort and at the tip it said ACP.
“This is just like Scooby-Doo now!” Aka added while scratching his head. “I think we should examine this later Puck.” Aka said. Puckley nodded and they headed out. The waitress was still frozen.
They went back to the base, Linkin was playing ‘Where’s Waldo’. “Damn this game, I can’t even find Waldo!” Linkin yelled. Joker, Zippy and Ads were playing Monopoly. “Ehh Ads? When did you get here?” Aka said confusingly. “Do not question the almighty Ads, Aka…” Ads replied. “Haha! You stepped on my lot Zippy, pay up!” Joker laughed. “Ugh, I hate this game, can’t we play Chess instead?!” Zippy moaned. “Chess are for geeks!” Joker replied.
“I play Chess, Joker….” Ads murmured.
“I found this card here… do you know what it does?” Puckley said showing the card to Ads. “Holy crap! That must be a Monopoly credit card! Gimme that it’s mine now!” Joker wooed. “NO JOKER, It’s not a fucking credit card!” Puckley replied.
“Dammit…” Joker muttered
“OHAIDERE” Police said.
“Why the fuck are these people popping out of nowhere?” Zippy yelled. Police shrugged and grabbed the card. “Maybe for more attention?” Police replied.
“This is a pass card; I think you could use this to spy on ACP.” Police added. “Oh, now are hopes are going high!” Linkin scowled. “We should spy on ACP! But I’m taking a few Nachos.” Puckley reminded.
“MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!” A troop yelled. “No” Puck exclaimed. He picked Joker, Linkin, Shab, Ads and Aka and Police. “Why aren’t we coming?” Zippy and Billy and all the others wailed. “You have to defend the base, here, some shotguns will do.” Aka said. “WOOT, SHOTGUNS!” Billy yelled happily. Ads smiled and they all left.
*Deep in the Forest (Near the ACP base)*
The boys were hiding near the trees. “Okay guys, we have to be really quiet…” Ads whispered. “AAAA-CHOO!!!” Linkin sneezed. “Shush! Didn’t you listen to me?!” he said. Shab chuckled. “We have to crawl just so the ACP soldiers won’t see us easily.” Puckley noted. They crawled under the trees avoiding the ACP soldiers a few feet away from them. Joker crawled under the bush and it began to rustle.
“Hey, ya hear that?” An ACP troop asked. “Yeah, kinda sounds like it came from there.” Another replied, pointing to a bush. “I’m gonna check it, just in case.” The first one said going near the shady bush. “Think Joker! Think!” Joker thought to himself. He got an idea. “Uh… Tweet Tweet? Chirp Chirp!” he said loudly trying to imitate a bird’s sound.
“Oh, it’s just a bird!” The ACP troop said, he didn’t even bother to look closely.
“Dumb ACPs….” Police chuckled. They continued on crawling. Finally they reached the base. A huge metal door was in front of them; at the top were ACP troops. “Let’s shoot ‘em!” Shab grinned.
“No! You’ll give away our position! We have to think of something else…” Joker reminded. They thought for a second and Puckley had an idea. “I have an idea!” he whispered. “If it’s about Lemons again…” Aka muttered. “…No? We just have to LOOK like ACP! Shab, give me the branches and leaves, maybe some green facepaint.”
After a few minutes the Nachos were done and disguised themselves as ACP soldiers. Puckley had a leaf made Viking helmet with twigs as the horns. Aka wore a hula skirt with a green leaf-made hockey shirt. The rest were the same. “Uhh, Hello soldier!” Police said happily. “Hey guy! Wait a minute, are you really from ACP?” The troop asked. “Uh, y-yeah we are! We just recruited so we’re kinda new.” Ads explained. The troop stared at them for 5 seconds with a suspicious look.
“Okay then! Can I see your pass card?” he said. “W-what?” Shab stammered. He got nervous. “You’re pass card, you do have one right?” the troop repeated. Suddenly Puckley remembered something, “Yeah! We do.” Puckley said. He grabbed the card from his pocket, the one that Jet dropped. “Hmm… Okay! You’re all set! Have fun in ACP new rookies!” the troop welcomed. The Nachos smiled and went in, the heavy metal door closed at the back of them. “Shit! I thought we were dead.” Linkin sweated. “IKR, We couldn’t have been jailed for that.” Shab added. “No use of that, we have to see what Oagal, Kenneth and Jet are doing.” Puckley and Aka replied.
They walked to the shiny hallways and saw a sign to the left, “Captain’s Room”. “Wow, ACP really wants you to know where they are, what if the whole Nacho clan was here? XD” Joker laughed silently. They went to the left and sure enough, there was a small window on the door, letting the Nachos peer in.
They saw Kenneth, Flipper and Jet.
“Now what are they doing…” Police murmured.
Part 4 coming soon.
-Another day.. another War-
By: Fido1625
It had been a long day back at the Nacho Camp in White House, It was 11:15pm and most of the Nachos dozed off. Suddenly, a Watex Warrior appeared behind the bush infront of Tom Wolf’s tent. Tom woke up and loaded his AK-47 as self defence, the Watex Warriors rose on his feet and shouted ”FEVER HU AKHBAR!!” and started firing randomly in the sky. Tom tried to stay quiet and sneaked out of the tent to aware Zippy. ”ZIPPY!” he whispered. ”Ehhhh hi there,” he spoke half asleep. ”A WW has found our base and they have gathered groups to surround our camps!” he whispered. ”Get my Sombrero quick!” he yelled. ”SSSSH!!” whispered Tom. ”Oops sorry” said Zippy.
Zippy grabbed his Sombrero and woke up the others. The Nachos loaded their snowball machines and waited for Tom’s command to charge. ”CHARGE!!!!!” yelled Tom. 8 Nachos from each tent went charging out screaming ”NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS” ”FEVER BACK TO TUNDRA.” Tom spotted Fever in the corner trying to dis-able the Snowball Machine. ”HEY!” shouted Tom. ”Oh hey Tom, wheres Jerry?” he chuckled. ”Oh haha,” replied Tom with his eyes narrowed.
The Watex Warriors were growing as numbers of fans of Fever came to join in the ambush on the Nachos. ”FIRE!” shouted Linkin. Snowballs went flying over Fort Linkin in southern White House. ”NEVER SHALL WE SURRENDER!” yelled Fever. Civillians went running and screaming, all civillians not participating in the war got evacuated to Tuxedo where there was no war-zone.
Hours went by, all you could hear was Screaming and shouting. The Nachos planned one last charge to wipe out the WW and kick them out of White House and send them back to Tundra. ”ON 3 WE’LL CHARGE THOSE ORANGE TURDS,” commanded Person. ”1… 2… 3..!! CHARGE!!!!!!” shouted Person. Sombreros went flying, Winged Helmets went clashing.. after the charge most of the WW had ran away or died, the remaining WW surrendered under no leadership. Another war had been won by the Nachos. As an ordinary day at the base followed…
Moral: Never step foot on White House If you’re a enemey.
-The End-
War Over Mammoth The nacho troops were going to mammoth Puck was talking to zippy. Then acp came out of no where. Puck said Acp out loud. Then acp started firing at the nachos. Then nachos started firing back. Person saw oagal and got out a sword and ran up to him. Then oagal got out his sword. Then ended up having a sword fight. Puck ran to the nachos saying joke attack them. Then nachos followed. pucks orders then after joke attacking them. acp did the same thing. Then acp clones came out of no where. Nachos said thats cheating. Puck threw a lemon at oagal. Oagal said owwwwww and started crying out loud. Every nacho and acp started laughing at oagal then got back to fighting. Nachos said no mercy. Acp started outnumbering the nachos. Nachos were thinking on chat if they should surrender. Then uma and iw came out of no where to help nachos. Acp joke attacked iw then iw logged off. Uma got out there guns and fired at acp. Nachos had 67 nachos dead and 107 left. Puck got into a tank and started firing at acp. Puck started to scare some acp off. Person was fighting oagal and he was kicking his ass. Then zippy threw a bomb at Fort57 fell to the ground and was badly injured. Then he died. Zippy was like good throw. Puck got out of his tank and got out his machine gun at fired at acp. Then oagal kick person to the ground then fiddy uma leader came and started fighting oagal. And fiddy kicked oagal to the ground this time oagal said acp retreat and acp logged off. Then All of the nachos said victory. See part 2 later
The Clearance Of Light Troops By Spiderguy22
On a Evening Day,The Nachos Has marched through the land Of Light troops,and killed the Light Troops. They Marched down the pathways of LT,And Annihilated All of the troops. Light Troops tries to bring allies,But None would help.
After The March Of Annihilation,The ACP Attempts to Ambush The Nacho Army. But Failed.
Kenneth Walks down the hall of ACP’s Achievements. Flipper walks down too,And then they both tripped.
Kenneth: Watch where you’re going,Flipper!
Flipper: Sorry,Didn’t see you coming there.
*Nacho Camp*
Puckley: Good Job On The March Of Annihilation,We eliminated all of the troops thats in Light troops. In exchange for doing a good Job,I will give you each a Lemon.
Zippy: Uhh,Puckley,You do know I don’t like lemons,right?
Puckley: Lemons taste good,you dunderhead.
Zippy: Dunderhead?,How about Lemonhead.
Tan: Stop fighting over Rewards,We did Good on the march of annihilation,now we are planning,The Clearance Of Light troops,meaning that this will be the end Of Light troops,and LT being forced to surrender and Die.
Puckley: Good Thinking,The Clearance Of Light troops will be scheduled. After that,The CPAC Will remove off LT from 7th Place.
Zippy: Yeah,This might kill the light troops,and they will be in extinction.
Tan Announces The Clearance Of Light troops,to finish Of Light troops ocne and for all,and To End this deadly war. After Tan announces the clearance of light troops,The nachos was ambushed By ACP,With the Team Leader,Iasgae56.
Iasgae56: ACP SOLDIERS,ELIMINATE THE REMAINING NACHOS!!!!
Puckley: OMG,SOLDIERS ATTACK!!!!!!!!1
Nacho Army: CHARGE!!!!
*Puckley Shoots ACP Soldier With Machine Gun*
*Iasgae45 kills 23 soldiers by shotgun*
*ACP Soldiers kill 8 Nacho Soldiers*
*Nacho Army Kills 108 ACP Soldiers By Chaingun*
Puckley: FALL BACK TO THE FORT!,TOO MUCH ACP COVERING US!!
Tan: Ah. I see why they came. They want payback from The Lie I made. XP
Zippy: You are really sometimes a Fool,you know.
*Nachos Retreats To The Forts Of The Nacho Army*
Iasgae56: We lost 108 Soldiers…wow. ALL ACP,GET THE TANKS AND BLOW OFF THE FORT!
ACP Commanders: Yes sir!
*ACP Commander Uses Tank and fires at the middle of the fort*
Tan: This is bad,Really really bad.
Puckley: You said it…. ALL NACHO SOLDIERS,BRING IN THE REINFORCEMENTS,BRING IN THE HELICOPTERS TO BOMB OUT THE TANKS,AND BRING IN ARMORED TANKS TO CHARGE ON THE ACP TEAM,LED BY IASGAE56!
Nacho Army Soldiers: YES SIR!!
*Reinforcements come in,the Nacho army gets 120+,The helicopters roam around the tanks and threw bombs,and the armored tanks charge through and kills 100+ soldiers Of ACP*
Iasgae56: RETREAT BACK TO THE NACHO’S CAMP! WE GOT 100+ SOLDIERS LEFT!!!!
*ACP Retreats back to the nacho camp*
Tan: ALL NACHO SOLDIERS,CHARGE THROUGH TO OUR CAMP AND FINISH THEM OFF! ALL HELICOPTERS AND TANKS,FIRE!
*The Nacho Army Charges in their camp,and kills all the acp soldiers but Iasgae56,Helicopters roam around the camp and fires at the remaining soldiers,And The Tanks fire on the location of the remaining ACP Soldiers*
*Puckley Shoots ACP soldiers with Assault Rifle*
Iasgae56: Were losing,I suggest we retreat,ALL REMAINING SOLDIERS,RETREAT!!!!
*2 ACP Soldiers retreat with Iasgae56*
Tan: We won,But we couldve done better,to get 130+. The only reason why we didn’t max that much because They Ambushed us.
Puckley: Don’t worry,At least we won.
Zippy: Agreed.
Tan: The March Of Clearance Will start tomorrow,I suggest you gear,pack and put in guns,and other stuff you want to put in Today.
*ACP Camp*
The 2 ACP Soldiers and Iasgae56 Rush through the pathways,and arrived to ACP’s Military Base. Iasgae56 told what happened to the ambush,Kenneth and flipper was unhappy to hear it.
Kenneth: What?!? You failed again,Iasgae56.
Flipper: Indeed,Iasgae,you need some more training on NOT to fail on these important Missions.
Kenneth: Yes,what Flipper said. And Basically,I found what Nachos is doing,they scheduled “The Clearance Of Light Troops”. It’s about LT’s extinction,and the nachos killing them,to finish them Once and for all.
Flipper: Ehhhh,Do we really need to hear that though?
Iasgae56: I will not fail again,and we did pretty good pushing off the nachos.
Kenneth: Might actually be true..
After Iasgae56 reported to Flipper and Kenneth,The Day As come,The Nachos woke up,and started marching through LT’s empire,and marching through the grounds,and also the pathways.
*Nachos March Through the pathways to enter LT’s Empire*
Puckley: MARCH DOWN THE PATHWAYS,AND ELIMINATE ALL THE LIGHT TROOPS!!!!
*The Nachos Eliminates The Light Troops*
*All The Nachos takes control of LT’s empire,Every Light troop was taken out and eliminated*
Tan: WE NOW OWN ALL OF LT’S EMPIRE!!!!! WE HAVE WON!!!!
*The Nacho army cheers for victory*
The Nachos have completly controlled over LT’s empire,The ACP attempts to ambush Nachos AGAIN. What will happen next?
To Be Continued………
he Disappearance Of Puckley
By: Spiderguy22
Book I: The Disappearance Starts Now.
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A Saturday sunny morning,it was Puckley’s birthday. Everyone celebrated as Puckley counted is lemons. After Counting his lemons,He Had 199 lemons!
Tan: Puckley,Are you happy that you got 199 lemons?
Puckley: Yes!,Im Extremly Happy!
*Tan Whispers to Ads*
Tan(whispering): I dont know why Puck even likes lemons.
Ads(whispering): Read the biography Of Puckley By Time689.
Tan(whispering): Okay.I’ll read later though.
*Tan Stops whispering to Ads*
Puckley: Mmmmm,These Lemons are tasty!!!!
Zippy: Weird. ._.
*ACP’s Military Base*
Kenneth: We need a plan,By taking Nachos over here,we could outnumber them.
Flipper: I GOT IT!Puckley is a nacho leader. If we capture him and bring him to the ACP’s military base,and then The Nachos will start searching for them. And if they possibly found ACP’s military base,they wil lfight us.
Kenneth: Great Thinking Flipper. I will send out Squad 1 to search for Puckley.
Flipper: Okay.
*Kenneth Sends out Squad Number 1.*
ACP Squad 1 Leader: Allright Team,MOVE OUT AND FIND PUCKLEY IN THE NACHO CAMP,GO GO GO!!!
Squad 1 Troops: Yes sir!
*The Team goes the nacho camp,while Person sees the squad moving.*
Person: Oh no,Puckley is in danger. I must go.
*Person Runs through the forests to find the nacho camp*
ACP Squad 1 Leader: We’re Here. SOLDIERS,SEARCH THROUGH THE TENTS TO FIND PUCKLEY!!!
*Person jumps out*
Person: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
*Person shoots ACP Squad 1 Soldier with Assault Rifle*
*Meanwhile On Puckley’s Tent*
Puckley: What was that shooting? I will call The Nacho soldiers to figure it.
*Puckley sends out 100+ nacho soldiers*
Nacho Soldier: What the,Its Person1233. He retired nachos in the year,2008. (if thats not true,just pretend it was true).
Nacho Soldiers: MOVE OUT TEAM,ATTACK THE ACP SQUAD 1!
*Nacho Soldiers shoots ACP squad 1 soldiers*
ACP Squad 1 Leader: OH GOD,GUYS USE YOUR SNIPER RIFLE!
*Person steps on ACP Squad 1 soldier’s hand when almost shooting*
ACP Squad 1 Soldier: Oww My hand,GET OFF ME YOU RETIRED B*TCH!!!
Person: I won’t.
*Person Throws ACP Squad 1 soldier out of the battle*
Nacho Soldier: LETS GO GUYS,TAKE OUT THE REMAINING ACP SQUAD 1 SOLDIERS!!!
*The Nacho Solders Eliminates The Remaining Soldiers*
Puckley: Wait,was that Person1233?,The Retired Nacho Leader?
Nacho Soldier: Yes it was,He left back to the forests.
*ACP’s Military Camp*
Kenneth: I wonder how Squad 1 Is doing.
*Uses Spy Computer to look for Squad 1*
Kenneth: Omg. The Nachos is really tough,they even beat Squad 1!.
Flipper: Send Squad 2. They have stealth powers.
Kenneth: Allright.
*Kenneth Sends Squad 2*
ACP Squad 2 Leader: MEN,PUT ON YOUR STEALTH POWERS!
*All ACP soldiers in Squad 2 activates Stealth Powers*
ACP Squad 2 Soldiers: GO GO GO,MOVE ON!!!
*ACP Squad 2 goes in nacho camp,and grabs Puckley from Puckley’s Tent*
ACP Squad 2 Leader: Good Job,We have to put Puckley On The ACP’s Military Base.
*ACP Squad 2 Returns The ACP Military Base*
ACP Squad 2 Leader: Kenneth,We got Puckley.
*Throws Puckley*
Kenneth: Good Job,but the problem is,Hes sleeping. But still,this is working out.
Book II: The Nacho Army Looks For Puckley Through the forests.
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After The Disappearance of Puckley, The Nacho army leaders was shocked, and sent about 150+ troops to look out for Puckley, But so far, Nothing was found.
Tan: LETS GO NACHOS, FIND PUCKLEY!!!!! SEARCH THE WHOLE ENVIRONMENT!!!!!
Ads: I don’t understand. What is going on?, Why did Puckley Disappear like this?
Fido: I don’t know, and anyways, I’m The New Nacho 3rd In Command. =D
Tan: Okay, Nice. Anyways, ALL NACHOS, KEEP LOOKING!!!!
*The Nacho Army Marches through the forests, while ACP plans out their movements*
Kenneth: This is working out great, In ths rate, The Nachos are completly Outnumbered.
Flipper: Kenneth, We will outnumber The Nacho army. They will fall to our nees.
Kenneth: *knees
Flipper: Oh yeah, XD.
Kenneth: Anyways, Lets Continue Spying on the nachos.
Flipper: Okay.
*ACP Spys On The Nacho army, while The nachos search through the pathways of the forests, to look for Puckley*
Tan: Don’t worry Guys, We will find Puckley, No matter what happens, Puckley is our Main source.
Zippy: No matter what happens? Even if the world ends?
Tan: No, you dunderhead.
Fido: Lol, Dunderhead is the famous word for calling someone an Idiot. XP
Ads: Uh, Really?
Fido: Yes, you dunderhead.
Ads: you calling a leader a dunderhead?
Fido: Oops sorry. DX
Tan: Guys, I’d rather focus on Puckley than making jokes. ._.
Ads: Tan is right, KEEP LOOKING FOR PUCKLEY!!
After hours and hours, The Nacho Army didn’t find Puckley. They’re disappointed as hell.
Book III: Puckley Escapes From The ACP Military Base.
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The nacho army went their way back to the camp, But The ACP Plans to ambush Nachos now.
Tan: Lets go back to the camp, we must rest after spending time finding Puckley. But nowhere was found.
Ads: I guess you’re right Tan. Lets go.
Zippy: Wow, I really Miss Puckley. He was the best leader on Nacho History.
Tan: What about me?
Zippy: ….. Idk.
Ads: Whatever, Its Zippy’s Opinion.
*ACP’s Military Camp*
Puckley: Really, I fell for that. -_-
ACP Guard: Shut Up Nacho Macho n00b.
Puckley: I was Nacho Leader in 2008, and you call me a n00b?
ACP Guard: Who really cares you’re the nacho leader since 2008. If I were you, I’d just Shut up with my mouth Zipped.
Puckley: ….
*ACP Guard Sleeps*
Puckley: I gotta get out before any ACP spots me, this might be the perfect time.
*Puckley Tries To Break Through The Door, and worked*
Puckley: Woot, I better go now.
*ACP Main Room*
Kenneth: We got Puckley Captured, The Former Nacho Leader that was in 2008.
Flipper: Yes, We may win the war against Nachos.
*Puckley Jumps*
Puckley: WRONG IDEA!
Kenneth: wtf you escaped! D:
Flipper: ACP, GET HIM!
*ACP Tries to Get Puckley*
Puckley: DIE MOTHAF*CKERS!!!
*Puckley Shoots All of the ACP soldiers who tries to get him*
Puckley: Okay, Better Escape, SEE YA ACP MOTHAF*CKER N00BS!!
*Puckley Jumps through the ACP military Base, and runs*
Book IV: The Nacho Army Sees Puckley
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As Puckley Escapes The ACP’s Military Base, He runs back to the nacho camp.
*Puckley Runs through the forests, and arrives to the Nacho Camp*
Tan: OMG PUCK, ITS YOU!!!!
Ads: Yes, Its Puckley Allright.
Zippy: Yay.
Puckley: Guys I was captured, But I escaped.
Tan: Wow, At least you escaped though. Lol.
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Puckley Returns to the nacho camp, But what will ACP Do? They will send More Squads to hunt For Puckley.
-The End-
The title of the story was “The Disappearance of Puckley” Not “he” sorry.
By Rawkinman. WARNING: STORY WITH A MORAL.
*inside Nachos Space Control Bunker, deep under Zipline’s famous Lemon Factory*
Ken and Person stared at the screen in disbelief. Flipper walked in.
“This alarm better be damn well worth it. May God have mercy on your soul if it’s because somebody stood on a lemon.”
Ken shook his head. “It’s even worse than that. We’ve lost control of all our space shuttles. Not only that, but we have no idea where they are!”
A nacho troop shouted “Sir! An airborne object is hurtling towards the Zipline City Hall! I think it’s the shuttle!”
Suddenly, Rawkinman’s face appeared on the wall screen.
” Good afternoon, generals. As you can see, I’ve completely hijacked your entire space network. Good luck with protecting your buildings from them.”
Suddenly, there was a loud crash. The City Hall was crushed!
“Send up the Air Force!” shouted Person.
“Yes sir” said a captain.
*High above Zipline’s downtown district*
Nachos Air Force planes flew across the sky.
“There’s only one way to destroy them.” said a pilot.
He flew far below a shuttle. He pressed the ejector seat, flew up to the shuttle, jumped off his seat and into the shuttle cockpit. He fiddled with the controls until a question appeared on his screen.
‘Are you sure you wish to self-destruct all shuttles?’
*Rawkinman Laboratories, Rawkinman Tower, Downtown Zipline.*
Hundreds of ACP troops burst into Rawkinman Laboratories.
“GET YOUR HANDS UP. NOW!” shouted Ken.
Rawkinman smirked. “Too late. The shuttles will crash into every landmark in this city.”
That was when every single shuttle in the sky exploded spectacularly. Rawkinman looked defeated. “Ah. Slight problem. Nevertheless, I can still… do nothing. Take me awaaay!”
Ken didn’t think so.
“Join us or go to maximum security. Your choice.”
Need I say more? The moral is, ACP and Nachos can work together, and change baddies into goodies (XD) .
Haha! That’s amazing!
The ‘Lol’ stories of Nachos. XD
PMSL!!
epic stories xD
Make a story about me XD I got called to battle on my first full day since i went inactive 3 years ago
Book 1 The begining of the Nachos
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Chapter 1 The Maker of The Nachos
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There was a penguin named Person1233. He wanted to make a army.
He thought of the name Nachos He made the website and some
Penguins joined The Nachos. There names were Baseball 1043/
Pengum20211/Tom Wolf and Happy Ree.The Nachos went to chat.
to have a meeting.They meet everyone well Baseball1043 and
Pengum20211 were friends before the nachos so they met Tom Wolf
and Happy Ree.Person1233 Edited the website and he posted this
Dear Nachos we have our very first battle against the Pink Mafias
the server is going to be on FJORD our captail lets win this.
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Chapter 2 The War
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It was the day of there first battle they had there guns ready bombs
ready they went to the snow forts in a line doing war faces.Were is
the Pink Mafias Baseball1043 said. We don’t know Person said
tom wolf was running into a fort because he told us the Pink Mafias
were in the town! so we when to hide in the fort the Pink Mafias came
in to the Snow Forts. There is only 4 of them.Baseball told everyone
then Pengum told everyone we have 5. Happy Ree said your right
Tom Wolf threw a bomb at a Pink Mafia.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
it blew up 1 Pink Mafia the nachos charged at the Pink Mafias.They
both got in a line Nachos were doing E+1 while Pink Mafias were doing
Cakes.
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Chapter 3 The End Of The War
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Baseball shot a Pink Mafia. 3 left Person said. The Pink Mafias were
doing a joke bomb. when they were done all the rest of Pink Mafias
were shooting The Nachos went in there fort they stopped shooting
then pengum killed 2 more. 1 more left .All The Nachos threw a
bomb BOOOOOOOOOOM he was dead. Nachos Win!!!!!
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Chapter 4 the congrates
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All Nachos went on chat Person said the was awesome! good job
today guys keep it up!
The End
Book 2 Nachos Vs Army Of Club Penguin
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Chapter 1 The Post
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Person wrote a post saying.Army Of Club Penguin wanted war against
us on Monday.Everyone got on chat.Person said we have a battle
against Army Of Club Penguin tomorrow.We got 3 new soldiers there
names were.Popy Caster3/Shadow2446 and Lilgrka.
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Chapter 2 The Battle
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It was Monday and The Nachos went on to mammoth with 8 soldiers
Army Of Club Penguin had also 8 soldiers.All the Nachos went to there
base and Army Of Club Penguin went to there base.The Nachos
lighted a cannon at Army Of Club Penguin’s Base Boooooooom
5 Army Of Club Penguin Soldiers died. Both armies went to the snow
forts.Baseball 1043 got in the Cat tank!Pengum20211 got a gun
Army Of Club Penguin starts shooting Nachos the cat tank went boom
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Baseball was so injured he went back to the base.Pengum was about
to kill the rest of Army Of Club Penguin but they surrendered Nachos
Won!
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Chapter 3 Is Baseball Alright?
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All Nachos went to the base.Pengum was really worried he ran back
to the base.Baseball was on a bed bleeding.Person asked are you
ok Baseball? Baseball said a little the doctor said i will fell better
Wednesday.Pengum now hated the Army Of Club Penguin so did
Baseball.2 days later Baseball felt much better all Nachos were happy
that they beat Army Of Club Penguin and they were also happy that
Baseball felt better
The End
Lone Wolf by: Brett1601
I was bleeding like hell. I was stranded on a ghost planet, alone, or was I? I was on Earth. The year was 3029. Earth became a ghost planet after the zombie virus started settling in. I was in a crashed Hind. My armor was covered in zombie blood. My P90 had practically no ammo, and it was only me. I knew there were fellow Nachos out there, so i kept looking. There were ACP zombies all around, considering I was at their old base. I blasted all of their brainless skulls one by one. I then ran out of ammo. Then, i heard a voice. i turned around. It was Wolfie. i asked him what he was doing on the planet. “Fighting for my life” he responded. he gave me an ammo clip. “Let’s go” I said. We then ran of, loaded, and ready to go in the howling darkness.
The End
Message: Always have an Ally
ACP ACP APC ACP
Pucks lemons by lootking.one day puck got some fresh lemons from his lemon tree and then he sucked on it all day and his teath fell out and he was forced to retireThe end*wary*
Nachos Vs Ninjas
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Chapter 1 Ninjas invade Fjord
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One day when the Nachos were bigger then there last battle vs Acp
The Ninjas invaded Fjord.Person said ALL ON FJORD NOW!
FJORD TOWN! Not that many Nachos were there yet but then they got
20 but the Ninjas had 50! ATTACK! Ninjas leader said The Nachos
started shooting Ninjas.Then more Nachos the Nachos got now 35!
wow a few weeks and there huge!
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Chapter 2 The Battle!
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Both armies went into the dock the Ninjas had 55 ONLINE! The Nachos
were getting 40 now Baseball1043 got into the Cat Tank while
The Ninjas were now getting 60 and they did a massive joke bomb
on us.We were weak but then the cat tank was not working so Baseball
got out and planned a bomb more Nachos came the Nachos have now
45.Come on Person and Tanman said Joke Bomb on 3! 1 2 3! NOW!
we joked bomb the ninjas some Ninjas dodged the attack! The Nachos
now have 50 while the Ninjas had 68.Crap we have no change said
Pengum20211.Your Right! ALL NACHOS GO TO THE BASE NOW!
The Nachos went to the base to plan a attack.
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Chapter 3 The Big Bomb!
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Nachos Leaders Tanman and Person said this we need a now attack
I GOT IT! Puckley Said we do an e-1 then a e-3 then an e-9
then to finish them a massive joke bomb but we need 60 Nachos
for that.That is PERFECT WE ALL SAID! then we got more Nachos we
had 65 Nachos while the Ninjas had 75 so they went to the dock and
did there e-1 then there e-3 then there e-9 then they did a MASSIVE
joke bomb! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all Ninjas said. OK we surrender! ok
Now get off our server! Ok ok they logged off and the Nachos won
Nachos Victory is ours AGAIN! WOOHOO we all said and we went
back to the base and logged off.
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Chapter 4 Good Job
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Today was a great day today Nachos way to go!!!!!! see ya next
event!
THE END!
that was book 3 of the series
Book 4 Nachos Vs Ice Warriors
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Chapter 1 Invasion of Ice Warriors
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One day The Nachos were planning a attack on the Ice Warriors
The Nacho air force flew into server Frozen with the cat tank Baseball
was driving the cat tank then they made it to the Ice Warriors Twin-
Towers they knocked them down! Then Ice Warriors leader Iceyfeet
said GUYS GET OUT THERE THE NACHOS ARE INVADING!!! The
Nachos bombed the Ice Warriors base with 500 Ice Warriors and 700
Nachos the Nachos bombed there city! Person said Yes! EVERYONE
LAND THE PLANES! The Nachos landed and then the Ice Warriors
started shooting.10 Nachos were killed so the Nachos now have 690
while the Ice Warriors have now 520.ATTACK said Tanman All Nachos
started shooting.
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Chapter 2 Death lots of it
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Nachos started Shooting BAM BAM BAM BAM! lots of Ice Warriors
were dead but then the ice warriors NUKED us! BOOOOOOOOOOO-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! we had now 30
Nachos left Baseball said to Tanman Lets nuke them Pengum and
all Nachos liked that so the Nachos nuked the Ice Warriors.The Ice
Warriors had 10 people left. More Nachos and Ice Warriors came.
Day 2 The Nachos were shooting all ice warriors just like the
Ice Warriors were shooting all Nachos the Ice Warriors killed Jrp0311!
NOOOOOOO said all Nachos The Nachos had 73 left the Ice Warriors
had 65.Ice Warriors starting shooting us The Nachos dodged the
bullets and started shooting the Ice Warriors lots of Ice Warriors died
the Ice Warriors had 20 Soldiers
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Chapter 3 Victory!
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The Nachos had 73 The Ice Warriors now had 5 because of all that
shooting the Ice Warriors surrendered and left NACHOS VICTORY IS
OURS!!!!!! the Nachos went back to Fjord with a victory.
CPA CENTRAL NEWS THE NACHOS WIN THE BATTLE AGAINST
THE ICE WARRIORS!
THE END!
ehhh ok
Bravo! tell me another story
i hope theres a story with me in it
Nachos Story Time!!!!!
“The Nachos Supreme”
Chapter 1: Extra Salsa
One day Ads was going to Mcdonalds when he passed a Taco Bell.
“What the heck is a taco bell?” Ads said with an odd look on his face
All of the sudden some random guy came out of Taco Bell and was like
“dude how do you not know what taco bell is?”
“Uhh cause i dont tend to google taco bell”
“Well you’ve never been here?”
“No, I wouldnt waste gas on this place.”
“We got all kind of Mexican food here, come in.”
“I would but im on my way to Mcdonalds.”
“You want that garbage?”
“Yes.”
“But their name doesnt make any sense, wtf is a Mcdonalds.”
“Cause your name makes perfect sense?”
“Yeah we serve tacos.”
“WHAT DOES A BELL HALFT TO DO WITH IT THOUGH?”
“Look I didnt come up with the name.”
“Well I’d love to stick around but I’m going to go get some Mcdonalds.”
“We have burritos, and tacos, and nachos here.”
“Look sir I cant I… WAIT DID YOU SAY NACHOS!!!”
“Yes”
Then Ads started going crazy like that bird (at least I think its a bird) from cocoa puff commercials
Then he went inside and ordered nachos. while we was eating his nachos he realized he was out of salsa so he decided to ask for more.
“Excuse me but can I have extra salsa?”
“Sure” the guy at the counter said
Ads then waited for his salsa.
“Sir im sorry we dont have any more salsa.”
Then everyone gasped and started freaking out about it suddenly they all broke out into song.
after the song they were still freaking out but Ads was like
“Dude just order more,”
Then they praised ads like in those ortega commercials.
End of Chapter 1
haha
book 4 nACHO CITY