RPF Shattered on Ice Box

Hola Nachos!

Today, we destroyed the RPF on Ice Box!  We were able to reach sizes up 55+ Nachos which is great!  On the other hand, RPF only managed to get 30 while they averaged about 25 soldiers.  The battle began in a stalemate where we didn’t engage in combat for the first part of the battle.  According to RPF and “almighty” Commando, the defending army is apparently supposed to attack the invaders.  So RPF are hypocrites?  Indeed.  Eventually, since RPF didn’t have the balls to attack us, we charged into where they were, thus beginning a series of retreats from RPF until they logged off.

Overall, Nachos, amazing performance today on the battlefield!  Thank you for being so patient during the beginning as the battle began in that stalemate.  You guys never complained and tactics were flawless throughout.  When we finally did attack, you guys were so quick to follow orders, and we were all in the room it seemed within 5 seconds. Amazing! I hope you all had some fun today; I know I did!  Let’s keep this going and keep RPF running!

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Huge chat size! We eventually got two pools too!

6789cool edit – 61 online – we almost broke a record today! Keep up the amazing work!

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TWO POOLS!

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EPIC!

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We move to the Ice Berg – RPF was supposed to go but they didn’t.

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Meanwhile, the a small force entered the Berg then retreated to the Forts.

That’s your circle? :mrgreen: About 30 RPF.

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Meanwhile, RPF moves to the Plaza. About 25+ RPF. 5 Nachos locked out.

50 Nachos at the Berg.

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We move to the Forest, and RPF tries to beat us there in which they fail and retreat back to the Plaza.

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We actually charged into the Plaza, and we immediately overwhelmed RPF in which they played on retreating to the Stadium.

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We found out before RPF even left that they were heading there, so we took off right away.

War Faces Frenzy = Epic

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RPF retreats again to the Ice Berg, and again we immediately follow and beat them there.

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The RPF retreat AGAIN to the Snow Forts.

Flappy ragequits.

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RPF logs off.

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Pictures from Waff!

Pictures from Funks

Pictures from Shed

Pictures from Joker

50 Nachos at the Snow Forts

50 Nachos at the Berg

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

RPF Still Wants War? I Think Not

Hola Nachos!

RPF wants to surrender, but evil dictator Elmikey refuses to let them.

Declared war to take first? Ha, how pathetic.

Have you beaten him senseless yet, Red?  Oh wait, he already is senseless.

Does anyone like Elmikey? I don’t think so; not even his own soldiers.

Elmikey wants to surrender as well, but he doesn’t have the balls to admit it.

RPF leaders don’t like or trust Elmikey either.

More RPF leaders want to surrender.

RPF soldiers want to surrender.

Even Elmikey doesn’t have faith in RPF that they can beat us.  It’s time for you to surrender.

And whoa, whoa, RPF before you start complaining, let me remind you of your philosophy:

And RPF, stop trying to make yourself out to be this “good guy” trying to “save” everything by “bring back the past.” I think you’re about to piss off a lot more people.  Good luck, and you may to surrender soon unless you like dying.  Want to bring back the past, huh?  How about going back to when you were dead and nothing. 😉

Yeah… no one likes you RPF.

 

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

Let’s Finish This

Click >>HERE<< for more battles on Sunday and the rest of the week!

TO RPF: Pretty cheap that you’re invading pretty much right after our Legends Cup battle… two can play that game.

TODAY

Legends Cup IV: Round One

Nachos vs. Snow Ninjas

Date: Saturday, July 20th

Server: Klondike, Ice Berg

Time:

:arrow:2:30 pm EST

:arrow:1:30 pm CST

:arrow:12:30 pm MST

:arrow:11:30 am PST

:arrow:6:30 pm GMT

:arrow:7:30 pm UK

|| BATTLE WILL BE RECORDED ||

|| GOAL: 60+ ||

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Edit: Look at how much RPF cares for their soldiers. elm

Hola Nachos!

Tomorrow, we begin our journey in the Legends Cup with our first round battle against the Snow Ninjas!  This marks the fourth annual Legends Cup, and we definitely have a great shot to win this.  We have already taken home one Legends Cup championship, but I believe it is time for another!  It all starts with tomorrow if we plan on reaching the championship, so we must remain focused and still bring our very best tomorrow!  It should be a great time with tons of fun, so you won’t want to miss it!  I’ll also be recording the battle, so let’s go for some large size of 60+!

See you on the battlefield! 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

POSTED JULY 15, 2013

Hola Nachos!

We have another full week ahead of us as we continue our crusade against the Rebel Penguin Federation!  Since the RPF still refuse to surrender in this war, we aren’t going to stop until they are begging on their knees for mercy; that, or when they are pummeled into the ground, dead.  Last week was very successful, Nachos, as our offensive strike greatly weakened them, and now they are on the verge of collapse.  We all know what we must do now, Nachos, and that is to finish this and to finish strong!  We must remain consistent and as strong as ever, so we will still need everyone contributing to the very best that they can!  We’ve made it this far together, now let’s finish this together. Rise up, Nachos, and let’s take down the RPF!

Mess with the best, die like the rest!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Nachos Annihilate RPF on Tundra

Hola Nachos!

Today, we dominated the RPF to take over Tundra once again!  We really did destroy the RPF today as they only had about 15-20 soldiers compared to our 40 Nachos.  They seem to only decrease more and more in size as we continue to fight them in this war while we, on the other hand, remain consistent with our large sizes!  It was definitely a fun battle today, so I’m glad a lot of you could make it today!  Let’s keep this going, and hey let’s keep getting bigger too, so we can reach that goal of 80+ on CP!

Amazing job, Nachos!  The RPF empire is crumbling, and it’s only a matter of time before they break completely! We’ll show them no mercy!

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It’s because you are small…

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RPF needs help?

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Yep, Nachos are winning.

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Indeed.

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Even RPF’s troops think they are losing.

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LOL “u can’t die on CP can’t u?” :mrgreen:

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RPF automatically thinks if something is wrong with a computer, it’s being DDoS’ded…. /facepalm

There really is no such thing…

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So many pictures… prepare yourself!

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Meanwhile we had about 6-10+ Nachos locked out the entire time.

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Pictures from Joker

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like pre-pre-battle really.

PRE-BATTLE

All the Nachos start logging on about 1:45 EST for the real battle that began at 2:00 EST.

Great job today, Nachos!

Don’t forget to comment if you made it! It helps with promotions!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

Nachos Freeze RPF on Arctic

Hola Nachos!

Great job today!  Day in and day out we are consistent as ever!  Let’s keep improving though and try to consistently reach 50+ Nachos at every battle; wouldn’t that be something? 😉 Meanwhile, RPF continues to be stuck at around 20-25 troops for each battle, so it’s only a matter of time before they break!  Let’s put an end to them tomorrow by getting some huge sizes!

Also, remember, even when we’re not fighting in the main battle, you can still go on CP and fight the RPF on servers such as Alaska, Alpine, or Arctic!  If you don’t find any on your patrol, you can always recruit too!

Excellent job as always, Nachos! 😀

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RPF just sits in the Town and does nothing, so they finally agree to move into the Forts. I asked for them to wait a minute until 11:17 so we could charge in at the same time in which it’d be fair for both armies, but they didn’t wait and charged at 11:15. Wow… ikr…

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Still, about 25 Nachos made it in the Forts while RPF practically got their entire army of about 25 troops in

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Our size starts to grow more as RPF gets in. We have about 15 locked out troops still bring the total to about 40+

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RETREAT NUMBER 1

Less than 5 minutes in, RPF retreats…. can they ever stay and fight?

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RPF gets their entire army in this time of about 20+ while we manage to get about 25 in again.

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15-17 Nachos locked while we were in the Plaza.

23 + 17 = 40 Nachos

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More pictures from Robe!

I had some more pictures from Lop, but xat glitched and I lost those, so if you’d like to me to put those up, just comment with the links again, Lop 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

Nachos Throw RPF Off Alpine

Hola Nachos!

Today was another great day for the Nacho Army as we consistently continue to rise and win while the RPF continues to decrease more and more in size each battle!  It was a great battle today that was definitely a lot of fun with some definitely fun moments in chat during the battle! :mrgreen:  I hope you guys had a great time too, and  it’s always fun and a good time to beat up on RPF! 😉 So amazing job today, Nachos; you’re guys are definitely the best soldiers in all of Club Penguin and the reason why this army is so great!  Let’s continue and keep that going as we finish off RPF in this war!

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RPF is begging for allies to come help them. They know they are in trouble.

They try to use propaganda and lies to trick people into helping them. Pretty low, right?

A bit desperate? They need help to try to beat us?

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12 Nachos locked out in the Town. 32 Nachos above + 12 locked out = 44 total!

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RPF RETREAT NUMBER ONE.

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About 30 Nachos below in the Ice Berg.

Maybe 28 to be exact.

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Meanwhile 15 Nachos were locked out of the Ice Berg.

28 + 15 = 48 Nachos!

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We consistently had about 25+ in the Ice Berg with about 15+ locked out in the Town.

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RPF seemed to have about 20+ in Ice Berg with 5 or 6 locked out.

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Epic Ice Cream Waterfall! 😀

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RPF RETREAT NUMBER TWO

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About 20+ Nachos enter or make it into the Stadium at first. More are able to make it in later, and we actually have more log on later. Probably about 15+ still locked out.

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Size between RPF and Nachos is about equal here.

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The Nacho Choir breaks out in song here singing “Let it Shine!” One of those you had to be there moments 😉

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A lot more Nachos in the Stadium now. I counted 28 Nachos here. Maybe 10-15 still locked out.

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Ads joins the battles and reports that 15+ Nachos were locked out.

Probably about 25+ in the Stadium, so still a total of 40+ Nachos.

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And after the battle… :mrgreen:

NACHO VICTORY PARTY AT TAN’S IGLOO! 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

Shiver: Cultural Learnings of RPF for Make Benefit Glorious Army of Nachos

chancellorshiver's avatarThe Stale Nacho

Being the former spymaster and international man of journalism, sex, and mystery I am, I felt inspired to go learn something new.

I set off with forged RPF papers to the RPF cultural center of Tuxedo. The guards at the city gates, however, did not check for any papers and simply let me into the city even though I was evidently orange and wearing a sombrero. I could not understand them due to their extremely untelligentable grunting and animal-like body language.

Walking through the city streets, I could not find any civilized, intelligent people. Instead, I found many children under the age of 11 running around with guns and knifes. I thought, “What the fuck,” as guns had some tight ass regulations in the Nacho Empire and there was no way in hell this way was legal. However, after taking a quick look in my RPF guide book, I saw…

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The Final Strike

Invasion of Tundra

Date: Sunday, July 14th

Server: Tundra

Time:

:arrow:2:00 pm EST

:arrow:1:00 pm CST

:arrow:12:00 pm MST

:arrow:11:00 am PST

:arrow:6:00 pm GMT

:arrow:7:00 pm UK

|| GOAL: 50-60+ ||

COMMENT IF YOU’LL BE THERE!

Hola Nachos!

We certainly have great week ahead of us as we continue to fight on with the RPF!  It’ll definitely be another fun week of close and intense battles, so you will definitely not want to miss it!  We have already struck a mighty blow into the RPF, but it’s time for the final strike and to finish them!  Rise up together, Nachos!  Victory awaits for the mighty Nacho Empire!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Nachos