Hola Nachos!

Today, we successfully defended Aurora from the RPF!  So much for RPF’s “invasion of Aurora” as they didn’t even try to attack us to take to the server.  That doesn’t sound like much of an invasion to me, does it?  RPF paraded around doing practically everything except attack for about 45 minutes until logging off while we were still on the server.  I’m sorry there was not much fighting or battling today, Nachos, but maybe the RPF will grow some balls and at least attempt to fight us next time. 😉

Overall, it was another solid day for the Nacho Army as we managed to sizes upwards to 50 Nachos!  However, the RPF were, indeed, larger than us today, Nachos.  As proven today and many times in the past, size does not always win you battles.  I honestly do not see RPF maintaining such sizes for very long, but that does not mean we can be satisfied with what and how we are currently doing. it is very good, yes, but we can always do better.

Let’s keep improving and winning, Nachos.  We’re in for one hell of a war and fight if RPF maintains a large size which just makes it that much more fun and something you’ll definitely want to be a part of.  Our next battle is tomorrow, and our goal is to reach sizes of 70+ Nachos.  We’ve already reached up to 60+ Nachos, so I think it’s time to go for 70+, don’t you? 😀

Great job, today, Nachos! Comment if you were there!

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Done. Looks like we win!

You had 40 bots? Holy…

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RPF takes things WAY too seriously…

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Thank you Joker, Gamer, and Lop for some pictures!

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Now, compare that to this… pictures of RPF’s grand size of “70”

We rest our case.

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos,

A few days ago, the Rebel Penguin Federation officially declared war on the Nacho Empire.  They are not only threatening to take what is rightfully ours, but they are aiming to undermine and destroy the true foundations that this glorious army was built on.  By no means do we see this only as a “just cause” attack for a conquest of servers, this is an attack threatening the existence of Nacho Army.  For quite a while now, tensions have been high concerning the relations between the Nachos and the RPF.  Only then, they were simply a nuisance and a mere threat.  Despite much change in that, they are now asking for war and are preparing to launch a direct assault on our Empire.

They want war?  We sure as hell will give them war, Nachos. No more small preemptive strikes; we’re coming at full-force.  We aren’t stopping until the task at hand is finished — until they are finished once and for all!  We must say there is a point beyond which they must not advance. We will come together and put an end to them to preserve what is ours! Together, we will fight and send them running into oblivion!

There is no backing out now, Nachos.  It’s war.  

We’re about to embark upon a great crusade and bring about the destruction of the Rebel Penguin Federation.  Our task may not be simple, for the enemy will not be one to surrender easily – they will fight until they end.  This is definitely not 2007 anymore, and they are definitely not the army they once were and believe that they still are.  Currently, we have an overwhelming advantage in size and tactics over the enemy.  If we are to use that to our advantage, we need you and all of the Nachos to come together and contribute by doing everyone doing their role in making this war machine successful!  Only then will we be able to set out to achieve what we desire!

We will accept nothing less than full victory!

Off to war we go, Nachos, but as always and definitely most importantly, have fun! 😀 Fun times await, and you’ll definitely not want to miss what is about to happen. A chance to be a part of something amazing in army history including endless fun? I’m in! Are you?

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

Welcome back, indeed, Puck!  That was a great event to return to, I’ll say! 😀 As for the event, it was scheduled to be a patrol of the motherland since we were quite certain to be expecting a raid from our new enemy RPF.  And right on cue, the small-and-too-pathetic-to be-called-an-army decided to show up and perform the most consecutive joke bombs ever in a battle (new record!).  What a disgrace to the army community!  Anyway, they didn’t stand a chance against our force of Nachos.  Soon enough, they were even pleading other armies for help!  We ended up reaching a supposed peak of about 45 Nachos, so excellent job as always, Nachos! 😀

No time to stop now though, Nachos!  We must keep improving and getting better, especially since we are now at war with the RPF! We must show them that they are messing with the wrong army, and we must defend what is rightfully ours!

Remember, today, was a promotion event, so make sure to comment if you made it to ensure you get your promotion!

Promotions should be released tomorrow!

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Hola Nachos!

I’m back again from vacation!  Hopefully, you eventually learned or figured out why I was away for the week as I didn’t want to make it a big deal that I was leaving for another week by making a post about it.  Anyway, as I completely expected, you guys have been doing very well overall, so excellent job, Nachos!  Let’s keep this rolling the entire summer and beyond!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

Wow, just wow.  Today was absolutely amazing!  It’s been a long time since we’ve seen and experienced sizes of this magnitude, and I’m proud to say that we are back to that standard!  We began in the Town where we started off with a grand size of 41 of Nachos, so we moved onto the Snow Forts where we created an epic circle around the entire room with approximately 48 Nachos.  About five minutes in the Snow Forts, our size had grown to 55 Nachos!  The room was completely full by then, and we still had about 5 Nachos locked out bring the grand total to 60 Nachos!  In one day, we already reached two of our summer goals of reaching 50 AND 60!  Next up is 70 Nachos!  Great job, Nachos, and let’s keep on going!  This is only the very beginning of summer; imagine what else we can achieve if we keep this going and keep improving!  Don’t forget about the promotion event this weekend!

Also, sorry for the lateness of this post 😉

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Pictures from Bears!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we decided that we would raid ACP’s capital Breeze!  We marched onto the server where we were happily greeted by the citizens of Breeze.  Soon enough, an angry mod of anti-ACP citizens gladly joined in with us as we set Breeze ablaze.  We gathered in our ships with a force of about 35 Nachos and sailed over to the Ice Berg for an excellent training session as Breeze burned in the distance. A small force of ACP arrived to meet us, but they were soon catapulted across the water into the burning city of Breeze. We continued with our frenzy of tactics at the Ice Berg, then we soon set sail for Fjord where we arrived at the Cove to unload everything that we looted from Breeze.  After a day of hard work, we settled in the Night Club to celebrate our success! 😀

Anyway, in all seriousness now, great job today, Nachos!  We managed to max out at 35 Nachos, so that is excellent! Let’s keep this up, so we’re ready for our big battle this Saturday against the Dark Warriors! 😀

Thanks to everyone who came!

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3rd on popular. We actually had 45 on chat according to be earlier count.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

Earlier this morning, I announced that we would have an event at short notice today.  I usually don’t like scheduling events at such late notice for everyone, but I had a feeling it would turn out just fine! 😉  It was announced that we would be raiding either ACP, RPF, or WV later in the day and that you guys would get to pick which lucky army got to be raided!  With an astounding 176 votes in total, you guys decided that we should raid the RPF!  With some heated tensions already with RPF heading into the raid, we stormed onto Tuxedo immediately outnumbering the RPF.  We ended up maxing somewhere between 30-35 during the raid, but we could have had even more if the entire chat logged on!  Just for future reference, you can’t go AFK during the battle or not get on!  We need you on, and it’s only for 30 minutes!  In the end, we still did very well, so great job, Nachos! 😀

Thanks to everyone who came! Let’s keep the fun going! 😀

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Huge chat size!

RPF uses bots which attacked us in multiple rooms….

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❗ RAID OF…. ? ❗

** VOTE IN THE POLL BELOW **

Date: Monday, June 17th *** TODAY ***

Server: To Be Determined – Be on Chat!

Time: 

 3:00 pm EST

 2:00 pm CST

 1:00 pm MST

 12:00 pm PST

 8:00 pm UK

|| GOAL: 35+ Nachos ||

Hola Nachos!

Sorry about the late notice for today’s event, but today we’re going raiding! Raids are always are fun time, so it’ll be something you won’t want to miss!  Hopefully, everyone can still be there despite the short notice! As for who we get to raid, it’s completely up to you!  I simply chose the next 3 biggest armies behind us; no specific or intended reason.  I’ll let you know which lucky army gets to be raided by the Nachos before the event starts!  See you there!

*** YOU MUST COMMENT IF YOU’LL BE THERE ***

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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❗ TODAY ❗

PROMOTIONS IF WE WIN AND GET 50+

PLEASE ARRIVE 15-30 MINUTES BEFORE THE BATTLE STARTS!

>> VERY IMPORTANT [MUST ATTEND] <<

AWL:  SEMI-FINALS – WINNER ADVANCES TO FINALS

Nachos vs. Dark Warriors [ALL]

Date: Saturday, June 22nd [TODAY]

Server: TBD – BE ON CHAT

Time:

 2:30 pm EST

 1:30 pm CST

 12:30 pm MST

 11:30 am PST

 7:30 pm UK

|| GOAL: 50+ Nachos ||

PLEASE ARRIVE 15-30 MINUTES BEFORE THE BATTLE STARTS!

NOT SURE WHAT TIME ZONE YOU ARE IN? LOOK BELOW!

Pacific (PST) | Mountain (MST)| Central (CST) | Eastern (EST)

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PLEASE ARRIVE 15-30 MINUTES BEFORE THE BATTLE STARTS!

Hola Nachos,

Here, we stand today on the day of the battle.  Another day, another battle, sure, but it’s not just any ordinary battle though, Nachos; this is a shot at advancing to the championship battle! All week long, we have been training and preparing for this very moment!  We have grown in size and strength, but all that will mean nothing if we can’t display all that today!  We need absolutely everyone there today as well as for you all to give your best effort that you can bring!  Every single soldier matters, especially in a big battle like this today, so we need YOU there; your troops need YOU there if we’re going to win this thing today.  It is truly in these certain moments when the great armies stand out and truly shine!  Let the Golden Age shine brightly today, Nachos!  Give ’em hell, Nachos!

Don’t forget that today is a promotion battle if we reach 50+ and win!

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RISE TO THE OCCASION, NACHOS! DEFEAT DARKNESS!

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BATTLE TIPS

These tips are very simple, and they will win us the battle. Please, follow all of them. (You’ve already seen them before, but they are important!)

• Be on Nacho Chat early, and be ready to log on 15 to 30 minutes prior to the actual battle starting!
• Listen to the leaders (owners). Do not listen to any other rank. Follow the orders given from the leaders, and carry out those orders on Club Penguin.
• Do NOT leave the room the Nachos reside in. If DW is in a different room, there is NO need to see how big they are. Focus on the Nachos and what we’re doing. We are the stronger army.
• Do NOT sit on each other! Stand shoulder-to-shoulder to appear as large as possible; don’t overlap!
• If the Nachos switch rooms, YOU MUST MOVE QUICKLY. The DW will follow, and if you’re too slow, you may get locked out. Be alert and pay attention, so this will not happen to you.
• DO THE TACTIC UNTIL EVERYONE DOES IT. If the tactic is a phrase, it helps to copy it then paste it again.
• Do not get discouraged if you are locked out. Keep trying; it will open up!
• “It’s not over until the last man is standing.” Never ever give up.
• Above all, have fun! This is a huge battle, but we want everyone to enjoy it as well!

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Let’s do this, Nachos!  Let’s have some fun and win!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader 

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