It was nice knowing you, Musta.

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Hola Nachos,

The other night the Doritos called me along with the other leaders to a meeting to discuss ending our current war. They proposed that they were done with the war and that they no longer wished to continue the fight. While they did not want to surrender, they did desire an armistice; they just wanted peace, nothing more. Seeing as the war was something we never wanted to begin with nor cared for considering it was one the most boring and pointless wars I’ve ever experienced, we accepted such an offer.

However, on this date, the Doritos now claim victory over us. They claim that we were defeated and that their despicable army has never lost a war since their very own creation.

We will not settle for this, Nachos, nor let the Doritos make such a claim as they lie point blank to us as well as their very own soldiers. We didn’t give a damn about that army previously, but now they have given us a reason to fight.

Those bastards won’t live to tell another lie because we’re out for blood.

War preparation begins immediately.

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

We faced off against the Light Troops in the finals of the Spring Smackdown, but unfortunately we came up just short of the victory today. Such a loss is certainly disappointing, but this defeat does not mark the end to our quest to return back to our rightful throne. Moments like these are what make us stronger and are what will transform us into that winning army we want to be.

While we all wanted to emerge victorious, today was a blessing in disguise as a revelation as to what we still need to work on and improve. Our tactical expertise will only take us so far if we lack the sufficient size, so we must continue to recruit and expand our army. For what we had today, we did amazing against a much larger opponent, so only imagine if we had the size to match them! Good times await, Nachos, I can promise you that, but from here on out, we must continue to improve each and every day if we wish to attain that goal. Such a resolve cannot be achieved by one person alone; we need each every one of you contributing to put this army to the fun places that we desire it to be!

Great job today, Nachos! Let’s keep up the good work! The fun times are only beginning!

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Soldiers of the Nacho Empire:

The hour of battle will soon be upon us to determine who deserves to be crowned the title of champion. Only the faster and more tactical army will emerge victorious on this day and be able to reap the eternal glory and joy of such an achievement. Let it be known that this opportunity is well within our reach here today, for we are trained and well-prepared for this very moment. Upon the weeks of hard work and dedication that we have all put into this army, this is the time where all of that will undoubtedly pay off. The sacrifices that we have put in will be redeemed, and the struggles that have befell this army will  finally come to an end. What awaits for us on the other side is something greater than you ever know, and those unyielding benefits are right there within our grasp today.

Victory is there before us, and we will not miss out on such an opportunity on this day. The full focus of each and every one of you is crucial to the success of today’s battle. We must be quick and responsive throughout as we have only forty-five minutes of our time to prove our superiority. Cooperation is key in being uniform, so have faith your abilities and your fellow soldiers as this is what will what carry us onward. Have full confidence when charging into battle know that we are the more experienced and better army on the battlefield today. This does not mean our opponent will go down without fight, for they are strong in size and strength. For that reason, we must give every second our full effort and fight together until the very end. Nothing stands between us when we’re at our best and with our resilient nature, we will find victory! Stand with me, stand with your fellow soldiers, and fight for that eternal glory on this day!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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>>HUGE BATTLE SOON<<

Battle on Klondike @ 3 EST, 2 CST, 1 MST, 12 PST, 7 GMT, 8 UK

*** PROMOTION BATTLE –  [MUST ATTEND] ***

Nachos HQ

>> VERY IMPORTANT – ALL NACHOS NEEDED <<

Nachos vs. Light Troops

Date: Sunday, June 7th

Server: Klondike

Time:

➡ 3:00 PM Eastern Time

➡ 2:00 PM Central Time

➡ 1:00 PM Mountain Time

➡ 12:00 PM Pacific Time

➡ 7:00 PM Greenwich Mean Time

➡ 8:00 PM UK Time (GMT+1)

PRIZES INCLUDE CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIPS AND POWERS! YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS AWESOME BATTLE

|| GOAL: 40+ NACHOS ||

 Hola Nachos!

We have come a long way thus far, and now we sit just few days before our biggest battle of the year. From the beginning, people have doubted our chances in this tournament this year, but again and again we have proven them wrong by pulling off upsets against not only one but two armies being the Doritos and Rebel Penguin Federation! No one understands the true power of the Nachos in situations like these as we only get better, even stronger! Again this Sunday we face another worthy opponent in the Light Troops, and we must again put the strength and glory of the Nachos on display! This is the moment we have been working towards, and this is where all of that training and hard work that we have put in will pay off!

This Sunday we mark our resurgence in the army community as the most dominant and powerful army in all of Club Penguin once again! We have come this far together, and that is exactly what we must continue into this battle on Sunday! As a whole, one army,  we are unstoppable, so we absolutely need every single one of you to try your best to be there this Sunday! It’ll be one of those once in a lifetime battles that you will never forget, so you will certainly not want to miss out on witnessing history and the Nacho Army in its true form!

To you, Nachos, here we stand together, with only one goal in mind. Victory is within in our reach, and only one last, final push is needed. We have only one chance, forty-five minutes to prove our superiority.  With every minute that remains, give every second your full focus. Nothing stands between us when we’re at our best and with our resilient nature, we will find victory! Stand with me, stand with your fellow soldiers, and fight for that eternal glory!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

 ~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

In another classic Nacho-DCP face-off today, we were able to come out victorious once again! It proved to be a typical battle where the DCP failed to move, not even once, the entire battle as we sliced and diced through their dancing line of penguins. I long for the day that DCP learns to fight an actual battle, but who knows when that time will come! Until then, we’ll keep on improving ourselves to become the dominating and unstoppable force once again! Keep up the recruiting efforts and good work, Nachos!

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The Nacho Army is currently battling ACP at Breeze, Stadium. All Nacho soldiers should log on immediately!

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SUPER SUPER IMPORTANT!

**MUST ATTEND**

❗ Invasion of Breeze ❗

Date: July 1st, 2015

Location: Breeze, STADIUM

Times:

➡ 2:00 pm EST

➡ 1:00 pm CST

➡ 12:00 pm MST

➡ 11:00 am PST

➡ 7:00 pm UK

Sizes Expected: 60-70+

If we reach a confirmed 70+ Nachos on Club Penguin, We will give you promotions at the end of the week!

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We’ve always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we’ve just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we’ve barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.

Interstellar

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Yes.

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Victory! Great job Nachos!

MARCH MADNESS III – ELITE EIGHT

VERY IMPORTANT | ***HUGE BATTLE*** | MUST ATTEND!

Nachos vs. Light Troops

Date: Saturday, March 7th

Server: Klondike

Time:

➡ 2:00 pm EST

➡ 1:00 pm CST

➡ 12:00 pm MST

➡ 11:00 am PST

➡ 7:00 pm GMT

|| GOAL: 40+ NACHOS ||

REWARDS…. TO BE ADDED! EXPECT SOMETHING BIG!

➡ Please arrive approximately 30 minutes before the battle begins!

❗ EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BATTLE – YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS IT ❗

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Hola Nachos!

Welcome to the Elite Eight. After a great victory over the Dark Warriors last week, we must now set our focus on our next battle against the Light Troops this Saturday. As great as it was to achieve that victory and reach those sizes again, we still aren’t satisfied. One day of greatness in a first round tournament battle means nothing if we cannot capitalize on our momentum into another victory to progress onward in the tournament.  And that is exactly what we will do this week, and it all starts right now with our preparation. Everything that we put into this week will reflect itself in the battle this Saturday, so we must be ready and prepared to perform at the highest level. Recruit, put your best effort into this week, and you will certainly not be disappointed when Saturday comes. No one has more desire, strength, and determination than us. Let’s put that into action this week and put on display the true power of the Nacho Army in battle!

 If you can dream it, you can do it. Believe in yourselves. I believe in you, Nachos. Let’s take this community by storm and rise to our rightful glory.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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