SUMMIT – A tragedy has struck the Doritos of Club Penguin as a number of troops have committed mass suicide during today’s battle against the Nachos. The ultimate reason remains unclear, but multiple reports seem to confirm that it was a result of the pressure and extreme abuse from DCP dictator, Mustapha10. According to the reports, DCP failed to achieve sizes to the expectation of their dictator, and the troops were threatened “to spend a day with Elmikey.” Mustapha10 declined to comment on the situation and reports, and simply responded with “Fuck off, faggots.” This marks the third scandal this month involving the DCP dictator.

This is a developing story.

~Puckley, This.Is.A.Joke.News. Reporter

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[ALL] Invasion of Mammoth

Date: Saturday, January 25th

Server: Mammoth

Time:

➡ 2:00 pm EST,

➡ 1:00 pm CST,

➡ 12:00 pm MST,

➡ 11:00 am PST,

➡ 7:00 pm UK

COMMENT ON WHAT YOU CAN MAKE 

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Hola Nachos!

We logged on today for some unscheduled recruiting, and we had an excellent turnout!  At one point, we had about 20+ Nachos there!  We’re going to start encouraging everyone to log on Club Penguin and to try to recruit with other Nachos a lot more now, so that we can continue to increase our size and power!

Comment if you were there! 😀

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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LOGGING ON SOON!

DEFENSE OF FJORD

Date: Tuesday, January 14th

Server: Fjord

Time: 

➡ 8:00 pm EST

➡ 7:00 pm CST

➡ 6:00 pm MST

➡ 5:00 pm PST

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT

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Hola Nachos,

We gave it our very best effort in today’s battle, but unfortunately we were not able to come out on top today.  Despite a disappointing loss, I’m very proud of everyone still because we fought hard until the very end and never gave up!  Only a matter of seconds stood between us and victory today.  Any loss, especially to come so close, is always difficult to manage, but we must move on from here as we cannot dwell on this.  We must stand strong together and continue to improve and enhance this glorious army each and every day!  Embrace the painful feeling you have now and use it to drive yourself to greatness here.  Through every defeat and every struggle, we will use it to help us rise to glory once more!

 It’s far from over, Nachos.

Thanks to all who came today, and I hope you had fun!

Max size: 40+ Nachos

Average size probably around 40 Nachos too considering about 20 or so were always in and 20 or so were always locked out.

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About 20 Nachos locked out

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Edit: RPF had the comment pending review, but it is approved now and can be seen, thus justifying their evidence for now. 

Hola,

Sometime today, RPF Leader Sir Pj presented Boomer 20 with what seemed to be real evidence of a join comment made by “Zozoo” on RPF’s join page.  This piece of evidence was deliberately faked by the RPF leadership and used to frame Beeky as the perpetrator.  The real question that evolves out of all of this is, why did RPF fake this join comment when ask to present it as evidence?  Was it really necessary to fake and falsely present such information?  Obviously, RPF was trying to cover up something otherwise they would have never faked such a picture in the first place.  Does RPF really multi-log?  Well, it definitely seems they were trying to conceal some sort of hidden truth as they went out of their way to fake a join comment.

You’re still not off the hook, RPF.

Evidence

Below, RPF has faked the following picture and has presented false evidence in order to quickly quell the rumor that they multi-log.

If you go to RPF’s join page and try to find this join comment, it cannot be found whatsoever as seen below.

According to the picture that RPF presented, the comment by “Zozoo” was made on January 1, 2014 at 8:42.  However, no comment made at such a time even exists as can be seen in this picture below.

The post on CPAC’s website clearly states that Boomer requested the join comment of “Zozoo” from RPF Leader Sir Pj.  Sir Pj, an RPF leader, faked the picture and gave it to Boomer as “real” evidence.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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New to the Nachos? Click >>HERE<< to join now!

“When you wanna succeed as bad as you wanna breathe, then you will be successful.” 

Don’t give up on us now, Nachos!

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Today is the day, Nachos.  All of the build up, all of the anticipation, all of the preparation and training brings us to this moment.  Through our efforts, we have created the perfect opportunity.  It is there and ready to be ours, but we must finish the task that we have begun.  If you’re waiting on me or the other soldiers in this army to get this done for you, it will not be accomplished.  You, me, EVERYONE is needed today for us to achieve what we desire.  Only we can make our dream a reality, Nachos.  No one cares about what we did last year, last week, or yesterday.  It’s all about today and what we can do together, right here, right now!  Leave everything you have today; no dream, no opportunity will be left behind.  Give it your all, Nachos, and BRING IT!

WE DON’T MARCH TO THE BEAT OF DRUMS, WE HEAR MARACAS!

~Puckley

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