Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Operation Pxyis, Leg I

Result: Decisive Nacho victory

Read on for a detailed summary of the battle.

Today, the first leg of Operation Pxyis was a success. The European Expeditionary Force stormed Rocky Road, successfully invading it within 15 minutes, though they faced more opposition from the defending Guardian Penguins than initially expected.

The European Expeditionary Force maxed 14 and averaged roughly 9-10 during the invasion.

Nothing stops the bullet train of Nacho imperialism. Nothing. This tour is nothing personal. I am merely taking inspiration from my predecessors, whom attempted the same maneuver years ago with Order 67; though my reincarnation of this idea is much less severe and by no means is it mean to result in the death of any of our targets.

Your Emperor,

Emperor Shiver I

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