101 Tactics and Tips

101 Tactics/Tips for CP Armies:

Written by: Nacho Legend and Club Penguin Warfare Legend, Shadow2446
  1. Never charge an army that is doing a joke bomb.
  2. Never do a joke bomb if an army charges you. It just makes their joke bomb look bigger.
  3. Always charge under or into the enemy army.
  4. When you charge as a big group, an emote bomb is better then a joke because it blocks color.
  5. When charging a line, don’t try piling in the center of it. Spread out.
  6. Dancing in a room will make you lag, especially during a battle. Don’t do it.
  7. Always click the (=) button during a battle if you aren’t taking pictures or a video. It lowers the resolution so you don’t lag.
  8. You are less likely to crash when entering a room during a battle if you get there before everybody shows up.
  9. The secret to making a good line ( going down ) is to click below the upper person’s feet.
  10. Try to keep to your official uniform. If a group does that, then the army looks more established.
  11. Never pile in a corner. You can easily be surrounded and the other team could have an “advantage”
  12. Don’t throw rapid snowballs. Other penguins can’t see it. It also makes you lag in a big battle.
  13. Trying to recruit during the middle of the battle isn’t the best idea.
  14. Keep a steady balance between battle orders on chat and on Club Penguin.
  15. Never stand idle. It makes you appearance unprofessional.
  16. Never rely on a plan.
  17. If you regroup in an igloo, expect enemy noobs or the enemy to follow you.
  18. Always listen to the higher rank. If you disagree, offer an alternative tactic or solution.
  19. If you are a color based army, bring in a war puffle. If everybody would bring in a puffle of similar color, your army would look so much bigger.
  20. If you are battling in the lighthouse, try to control the stairs. It’s really hard to manuever a fast charge on your army, and there are no good joke bomb spots.
  21. A good way for special op. soldiers to ambush a certain room on Club Penguin, is to arrive there in the jet pack game and exit as a group. This way, you aren’t split up or trying to get into a laggy igloo.
  22. The Ski Village and the Beach are ideal places to recruit, since most penguins log in through that room.
  23. Never charge a few paces away from a door. You can get moved to a different room and when you try to go back, it could be full.
  24. Have fun.
  25. Not everybody you recruit is a professional. They will be nooby.
  26. Do not spam constantly to go to a site or to search something. You could get easily banned.
  27. If you are going to ambush a group, make an effort to pile through an entrance so they cannot tell your numbers and so you are piled on top of each other. Then you can break out on them.
  28. Do not chase after a noob(s) so they can come back to your main group. This will split everybody up. As soon as they get there, and nobody else shows, they will go back. If a few of them go, send one person to go get them.
  29. If you are leading a charge, try to count down on chat and make sure you have “charge” already typed in on Club Penguin.
  30. Don’t be too concerned about your rank or medals. You earn leadership through hard work and respecting others.
  31. Editing ranks are long and confusing. Take your time and don’t get paranoid.
  32. When going room to room, try not to use your map so you can scout on the way there.
  33. Remember to open your igloo before you command soldiers to go there.
  34. Just because one member of the opposing army says “I surrender,” doesn’t mean the whole army surrenders.
  35. When attacking an enemy, don’t only attack their capital.
  36. When declaring war on an enemy, don’t “take over” all of their servers within the hour. Wheres the fun and honor in that?
  37. You can possibly make an enemy surrender with one great massive invasion on one of their servers ( NOT their capital )
  38. Remember, this is a game.
  39. Leave it all on the battlefield. No trash talking after a win. They can come back and win the war. Remember WW2?
  40. Have a uniform that resembles your army’s name.
  41. Never say “We are winning” or “We win” during the middle of the battle. I have seen alot of comebacks in my days.
  42. It’s not how many troops you have, its how they are spread out and how they resemble in size.
  43. Servers can get pretty full sometimes. If all else fails, go to a Portugese or a French Server.
  44. Know that your name has to be approved on a French or Portugese Server. Enemies can take advantage of that knowledge. If your leader has the name: Penguin502854262 on the server, then it’s hard to lead.
  45. Don’t make bets over a battle.
  46. Don’t suck up to your leader. You’re better then that.
  47. Never become power hungry when you get a leadership rank. You’ve already earned it, not too many people can take it away.
  48. Don’t make too many rank for your army. 15 ranks are ideal.
  49. You shouldn’t expect an army leader to reply to your pc immediately. Especially during a battle.
  50. Moving to a different game won’t get you promoted in a Club Penguin Army.
  51. I like to move it move it
  52. Regroup after you charge.
  53. There are spots in the Cave, Forest, and Mine where you can hide and you or your name won’t show.
  54. Not many armies expect you to regroup in the Puffle Shop.
  55. If you are eligible for becoming an agent, go for it. What happens when the battle changes to there?
  56. Only play the defensive if the enemy is invading your server.
  57. Retreating gets you nowhere. Regrouping prepares you for a strike.
  58. Mammoth is one of the best Army recruitment servers in Club Penguin. Watch out for rogues though.
  59. Establish a leader or commander at every battle. Still maintain teamwork though.
  60. Take one for the team and leave the room if you are going “brb.” Remaining idle isn’t ideal for a soldier and other people may need to get in.
  61. Don’t beg to be a mod on chat.
  62. Take no bribery.
  63. Schedule battles or drill sessions regularly.
  64. Leaders have better potential for training soldiers. More people will listen to them.
  65. Don’t crowd the leader.
  66. Don’t ask the leader to add you during the middle of the battle. His/Her list is full, he/she is busy, and if you work hard and become a high rank, he/she will add you.
  67. Don’t ask to become the leader.
  68. No joke bombing while you are close to your own army unless you are fending off a charge with a joke bomb or emote bomb.
  69. Make your emote bomb resemble to your army color.
  70. If you walk onto a walkway by using the letter icon, you can get reported for “blocking an entrance.”
  71. Don’t trust a spy.
  72. Telling your leader- “Im going to go make a sandwich” during the middle of an important battle isn’t the smartest idea in the world.
  73. An army isn’t evil if regular penguins are joining to have fun in it.
  74. Hacking more troops is cheap and obvious.
  75. Going on the enemy chat is a bad idea.
  76. Make e-mail confirmations for deleting your wordpress sites, etc…
  77. You aren’t a leader to get xats.
  78. Make an L shape if charging an army and cornering them. The bottom line shall joke bomb and the sideways line shall fire and try to push back the enemy.
  79. Nobody cares if you got pelted with a snowball.
  80. There are no Princesses of Club Penguin Armies.
  81. Online polls can always be hacked or rigged.
  82. When making a line, don’t everybody charge at the spot under the line leader. Fall in naturally.
  83. There’s always a good time to recruit for a Club Penguin Army.
  84. If a uniform item of your armys comes out in a catalog, it’s a good time to recruit.
  85. Your site has to look proper if you want to impress new recruits.
  86. Inspirations can come from anything.
  87. “Stand should to shoulder on Club Penguin” – Oagalthorp
  88. Always have a meetup point incase your group gets seperated.
  89. “What happens on chat, stays on chat” – Person1233
  90. Don’t let anybody mess up your creation.
  91. The popular thing, isn’t always the best thing.
  92. You don’t have to inform everybody about your personal life.
  93. There may be only one chance to bring it all in CP Armies.
  94. Retirement is your personal decision. Not a poll’s.
  95. Don’t split up during a battle unless you planned for it.
  96. Personal Life > You > Club Penguin Armies
  97. Never assume things about an enemy or a friend. You know what that can turn you into.
  98. Take caution in taking sides.
  99. The leader’s jobs are difficult.
  100. 101 tactics and tips are better then 100 tactics and tips.
  101. Give credit for other peoples work.

83 Responses

  1. Cool,I like the last two the most!

  2. Lulz

  3. Wooooowwwwww

  4. wow, you have so many tactics but not one on the judy the most poerfull one man tactic!

  5. Yup U R RIGHT I HATE IN WHEN SOME PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE:

    “I AM THE PRINCESS ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO ME”

    IT IS DUMB

    • i just ignore them or go up to them and and annoy them till they leave!

  6. I like to move it move it! xD

  7. ICE WARRIORS RULE THE NACHOS DROOL

    • NO I BET THE ICE WARRIORS ARN’T BETTER THEN THE NACHOS :P!!!

    • How’d you get on our site…. oh yeah, it’s public and you’re our ally.

      Two years late, i know. xP

    • HEY HEY HEY GUKKO1! GET LOST MIMEY! GO ON HIT THE IMAGENARY ROAD! GET OUTTA HEREEEE! *HITS IN BACK WITH GUITAR*

    • dude, we’ve got nachos on our side =_= so don’t that nachos drool -.-
      ~an iw troop

  8. were allies u n00b

  9. you can also hide behind the wall at the bottom of the stadium and the chat bar will hide your name while the wall hides your penguin.

  10. I never saw this page xD.

    • Neither did I! lol

  11. Nice Advise, thanks!

    -J boy

  12. Thx for advice!

    ~Pungy

  13. Really cool page love tip 100

  14. lol like tips 51 and 100!!!

  15. Cool

  16. YEAH! THIS PAGE IS BACK! and good advise. I will use them all. ;).

  17. man tht is ALOT of words

  18. I like number 79 XD

    • Me too

  19. cool it works

  20. Noice *y*

  21. Cool tactic 23rd

  22. Epic

  23. Dear team nacho im your new recruit i battled one invader in mammoth i won hes dead so now i barried him in the mine so there not gonna mess with us

  24. Im making a 202 ways to confuse someone but I’m only on 140 something. I’m sure ppl like the nachos would have good ideas for it!

    Comment on:
    http://cheesearmyca.wordpress.com/ways-to-confuse-someone

    (no I dont expect anyone to join, we are a merged army but if you join its your choice)

    Waah why isnt it doing the link-y thing??

    • oh the link worked after all…

  25. O my……. looooot’s to remember! My head is spinning!

    • i know so much tips and tactics to remember

  26. testing

    • 16a1403535fI want to show my appreciation to the wrteir for rescuing me from this setting. Because of looking out through the world-wide-web and getting basics which were not beneficial, I thought my life was gone. Living devoid of the solutions to the difficulties you’ve fixed by means of your good short article is a serious case, as well as those which could have in a wrong way affected my entire career if I hadn’t noticed your blog. Your own knowledge and kindness in playing with almost everything was priceless. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I had not come upon such a stuff like this. I can now look forward to my future. Thanks very much for this expert and sensible help. I won’t think twice to propose your blog to any individual who should have recommendations on this matter. 195

  27. testring

  28. nachos has the best website for new recruits it tells you everything about nachos

  29. Why shouldn’t you go on another army chat room?

  30. Useful, but what are Joke and Emote bombs?

  31. What are bots?

  32. 37th??

  33. lol #72.

  34. “There are no princesses in CP armies”

    You just saved us from having some prance around in a dress saying “I’m the beautiful nacho princess! Oh no! They have a bomb! SAVE ME, SAVE ME!”

    • XD

    • Lol if we do get a nacho princess when they yell SAVE ME SAVE ME just leave them XD

    • lol

  35. I lolled when he said enemy noobs

  36. this is brilliant! i can’t wait to see if i get in this army!

  37. all i have to say is…
    WE GOT GREAT NACHOS AT A GREAT PRICE!

    • yeah … there well expensive on the high street XD

  38. Lol, i love this list, every time before a great big battle, i read all of this.
    I also have a 102: Do not allow new kid to just come to chat. Tell them how to join emmediately before telling them battle time and ect.

  39. Nigger.

  40. how do u fite srry im new

  41. I’m making all my troops study this, or at least my co leaders such as generals, captains, ect…

  42. No. 100 is the best

  43. lol whats with number 51? xD

  44. AlL EnEmYz ArE tOtTlE n00bz

  45. NACHOS RULE!!!!

  46. HI I AM TIPIOMNF QINT MY WEYES DLOSWS

  47. TRASILATION
    HI I AM TIPEING WITH MY EYES CLOSED

  48. NACHJOS RULE!
    TRANSALATION- NACHOS RULE!
    IM STILL TIPEING WITH MY EYES CLOSED XD

  49. “TIPEING”? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

    • u were kinda mean, I would have commeted earlier, but they were all deleded…. loli have a life sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ya XD

      • FORGOT I WAS THE 70TH YAY

  50. hey ppl, say i if dancer5118 was not nice

    • …. no one says I

  51. Hehe, nice tips xD

  52. 13. Trying to recruit during the middle of the battle isn’t the best idea.
    33.Remember to open your igloo before you command soldiers to go there.
    34. Just because one member of the opposing army says “I surrender,” doesn’t mean the whole army surrenders.
    51. I like to move it move it
    72. Telling your leader- “Im going to go make a sandwich” during the middle of an important battle isn’t the smartest idea in the world.79. Nobody cares if you got pelted with a snowball
    80. There are no Princesses of Club Penguin Armies.

    • Olive knows wha’ts up.

  53. that’s a lot and THANKS

  54. THX FOR THE TIPS

  55. Very helpful and creative, i’ll keep all of these in mind. 🙂

  56. what is a joke bomb?

  57. Very helpful. Keep it up!

  58. Good Tips. Very helpful to the organization an success of the Nacho Army 🙂

  59. *and

  60. That was very long. But it was good and I read some things I’ll make sure to keep in mind. C:

  61. not to sound like a dummy lol but i am new to nacho army so i am just asking whats a joke bomb??? please reply if u can answer my question!! thank you 🙂

    • A joke bomb is when you run around a rooms pressing ‘J’ on the keyboard. Sorry its late :3

  62. No princesses in Club Penguin armies!! :D. That list was very long, but I’ll try to remember the tacics/tips (well, at least some of them!)

  63. Why was there 102 tips?

    • Shh! It’s a secret!!

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