My last take

I really don’t expect anyone to read this post on October 8th, 2019, but I thought I’d rant for the f*** of it. It’s come to my attention that the Army of Club Penguin has returned to do absolutely nothing on some knockoff version of the original game. Now I was apart of this game from 2010-2013, 2015-2017, and I have zero regrets in my time here. I met a lot of cool people and I had a lot of fun. I’m 19 now, and while I’m long done with penguin circlejerking, I see how people younger than me could still enjoy it.

But, I personally draw the line at some point. Most of the “Club Penguin” armies died when Club Penguin itself shut its doors. I was a proponent of keeping armies around as long as the game was. But the game died…. and a small minority of people are still circlejerking on CP. I think the current armies still around are EGCP, the Templars, ACP, RPF, and Lord 26 year old incel Pain’s glorious Shadow Troops? I mean look at that list, its f****** atrocious. The worst part is, all these dudes barely even fight each other on the jank ass Private servers they play on. They literally sit in circle jerks and make emotes. I just don’t get it man.

Anyway, enough with the ranting. Heres some waxing, poetic bullshit that I feel needs to be addressed. CP armies in my eyes are deceased. We all had a great time, we learned about ourselves, and most importantly we had fun. Let a good thing stay in the past, and stop trying to  bring back a dying game within a dying game. It will never be what it was. The player base isn’t growing and it never will. It’s like everyone trying to reboot an ancient beloved movie series or making a sequel that doesn’t belong. I can’t put this any kinder, but please **** off.

The Nacho Army will never return. RPF’s like a walking onion article and ACP coming back is a huge mistake; it’s only going to taint the legacy so many kids were able to build up over the years. I mean look at RPF, it’s not even kids playing anymore. It’s straight pedos or like 23 year olds I shit you not.

We don’t march to the beat of the drums, we hear maracas. We’re not coming back, and this site will continue to remain a memorial. A special thanks to whoever put up Halloween gfx after all our old ones vanished in thin air.

Rest in peace to the toughest and chillest group of penguin-snotty-squeaky children individuals ever assembled.

All Hail Nachonnia!

Well that’s my two cents. Hope everyone’s doing well.




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