Nacho Story Book

-Nacho Stories-

These stories below are from the soldiers of the Nacho Army who sent in their own stories of the way the Nachos are in battles or just relaxing on chat or Club Penguin! Comment to have your story entered! Not all stories will be added.

[Warning: Some stories may contain strong language, we are sorry if you are offended by any of the content]

Table of Contents:

Click the link to the story you would like to read!

  1. A Nacho Story – By Time689
  2. Puckley’s Biography – By Time689
  3. A Day in the Life of a Nacho Head General – By Pengyster48
  4. The Day of Reckoning – By Tomb147
  5. Lost in War! – By Zzztops
  6. Gentlemen – By AkaBob22
  7. BOOK I: A New Dawn – By 77hockey
  8. BOOK II: The Big City – By 77hockey
  9. BOOK III: Air Strike – By 77hockey
  10. BOOK IV: The Invasion – By 77hockey
  11. BOOK V: Here It Is – By 77hockey
  12. BOOK VI: The Final Battle – By 77hockey
  13. Lemons for the Champions – By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
  14. PART II: Unforgettable War – By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
  15. PART III: Sweet Cheese Revenge – By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)
  16. Another Day, Another War – By Fido1625
  17. Stay Frosty – By Retsphe
  18. The Greatest Day in Nacho History – By Patrick2143
  19. The Siege – By Spiff
  20. A Nacho Christmas Story – By B Batman3
  21. Elmikey Owned – By Hazie

A Nacho Story

By: Time689

Once upon a time, a universe, far, far, away…

Shadow was polishing his decoy rocks, while Person was recruiting, while Aka was on his PS3, while Shaq was training, while Linkin was just being Linkin, while Puckley was counting his lemons, while Terr was bored, while Smeeble slept, while Time was training, ACP invaded Mammoth.

“Get your butts to Mammoth!!” Shadow yelled.

“Yes sir!” Puckley responded.

Billybob was strolling through Mammoth, until ACP surrounded him.

“WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?” Billybob screamed in rage.

“We are invading this server, SO BACK OFF!” Oagalthorp said.

“Yeah!…” Shaboomboom back’d up sarcastically.

Suddenly, the Nacho division, Army, showed up.  It was a battle.

“FIRE!” Person yelled.

“King Kinz, get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin said.

“Sir, I don’t have a liscence…” King Kinz responded.

“Okay, Time get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin tried again.

“Yes sir!” Time answered.

So Time fired at the Pepto Bismol© building.  (Oagalthorp LOVED  Pepto Bismol)

While the town was being fought over, the Air Force division was protecting Shadow’s ‘Decoy Rock Factory’.

“Guard the entrances Rabo!  Guard it with your life.” Shaq ordered.

“Okay, I’ll die over it…” Rabo answered.

While they were fighting over the warehouse, the Navy division were at the Ice Berg. (Linkin was leading)

Linkin yelled, “Come on Tomb you slow-poke!”

“Yes sir…*pant pant*” Tomb gasped.

Linkin and Tomb took the ‘Secret Tunnel’, they surprisingly met Aunt Arctic on the way.  “Why hello, boys!  Have a cookie.” Aunt Arctic said softly.

“Ehh, OKAY!”  Linkin said.

So Linkin and Tomb and some others were on there way.  The tunnel lead them to the Pizza Parlor, Linkin peeked up, and saw Boomer in a port-a-potty, it said, “Occupied FOREVER”

“Hmmph, should’ve known.” Linkin laughed.

At the town, Time was firing the cat tank, the rest were fighting on ground.

Bat showed up, and asked, “Person, can UMA help fight?”

“Sure, but you have to get the army here…NOW.” Person smiled.

A couple minutes later, UMA was ALL over Club Penguin; Person and the others smiled cheerfully.

UMA, Nachos, and ACP went to the Snow Forts, it was now a huge war.

Puckley felt something weird in his pocket, he pulled out a lemon.  “This ought to do the trick!”

Millions of lemons attacked ACP soldiers.

Person told Aka to lead the rest of the battle, he was happy.

Oagalthorp whispered to Shab, “Are your boxers on too tight, mine are!”

Aka took charge of the Cat Tank,  he fired at the “Boxer store”, Oagal looked like he was going to wet himself.

Aka saw a butt-load of ACP soldiers (coming up the rear O_O) and threw his specially designed sombreo and cut them all in half near-instantly.

Bat had to leave, so Lots of Pie took over, he was determined to win.

The battle was almost over, the Nachos and UMA took the final charge.  Half of ACP were still recovering from the crazy lemon attack.  So the 2 armies took the battle, and finished it.

ACP were gone.

“WE WON!!” Everyone yelled.

Moral: ACP shouldn’t invade Mammoth.

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Puckley’s Biography

By: Time689

Once upon a time, on planet far, far away, Puckley was born.

Puckley was raised by his parents.  His parents owned, “The Lemon Factory”,  so Puckley always had a strange obsession with lemons.

“LEMON!” Puckley screamed.  This was Puckley’s first word, so his parents gave him a truck load of lemons.

A couple years later, he was 5, he was sleeping one night in his own bed, his bed had a sheet on it with pictures of lemons all over it, his room had painted lemons on the wall, and in his shoe drawer, he had a lemon.

Puckley was at his first day of school.  He met a penguin named Pringle.  Pringle also had a obsession, a obsession of saying, “Bonk”.  “BONK BONK BONK BONK!” The 5 year old Pringle said.

“Hello, Pringle!” Puckley said cheerfully.  “My name is Puckley.”  Puckley’s back-pack was stuffed with his lunch, his lunch was, of course, lemons.

After sometime, Oagalthorp came to the lunch table, he also had an obsession, an obsession with Pepto Bismol©.  “Yellow!  My name is Oagal!”

“Why hello, my name is Puckley.  You can call me Puck.” Puckley answered.

“My name is Pringle!” Pringle screamed!

“My name is Oagalthorp!” Oagal said when he just finished his Pepto Bismol bottle.  “Do you know where the next Pepto Bismol store is?”

“Nope, I have no idea.” Puckley answered.

Over the years, Oagal left school, and went to work at the Pepto Bismol shack.  Pringle & Puck were in college now.

After college, Puck went to the Nachos as a Co-leader, and Pringle went to RFW, as a Leader.  Oagal, well Oagal, he died of too much Pepto Bismol.

“Let’s recruit!” Puckley said cheerfully to the nacho soldiers, “White House, Town”

It was awesome!  Puckley & Pringle were awesome.

One battle, Pringle & Puck shut there eyes, and they went…UP THERE.

Moral: Don’t doubt Puck and Pringle.

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A Day in the Life of a Nacho Head General

By: Pengyster48

*gets on chat*

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: Hey Person

Person: I will give you a blowjob for just $2:00.  Can you put that in a non perverted way?

Pengyster48: Uhh…

*switch back to main chat*

Random N00b: HELP ME AT MAMMOTH!!!11!! I NEED BAK UP!!1!!1 ACP IS ATAKING!!11!!

Pengyster48: I have kicked Random N00b.  Reason: N00B!!!!!

Person: All Nachos to Fjord to recruit!

Zzztops: Yes me lord.

Pengyster48: But I am le’ tired…

Person: Well take a nap, THEN COME TO FJORD!!!  :@

Flarry: Party in meh pants

Jayson: Yay!!!

Cookies: WHERES THE PRUNE JUICE!?!?!?

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: So how’s it goin?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: Hello you there?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: You it’d be nice if you replied once in a while…

Person: *no response*

*switch back to main chat*

N00b: Person you’re so cool!1!!1!

Person: *once again, no response*

Some other n00b: Person is like the best leder eva!!!11!

Pengyster48: *rolls eyes*

Jayson: Here Pengy, have a lemon whiskey *crashes into pole*

Pengyster48: Thanks Jayson! *chugs whiskey* Mmm

Flarry: Who wants to go streaking across CP with me?

Pengyster48: Me!!!!! *falls on floor unconscious*

Person: Let’s leave that guy on the floor.  He never did anything for Nachos anyway.

Zzztops: Yeah.  It’s not like he raised me in the Nachos and taught me everything I know.

Person: Exactly.

Oagal: WHERES THE PEPTO BISMAL!?!?!?

Shadow: DIE!!!!  *throws rock at Oagal*

Flarry: G2g hide in MJ’s closet.

Jayson: I’m comin too.

Pengyster48: *eventully gets bored and leaves*

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THE DAY OF RECKONING

A CIVIL WAR STORY BY TOMB147

Chapter 1: The Beginning

THE DAY WAS CLEAR, NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.

ZIPPY500 WAS LEADING A SCOUT MADE UP OF 5 PEOPLE ON FJORD, WHEN SUDDENLY; TOM WOLF APPEARED WITH DOUBLE OF WHAT ZIPPY HAD.

STARTLED, ZIPPY STUMBLED ON A ROCK WHILE TOM WOLF LAUGHED TO HIMSELF.

“PATHETIC”, HE SAID.

“THE GREAT ZIPPY CANNOT EVEN MANAGE TO HOLD HIMSELF UP, MUCH LESS LEAD AN ARMY.”

ZIPPY ROSE BACK, “HOW DARE YOU, YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THAT WE LEAD EQUALLY!”

“PFFT” YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT YOU CLEARLY TOOK CONTROL OF THIS ARMY WHEN I LEFT FOR VACATION!”

“HOW DARE YOU! EVEN IF I DID TAKE OVER, I DIDN’T MEAN IT!”

“WELL GUESS WHAT, TOM SAID, I REALLY DON’T CARE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!”

“THAT’S IT” ZIPPY SAID.

IT’S WAR.

Chapter 2: WAR.

ZIPPY LEAPED UP AND ORDERED 50 TROOPS FROM THE BARRACKS (LOCATED AT BLIZZARD).

TOM ALSO, CALLED IN ABOUT 50, IT WAS A TIE.

“AS YOU CAN SEE” ZIPPY SAID,

WE ARE MATCHED.

“THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK!” SAID TOM

“BOOOOM!!”

THE GROUND RUMBLED AND A FISSURE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE GROUND CRACKED. THE AIR TURNED INTO A MISTY DARK COLOR.

“I SHOULD’VE KNOWN, ALWAYS QUICK WITH THE EXPLOSIVES EH TOM?” SAID ZIPPY.

“THAT’S NOT ALL I GOT!”

AND ALL OF FJORD STOOD STILL, WAITING FOR WHAT TREASURIES WOULD COME NEXT.

“ARGHH!” TOM SAID.

YOU THERE! EHHH *READS NAME TAG* TERRYKING24

“WHERE IS THERE AIR ASSAULT?”

“UUH, SIR, IT SEEMS THAT ALL OUR AIR FORCE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!”

“WHAT!??!” TOM YELLED.

SUDDENLY, ZIPPY STARTED TO LAUGH TO HIMSELF,

“LOOKS LIKE YOUR IDEA OF A FJORD NAVY WAS A GOOD IDEA EH TOM?”

“HOW DARE YOU!”

THAT NEXT SECOND, THE ICEBERGS OF FJORD SHOOK WITH A RUMBLE.

“HERE THEY COME” SAID ZIPPY.

Chapter 3: Navy and Army Clash.

THE NAVY WAS AMAZING, THERE BLUE AND WHITE UNIFORMS SHOOK TOM’S SIDE UP A BIT.

THERE APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE, AND PERSEVERANCE WAS AMAZING!

THE NAVY SURROUNDED ZIPPY’S SIDE.

“READY TO GIVE UP TOMMY BOY?” ZIPPY SAID.

“NOT JUST YET ZIPPY” TOM SAID.

“I’VE GOT MEH OWN TRICKS!”

AND FROM THE COVE CAME THE ARMY.

THEY ROARED INTO FORMATION IN BACK OF TOM.

THAT’S WHEN ZIPPY SAID,

“NAVY! FORMATION 500!”

Chapter 4: Formation 500

SUDDENLY, THE NAVY FORMED INTO THE SHAPE OF A TRIANGLE!

“TRY BEATING FORMATION 500! OTHERWISE KNOWN AS, FORMATION CHEEZ-IT!” SAID ZIPPY

THE TRIANGULAR MONSTER CHARGED INTO THE CROWD, KNOCKING DOWN ABOUT 30 NACHOS ON TOMS SIDE.

TOM YELLED AND JUMPED UP

“ARMY, CHARRGEE!!!”

SPEARS CLASHED, SWORDS ROSE, HOCKEY STICKS SNAPPED.

IN A FEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT,

IT WAS CHAOS.

Chapter 5: The Resolution.

FINALLY AFTER BATTLING FOR ABOUT 5 HOURS, TOM ROSE TO HIS FEET,

“THIS IS POINTLESS ZIPPY!”

“YOU THINK?” ZIPPY YELLED FROM THE SIDELINES.

“ALL WE DID WAS CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTROY THE LIVES OF FELLOW NACHOS.” ZIPPY SAID.

“YES, PLUS WE STARTED TO FIGHT FOR NO REASON”

“WRONG.”ZIPPY SAID.

“EXCUSE ME?” SAID TOM.

“JUST KIDDING”, ZIPPY SAID CHEWING A RANDOM CHEEZ-IT.

“WELL OL’ FRIEND, READY FOR A NEW BEGINNING?”

“YOU KNOW IT.” SAID ZIPPY.

THAT DAY, 5 CAT TANKS WERE LOST AND ABOUT 50 – 60 FELLOW NACHOS FELL THAT DAY.

WHILE ZIPPY AND TOM WERE WALKING BACK TO BLIZZARD THEY SPOTTED A FIGURE HIDING IN THE DARKNESS.

“WHATS THAT?” TOM SAD.

“EHEM, SOLDIER SHADOW2446 REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!  ERR, SIRS!”

“COME ALONG SON, I THINK YOU’LL FIT IN JUST FINE HERE…”

THE END.

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Lost in War!

By: Zzztops

Prologue:

Somewhere in the future…
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. even noob armies made at the last second.  While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armies were enemies…. no allies.  Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. Club Penguin’s biggest world war was born….

Chapter 1

Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywhere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take A LOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW, tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos charged into the town. Penguin’s bodies were flying everywhere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do!  A loyal Nacho named King Kinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….

Chapter 2

Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge of training the recruits  by Akabob. “So you’re a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said Puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckley said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.

Chapter 3

Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.

Chapter 4

Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”

Chapter 5

“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began. Iceyfeet1234 the leader and creator of the IceWarriors was prepared. It appeard all of IW were at the Snow forts….. only a few Nachos were able to fit into the Snow Forts. Jimmy was one of the one’s lucky enough(or in his case unlucky enough) to get into the snow forts. Person could not get in and the Nacho troops attacked the IW in a disorderly mannor, sadly the Nacho troops were falling at a rapid pace. Iceyfeet yelled out “Everyone charge the Nachos… LETS FINISH THIS GROUP!” The IW started to charge! Jimmy and the remaining Nacho troops were about to be joke bombed but just then….. A Nacho cat tank flew into the battle field and blocked the charging IW troops! The cat tank broke the Snow Fort’s penguin capacitator and the Nachos charged in!  Snow guns fired, Snow swords clashed, and orders were being yelled! Person shouted “Nachos make a line!” the Nachos soon had a line. Then as if the action could not get anymore tense…. UMA charged in! Icey yelled “retreat!!!” The UMA chased after the IW…. leaving the Nachos the Snow Forts.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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GENTLEMEN

By: AkaBob22

One day the Gentlemen were hanging out by 2fort, waiting for the evil (ACP) Blue Team to arrive. Soon, the Gentlemen, thanks to Jayson’s scope, noticed a Blue Helmet cross over the battle lines. The War was on.

Puckley quickly started building a sentry gun, Qwerty was spy checking, and Aka was smoking 700 ciggarettes at once and coughed up a lung in the process. Suddenly, Police lit a Spy on fire! It was Seanehawk! Seanehawk tried running away, only to run into Linkin’s Mini-gun and was made into swiss cheese. Linkin the proceeded to pick up Seanehawk’s dead body, put him in a Sandvich, and ate him, killing Quince instantly. One down, 8 to go.

The Gentlemen were guarding the Intelligence (yes, everyone was), when suddenly the Blu Medic (Saint) and the Blu Heavy (Dryvit) ran in, Uber-charged! However, they fell short when Policeman used his compression blast and blasted him outside the Intelligence room, cancelling the Uber-charge. Jayson just so happend to see the whole thing, and used his machete to kill Saint, while Aka came out of…. uh…. nowhere…. and back-stabbed Dryvit. Jayson started Sniper humping and Aka started Spy crabbing over the dead bodies, lol.

Meanwhile, Naruto and and Korei were sitting up by the spawn, watching for enemies. Suddenly, the Blu Pyro (Boomer) runs in and starts trying to flame everybody! Puckley ran in from the stair case going to the intelligence, and fires 6 shotgun blasts, which (along with Naruto firing madly) eventually kills the mumbling beast. However, Korei was beyond repair, and exploded into a million pieces.Puckley then picked up all of the pieces, and built a new Korei, Korei4.

“WE HAVE TAKEN THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE” said Mcnuggetboy, while Pringle was bobbing and weaving all over the place, bonking the Blu Scout (Flappy) over the head, killing him instantly. Pringle runs, runs, runs, and finally jumps onto the 2forts bridge cover/roof, and runs to the Red Battlements, where he promptly says “BONK!”, but his head then explodes backward from getting shot in the head, by the Blu Sniper (Stev). His body laying in a crumpled heap, King Kinz swears that maggot will pay. Dodging sniper shots, King rocket jumps up into their battlements and smacks that sorry look off Stev’s face with his trench shovel. King then says “This is MY world! You are not welcome in MY world!”

6 down, 3 to go. Too bad it wouldn’t last long.

In a desperate bid to end the match quickly, the Blu Engineer (Clintos), and the Blu Demo-man (Divotoo) start setting up a base right next to the Gentlemen spawn after Divotoo blew up Puck and his all machines (or did he?). However, Aka had unnoticingly killed the Blu Soldier (Thebest22), and disguised as him, getting behind enemy lines. Aka then stood by the dispenser, waiting for the perfect moment. Divitoo didn’t realize this match was sudden death, so he had his back turned, while Clintos was upgrading his sentry. Aka seized the oppurtunity, and then: “SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!” Aka then quickly back-stabbed the Engineer while he cloaked and ran back to the Intelligence room. One more to go.

Divitoo started freaking out and became paranoid, setting up stickies aat every entrance and swinging his bottle everywhere, making a back-stab impossible. However, Divitoo forgot the teleporters (50 cent and Tomb), and all the Gentlemen still alive teleported into the battlements. Everyone started madly firing at all the stickies guarding the entrance, and pushed them over by the Demo-man. Rca blocked his only escape (the area below the Red Spawn), so now HE was trapped in the room. Divitoo paniked, and decided to run out, where Rca promptly killed him, blasting his pieces all over the room. “VICTORY” said Mcnuggetboy, and the round was over.

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BOOK I: A New Dawn

By: 77Hockey

The boys were playing at recess when principal Zippy called them into his office. The boys were Jonathan and Matt. Principal Zippy told them the news. “Boys…… your parents are dead. The ACP killed them during the war that was going on up in mammoth. I am deeply sorry.” Jonathan screamed in pain saying “THOSE MUTHAFUCKERS ARE GONNA DIE” Matt stood there crying.

It is 10 years to this day that the boys parents were killed……….

This is where the story begins.

The boys were working hard and there work at the factory. Loading guns on the truck to ship to the mountian training facility. Then a helicarrier came and landed it was full of acp soldiers. The guns pointed at the boys while motor said “Boys hand over the guns or die” Matt said “Fuck no you assholes” The acp cocked their guns when the N-TEAM came and shot down acp soldiers. Motor got away with 20 acp men and flew away. The N-TEAM left before the boys go to thank them.

The boys knew they were nachos so they decided to sign up at the caribou nacho base. Nobody there was important except tan. Tan saw the boys and smirked. “Boys shouldn’t you be reading your playboys?” Matt said “S-s-sir we want to sign up to be in the nacho army.” Tan laughed and said “NO. we do not want young kidss like you in this army.” They went away miserable.

When they got home they recieved a phone call from tan. “Hello boys you have been assigned to berg where Joker is the leader.” Matt was amazed that he actually was in the nacho army. And he was with his brother too. Tan also said “Pack your bags your flight is tommorrow.” They packed there bags and got on the plane the next day and flew to Berg. The Adventure had just begun.

They landed in Berg and there was Joker welcoming the new recruits. “Jonathan and Matt?” They replied “Yes”. “Well looks like you 2 are my new troops. Do you know how to operate a gun?” “No” *FACEPALM* “looks like i’ll have to teach you.”

They got to the base and there were noobs trying to shoot streight. A noob shot qwerty in the foot. “YOU DIP IM GONNA KILL YOU…. i mean uhhh nice try.” Joker said to qwerty “Hello qwerty these are the new recruits.” Qwerty looked at the new recruits oddly. “They’re in your squad i dont want more people that will kill me”

The boys got shown to their room. They bunked with a leader dash and Pwn. Dash tried to rape them when they came into the room while pwn was……. yeah he was doing that. Pwn was also the cook. Nobody liked his food so they ordered Mcshaddehs every night. The boys trained for weeks when the first call came.

EMERGENCY ACP INVADING BERG!!!!!1111SHFT1SHIFT!!11!!SHIFT!!!! TROOPS OUT TO THE BATTLEFIELD NOW. The troops woke up. Pwn was naked and didn’t put clothes on and ran out the door. The troops got their sombreros and guns and marched to the battlefield.

ACP was led by motor and were trying to get to the Cattank storage room. the battle was bloody people died on both sides but motor ran into a nearby building and joker followed him. Motor and Joker were firing at each other until joker lost him. Motor dropped a grenade on joker but joker slashed it in half with his sword and it didn’t explode somehow. Joker and Motor battled with swords. Motor said “Those boys you have they are gonna die if its the last thing i do.” “THOSE ARE MY BOYS YOU CAN’T KILL THEM” joker proclaims and stabbed motor in the heart and he died.

Joker felt the building give way so he jumped from the building and stabs the side of another building with his store and held on for dear life. The building gave way and Joker was safe.

The nachos held offthe ACP and joker was fine but Oagalthorp had a message for the nachos “We will not quit til we have the boys”

THE END

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BOOK II: The Big City

By: 77Hockey

The boys were training, pwn was naked, dash was doing what dash does, qwerty was drunk. Simple daily routine at the Berg base. This day however was different. Joker got a call from ads saying “Joker i need you at fjord right away Billy is missing we need to find him.” Joker then ordered his troops. “Troops we will all be going to fjord. Dash will take you on a field trip of the town of fjord while me pwn and qwerty speak with ads.” A noob shouted out “BUT MAH MUTHER LEVES THAR SHE VILL HURT MEH BADLI IF SHE FINDS OUT I R USED DRUGS” Jonathan spoke out “Too fucking bad”

The Recruits went to fjord and dash took them on a field trip of fjord they saw the condom factory shivers strip club the person hotel and the main nacho base. Joker pwn and qwerty went into ads room while he was raping some hot girls. Pwn said “ZOMG HAWT GIRLS GET OFF MAH ADS” he pushed the girls off and raped ads. Ads slapped pwn and threw him out the window.

Ads told joker and qwerty where he had last seen billy. “Billy was going into mcshaddehs to order a big shad then he left and i haven’t seen him since.” Qwerty pointed out “Maybe he went to a strip club for some action” Ads replied to qwerty “You are a fuckin idiot you know that?”

The field trip was going fine until matt spotted a dead body. Matt looked at the body and saw that it was BILLY. Matt called dash over to the body. Dash saw that it was billy and that there was a note. The note read ‘This will happen to all of your troops if you dont give me the good stuff ~Him’ Dash reported this to ads and ads came to the

“Nacho Leader Dead” was on the front page of CPAC’s daily paper the next day. The whole army universe was shocked.

The recruits headed back to Berg on a plane. Jonathan was sitting next to a naked pwn. “Pwn where are you clothes?”
Pwn said in a drunk voice “Don’t got none” “O_O” When they landed they started training again. Qwerty had to get 57 stitches because of noobs shooting him.

“HOLY SHIT GUYS IW IS INVADING” yelled ads into the phone. Joker was on it. He called all the bases and told them to get to blizzard to defend from the IW. Nacho forces from far and wide came to defeat the IW.

The IW brought their full forces to defeat the nachos. The nachos were split into 5 divisions, Cooper’s group, Ads’ group, Jokers group, Tan’s group and Aka’s group. Jokers group was the air force. They dropped the cheese and salsa and F bombs so many times on IW while Iw dropped snow bombs. During this battle a misterious figure pulled qwerty aside.

Qwerty looked at the man. “I know you” The man pulled out a sword. “I am him” Qwerty recognized the voice. “You are-” and with one slice of the sword qwerty had a mortal wound. The man made off quickly before anybody saw.

Pie saw the dead body and rushed over. “NOOOO NOT QWERTY WHO HAS DONE THIS TO YOU.” “……*wheeze* *wheeze* *gasp* it……*gasp* was……*wheeze* him.” and qwerty died.

The battle ended with half of the nachos and iw dead. Iw surrendered knowing that if they lost more troops the nachos would easily invade their nation. The next day the nachos held a funeral for all who died and especially qwerty.

The boys knew they had to get revenge for qwerty but how?

END OF BOOK

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BOOK III: Air Strike

By: 77Hockey

The nachos had lost many troops during the battle with IW. Qwerty’s killer was still at large. Nobody cared about billy’s death even though he was a leader. (Why would anybody care he was in like 3 paragraphs and didn’t even talk. Plus he sucks anyways. wait i’m kind of breaking the 4th wall by saying the paragraph shit. NEVERMIND back to the story) Dash was being a pedophile watching everything the boys did. Pwn still had no clothes.

Ads called a meeting once upon a time to discuss the leadership. “What about Cobra?” Aka said. “No he’s too much of an idiot.” Ads replied. Dash shouted “MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” “NO” the leaders said in unison. “Hey I got and idea” Joker said “What about we have pie as the new leader =D” Ads replied “sure fine i don’t give a crap I’m missing my porn shows for this.” “So it’s offical?” “Yes me ads now delcare pie the new leader of the na-” Suddenly they heard planes outside and went to see what was happening.

Joker looked up and there were 70 acp jets attacking Fjord. “Holy shit guys how are we gonna stop those?” Ads said to Joker “We run like shit.” So the heads of the nacho army ran to blizzard with all the troops that were there. Pwn was still naked.

Over 75,000 people that day were killed. And acp now owned fjord. “SHIT!” Ads yelled at many people. “Calm the shit down or ill get pwn to rape you.” Pie said. The Boys then came in. “We should go to war with those fuckers and get our city back.” Jonathan said with a strong voice. “We ARE strong enough. We still have weapons. We still are nachos. We can defeat them.” Matt said calmly. “The boys are right ads we are the nachos we are strong enough to take em.” Pie said. Ads replied “Fine as long as i don’t miss family guy for this.”

And it was set the nachos were going to try to take back fjord. They made plans they trained the noobies and they were set to head off to fjord.

Meanwhile…

“Sir the invasion is going as planned. We will kill the boys.” Fort said to a mysterious man on the screen. “KILL? you imbeciles i want them alive.”
I-I-I-I-I’m sorry master we will not fail you.” and fort shut the computer off.

“The nachos were marching 1 by 1 HURRAH HURRAH the nachos were marching 1 by 1 HURRAH HURRAH!” “SHUT UP PWN. NOBODY CARES FOR YOUR HORRIBLE SINGING.” and the nachos marched onto fjord.

When they got to fjord it was ravaged. Building are tore down. Acp banners are everywhere. Pepto Bismol factorys are massproducing pepto bismol even though only oagalthorp likes it. “Damn acp doesn’t know how to run a town very well.” pie said. “Troops Ads and cobra’s group take the east side. Pie’s and Joker’s groups take the west side.” Ads shouted to the troops.

Ads and cobra’s groups were taking their side of fjord when suddenly out of the dark Fort and 300 acp soldiers appeared. “I see you are trying to get your city back but its mine now.” Cobra chased down fort into a almost torn down building and the troops stayed and fought.

On the other side of town the boys got grabbed into an old building by Mchappy. “You boys are gonna die.” He pushed jonathan away and started fighting matt. “You are strong in the force matt.” “THIS ISN’T STAR WARS YOU NERD.” Matt got pushed to the ground and mchappy got out his knife. “I don’t care about my orders you will die.” Before he could kill matt jonathan shot mchappy in the head with a gun. “You don’t kill my brother bitch.”

Cobra chsed down Fort into a small room and got his pistol out. “Ok cobra we will give you back fjord if you don’t kill my ass.” Cobra then shot fort and left. Pwn came in after and took fort’s body for some…… yes that.

Matre annouced on the speaker “Fine you guys win we’ll give you fjord back.” The nachos celebrated that night over their win at fjord.

Jonathan was watching CPA news that night. He thought to himself “Who is giving orders to the acp?”

END OF BOOK III

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BOOK IV: The Invasion

By 77hockey

The nachos were cleaning up fjord after the invasion and pwn was doing “things” to fort’s dead body. (Please don’t ask) While cleaning up Dash stumbled upon a command room that the acp installed during their reign on fjord. He turned on a computer there and a fat guy was jacking off “HAI TOMMEH DIS PR0N R GUUD. ZOMG WHU R JOO AHHHHHHH *turns off computer*” Dash thought it was sexy.

The acp we’re planning an invasion of the nachos of the time and called upon IW to help. “Icey wuld joo puhleez halp meh?” Matre said. “WTF matre you’re not 5 you’re 46 years old looking for 11 year old girls.” “Oh yeah you’re right i always had a thing for 11 year old girls. So icey what do you say to my plan to destroy the nachos?” “No hell no they destroyed me before why should i attack now?” “I’ll give you cookies?” “DEAL” Icey then proceeded to eat his cookies.

Jonathan and matt became high ranked pplz in the nachos. “So ads whats on the agenda (Word i only use here) today for the meeting?” Matt asked. “Well i’ve been hearing that the acp and iw are planning an attack so i have brought pringle from RFW to halp us” Pwn then ran in and danced on the table naked. “Pwn i swear to god if you don’t leave i’m throwing you out the window and calling the whole army on you and you will die a painful death.” Jonathan angerly said to pwn. Pwn left.

Matt went to the grave of Qwerty that night. Matt told qwerty all that had happened when suddenly he heard qwertys voice. “M-m-m-matt i am here i am the great all powerful THEQWERTY1UIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.” “Why the hell would anybody be named that?” “I don’t really care about my name but know this. The Qwerty is always with you.” “It’s kinda creepy having a person how is dead with you. He could like ghost rape you.” “Well yeah you should be happy im not dash.” “Who killed you anyways?” “Uh oh go to go” “YOU SONOFABITCHWHYWON’T YOUTELLMEANDICAN’TFINDTHESPACBAR.”

Matt came back from the graveyard to the berg base and found joker there and decided to talk to him. “I heard Qwerty tonight joker.” Joker said “No matt, Thats called being high. What were you smoking and were can i get some?” “Wtf you know i don’t do drugs.” “Fine. So what did Qwerty say?” “What qwerty usually says.” “Oh i see”

That acp were planning with IW to attack the Nachos. “Bawss the plans are ready.” Matre told the man on the screen. “Good so the nachos and the boys will be mine after this amirite?” “Yes mr.bawss they will.” He turned off the computer while BAWSS was petting tuck his pet cat.

“ZOMG I CANNOT FINISH MAH ZELDA GAME *rages hard*” as pwn was playing Zelda twilight princess. “PWN turn off the game and come to the meeting.”Can i ‘cum’ to the meeting?” “NO BITCH JUST GO NOW.”

Pwn got to the meeting. “Ok men lets start this meeting.” Joker said. “The iw will be invading this base and the acp will be involving white house. Our battle plan will be to trap iw in a battle and then drop a DOOM bomb on them so they all die. Except for icey since he’s invincible but he will probably go to subway when he sees this.” Jonathan stood up. “Sir what about the RFW?” “The RFW will be invading acp so white house will be easier to defend.” “So this meeting is adjourned?” “Yeah sure. PIZZA TIMEZ WOO”

The day of the battle

“Ok men this is the day of the battle. We win we will be glorified for centuries. We lose and fade into obvilion.” Then a hooded man walked into the room. “Oh hello young man would you like to join the nachos.” “Young? You mutha fucker. I was and established nacho when you were a noob dammit.” “Are you…..” “How are you even alive after the jonny cronicles anyways?” “Well i wasn’t dead and i turned good :/. Wait does that mean you’re….” The hooded figure took off his hood and revealed himself to be.. “Holy Crap its hockey.” “Yes and i would like to lead this battle against IW.” “sure i would love a legend leading.”

Oh come on you knew i would include myself in the story at sometime and glorify myself.

“Holy Crap ads we have 77 hockey over here!” “Well Joker we have Quince leading us over here.” “Hmm i wonder why they decided to come back? Oh it dosen’t matter we’ll win.”

The nachos got into defending positions for the battles. The IW marched in onto the nachos and the battle begun. Bodies went flying. Blood was everywhere. Pwn raped an IW to death.

In the middle of this battle Hockey got pulled away by him. “Hey you SOB let me back into the battle.” hockey said as he pulled his sword out. “Ah Hockey you could have been one of my studentsif you acceptedmy offer and we could’ve ruled the cp army world together.” “Well fuck you” and the 2 engaged in a battle of the swords. “Hockey just join me and this will be over.” “No bitch” and he sliced him but there was no body anymore only the robe he was wearing. “Hockey i will see you when you try to attack my fortress. You cannot kill me you should know of all people.”

When he returned to the battle Iw was almost wiped out. “Drop a cheese bomb to end these bitches lifes.” The cheese bomb was dropped every IW died except Icey who went to subway. “WOO WE WON GUYS.” Is what joker said after the bomb was dropped.

Back at the base Hockey Told everybody what happened. “So the person that wants you boys is..” “Come on you can say it.” “Shadow.”

END OF BOOK 4

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BOOK V: Here It Is

By 77hockey

“Ok” Matt said “How do you know shadow and all the shit that has happened?” “Well it started about 2 years ago. Me and Quince were drinking our vodka on retirement island when shadow called us. He said “You 2 i have a important thing to ask you come to my house at 4 sharp and we will discuss it there.” So me and quince went. Shadow told us how we could rule the world together and we were like “ZOMG WORLD DOMINATION WIN” and joined him.”

“About 1 1/2 years into our training (or 6 months ago for you dumbfucks that can’t do math) Quince and I got pissed at shadow because he told us nothing about his world domination plan, so we decided to attack him. He saw us coming and warped us to different places. I was warped to the northern corner of the Uma empire and Quince told me that he was warped to the middle of an island of the GT empire. Shadow has epic powers now. He will be hard to defeat.” “Well, Hockey it seems like you haven’t told us why he wants the boys.” Is what dash said. “Oh yes the boys you have a mysterious power stored inside you that he wants. He was the one who killed your parents.” The room was shocked at the story that hockey had told.

The life went on and one day pwn got a package in the mail. “Zomg i haz package. Looks like good firewood.” so pwn started a camp fire. “PWN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE CLOTHES.” is what Joker said when he saw the fire. “Clothes? Oops still haz nun.”

Person1233 got back from vacation and heard what had happened and called a meeting with the leaders. “So….. Shadow is a evil villian set upon world domination. He hasn’t changed much.” is what person said. “Now how will we be rid of him?” “Well we could attack his fortress?” “Yeah sure lets do that” And they decided to attack the fortress.

“Hey Hockey.” Is what ads said. “Where is shadows fortress of DOOM?” “Up your moms ass.” “(d)” “Ok fine its at the top of Mt.Shabooby in acp territory.” “You’re saying that we have to march through acp territory to pwn shadow?” “Yes. How did you find that out i thought your IQ was -89?” Ads left crying because hockey insulted him so incredibly badly.

The nachos geared up and marched onto acp land. Pwn was still naked. They got into acp territory and saw shadows tower in the distance. “Men that is what we are aiming for. When we get there we will be freed from his evil shit.” And they carried on.

They were 70 miles from the tower when they were jumped by an acp squad. “Hello Nachos we meet again.” as matre said when he appeared. “Looks like we got you now. Master shadow will be pleased.” “MATRE” quince shouted “LET’S GO OFF AND WE’LL FIGHT 1 ON 1.” “Fine bitch lets go.”

“So matre what did shadow bribe you with?” “He bribed me with a quarter of the world when he takes over.” “Well seems like you won’t get that lanf when i kill you.” Matre tackled quince to the ground and stabbed him in the neck and almost killed him. “What now bitch?”

Hockey saw what had happened and took out his bow and fired a poison tipped arrow and hit him in the stomach. He ran over and took the arrow out and put it through matres heart. Matre was dead.

“QUINCE WHY????” “Hockey iwant you to know that, that one time i said i forgot my wallet i actually didn’t even though it was my night to pay for dinner.” Quince died. “You my friend were a great warrior.” and he picked up his body and walked back to the battlefield.

“PWN WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE BONER?” Joker asked pwn. “Well you see i see that hot acp soldier over there and i want to go fuck her hard.” “I give you permission” Pwn ran like hell and fucked the soldier. Pwn was not seen for the rest of the battle.

The acp were killed off with the nachos only having 30 soldiers left. After the battle a funeral was held for quince and the other dead people. The nachos marched on till they got to the tower.

“Here it is.”

END
OF
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BOOK VI: The Final Battle

By 77hockey

“Ok Men here we are. This is where our lives will all change.” Joker told the army. “You may die here. You may become legends of this army. You may have to go to the bathroom and never be seen again. Who knows what will happen? Nobody so we should go into this tower and fight!” And the nachos entered the tower

As they entered the tower a voice from the heavens announced, “Welcome to shadow tower losers. I am up on the 100th floor but you sadly cannot and will not get there. You can shop at the many shops that I have here.” “What the fuck a shopping mall?” ads asked hockey “Well, yeah maybe I should have told you that before we came here. Well uh lets move on.”

“HEY GUYS ZOMG GAMESTOP IS HAVING A 50% OFF SALE ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG” Cobra said and he went to buy stuff. Cobra came out with 17 bags full of stuff and loaded it into the plane and came back to the group. “What did you even buy?” Joker asked. “Everything….. In….. The….. STORE!”

So the men moved on when suddenly a bunch of shadow troops (u c what I did thar?) appeared and attacked the nachos. “Move on others I will a couple of troops will hold them off” aka said and the rest of the nachos went into the elevator and moved to the 22nd floor

On the 22nd floor they found a place called rapists anonymous and pwn was in there. “Hi pwn what are you doing here?” Joker asked “Well I have a story for you all. It shall be called pwn’s stories.” “STFU and tell us the story already” “Ok well it started while I was raping that acp chick. She then gave me a bj and yada yada yada the next day I woke up with a RAPE IN A CAN!!!!!!!!!! and a note that said “Fuck you bitch the cops are coming to bring you to rapists anonymous and uh yeah.” “So you wanna come with us?” Jonathan asked. “FUCK YEAH” and pwn came along for the journey.

The nachos moved on and a bunch of acp noobs came along and Cobra’s group decided to fight them. So the people left moving onto shadow were Joker, Ads, Pwn, Hockey, Matt and Jonathan.

The 6 got to the elevator to take them to the 100th floor. “Ok now we are entering shadows lair. Prepare for epic elevator music.” They rode the elevator to the 100th floor. The music was indeed epic.

They got up to shadows evil lair. “Well Hockey I see you have betrayed me.” Shadow said eerily “Actually I betrayed you like months ago so fuck you.” Hockey said. Shadow drew his sword. “Fuck guns lets have a battle where you need skill to kill.” Shadow Leapt toward the group but they got out of the way. “You guys disable the towers defense system and get out immediately call the air force and tell them to fire at the tower me and pwn will fight shadow off.” Hockey said. “B-b-b-b-but I don’t wanna die.” “don’t worry pwn we’ll be safe.”

Jonathan started disabling the system when shadow grabbed a hold of matt. “Disable that system and he will die.” “Jonathan, disable the system now my life is not important.” Matt said. Jonathan disabled the system and matt died. Shadow smiled manically at Jonathan but then pwn came from behind shadow and stabbed him in the back of the head, killing him. “What now bitch the naked wonder kill joo”

The group ran off and picked up the survivors of the battles to hold off other armies and they escaped. The Nacho air force shot down shadows tower. All was good.

The next night there was a funeral for matt and all the fallen nacho soldiers. Qwerty’s ghost was there giving Jonathan a thumbs up when matt’s ghost walked up beside him.

All was good in the nacho empire. For now.

END

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Lemons for the Champions

By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)

Person stood on a small mountain, watching the Nacho troops attack the ACP. Suddenly a huge blast appeared in front of his eyes.

BOOM!!! It roared, louder than the Nacho’s screams, louder than Puckley yelling out, “LEMON!” It was terror.

The blast ended… 43 Nachos fell and several injured. “Oagal…” Person murmured angrily. Person scanned the war room; A few ACP soldiers were sacrificed due to the lag. Survivor Nachos were crawling back to the camp, bleeding. “Sir, we can’t go on for now!” Zippy exclaimed, helping out a Nacho who was limping. Person stood silent for a while… Zippy looked up.

“ACP wins this round… we were caught off guard.” Said Person snapping his flippers.

The camp walked away injured and defeated. They arrived at Fjord, and rested there.

“Damn Person, we almost got them.” Puckley said angrily throwing a lemon to a poster of Oagalthorp drinking his Pepto Bismol. Person nodded. “But that was pretty awesome on what you did there, nice leading Puck.” He smiled. Puckley saluted and brought his lemons to Pringle.

“BONK BONK” Pringle exclaimed. He grabbed a lemon and threw it at Zippy, Zippy frowned.

“What the heck was that for Pringle?” he yelled

“Bonk!” Pringle screamed.

Zippy rolled his eyes and polished the cat tank, Person walked beside him.

“We need to recruit.” He ordered, his eyes narrowed.

“Ehh sir, the other Nachos are still injured like hell!” he answered. Person groaned and spat at the tank. Zippy pulled out his tongue at the spit, disgusted, and cleaned it.

“Aaah!!!!111! BATLE ON MAMO0TH! ACP ISH DER!!1! G0 DER AND ATAK!” A noob screamed grabbing an AK-47 and accidentally shot Puckley in his sombrero.

“LEMONS!!!” Puckley screamed and threw a load of lemons at the noob. Person laughed. Zippy was neutral and Pringle bonked himself. Linkin arrived with a cast on his left flipper, and a black eye. “ACP didn’t plan the bomb from the start, some Noob ordered them to.” Linkin chuckled weakly. “I just threw some lemons at a noob a while ago!” Puckley yelled while drinking lemonade. Linkin shrugged and played with his PSP. Zippy stared at Linkin and said, “I HATE SONY.”
*Meanwhile at the ACP camp*

“Success is ours!” Oagalthorp exclaimed happily while drinking 3 packs of Pepto Bismol. They threw a huge party and the troops shot their guns at a huge Pepto Bismol can, the soda spilled out and Oagal fainted.

*Back at Nachos camp*

Aka woke up from the war, he was covered in bruises. He yawned and coughed. He gasped when he saw a lemon in front of him.

“Puckley…” Aka said.

A day past and the Nachos were healed. Zippy ran to Person, he stumbled on rocks and fell on him. Person got up and frowned, Zippy coughed and said, “We can now recruit!”

“@#%$ yeah.” Linkin replied.

Person couldn’t go; he had to watch out for ACP troops at the camp. Puckley was in charge.

“We recruit, with lemons!” Puckley noted.

Zippy asked in grief. “Why the hell was Puckley in charge?” Puckley turned around and smiled, “Because my lemons are deadly.”

Linkin was healed; he ordered some of the Nachos for a coca cola.

“I asked for Coca Cola with ICE!!!!” He yelled splashing the drink into the Nacho soldier’s eyes. “AAAAH! MY FREAKIN’ EYES! IT BURNZZZZ” he screamed in pain. Pern (Person) turned around and frowned at Linkin, “Only I could do that!” he said. Linkin laughed.

At the ACP base, Kenneth had a meeting with the ACP soldiers. “I heard that the Nachos will recruit since we killed most of their troops.” He noted to them. An ACP Noob raised his hands and yelled, “OMG!! WE KIL3D DEMM!1! ACP IZ S0O0 AWSME!”

“SILENCE! Only I can talk here in this meeting unless I tell you to talk.” He shouted stomping his feet. The troops fell silent and Kenneth continued, “We shall hide at the Dojo and when they feel completely safe, we’ll charge at them, any questions?” he asked.

Nobody answered. Finally, a troop stood up, “I thought you said we shouldn’t talk!” he said confusingly. Kenneth was steamed, “Why am I always stuck with these noobs?”

Puckley was recruiting and 23 newbies joined, most were noobs.

“OMG HOW CAN I CHAT WITH YOU!?!?” A noob yelled in front of Zippy.
“Look up Nacho Army of Club Penguin.” Zippy said. “WHERE?! WHERE WILL I FIND IT!?” Zippy yelled and said, “Motha @%#8*-ing Noob! Just search it on Google!”

Aka’s spine tingled, his sombrero shook and his butt farted. He knew ACP was planning something. “That’s against the war law!” Aka shouted to himself, already knowing what ACP planned. He was freakin’ physic.

Kenneth led the army to the Dojo quietly, not letting anyone squeal or whisper. He was determined to embarrass the Nachos and kill all their troops.

Puckley walked around at the Snow Forts, where they recruited. Shab arrived late holding a cheeseburger in his hand. Zippy bumped Shab and dropped his cheeseburger. “OMG YOU DROPZ MAH CHEEZBGR!” Shab yelled at Zippy.

*Nacho Camp*

Joker ran away from Linkin because he accidentally knocked over his Coca Cola.
“Jesus! I’m sorry Linkin!” Joker screamed. “I don’t freaking care! You’re dead to me you little terrormite!” he responded angrily. Linkin grabbed a bat from a basket and began to bonk Joker in the head.

“BONK BONK!” Pringle said happily. Person stood in front of Joker and Joker stopped running immediately before he was gonna bump him. Linkin didn’t stop and he crashed Joker and Pern as they hit the wall. “Linkin, if you do this one more time I’ll remove you from your highest rank!” Person yelled. Linkin groaned and bit Joker’s flipper. Joker screamed.

*Snow Forts*

The Nachos marched up and down to attract penguins and Puckley gave them hot motorcycles magazines. Zippy just read “A Christmas Carol” and Shab ate his cheeseburger that was on the floor. Kenneth grabbed a telescope and saw the Nachos recruiting. He grunted and grabbed a mini-gun and shot it in the air.

The Nachos heard the shot and froze. “What the hell..?” Puckley wondered. Shab stopped eating and looked up. He saw ACP rogues charging down the mountain.

“Oh Snap…” Zippy shivered.

“PREPARE YOURSELVES MEN! And uh, WOMEN!” Puckley yelled grabbing 130 lemons. He got a cannon and fired the lemons to the ACP soldier’s eyes. The lemon juice sprayed them. “AAAUUUUGHHHH! MY EYES!” They squealed in pain. Kenneth grabbed an umbrella and charged down. There were still plenty of troops going down the mountain.

“WE’RE DOOMED!” a soldier cried while sneezing on Zippy’s poncho. Puckley gulped, “At least, we’ll die… with lemons…” At that point when Kenneth stepped on the Snow Forts, a loud rumbling began. ACP stopped and looked around, they were confused and so did the Nachos. Suddenly, a fog began to appear and covered the Snow Forts. “Hmph, Dramatic!” Shab chuckled. Then, Aka appeared in the shadows and started waddling to ACP slowly, and then 50 more Nachos did, waddling in slow mo playing “The Final Countdown”.

Puckley raised an eyebrow, “What the heck is up with the music and Slow Motion effect?” he asked. “I dunno, maybe to add a little drama?” Aka shrugged. Kenneth shook in fear and stepped back. Aka gave him THE LOOK. “You made a plan that was illegal did you not?” Aka yelled at Kenneth. He stood silent, not answering a word. Shab finished his cheeseburger and yelled angrily, “ANSWER FOO!”

“…So?” Kenneth replied, his voice shaked, like… like a pre-puberty voice. “Heh heh, I’m surprised Oagal didn’t do this!” Puckley laughed throwing a lemon up in the air. “Once we report this to CPA Central, you’ll be doomed for sure!” Zippy said. “HELL YEAH!” A Nacho troop answered. “We won’t report this, and we will never speak of this again… if you don’t attack us.” Puckley said.

Kenneth frowned; he looked liked Justin Bieber for a while there, Zippy raised an eyebrow too. “Fine!” he grunts walking away. The Nachos won the round.

“Well there wasn’t any action in that scene” Shab replied. “There will be!” Puckley smiled and grabbed a pellet gun and shot it at Kenneth’s ass.

“YEEEEEOOOOWWWCCCCHHH!!!!” he yelled while he zoomed up in the air holding his butt.

“Now that’s an awesome ending.” Zippy said.

They walked back home… home at the server Fjord where they belong. Puckley was counting his lemons, Pringle bonked all day long, Linkin was still mad at Joker, Joker played “Pole Dancing lite” and Zippy, Shab and Aka were watching Spongebob. Person was happy with what they did. Too bad they didn’t tell on ACP. That would have been great, the look on Kenneth’s face…

Just then, a loud boom roared in the Nacho’s ears.

“Oh well, back to reality!” Person laughed.

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PART II: Unforgettable War

By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)

Everyone was startled by the loud boom that echoed through their ears. Zippy looked around and saw Puckley grabbing a blanket with lemons. Zippy chuckled. “This is more like de ja vu eh?” Joker insisted still playing his “Pole Dancing lite” Person turned around, “Hell Yeah.”

Aka saw an ACP spy outside the camp and grabbed a cowbell and rang it.

“SPY SPY ON THE LOOSE!” he yelled throwing the cowbell at the spy. Billy ran to the spy and gave him a corndog, and then he cuffed him.

“Are you tryin’ to bomb us again greenie?” Billy demanded. The spy shook his head. “Tell us the truth or you’re going to end up like Osama Bin Laden.” Shab grinned deviously while grabbing an AK-47. “No! I didn’t do it! Sir Oagalthorp just ordered me to spy on you! But I promise I didn’t bomb you!” The spy pleaded crying. “Crybaby…” Puckley murmured.

Person un-cuffed him and the spy ran back to the forest, he tripped and landed on quicksand. “Serves him right XD” Joker laughed.

“I don’t think it was ACP” Person thought. “Yeah, me neither” Shab replied eating another cheeseburger. “Reminds me, where’s Pringle?” Zippy asked.

“Ooh! I wanna be Sherlock Lemons!” Puckley screamed grabbing a magnifying glass. He followed a trail of flippers and saw Pringle eating pies. Explosive pies.

“BONK BONK!” Pringle yelled while eating an explosive pie, the pie exploded on his belly, making it look huge.

“Dammit, I thought it was another mystery!” Puckley said. “That just gave me nightmares.” Joker shivered. “I think that was the problem why we heard a KA-BOOM!” Aka said. Everyone nodded.

“ZOMG11!! CH1C4AG0 BULZ MEH F4V0RI7E!” A noob replied watching the Lakers and Bulls game. “I like Lakers more!” A troop yelled playing Fallout 3.

“Hey Joker, let’s do wrestling!” Linkin said punching his fist. Joker grinned and placed on his sunglasses. “You’re on!”

While Linkin and Joker were wrestling in a cage, Billy grabbed a Type 100. He shot a Pepto Bismol standing on a table.

*ACP base*
Oagalthorp shivered, a troop walked in front of him, “What’s the matter sir?” he asked.
“I think someone shot a part of me.” Oagal replied drinking a Pepto Bismol.

*Nachos Camp*
3 hours passed and Joker arrived with a cast on his left leg. “He broke my god damn leg!” Joker wailed while putting ice on it. “You were lucky I didn’t crush your you-know-what” Linkin laughed. “Hell am I lucky” Joker rolled his eyes.

*Back at the ACP (again)*
Kenneth walked around in a circle with a bandage in his ass. Some of the ACP troops snorted when they saw it. Kenneth ignored them all. Flipper sat on a recliner watching Family Guy. “Flipper, can’t you see what happened to me!?” Kenneth yelled. “Your ass was owned by a Nacho?” Flipper turned around. “Exactly! I want to get them back. Whenever I sit down, the pain goes to me! They should PAY” he shouted. “Don’t you think you’re overreacting too much Ken?” Flipper answered drinking a coffee from Starbucks. “No, we’re going to show them where the pain REALLY hurts.” He grinned.

*Nacho camp*
Joker sat on a bed with a cast on his leg, wrestling was a bad idea anyway. Shab was playing his PS3 and Person was naked. Puckley made a mini-statue of himself out of lemons glued together. Zippy and Aka stared at the mini-statue all day, confused. Linkin barged in the door and screamed, “WE’RE GONNA HAVE A HUGE WAR WITH ACP!!!!!” Shab got startled and accidentally threw his PS3 controller in the air, and it landed on Joker’s injured leg.

“Not g-gonna c-cry… N-not g-gonna c-c-cry…” Joker teared up trying to ignore the pain.

Aka grabbed the weapons and tossed it to the troops, they all caught it, except for one Nacho, he dropped it. Aka stared at him and hit him with a police stick. “Ha ha! Puny soldier! You are no match for the Stick of Justice!” Aka laughed maniacally.

“Practice battle everyone!” Person clapped with his flippers. The Nachos marched to the Dock and tested their strength there. Puckley grabbed lots of lemons and threw them at a target with Kenneth on it. Pringle just sat there bonking while Shab grabbed a shotgun and shot a tree, a dead squirrel fell from the tree. Pern and Billy were practicing Joke bombs. “Yo momma is so stupid; she puts makeup on her head, just to “make up” her mind!” Billy yelled. “That was a horrible pun Billy!” Person said. Billy shook his head, “Club Penguin puns aren’t funny!”

Joker couldn’t practice, he was injured. The doctor said he’ll be okay in 2 days. “Stupid Linkin… if I didn’t lose I wouldn’t be like this!” he yelled in his head while he was stuck at the Nacho camp.

Shab stood up; he grabbed a boom box and turned the music on. “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOTT like me?!” he sang. “…WTF?” Puckley said. “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me!?” Shab continued. “You’re not practicing at all…” Billy murmured. Shab shook his head. “Of course I am! I’m practicing for the DANCE CONTEST!”

2 days passed and Joker was now healed, tomorrow would be the war time. Everyone was nervous, even Pringle although he won’t battle. “Shit, I’m cold!” Joker complained. “Joker, this island is filled with SNOW! Everywhere there’s snow! Aren’t we all cold?” Person said. Shab, Zippy and Aka laughed.

“Remember when I shot Kenneth’s ass with a pellet gun?” Puckley chuckled. “Hell yeah!” Linkin said. “I bet he’s scared right now, with the bandage in his butt” Zippy laughed.
There nervousness has suddenly disappeared, for now…

*ACP base*
“Good training men, Nachos will never know what hit them…” Flipper grinned. The ACP troops saluted and slept for the night. There was gonna be a heck of a war tomorrow.

“Psst, Flipper!” Kenneth whispered. “Zzz… What???” Flipper answered sleepily. “I have a plan.” He said. “What plan?” Flipper replied. “A plan that the Nachos will never forget, a plan that will be their worst nightmare… Are you interested Mr. Flippy?”

“Tell me more about this ‘plan’” Flipper requested.

*WAR WITH ACP*

“RISE AND SHINE NACHOS!” Shab yelled ringing his bell. “Ugh… it’s like, 7 am in the morning Shab!” Person wailed. “We have to prepare!” he replied. The Nachos got up and they started gearing up. Puckley sipped some lemonade with a cocktail umbrella and a chopped lemon under it. Pringle was scared, “B-bonk, B-b-bonk!” he said. “Don’t worry Pringle! We’ll be okay!” Puckley encouraged him. Aka walked beside him, “Probably not.”

They arrived on Mammoth. 90 Nachos arrived and 90 ACP rouges arrived. A tie.
“Are you ready you crispy Doritos?” Kenneth smiled. “You’re on you armed leprechauns!” Person grinned.

They charged at ACP and ACP charged at the Nachos. Shab shot some ACP rogues at the head. “Boom! Head shot!” Shab wooed. Linkin got on the Cattank and 12 ACP soldiers .were squished like waffles. Joker and Aka used arrows and aimed at ACP’s eyes. “Oh God! My eye! I’m gonna wear an eye patch now!” an ACP said. “Yay! We’re gonna be pirates!” another ACP troop exclaimed. Person rolled his eyes when he heard it.

3 hours passed and both armies were still strong. 40 ACP soldiers remained and 45 Nachos left. “It’s time Flipper.” Kenneth said smiling widely. Flipper nodded and gave him a shotgun. Kenneth grabbed it and aimed.
BANG! A shot flew. The Nachos stopped and so did the ACP. Puckley turned around and saw something that he couldn’t believe.

“NO!!!!” Puckley yelled. “Person!!!” Shab screamed. The Nachos ran to him. Person was shot, in the chest. He was bleeding, unconscious and half-dead. “Bring him to the hospital quick!” Zippy ordered. The Nachos abandoned the war, Kenneth and Flipper laughed while they ran, ran to save their leader’s life.

“You’ll be fine Person…” Aka said.

“You’ll be fine…”

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PART III:  Sweet Cheese Revenge

By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)

“CPAC CENTRAL BATTLE NEWS

NACHO LEADER: PERSON1233 SHOT!

One of the most famous leaders of Club Penguin history has been shot today, at 4:12 pm in the afternoon. The shot was from the famous Kenneth1000 and along with Flipper7706. Person was rushed to the hospital…

See more.”

*Club Penguin National Hospital*

“Is he gonna be okay?” Zippy asked staring at Person. The doctor shrugged, “Maybe, he was shot near the heart. He could have been dead by now.” He said. Puckley shivered and saluted slowly at Person,

“Damn those ACP rouges. They’ve gone too far.” He whispered angrily. “P-p-puckley…” Person wheezed. “Yes me lord?” Puckley chuckled. Person frowned weakly, “Y-y-our the l-l-leader… until I g-get b-better.” He said. “Ehhh, Okay?” Puckley said. “Guys! I heard they had food at the cafeteria!” Shab exclaimed grabbing a plate. “I hope they have lemons in there!” Puckley said excitedly.

“Okay Boys, I’ve got some grub here and any shit you wanna eat.” The lunch lady said. Shab grabbed a cheeseburger. Zippy stared at Shab, “Don’t you get tired of eating that?!”
“Nonsense Zip! I am Shab! The guy who eats cheeseburgers at the corner…” Shab yelled. Puckley was drinking his lemonade, thinking of what Person said.

Y-y-our the l-l-leader… until I g-get b-better. The words echoed through his lemony ears. Just then, Linkin interrupted him.

“Jesus Linkin! Don’t you ever say Hi or Hello?” Puckley exclaimed. “You’re in charge?” Linkin asked. Puckley nodded. “HELL ARE YOU LUCKY, YOU WERE CHOSEN BY THE PERSON1233!” Linkin shouted.

Puckley chuckled. “Damn am I lucky.”

*ACP CAMP*

“Damn it! Damn the Nachos! Damn them all!” Kenneth roared. Flipper stood up from his chair, “What the hell is wrong with you? Person was shot, aren’t you darn happy?!” he yelled. “You imbecile! I wanted that Person DEAD! DESEASED! DOGGONE AWAY!” he protested. He grabbed the CPAC Battle newspaper and threw it at Flipper’s face.

“If I had aimed properly that guy should be dancing with the clouds!” he shouted. “Wow, you’re REALLY overreacting. It all happened because of your ass getting shot.” Flipper rolled his eyes.

“I won’t stop! I’m also not gonna stop until I find Waldo!” Kenneth added. “The Nachos won too much, it’s our turn…”

*CP Hospital*

“Guys, I think we should go now.” Zippy said staring at his watch. “ZOMG, WAIT! IMMA NOT YET DONE ON MAH CH3EZBRGR!” Shab yelled. “Get the fuck out now.” Puckley ordered. “Yes me lord.” Shab answered saluting him. Puckley smiled and grabbed a lemon on his pocket and gave it to the lunchlady. “You can have it.”

They arrived back at Fjord. They saw Pringle running around screaming, “BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!” Pringle yelled.

“Who the heck can speak Bonk here?” Zippy asked. Puckley raised his hand. Puckley talked to the cracked Pringle. Puckley nodded his head.

“He’s high.” Puckley noted.

*CP Hospital*
“I wonder how the Nachos are doing…” Person thought to himself. He dreamt of something on his head. It showed Puckley making a snow angel out of lemons. “GAAAAAAAASSPPP!” Person yelled. His blood pressure started getting lower. The doctor saw it. “Nurse Regina! Give me the thingies that look like an Iron!” he shouted.
“Yes me lord.” The nurse replied. After that he rubbed it together, “CLEAR!!!” he yelled and zapped it on Person’s chest. “AAAAAAAAAUGGGGGHH!” Person screamed.

*Nachos camp*
“I hate you, you hate me! Let’s get together and kill Kenny.” Shab sang, “With a shotgun there and Kenneth on the floor, ACP is here no more!” Puckley turned around, “OH MY GAWD, YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!” He screamed. Shab chuckled.

“Barney parodies FTW!” Linkin yelled.

2 days passed and Puckley and Aka thought they should go to the Coffee Shop and talk. So they arrived at the town. A beggar appeared, “Spare change? Spare change sir?” A homeless penguin pleaded holding a can in his flippers. Aka felt sorry for him and gave him 10 coins. Puckley gave him a lemon. Then Aka and Puckley went to the coffee shop. The beggar smiled and turned away, then he grabbed something from his pocket.

It was a cellphone.

“Sir… I spotted Leader Puckley and Aka, they’re heading to the coffee shop, should I go after them?” the penguin whispered to the phone.

“Of course Jet! Follow them, but don’t be seen. Tell me what they’re planning later on.” The voice on the other side demanded. Jet turned off the phone and wore his hoodie. He opened the door and covered his face with his hood. He sat down on the couch and pretended to read the newspaper. Puckley and Aka were on the other couch.

“So about the shot…” Aka started. “Hell was that scary, I thought we would lose Person at that point!” Puckley exclaimed. Jet chuckled quietly and continued to read.

“I’ve been planning on bombing them… just to get back the ‘De Ja Vu’ thing… what do you think?” Aka said. “Bomb who?” Puckley asked.

“ACP”

A waitress with blonde hair went to Puckley and Aka, “What can I get you?” she said grabbing a notebook and a pencil. “Coffee.” Aka answered. “Lemonade” replied Puckley.

She nodded and 3 minutes later she gave them what they ordered. She spotted Jet.

“What can I get you sir?” she asked. Jet carefully placed down the newspaper, making sure Puckley and Aka didn’t see him. “I’ll have mocha frap.” Jet said silently.

“Sure thing sir- Wait a minute… aren’t you the famous General Jet from the Army of Club Penguin?” the waitress asked loudly. Puckley was heard it, he turned around. “JET?!” He exclaimed.

“I… erm… uh, no?” Jet lied. Aka stood up, “How dare you spy on us?! Have you heard everything we said!?” Aka shouted. Jet fell silent. The waitress stepped back. “Please, do be careful with the volume of your voice here, you’re scaring the customers!” she trembled. “Oh I’m sorry, it’s not like the customers here are freaking babies with putrid diapers!” Puckley added. Aka grabbed a gun from his pocket.

“Get out now Jet, or else I’ll kill the living shit out of you.” Aka said while aiming his gun.
Jet ran away, he tripped and left something behind. Puckley picked it up. “What the heck is this?” he murmured. It looked like a credit card if some sort and at the tip it said ACP.

“This is just like Scooby-Doo now!” Aka added while scratching his head. “I think we should examine this later Puck.” Aka said. Puckley nodded and they headed out. The waitress was still frozen.

They went back to the base, Linkin was playing ‘Where’s Waldo’. “Damn this game, I can’t even find Waldo!” Linkin yelled. Joker, Zippy and Ads were playing Monopoly. “Ehh Ads? When did you get here?” Aka said confusingly. “Do not question the almighty Ads, Aka…” Ads replied. “Haha! You stepped on my lot Zippy, pay up!” Joker laughed. “Ugh, I hate this game, can’t we play Chess instead?!” Zippy moaned. “Chess are for geeks!” Joker replied.

“I play Chess, Joker….” Ads murmured.

“I found this card here… do you know what it does?” Puckley said showing the card to Ads. “Holy crap! That must be a Monopoly credit card! Gimme that it’s mine now!” Joker wooed. “NO JOKER, It’s not a fucking credit card!” Puckley replied.

“Dammit…” Joker muttered

“OHAIDERE” Police said.

“Why the fuck are these people popping out of nowhere?” Zippy yelled. Police shrugged and grabbed the card. “Maybe for more attention?” Police replied.

“This is a pass card; I think you could use this to spy on ACP.” Police added. “Oh, now are hopes are going high!” Linkin scowled. “We should spy on ACP! But I’m taking a few Nachos.” Puckley reminded.

“MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!” A troop yelled. “No” Puck exclaimed. He picked Joker, Linkin, Shab, Ads and Aka and Police. “Why aren’t we coming?” Zippy and Billy and all the others wailed. “You have to defend the base, here, some shotguns will do.” Aka said. “WOOT, SHOTGUNS!” Billy yelled happily. Ads smiled and they all left.

*Deep in the Forest (Near the ACP base)*
The boys were hiding near the trees. “Okay guys, we have to be really quiet…” Ads whispered. “AAAA-CHOO!!!” Linkin sneezed. “Shush! Didn’t you listen to me?!” he said. Shab chuckled. “We have to crawl just so the ACP soldiers won’t see us easily.” Puckley noted. They crawled under the trees avoiding the ACP soldiers a few feet away from them. Joker crawled under the bush and it began to rustle.

“Hey, ya hear that?” An ACP troop asked. “Yeah, kinda sounds like it came from there.” Another replied, pointing to a bush. “I’m gonna check it, just in case.” The first one said going near the shady bush. “Think Joker! Think!” Joker thought to himself. He got an idea. “Uh… Tweet Tweet? Chirp Chirp!” he said loudly trying to imitate a bird’s sound.

“Oh, it’s just a bird!” The ACP troop said, he didn’t even bother to look closely.

“Dumb ACPs….” Police chuckled. They continued on crawling. Finally they reached the base. A huge metal door was in front of them; at the top were ACP troops. “Let’s shoot ‘em!” Shab grinned.

“No! You’ll give away our position! We have to think of something else…” Joker reminded. They thought for a second and Puckley had an idea. “I have an idea!” he whispered. “If it’s about Lemons again…” Aka muttered. “…No? We just have to LOOK like ACP! Shab, give me the branches and leaves, maybe some green facepaint.”

After a few minutes the Nachos were done and disguised themselves as ACP soldiers. Puckley had a leaf made Viking helmet with twigs as the horns. Aka wore a hula skirt with a green leaf-made hockey shirt. The rest were the same. “Uhh, Hello soldier!” Police said happily. “Hey guy! Wait a minute, are you really from ACP?” The troop asked. “Uh, y-yeah we are! We just recruited so we’re kinda new.” Ads explained. The troop stared at them for 5 seconds with a suspicious look.

“Okay then! Can I see your pass card?” he said. “W-what?” Shab stammered. He got nervous. “You’re pass card, you do have one right?” the troop repeated. Suddenly Puckley remembered something, “Yeah! We do.” Puckley said. He grabbed the card from his pocket, the one that Jet dropped. “Hmm… Okay! You’re all set! Have fun in ACP new rookies!” the troop welcomed. The Nachos smiled and went in, the heavy metal door closed at the back of them. “Shit! I thought we were dead.” Linkin sweated. “IKR, We couldn’t have been jailed for that.” Shab added. “No use of that, we have to see what Oagal, Kenneth and Jet are doing.” Puckley and Aka replied.

They walked to the shiny hallways and saw a sign to the left, “Captain’s Room”. “Wow, ACP really wants you to know where they are, what if the whole Nacho clan was here? XD” Joker laughed silently. They went to the left and sure enough, there was a small window on the door, letting the Nachos peer in.

They saw Kenneth, Flipper and Jet.

“Now what are they doing…” Police murmured.

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Another Day, Another War

By Fido1625

It had been a long day back at the Nacho Camp in White House, It was 11:15pm and most of the Nachos dozed off. Suddenly, a Watex Warrior appeared behind the bush infront of Tom Wolf’s tent. Tom woke up and loaded his AK-47 as self defence, the Watex Warriors rose on his feet and shouted ”FEVER HU AKHBAR!!” and started firing randomly in the sky. Tom tried to stay quiet and sneaked out of the tent to aware Zippy. ”ZIPPY!” he whispered. ”Ehhhh hi there,” he spoke half asleep. ”A WW has found our base and they have gathered groups to surround our camps!” he whispered. ”Get my Sombrero quick!” he yelled. ”SSSSH!!” whispered Tom. ”Oops sorry” said Zippy.

Zippy grabbed his Sombrero and woke up the others. The Nachos loaded their snowball machines and waited for Tom’s command to charge. ”CHARGE!!!!!” yelled Tom. 8 Nachos from each tent went charging out screaming ”NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS” ”FEVER BACK TO TUNDRA.” Tom spotted Fever in the corner trying to dis-able the Snowball Machine. ”HEY!” shouted Tom. ”Oh hey Tom, wheres Jerry?” he chuckled. ”Oh haha,” replied Tom with his eyes narrowed.

The Watex Warriors were growing as numbers of fans of Fever came to join in the ambush on the Nachos. ”FIRE!” shouted Linkin. Snowballs went flying over Fort Linkin in southern White House. ”NEVER SHALL WE SURRENDER!” yelled Fever. Civillians went running and screaming, all civillians not participating in the war got evacuated to Tuxedo where there was no war-zone.

Hours went by, all you could hear was Screaming and shouting. The Nachos planned one last charge to wipe out the WW and kick them out of White House and send them back to Tundra. ”ON 3 WE’LL CHARGE THOSE ORANGE TURDS,” commanded Person. ”1… 2… 3..!! CHARGE!!!!!!” shouted Person. Sombreros went flying, Winged Helmets went clashing.. after the charge most of the WW had ran away or died, the remaining WW surrendered under no leadership. Another war had been won by the Nachos. As an ordinary day at the base followed…

Moral: Never step foot on White House If you’re a enemey.

-The End-

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Stay Frosty Prologue

Nacho Story Winner 2011, By Retsphe

The lone soldier trudged through the desolate area that was once the great city of Blizzard. The wind whipped at his face, bitter and cold–almost identical to his calculating brown eyes, hardened from the cruelty of war. Despite the freezing temperature, the soldier could feel sweat building steadily along his brow, which had furrowed in frustration as he sauntered through the wreckage.

Captain Retsphe readjusted his bulletproof sombrero so that it shielded his eyes from the sun, which was beating down on his aching back mercilessly. He marched on, desperately attempting to ignore the grueling weather conditions. Eventually–after many hours of travel–the Nacho had reached his destination: Camp Guantánamo. He swept his gaze around the camp, which had been quite hastily set up by his fellow Nacho troops in the desert, briefly inspecting his surroundings; the oasis seemed to be suiting their needs sufficiently, at least. He spotted General Chrisi Blule, one of three generals of the Nacho Army, eying a recruit warily.

“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” General Chrisi inquired suspiciously.

“Of course I do,” the recruit responded confidently, dragging himself under a Cat Tank and grabbing at a wrench. However, as Retsphe strutted closer, he could see that Chrisi didn’t look nearly as sure as the recruit sounded.

“Need any help?” he questioned.

“Nah, I got this,” was the recruit’s response. The captain glanced at Chrisi, who simply shrugged and mouthed, “What else can I do?”

Retsphe let out a chuckle, then went straight into soldier-mode. Throwing Chrisi a salute, he announced, “No survivors were found in Blizzard, sir! Searched for two days and made my way back. Fresh LAV tracks were found on the road to White House, so I came as fast as I could!”

“Damn ACP,” Chrisi growled. “Very well. Captain, make sure this recruit didn’t screw up too badly. I’m going to check on the rest of the company. Dinner’s at 1800.” Captain Retsphe nodded dutifully, stomping over to survey the recruit’s work. Suddenly, the alarm sounded, loud and sharp, cutting through the still air like a thorn-sharp blade.

“WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!” the recruit yelled fearfully, panicking.

“No shit, sherlock!” Retsphe barked in response, smacking the recruit across the face, before beckoning to two other recruits who had been grappling at their weapons. “Get in that Cat Tank and drive, fool!”

The other duo of recruits bolted towards them as the engineer scratched the back of his neck nervously and stated, “B-but you–I–”

“I DON’T CARE!” the captain roared impatiently. “GET THE FUCK IN THAT CAT TANK!”

“Aye, sir!” the recruit shouted, saluting and shaking, before clambering hurriedly into the tank after his temporary fireteam.

“Hey, cap’n! Here!” General Chrisi Blule called, tossing an ACR with Holographic Sight to Retsphe. The captain caught it easily with one hand and loaded it, giving the general a thumbs-up and tossing a thanks over his shoulder as he rushed to battle. As he ran to the entrance of the camp, all hell broke loose. Deafening explosions sounded overhead as grenades and flashbangs were tossed, almost carelessly, by invading ACP soldiers. ACP tanks rolled into the camp, narrowly avoiding a few tents that were based around the entrance, firing machine guns madly.

ACP infantry sprinted in waves, running desperately after the tanks; the soldiers on the front lines were clearly inexperienced, and possibly untrained. Bullets hailed upon the Nacho soldiers, but nobody had been injured thus far thanks to the poor marksmanship of the Army of Club Penguin. “RETURN FIRE, NACHOS!” Retsphe declared, already glaring down his sights. Firing a few rounds at each ACP soldier to save ammunition, Captain Retsphe slowly inched his way towards the invading troops.

Two of the tanks had already been taken out by RPGs as three Nacho-made Cat Tanks rolled into the raging battle, launching missiles and raining bullets on the now-disorganized ACP unit. Dust clouds rose under the massive, thundering Cat Tanks. The gravelly voice of Ads354, another Nacho general, reached Retsphe’s ears. “CHARGE, ALPHA COMPANY!” Releasing a war cry, Retsphe rushed the ACP, firing madly, ducking and weaving around the heavy fire. Just within his peripheral vision, the captain caught a glimpse of a dusty-brown sphere as it rolled through the sand near a small cluster of Nacho troops. He sprinted over and rolled onto the ground, stretching out his arm grasping the frag in the same instant. “GRENADE! MOVE!” he called, simultaneously flinging it at the enemy, instantly taking out 5 troops. However, it seemed, with every ACP soldier killed, two more appeared to take his place.

“There’s too many of ‘em!” First Sergeant Harry Joe shouted.

“Take out as many as you can,” Retsphe commanded, firing a few rounds of his own. “We’re getting the hell out of here.” Tossing back his head, he bellowed, “REEEETREEEAAAAT!” Ads looked simply appalled, staring at Retsphe with a slack jaw.

“Wh-what? ARE YOU CRAZY, CAPTAIN?!” he demanded angrily.

“No,” Retsphe answered, “but I value my life–as well as my company’s lives!”

“He has a point, Ads,” Chrisi consoled, grabbing his arm and yanking him away. Ads tore his arm out of Chrisi’s grasp, letting out a final war cry as he rushed the enemy like a madman.

“ADS!” Chrisi yowled.

“I got him,” Retsphe promised. “Get the rest of the Nachos outta here!”

“What? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT! THAT’S AN ORDER!”

“And that’s one order I can’t follow!” Retsphe retorted, charging after Ads like a mad bull as the other Nacho troops regrouped and surged towards Chrisi, beginning to run in the direction of Fort Fjord. “REEEEEETSPHEEE!” was the last thing Captain Retsphe heard as he quickened his pace, straining his leg muscles as much as he could to get to Ads–who, by the way, had somehow managed to hold his own for the few seconds he had been fighting solo.

“Ads, c’mon! We’re getting out of here!” Retsphe called, firing from the hip as he rushed to get to Ads.

“NO FUCKING WAY!”

“ARE YOU CRAZY?” Retsphe demanded as ACP began to charge, surging forth like a wave during high tide. “Fine, if I can’t take you peacefully, I’ll take you with me by force!” With that, Retsphe rammed his ACR into Ads’s skull, instantly knocking him out cold. He picked him up by his arm, throwing him carelessly onto his back. Retsphe began to sprint, firing a few rounds over his shoulder. However, his attempts were in vain. A grenade exploded from somewhere behind him, and the force of the impact of the explosion threw him onto the ground and into the hard, compact sand; Ads went flying into the air and landed a short distance away.

A raindrop landed onto Retsphe’s battle-scarred face as thunder roared angrily in the distance. Rolling onto his back and squinting up at the ominous figure towering above him, he let out a frustrated growl.

“Give up yet?” Oagalthorp growled, voice laden with hatred, loading and aiming a simple revolver at the Nacho soldier.

“Never,” Retsphe spat, his own voice dripping with contempt.

“Then,” Oagal began, sneering, “I guess you won’t be getting that second-in-command position I promised you.”

“Your words are laced with lies,” Retsphe answered, grinding his teeth.

“And yours are a waste of breath!” Oagalthorp exclaimed, aiming a brutal kick at Retsphe’s side. The Nacho captain howled in pain as the combat boot made contact with his left flank, shutting his eyes tightly. “Very well. I have no other choice…” And with that, Oagal aimed carefully and pulled the trigger.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8372848/1/Stay_Frosty for the rest.[ Password: semper fidelis]

The Greatest Day In Nacho History

Nacho Story Competition 2nd Place, By Patrick2143

Nacho Headquarters, Fjord

Task Force Nachos

07:26

“Assemble the Task Force” Said Chrisi.

“Right away sir” Replied Sharpy.

Sharpy went to his officer and paged the members of Task Force Nachos. Within
2 hours the whole team arrived, Patrick2143 and Warrior99 were the two leaders
of Task Force Nachos.

“Make your way to the conference room, General Chrisi will meet you there.”
Ordered Sharpy.

“What do you think is happening”? Asked a member of the Task Force.

“I don’t know, but I know we can do it.” Replied Warrior

Task Force Nachos made their way into the conference room; they were greeted
by General Chrisi.

“Welcome Lads” Said Chrisi

“Damn Brit” whispered Patrick.

“Pardon”? Said Chrisi

“Oh nothing sir, just a little cough” Replied Patrick

“Well you better get rid of it because I am sending you into the meat grinder on

this one, Yesterday I got information from our intelligence group in Northern
Greenland that they have found a ACP Nuclear base, they intercepted radio
signals that had information on a possible nuclear launch that would hit the major
cities of all countries in Club Penguin. If they succeed the ACP will obtain total
world dominance, we cannot let that happen.” Explained Chrisi

“Why haven’t we caught these bases on our satellite cams, and wouldn’t we have
caught these radio signals earlier”? Asked Patrick

“The ACP base is actually located underground; it was disguised as a mining
operation. So when we looked at the pictures from the satellite we just thought
it was the ACP doing mining. To make it look even more legit they made the
soldiers where mining uniforms. Their barracks was located 50 miles away, when
we used thermal imaging we discovered that there was an underground tunnel
leading from the mine to the barracks. If the ACP needed any defence at the mine
they could send almost their whole army there. Once we had all this together we
started listening in on their radios. The reason we didn’t pick it up is because they
are now using a type of communication involving sounds. I can’t really explain it
to you but when we got that type of radios for ourselves we were able to decrypt
the codes.”

“Once we attack this base, shouldn’t we be invading the ACP shortly after”? Asked
a Task Force member.

“Me and General Danny have been discussing this with other armies. They are
all prepared for war. Once the attack on the base is complete the newly formed
alliance will step up to the ACP and ask for their full surrender of arms. If they do
not comply a war will erupt and will crush ACP. If they do comply the ACP will be
cut down into size and have their military personnel cut down to 2000 people.
Okay troops, you will be shipped off by helicopter by 16:00. Patrick and Warrior
will plan out the attack with you over the time that you have… Do us good men,
our life is at stake.”

15:45

Patrick looked up and saw the helicopter fly overhead and land on the pad 200
meters away. Guess it’s time to go. Said Patrick in his head.

“Okay boys, time to go save the world.” Said Patrick in his most confident voice.

The team of 6 got into truck and drove off to the helicopter pad. They checked
and re-checked their gear, everyone was nervous.

Task force Nachos boarded the helicopter, the Nacho high command was on the
runway. Saluting to the soldiers that were about to risk their lives, for the whole
world.

“Okay guys, Warrior and I have the plan all set. Before we enter the compound
we will need a sniper team to be based on this cliff over here, Snow globe and
winter will be the snipers. You will need to take out the targeted guards on the
base. After we enter the compound we will need to cut off the radio wires and
the guard house. We will all meet at the underground bunker entrance then call
in the Nacho forces to take the rest of the base while we clear the main bunker…
let’s move.”

“Overlord this is Sniper team 1, requesting permission to take out the targeted
guards.”

“Sniper team this is overlord, permission granted. Report back to overlord once
phase 1 is complete. Over”

“All units, commencing assault. Fire, Fire, Fire.”

Three shots went off and 3 bodies fell to the ground… The attack began

“All assault units move in on your sectors, all subjects are hostile!” Said Patrick

Assault team 1 would be cutting the wires while assault team 2 clears the guard
station, assault team 3 would sabotage any SAM’s or other air defence systems so
the Nacho forces could make their way into the compound.

“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, we have a AC 130 entering your airspace. We
are patching you through now”

“Task Force Nachos, this Is Viking 1-1. We are in your airspace and available for
assistance.” Reported Viking 1-1

“Viking 1-1 this is Assault team 2, ACP armour is arriving on location. Requesting
that you firing a couple 25mm rounds 5 kilometers north of the mine. That should
get their attention.”

“Uhh, Task Force Nachos this is Viking 1-1. Firing 2 rounds 5 kilometers north of
the mine.”

The ground shook as the two rounds hit the ground, all of a sudden the ACP
erupted into total chaos. They started running to vehicles and speaking into
radios.

“Looks like that worked” Warrior said with a chuckle.

“Okay troops let’s move in, it will be easier with most of the troops gone. But
remember there are still cameras and guards around.” Said Patrick

Assault team 2 headed towards the Guard building, when Patrick got to the door
he heard around 3 voices.

“I guess will just have to open the door and hope we can shoot them fast enough”

Patrick opened the door and saw that all three guards were on radios.

“Blizzard Alpine get in here, we are going to take these guys hostage.”

Blizzard, Alpine and Patrick took control of the ACP while assault team 1 cut the
communication wires.

“GET DOWN NOW”! Screamed Warrior

An Apache helicopter flew into the mine, searching the area for any suspicious
activity. The team was only meters away from the wire.

“We need to make a diversion!” Said a Nacho.

Warrior looked around and then spotted a radio laying on the ground, an ACP
soldier must have dropped it in all the chaos.

“Snow globe, I need you to crawl over there and grab that radio. As soon as you
pick it up radio that helicopter and tell them that the ACP troops over where the
shots were fired are in need of assistance. If they ask for any more information
say that you can’t talk right now, you are too busy at the scene.” Said Warrior

“Yes Sir” replied Snow globe

In a few moments the helicopter flew off and it was all quite again. Assault team 1
cut the wires and made their way to the bunker to link up with Assault team 2 and
3.

The engineers put a sabotage device on every air defence weapon, the device
would make the missile fire and friendly missiles in the surrounding area. This
would help if the ACP fired any missiles at the friendly helicopters flying into the
base.

“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, if possible I would like you to send two
engineers into the tunnels to set up explosives that will go off if any vehicles
travel through the tunnel. Friendly forces will clear the mines once the gain access
to it.”

“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, Copy your last. Be advised all SAM’s are
offline and the radio wire has been destroyed. Start sending in Nacho Special
forces to take control of the mine and the rest of the ACP in it. We are heading
into the bunker as soon as you enter our airspace to neutralize the launching
systems. Out” Said Warrior

All three teams arrived at the bunker. Patrick put reinforces charges on the door.
Once the choppers arrived the team would enter the bunker.

“Okay guys listen up; when we enter the bunker there will be three tunnels, the
two tunnels on the left. Those lead to the Nukes, we will not be entering those
tunnels. The engineers will take guard in the security office where the 3 tunnels
meet. Any ACP troops you see you will shoot, use silenced weapons and go for
head/chest shots.” Said Warrior

As soon as Patrick saw the choppers fly above the mine he blew the door open.
He just stepped in then an alarm went off, the team poured bullets into the
security officer and cleared it in less than 30 seconds.

“Teams take your positions!” Ordered Warrior

The engineers set up at the security office will Assault team 1 and 2 made their
way to the center of the bunker, where all the nukes were controlled.

“Team 1 and 2, circle the command room. We will all breach and take control, do
not touch any buttons!” Said Patrick

Breaching in 3…2….1….

The Doors flew open and all the officers in the room dropped to the ground, dead
in seconds.

“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, phase 2 complete. What are our orders for
these missiles?” Asked Warrior

Task Force Nachos this is overlord, well done. The ACP have ignored our request
for surrender. You will be authorized to fire the Nukes at the ACP bases around
the world. Grid cords go as follow Papa Rome 9 2 7 3 0 4. Fire at will”

“Copy your last overlord, Task Force Nachos out.” Said Warrior

“Patrick, go and get the keys from the commander. Put them into the slot and
enter the cords. Press the fire button then let’s get the he!@ outa here!”

Patrick pressed the button then all the rockets fired, the ground shook so hard
that warrior fell over while running to the door.

“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, launch complete. Requesting pick up on
helicopter pad above the base. Tell all friendly troops outside that we will be
coming up the stairs and to watch their fire.”

“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, proceed to landing pad. Special Forces have
just been notified. The whole world is proud of you. See you at Fjord, out.”

Task Force Nachos made their way to landing pad to find a black hawk helicopter
waiting for them. They all climbed in and made their way back to Fjord.

December 3, 2013

Nacho Headquarters, Fjord

Task Force Nachos

07:45

“Where here boys” Said Patrick

The helicopter landed on the pad and the doors opened, Task force Nachos
walked out onto the runway. All of a sudden Talex (Former Nacho Leader) Threw
jugs of Egg-nog at the team then pedaled away on a tricycle

“WHAT WAS THAT?” said Warrior after he refocused from that crazy egg-nog
attack.

“I have no clue!” Said Chrisi greeting and shaking the Nachos hands

“The whole nation is proud of you boys, you saved the world from total disaster!”

Said Chrisi while putting medals of bravery on the Nachos coats.

“Oh by the way, I’ll be sending you guys into the heart of the Light Troops. We
have received information that ACP generals are there. You will be briefed in the
conference room tomorrow at 12:00. Sorry that you are being dispatched right
after you got home, but the whole world is counting on you. Again.”

“That’s okay sir we’ll do anything that’s needed, especially when the world is a
stake. Again”

Task Force Nachos walked off to the trucks, followed by news crews and security
officials. Chrisi closed the ramp to the truck.

“Easy Day Sir” Said Warrior

“Easy day.” Said Patrick with a smirk.

The Siege

Nacho Story Competition 2011 Tied Second Place, Spiff

Chapter 1. One day the nacho named Bob was walking along the border trenches of Blizzard, on border patrol. It had been a long day, with the Army of ClubPenguin attacking them over 10 times that day. The Corpses of green colored penguins dotted the blasted landscape of churned up earth and blasted crators. The rotting stink of green flesh was visible from the trench Bob was stationed in. Bob’s M.A5 Guitar Rifle was strung across is back, with his tattered pancho flapping gently in the breeze. He lost his Sombrero a couple of hours ago, a damn lucky shot from a enemy soldier. His gun clipped his Sombrero in two. Bob was still waiting for a replacement. As he continued to walk lazily along the trench, a soldier by the rank of Sgt mouthed out the words: “Incoming, ACP!” A leap of terror surged in Bob but he shoved it down as he remembered how pathetic the ACP were. He heard the incoming screech of nacho “Cheese” fighters, which unloaded yellow sticky acid, or “cheese” onto the enemies. He joined up with a couple of his fellows, and aimed down the site of his rifle. The enemy was marching in formation, their roman helms glistening off the sun. He grew to hate ACP, and all they stood for. Naturally, the ACP soldiers died as easily as wheat before a scythe. A flicker of hope rised in Billy’s heart as the enemy infantry died. The Hope got squashed as soon as metal trangsports in the shape of a square charged forward, with giant mortars that fired pepto bismol from Oagal’s basement, which was incredibly toxic to Nachos. He screamed in horror as one ACP Square tank fired and hit the very trench where Bob was stationed.

Chapter 2. Bob woke up several meters from where he orginally was. He stood up, already finding ACP scaling the trench he was stationed. Steaming mad, Bob withdrew is Maraca club, and charged into the trench, smashing the skull of a acp soldier, and pummeling the beak of another. He saw a ACP Commander, and was certain that he was a Commander, as for ACP, the higher the ranks, the fatter you are. This guy was bloated, eating a hotdog in the middle of battle. He was barking out orders, with peices of hotdog flying out. The Nametag read “Kenneth100″ , Bob, angry with losing his friends at the hands of this arrogant a$$, charged towards him, bashing the unfortunate enemy soldiers as he charged. One of Kenneth’s bodyguards charged up to meet Bob, but didnt even get to lift his weapon as his head was blown off by Bob’s underslung rifle. Bob yelled a challenge at Kenneth, The blob turned his head, panting from the effort, Bob capitilized on his advantage, and sprung up from the trench and rammed into him. He bounced off, but he was able to knock the ugly wrech on his back, and the guy couldnt get up. Bob had to fight off two acp newbs to get up, and suffered a bruise on his eye for the effort. He swiftly silenced the two enemies, coldy calculating his strikes. He then jumped over the trench, ran over to Kenneth (The fat blob was still trying to get up) and in a single, fluid stroke, bashed his head in. He heard the meowing of incoming C.A.T tanks (Central Attack Tank) that went, meow, meow MEOW, ME-F*CKING-OW!!!! And shot out a bright beam on energy that chewed threw all of ACP’s tanks. Incinerating countless numbers of soldiers.

Chapter 3. The ACP was in full retreat. “Methinks Blizzard is safe for another day” Billy muttered to himself. He rushed back to the barracks, fatigue creeping in on him. He jumped on his standard issue hammock and fell asleep to the sound of long range cheese cannons and the vibrating ground, cuased by the rumble of a whole armoured company of C.A.Ts.

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A Nacho Christmas Story

By B Batman3

The Nacho version of the Nativity narrative from the gospels of Matthew and Luke.

On a cold winter night, In the middle of the Fjordian desert, a young carpenter named Stone523 and a virgin who he was betrothed to were traveling to Blizzardethlehem. The young virgin, Fluffy was revealed to be the mother of the Son of Kevin the God 9 months earlier. As they were traveling to Blizzardethelehem, Fluffy went into labor. Stone took the young virgin Fluffy to an inn, but the inn was full of a bunch of DCP faggots. There was no room for the son of Kevin the God. There was only room in a manger. The innkeeper led the young couple to the Manger, and the baby was born. The young virgin Fluffy named the baby “Centaur17”.

And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. Their names were Dj Dan, Summit27, and Agent233. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they got all scared and shit..  But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. Today in the town of Person1233 in Blizzardethlehem a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger.”

 Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the badass angel Akabob22, praising Kevin the god and saying,

 “Glory to God in the highest heaven,
    and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.”

When the angel Akabob22 got bored and had left them and went into heaven, the shepherds  Dj Dan Summit and Agent233 said to one another, “Yooo lets go to Blizzardethlehem, if the son of Kevin the God is there this shits bout to be lit”.

So they hurried off and found Fluffy and Stone, and the baby, who was lying in the manger.  When they had seen him, they all laughed for 20 minutes hysterically because the baby was ugly as fuck. They asked Fluffy what the babies name was to which she replied “Centaur17”. They all then bowed down and worshiped the baby filled with joy.

Meanwhile, three Kings from a foreign land were traveling and saw this big ass star in the sky. Now, back in those times a big ass star meant a new king/leader was born. The three Kings, Ace, Fury and Burritodaily from the lands of the Army Republic began following the star. The three kings arrived and asked the ruler of the region, Dan101:

“Where is the one who has been born king of the Nachos? We saw this  big ass star when it rose and have come to worship him.”

 When Dan101 heard this he was disturbed, and all of Nachonnia with him. When he had called together all the people’s chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Son of Kevin the god was to be born. In Blizzardethlehem in Fjord,” they replied, “for this is what the prophet has written:

“‘But you, Blizzardethlehem, in the land of Nacho,
    are by no means least among the rulers of Nachonnia;
for out of you will come a ruler
    who will shepherd my people Nachonnia!”

Dan101 replied to this: “What the fuck”, and continued with what he was doing. Dan101 told the Magi to go to Blizzardethlehem to find the child.

The three kings, Ace, Fury and Burritodaily arrived to find Shepherds, an ugly ass baby in swaddling clothes, Fluffy the mother of Kevin the god, and Stone523. They also laughed hysterically for 20 minutes because the baby was ugly as fuck. They too asked the mother Fluffy what the child’s name was. Fluffy replied “Centaur17”.  They then presented the new born son of Kevin the god with salsa, nachos, and cheese. Having been warned in a dream not to go back to Dan101, they returned to their country by another route.

3 hours after the Magi departed, Dan101 got super drunk. He didn’t want the baby to be king of the Nachos, so he sent his royal guard to start a baby genocide. A bunch of little babies were killed. The end.

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Elmikey Owned

By Hazie

RPF Leader 3: “mmm I just wanna fap to NACHOS”

RPF Leader 2: “I fapped my dildo until it broke, since my dick is the size of a thumbtack”

RPF Leader (Elm): “GUYS STOP. NACHOS ARE OUR ENEMY. WE MUST WIN, EVEN IF WE CLEARLY LOSE.”

RPF: Leader 3: “I don’t give a shit, I just wanna be a Nacho”

RPF Leader:  “YOU’RE RPF. NACHOS ARE SHIT. MAKE SOME PENGS TO MUTILOG RIGHT NOW OR YOU’RE DEMOTED”

RPF Leader 2: “Me and RPF Leader 3 have been like 2ic’s for 10 years now”

RPF Leader: “I don’t give a shit, I’m Elmikey and I’m leader of this Jew army for the rest of its existence”

RPF 407985982594ic: “Um…sorry to interrupt but you guys multilog”

RPF Leader: “Of course, we origin from DCP what do you expect. We max like 1000049959878956895498 of course we multilog”

RPF 407985982594ic: “I’m CPAC and I’m gonna report you”

RPF Leader: “Don’t bother, CPAC love us because DrMatt paid them off  for us”

RPF 407985982594ic: “That’s wrong,”

RPF Leader: “Do you think we have time to recruit and talk to stupid new recruits?”

RPF Leader: “WE ARE RPF. WE HATE EVERTHING EVEN LITTLE PUPPIES!”

RPF 407985982594ic: “Your getting fucked over on CPAC, Nachos will take you down”

A WHILE LATER……. ON CPAC……

  1. RPF (49859879583405 points)
  2. Nachos (1 point)
  3. AR (0.75 point)
  4. UMA (0.00000000000000000000000000001 points)

RPF LEADER AND RPF 407985982594IC RESUME CHATTING

RPF Leader: “What da fuck did I tell you, RPF always win, fap Hitler!”

RPF 407985982594ic: “Don’t you mean Heil Hitler”

RPF Leader: “Yeah, I know he gassed my Grandfather but FAP HITLER”

RPF Leader: “I want every RPF to attend event tonight”

RPF 407985982594ic: “Um sorry but there is 4 people in this army”

RPF Leader: “I want to max 100000000000000000000000 troops tonight”

RPF 407985982594ic: “FUCK YOU ELM, GAS ELM, FAP TO NACHOS”

RPF Leader: “Fuck off, we don’t need you. All we need is mutlilogging, our confidence, our stupid black outfit and my ego to be RPF”

RPF Leader 3: “I just wanna suck off Nacho Salsa off the hard Nacho chips………”

RPF Leader 2: “I already did, I quit this fucking army, GAS ELM, I’m joining Nachos”

RPF Leader 3: “I quit too, GAS ELM, I’m joining Nachos”

RPF Leader: “Just me now…. I STILL HAVE MY EGO. RPF WINS EVERYTHING…. WE NEED A NEW NAME”

RPF Leader: “I got it… Elmo”

RPF: “Elm for me and O for how overpowered I am with multilogs and bots!”

RPF Leader: “Time for my daily watch of Jewish Gay porn”

FAPS CAN BE HEARD IN BACKGROUND AND DRMATT ENTERS

DrMatt: “HEY EM”

RPF Leader: “pay for hookers or your dead”

DrMatt: “sure sending them now”

RPF Leader: “I’m outtie”

ELM DID NOT GET LAID AND REMAINS A VIRGIN AT THE AGE OF 35. NOTHING THAT MOVES WILL GO NEAR HIM.

DrMatt BLEW OUT ALL OF HIS DAD’S MONEY ON CP ARMIES AND IS NOW LIVING HOMELESS ON THE STREETS AND CRIES EVERYDAY

RPF LEADER 2&3 ARE IN NACHOS AND HAVE RECOVERED

RPF 407985982594ic IS IN NACHOS AND IS LEADING THEM TO VICTORY.

The end.

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  3. WHY ACP STINKS by Puggie4276 ————————————————————————— One day, while Puck was counting his lemons, while Shadow was deleting the JB songs off his playlist, and while Puggie 4276 was patrolling, ACP raided Fjord. At first sight of an ACP rouge, puggie4276 called out on Chat: Get your butts to Fjord! Acp there! They’re just attacking and attacking! I can’t get enough whoopee cushions to ward them off! So Puck ran from counting his lemons and said “Everyone! Go to Fjord gift shop NOW!” Anyone who didn’t got kicked. Then, a swarm of 67 nachos came emote bombing ACP. But ACP started using old ladies as bombs to try and make Nachos look sad and obey them. But it didn’t work. So ACP said,”ACP, get mind control helmets!” But because the mind control helmet store owner was a Nacho, he threw a bomb at the Gift shop and ACP died. And Nachos got out safetly. Moral? ACP shouldn’t raid fjord.

    • Your story sucks.

    • WTF THIS SUCKS!

  4. 1st!!!!!! yaw~!!!! ~hen16

    • 4th i mean :/

  5. Hockey’s are the best xD

  6. 7th

  7. EPICNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 9th and epicness!

  9. LEMONS FOR THE CHAMPIONS
    By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)

    Person stood on a small mountain, watching the Nacho troops attack the ACP. Suddenly a huge blast appeared in front of his eyes.

    BOOM!!! It roared, louder than the Nacho’s screams, louder than Puckley yelling out, “LEMON!” It was terror.

    The blast ended… 43 Nachos fell and several injured. “Oagal…” Person murmured angrily. Person scanned the war room; A few ACP soldiers were sacrificed due to the lag. Survivor Nachos were crawling back to the camp, bleeding. “Sir, we can’t go on for now!” Zippy exclaimed, helping out a Nacho who was limping. Person stood silent for a while… Zippy looked up.

    “ACP wins this round… we were caught off guard.” Said Person snapping his flippers.

    The camp walked away injured and defeated. They arrived at Fjord, and rested there.

    “Damn Person, we almost got them.” Puckley said angrily throwing a lemon to a poster of Oagalthorp drinking his Pepto Bismol. Person nodded. “But that was pretty awesome on what you did there, nice leading Puck.” He smiled. Puckley saluted and brought his lemons to Pringle.

    “BONK BONK” Pringle exclaimed. He grabbed a lemon and threw it at Zippy, Zippy frowned.

    “What the heck was that for Pringle?” he yelled

    “Bonk!” Pringle screamed.

    Zippy rolled his eyes and polished the cat tank, Person walked beside him.

    “We need to recruit.” He ordered, his eyes narrowed.

    “Ehh sir, the other Nachos are still injured like hell!” he answered. Person groaned and spat at the tank. Zippy pulled out his tongue at the spit, disgusted, and cleaned it.

    “Aaah!!!!111! BATLE ON MAMO0TH! ACP ISH DER!!1! G0 DER AND ATAK!” A noob screamed grabbing an AK-47 and accidentally shot Puckley in his sombrero.

    “LEMONS!!!” Puckley screamed and threw a load of lemons at the noob. Person laughed. Zippy was neutral and Pringle bonked himself. Linkin arrived with a cast on his left flipper, and a black eye. “ACP didn’t plan the bomb from the start, some Noob ordered them to.” Linkin chuckled weakly. “I just threw some lemons at a noob a while ago!” Puckley yelled while drinking lemonade. Linkin shrugged and played with his PSP. Zippy stared at Linkin and said, “I HATE SONY.”
    *Meanwhile at the ACP camp*

    “Success is ours!” Oagalthorp exclaimed happily while drinking 3 packs of Pepto Bismol. They threw a huge party and the troops shot their guns at a huge Pepto Bismol can, the soda spilled out and Oagal fainted.

    *Back at Nachos camp*

    Aka woke up from the war, he was covered in bruises. He yawned and coughed. He gasped when he saw a lemon in front of him.

    “Puckley…” Aka said.

    A day past and the Nachos were healed. Zippy ran to Person, he stumbled on rocks and fell on him. Person got up and frowned, Zippy coughed and said, “We can now recruit!”

    “@#%$ yeah.” Linkin replied.

    Person couldn’t go; he had to watch out for ACP troops at the camp. Puckley was in charge.

    “We recruit, with lemons!” Puckley noted.

    Zippy asked in grief. “Why the hell was Puckley in charge?” Puckley turned around and smiled, “Because my lemons are deadly.”

    Linkin was healed; he ordered some of the Nachos for a coca cola.

    “I asked for Coca Cola with ICE!!!!” He yelled splashing the drink into the Nacho soldier’s eyes. “AAAAH! MY FREAKIN’ EYES! IT BURNZZZZ” he screamed in pain. Pern (Person) turned around and frowned at Linkin, “Only I could do that!” he said. Linkin laughed.

    At the ACP base, Kenneth had a meeting with the ACP soldiers. “I heard that the Nachos will recruit since we killed most of their troops.” He noted to them. An ACP Noob raised his hands and yelled, “OMG!! WE KIL3D DEMM!1! ACP IZ S0O0 AWSME!”

    “SILENCE! Only I can talk here in this meeting unless I tell you to talk.” He shouted stomping his feet. The troops fell silent and Kenneth continued, “We shall hide at the Dojo and when they feel completely safe, we’ll charge at them, any questions?” he asked.

    Nobody answered. Finally, a troop stood up, “I thought you said we shouldn’t talk!” he said confusingly. Kenneth was steamed, “Why am I always stuck with these noobs?”

    Puckley was recruiting and 23 newbies joined, most were noobs.

    “OMG HOW CAN I CHAT WITH YOU!?!?” A noob yelled in front of Zippy.
    “Look up Nacho Army of Club Penguin.” Zippy said. “WHERE?! WHERE WILL I FIND IT!?” Zippy yelled and said, “Motha @%#8*-ing Noob! Just search it on Google!”

    Aka’s spine tingled, his sombrero shook and his butt farted. He knew ACP was planning something. “That’s against the war law!” Aka shouted to himself, already knowing what ACP planned. He was freakin’ physic.

    Kenneth led the army to the Dojo quietly, not letting anyone squeal or whisper. He was determined to embarrass the Nachos and kill all their troops.

    Puckley walked around at the Snow Forts, where they recruited. Shab arrived late holding a cheeseburger in his hand. Zippy bumped Shab and dropped his cheeseburger. “OMG YOU DROPZ MAH CHEEZBGR!” Shab yelled at Zippy.

    *Nacho Camp*

    Joker ran away from Linkin because he accidentally knocked over his Coca Cola.
    “Jesus! I’m sorry Linkin!” Joker screamed. “I don’t freaking care! You’re dead to me you little terrormite!” he responded angrily. Linkin grabbed a bat from a basket and began to bonk Joker in the head.

    “BONK BONK!” Pringle said happily. Person stood in front of Joker and Joker stopped running immediately before he was gonna bump him. Linkin didn’t stop and he crashed Joker and Pern as they hit the wall. “Linkin, if you do this one more time I’ll remove you from your highest rank!” Person yelled. Linkin groaned and bit Joker’s flipper. Joker screamed.

    *Snow Forts*

    The Nachos marched up and down to attract penguins and Puckley gave them hot motorcycles magazines. Zippy just read “A Christmas Carol” and Shab ate his cheeseburger that was on the floor. Kenneth grabbed a telescope and saw the Nachos recruiting. He grunted and grabbed a mini-gun and shot it in the air.

    The Nachos heard the shot and froze. “What the hell..?” Puckley wondered. Shab stopped eating and looked up. He saw ACP rogues charging down the mountain.

    “Oh Snap…” Zippy shivered.

    “PREPARE YOURSELVES MEN! And uh, WOMEN!” Puckley yelled grabbing 130 lemons. He got a cannon and fired the lemons to the ACP soldier’s eyes. The lemon juice sprayed them. “AAAUUUUGHHHH! MY EYES!” They squealed in pain. Kenneth grabbed an umbrella and charged down. There were still plenty of troops going down the mountain.

    “WE’RE DOOMED!” a soldier cried while sneezing on Zippy’s poncho. Puckley gulped, “At least, we’ll die… with lemons…” At that point when Kenneth stepped on the Snow Forts, a loud rumbling began. ACP stopped and looked around, they were confused and so did the Nachos. Suddenly, a fog began to appear and covered the Snow Forts. “Hmph, Dramatic!” Shab chuckled. Then, Aka appeared in the shadows and started waddling to ACP slowly, and then 50 more Nachos did, waddling in slow mo playing “The Final Countdown”.

    Puckley raised an eyebrow, “What the heck is up with the music and Slow Motion effect?” he asked. “I dunno, maybe to add a little drama?” Aka shrugged. Kenneth shook in fear and stepped back. Aka gave him THE LOOK. “You made a plan that was illegal did you not?” Aka yelled at Kenneth. He stood silent, not answering a word. Shab finished his cheeseburger and yelled angrily, “ANSWER FOO!”

    “…So?” Kenneth replied, his voice shaked, like… like a pre-puberty voice. “Heh heh, I’m surprised Oagal didn’t do this!” Puckley laughed throwing a lemon up in the air. “Once we report this to CPA Central, you’ll be doomed for sure!” Zippy said. “HELL YEAH!” A Nacho troop answered. “We won’t report this, and we will never speak of this again… if you don’t attack us.” Puckley said.

    Kenneth frowned; he looked liked Justin Bieber for a while there, Zippy raised an eyebrow too. “Fine!” he grunts walking away. The Nachos won the round.

    “Well there wasn’t any action in that scene” Shab replied. “There will be!” Puckley smiled and grabbed a pellet gun and shot it at Kenneth’s ass.

    “YEEEEEOOOOWWWCCCCHHH!!!!” he yelled while he zoomed up in the air holding his butt.

    “Now that’s an awesome ending.” Zippy said.

    They walked back home… home at the server Fjord where they belong. Puckley was counting his lemons, Pringle bonked all day long, Linkin was still mad at Joker, Joker played “Pole Dancing lite” and Zippy, Shab and Aka were watching Spongebob. Person was happy with what they did. Too bad they didn’t tell on ACP. That would have been great, the look on Kenneth’s face…

    Just then, a loud boom roared in the Nacho’s ears.

    “Oh well, back to reality!” Person laughed.

    PART 2 COMING SOON.

    • Hilarious story! That was great; I really enjoyed reading it! I’m adding it to the Story Page right now. I can’t wait until the next one. =D

      • Thanks Puckley! 😀

    • Too many words. D:

      • Is that a bad thing Hades? XD

  10. UNFORGETTABLE WAR
    By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)

    Everyone was startled by the loud boom that echoed through their ears. Zippy looked around and saw Puckley grabbing a blanket with lemons. Zippy chuckled. “This is more like de ja vu eh?” Joker insisted still playing his “Pole Dancing lite” Person turned around, “Hell Yeah.”

    Aka saw an ACP spy outside the camp and grabbed a cowbell and rang it.

    “SPY SPY ON THE LOOSE!” he yelled throwing the cowbell at the spy. Billy ran to the spy and gave him a corndog, and then he cuffed him.

    “Are you tryin’ to bomb us again greenie?” Billy demanded. The spy shook his head. “Tell us the truth or you’re going to end up like Osama Bin Laden.” Shab grinned deviously while grabbing an AK-47. “No! I didn’t do it! Sir Oagalthorp just ordered me to spy on you! But I promise I didn’t bomb you!” The spy pleaded crying. “Crybaby…” Puckley murmured.

    Person un-cuffed him and the spy ran back to the forest, he tripped and landed on quicksand. “Serves him right XD” Joker laughed.

    “I don’t think it was ACP” Person thought. “Yeah, me neither” Shab replied eating another cheeseburger. “Reminds me, where’s Pringle?” Zippy asked.

    “Ooh! I wanna be Sherlock Lemons!” Puckley screamed grabbing a magnifying glass. He followed a trail of flippers and saw Pringle eating pies. Explosive pies.

    “BONK BONK!” Pringle yelled while eating an explosive pie, the pie exploded on his belly, making it look huge.

    “Dammit, I thought it was another mystery!” Puckley said. “That just gave me nightmares.” Joker shivered. “I think that was the problem why we heard a KA-BOOM!” Aka said. Everyone nodded.

    “ZOMG11!! CH1C4AG0 BULZ MEH F4V0RI7E!” A noob replied watching the Lakers and Bulls game. “I like Lakers more!” A troop yelled playing Fallout 3.

    “Hey Joker, let’s do wrestling!” Linkin said punching his fist. Joker grinned and placed on his sunglasses. “You’re on!”

    While Linkin and Joker were wrestling in a cage, Billy grabbed a Type 100. He shot a Pepto Bismol standing on a table.

    *ACP base*
    Oagalthorp shivered, a troop walked in front of him, “What’s the matter sir?” he asked.
    “I think someone shot a part of me.” Oagal replied drinking a Pepto Bismol.

    *Nachos Camp*
    3 hours passed and Joker arrived with a cast on his left leg. “He broke my god damn leg!” Joker wailed while putting ice on it. “You were lucky I didn’t crush your you-know-what” Linkin laughed. “Hell am I lucky” Joker rolled his eyes.

    *Back at the ACP (again)*
    Kenneth walked around in a circle with a bandage in his ass. Some of the ACP troops snorted when they saw it. Kenneth ignored them all. Flipper sat on a recliner watching Family Guy. “Flipper, can’t you see what happened to me!?” Kenneth yelled. “Your ass was owned by a Nacho?” Flipper turned around. “Exactly! I want to get them back. Whenever I sit down, the pain goes to me! They should PAY” he shouted. “Don’t you think you’re overreacting too much Ken?” Flipper answered drinking a coffee from Starbucks. “No, we’re going to show them where the pain REALLY hurts.” He grinned.

    *Nacho camp*
    Joker sat on a bed with a cast on his leg, wrestling was a bad idea anyway. Shab was playing his PS3 and Person was naked. Puckley made a mini-statue of himself out of lemons glued together. Zippy and Aka stared at the mini-statue all day, confused. Linkin barged in the door and screamed, “WE’RE GONNA HAVE A HUGE WAR WITH ACP!!!!!” Shab got startled and accidentally threw his PS3 controller in the air, and it landed on Joker’s injured leg.

    “Not g-gonna c-cry… N-not g-gonna c-c-cry…” Joker teared up trying to ignore the pain.

    Aka grabbed the weapons and tossed it to the troops, they all caught it, except for one Nacho, he dropped it. Aka stared at him and hit him with a police stick. “Ha ha! Puny soldier! You are no match for the Stick of Justice!” Aka laughed maniacally.

    “Practice battle everyone!” Person clapped with his flippers. The Nachos marched to the Dock and tested their strength there. Puckley grabbed lots of lemons and threw them at a target with Kenneth on it. Pringle just sat there bonking while Shab grabbed a shotgun and shot a tree, a dead squirrel fell from the tree. Pern and Billy were practicing Joke bombs. “Yo momma is so stupid; she puts makeup on her head, just to “make up” her mind!” Billy yelled. “That was a horrible pun Billy!” Person said. Billy shook his head, “Club Penguin puns aren’t funny!”

    Joker couldn’t practice, he was injured. The doctor said he’ll be okay in 2 days. “Stupid Linkin… if I didn’t lose I wouldn’t be like this!” he yelled in his head while he was stuck at the Nacho camp.

    Shab stood up; he grabbed a boom box and turned the music on. “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOTT like me?!” he sang. “…WTF?” Puckley said. “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me!?” Shab continued. “You’re not practicing at all…” Billy murmured. Shab shook his head. “Of course I am! I’m practicing for the DANCE CONTEST!”

    2 days passed and Joker was now healed, tomorrow would be the war time. Everyone was nervous, even Pringle although he won’t battle. “Shit, I’m cold!” Joker complained. “Joker, this island is filled with SNOW! Everywhere there’s snow! Aren’t we all cold?” Person said. Shab, Zippy and Aka laughed.

    “Remember when I shot Kenneth’s ass with a pellet gun?” Puckley chuckled. “Hell yeah!” Linkin said. “I bet he’s scared right now, with the bandage in his butt” Zippy laughed.
    There nervousness has suddenly disappeared, for now…

    *ACP base*
    “Good training men, Nachos will never know what hit them…” Flipper grinned. The ACP troops saluted and slept for the night. There was gonna be a heck of a war tomorrow.

    “Psst, Flipper!” Kenneth whispered. “Zzz… What???” Flipper answered sleepily. “I have a plan.” He said. “What plan?” Flipper replied. “A plan that the Nachos will never forget, a plan that will be their worst nightmare… Are you interested Mr. Flippy?”

    “Tell me more about this ‘plan’” Flipper requested.

    *WAR WITH ACP*

    “RISE AND SHINE NACHOS!” Shab yelled ringing his bell. “Ugh… it’s like, 7 am in the morning Shab!” Person wailed. “We have to prepare!” he replied. The Nachos got up and they started gearing up. Puckley sipped some lemonade with a cocktail umbrella and a chopped lemon under it. Pringle was scared, “B-bonk, B-b-bonk!” he said. “Don’t worry Pringle! We’ll be okay!” Puckley encouraged him. Aka walked beside him, “Probably not.”

    They arrived on Mammoth. 90 Nachos arrived and 90 ACP rouges arrived. A tie.
    “Are you ready you crispy Doritos?” Kenneth smiled. “You’re on you armed leprechauns!” Person grinned.

    They charged at ACP and ACP charged at the Nachos. Shab shot some ACP rogues at the head. “Boom! Head shot!” Shab wooed. Linkin got on the Cattank and 12 ACP soldiers .were squished like waffles. Joker and Aka used arrows and aimed at ACP’s eyes. “Oh God! My eye! I’m gonna wear an eye patch now!” an ACP said. “Yay! We’re gonna be pirates!” another ACP troop exclaimed. Person rolled his eyes when he heard it.

    3 hours passed and both armies were still strong. 40 ACP soldiers remained and 45 Nachos left. “It’s time Flipper.” Kenneth said smiling widely. Flipper nodded and gave him a shotgun. Kenneth grabbed it and aimed.
    BANG! A shot flew. The Nachos stopped and so did the ACP. Puckley turned around and saw something that he couldn’t believe.

    “NO!!!!” Puckley yelled. “Person!!!” Shab screamed. The Nachos ran to him. Person was shot, in the chest. He was bleeding, unconscious and half-dead. “Bring him to the hospital quick!” Zippy ordered. The Nachos abandoned the war, Kenneth and Flipper laughed while they ran, ran to save their leader’s life.

    “You’ll be fine Person…” Aka said.

    “You’ll be fine…”

    Part 3 Coming Soon…

  11. Just write Chapter 2: Unforgettable War. Thanks! 🙂

  12. When neighbours become Enemies-
    By Fido1625

    The Nachos marched onto the land of Mammoth, Shadow was the first to step foot onto UMA’s nation, he cried and took out his sword and pointed it into the air ”It’s time, IT’S OUR TIME! CHARGE!!.” Nachos from both sides hid behind the walls of the Dojo, ready for ambushing the UMA. Pink Mafias smirked ”Hmmph, no one dares to challenge UMA.” A voice came out of no where ”I do,” It was Shadow! Both Nachos charged from both sides, swords when clashing, spears went snapping, snowballs went firing. Puckley grabbed his radio out and cried ”BRING THE CATTANKS AND LOAD THEM WITH LEMON WHISKEY!” After an hour of fighting the Cattanks finally arrived, ”FIRE!” cried Puckley, Cattanks went firing lemon whiskey all over the walls and floor of the Dojo, both sides were shattered. The UMA were full of fear, Shadow commanded the air force to attack the UMA stronghold of Mittens. Shadow cried ”PINK, DO YOU SURRENDER?” Pink replied in a drunk accent ”Lemon whiskey is niceeeee!”and that were his final words. Victory was upon the Nachos and the UMA? Well let’s just say they got drunk with all the Whiskey they drunk. The city of Mittens crumbled as the remaining UMA fled to save their motherland…– ”Wait that was lemon Whiskey that was fired out of the cattanks?” Puckley asked curiously. ”Maybe, maybe not,” replied Zippy with a cheeky look on his face.
    -The End-

  13. World War Against ACP
    By Spiderguy22

    When Person was feeling okay,Puckley felt better after the war when saying “NO!!!!!”. Puckley went back to the nacho camp.

    *Nacho Camp*

    Puckley: Tan,I guess Person was feeling fine after the practice battle with ACP.

    Tanman626: Well,Nice to hear that.

    *Tan sees Zippy*

    Zippy: Hey tan..

    Tanman: Hello Zippy..

    *ACP’s Military Base*

    Kenneth: I wonder where is Oagalthorp.

    Flipper: Hes probably taking a vacation.

    *Oagalthorp Comes in*

    Kenneth: What the?

    Oagalthorp: Im not taking a vacation. o_O

    Flipper: Sorry. I thought you were.

    Oagalthorp: Since when?

    Flipper: I dont know,I had a feeling.

    Oagalthorp: So then why are we argueing?

    Kenneth: Lol. XD

    *Nachos Camp*

    Puckley: Im going to see Person if hes okay.

    Tan: Um,Okay.

    Ads354: Ummm Puckley,I don’t think you should go alone.

    Puckley: Why Not?

    Ads354: Because you like lemons,And there might be a lemon trap from ACP

    Tan: Allright Listen up,Im bringing Some Of the nachos soldiers incase if you get trapped,Puck.

    Puckley: Fine.

    Fido: Im just gonna play My guitar. Cya Puck 😀

    *Puckley and nacho troops goes through the forest*

    Puckley: Soldiers,Find The Hospital where Person is.

    Soldiers Of The Nacho army[23 Soldiers]: Yes sir!

    *ACP Kills 23 Soldiers*

    Iasgae56: Well Well well,Look whos here,Puckley The Lemon Lover.

    Puckley: Oh No! Ias,Whats wrong with Lemon Lovers anyway?

    Iasgae56: You do realize I have 100 ACP troops surrounding you.

    Puckley: So?

    Iasgae56: ACP KILL PUCKLEY!

    Soldiers Of the ACP Army[100 Soldiers]: Yes sir!

    *ACP Soldiers Shot Puckley In the leg*

    Puckley: Aaaaaaah! HELP!!!!!

    *Puckley Runs back to the camp*

    Ads354: I wonder hows Puckley doing.

    Tan: Well,I dont know. I just wonder if Puck is alone.

    *Puckley Barges in*

    Tan: OMG!

    Ads354: wtf?

    Puckley: GUYS,BRING IN THE NACHO ARMY,IASGAE AND HIS ARMY AMBUSHED ME!

    Tan: Allright.

    *Tan Announces “Declaration Of War Against ACP”*

    *ACP’s Military Base*

    Kenneth: Looks Like I hear Nachos want war. *drinks coffee*

    Flipper: We will give them what they need,after all we have 100+ soldiers.

    Oagalthorp: Who told you to assassinate Puckley?

    *Iasgae56 Enters*

    Iasgae56: I assassinated Puckley Myself.

    *Oagalthorp Gets angry*

    Oagalthorp: IAS,I WILL HAVE YOU KILLED IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!,KILLING PUCKLEY WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN!!!!!!

    Iasgae56: Sorry,I didn’t know. And Plus I don’t even know the plan.

    *Nacho Camp*

    Ads354: Looks like the war is tomorrow.

    Tan: Puckley is injured badly,And yes the war is tomorrow.

    Gemkiddie: I heard that Puckley is injured.

    Tan: Yes,Puckley is injured for the 150 Millionth time. -_-

    Ads354: lol.

    Puckley: Im feeling a little bit better.

    Fido: Im going to see person…

    Puckley: Don’t get injured like me please. -_-

    Zippy: Becareful Fido,Your the troop of the month.

    *Fido goes to the Hospital*

    Fido: :O Person!!!!

    Person: Hey fido. *cough* *Cough*

    Fido: Are you feeling better?

    Person: Yes,Ill be returning to the nacho camp when I get out of the hospital.

    Fido: The Nacho army has declared war on acp,Tan already announced it. And plus hes going to get UMA to help Nachos.

    Person: Sounds like a world war.

    Fido: Yeah.

    Person: I hear there is a new army,Called “Light Troops”

    Fido: I heard of LT too,They suck like hell. And Plus,LT is going to help ACP.

    Person: Dont worry,We got UMA.

    Fido: Ill be returning to the camp,Tomorrow is war and I have to rest.

    Person: Goodbye Fido.

    Fido: Goodbye.

    *Fido Returns to the Nacho camp*

    Fido: *sighs*. Im going to sleep.

    *A Day Later at 8:00 AM*

    Puckley: WAKE UP! *gets Lemon Horn*

    *Puckley blows the lemon horn*

    Ads354: WHOA WHOA,Puck keep it down!

    Tan: PUCK I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT!

    Zippy: wtf Puckley.

    *Person comes to the camp and everyone get shocked*

    Tan,Zippy,And all the nachos: Hey Person!

    Person: Hello nachos,And by the way,The war is starting 8:30 AM

    *ACP Military Base*

    Kenneth: The war is going to start at about 8:30 AM,The ACP army is going to charge the snow forts. Thank you for your cooperation,ACP soldiers.

    ACP Soldiers: okay

    Flipper: Kenneth,Please Report at the control room.

    *Kenneth goes to the control room*

    Kenneth: What?

    Flipper: I found a video. And It says “Oagal’s new hobby”

    Kenneth: wtf,Its about oagal humping a tree that says “Mammoth”.

    Flipper: Omg,Oagal is not going to be happy when He sees this

    Jujuflower: I hope Ioioluk doesn’t find out im actually ACP.

    Flipper: Juju,Ioioluk already knows.

    Jujuflower: Oh great.

    *Kenneth gets out of the control room*

    Kenneth: Its now about 8:20 AM. We must gear up before we are late.

    Flipper: Okay.

    *Nacho Camp*

    Puckley: We are ready for war

    Ads354: Guys,Change Of plans. After we attack ACP,We will invade Light Troops capital.

    Tan: Great!,That makes the war even fun.

    Puckley: its not fun without Lemons.

    Tan: Oh shut up about lemons already. o_O

    Puckley: ……

    *Light Troops Camp*

    Ioioluk: Im really getting pissed off at Juju. She retires almost every army shes in and goes to ACP. Wow do you realize how Retard that is?

    RMStitanic: *sighs* Ioio will you leave her alone for a minute,The Nachos have declared war on us WITH ACP teaming up even if they are enemies.

    Ioioluk: Whatever,By the way to settle ACP and nachos, We won’t surrender to them.

    RMStitanic: But ioio,Their too large!

    Ioioluk: Small,meduim,Or large. I dont care. We have to stand up by ourselves.

    *Nacho Camp*

    Tan: Guys,We ot 9 minutes left to gear and ammo up!

    Puckley: We are all ready.

    *After 9 Minutes later*

    Tan: ALL NACHO ARMY SOLDIERS,BREEZE SNOW FORTS!!!!

    Puckley And The Nacho army soldiers: OKAY!

    *Nacho army charges In The snow forts*

    Tan: GET READY!

    *ACP’s Tactics*

    Kenneth: ALL SOLDIERS,BREEZE SNOW FORTS, DONT LET THE NACHO ARMY INVADE OUR SERVER!!!

    Flipper: GET ON BREEZE FORTS!

    Kenneth: THEIR ON!

    Flipper: ON THE COUNT OF 3,CHARGE INTO THE SNOW FORTS AND JOKE BOMB THE NACHO ARMY!

    Flipper: 1………………….

    Flipper: 2………………….

    Flipper: 3…………………. CHARGE IN AND JOKE BOMB THE NACHO ARMY!!!!!!

    *ACP Joke Bombs Nachos*

    *Nachos Tactics*

    Tan: GUYS E+9 NOW!

    *Nachos E+9*

    *Puckley Shoots On a acp soldier’s head with Sniper*

    Tan: OKAY NOW LETS TAKE ADVANTAGE! E+M BOMB ACP IN THE COUNT OF 3

    Tan: 1………………….

    Tan: 2………………….

    Tan: 3…………………. E+M BOMB NOW!!!!!!

    *Nachos Bombs ACP with E+M*

    *ACP Tactics*

    Flipper: We can’t possibly lose,This is our first time.

    Kenneth: Don’t worry Flipper. Light Troops Will Help us.

    Flipper: They Got UMA!

    Kenneth: I Will lead. ACP,E+L FRENZY IN THE COUNT OF 3

    Kenneth: 1………………….

    Kenneth: 2………………….

    Kenneth: 3………………….E+L CLOVERS BOMB NOW!

    *ACP Bombs The Snow Forts with E+L*

    *Light Troops Tactics*

    Ioioluk: OK,LETS JOKE BOMB THE NACHOS WITH THE HELP OF ACP,GUYS JOKE BOMB NACHOS IN THE SNOW FORTS AT GO

    Ioioluk: 5………………….

    Ioioluk: 4………………….

    Ioioluk: 3………………….

    Ioioluk: 2………………….

    Ioioluk: 1………………….

    Ioioluk: JOKE BOMB NACHOS NOW!

    *Light Troops Joke bombs nachos,ACP Helps joke bombing by pressing J*

    *Nachos Tactics*

    Tan: E+9 WAR FACES

    *Nachos do E+9*

    *UMA Tactics*

    Wgfv: GUYS,E+P BOMB IN THE COUNT OF 3

    Wgfv: 1………………….

    Wgfv: 2………………….

    Wgfv: 3…………………. E+P BOMB SNOW FORTS ON ACP!

    *UMA Bombs ACP With E+P*

    *Nachos tactics*

    Tan: E+P BOMB WITH UMA!

    *ACP Retreats away*

    Tan: This is a victory! And Guys,make sure you guys make it to the invasion of ice box.

    Puckley: Woo,We pwned ACP.

    *Tan says Thank you to the UMA Leader,Wgfv.*

    *ACP’s Military Base*

    Kenneth: This was our First Defeat against nachos and the Uma army. Light Troops was Completly No use at all.

    Ioioluk: Ken,This was only a 1st defeat. And I found out You and Nachos is going to invade Light Troop’s capital.

    Flipper: That is true,Ioio.

    Oagalthorp: Ioio,We aren’t your servants to help you out. The ACP army is going to help nachos because of your actions.

    Ioioluk: Fine then.

    *Nachos Camp*

    Tan: We did great today,maxing around with 120+.

    Puckley: Isn’t that the size of ACP?

    Zippy: Uh yeah,of course puckley.

    Fido: Woot..

    Gemkiddie: We won..

    Person: Guys,Im proud of you,Tan im going to be retiring.

    Tan,Puckley,Gemkiddie,Fido and all the soldiers thats in Nachos: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Person: Im sorry,But you guys did great. Its time for me to retire,And plus im becoming old.

    Tan: Oh,Well bye. *crys*

    Puckley: Bye Person.

    Person: Goodbye Nachos,I will miss you all.

    *Person goes to the forest*

    Tan: Nachos will remember Person. He was likely our Leader.

    Puckley: True,true. But now,Me,You,And Ads is leaders now.

    Ads354: Yeah.

  14. Invasion Of LT’s Capital,Ice Box.
    By Spiderguy22

    In a sunny morning,The New Nacho Leaders,Tanman626,Puckley,And Ads354 was preparing nachos to the war against Light Troops.

    Tan: Well,The War is tomorrow,We have to prepare right now so we can save time for tomorrow.

    Puckley: I agree,I wonder wheres Gemkiddie.

    Gemkiddie: Im right here playing my guitar With Fido.

    Ads354: ALL NACHO SOLDIES,BE PREPARED FOR THE WAR TOMORROW! Oh and by the way,Good luck playing with your guitar.

    Gemkiddie: Uh,Okay.

    *ACP’s Military Base*

    Oagalthorp: I am truthfully ANGRY!

    Kenneth: Please oagal,Come down it was only war that we lost on.

    Flipper: Kenneth has a point,Oagal.

    Oagalthorp: I don’t care. I want to see success,Have you even forgotten that I created ACP?

    Kenneth: We know Oagal!

    Flipper: Despite the fact that we did good with sizes and tactics,We have to rise harder so we can beat up UMA and Nachos army.

    Acp Soldier: What is UMA?

    Kenneth: Since your new to acp and IS a noob,UMA is Underground Mafias Army.

    Oagalthorp: Whatever,I want to see progress. And Look what I found. A video called ” Oagal’s new hobby”. That isn’t my hobby,And plus I dont hump trees. Who put that video on youtube anyway?

    Flipper: I think its Mr.Eddy

    Kenneth: Don’t worry,We will show progress,Oagal. And btw,It is kind of funny. XD

    *Oagalthorp gets a sniper*

    Oagalthorp: Thank you for accusing me for that video.

    Kenneth: Wait what are you going to do?

    *Oagal Shoots Kenneth’s ass*

    Kenneth: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Flipper: Omg,Thats the loudest “ow” I ever heard. o_O

    Oagalthorp: If you accuse or insult me,Your next Flipper.

    Flipper: Ok ok ok. D:<<

    *Nachos Camp*

    Ads354: Now that Person1233 Is gone,Im actually crying from his retirement.

    Tan: Ads,Stop being a crybaby,Its just a retirement post.

    Ads354: Hey,You're the one who was crying before,Dont I get a chance?

    Tan: Oh sorry. 😛

    *Puckley counts his lemons*

    Puckley: Ooh, I can't wait to eat these lemons.

    Zippy: Will you once forget the lemons already?

    Puckley: This is something I like,Don't you love to play/eat with something that you like?

    Zippy: True.

    Tan: Quit Argueing already…..

    Ads354: *drinks rum* These rum bottles are actually good.

    Puckley: Uhh,Ads,Rum is going to make you drunk.

    Tan: Ads,What Puckley is saying is true,Dont drunk rum!

    *Ads turns drunk*

    Puckley: Oh great,Tan I need some help to throw him water.

    Tan: Okay.

    *Tan and Puckley throws water at Ads.*

    Ads354: Hey whoa whoa whoa,Sorry for drinking rum. Im wet now. -_-

    Puckley: You were drunk….

    *ACP's Military Base*

    Kenneth: Flipper,Im going to sent The ACP Navy to patroll the waters of Club Penguin. Would you mind If I take 20+ of your division's troops?

    Flipper: Sure.

    Kenneth: Thank you.

    Flipper: You're Welcome.

    *ACP Navy gets to ship*

    Kenneth: All ACP Soldiers,Please Patrol the high seas while I go see what Flipper is up to. If you are done patrolling,Please go to the military Base.

    ACP Navy: YES SIR!

    *Kenneth goes back to the Military Base*

    Kenneth: Flipper,I have returned.

    Flipper: Welcome back Kenneth. *works on control room*

    *ACP Navy patrols the High seas*

    Nacho Rogue Leader: Nachos,ATTACK THE ACP!

    Nachos rogues: Yes sir!

    *Nacho Rogues ambushes ACP Navy*

    Kenneth: Ill be going back to see if ACP Navy is patrolling the high seas.

    Flipper: Okay.

    *Kenneth Returns*

    Kenneth: Omg. The Soldiers!!!!

    *Kenneth Runs back to the Military Base*

    Kenneth: FLIPPER!

    Flipper: What?

    Kenneth: The ACP Navy is destroyed! The Ship is fully bombed down and it sunk!

    Flipper: I knew it. It was Nachos Rogues.

    Kenneth: This may be an ambush,But I will send ACP Soldiers to hunt down the Nacho Rogues.

    Flipper: Eh Okay.

    *Nachos Camp*

    Puckley: War is tomorrow! Be Prepared.

    Tan: Don't worry Puck,We are ready for war.

    Ads354: Yes..

    *A Day Later at 12:00 PM*

    Tan: Wake Up Guys! War Is today!

    Puckley: Coming on

    Ads354: Coming,And btw NACHO SOLDIERS, ICE BOX FORTS!!!

    *Soldiers March In Ice Box*.
    *Nachos Tactics*

    Puckley: GUYS,JOKE BOMB THE SNOW FORTS IN THE COUNT OF 3

    Puckley: 1…………

    Puckley: 2…………

    Puckley: 3…………JOKE BOMB SNOW FORTS!!!!

    *Nachos Joke Bomb Snow Forts*

    Ads354: NACHOS,STAND YOUR GROUND!

    *Nachos Halts*

    *Light Troops Charges In*

    Ioioluk: E+8 BOMB NOW!!!!

    *Light Troops Joke bombs Nachos*

    Tan: E+9 NOW!!!!!

    *Nachos E+9*

    *Puckley Uses Machine Gun And shoots 23 soldiers*

    *Ads throws grenade and 12 troops were destroyed by the Grenade*

    *LT Retreats*

    Tan: We Successfully win,And I wonder why ACP didn't show up.

    Ads354: At least we win LT's Capital,Ice Box.

    Puckley: We officially win,And LT should be guilty….

    Zippy: Well then,Lets go to my igloo for Nacho Snacks 😀

    Tan: Okay.

    And So on,The Nachos have officially won LT's Capital.

  15. Battle Of Fjord
    By Spiderguy22

    After the war with Light troops,Nachos claiming LT’s capital,The Black Alliance was raiding Fjord. The great battle has started,With the help of ACP,They will be unstoppable. Meanwhile,The Night Warriors plot to raid Fjord the same way as The Black alliance wants to. The Great World war Has begun.

    World War#6
    ——————

    Puckley: GUYS MARCH INTO THE SNOW FORTS!

    *Puckley Shoots a random soldier from Black alliance

    Tan: I’m going to get ACP,SOLDIERS FIRE AT THE BLACK ALLIANCE,FURTHER ORDERS FROM ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN!!!!!!

    *Meanwhile On ACP Chat*

    Kenneth: Tanman,So your telling me Nachos Need help defending Fjord. Right?

    Tan: Yes,Its time we have to stop fighting,Dude Understand this ACP and Nachos Could Form into the…….Pink Bunny Alliance.

    Flipper: Uhhh,ew? Kenneth,Do you actually believe tan.

    Kenneth: You know what. Tan,Lets end this war and lets Help ourselves.

    Tan: Agreed. 😀

    *Tanman and Kenneth Shakes hands*

    *back on the raid*

    Tan: NACHO SOLDIERS,SHOOT DOWN THEIR FORT!

    Hbk300: YES SIR!

    *Hbk300 uses tank and fires*

    *Fort Breaks down*

    Kenneth: ACP,HELP THE NACHOS!

    Flipper: ACP,THROW CLOVERS E+L THROW THEM ON BA’S HEAD!

    Kenneth: Weird tactic. o_O

    Flipper: Whatever.

    Slobbysnake: GUYS GO GO GO GO!!!!! CHARGE INTO THE SNOW FORTS!

    Tan: OKAY,WE BROKE DOWN THE FORT,NACHOS CHARGE IN THE SNOW FORTS!!!!!

    *Nacho Soldier Uses Sniper and shoots bmarocks3*

    *Hbk300 fires his pistol On A BA soldier’s head*

    Tan: KEEP FIGHTING,FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES,PROTECT OUR CAPITAL!

    Puckley: GUYS THIS IS A RAID FROM THE BLACK ALLIANCE,WE CAN WIN THIS!!!!

    Kenneth: ACP,THROW GRENADES ON THE BLACK ALLIANCE!!!

    Tan: DO WHAT ACP IS DOING,THROW GRENADES ON BA!!!

    *Nachos And ACP Throws Lots and multiples of Grenades*

    Tan: WHERES ADS?

    Puckley: I DONT KNOW!

    *Black Alliance Retreats to The Plaza*

    Tan: GUYS,CHARGE THE PLAZA AND BOMB THEM WITH GRENADES!!!

    Kenneth: DO WHAT TAN SAYS!!

    Flipper: Wow. o_O

    *Nachos and ACP Charges the Plaza and bombs with grenades,And multiples of grenades*

    Tan: I have a bad feeling of this.

    Kenneth: What do you mean?

    Tan: The Night Warriors Is coming.

    Flipper: WE NEED ALLIES!

    Kenneth: The Pink Ice army will help us. They max around 30+. They might have the strength to defeat the Night Warriors.

    Cheeze Nacho: Hello,I heard The Nacho army and ACP needs help.

    Tan: Yes,We need help,and fast! THE NIGHT WARRIORS IS CHARGING IN!

    Cheeze Nacho: Don’t worry The Pink ice is coming on!

    *Night Warriors charge in and throws MILLIONS of grenades*

    Tan: TAKE COVER!!!!!!

    Kenneth: ALL ACP TAKE COVER!!!!!

    *Nachos and ACP takes cover*

    Cheeze Nacho: The Pink Ice Army is now on.

    Tan: Great!

    *Pink Ice Army Throws Sun grenades*

    Cheeze Nacho: GUYS KEEP ON THROWING SUN GRENADES!!!

    Tan: GOOD JOB,BUT THE WAR ISNT OVER!

    *NW Throws Night Bombs*

    Kenneth: TAKE COVER!!!

    Tan: GUYS,JOKE BOMB NW AND THE BLACK ALLIANCE!!

    Flipper: JOKE BOMB NW AND THE BLACK ALLIANCE!!

    Vendetta[NW Leader]: NW,E+9 WAR FACES! THIS IS THE WORLD WAR WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

    *Nachos And ACP Joke bombs NW and black alliance*

    *NW Does E+9*

    Tan: Looks like this has been turning out as A World War.

    Kenneth: Yes I agree with you Tan.

    Cheeze Nacho: GUYS E+9 BOMB NW AND BLACK ALLIANCE NOW!!!!

    *Pink Ice Does E+9 Bomb at NW*

    Vendetta: GUYS KEEP ON DOING E+9

    Tan: GUYS LETS FINISH THIS OFF,E+9 BOMB NOW

    Flipper: E+9 BOMB!!!!!!!

    Cheeze Nacho: E+9 BOMB!!!!!

    *ACP,Nachos,And The Pink Ice Does E+9 Bomb At Night Warriors And The Black Alliance*

    Tan: Great Job nachos! And Kenneth,I lied.

    Kenneth: WHAT?!?

    Flipper: :O

    Tan: Thank you for helping 😀

    Kenneth: Tan you big liar!

    Flipper: Wow Tan,Thats really unfair

    Tan: Lol,Cya now.

    Kenneth: YOU BIG LIAR!!! :O

    *The Nacho army goes back To the Camp,ACP Goes back to the military base*

    *Nachos Camp*

    Puckley: That was a world war.

    Tan: Yes…

    Zippy: I came,I just didn’t talk enough

    Tan: Zippy please be talkative sometimes.

    *ACP’s Military Base*

    Kenneth: Well,At least we won.

    Flipper: Yeah.

    Oagalthorp: Has any one of you found Mr.Eddy yet?

    Kenneth: Uhh,No?

    Oagalthorp: Then Find him.

    Flipper: Okay.

    Iasgae56: Oagalthorp,I found Mr.Eddy

    Oagalthorp: Where?

    Kenneth: ……

    Flipper: …

    Iasgae56: Hes in the forest….

    Oagalthorp: Ias,Ill give you a acp team,First shoot Mr.Eddy’s leg. I want him Alive.

    Iasgae56: Okay.

    *Iasgae and his acp team goes to Mr.Eddy’s range*

    Iasgae56: Guys,Get your snipers ready.

    Mr.Eddy: *sighs*

    *ACP Team Soldier 1 Shoots Mr.Eddy’s leg By sniper*

    Mr.Eddy: Aaaaaah!!!

    Iasgae56: Well well well,Eddy.

    *Iasgae56 takes Mr.Eddy to the ACP military Base*

    Oagalthorp: Did you find Mr.Eddy,Iasgae?

    Iasgae56: Yes,Hes right here.

    Oagalthorp: Good,I will have him punished Severely.

  16. PART 3: Sweet Cheese Revenge
    By: Jake23224 (Toonlink723)

    Note: Hola Nachos! Or whatever army you’re from! This story is fiction, meaning it’s fake. So don’t take this seriously. I was inspired by Hockey’s stories and everyone else’s. So I made this piece of digital paper! Enjoy reading!  ~Jake23224 (Toonlink723)

    Previously from Chapter 2: Unforgettable war and Lemons for the Champions.

    “CPAC CENTRAL BATTLE NEWS

    NACHO LEADER: PERSON1233 SHOT!

    One of the most famous leaders of Club Penguin history has been shot today, at 4:12 pm in the afternoon. The shot was from the famous Kenneth1000 and along with Flipper7706. Person was rushed to the hospital…

    See more.”

    *Club Penguin National Hospital*

    “Is he gonna be okay?” Zippy asked staring at Person. The doctor shrugged, “Maybe, he was shot near the heart. He could have been dead by now.” He said. Puckley shivered and saluted slowly at Person,

    “Damn those ACP rouges. They’ve gone too far.” He whispered angrily. “P-p-puckley…” Person wheezed. “Yes me lord?” Puckley chuckled. Person frowned weakly, “Y-y-our the l-l-leader… until I g-get b-better.” He said. “Ehhh, Okay?” Puckley said. “Guys! I heard they had food at the cafeteria!” Shab exclaimed grabbing a plate. “I hope they have lemons in there!” Puckley said excitedly.

    “Okay Boys, I’ve got some grub here and any shit you wanna eat.” The lunch lady said. Shab grabbed a cheeseburger. Zippy stared at Shab, “Don’t you get tired of eating that?!”
    “Nonsense Zip! I am Shab! The guy who eats cheeseburgers at the corner…” Shab yelled. Puckley was drinking his lemonade, thinking of what Person said.

    Y-y-our the l-l-leader… until I g-get b-better. The words echoed through his lemony ears. Just then, Linkin interrupted him.

    “Jesus Linkin! Don’t you ever say Hi or Hello?” Puckley exclaimed. “You’re in charge?” Linkin asked. Puckley nodded. “HELL ARE YOU LUCKY, YOU WERE CHOSEN BY THE PERSON1233!” Linkin shouted.

    Puckley chuckled. “Damn am I lucky.”

    *ACP CAMP*

    “Damn it! Damn the Nachos! Damn them all!” Kenneth roared. Flipper stood up from his chair, “What the hell is wrong with you? Person was shot, aren’t you darn happy?!” he yelled. “You imbecile! I wanted that Person DEAD! DESEASED! DOGGONE AWAY!” he protested. He grabbed the CPAC Battle newspaper and threw it at Flipper’s face.

    “If I had aimed properly that guy should be dancing with the clouds!” he shouted. “Wow, you’re REALLY overreacting. It all happened because of your ass getting shot.” Flipper rolled his eyes.

    “I won’t stop! I’m also not gonna stop until I find Waldo!” Kenneth added. “The Nachos won too much, it’s our turn…”

    *CP Hospital*

    “Guys, I think we should go now.” Zippy said staring at his watch. “ZOMG, WAIT! IMMA NOT YET DONE ON MAH CH3EZBRGR!” Shab yelled. “Get the fuck out now.” Puckley ordered. “Yes me lord.” Shab answered saluting him. Puckley smiled and grabbed a lemon on his pocket and gave it to the lunchlady. “You can have it.”

    They arrived back at Fjord. They saw Pringle running around screaming, “BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!” Pringle yelled.

    “Who the heck can speak Bonk here?” Zippy asked. Puckley raised his hand. Puckley talked to the cracked Pringle. Puckley nodded his head.

    “He’s high.” Puckley noted.

    *CP Hospital*
    “I wonder how the Nachos are doing…” Person thought to himself. He dreamt of something on his head. It showed Puckley making a snow angel out of lemons. “GAAAAAAAASSPPP!” Person yelled. His blood pressure started getting lower. The doctor saw it. “Nurse Regina! Give me the thingies that look like an Iron!” he shouted.
    “Yes me lord.” The nurse replied. After that he rubbed it together, “CLEAR!!!” he yelled and zapped it on Person’s chest. “AAAAAAAAAUGGGGGHH!” Person screamed.

    *Nachos camp*
    “I hate you, you hate me! Let’s get together and kill Kenny.” Shab sang, “With a shotgun there and Kenneth on the floor, ACP is here no more!” Puckley turned around, “OH MY GAWD, YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!” He screamed. Shab chuckled.

    “Barney parodies FTW!” Linkin yelled.

    2 days passed and Puckley and Aka thought they should go to the Coffee Shop and talk. So they arrived at the town. A beggar appeared, “Spare change? Spare change sir?” A homeless penguin pleaded holding a can in his flippers. Aka felt sorry for him and gave him 10 coins. Puckley gave him a lemon. Then Aka and Puckley went to the coffee shop. The beggar smiled and turned away, then he grabbed something from his pocket.

    It was a cellphone.

    “Sir… I spotted Leader Puckley and Aka, they’re heading to the coffee shop, should I go after them?” the penguin whispered to the phone.

    “Of course Jet! Follow them, but don’t be seen. Tell me what they’re planning later on.” The voice on the other side demanded. Jet turned off the phone and wore his hoodie. He opened the door and covered his face with his hood. He sat down on the couch and pretended to read the newspaper. Puckley and Aka were on the other couch.

    “So about the shot…” Aka started. “Hell was that scary, I thought we would lose Person at that point!” Puckley exclaimed. Jet chuckled quietly and continued to read.

    “I’ve been planning on bombing them… just to get back the ‘De Ja Vu’ thing… what do you think?” Aka said. “Bomb who?” Puckley asked.

    “ACP”

    A waitress with blonde hair went to Puckley and Aka, “What can I get you?” she said grabbing a notebook and a pencil. “Coffee.” Aka answered. “Lemonade” replied Puckley.

    She nodded and 3 minutes later she gave them what they ordered. She spotted Jet.

    “What can I get you sir?” she asked. Jet carefully placed down the newspaper, making sure Puckley and Aka didn’t see him. “I’ll have mocha frap.” Jet said silently.

    “Sure thing sir- Wait a minute… aren’t you the famous General Jet from the Army of Club Penguin?” the waitress asked loudly. Puckley was heard it, he turned around. “JET?!” He exclaimed.

    “I… erm… uh, no?” Jet lied. Aka stood up, “How dare you spy on us?! Have you heard everything we said!?” Aka shouted. Jet fell silent. The waitress stepped back. “Please, do be careful with the volume of your voice here, you’re scaring the customers!” she trembled. “Oh I’m sorry, it’s not like the customers here are freaking babies with putrid diapers!” Puckley added. Aka grabbed a gun from his pocket.

    “Get out now Jet, or else I’ll kill the living shit out of you.” Aka said while aiming his gun.
    Jet ran away, he tripped and left something behind. Puckley picked it up. “What the heck is this?” he murmured. It looked like a credit card if some sort and at the tip it said ACP.

    “This is just like Scooby-Doo now!” Aka added while scratching his head. “I think we should examine this later Puck.” Aka said. Puckley nodded and they headed out. The waitress was still frozen.

    They went back to the base, Linkin was playing ‘Where’s Waldo’. “Damn this game, I can’t even find Waldo!” Linkin yelled. Joker, Zippy and Ads were playing Monopoly. “Ehh Ads? When did you get here?” Aka said confusingly. “Do not question the almighty Ads, Aka…” Ads replied. “Haha! You stepped on my lot Zippy, pay up!” Joker laughed. “Ugh, I hate this game, can’t we play Chess instead?!” Zippy moaned. “Chess are for geeks!” Joker replied.

    “I play Chess, Joker….” Ads murmured.

    “I found this card here… do you know what it does?” Puckley said showing the card to Ads. “Holy crap! That must be a Monopoly credit card! Gimme that it’s mine now!” Joker wooed. “NO JOKER, It’s not a fucking credit card!” Puckley replied.

    “Dammit…” Joker muttered

    “OHAIDERE” Police said.

    “Why the fuck are these people popping out of nowhere?” Zippy yelled. Police shrugged and grabbed the card. “Maybe for more attention?” Police replied.

    “This is a pass card; I think you could use this to spy on ACP.” Police added. “Oh, now are hopes are going high!” Linkin scowled. “We should spy on ACP! But I’m taking a few Nachos.” Puckley reminded.

    “MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!” A troop yelled. “No” Puck exclaimed. He picked Joker, Linkin, Shab, Ads and Aka and Police. “Why aren’t we coming?” Zippy and Billy and all the others wailed. “You have to defend the base, here, some shotguns will do.” Aka said. “WOOT, SHOTGUNS!” Billy yelled happily. Ads smiled and they all left.

    *Deep in the Forest (Near the ACP base)*
    The boys were hiding near the trees. “Okay guys, we have to be really quiet…” Ads whispered. “AAAA-CHOO!!!” Linkin sneezed. “Shush! Didn’t you listen to me?!” he said. Shab chuckled. “We have to crawl just so the ACP soldiers won’t see us easily.” Puckley noted. They crawled under the trees avoiding the ACP soldiers a few feet away from them. Joker crawled under the bush and it began to rustle.

    “Hey, ya hear that?” An ACP troop asked. “Yeah, kinda sounds like it came from there.” Another replied, pointing to a bush. “I’m gonna check it, just in case.” The first one said going near the shady bush. “Think Joker! Think!” Joker thought to himself. He got an idea. “Uh… Tweet Tweet? Chirp Chirp!” he said loudly trying to imitate a bird’s sound.

    “Oh, it’s just a bird!” The ACP troop said, he didn’t even bother to look closely.

    “Dumb ACPs….” Police chuckled. They continued on crawling. Finally they reached the base. A huge metal door was in front of them; at the top were ACP troops. “Let’s shoot ‘em!” Shab grinned.

    “No! You’ll give away our position! We have to think of something else…” Joker reminded. They thought for a second and Puckley had an idea. “I have an idea!” he whispered. “If it’s about Lemons again…” Aka muttered. “…No? We just have to LOOK like ACP! Shab, give me the branches and leaves, maybe some green facepaint.”

    After a few minutes the Nachos were done and disguised themselves as ACP soldiers. Puckley had a leaf made Viking helmet with twigs as the horns. Aka wore a hula skirt with a green leaf-made hockey shirt. The rest were the same. “Uhh, Hello soldier!” Police said happily. “Hey guy! Wait a minute, are you really from ACP?” The troop asked. “Uh, y-yeah we are! We just recruited so we’re kinda new.” Ads explained. The troop stared at them for 5 seconds with a suspicious look.

    “Okay then! Can I see your pass card?” he said. “W-what?” Shab stammered. He got nervous. “You’re pass card, you do have one right?” the troop repeated. Suddenly Puckley remembered something, “Yeah! We do.” Puckley said. He grabbed the card from his pocket, the one that Jet dropped. “Hmm… Okay! You’re all set! Have fun in ACP new rookies!” the troop welcomed. The Nachos smiled and went in, the heavy metal door closed at the back of them. “Shit! I thought we were dead.” Linkin sweated. “IKR, We couldn’t have been jailed for that.” Shab added. “No use of that, we have to see what Oagal, Kenneth and Jet are doing.” Puckley and Aka replied.

    They walked to the shiny hallways and saw a sign to the left, “Captain’s Room”. “Wow, ACP really wants you to know where they are, what if the whole Nacho clan was here? XD” Joker laughed silently. They went to the left and sure enough, there was a small window on the door, letting the Nachos peer in.

    They saw Kenneth, Flipper and Jet.

    “Now what are they doing…” Police murmured.

    Part 4 coming soon.

  17. -Another day.. another War-
    By: Fido1625

    It had been a long day back at the Nacho Camp in White House, It was 11:15pm and most of the Nachos dozed off. Suddenly, a Watex Warrior appeared behind the bush infront of Tom Wolf’s tent. Tom woke up and loaded his AK-47 as self defence, the Watex Warriors rose on his feet and shouted ”FEVER HU AKHBAR!!” and started firing randomly in the sky. Tom tried to stay quiet and sneaked out of the tent to aware Zippy. ”ZIPPY!” he whispered. ”Ehhhh hi there,” he spoke half asleep. ”A WW has found our base and they have gathered groups to surround our camps!” he whispered. ”Get my Sombrero quick!” he yelled. ”SSSSH!!” whispered Tom. ”Oops sorry” said Zippy.

    Zippy grabbed his Sombrero and woke up the others. The Nachos loaded their snowball machines and waited for Tom’s command to charge. ”CHARGE!!!!!” yelled Tom. 8 Nachos from each tent went charging out screaming ”NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS” ”FEVER BACK TO TUNDRA.” Tom spotted Fever in the corner trying to dis-able the Snowball Machine. ”HEY!” shouted Tom. ”Oh hey Tom, wheres Jerry?” he chuckled. ”Oh haha,” replied Tom with his eyes narrowed.

    The Watex Warriors were growing as numbers of fans of Fever came to join in the ambush on the Nachos. ”FIRE!” shouted Linkin. Snowballs went flying over Fort Linkin in southern White House. ”NEVER SHALL WE SURRENDER!” yelled Fever. Civillians went running and screaming, all civillians not participating in the war got evacuated to Tuxedo where there was no war-zone.

    Hours went by, all you could hear was Screaming and shouting. The Nachos planned one last charge to wipe out the WW and kick them out of White House and send them back to Tundra. ”ON 3 WE’LL CHARGE THOSE ORANGE TURDS,” commanded Person. ”1… 2… 3..!! CHARGE!!!!!!” shouted Person. Sombreros went flying, Winged Helmets went clashing.. after the charge most of the WW had ran away or died, the remaining WW surrendered under no leadership. Another war had been won by the Nachos. As an ordinary day at the base followed…

    Moral: Never step foot on White House If you’re a enemey.

    -The End-

  18. War Over Mammoth The nacho troops were going to mammoth Puck was talking to zippy. Then acp came out of no where. Puck said Acp out loud. Then acp started firing at the nachos. Then nachos started firing back. Person saw oagal and got out a sword and ran up to him. Then oagal got out his sword. Then ended up having a sword fight. Puck ran to the nachos saying joke attack them. Then nachos followed. pucks orders then after joke attacking them. acp did the same thing. Then acp clones came out of no where. Nachos said thats cheating. Puck threw a lemon at oagal. Oagal said owwwwww and started crying out loud. Every nacho and acp started laughing at oagal then got back to fighting. Nachos said no mercy. Acp started outnumbering the nachos. Nachos were thinking on chat if they should surrender. Then uma and iw came out of no where to help nachos. Acp joke attacked iw then iw logged off. Uma got out there guns and fired at acp. Nachos had 67 nachos dead and 107 left. Puck got into a tank and started firing at acp. Puck started to scare some acp off. Person was fighting oagal and he was kicking his ass. Then zippy threw a bomb at Fort57 fell to the ground and was badly injured. Then he died. Zippy was like good throw. Puck got out of his tank and got out his machine gun at fired at acp. Then oagal kick person to the ground then fiddy uma leader came and started fighting oagal. And fiddy kicked oagal to the ground this time oagal said acp retreat and acp logged off. Then All of the nachos said victory. See part 2 later

  19. The Clearance Of Light Troops By Spiderguy22

    On a Evening Day,The Nachos Has marched through the land Of Light troops,and killed the Light Troops. They Marched down the pathways of LT,And Annihilated All of the troops. Light Troops tries to bring allies,But None would help.
    After The March Of Annihilation,The ACP Attempts to Ambush The Nacho Army. But Failed.

    Kenneth Walks down the hall of ACP’s Achievements. Flipper walks down too,And then they both tripped.

    Kenneth: Watch where you’re going,Flipper!

    Flipper: Sorry,Didn’t see you coming there.

    *Nacho Camp*

    Puckley: Good Job On The March Of Annihilation,We eliminated all of the troops thats in Light troops. In exchange for doing a good Job,I will give you each a Lemon.

    Zippy: Uhh,Puckley,You do know I don’t like lemons,right?

    Puckley: Lemons taste good,you dunderhead.

    Zippy: Dunderhead?,How about Lemonhead.

    Tan: Stop fighting over Rewards,We did Good on the march of annihilation,now we are planning,The Clearance Of Light troops,meaning that this will be the end Of Light troops,and LT being forced to surrender and Die.

    Puckley: Good Thinking,The Clearance Of Light troops will be scheduled. After that,The CPAC Will remove off LT from 7th Place.

    Zippy: Yeah,This might kill the light troops,and they will be in extinction.

    Tan Announces The Clearance Of Light troops,to finish Of Light troops ocne and for all,and To End this deadly war. After Tan announces the clearance of light troops,The nachos was ambushed By ACP,With the Team Leader,Iasgae56.

    Iasgae56: ACP SOLDIERS,ELIMINATE THE REMAINING NACHOS!!!!

    Puckley: OMG,SOLDIERS ATTACK!!!!!!!!1

    Nacho Army: CHARGE!!!!

    *Puckley Shoots ACP Soldier With Machine Gun*
    *Iasgae45 kills 23 soldiers by shotgun*
    *ACP Soldiers kill 8 Nacho Soldiers*
    *Nacho Army Kills 108 ACP Soldiers By Chaingun*

    Puckley: FALL BACK TO THE FORT!,TOO MUCH ACP COVERING US!!

    Tan: Ah. I see why they came. They want payback from The Lie I made. XP

    Zippy: You are really sometimes a Fool,you know.

    *Nachos Retreats To The Forts Of The Nacho Army*

    Iasgae56: We lost 108 Soldiers…wow. ALL ACP,GET THE TANKS AND BLOW OFF THE FORT!

    ACP Commanders: Yes sir!

    *ACP Commander Uses Tank and fires at the middle of the fort*

    Tan: This is bad,Really really bad.

    Puckley: You said it…. ALL NACHO SOLDIERS,BRING IN THE REINFORCEMENTS,BRING IN THE HELICOPTERS TO BOMB OUT THE TANKS,AND BRING IN ARMORED TANKS TO CHARGE ON THE ACP TEAM,LED BY IASGAE56!

    Nacho Army Soldiers: YES SIR!!

    *Reinforcements come in,the Nacho army gets 120+,The helicopters roam around the tanks and threw bombs,and the armored tanks charge through and kills 100+ soldiers Of ACP*

    Iasgae56: RETREAT BACK TO THE NACHO’S CAMP! WE GOT 100+ SOLDIERS LEFT!!!!

    *ACP Retreats back to the nacho camp*

    Tan: ALL NACHO SOLDIERS,CHARGE THROUGH TO OUR CAMP AND FINISH THEM OFF! ALL HELICOPTERS AND TANKS,FIRE!

    *The Nacho Army Charges in their camp,and kills all the acp soldiers but Iasgae56,Helicopters roam around the camp and fires at the remaining soldiers,And The Tanks fire on the location of the remaining ACP Soldiers*

    *Puckley Shoots ACP soldiers with Assault Rifle*

    Iasgae56: Were losing,I suggest we retreat,ALL REMAINING SOLDIERS,RETREAT!!!!

    *2 ACP Soldiers retreat with Iasgae56*

    Tan: We won,But we couldve done better,to get 130+. The only reason why we didn’t max that much because They Ambushed us.

    Puckley: Don’t worry,At least we won.

    Zippy: Agreed.

    Tan: The March Of Clearance Will start tomorrow,I suggest you gear,pack and put in guns,and other stuff you want to put in Today.

    *ACP Camp*

    The 2 ACP Soldiers and Iasgae56 Rush through the pathways,and arrived to ACP’s Military Base. Iasgae56 told what happened to the ambush,Kenneth and flipper was unhappy to hear it.

    Kenneth: What?!? You failed again,Iasgae56.

    Flipper: Indeed,Iasgae,you need some more training on NOT to fail on these important Missions.

    Kenneth: Yes,what Flipper said. And Basically,I found what Nachos is doing,they scheduled “The Clearance Of Light Troops”. It’s about LT’s extinction,and the nachos killing them,to finish them Once and for all.

    Flipper: Ehhhh,Do we really need to hear that though?

    Iasgae56: I will not fail again,and we did pretty good pushing off the nachos.

    Kenneth: Might actually be true..

    After Iasgae56 reported to Flipper and Kenneth,The Day As come,The Nachos woke up,and started marching through LT’s empire,and marching through the grounds,and also the pathways.

    *Nachos March Through the pathways to enter LT’s Empire*

    Puckley: MARCH DOWN THE PATHWAYS,AND ELIMINATE ALL THE LIGHT TROOPS!!!!

    *The Nachos Eliminates The Light Troops*

    *All The Nachos takes control of LT’s empire,Every Light troop was taken out and eliminated*

    Tan: WE NOW OWN ALL OF LT’S EMPIRE!!!!! WE HAVE WON!!!!

    *The Nacho army cheers for victory*

    The Nachos have completly controlled over LT’s empire,The ACP attempts to ambush Nachos AGAIN. What will happen next?

    To Be Continued………

  20. he Disappearance Of Puckley
    By: Spiderguy22

    Book I: The Disappearance Starts Now.
    ————————————-
    A Saturday sunny morning,it was Puckley’s birthday. Everyone celebrated as Puckley counted is lemons. After Counting his lemons,He Had 199 lemons!

    Tan: Puckley,Are you happy that you got 199 lemons?

    Puckley: Yes!,Im Extremly Happy!

    *Tan Whispers to Ads*

    Tan(whispering): I dont know why Puck even likes lemons.

    Ads(whispering): Read the biography Of Puckley By Time689.

    Tan(whispering): Okay.I’ll read later though.

    *Tan Stops whispering to Ads*

    Puckley: Mmmmm,These Lemons are tasty!!!!

    Zippy: Weird. ._.

    *ACP’s Military Base*

    Kenneth: We need a plan,By taking Nachos over here,we could outnumber them.

    Flipper: I GOT IT!Puckley is a nacho leader. If we capture him and bring him to the ACP’s military base,and then The Nachos will start searching for them. And if they possibly found ACP’s military base,they wil lfight us.

    Kenneth: Great Thinking Flipper. I will send out Squad 1 to search for Puckley.

    Flipper: Okay.

    *Kenneth Sends out Squad Number 1.*

    ACP Squad 1 Leader: Allright Team,MOVE OUT AND FIND PUCKLEY IN THE NACHO CAMP,GO GO GO!!!

    Squad 1 Troops: Yes sir!

    *The Team goes the nacho camp,while Person sees the squad moving.*

    Person: Oh no,Puckley is in danger. I must go.

    *Person Runs through the forests to find the nacho camp*

    ACP Squad 1 Leader: We’re Here. SOLDIERS,SEARCH THROUGH THE TENTS TO FIND PUCKLEY!!!

    *Person jumps out*

    Person: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

    *Person shoots ACP Squad 1 Soldier with Assault Rifle*

    *Meanwhile On Puckley’s Tent*

    Puckley: What was that shooting? I will call The Nacho soldiers to figure it.

    *Puckley sends out 100+ nacho soldiers*

    Nacho Soldier: What the,Its Person1233. He retired nachos in the year,2008. (if thats not true,just pretend it was true).

    Nacho Soldiers: MOVE OUT TEAM,ATTACK THE ACP SQUAD 1!

    *Nacho Soldiers shoots ACP squad 1 soldiers*

    ACP Squad 1 Leader: OH GOD,GUYS USE YOUR SNIPER RIFLE!

    *Person steps on ACP Squad 1 soldier’s hand when almost shooting*

    ACP Squad 1 Soldier: Oww My hand,GET OFF ME YOU RETIRED B*TCH!!!

    Person: I won’t.

    *Person Throws ACP Squad 1 soldier out of the battle*

    Nacho Soldier: LETS GO GUYS,TAKE OUT THE REMAINING ACP SQUAD 1 SOLDIERS!!!

    *The Nacho Solders Eliminates The Remaining Soldiers*

    Puckley: Wait,was that Person1233?,The Retired Nacho Leader?

    Nacho Soldier: Yes it was,He left back to the forests.

    *ACP’s Military Camp*

    Kenneth: I wonder how Squad 1 Is doing.

    *Uses Spy Computer to look for Squad 1*

    Kenneth: Omg. The Nachos is really tough,they even beat Squad 1!.

    Flipper: Send Squad 2. They have stealth powers.

    Kenneth: Allright.

    *Kenneth Sends Squad 2*

    ACP Squad 2 Leader: MEN,PUT ON YOUR STEALTH POWERS!

    *All ACP soldiers in Squad 2 activates Stealth Powers*

    ACP Squad 2 Soldiers: GO GO GO,MOVE ON!!!

    *ACP Squad 2 goes in nacho camp,and grabs Puckley from Puckley’s Tent*

    ACP Squad 2 Leader: Good Job,We have to put Puckley On The ACP’s Military Base.

    *ACP Squad 2 Returns The ACP Military Base*

    ACP Squad 2 Leader: Kenneth,We got Puckley.

    *Throws Puckley*

    Kenneth: Good Job,but the problem is,Hes sleeping. But still,this is working out.

    Book II: The Nacho Army Looks For Puckley Through the forests.
    ————————————-
    After The Disappearance of Puckley, The Nacho army leaders was shocked, and sent about 150+ troops to look out for Puckley, But so far, Nothing was found.

    Tan: LETS GO NACHOS, FIND PUCKLEY!!!!! SEARCH THE WHOLE ENVIRONMENT!!!!!

    Ads: I don’t understand. What is going on?, Why did Puckley Disappear like this?

    Fido: I don’t know, and anyways, I’m The New Nacho 3rd In Command. =D

    Tan: Okay, Nice. Anyways, ALL NACHOS, KEEP LOOKING!!!!

    *The Nacho Army Marches through the forests, while ACP plans out their movements*

    Kenneth: This is working out great, In ths rate, The Nachos are completly Outnumbered.

    Flipper: Kenneth, We will outnumber The Nacho army. They will fall to our nees.

    Kenneth: *knees

    Flipper: Oh yeah, XD.

    Kenneth: Anyways, Lets Continue Spying on the nachos.

    Flipper: Okay.

    *ACP Spys On The Nacho army, while The nachos search through the pathways of the forests, to look for Puckley*

    Tan: Don’t worry Guys, We will find Puckley, No matter what happens, Puckley is our Main source.

    Zippy: No matter what happens? Even if the world ends?

    Tan: No, you dunderhead.

    Fido: Lol, Dunderhead is the famous word for calling someone an Idiot. XP

    Ads: Uh, Really?

    Fido: Yes, you dunderhead.

    Ads: you calling a leader a dunderhead?

    Fido: Oops sorry. DX

    Tan: Guys, I’d rather focus on Puckley than making jokes. ._.

    Ads: Tan is right, KEEP LOOKING FOR PUCKLEY!!

    After hours and hours, The Nacho Army didn’t find Puckley. They’re disappointed as hell.

    Book III: Puckley Escapes From The ACP Military Base.
    ————————————-
    The nacho army went their way back to the camp, But The ACP Plans to ambush Nachos now.

    Tan: Lets go back to the camp, we must rest after spending time finding Puckley. But nowhere was found.

    Ads: I guess you’re right Tan. Lets go.

    Zippy: Wow, I really Miss Puckley. He was the best leader on Nacho History.

    Tan: What about me?

    Zippy: ….. Idk.

    Ads: Whatever, Its Zippy’s Opinion.

    *ACP’s Military Camp*

    Puckley: Really, I fell for that. -_-

    ACP Guard: Shut Up Nacho Macho n00b.

    Puckley: I was Nacho Leader in 2008, and you call me a n00b? 🙄

    ACP Guard: Who really cares you’re the nacho leader since 2008. If I were you, I’d just Shut up with my mouth Zipped.

    Puckley: ….

    *ACP Guard Sleeps*

    Puckley: I gotta get out before any ACP spots me, this might be the perfect time.

    *Puckley Tries To Break Through The Door, and worked*

    Puckley: Woot, I better go now.

    *ACP Main Room*

    Kenneth: We got Puckley Captured, The Former Nacho Leader that was in 2008.

    Flipper: Yes, We may win the war against Nachos.

    *Puckley Jumps*

    Puckley: WRONG IDEA!

    Kenneth: wtf you escaped! D:

    Flipper: ACP, GET HIM!

    *ACP Tries to Get Puckley*

    Puckley: DIE MOTHAF*CKERS!!!

    *Puckley Shoots All of the ACP soldiers who tries to get him*

    Puckley: Okay, Better Escape, SEE YA ACP MOTHAF*CKER N00BS!!

    *Puckley Jumps through the ACP military Base, and runs*

    Book IV: The Nacho Army Sees Puckley
    ————————————-
    As Puckley Escapes The ACP’s Military Base, He runs back to the nacho camp.

    *Puckley Runs through the forests, and arrives to the Nacho Camp*

    Tan: OMG PUCK, ITS YOU!!!! 😀

    Ads: Yes, Its Puckley Allright.

    Zippy: Yay.

    Puckley: Guys I was captured, But I escaped.

    Tan: Wow, At least you escaped though. Lol.

    ————————————————
    Puckley Returns to the nacho camp, But what will ACP Do? They will send More Squads to hunt For Puckley.

    -The End-

    • The title of the story was “The Disappearance of Puckley” Not “he” sorry.

  21. By Rawkinman. WARNING: STORY WITH A MORAL.

    *inside Nachos Space Control Bunker, deep under Zipline’s famous Lemon Factory*

    Ken and Person stared at the screen in disbelief. Flipper walked in.
    “This alarm better be damn well worth it. May God have mercy on your soul if it’s because somebody stood on a lemon.”
    Ken shook his head. “It’s even worse than that. We’ve lost control of all our space shuttles. Not only that, but we have no idea where they are!”
    A nacho troop shouted “Sir! An airborne object is hurtling towards the Zipline City Hall! I think it’s the shuttle!”
    Suddenly, Rawkinman’s face appeared on the wall screen.
    ” Good afternoon, generals. As you can see, I’ve completely hijacked your entire space network. Good luck with protecting your buildings from them.”
    Suddenly, there was a loud crash. The City Hall was crushed!
    “Send up the Air Force!” shouted Person.
    “Yes sir” said a captain.

    *High above Zipline’s downtown district*

    Nachos Air Force planes flew across the sky.
    “There’s only one way to destroy them.” said a pilot.
    He flew far below a shuttle. He pressed the ejector seat, flew up to the shuttle, jumped off his seat and into the shuttle cockpit. He fiddled with the controls until a question appeared on his screen.
    ‘Are you sure you wish to self-destruct all shuttles?’

    *Rawkinman Laboratories, Rawkinman Tower, Downtown Zipline.*
    Hundreds of ACP troops burst into Rawkinman Laboratories.
    “GET YOUR HANDS UP. NOW!” shouted Ken.
    Rawkinman smirked. “Too late. The shuttles will crash into every landmark in this city.”
    That was when every single shuttle in the sky exploded spectacularly. Rawkinman looked defeated. “Ah. Slight problem. Nevertheless, I can still… do nothing. Take me awaaay!”
    Ken didn’t think so.
    “Join us or go to maximum security. Your choice.”

    Need I say more? The moral is, ACP and Nachos can work together, and change baddies into goodies (XD) .

  22. Haha! That’s amazing! 😀

  23. The ‘Lol’ stories of Nachos. XD

  24. PMSL!!
    epic stories xD

  25. Make a story about me XD I got called to battle on my first full day since i went inactive 3 years ago

  26. Book 1 The begining of the Nachos
    ——————————————–
    Chapter 1 The Maker of The Nachos
    ———————————————-
    There was a penguin named Person1233. He wanted to make a army.

    He thought of the name Nachos He made the website and some

    Penguins joined The Nachos. There names were Baseball 1043/

    Pengum20211/Tom Wolf and Happy Ree.The Nachos went to chat.

    to have a meeting.They meet everyone well Baseball1043 and

    Pengum20211 were friends before the nachos so they met Tom Wolf

    and Happy Ree.Person1233 Edited the website and he posted this

    Dear Nachos we have our very first battle against the Pink Mafias

    the server is going to be on FJORD our captail lets win this.
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 2 The War
    ————————
    It was the day of there first battle they had there guns ready bombs

    ready they went to the snow forts in a line doing war faces.Were is

    the Pink Mafias Baseball1043 said. We don’t know Person said

    tom wolf was running into a fort because he told us the Pink Mafias

    were in the town! so we when to hide in the fort the Pink Mafias came

    in to the Snow Forts. There is only 4 of them.Baseball told everyone

    then Pengum told everyone we have 5. Happy Ree said your right

    Tom Wolf threw a bomb at a Pink Mafia.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    it blew up 1 Pink Mafia the nachos charged at the Pink Mafias.They

    both got in a line Nachos were doing E+1 while Pink Mafias were doing

    Cakes.
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 3 The End Of The War
    —————————————
    Baseball shot a Pink Mafia. 3 left Person said. The Pink Mafias were

    doing a joke bomb. when they were done all the rest of Pink Mafias

    were shooting The Nachos went in there fort they stopped shooting

    then pengum killed 2 more. 1 more left .All The Nachos threw a

    bomb BOOOOOOOOOOM he was dead. Nachos Win!!!!!
    ————————————————————————————-
    Chapter 4 the congrates
    ——————————
    All Nachos went on chat Person said the was awesome! good job

    today guys keep it up!

    The End

  27. Book 2 Nachos Vs Army Of Club Penguin
    —————————————————-
    Chapter 1 The Post
    ————————-
    Person wrote a post saying.Army Of Club Penguin wanted war against

    us on Monday.Everyone got on chat.Person said we have a battle

    against Army Of Club Penguin tomorrow.We got 3 new soldiers there

    names were.Popy Caster3/Shadow2446 and Lilgrka.
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 2 The Battle
    ————————–
    It was Monday and The Nachos went on to mammoth with 8 soldiers

    Army Of Club Penguin had also 8 soldiers.All the Nachos went to there

    base and Army Of Club Penguin went to there base.The Nachos

    lighted a cannon at Army Of Club Penguin’s Base Boooooooom

    5 Army Of Club Penguin Soldiers died. Both armies went to the snow

    forts.Baseball 1043 got in the Cat tank!Pengum20211 got a gun

    Army Of Club Penguin starts shooting Nachos the cat tank went boom

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Baseball was so injured he went back to the base.Pengum was about

    to kill the rest of Army Of Club Penguin but they surrendered Nachos

    Won!
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 3 Is Baseball Alright?
    ———————————–
    All Nachos went to the base.Pengum was really worried he ran back

    to the base.Baseball was on a bed bleeding.Person asked are you

    ok Baseball? Baseball said a little the doctor said i will fell better

    Wednesday.Pengum now hated the Army Of Club Penguin so did

    Baseball.2 days later Baseball felt much better all Nachos were happy

    that they beat Army Of Club Penguin and they were also happy that

    Baseball felt better

    The End

  28. Lone Wolf by: Brett1601

    I was bleeding like hell. I was stranded on a ghost planet, alone, or was I? I was on Earth. The year was 3029. Earth became a ghost planet after the zombie virus started settling in. I was in a crashed Hind. My armor was covered in zombie blood. My P90 had practically no ammo, and it was only me. I knew there were fellow Nachos out there, so i kept looking. There were ACP zombies all around, considering I was at their old base. I blasted all of their brainless skulls one by one. I then ran out of ammo. Then, i heard a voice. i turned around. It was Wolfie. i asked him what he was doing on the planet. “Fighting for my life” he responded. he gave me an ammo clip. “Let’s go” I said. We then ran of, loaded, and ready to go in the howling darkness.

    The End

    Message: Always have an Ally

  29. ACP ACP APC ACP

  30. Pucks lemons by lootking.one day puck got some fresh lemons from his lemon tree and then he sucked on it all day and his teath fell out and he was forced to retireThe end*wary*

  31. Nachos Vs Ninjas
    ———————
    Chapter 1 Ninjas invade Fjord
    ————————————-
    One day when the Nachos were bigger then there last battle vs Acp

    The Ninjas invaded Fjord.Person said ALL ON FJORD NOW!

    FJORD TOWN! Not that many Nachos were there yet but then they got

    20 but the Ninjas had 50! ATTACK! Ninjas leader said The Nachos

    started shooting Ninjas.Then more Nachos the Nachos got now 35!

    wow a few weeks and there huge!
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 2 The Battle!
    —————————
    Both armies went into the dock the Ninjas had 55 ONLINE! The Nachos

    were getting 40 now Baseball1043 got into the Cat Tank while

    The Ninjas were now getting 60 and they did a massive joke bomb

    on us.We were weak but then the cat tank was not working so Baseball

    got out and planned a bomb more Nachos came the Nachos have now

    45.Come on Person and Tanman said Joke Bomb on 3! 1 2 3! NOW!

    we joked bomb the ninjas some Ninjas dodged the attack! The Nachos

    now have 50 while the Ninjas had 68.Crap we have no change said

    Pengum20211.Your Right! ALL NACHOS GO TO THE BASE NOW!

    The Nachos went to the base to plan a attack.
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 3 The Big Bomb!
    —————————————————————————————–
    Nachos Leaders Tanman and Person said this we need a now attack

    I GOT IT! Puckley Said we do an e-1 then a e-3 then an e-9

    then to finish them a massive joke bomb but we need 60 Nachos

    for that.That is PERFECT WE ALL SAID! then we got more Nachos we

    had 65 Nachos while the Ninjas had 75 so they went to the dock and

    did there e-1 then there e-3 then there e-9 then they did a MASSIVE

    joke bomb! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all Ninjas said. OK we surrender! ok

    Now get off our server! Ok ok they logged off and the Nachos won

    Nachos Victory is ours AGAIN! WOOHOO we all said and we went

    back to the base and logged off.
    ————————————————————————————-
    Chapter 4 Good Job
    ————————————————————————————
    Today was a great day today Nachos way to go!!!!!! see ya next

    event!

    THE END!

    • that was book 3 of the series

  32. Book 4 Nachos Vs Ice Warriors
    —————————————
    Chapter 1 Invasion of Ice Warriors
    ——————————————-
    One day The Nachos were planning a attack on the Ice Warriors

    The Nacho air force flew into server Frozen with the cat tank Baseball

    was driving the cat tank then they made it to the Ice Warriors Twin-

    Towers they knocked them down! Then Ice Warriors leader Iceyfeet

    said GUYS GET OUT THERE THE NACHOS ARE INVADING!!! The

    Nachos bombed the Ice Warriors base with 500 Ice Warriors and 700

    Nachos the Nachos bombed there city! Person said Yes! EVERYONE

    LAND THE PLANES! The Nachos landed and then the Ice Warriors

    started shooting.10 Nachos were killed so the Nachos now have 690

    while the Ice Warriors have now 520.ATTACK said Tanman All Nachos

    started shooting.
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 2 Death lots of it
    —————————————————————————————–
    Nachos started Shooting BAM BAM BAM BAM! lots of Ice Warriors

    were dead but then the ice warriors NUKED us! BOOOOOOOOOOO-

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! we had now 30

    Nachos left Baseball said to Tanman Lets nuke them Pengum and

    all Nachos liked that so the Nachos nuked the Ice Warriors.The Ice

    Warriors had 10 people left. More Nachos and Ice Warriors came.

    Day 2 The Nachos were shooting all ice warriors just like the

    Ice Warriors were shooting all Nachos the Ice Warriors killed Jrp0311!

    NOOOOOOO said all Nachos The Nachos had 73 left the Ice Warriors

    had 65.Ice Warriors starting shooting us The Nachos dodged the

    bullets and started shooting the Ice Warriors lots of Ice Warriors died

    the Ice Warriors had 20 Soldiers
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 3 Victory!
    —————————————————————————————–
    The Nachos had 73 The Ice Warriors now had 5 because of all that

    shooting the Ice Warriors surrendered and left NACHOS VICTORY IS

    OURS!!!!!! the Nachos went back to Fjord with a victory.

    CPA CENTRAL NEWS THE NACHOS WIN THE BATTLE AGAINST

    THE ICE WARRIORS!

    THE END!

  33. ehhh ok

  34. Bravo! tell me another story

  35. i hope theres a story with me in it 🙂

  36. Nachos Story Time!!!!!

    “The Nachos Supreme”

    Chapter 1: Extra Salsa

    One day Ads was going to Mcdonalds when he passed a Taco Bell.

    “What the heck is a taco bell?” Ads said with an odd look on his face

    All of the sudden some random guy came out of Taco Bell and was like

    “dude how do you not know what taco bell is?”

    “Uhh cause i dont tend to google taco bell”

    “Well you’ve never been here?”

    “No, I wouldnt waste gas on this place.”

    “We got all kind of Mexican food here, come in.”

    “I would but im on my way to Mcdonalds.”

    “You want that garbage?”

    “Yes.”

    “But their name doesnt make any sense, wtf is a Mcdonalds.”

    “Cause your name makes perfect sense?”

    “Yeah we serve tacos.”

    “WHAT DOES A BELL HALFT TO DO WITH IT THOUGH?”

    “Look I didnt come up with the name.”

    “Well I’d love to stick around but I’m going to go get some Mcdonalds.”

    “We have burritos, and tacos, and nachos here.”

    “Look sir I cant I… WAIT DID YOU SAY NACHOS!!!”

    “Yes”

    Then Ads started going crazy like that bird (at least I think its a bird) from cocoa puff commercials

    Then he went inside and ordered nachos. while we was eating his nachos he realized he was out of salsa so he decided to ask for more.

    “Excuse me but can I have extra salsa?”

    “Sure” the guy at the counter said

    Ads then waited for his salsa.

    “Sir im sorry we dont have any more salsa.”

    Then everyone gasped and started freaking out about it suddenly they all broke out into song.

    after the song they were still freaking out but Ads was like

    “Dude just order more,”

    Then they praised ads like in those ortega commercials.

    End of Chapter 1

  37. haha

  38. book 4 nACHO CITY

  39. Battle for time(The world war) By bttf2
    One day while with acp bttf2 saw the ice warriors at town he ran to acp and yelled “Guys ice warriors at town!” Meanwhile they fought and on chat someone said “Guys is this world war?” Bttf2 wondered is it? So they fought more finally they went to plaza, Nachos Ice warriors and a few other armys were aready there! Finally the Light Troops surrendered and Nachos acp and the other armys became friends and ANDIG rised. Light troops were in big trouble! One army said “ACP planned the world war!” But they didnt they were not in trouble though! Still they didnt know what the heck happened! Meanwhile since they were friends bttf2 joined nachos! But he would quit if they spilt up! Meanwhile Light Troops said sorry and were done with well thats what they thought…………..
    To be continued!
    These are true events told by Bttf2

    • Part 2
      The andig planned to wipe light troops right out of cpac! Bttf2 felt bad but he did not mind! He did not care! He would do it no matter what! Finally the took over! But somehow they did not talk about them any more for some reason? Did they quit it? He was confused! But that is not a right ending right? Still,
      The End

  40. Book 5:Nachos vs Car Army
    ————————————
    Chapter 1:A Nice Day In Cpps!
    —————————————
    One Day the Nachos just found 4 new servers to add to there empire and it was called CPPS.The Nachos thought they had this land and no one would attack this land.But they were wrong.Lets find out what happened.

    Baseball1043 and some other Nachos were at there base in the forest on server Gangster’s Palace.When… The Nacho Leader King Kinz10 yelled out… ALL NACHOS TO THE TOWN WE GOT INVADERS! So everyone got there guns and took off to the Town.
    —————————————————————————————-
    Chapter 2:The Retreating
    —————————————————————————————–
    The Nachos ran off with 30 men all out of the base. But when they got to the Town they where like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ARMY. They finally figured out the name because one person said CARS ARMY WILL WIN!
    Baseball1043:Really we are facing an army of CARS!
    Harry Joe:I guess so
    DJ Dan:Thats stupid
    King Kinz:ATTACK!!!
    So then the Nachos started charging then 15 out of 30 Nachos died and there was 10 out of 50 Cars People Died.
    Baseball1043:OH FUCK WHERE SCREWED!
    Harry Joe:I agree
    DJ Dan:Keep Firing
    Matt:Damn it i’m out of ammo
    King Kinz:There too many!
    Brass Dash:RETREATE!!!
    Then all the Nachos fled into the snow forts and gone to hide in the blue snow fort.
    —————————————————————————————–
    Chapter 3:The Battle for the Forts
    —————————————————————————————–
    The Cars Army came ramming into the Forts going into the other Fort.
    The Nachos started Firing witch killed 15 so there was now 35 out of 50 Cars people left.
    Baseball1043:Nice job guys
    Harry Joe:Epic!
    *Baseball1043 Humming ERB*
    DJ Dan:What the fuck are you humming?
    Baseball1043:Epic Rap Battles of History
    Cars Army Leader:ATTACK!
    They starting snipping only one died. So Nachos had 14 out of 30
    Baseball1043:Be Right Back
    Baseball made to the other side and slit 5 neck’s and made to the fort.
    So the Car Army had 30 out of 50.
    Yoangelyo:Dang it there is too many
    Baseball1043:Your right
    Just then Cars Army leader yelled FOREST!
    Then they went to the forest.
    Harry Joe:Well we won this battle
    King Kinz10:FOREST ALL NACHOS!
    So then all Nachos went to the forest but Baseball1043,Harry Joe and DJ Dan went to get planes to finish them off.
    —————————————————————————————
    Chapter 4:The Winner is…
    —————————————————————————————
    Baseball and his friends flew over to the battle.ALL NACHOS GET OUT OF THE AREA.All Nachos got our and they all bombed the Car Army and they all died they landed the plane and got out.
    WOO HOO yelled all Nachos
    King Kinz:YOU GUYS DID IT YOU GUYS NEED A PROMO SOON!
    Baseball1043:Thanks to the planes we would of never done it
    Harry Joe:Ya your right
    DJ Dan:Take that gay ass Cars Army!
    So Nachos came back to the base.
    King Kinz:I KNOW GIVE PROMOS TO BASEBALL,HARRY AND DJ!
    Baseball1043:WE ARE ALL ABOUT TO GET 3IC!
    Harry Joe:Yeah
    DJ Dan:Man that was a fun Battle
    Matt and Yoangelyo:IKR!
    And later that day it got in the CPAC newspaper.
    THE END!

  41. Vaktovia strikes Club Penguin

    Their was war against the JC Empire and Vaktovian Empire than Vatkus invented the portal all of Vaktovian Empire troops went through the portal.

    On Fjord

    It was a peaceful day nacho soldiers were patrolling to see any enemies around but than a portal appeared full of butt loads of Vaktovian Empire troops they started to attack the nachos called in the C.A.T.s but the Cat tanks were no mach for Vaktovian Empire technology than The Vaktovian Troops killed 700 civilians by 3:00 pm and captured the Nachos Capital until a portal with John’s Cobras troops appeared and started killing the Vaktovian troops than the nachos helped the JC Empire deffeat the Vaktovian troops

  42. The nachos escape

    One ordinary day on sleet, new penguins roamed, Puckley screamed “LEMONS!” and all the nachos were having a pizza party, the topping being nachos.

    “This is delicious!” exclaimed Tan.
    “I agree.” said Chrisi inbetween bites of pizza.
    “The next topping should be lemons.” mumbled Puckley.

    Just then, a new, fierce looking army stormed in, dressed in purple.
    “Hey look, pizza!” Yelled one of the larger penguins.
    “Huh, its not lime pizza.” Muttered one with a name tag “Muckley”
    Me and the other nachos stood up, angry at the interuption.
    “Who are you?” Questioned Dash.
    All of the new army snorted and laughed at Dash’s question.
    “We, my red friend, are the Bugz of cp.” Said one, taking a step towards me.
    “Whos the girl?” He scoffed.
    “Im Shiny, who the heck are you?” I remarked.
    “Im their leader, Dabe.”
    “No your not! We are a free army!” Yelled one blue penguin.

    So as the rouge army fought and argued, Dash and Puckley cooked up a plan.But Muckley overheard the Nachos’ plan and soon put a stop to it. He told Dabe and Dabe tied the Nachos up so they can continiue fighting.

    Suddenly, two new penguins walked into the pizza parlour.
    One just stood there as the other was panicking and calling the EPF.
    “Hey boss, new kids!” shouted a Bug.
    So as the Bugs dealt with the new penguins, Beeky and Zak made a new plan, involving pizza knifes and a not very notice-able huge hole in the floor.

    First, we all started to climb into the hole.
    Then, we made more space using the knifes.
    Finnaly, we reached the end of the tunnel to find. . . SKI HILL!
    Really, we were in the middle of the bunny hill sledge race.
    WHAM! BLAT! LEMONS!
    All of us had been knocked over by at least a dozen racers.

    To this day, we still do not know what happened to the Bugz. . . .

    • Lol! Nice Story Shinyminx! 😀

      • Thanks Dash , that just made my day!:D

  43. Nachos Vs ACP War! Battle 1 Invasion of Cloudy: Book 6
    ———————————————————————–
    Chapter 1: First War for the Nachos
    ——————————————–
    If you may be thinking WTF Nachos first war? Well If you read the 1st book the Nachos are a new army in this series of books!

    It is July 3rd tomorrow was the 4th of July a special day for the ACP because they wrote the Declaration of Independence of ACP so ACP is going to be a tough army to beat today both armies are getting all they got! Lets look at the Nachos plans!

    Dash:So Nachos when we move to cloudy right outside of Klondike we will surprise attack there main base there at the dock. Baseball and Harry you will go in the base and kill all the guards there. DJ Dan and Sam you will get in the cat tank and fire at the ACP’s blocking any Nachos from coming into there base. The rest of you soldiers stick with me and have a charge attack and fight for our army!

    Soldiers: SIR YES SIR!

    Now ACP’S Plans!

    Icey Cold 27:Alright men this is a important day for us last year on the 4th of July we stared are army and defeated the Roman Army at our first war! This is our time to win our second war if we win this battle today we will win the war.If we lose we might have a chance at winning but a poor chance. SO LETS GET OUT THERE AND WIN THIS DEFENSE THE NACHOS WILL BE INVADING AT 3:00 PM AND IT IS 1:30 RIGHT NOW SO GET READY FOR THE NACHOS ATTACK AND ACP FOREVER

    ACP Soldiers: ACP FOREVER!

    Who will win this battle Nachos or ACP find out in Chapter 2!
    ————————————————————————————-
    Chapter 2: The Battle has begun
    ——————————————-
    It is now 3:00 so the Nachos are now marching to Cloudy. When they saw the fort Dash said ATTACK and the Nachos started attacking instead of Baseball and Harry.They thought of a plan and went.

    Baseball:Shhh(Slits Kneck of ACP guard)
    Harry:(Did the same thing)
    Harry: Nice job Base!
    Baseball: Thanks

    Dj Dan and Sam were aiming at ACP people blocking the gate

    DJ Dan: And…. FIRE!
    Sam: WOO HOO! KILLER 15 ACP’s

    As in the battle the ACP had at least 2743 people left with Nachos having at least 2370. Baseball and Harry were guarding the Base that they captured. Sniping people.

    Baseball:Hey Harry
    Harry:Yes?
    Baseball:Idk why but…I think I am going to get shot today.
    Harry:Why on Earth do you think that.
    Baseball:Because I have never got shot

    As the battle is still going on there is about 2687 ACP’S and 2347 Nachos left. As the base is still in Nachos hands ACP’s have been coming up the stairs as 2 of them came up as Baseball was turned around Harry yelled: LOOK OUT! Baseball turned around and.. BAM.

    Baseball: MY FUCKING CHIN AHHH
    Baseball(In Mind I told you)
    Harry: AHH DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER

    And the ACP died as Dash rushed up the stairs and replaced Baseball with Yoangelyo instead

    As Dash put Baseball to the medic the Battle went on who will win Nachos or ACP? Find out in Chapter 3.
    ————————————————-
    Chapter 3: Ending the Invasion
    —————————————
    As Baseball was in the Nacho Hospital Yoangelyo and Harry was worried about Baseball.DJ Dan and Sam came up on the tower.

    DJ Dan: What Happened
    Harry: Baseball got shot and went to Nacho Hospital
    Sam: WHAT NO WHY!!!!!
    Sam:TAKE THIS ACP MOTHER… BOOM!

    As the bomb the Sam threw blew up and killed alot of ACP

    Yoangelyo: I hope he is ok

    At the Nacho Hospital

    Baseball: Ugh what happend… I fell weird
    Nacho Doctor: Baseball you are in the Nacho Hospital
    Baseball: For What?
    Nacho Doctor: Because you got shot in the chin
    Baseball:Oh Ya
    Baseball:So… What did you do to make it stop bleeding and covered
    Nacho Doctor: Stitches For 6 days
    Baseball: Alright (as Baseball was in bed resting)

    The Battle was almost over

    As the Nachos had 1547 left and ACP had 1537 left. When…. BOOM ALOT OF ACP DIED BECAUSE OF DJ’S Bomb

    DJ Dan:TAKE THAT ASS’S
    Harry: THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAYBE KILLING BASEBALL
    Icey Cold: We cant do this they are too strong!
    Dash (Has Flame thrower) DIE YOU BITCHES!
    Nachos now have 1357(More Nachos came) with ACP having 1267
    Icey Cold: WE CANT DO THIS!
    Icey Cold: WE SURRENDER!
    Icey Cold: YOU WIN CLOUDY!
    Dash: Great NOW GET THE FUCK OFF OUR LAND RIGHT NOW OR I WILL BLOW YOU BRAINS OUT!

    As ACP fled in such loser feelings Nachos got back cloudy!

    Harry: COME ON NACHOS LETS GO TO SEE IF BASEBALL IS OK
    120 Nachos: YAY!!!!

    As Harry and Nachos went to check on Baseball there will be one last chapter!
    ————————————————————————————
    Chapter 4: Victory!
    ————————
    Baseball: Hey guys I fell alot better!
    DJ Dan:Yo Bro why you have a band aid on your chin?
    Baseball: Stitches
    120 Nachos: Ohhhh
    Dash: Great job healing Baseball!
    Dash:PROMOS SOON!
    120 Nachos: WOO HOO
    Harry: BASEBALL! YOU ARE OK 🙂 🙂
    Baseball: Of coruse!
    Sam: Baseball Buddy!
    Baseball: Sup Sam! You Rock!
    DJ Dan:Yo Bro Your back
    Baseball: Yo bro of course!
    ALL Other Nachos: WOO HOO BASEBALL IS BACK!

    As the Nachos told Baseball the good news they had a victory party for there first win the war!

    And that is the story! Thanks for reading Book 6!

  44. im going to do a heroic story about a young soldger which is a ice warrior and a nacho soon… after i do my homework!

  45. THE STORY OF MAXY 102
    It was a long night for Maxy…
    “Another long day at the mines” she said “To bad the boss wasn’t here… But at least i have Tacos and Frost!”
    The orange and blue puffle was all Maxy had.
    “Come to mama, you little smoochims boochims!”
    she came up to hug Tacos (orange) and Frost (blue). She smiled warmly… Then she went to bed

    It was morning and Maxy got out of bed to have her favorite ceral… Fishy Crunches.
    Then the mail penguin named Jackster 15 came knocking, Maxy looked up from her newspaper “*sigh* Mails here” she said to apparently no one.
    Albert417 looked at private Coolagent1, who was taking notes where Albert was crouching down, in a bush.
    “Do you really think she will do?” Said Agent.
    “Really, Agent!” Said Alb “I saw many-a-recruit and she” he pointed at Maxy “Will be perfect! Now, go get me my disguise.” Agent hurried off and Alb just waited there… Thinking if she would really be perfect.

    Maxy opened the door and saw Jackster.
    “The papers as usual!” Said Jackster “And some letter painted blue!”
    Maxy paused… “Jackster…” said Maxy, confuddled “why do you sound all… well… werid?”
    Jackster cursed… POOF… and exploded with only the letter left.
    “Bans!” Said Maxy “All werid stuff happenin’ when we curse!”
    and went inside.

  46. part two coming soon

  47. cool

  48. Nacho Revolution by Johnsongresh.

    In 1773 The nachos were being Taxed alot at that time the Nachos were ruled by the Mafias Empire which was what UMA was called at that time. Their leader King Carl III was Jealous of the Colonists so the Colonists wanted to be treated like Citizens. In 1775 a man named
    John Washington my Great Great Grand Penguin had Enough Tax he was sick so a man named Cheese Revere warned that the UMA were coming so they got their Tricon Sombreros and gathered for Battle For Blizzard the 1st Battle of the Nacho Revolution. The Nacho Continental Army were losing battles because at the time the Mafia Empire wanted World Conquest. In 1776 The Declaration of Nachopendance was signed. Meanwhile Army of Colonial Penguin which was called ACP at that time declared war on the Mafia Empire and sent troops to help fight the Mafia Empire. In 1777 this is when their 1st 1777 battle was won.

    Chapter 2 Inside the Battles.

    *At the nacho camp*

    General Person 0011 was getting up after getting Drunk with 3 other officers the previous night. He Got undrunk when he saw a Whole Battalion of Mafia Troops he woke the Troops. Then the troops put on the Tricon Sombreros grabbed their Muskets and Finlocked Pistols and got moving to their Front Line when Lt. John Washington Jr. the Son of Gen. John Washington told the troops to fire they fired alright when ACP arrived to give the Nachos Reinforcements they saw the Mafians and killed all of the Mafia Battalion their were only 5 Survivors in that Battalion those 4 were taken prisoner.

    Prisoners: You got to let us leave!

    Nacho Guard:no! You’re POW’s until this war ends.

    ACP officer: Person you have to do something about the Advancing Mafias Empire!

    Person: Ok i will do something to destroy the Mafians
    Once and For all!

    *Mafia base*

    Mafia Lt: Sir we need to Advance most of our Battalions are gone after the Battle between Us and those Rebels!

    Mafia Shogun: Fine Lieutenant but we need Reinforcements
    we took 3,000 Casualties.

    Mafia Lt: Sir the Reinforcements are here they have been here the whole time.

    Mafia Shogun: Oh nice job Lt.

    July 13th 1776

    *Nacho Camp 6 AM*

    Nacho Soldier #100: Huh??? Oh crap! ALL NACHOS I SEE A WHOLE ARMY OF MAFIA SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!!! GET NEAR BY CAMPS TO GET READY FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!

    Then the Nachos Wake up get their Tricon Hats,Muskets,and Equipment. ACP too.

    Then they were ready when Nacho Reinforcements came they came with Watex Warriors,Light Troops, and S Army S Army is what they called SWAT and the time The 17,000 Allied Troops against the 74,292 Mafia Troops were ready except the Mafia Army forgot Cavalry and Artillery and the Allies have Cavalry and Artillery the Allies open fired and killed 700 Mafia troops and 43 Mafia Officers

    Gen. Person: FIRE!!!!!!!!!

    Nacho Officer: Person we had took no casualties so far and the Mafia Troops have 38,892 casualties so far.

    Mafia Gen. Fire!!!

    Mafia Lt: Sir we are out of Ammo

    Mafia Gen.theirs Bayonets on Every Musket

    Mafia Gen. CHARGE!!!!!!!!

    When the men came Charging the Artillery started Firing only 100 Mafia soldiers were alive after the Battle.

    To be continued…….

  49. The great fight
    One day Pippanralph was enjoying her igloo when a shodow appeared .It was to big to be a penguin and sounded like a robot .Strait away she knew who it was .It was the acp robot of all the Nachos doom.She heard the huge, green robot yell ”Distroy the tiny Pippanralph Distroy the tiny Pippanralph ” . Pippanralph was as scared as a chicken is of a fox .Pippanralph tried to gain enough corage to charge at the robot. After she charged at the robot it grabbed her and threw her into one of the dusty acp prison cells.Pippanralph burst into tears with her orange puffle called bacon.
    ~To be contuined soon ~

  50. this page is as big as mchappy’s retirement post

  51. Part 2…. The Nacho Revolution

    The nachos were still strong in Cavalry Gen. Johnson was drunk same with Gen. Person and Gen. AKA and other officers

    Gen. Johnson: I peed mah pantzzz *gets naked*\

    Gen. Person: LOLz hezz nude

    Gen. Johnson: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    Gen. Johnson: Crap Mafia troops

    This was the final battle of the war on the day of October 12th 1781 The entire Mafia Empire army was their same with their entire Navy Fleet 1,393,291 Mafia troops stood ready with no Calviry the one leading them was Shogun Mafias Wallace the commander of the Mafias Army.

    Nachos and its allies had 939,326 troops ready with Artilery,Ships, and Calvilry .

    Gen. Johnson: FIRE!!!!!!!
    *Nachos open fire*

    *kills 902 Mafia Troops*

    *allies fire their guns and artilery*

    *mafia army advances*

    All Nacho Troops: FOR THE NACHO EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!

    Nacho’s allies: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!

    after 4 day of Intencee fighting and many deaths at the Battle of Lemons Town Shogun Mafias Wallace surrendered Returning home with only 50,000 troops. It was a great victory for the Nachos and their allies.

    To be continued….

    Next time nacho/ACP 1st conflict in 1794.

  52. 1st ACP/nacho conflict 1794 lasting 2 days.

    1 day A Nacho soldier was walking the street when he saw Green Tricon hats he grabed his Musket and fired then he saw FUNKS and ACP. Then their was a conflict 2 days later ACP surrendered.

  53. WW1 color wars

    The Snow Ball fights got popular but over the years they got bigger and bigger until ww1 broke out by my Great Great Grand penguin being Shot dead in 1914. So a huge Conflict broke out by 1915 Penguins of all colors were fighting each other against the Pinks on the Eastern and Western front of CP. In 1917 Nachos joined the war and destroyed the Pinks.

    1918 Pinks surrender to the Allies.

  54. ww2 Nazi CP vs the Allies

    LT used to be called the Nazis of CP from 1933-1945 Their leader was Ioioluk Hitler. They invaded Poland of CP in respond ACP and IW declared war on ACP it wasnt long until IW(France) got invaded in 1940. Then the LT relised the Battle for ACP Britian had begun. in 1941 LT nazis invaded the Communist UMA on June 22nt 1941. December 7th of 1941 Lemon Harbor is attacked by the Shadow Troops empire of the Pacific.

    Nacho Captain: GO GO GO! WE MUST WIN THIS!
    Nacho Soldiers: YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!

    Shadow Troops: DESTROY THEM!!!!!!

    1943 It is Rommel’s last stand against Gen. George S. Chatton and his troops surrounded the 3rd reigh. and destroyed them. Next thing you know the Nachos and ACP invaded Italy of CP. next thing you know Italy of CP surrenders.

    June 6th 1944 Nachos invade IW France

    Lt. Foster: LETS GO GO GO!!!!!!!!

    Alot of fighting later…………………………………

    December 16th 1944 Battle of the Bulge has begun LT poured over the Nazi boarders but the Allies won.

    March 1945 UMA is on the outs certs of LT Berlin

    April 20th the Battle of Berlin had begun.

    April 30th 1945 Ioioluk Hitler commits suicide

    UMA SOLDIER: HURRY COMBRADS HURRY GET THAT FLAG UP!!!!!!!!!!!

    As of today history continues on I am Johnsongresh the XII th and my Ansesters are the founders of the Nacho Empire Johnsongresh Ist was AKA Jamesbond1. my Great Great great great great great great great great grand penguin he was a Catholic like me and so ends this piece of History

    THE END.

  55. After the war ACP and Nachos had Lots of Wars

  56. Story of Sgt. Johnsongresh

    One day someone joined the Nachos and retired from ACP.

    Johnson: Hello their i would like to join the Nachos

    Recruiter: Aren’t you ACP?

    Johnson: Nope not anymore i quit because they got small.

    Recruiter: Welcome to the Nachos!

    So johnsongresh joined the nachos as a Cpl. so then he heard about the War going on ACP was winning at first but then the Tide Turned when Johnsongresh Joined and fought off many ACP he was a Brave soldier. He got the Nachos to advance One Day at a battle Nachos Showed up but ACP and its allies did not. On July 29th 2012 FUNKS surrendered to Gen. Puckley HURRAH!

    Then Johnsongresh was promoted to Sgt. after the Great ACP/Nacho war AKA World War 6.

    To be continued……….

  57. Lemons Of The Deep

    Characters

    Cutie-tuti – Cutie
    Puckley – Puck
    Harry Joe – Harreh – Harry
    Pokeball111 – Poke
    WarBot300 – War bot

    Guest Staring:
    Harry Styles

    “Hello Puck” Said Pokeball “Enjoying those Lemons?”
    “Mmm Mmm Mmm!” Seems like Puck always had his mouth full!
    Cutie walked past “Hi Pokeball!”
    Pokeball waved and said “Hello Cutie, Do you know where harreh is?”
    “Harreh? you mean Harry Joe?”
    “No, I meant Harry styles…”
    “A celebrity joined the Nachos?”
    “No.”
    “Well… I’ts nearly time for the food battle!” Squeaked Cutie.
    “I KNOW! YOU HAVE BEEN PLANNING FOR WEEKS!”
    “Gary really shouldn’t have given us that!!!” I stared at the WarBot300
    “LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS, LEMONS OF THE DEEP!”
    “Did he just-” Cutie Started
    “-Yeah” I finished
    “LEEEEMONS!” Screamed Puck
    “LEEEEMONS” Screamed The WarBot300

    Cutie Stared at me, I stared back.

    Moral: Lemons are superior, So is Puck.

  58. The Story of a Colonel named Johnsongresh part 1

    My story is not all that bad it will tell you some facts. It all began on July 13th i betray ACP to go to the Nachos of CP. I had no rank for a while until after the war of ACP vs Nachos was over.

    I got my 1st rank in August and it was a Corpral. I Rose through the ranks fast. In September i was promoted to Sgt. The fighting was not going on until november though. But i saw we had not that many troops D: how sad. In October i got promoted to Staff Sgt. Scary Showdown was going on and we were winning until the Quarter Finals. In November World War VI started and i was promoted to Major in Mid November. Lots of fighting and more fighting going on. December is right now. I got promoted to Colonel on December 2nt 2012. I am possiply going to get a Silver Medal soon. More is to be added in this story. ~ Col. Johnnsongresh

  59. Book 7 The Real Beginning Of The Nachos

    Yes I know what you are thinking right now you are thinking.What the hell! the first book WAS NOT the real beginning! Well it is true! The REAL Nachos where formed in 1500 B.C. Yeah. Anyway they where formed to fight off the armies who hated there people.The armies where Kroblox,Overseers and The Nomads. I will tell you about a 100 F*CKING YEAR WAR in a few books about when we are done we could be on book 1246324 idk!! well get ready for the book of the Nachos and how they are today.

    Night 1

    Well the main guy we are going to talk about is a old dude named xxbeastlyfastxx. Btw I am not in this book because I am writing it just to let you know. Anyway Night 1 was not that bad well except the first king ever aka leader was blaser1234.He lasted only 2 Days and 3 Nights after being killed by a well I will tell you when that comes I don’t want to tell you much. Anyway the first battle the Nachos ever battled in was the Battle Of Nachopolis!(The dates of being our capital are 1643-2004 ). Anyway blaster yelled CHARGE! and the went the very first charge! of the Nachos and the war!! xxbeastlyfastxx became just a no ranker not even a bronze.He needed 20 kills to rank up.and In that battle witch we won! because of the retreat of the Overseer’s and Korblox was so small that we killed them all! It lasted about 7 hours but we ended up with a victory!

    Day 1

    It as the first day of the war some fighting happening when other troops are ether at the mines or farming to get money.xxbeastlyfastxx got lots of his money from farming! Later that day the Kroblox was marching toward the Overseer’s main city aka Overseers Land! anyway we the Nachos did not know that the OVERSEERS here charging at us! so we charged back at them back to there home city and the Battle For Overseers. The sad part is that we.. WON by about a thread it was just blaster,xxbeastlyfastxx and some random guy vs the overseer’s king! He surrendered and we got our 2nd win ever right now our record is like 12343363324242425-13482948283593-92648284 but ik it is alot of f*cking battles

    Night 2

    As we really did not battle we left everything closed but we did have a minor battle witch we lost it was The Battle For The Mines and we only snet about 25 troops after the Nomads had about 100.xxbeastlyfastxx was in the fighting but had to retreat because blaster said so.So our record was like 6-3 at the time because I will not tell you every single minor battle I will most likely just do major but if there is no major event on the days i will do a minor one like this one.

    Day 2

    That day was a huge major battle! It was the battle for the mountains! As we fought with a 9-4 record 12-9 for Kroblox 4-6 for the Overseers and for the Nomads they had a 13-10 record in the war.Anyway lets get talking.This battle xxbeastlyfastxx had a bow witch did not work as good so he got out his sword and he just had only 10 kills so far and really rich! Anyway The Battle Of The Mountains was won by us of course so that bumps us up to 10-4.Here is the night blaster dies 😦

    Night 3

    Well blaster our first king died He died in the he got shot in the Battle Of The Mountains and he never made it.The new king was named SuperDuperMan who lasted intell Day 10.Anyway that is it for this book this are the following days/nights I will do next book

    Day 3
    Night 4
    Day 4
    Night 5
    Day 5
    Night 6
    Day 6

    THE END Book 8 coming up!

    • can someone delete this story because this is the REAL book 7 not this one a new one

  60. My first Nacho Battle
    I was fighting the Dark Warriors. I knew we were outnumbered, so there was one thing to do. I ignored the Dark Warriors. We eventually won, but I wasn’t there for the whole thing. What was that? The Dark Warriors surrendered. Another Nacho victory! By: Nachoarmyluv (My Nacho account with free chat.)

  61. NACHOS VS. ACP WAR: Murder of Billybob

    By Disney2011

    The Nachos were online at the server Klondike. It was crowded because Puckley said that Billybob was having his farewell party. The Nachos entered the Town. Everyone was receiving postcards from Billybob. Suddenly, ACP surrounded Billybob and they all grabbed their rifle guns.

    “DAMN YOU BILLYBOB! DIE! DIE! DIE YOU BITCH!”

    ACP shot Billybob in the chest and Billybob died. The Nachos were FURIOUS. ACP always shot famous people. One time, Rockhopper was killed because Kenneth slashed his head off and stabbed his puffle right after.

    “ACP has been pulling our dicks lately.” said n00b, who worked for the Doritos, too. “WE DECLARE SOME FUCKING WAR!”

    The next day, ACP was just hanging out on CP, when the Nachos started firing their rifles, handguns, bazookas, and AK-47’s. By the first hour, 55 ACP troops were killed, along with 40 Nacho troops. The Nachos felt like giving up. But then, a Nacho troop tackled Oglathorp.

    “LET GO OF MY ASS!” Oglathorp said sternly.

    “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” n00b said.

    And with that, the Nachos shot the rest of the ACP troops.

    “WE WIN!” Puckley said.

    Everyone logged off and got chat promotions.

    THE END

  62. Buck your story is sooo good! :O I wish Jake would make book 4 already though.

  63. 2ND!

  64. The Biggest ACP vs Nachos Battle Ever

    It was a sunshiny day in the southern part of CP, when the Nachos heard something….

    “WHAT THE FU-” someone said, following along with a BOOM!

    Puckley, who had been sleeping the whole day, woke up to the sound.

    “What the hell was that?” Puckley replied sternly, steaming confusion in his eyes.

    “SIR, ACP IS BOMBING OUR BASE!!!!!!!111!!!111!! WE NEEDZ TO ATTACK!” Pringle said.

    DJ Dan arrived on the scene.

    “WHAT BE ALL THIS YAPPIN’ ABOUT?” he barked.

    “SIR SIR! GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE! OAGALTHORP AND HIS TROOPS ARE BOMBIN’ THE SH*T OUTTA US!” Puckley flamed.

    DJ Dan froze. “Crap, damn it!” he followed along with the comment.

    “They might suck our cocks, Puck… but NOT today! WE NEED TO GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT!”

    The Nachos grabbed all kinds of guns. Rifles, handguns, snipers, BB guns, yadda, yadda, yadda.

    “OKAY BOYS, TIME TO FIGHT!” Puckley said when the clock hit noon.

    The Nachos went to the Mine. That was where the ACP was transporting bombs to their HQ.

    DJ Dan crept up to the young troop of ACP.

    “Look who’s here” he whispered

    The young troop almost turned, but Oagal said to him that he would have to drink Vodka if he did.

    “WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” someone asked loudly.

    “Uh oh…” Pringle said.

    But they just forgot Person. He was the OTHER leader.

    “Ya think y’ could leave me behind, y’all?” Person said in a Texas accent.

    “Err… no!” a young Nacho troop said. “We would-”

    Puckley slapped him in the beak… HARD.

    “OW!” the troop said.

    The Nachos and ACP went to the Town. Since it was a crowded server, everyone just stared and waited for the fight to begin.

    “WE GONNA SUCK YO PENIS!” Funks said. He was a 4ic at the time.

    Just then, a CPAC judge arrived. “FIRE!” he said.

    And with that, he hit a gong.

    “GOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!”

    It was so loud, half of the ACP and Nacho troops died of ear damage immediately. The important ones were left.

    After a good two hours of fighting, they were still going strong. 10 ACP left and 30 Nachos. Then Puckley went on ACP chat and PC’ed Oagalthorp.

    “ACP surrenders…” Oagal said.

    “WHOOPEEEEEEEEE! WHERE’S MY LEMON?!” Puckley bursted with joy.

    -The End

  65. NO MIDDLE GROUND
    Prologue

    By: Retsphe

    “RPG! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!”

    The sheer noise of the explosion blocked out any further orders as General Puckley of the Nacho Army attempted to get his troops under control.

    ‘Of all the days ACP decided to invade Fort Blizzard,’ he thought, ‘it just HAD to be a Friday.’

    Grunting in frustration, the Nacho officer reverted to using hand signals instead of verbal commands. He faced his hand away from the advancing ACP infantry and waved it; the silent signal for “move back.” Reluctantly, the Nacho Army began to retreat, fearing for their lives; although they were much better trained than the Army of Club Penguin, they were vastly outnumbered.

    “Warlord 3-1, this is Overlord,” barked Puckley into his radio, struggling to be heard over the noise of gunfire and rumbling tanks. “Where the hell are you guys?”

    “We’re workin’ on it,” came the unmistakable voice of Captain Retsphe. “Can you hold ’em off for a few more minutes?”

    Puck sighed in exasperation. “I can try,” he confirmed. “But hurry up. Over.”

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

    “Tango down,” declared Lieutenant Marcin, alias Hades, as he picked off the lone ACP sentry. He set off towards the simple wooden door that the soldier had been guarding before Retsphe grabbed his shoulder and dragged him back behind the corner.

    “The fuck are you doing?” demanded the captain in a harsh whisper. “Check your corners, boy! You’ll get us ALL killed.”

    “Well, EXCUUUUUSE me, princess,” Hades retorted as Retsphe led the way to the door. He positioned himself on one side of the door and beckoned Hades to do the same. Master Sergeant Winterburn–codenamed Awesome Dude, or Awesome for short–went to the other side and readied his weapon. With a curt nod at the other two men, he brought his leg up and kicked at the door; it swung open with ease, one of the hinges breaking off completely.

    Awesome rushed into the strategy room and fired wildly, spraying bullets practically everywhere. The ACP officers, who had previously been sitting around a wooden table and discussing matters of the Great War, were now struggling to stand up and unholster their weapons in surprised panic.

    Retsphe and Hades bolted into the room afterwards–the latter more slowly than the former, as he was heavier and, well, white–and pressed down on their own triggers.

    “LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY!” bellowed Retsphe, grinning like a madman as he killed an ACP officer with a clean shot to the chest.

    The remaining officers tipped over the table and hid behind it, panting heavily as they waited for their inevitable fate. Hades reloaded his M16 and whipped out a frag grenade. Pulling off the hook, he tossed it across the room, where it hit the wall and clunked its way under the table with the three live officers.

    The frag exploded, cutting off the terrified shrieks of the ACP soldiers. “Jeeeennnnnkinnnnnns,” finished Retsphe at a more normal volume, reloading his gun.

    “I’ll check the bodies and make sure we got all the targets we were supposed to,” Awesome volunteered. Retsphe nodded in acknowledgement and made his way towards the upturned table, where various papers lay strewn across the hardwood floor.

    “I’ll see if there’s anything worth noting in these papers, then,” he muttered. “We should hurry up, though, before some more ACP faggots get here. Besides, I’m sure Hades wants to get back before dinner.”

    Hades glared at his compatriot as Awesome snickered, and wiped his brow with the back of his hand.

    “Looks like we got all of ’em,” Awesome told his fellow soldiers. “Flipper, Mchappy, and all the other low-ranking sons of bitches.”

    “And I found some of their battle plans over here,” Retsphe announced, carefully folding a sheet of paper and tucking it into his pocket. Reaching for another one, he ordered, “Hades, radio Overlord.”

    “Not so fast,” interrupted a baritone voice from the doorway. Retsphe whipped around, dropping the papers and aiming his weapon at the door. A shadowy figure was aiming his own gun at the captain’s head; an air of power and indifference surrounded him.

    “Who the hell are you?” demanded Awesome, aiming his gun as well. As he spoke, a squadron of ACP troops quietly made their way behind the mysterious figure, readying their weapons.

    The figure stepped into the room, allowing the dim lighting to illuminate his face. Retsphe stifled a gasp of shock as Awesome furrowed his brow in rage. Hades let out a low noise, somewhat akin to a growl, and pointed his gun at the armor-clad man.

    “Who am I?” rumbled the man, baring his yellowed teeth as his face contorted into a twisted grin. “I’m your worst nightmare.”

  66. Lemon Robbery Puckley!

    Once upon YOU KNOW THE DRILL!,Puckley was playing Club Penguin when his Mom said “HEY YO KID, WE GOIN’ TO BUY LEMONS!”Puckley wuz like “Le-Le LeMONS!”,So they went to Bob’s Lemons….Puckley stole 73 Lemons! I mean his Mom bought 45 you don’t need anymore Puckerson!Bob was counting Storage and he didnt see the lemons anywhere so he sent policemen to arrest puckley, Puckley got arrested,For 2 Years Puckley managed to ESCAPE! He escaped yelling out “Bai bai” “MWAHAHAHHAHHAHA” Puck went a bought some women clothes with a wig and he or should i say she got a job as a babysitter! When He/She started babysitting she/he was so drunk he Killed both of the babies with knives and guns!
    Puckley ran off running like an old man in a Marathon,They found puck laying around a whole bucket of Peanut Butter,the police had to arrest him again but Puckley used his guns again! So he started killing everyone in Fjord but then out of nowhere Came THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA LIMES and they ate all of Puckley’s lemons Puckley layed on the floor crying “Mommy” Mommy” then Puckley got banned Forever. The END XD

  67. Here’s my story.

    The title is: The great ACP-Nacho battle

    Prologue
    It was a relaxing day as the Nachos chilled at their Fjord base. Puckley was massaging his lemons, the mods and owners were doing their mods and owners stuff, Bubbagum was listening to his music, when suddenly, the door burst open!
    “ACP UNITS, AT THE SN0WF0RTS!!!!!!11” Some random Nacho noob said. Everybody grabbed their sombrero or mini- sombrero and an AK-47.
    When they reached the Snow Forts, they saw the ACP. There were only about 25-30 of them, but the Nachos had 55, considering it was a weekend. When the ACP noticed the nachos, the fighting began. It was chaotic. Bullets were flying everywhere. In desperation, the ACP performed a joke bomb. When it exploded, everything seemed to stop in time. Then everything went black.

    Chapter 1

    A small squad of Nachos were being sent to the Snow Forts to check out the scene. They saw the huge crater that was in the ground as a result of the ACP’S joke bomb. Only a few soldiers were still alive: Bubba, Martin, Pony Eee, Darkman, and Beeky. Everyone else was killed because of the joke bomb. The 5 soldiers were forced to get up by the Nacho squad, with Darkman saying “No mom 5 more minutes I don’t wanna go to school.” When they all were up they realized that some ACP were killed in the explosion too. “Now, we have to find them.” said Martin. “We’re going to kick their asses” replied Bubba. The squad of about 20 nachos walked around for a bit until they ended up at the Beach. Suddenly, the whole ACP force came out of nowhere. “AMBUSH!” Beeky yelled. Bubba, Dark, and Pony took cover behind a table. “You guys have ammo?” Pony said “Yeah” Dark and Bubba said back. “Well then, let’s go.” Bubba and Dark nodded as they fired at all the ACP soldiers.

  68. (if theres any type-os in here that aren’t purposely put in here to describe a n00b feel free to fix them if I didn’t catch it already)
    Nacho Kart 64
    By PaperingWizard (Pony Eee)

    It was a lovely day on Fjord , and all the troops were taking a break from battling the evil forces of ACP. Puckley was taking a walk around the camp when he spotted Pony Eee and Pyjamas Jr. running around with some spraypaint bottles.
    “Hey what are you guys doing over there” He called to them.
    “YO PUCK!” Pony responded, “Come over here, we got something cool to show you!”
    Puck ran over to where the two troops were standing. Pyjamas pointed to the object in which Pony spoke of. It was a car, a Volkswagon Beetle to be exact, and there were random lines of spraypaint all over it.
    “What are you two going to do with a car?” Puck asked, confused on why there would be this random Volkswagon in the camp. Right as Pyjamas was about to talk, A WILD N00B APPEARED! The n00b ran up to Puck and started yelling.
    “OH MAH GAWD ‘PUCKY’ ACP IS ATTACKING WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING NAOW NAOW NAOW!!!!”
    Before the n00b could continue, Pony yelled. “HEY YOU! ACP ISN’T ATTACKING SO CALM THE BUCKETS DOWN. You didn’t even spell his name right…”
    “Wait, Pony, how can he spell if he’s talking out loud?” Pyjamas questioned. There was a long silence after. It was so quiet you could hear the crickets chirping like in those cartoons. Just then, the ACP general Swimmer approached.
    “Hello ladies. I see you are entering the Club Penguin Grand Prix as well” he sneered.
    “YOU DON’T SAY?!?” Pony said saracasticly. “I mean theres only a car sitting right there.”
    Swimmer looked annoyed as he continued to speak, “well I just came to let you all know you’re getting your butts kicked tomorrow.”
    “Oh no we aren’t”
    “Oh yes you are”
    “Oh that is it” Puck mumbled, pulling a lemon out of his pocket and throwing it at Swimmer’s head.
    “Swimmer, I don’t know what this thing is, but I know for sure my troops are going to defeat you and your n00bs”
    “Yea!” Pyjamas and Pony chanted in unison.
    “Whatever you say,” Swimmer said as he left laughing to himself. “HAVE FUN BITING MY DUST!”
    “I BITE MY OWN DUST!” yelled back Pony.
    Swimmer had crossed the line this time. Pony and Pyjamas explained the Club Penguin Grand Prix to Puck. How there would be helpful items along the race track and such. Also, they longed for the prize, a gigantic golden trophy that would bring fame and glory to whichever army claimed it. Puck completely understood why this trophy would be a big win for the army, and decided to help Pony and Pyjamas win. He grabbed a spraypaint bottle and painted a lemon on each side of the car, over the sexy hot rod flames that Pony had already put on. Pyjamas put the lovely number 64 in blue sexy hot rod flames on the lemon, as their car number was 64. They loaded the back seat with lemons and trumpets to throw at random racers who stood in their way. At last, they were ready to claim victory.

    Pyjamas sat in the back with all the projectiles, Puck sat in the passenger seat and Pony got the wheel. The Beetle was a convertible, making it easy to launch things. There were nacho-colored fuzzy dice on the rearveiw mirror and the sexy hot rod flames and lemon were appealing to everyone’s eye.
    “We got this guys” She assured her fellow Nachos. “We got this in the bag”
    The Nachos took their place at the starting line. They saw Swimmer laughing to himself like a rich idiot on a good day. He had a random noob in his passenger seat. Also in the grand race of the century there was the Ice Warriors, Water Vikings, Light Troops, of course ACP, Doritos, some random preps, forest role players, and a chicken. Some preppy lady walked infront of the racers, raising the checkered flag.
    “ON YOUR MARKS…”
    The Nachos started their engine, ready to rock and roll
    “GET SET…”
    Swimmer chuckled and so did that random n00b that no one cares about.
    “GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
    The preppy lady waved the flag as a sign to get going. The Nacho’s car blazed down the road, leaving fire in its tracks. In fact the fire was so searing that it melted the Ice Warrior’s car, which ironicly was made of ice. Swimmer was lagging behind because the n00b failed to start the engine.
    “You good for nothing n00b!” he yelled.
    Swimmer started his engine and sped ahead. He rammed into the Water Vikings kart, knocking Dashing Snow and a Water Viking troop into a billboard with Oagalthorp advertising PeptoBismal. He then ‘accidently’ popped the Light Troop’s tires using the spikes he put on his car, causing them to spin out of control and crash into a massive boulder. Pony looked in the rearview mirror to see that Swimmer was getting close.
    “WE GOT GREEN!” she yelled.
    Puck and Pyjamas picked up some lemons and trumpets from the back seat and launched them at Swimmer’s car. The trumpet broke Swimmer’s windshield and he yelled, “OH IT IS ON!” and then he swallowed a bug for opening his mouth too wide.
    The three Nachos laughed and went faster, passing the idiotic preps,chicken, and forest role players. They went through some rainbow colored item boxes that gave them green turtle shells, which Puck loaded with lemons and threw at the people who were in front of them. Someone got a POW block but the nachos avoided it because they were shot out of a cannon on the course when it was used. The Doritos were in 1st place at the time. However, when the Nachos raced up next to them, they were so distracted by the sexy hot rod flames of the Volkswagon they crashed into a tree, and their car burst into sexy real life hot rod flames. Swimmer trailed behind again, and he went through an item box and got the almighty star power. He grinned as he deployed the item, becoming invincible to everything that came at him. He ran over bananas and ran over the forest role players, turning them into roadkill. He also drove past the chicken, and then I guess you could call it fried after that. The power wore of by the time he reached the preps, who were blasting Justin Beiber and Nicki Minaj in their car, which made Swimmer’s ears bleed uncontrolably.
    “HEY GIRLS…” he yelled in a hot voice to get the idiot preps’ attention. The girls looked in a hypnotic gaze, as preps are attacted to every boy they see.
    “Look over there, its Austin Mc Hot Hot!”
    “WHERE!” they yelled, as their car swevered out of control off the track and into a lava pit.
    Now it was only the Nachos and ACP left able to race. Swimmer drove up against the Nachos. Puck and Pyjamas threw lemons at him, but his windows kept them out. Also, his side windows were somehow indestructable, so the trumpet wouldn’t break through them. He deployed the spikes on the car and moved in to slam into the nachos car.
    “Goodbye ladies…” Swimmer chuckled, and then swallowed another bug.
    ‘This is the end…’ Pony, Puck, and Pyjamas all thought at the same time. Suddenly, their tire was flat, and their car slowed down. They slowly inched along the road until they finally came to a stop.
    “WOW…” Pony gasped. Luckly, she had a spare tire in the trunk of the Beetle, but it was no use. ACP was already in the lead, and they were far far into it.
    “We can’t give up now guys!” Puck encouraged. “Those lemon-haters will never get that trophy that was rightfully ours.”
    He pulled a mini lemon launcher out of his pocket and loaded it. Pyjamas switched out the tires and off they went. ACP was in firing range, so Puck launched as many lemons as he could at the ACP.
    “WE’RE UNDAH ATTACK!!!!!!” screamed the n00b, jumping out of the car and rolling on the road.
    Lemons splattered all over Swimmer’s back windshield,making seeing the approaching Nachos nearly impossible. The nachos sped through an item box. They got the god of all killer items. Puck held in his flippers the most evil of all things turtle: the blue turtle shell. He aimed carefully, and unleashed the beast into flight. It flew right up to Swimmer’s car.
    “OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Swimmer screamed.
    BOOOOOOOOOOOM! A huge blue mushroom cloud appeared where Swimmer’s car was. The Nachos took the lead as Swimmer’s car was reduced to a lagging piece of garbage. The Nachos cheered as they crossed the finish line.
    “NACHOS WIN! NACHOS WIN! NACHOS WIN!” the announcer made official.
    They were given the grand trophy of golden grandness. Swimmer limped to the finish line and collapsed.
    “Well Swimmer,” Puck mocked him, “What do you have to say for yourself, looser?”
    “ALRIGHT, you win….” Swimmer admitted.
    “AAAANNNDDDDD…” Puck said saracastically.
    “And your hot rod flames are sexy…”
    The Nachos returned to Fjord and showed off their new award. They were the best racers in all of club penguin. Car number 64 went on display in the Beach at Fjord, but a lot of robots don’t like it so they destroy it quite often. But thanks to Pony’s witchcraft, it’s easily repairable. I’m pretty sure they are just jealous of the sexy hot rod flames…
    -THE END-

  69. World War VII Brand New War:Nacho Story 8 By Baseball1043

    Chapter 1 Its Time

    June 9th 2017 1:45 AM

    Server: Fjord

    A whole lot was being planned by the new empire that has just formed and has declared war on ACP,HSA,IW and SWAT.The Nachos had no idea what was coming.The new empire is called Imperium Empire.

    Alot of Nachos where still up training or playing a little battle with xploders for fun when suddenly

    Over 10 miles away where a WHOLE lot of boming planes from the Imperium Empire heading toward the Nachos Base.Lots of the Nachos woke up because they heard the aircrafts.A soilder woke up and told
    Puckley to wake up!

    Solider:Hey Puck get up I heard aircrafts coming this way we got to get ready!
    Puck:Alright u got it. ALL RISE INTO POSITONS ALSO TAKE COVER WHEN THEY DROP THE BOMBS!
    All 342 Nachos at camp:SIR YES SIR!

    All the Nachos where under some sort of cover and the first MISSLE came down at the base.BOOM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Some soilders died.

    Base:PUCK WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE DIE!
    Puck:YOUR RIGHT ALL NACHOS MOVE OUT!!!

    As the nachos got out of the base with there guns already for the Imperium Empire soilders to come down.As they did.

    Base:FIRE!
    Puck:FIRE!
    Cutie:FIRE!
    Sam:FIRE!
    Pechu:FIRE!
    All Other Soilders:FIRE!

    All the nachos started fireing there guns but Base and Pechu only killed 5! while the rest killed 2.

    Ads:HOLY SHIT THESE FUCKERS WONT DIE!
    Nachogod:Hey Base Grab That MG42 right there that might help!
    Base:Good Thing Boyyyyyy
    MoTaNgEmAn:U CAN DO IT BASE!

    As Base got the MG42 he yelled to the other soilders…

    Base:NACHOS SPREAD OUT WE CAN KILL THEM EASIER THAT WAY!
    Edd:Good Thinking!
    John:I will help Base because there is 2 MG42S
    Puck:Alright LETS MOVE JOHN GO HELP BASE!
    Base:Hey Dude Grab that MG and lets shoot down any soilders u see!
    John:Got It!

    As Puck made squads in cover Base and John was trying to kill as many as they could.

    Base:COME ON DAMN MG WORK!

    Base and John combined only killed 18 out of 300!!!!!!! But there was only 242 left ON THE GROUND! In the squads half of the men died

    John:WE GOT TO RETRATE!
    Puck:NO WE CANT LOSE OUR CAP….
    Base,Cutie,Nacho and MoN: O_O SO MANY BOMBS! I think even a Nuke O_O
    Ads:Alright I think we should get out of here before we die from all those bombs.
    Beeky:Your Right!

    As the Nachos flew away in aircraft Baseball had an Idea with his friends

    Base:Friends we might get demoted for this but WE MUST SHOOT DOWN THERE AIR CRAFTS WHEN THEY ARE NOT LOOKING!
    Nacho:Aim and FIRE THE MISSLES!

    All of Bases squad of atleast 10-13 shot missles witch killed all the aircrafts and a whole lot of soliders!

    Cutie:Uhh Guys
    DJ:What
    Sam: Holy Jesus
    Base: REINFORCEMENTS ALREADY!
    Nacho:Base we lost this this is like World War II (In Real) When The United States where attacked and the lost but they won the war
    Base:Your Right.

    As the Nachos fleed Imperium Empire Claimed the land 😦

    ???:Yes we got the Nachos capital only one more to go to HSA’S

    June 10th 3:00

    Us The Nachos now declare WAR on Imperium Empire and its allies to help Our Allies and Save CP Us the Nachos now join the
    White Alliance.

    Imperium Empire had alot of allies like
    Black Wolf Empire
    Assassin’s Creed Elite Assassins
    C D S
    X-101 Legion Main Army
    Roblox Sniper Storm(RSS)
    Lucidus Industries
    Imperium Empire:Zealots
    Orglock Empire
    Imperium Empire:Death Guards
    The Allied Robloxian Troops

    TO BE CONUTIED IN BOOK 2 (Chapter 2)

  70. World War VII Brand New War:Nacho Story 8 By Baseball1043

    Chapter 2 IE VS TWA

    June 18th 2017 9:25 AM

    Also I was wrong on those allies LOL They are all alone! anyway lets
    get back to the war!

    Battle Of Snow Globe.

    Parts of the White Alliance over heard Pain (The Leader Of IE) Saying they where going to invade Snow Globe part of the Nachos.As The Armies of The White Alliance IW,HSA and Nachos where in this battle. There full power was about 15,000+ combined and atleast 5000+ Nachos,5,000+ HSA and 5,000+ IW. The Imperium Empire had 20000+ with help because PR Died and joined them before this war.

    Both Armies where on differant sides of the land getting propared even though it it early in the morning.The White Alliance had a plan to find the IE Soilders easier to not be spoted to kill more of them.The White Alliance said they would split into sqauds.Base was in a squad with Nachogod and MoNtAgEmAn with 3 HSA Soilders and 2 IW Soilders.The Leaders said the would surround them but stay in trees so the IE soilders could not see them! Base was the leader of his squad.

    Base:Alright Squad we need to listin to orders from the real leaders!
    HSA Soilder:But Sir where will we go?
    IW Soilder:Yeah?
    Base:Well we will go the tall grass way but we need to stay low.
    Nacho:Good Idea Base!
    MoNtAgE:Yeah great thinking.
    Base:We Move Out Now! We will see more members of our army when we reach IE!

    As The White Alliance spilt into 100 sqauds(Yes 100) Base and his squad moved into the tall grass.After hiding for about 10 mins they heard some crying like a kid.

    ???:Dad *cries* Speak to me PLZ!

    Base and his squad saw a bullet in his back but it was huge like a IE bullet.

    Base:Dont worry kid we can help ur dad.
    MoNtAgE:Yeah I know first aid!
    ???:U Sure *sobs*
    Nacho:Of Course!
    HSA Soilder 2:Whats ur name kid?
    ???:My Name is Nyxis.
    IW Soilder 2:Nice name kid
    Base:We are the good guys.
    Nyxis:Come on I got some fighting skills with swords i killed 5 in 1 defending my dad.
    IW Soilder 1:AMAZING!
    Nacho:Let ur tribe to join the White Alliance!
    Nyxis:Alright!
    Base:Alright ur dad is ok and lets move forward!

    As There sqaud moved forword they saw a little squad of IE.

    Base:Get down and stay quiet.
    Base: and…………. FIRE!

    There was a little gun battle but The Squad won easily with a little
    help from a sword who kill 1 there was a total of 10 there where 14
    TWA. As they reached there destonation they where hidden in the
    trees.They heard an IE General talking with his whole army.

    Puck:Get Ready (whispers)
    Albert:Right (whispers)

    As the IE Soilders stopped to take cover the White Alliance statred firing!

    Puck:FIRE
    Albert:FIRE
    DX:FIRE
    All Leaders:FIRE!

    The White Alliance started firing bullets where flying all over the place IE Repeated the same thing.Baseball was on FIRE! He was killing a WHOLE LOT more than the attack on fjord :D.So Far The White Alliance killed over 1,000 while IE killed over 500!

    Nyxis:BRB

    As Nyxis ran with his sword killed atleast 16-20.KEEP FIRING! As The White Alliance got out of the trees and took cover.

    Puck:BASE GRAB THAT DAMN MG U TO NACHO AND MOTAGE!
    Base,Nacho,MoNtAgE:WOOOO!
    Jrp:KEEP ON FIRING GUYS!

    As they got the 3 MG’S That really really helped! The IE’S Where nearly dead there where about 100 left intell airstrikes.

    Base:CRAP WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE TAKE COVER!
    MoNtAgE:LETS GET TO THE AIRFORCE!

    As Base’s squad had an air battle no body in there squad died but all of the airplanes from IE died!

    Nacho:YES!
    Base:Come On we need to get back to the MG!

    As a whole lot of White Alliance where hurt or killed the White Alliance had about 2,000 left while IE had about 100 left.When Base and Nacho and MoNtAgE got back to there MG’S They kill a whole lot but IE started to use swords and where charging.Another 2 hours
    passed IE only had 10 while TWA had about 100.Blood Dead Bodies and Screaming all over the place.Base and his squad with the MG’S killed the rest of the IE’S

    All TWA Soilders:VICTORY!

    As TWA Soilders held up the flag for victory.

    All Leaders:GREAT JOB TODAY who is still alive! YOU GUYS HELPED US WIN THIS BATTLE IT WAS HARD SCARY AND BLOODY BUT IT WAS WORTH IT WE ARE VICTORIES! BUT! THERE IS WAY MORE WAR COMING SO BE PROPARED!

    All 133 Soilders left:SIR YES SIR!

    TO BE COUNTIED IN BOOK 3 (Chapter 3)

  71. World War VII Brand New War:Nacho Story 8 By Baseball1043

    Chapter 3 Get Fjord Back!

    July 19th 2018

    Its Been 1 Year sence IE has token Fjord away from the Nachos.TWA Has so little wins Here is the war score TWA:18 IE:42 Eck! Baseball and his friends are somehow are suriving this war with there new friends in the Terriorst Group who are NICE! Anyway at the White House Base as Puck was giving a speach how to get Fjord back while the terriorst group got some bread from the Market across the street.

    Nyxis:Sob lets go into the market to get some bread for the Nachos.
    Soa:Alright!

    After they got to the Market a strange lady was behind them in a Nacho suit.

    Nyxis:AHHH SHE TOOK OUR BREAD
    Soa:GET HER!

    As the got the girl they asked her questions and asked her her name.

    Nyxis:Who are u!
    ???:Im Ariaxus
    Ariaxus:I am a spy for the Nacho Army.
    Nyxis:Wow we are helping them!
    Nyxis:Also we are the terriorst who destroyed IE’S Base in Ice Box for an TWA Victory.
    Soa:Lets get back to the fort and hurry we are invading the Fjord Base from IE tonight!

    As they got back all the Nachos where ready to invade Fjord and get it back once and for all!

    Base:Im Ready Puck.
    Nacho:Lets Do This.

    As The Nachos set off for Fjord in there tanks all of the other stuff they arrive at 1:00 AM

    Nyxis:Alright Nachos we will take out the guards than u charge in got it?
    Base:I like it
    Puck:LETS MOVE!

    As Nyxis and Soa attaked the IE soilders with Swords they went to destroy there tanks and aircrafts and get there Guns.

    As The Nachos charged in the IE was suprised attacked and in about 1 min there where atleast half of them dead because they where all in the main room.

    Puck:The rest are hiding in othere rooms thank god we know this base well.
    Cutie:Look out for more guards.
    Base:LETS MOVE
    MoNtAgE,Nacho:LETS MOVE!

    As The Nachos moved into the base the “terriorst” stole all there
    weapons the alarms came on while the IE were going to the there
    weapons witch where stolen the Nachos killed atleast 5 of them the IE went to the weapons

    IE Soilder:WHERE ARE THE FUCKING WEAPONS!
    Base:Suprise Motha Fucker
    IE Soiders:AHHHHHHHHH

    All Nachos shot the IE There was some run aways but the “terriorst” killed them!

    Ads:Great work Nyxis of killing the runaways!
    Nyxis:No Prob! U Can thank my bro Soa!
    Soa:Anytime.
    Nyxis:I got Good News and Bad News.
    Base,Nacho:Whats the good news?
    Soa:The good news is that we got FJORD BACK!
    All 346 Nachos:YEAH!!!!!!
    Soa:WAIT The Bad News!
    Nyxis:The Bad news is that LT died this morning they where
    attacked by IE Lord Pain (There Leader) planed this all.
    Puck:Pain…..Pain I remember that name from somewhere but I dont remember.
    Base:Well anyway they will come back when we win this war we will get them back on track and back and running again!

    TO BE COUNTIED IN BOOK 4 (Chapter 4)

  72. Book 9:Battle Of Aurora By Baseball1043

    2:00 PM Nacho Time

    As all of the Nacho Marines were ready for the Naval arrival of RPF. The Next thing we heard was machine guns from RPF. Our Coast Guard,Navy and Marines were ready for a heck of a battle While The Army was at The Mine Packing Up and The Air Force on the other side of the land and also more Marines,Coast Guard and Navy at the cove and Dock and Beach.

    Puck:Alright Nachos we will charge the Cove when RPF attack there got it
    Nachos:Yes Sir!

    All the Nachos with 30 mags of 100 bullet ammo where ready to go!

    At 2:02 RPF Landed everywhere.

    Puck:LETS MOVE!
    Base:MOVE MOVE MOVE!
    Ads:Take Cover!

    As all the Nachos took cover RPF opened fire as no Nachos were killed some really injured.

    Ads,Puck and Tomato:FIRE!

    The Nachos returned Fire with bullets flying everywhere RPF did not has much skill or defense so they really took a beating Base was on a killing streak of 15 Nachogod had a kill streak of 10 and MoNtAgE had a kill streak of 7

    Puck:Man these guys Suck
    Tomato:FIRE!

    More bullets went everywhere and as soon as u know it all of RPF’s Ground Troops where killed or injured We killed the injured RPF soilders.The Rest was for the Navy,Coast Guard and Air Force The Marines went to the Ice Berg while The Nachos charged the Stadium

    Wolfie:ATTACK!
    Base:WOAH THERE THERE IS WAY TO MANY WE NEED TO TAKE COVER!
    Puck:FIND COVER

    As lots of Nachos were killed here about 46 and Lost of injured about 100 The Nachos killed all the RPF.It was close but RPF was just not as strong.We saw a small force of DCP which we easily killed. Saw some ACP about 17 Killed them all.

    Puck:TO THE BERG!
    Nachos:CHARGE!!!!

    Everyone was at the iceberg now

    It was HUGE! It took about 30 mins of bullets everywhere

    Nacho Soilder:HELP ME!
    Base:Im Coming!
    Base:Your Good Now.
    Nacho Soilder:Thanks for patching me up!

    In all the end Nachos pulled through with a victory with all the dead bodies of RPF we danced on there bodies than had a party with Beer and everything!

    The End

  73. Book:10 Battle Of Alaska By Baseball1043

    2:00 PM Nacho Time

    Alaskan Nachos Base

    N 84.32.65
    W 34.23.76

    The next thing we knew was that RPF was coming with a huge force of Air Force but little ground troops. The Nachos Planes took off about 1:57 PM While The Ground Troops took fire around 2:01 PM The Army was having the most trouble with getting to cover. Lots of Army/Marines where getting spotted easily and shot to easy so we retreated from the area

    Base: RUN GUYS AND FIRE!
    Nacho: DIE FUCKERS!!!
    Montage: DIE!!!!!!!
    Pony: THERE IS SOME COVER OVER THERE
    Ads: MOVE MOVE MOVE!

    The Nachos took cover with lots of turrets. The Air Force was taking a beating as of the RPF Planes and Helis. The Navy was killing there side of that part of the Dock and they official landing of RPF was.

    Nacho Marine: DIE DAMN YOU
    RPF Solider: FUCKER!

    The Marine shot him in his head.
    The army was taking a heck of a beating.

    Puck: FIRE!
    Tomato: FIRE!

    Around 2:17 PM More RPF troops came here and took out lots of more Nacho Marines.

    Base:FUCKING KILL THEM
    Puck: BASE IS RIGHT!
    Nacho/MoNtAgE :RIGHT FIRE!!!!!

    After about 1 hour at 3:05 PM All The RPF was dead. Little Nachos survived but we won. War score is now 2-0!

    The End!

  74. Part IV: The Betrayal

    “You idiot!” Kenneth yelled, Jet sat on a iron bench, fiddling with his flippers.
    “Sir… I didn’t mean to, the blonde bitch had to use her mouth.” he muttered.

    Flipper sighed and drank a cup of coffee. “I’m getting too old for this.”
    “Do you know how much danger you’ve put ourselves in? Imagine the CPAC headlines…” Kenneth barked.

    “Gee, poor Jet, I feel bad for him” Shab whispered

    “Why would you feel bad for him?” Police asked curtly

    Shab shrugged and ate another Cheesburger, Ads and Puckly peered in the window one more time, they could hear Flipper saying something.

    “What’s he saying?” Ads whispered
    “I think he’s saying that he’s on his period.” Joke said

    Puckley rolled his eyes, he took something out of his pocket which what seemed to be an advanced earpiece
    He placed his earpiece near the glass window and listened,

    “Jet. Since you’ve put us in grave danger, and have also destroyed our reputation, we have no choice… but to take you out of Army.” Flipper said grimly.

    Jet stood up, “What the hell? I was following your orders, sir! If anything, YOU TWO should be taken out of the army!”
    Kenneth and Flipper glared at him, Jet widened his eyes, “My apologies. I’ll let myself out…” he stuttered.

    Aka shook his head.
    “Anotha one bites ‘da dust!” Linkin sings quietly.

    “Wait… is he gonna use THIS door to get out?” Ads said in fear.
    “Oh shit” said Joker
    The rest of the Nachos scrambled around the hallway, like flies trying to get out of a house.

    “Quick, over there!” Police pointed to the Mess Hall, the group stayed in a single file.
    “Okay… act like ACP soldiers.” Puckley whispered

    They sat in a lone table at the Mess Hall. Jet came in, and the Nachos stared at him.
    “General!” Police faked, standing up and saluting him.
    The rest did the same, Shab gave Jet a cheeseburger and kissed him.

    “Oh, I’m no fucking general anymore.” he hissed, eating the cheeseburger. The Nachos faked a sad reaction and patted Jet’s back.

    “Wait a minute…” Jet stared at the cheeseburger. He looked at Shab, then at the cheeseburger, then at Shab again.

    “Shab..? What are you doing here?” Jet exclaimed, the rest of the ACP soldiers in the other tables looked at them. A janitor was placing a poster of Oagal drinking Pepto Bismol and quickly glanced at Jet.

    Shab told Jet to keep quiet, the Nachos didn’t notice, they were more focused on the large ACP crowd staring at them.

    “And y-you’re Ads, and that’s Linkin, Joker, Police, Aka… a-and Puckley!” Jet pointed at them one by one.

    “Good fucking job, do you want a medal?” Aka crossed his flippers.

    “GET THEM!” the rest of the ACP soldiers screamed.

    The Nachos knocked Jet unconscious, and barged out of the door. “Shit, what now, Puck?” Police exclaimed, breathing heavily as he ran.

    “Quick, grab my lemons!” he yelled, they all got 2 each from Puckley’s pocket.

    “Damn, Puck. How big is your pocket?” Linkin said
    “As big as your mom.” he winked, Linkin rolled his eyes.

    “Okay guys, squeeze the lemons at them!” Puckley commanded, the lemon juice flew in the air, most of them hit the eyes of the ACP.

    “Aaargh! Not the goddamn eyes AGAIN!” yelled a troop, covering his burned eyes.
    They were blinded for a while, giving the Nachos time to escape

    “I can see the light!” Shab said happily
    “That’s the exit doors, you dumbass.” Police hit Shab in the head.

    Suddenly, they saw 2 ACP soldiers lock the doors, and aim their guns at the Nachos.
    “Well we’re fucked.” Joker cried.

    The Nachos were surrounded, the blinded ACPs eventually followed them. They were flanked, nowhere to hide, it seemed futile to attack.
    “It was nice knowing you guys!” Shab sobbed, eating another burger. Aka did a facepalm and throw the cheeseburger in the garbage can.

    “Don’t move, you filthy mexicans.” said a soldier.
    “Hey, I’m not Mexican, that’s racist!” yelled Ads
    “Your mom’s racist.” replied Linkin

    “Well that was just rude.” Ads sighed.
    Suddenly, the ACPs gave way to what seemed to be a large figure, it was coming near the Nachos.

    “Oh if it isn’t our delicious rival.” he boomed.
    Puckley’s eyes widened, “Oagalthorp…”

    He was large and fat, his belly rumbled when he spoke.
    On the sides of Oagal were Kenneth and Flipper, they were smiling wide.
    “Damn Oagal, how much soda did you DRINK?” Joker said staring at his fat rolls.

    “Quiet.” his voice pierced the air. Joker fell silent.
    “I’d like you to meet a friend of mine.” Oagalthorp grinned

    “What do you mean?” Puckley said quietly.

    A penguin, not an ordinary penguin, no. It was Boomer20. He looked different. It seemed that he was growing a beard, he looked at Shab.

    “Shab? What are you doing with them?” Boomer asked

    “Wait, you’re an ACP?” Aka stared, as if he got betrayed.
    “I was.” Shab muttered.

    “Terrible isn’t it so?” Kenneth hissed.
    “But I retired, it’s in the past, I’m a Nacho now…” Shab said awkwardly.

    “Or are you?” Flipper said

    “What the hell is going on?!” Ads wailed.

    Just then, a gunshot came through.

    It was loud, incredibly loud.
    Puckley fell to the ground, clutching his side.

    “NO!” Linkin yelled. He tried to find whoever did it, and was shocked to see who it was.

    “I’m sorry, guys.” Shab whispered, reloading his gun.

    To be continued…

    • Awesome! The story continues 😀

      • It’s been a while 😦

  75. Damn Hockey

  76. (:

  77. Book 11: Defense of Fjord by Baseball1043

    11:12 AM Nacho Time

    Nachos Capital N 78.39.67 W 48.95.12

    It was a huge day for the Nacho Empire they had a HUGE defense from RPF coming in around 3:00 NT (Nachos Time) from there warships from the ocean 1000 miles away. As we all know RPF’s border is far from the Nachos border. The only thing that separates there borders in the Salsa Ocean. The Nachos own that ocean but RPF have been attacking Nacho warships lately.

    Base: Good morning guys!
    Nachos: GM Base
    Nachogod: Yo Dude big day today! Also look at our new stuff from COC that I transformed into lol
    Base: Hogriders,Whitches AND Level 5 archers wow dude!
    Cutie: Hey Guys!
    Base & Nacho: GM
    Marcin (drunk): Hey fuckers
    All: Ew its you

    Around 1:00 the Nachos start loading up there guns and get ready for a huge battle

    Cutie 2: Man its been a while sense Fjord has been attacked
    Cutie 1: Yep
    Beeky: Ok Nachos be prepared for attack all around you on the battle field today!
    Shad: Yo peeps lets kill em
    Puck: Guys this is the final battle of this tough war
    All Nachos: LETS WIN THIS!
    All Nachos: HOORAH!
    Puck: LETS GO TO THE TOWN AND PATROL!

    As the Nachos go to patrol Base,Nachogod,Harry,DJ Dan,MoNtAgE,Cutie 1 & 2,Ps3,AJ and Tracer Head to the Ice Berg to watch the seas

    The RPF warships where coming in close so they set up a camp of little tents

    At 2:35 Everyone met at the town and prepare for the RPF to attack

    They head to the forts to set up and prepare.

    As the RPF was about to land the Nachos where all prepared to win this battle The Final Battle.

    Base: LETS DO THIS
    Nachos: HOORAH!

    As the RPF lands with a small force of Marines the battle begins! The first fire comes from RPF and It is ALL our war.The Nachos hold a great line and a great postion killing a ton of RPF soilders. The Nacho Charge the ice berg and kill the bording RPF with 5-10 Nacho Soilders wounded or killed.Lots of soilders are getting killed in the sea,land and air.Bombs after bombs coming from the air many RPF soilders getting killed along with Nachos

    Base,Nacho: KEEP FIRING!

    Alot of bodies go flying the next thing warships are exploding and than RPF’s allies DCP came in but we still killed alot of there soilders.After 2 hours of fighting the RPF did surrender and we won the final battle of the war!

    THE END

  78. New Series: RPF vs Nacho War 4
    Book I: The Battle of Tuxedo

    July 4th The Nachos declared war on the evil RPF who was going to declare on us anyway.We made the first move.The Battle of Tuxedo.

    Chapter 1

    July 5th 2014
    We were coming from air and sea.A little RPF force guarding the town.We air-striked them they all died.We landed in the dock and the town we had a great about of soldiers. RPF had about a little less than us.We set camp.Around 12:00 EST we set up got the map planned.We would attack the forts first.Hide behind each fort and fire on the RPF.

    Base:Okay guys lets get ready and kick some RPF ass!
    Nachos:WOOOO!
    Laoise and Leaders:Alright Nachos calm down.
    Laoise:Many of you will die in today’s battle
    Darkman:But I know we will get Tuxedo today
    Camper:If you see an RPF civilian don’t kill it just capture them
    Laoise:Lets kill RPF out there.
    Laoise:Tuxedo will be ours

    Chapter 2

    Around 1:55 EST The Nachos started to capture all the RPF civilians hiding in the boiler room and underground.The rest of the Nachos met the first force of RPF soldiers.The RPF started raped fire at the army.Up in the sky was the air force going at it.Planes falling out of the sky and dead bodies and blood snow all over the snow forts.During the battle I saw MoNtAgE get shot.

    Base(Me): MONTAGE!!
    Nacho:NOOOOO

    We rushed over to his body while I aided MoNtAgE Nacho was firing and keeping us covered.

    Base:DON’T DIE ON ME MAN DON’T DIE ON ME
    MoNtAgE:Don’t *cough* worry man I will be fine *cough*
    Nacho:Guys I think we are winning this battle so far
    Base:Good

    Than the medic came and went on a helicopter to rush MoNtAgE to a near Nacho hospital.We wen’t back to were the Nachos were.Many nachos were dead about 50-55 a lot of RPF dead though about 100-150.The rest of the RPF retreated to the Ice berg.We set the Nachos flag on both flag poles.

    Leaders:GET TO THE ICE BERG GO GO GO GO

    As the Nachos moved I was worried of MoNtAgE but I knew he was going to be okay.We went on to the Ice Berg.To meet the last line of RPF defenders.

    Chapter 3

    We made it to the cove and the Nacho Navy was there to pick us up.We got close to the berg to meet a force of RPF Marines/Army,Air Force and Navy.We landed and got ready to kill some RPF. There was not a lot of cover at all so it was hard to stay alive many soldiers died during this part.

    Darkman:GET IN THE WATER FOR COVER

    We went into the water (It was SO cold but really helpful) and we started killing tons.The Navy was having some trouble so Nacho and I went over with some C4 to blow up their ships.We put 1 C4 on each 1 except for 2.

    Base:3….
    Nacho:2….
    Base:1….
    Nacho:RUN! *fires up C4*

    There was a HUGE explosion which killed many of both but it helped the Nachos to a bigger advantage.Waffle sent the retreat 2 mins early.Nachos have won the first battle of the 4th war 1-0 Nachos!

    The End!

    • 100% acurate

  79. RPF vs Nacho War 4
    Book II The Battle of Alaska

    July 6th 2014.Day 2 of the new war with RPF. RPF said they won Tuxedo but they are so butt-hurt that we killed almost all of their men
    but whatever.Anyway today is the 2nd battle and we did win this The Battle of Alaska.Here is the story.

    Chapter 1

    July 6th 2014
    Because Tuxedo was bordered with Alaska we marched there with our Air force and Navy.The second we made it across the border we made our move to the stadium so we can set camp.Before the battle everything was going well.We were setting up all the ammo and bombs when we had a little surprise of the “Club Penguin Nazis”.

    PR Soldier:CHARGE!! UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
    Base:AHHH FIND COVER
    NachoGod(Nacho):DIE NAZIS DIE!!
    Weazel:FIND COVER AND FIRE

    Our camp was soaked with blood and dead purple bodies but the fight was over and we killed all of the PR soldiers and we got ready to head into the plaza and meet the first (weak) force of RPF.

    Chapter 2

    We entered the plaza in fashion by killing the guards of the plaza and got ready for a battle.The only cover was the stores so we went in each while RPF were on there stomachs.That was a bad idea by RPF because they were easy to see in the snow.Nacho and I where killing half of them but most of the other Nachos were dying or killing RPF soldiers.

    Base:FIND COVER
    Laoise:SNIPERS READY
    Snipers:YES
    Laoise:FIRE SNIPERS
    Nacho:WOO HOO!

    The snipers took out the remaining RPF soldiers and we moved on to the forts where the rest of the small remaining forces of RPF. Waffles was not at this battle for some reason prob crying in his room watching porn at the RPF base (wary).

    Chapter 3

    We ran over to the blue fort for some cover.It was like old wars with forts for cover.Anyway a lot of our soldiers were dying for some reason when I realized that RPF got these new weapons coming from reinforcements from the alpine RPF base.

    Base:WE GOT TO HURRY AND KILL THEM BEFORE MORE REINFORCEMENTS COME!
    Nacho:YA
    Leaders:SNIPERS READY
    Snipers:YES SIRS
    Leaders:FIRE!

    The snipers really did help and it caused the reinforcements to stop.After a few more mins of fighting we saw a white flag coming from the RPF leader Woodley. We won this battle we went to claim our flag and it was awesome.We took the RPF civilians as slaves or forced them to join the Nacho army.Another server added to the Nacho Empire! Up next on our list Alpine and the RPF part of Blizzard.The War score is Nachos 2-0 RPF.

    The End!

    • Awesome story Base 😀

      • Thx I am writing each battle a story in the RPF war

  80. Damn, these are old.

  81. Great info. Lucky me I found your site by accident (stumbleupon).

    I have book marked it for later!

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