2006

Written by: Shadow2446

In the beginning times, order was near nonexistent. Agents, The Red Army, the Blue Army, Vikings, Romans, and the Army of Club Penguin all rolled between Mammoth, the forum server, and Blizzard, the most popular server. Snowballs, relentless charges, and the sound of the drums ruled the Blizzard and Mammoth Dojos. Small clans of Nachos under different leaderships began popping up among servers, but one leader rose among the rest to establish structure and dominance. Around August 2006, Jamesbond1 declared himself the Nacho King of Blizzard. With a small group of 12 core Nachos, he began to establish the Nacho culture and name among regular CP warriors. Two months later, the heir Tom Wolf would establish his reign over the Nachos. Little did anybody realize this small move by a Nacho Captain would establish the beat of the maracas until the end of Club Penguin Army history.

Many Nacho clans were established and flourished at this time, including my own, as a result of the sombrero becoming massively available (until October 2006) through the penguin style catalog. Nachos would easily mass in size of up to 30 troops to match other popular armies like the Agents and Romans. Even though many Nacho clans roamed throughout CP during this period, Tom Wolf’s claim to leadership was considered by many to have been the most legitimate. At this time, World War II was in full swing. The Army of Club Penguin, who largely dominated armies through the CP forums, was in a deadlock with the Romans. As a result, the Nachos slowly transitioned from Blizzard to aid Oagalthorp in Mammoth in his fight against the Romans. Zippy500, Tom Wolf’s co-leader, was the main instigator of this move, as he had established good relations with the Club Penguin Marines (CPM) and ACP through the Club Penguin forums.

As popularity in CP armies grew, fights would drag on for three or four hours a time in the Mammoth Dojo or Snow Forts, with re-grouping and full counter-attacks. The Nachos quickly gained a quirky, fun reputation among the local Mammoth folk. At the same time, I had taken up the alias Hollowwood and declared myself a Nacho General. I had missed the connection with the main Nacho army, and as a result was left behind in Blizzard. I primarily fought Romans and Vikings on Blizzard up until late January 2007, when I would take over the name Shadow2446 and then make the move to Mammoth.

2007

Written by: Shadow2446

2007 marked a pivotal year for the direction of the Nacho Army. In Blizzard, I was directly taking the fight directly against Explorer7777’s Romans. As a result, two main factions of Nachos grew to power – mine and Tom Wolf’s. At this period, I recruited Nacho legends such as Rca123456, Coolygrl, Specialthing, Boyd50/Boyd100/Cruiseb as my co-generals (pictured below). Meanwhile, other Nacho legends of old (Tom Wolf, Zippy500, Lord Joshua, Jm2000) worked together to establish ranking and order on Mammoth. On February 1st, Tom Wolf created a blog spot for the Nacho army. 17 days later, Oagalthorp would follow suit and create ACP’s wordpress. This officially made the Nachos one of the very first armies to organize outside of Club Penguin’s forums. Tom would continue to organize the Nachos very loosely through the blogspot, but most commands, operations, and rankings were relayed through Club Penguin’s interface.

Even though the two main groups were out of contact, I had not laid claim to the Nacho leadership, as I knew through rumors that Tom Wolf was still on the move. We were out of touch for around two months though. Smeeble, a loyal Nacho troop, was the last connection between the groups on Blizzard and Mammoth. It was my belief that Tom’s group had disbanded and focused their attention on other games than Club Penguin, as Smeeble often came back with very few commands to relay. However, as armies focused on their moves to Mammoth to unite with the forum server, the Nachos under my command grew to prominence on Blizzard. We were relentless, and little did we let another army control the Dojo or Forts for long- primarily the Romans whom had retreated from Mammoth. It was at this time where I began devising tactics that included using mad faces to cover up enemy penguins to cause confusion and distract enemies from their leaders’ commands. The Nacho line tactic also developed at this time, as our sombreros in groups provided advantage in deflecting charges. This gave the Nachos overall a huge tactical advantage against any army we faced.  The Romans had faced the Nachos in full force on Blizzard while also facing the rising power ACP on Mammoth. Their influence greatly diminished, and their army was soon destroyed in full afterwards.

In early March, Tom Wolf led an initial search party back to Blizzard to find old Nachos (pictured above). Here, he found my division under tight leadership and granted me the rank of General as a result of my efforts. Tom Wolf followed this title with an order for me to move my operations to Mammoth, while he would continue to search for Nachos on Blizzard. Now the fun began.

Two slow months later, World War III would break out in full bloom. UMA roamed and controlled Mammoth while ACP’s presence was beginning to diminish with a move to Breeze. Nachos initially took up the charge against the rise of UMA, with a rebel group, RPF, following in suit (pictured above). It did not take long for UMA to officially recognize ACP as their main opponent. UMA would follow with a scheduled ambush of an ACP meeting, and then full out war. The Nachos initially sided with ACP during this war, solely because of Zippy500’s friendship with Oagalthorp. As time moved forward, Nachos went from a neutral state, towards siding with UMA. UMA possessed a lot of the same “bad boy” yet quirky qualities that made the Nachos such a unique CP Army.

At this time, I personally made relationships with Uma Pm, Abercrombe, Angel, Mpenguin, and Admiral. These relationships vaulted the Nachos towards future conflict with ACP. Unfortunately, Tom Wolf would begin a period of inactiveness in preparation for his retirement. In July, Tom Wolf pulled the trigger on what would begin the longest rivalry in Club Penguin Warfare. He declared war on the Army of Club Penguin. In June and July of 2007, UMA and Nachos had a prosperous alliance and established dominance on the server of Mammoth. Soon afterwards though, UMA would succumb to ACP and bring an end to UMA’s involvement in WW3. The Nachos continued the fight and extended the war- which was almost categorized as WW4.

In August, I marched my battalion of Nachos against a scheduled ACP invasion of Mammoth (see above – picture recovered over a year later).

Oagalthorp, ACP’s leader, considered it a success. I considered their retreat a win. From a position of power, I extended a cease-fire offer to Oagalthorp, which was promptly accepted. A day later, Tom Wolf retired. The Nachos were placed in an unfortunate situation, as Zippy500 was pegged as Tom’s replacement. Zippy500’s group and mine were not on the same page at this time, and communication was extremely difficult. Around this time as well, Nacho generals of old began retiring/disappearing. Ardorin and Jm2000 were banned. Happy Ree and Wetsaw’s involvement dropped drastically, and the Nachos’ future rested on the shoulders of very few.

I continued countering ACP’s advances on Mammoth, while trying to establish a cease-fire in efforts to get back in touch with Nacho leadership on my next moves.

Battles continued for the next two weeks in full force, with ACP and Nachos squaring off in the dojo constantly. Small teams of UMA began assisting us, while RPF began assisting ACP. On August 22nd, ACP officially declared war on the Nacho Army. Two days later, I marched my troops against a scheduled ACP invasion led by Orcacam07 (ACP General), and emerged victorious. As a result, I was promoted to Lt. General (3rd in Command of the Nacho Army). The next day, another scheduled invasion occurred. This time, Zippy500 led the counter-attack, but placed me in charge midway through the battle. The battle resulted in different results depending on who you asked, but regardless, established the Nachos as ACP’s biggest opponent for years to come. At the end of the battle, Zippy extended a peace treaty to ACP. By the next day, the ACP and Nachos had formed an alliance. Our conflict would continue briefly with RPF, but would resolve with pressure from ACP leadership.

During September, the Nachos would pick up several small battles/wars. We fought constantly with the Silver Surfers, small groups of GPR, and the Golds. As a result of CP armies like ACP, RPF, and Nachos allying, we decided to split up among all of the CP servers, and the Nachos picked up USA South. As a part of the deal, the Nachos also reclaimed control of Blizzard and a part of Mammoth. Many Nachos of old came to prominence at this time, including Terrking24, Shivertoe2, Maxwell 605, Jojofishy, Linkin55, Kg007, and others.

In October, Zippy500 and myself decided it was time for the Nachos to expand beyond USA South. Through email communications, Zippy ordered my division to move to Canada to secure it as part of our empire. My co-general Cycle22 and Nacho Capitain Satch made the move against North Pole and other Canadian servers for a week. We faced minimal resistance- mainly against a group called the Red Raiders (led by Wwe Ryan, pictured below)

When November rolled around, I had to take a leave of absence from my second-in-command position. Luckily, before this occurred, I had increased the involvement of a young Nacho sergeant who would change the army forever.

In December, Akabob22 would be selected as the replacement during my leave of absence. I would come back as the Nacho Ambassador (2IC/3IC). The Nachos would continue to lock down its control of Canada and Blizzard. As a result, the army locked into harsh disagreements with ACP and RPF, and would establish a rivalry for a century.

 

2008

Written by:AkaBob22

The Nachos, under the leadership of Tom Wolf, Zippy500, and Shadow2446 (along with many noteworthy soldiers) had gained a foothold in the CP army world. From our starts on Miniclip and wordpress sites we exploded into the scene, turning from a joke into a noteworthy adversary to the largest army, the ACP. With our UMA allies alongside us, we had decided that the passive-aggressive talk from ACP atop their seemingly insurmountable mountain of recruits would end, we were going to keep our land we had rightfully taken in the Canadian servers, and went forward with one of the greatest wars of the time period, World War IV.
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Many battles were fought and the flame wars intensified on both fronts. I was rarely on XAT but most of the talking was done on WordPress with both armies making multiple posts per day for either putting down the enemy or bringing your soldiers up. It was at this time RPF split off from the UMA, which made the confusion in our ally’s ranks very clear. Even though most of the battles were even, ACP focused most of their attacks on UMA to take advantage of the situation, and forced UMA to sign a treaty acknowledging themselves as the losers in the war. We did not see it this way, in fact I had wanted to keep the war going as it brought a lot of attention to the Nachos and we were gaining recruits every hour the war was going on. Unfortunately, my colleague Zippy (seeing that UMA’s cowardice meant we wouldn’t be guaranteed Canada after we won) decided we were to make peace with ACP only about a week into the war which felt months in the making. The lack of action and the lack of trust I now had in my leader growing, I decided to stay away from armies for a few days until I could figure out what to do next.

Some days had passed, and despite the fact we had become allied with the ACP again, Oagal took this time of peace to continue shit-talking on his site, saying that Nachos (who were even bigger than UMA at this stage) were non-existent. Zippy had vanished due to being at school, and we were an army at peace, yet yearning for war. Some Nachos wanted to revolt and replace Zippy, but even though I knew that there were more people better qualified for his position, I respected his rank and did what I could to quiet the riots.

Eventually the riots were put down and the riot’s organizer (famous general Terrking whom would go on to be a problem for my future leaderships) was fired, we went back into a period of uncomfortable inactivity. ACP and its soldiers continued to defame us. Not liking the fact that a month had gone by without any major fighting, I took up the mantle of leader in Zippy’s absence and declared war on SSACP to defend the UMA, whom they were at war with. Knowing the SSACP was another branch of the ACP (but they didnt openly admit this)lead by Mazachster, I thereby invoked that the neutrality agreement between the ACP and Nachos had been violated once I was attacked by ACP members by defending UMA, the war was begun anew.
[pictures if you can find them]

more to come, at some point, eventually

2009

Written by: Person1233

2010

Written by: Ads354

2011 

Written by TanMan626

Introduction

2011 was a crazy year for not only the Nachos, but for warfare itself. I was thrown into power alone just short of a month prior to the start of 2011 and the Nachos were in a deteriorating state. Ads, who had been a great leader for the vast majority of 2010 had disappeared and eventually retired, Videogamer and King Kinz both had retired just a couple months prior, & Aka had also gone on a hiatus for some personal time which left me to lead the army with no experience as an army leader and essentially alone due to most of the owners at the time being in the same condition as myself.  I’ll never forget when Ads approached me and explained that he no longer had time to be leading the Nachos. I’m not going to lie, I was scared. The 2010 Nachos were a rollercoaster and Ads was one of the monumental figures who had brought them out of the abyss they had been stuck in since the departure of Person1233 in 2009. I was also tasked with being a sole leader of the army which hadn’t been done since Zippy in 2006.

-January-

The year got off to a quick jump as matters seemed to jump from bad to worse(or so we thought). A rebellion quickly sparked when I was instated leader and I appointed 50 Cent 254 as my 2nd in command. A few of my current commanders at the time gained access to the site for what we thought were for graphic changes to the website, but instead 50 Cent was removed from power and I was set as an author with no power to control who was on the site and what they did. Luckily, a group of loyalist Nachos were set up and the rebellion was quickly shot down and things were restored to their former ways and all involved were restored to their former ranks.

 OWNERS

Leader: TanMan626

Co-Leader: 50 Cent 254

Ambassadors: Zayer, Joker, Puckley

Oh, and did I mention I had also inherited a war with ACP during all of this? Yeah that was pretty big. The Ice Warriors were our greatest ally at that current time and for some reason(I still do not know to this day), ACP declared war on them and we had graciously accepted their plea for help. I saw this as an opportunity to get some leading experience for myself along with my staff while also keeping the army active.

The war was short-lived however, with only a couple days of all day unscheduled skirmishes happening. This war was big for one reason however because together the Nachos and Ice Warriors dominated the ACP for the vast majority of the war. At the time, ACP was a powerhouse of an army and their numbers were massive. It seemed that nobody could handle the mighty ACP but the Ice Warriors and Nachos quickly silenced the doubters.

The Nachos battling the ACP on Breeze in an unscheduled skirmish(January 2011)

This war proved to be a huge momentum boost for myself and the army. I was riding a confidence wave that couldn’t be crashed after that war and I felt unstoppable. I also had strung up an idea in my head about how to solidify the number 1 spot for the Nachos once and for all(Keep this in mind, it’ll make sense later), and obviously that involved war with none other than the ACP but it would take patience, strategy, and a lot of string pulling to make this happen. Things were starting to look up for the army and troops morale was high coming off the short-lived war with ACP, so what did we do? We invaded a free server to add to our glorious empire and it paid off big time.

The Invasion of Mountain

Mountain was a valuable server to the Nachos at the time, used widely for recruiting (due to it’s constant 3 bar status) and also it’s training grounds. It was a hotly debated server after the war and we wanted full control.

The invasion proved to be a pivotal point for the army as we reached over 50 users online and took back a major piece of Nacho land with little to no resistance.

By this point, the army morale was at a record high and the troops(and myself) were thirsty for blood. I had conducted a plan that would take months of preparation and war. Essentially the plan was to work our way from bottom to top whilst also crippling/destroying all of the ACP’s allies at the time(Golden Troops, Team Gold, Doritos). Now obviously I realized that this was a massive feat for one army with a rookie leader to accomplish, so what did I do? I befriended our long time ally the Underground Mafias Army(UMA) who were a middle of the pack army at the time, and of course I needed a large army to help compete as well. Luckily, there was a new army rising very fast and becoming very powerful and their leader was also a former Nacho, so who did I approach with these plans you ask? The new kids on the block, the Night Warriors

The Nacho/Night Warrior v. ACP Cold War

By this point, January was about halfway over and all of these things had already occurred! The Nachos and Night Warriors had quickly become very close and Vendetta became a brother to me. Together, we had one goal in mind, and that was to destroy ACP together. The Nachos and Night Warriors soon began to run together as one essentially, and the ACP were beginning to notice, especially when the Nachos declared war on their close ally, Team Gold. Down deep the ACP were afraid and they knew that if they made the wrong move, things could escalate very quickly and a world war would break out. Things were falling right into place for me, just as I had hoped and planned. We had ACP in a corner and we were beginning phase one: destroying ACP’s allies.

The Alliance(Nachos, NW, UMA) v. The Orange Alliance

Soon after, the Nachos, Night Warriors, and Underground Mafias Army officially came together and formed “The Alliance”. Each army had it’s own task at hand that I had assigned. The Nachos would handle Team Gold, while the Night Warriors took down the Doritos and the UMA would filter between both aiding whoever needed it. The plan was bulletproof. TG/Doritos didn’t stand a chance even with the help of the short-lived Orange Alliance backing them. Things quickly became very hectic as a world war was emerging. For a more in depth look at the affairs at that time check out a post HERE

-A few pictures/videos of different battles of January-

After many battles between The Alliance and the Orange Alliance it all came down to the battle of our capital, Fjord. By this point in the war Team Gold was weakened to nearly nothing, the Golden Troops had gone inactive, and the Doritos were the only real army left to defeat. They had provoked the Nachos by scheduling an invasion of our capital so we gave them no mercy. We wiped the floor with them from the beach all the way to the cove!

This battle deemed the Nachos the winner and was a huge victory for the empire. We had successfully taken down over 5 armies combined on our own! We had become a force to be reckoned with which led to the Doritos going to drastic measures to try and phase us such as claiming that they somehow owned Fjord(seriously even today I find this hilarious)

50 Cent quickly dismantled this post with his roast of the DCP which can be found HERE and this also was where I created my first meme!

After this, the Orange Alliance had disbanded. Doritos were demoralized and crippled, Team Gold attempted surrender in which we did not accept and then tried escaping by removing their Servers page and declaring war on another army, and the Golden Troops had been pronounced dead. The army had a few days of recovery and relaxation where we conducted our first ever ‘Super Bowl Battle’ between the Steelers and Packers on Club Penguin which of course, was a huge success. We then looked on to February where we would finish off Team Gold and Doritos and look ahead to our final nemesis, the ACP.

-February-

The beginning of February was a rest time for the army. We were still at war with the deteriorating Team Gold and Doritos but there wasn’t much action from our opponents as they rarely even showed up to any battles. Using this time, I did some rank changes and decided to promote Puckley to my other 2nd in command. Later on this proves to be a major key for the Nachos future. Talks also began to swirl around of this time period being a new golden age for the Nachos and the community was at peace… briefly.

In a surprising turn of events, Mchappy the ACP leader approached the Nachos to form a short term alliance for 2 weeks to destroy Team Gold for hacking allegations. By this point, the ACP had to have been wary of The Alliance and it’s intentions. I mean hell, we had just destroyed all of ACP’s allies, but apparently they were completely unaware so we used this as a perfect cover to plan a surprise attack on the ACP nation.  World War V was about to break loose across the community.

World War V

The time had finally come. The Nachos and Alliance were primed, ACP’s allies were crippled, and they were completely unaware of our intention toward them. On February 8th 2011, the Nachos officially declared war on the Army of Club Penguin(Post can be found HERE)

We quickly scheduled out invasions that had been in preparation for weeks. The army was more than ready to take on the ACP and before fighting had even begun the ACP were on their heels. Within the first week over 50 battles occurred with the Alliance securing victory in most of these battles as well.

Battle of Breeze

After nearly a week of constant battling back and forth on ACP & Nacho soil we finally aimed for the heart of the ACP empire, Breeze. Breeze had been a major ACP stronghold and also their capital for its entire existence. The Alliance had been controlling the war and taking massive strides in the ACP empire and they brought in many veterans to aid them in their time of desperation. Names such as Boomer20, Shaboomboom, and even Oagalthorp, the great ACP creator came and led the army in hopes of saving the ACP. The battle was hyped for many days and finally on February 12th, 2011 the Nachos and Night Warriors took on the Doritos and Army of Club Penguin in what is debatably one of the largest battles ever recorded.

All in all, the battle last over 2 1/2 hours. Both the Nachos and Night Warriors had sizes of around 50 each while the ACP had around 40 and the Doritos floundered at around 20. Overall, there were roughly over 100 peoples fighting in all rooms of the server. Many had expected us to be slaughtered by the ACP but we did just the opposite, in fact it was us who slaughtered the ACP. We forced them to retreat over 10 times and completely wiped the floor with them. It was a major turning point for the army in the war.

After Breeze, the war really escalated. Every army involved scheduled mass invasions of each other. Within a week there were 8 major battles, and over 25 skirmishes throughout Club Penguin. Out of those 8 battles, The Alliance claimed victory to 6. The largest victory was the liberation of the almighty server, Mammoth. After years of tyranny under ACP rule the server was officially declared neutral like it was originally in the pioneering days of armies.  This was by far the most jam packed week of the war with armies coming at each other with everything they had. Below are various pictures from a couple of these battles.

Battle of Fjord(Nachos v. Doritos) – Nacho Victory

Second Battle of Snow Fort(Nachos v. ACP) – Nacho Victory

Battle of Grizzly(Alliance v. ACP) – Alliance Victory

At this point in the war, victory seemed evident. The ACP were crumbling and losing multiple servers everyday. They no longer had their capital(Breeze), and their recruiting source(Mammoth) had been liberated. The new, and much improved Dark Warriors had also joined the Alliance as well. Things were going just as I had hoped. Mchappy, the ACP leader, even came onto chat one night and pleaded to Vendetta and myself to let the ACP surrender the war. Personally, I had my fun and I was more than willing to accept. Vendetta however, wanted to destroy the ACP so we declined the offer and pushed forward. We were dethroning the ACP, and fast(or so we thought…)

Click HERE to view the current Win/Loss count at the given time.

Betrayal

Just when everything had seemed to be falling into place, things took a turn for the worse. Vendetta had gone MIA for over a week and had left me to lead both the Night Warriors and the Nachos, then upon his return the Dark Warriors betrayed our alliance and joined the ACP. This move was detrimental to the war because the Ice Warriors had also dropped out as well. Vendetta had became very busy and was unable to be as active as he needed. Our troops were tired, it had been over a month of constant battles everyday and ignorance coming from the ACP. The morale was at an all time low. 

The End

After hours of intense discussion and negotiation, the Nachos decided to drop out of the war. It had hit the point of every army for themselves after the DW betrayal and Vendetta was nowhere to be found. Personally, the Nachos brought home a lot from this war. We were able to keep Mammoth neutral and also a share of Grizzly from the ACP and did not lose any servers. Eventually the Night Warriors also surrendered to the ACP and the conflict with ACP was at a halt. But the fight was not finished just yet. 

War with Dark Warriors

The army was restless. We had pulled out of a war that we had sealed all because of one army. The Dark Warriors had betrayed us and we were fed up with them. The Nachos and Night Warriors turned our full attention to the destruction of the Dark Warrior nation.

During this time, Vendetta left on personal terms, and had asked me to briefly lead the Night Warriors and watch over them. The Dark Warriors had originally declared war on the Night Warriors so I brought in the Nachos to help destroy the DW.

Unfortunately, the time period is very hazy. The ACP had jumped in to aid the DW so the World War had basically resumed. I cannot remember exactly what all happened during this period but according to the Nacho site we had 1 recorded battle which was the Nachos, NW v. ACP,DW, & DCP. 

If my memory serves right, after this battle the war mostly disolved itself. Everybody was tired of fighting everyday and ending in constant stalemates. In the end, there was no declared winner. I had to leave for a week on vacation and upon my return, the army had big changes.

-March-

Start of a Dynasty

Upon my return to the army, I had been thinking quite a bit about changing up the ranks. We had been working with just 5 owners for the entirety of 2011 and throughout an entire war. The owners were flat out exhausted, including myself. The owners now had been through a war, they had experience, and they were ready to be promoted to the helm with myself. I decided to promote my best friend, who had also been my right-hand man during the war, to the position of leader alongside myself. As of March 14th, 2011, Puckley was officially promoted to Nacho leader.

-April-

The start of April saw us facing our old rival the ACP once again and also the Night Warriors in a tournament championship. The battle was a fierce one but was raided by bots(no surprise there).

Shortly after, Fjord was raided by a small army who called themselves the Club Penguin Crew. The Nachos successfully defended the server with no preparation and shortly went to war with the Crew along with almost every other Small/Medium army. This sparked an idea that eventually led to the “Fruit Alliance” which consisted of the Nachos, ACP, and IW. Together, we challenged every army out there to face us in one grand scale war. The idea seemed brilliant in theory, but was blown out of proportion and therefore disbanded shortly after.

The biggest event of April was the famous “Mammoth Patrol”. This even was special because it was the first event held on Post-ACP Mammoth. The patrol was met by defenders of multiple armies but we eventually came out victorious.

We then had another Practice Battle with the ACP which proved to be another bloodshed.

War With UMA

We were blindsided by the UMA on April 28th. Out of nowhere, desperation possibly, the UMA released a post of complete and utter lies about the Nachos and the ACP. To this day, nobody knows why they provoked the two largest armies in Club Penguin but we declared an all out war and sought out to destroy them.

The war was quite short, as the UMA were quickly defeated and overran. Below are a some pictures from the few battles that took place.

Shortly after some quick losses for the UMA, the Light Troops became involved in the war and the spotlight was shifted on them.

-May-

On May 5th, 2011 the Light Troops along with the Water Vikings officially surrendered the war to the Nachos giving us another solid victory to add to our 2011 campaign. Victory post can be read HERE

During May, the Nachos also took place in CPAC’s annual “Spring Shindig” and were awarded the ‘Best Offensive Army’ award for the battle!

Not long after the surrender of the Light Troops and Water Vikings, we were then targeted by a group of armies who called themselves the “Black Alliance”. Unfortunately, the war only featured one real battle which was our defense of Fjord in which we obliterated the Black Alliance.

On May 29th, 2011 the Nachos officially promoted our 3rd leader to the ranks. Joker was officially named Nacho leader which then solidified the ‘Big 3’ which consisted of TanMan626, Puckley, and Joker.

-June/July-

Unfortunately, a breach within the website left June 2011 with only one known post, a defense of Fjord and I cannot remember much that happened back then. It was a slow month, with plenty of recruiting, training, and war preparation in July for Tan, Puck, and Joker’s final months before retirement.

July saw many raids of ACP early on, which did in fact provoke them. The ACP had taken a slight fall since our war with them in the months prior and the Nachos were on a slight rise as well. Soon after, the UMA came for us once again in hopes to revive their dying army. Unfortunately for them, they had woken the Nachos from our bored state and we were more than ready for the challenge.

Defense of White House

After the battle for White House, the UMA admitted defeat and then ran to their allies the Army Republic begging for help. This was quite comical because the UMA had bragged about not needing any allies or aid to help them prior to the battle. It made no difference however, as the Nachos stomped the UMA alliance in the battle for Blizzard with ease. 

After the two battles, the UMA Alliance quickly surrendered to the Nachos and we had all our forces now focused on one army, the ACP. We quickly set up another raid of the ACP capital and even had the help of Rockhopper to join us!

and of course Puckley did what he does best

After this raid, war was declared between the Nachos and Army of Club Penguin once again. This war by far, proved to be the biggest of the summer with the two top armies clashing head-to-head. This war was different from WWV, however, both armies agreed for it to be more of a raid-based war rather than having 5 battles per day. Big battles only occurred on the weekends.

-Battle For Breeze(1)-

-Raid of Snow Fort-

-Raid of Breeze(4)-

All of these raids were leading up to the final bang, the war was starting to wrap up and retirement was close for the ‘Big 3’. It all led up to the climax of the war. The Big 3’s final battle for Breeze. This battle will stand in the Nacho history books for ages, as it was debatably the largest battle to ever occur between the Nachos and ACP.

Both armies had days of prepartion. On July 29th, 2011 the Nachos officially stormed the beaches of Breeze the ACP capital. Numbers from both sides were massive during the battle, filling 3 rooms at one point! The Nacho forces deployed around 80-90 Nachos throughout the server while ACP had around 70 soldiers in their defenses. This truly was the greatest battle of 2011, as Puckley, Joker, and TanMan626 waved goodbye to their soldiers and leaving them the gift of the ACP capital.

After the battle of Breeze, the war continued on, but not at the ferocity that it had been at prior. Things eventually settled and servers were returned to their rightful owners. TanMan626 had retired along with Joker and Puckley soon-after and the army was preparing the the back to school fall the community faced every year. New faces emerged, and a new leadership and era was upon the army.

-August-

August was a confusing time for the army. 3 legends had retired and had thought they left the army in capable hands. Unfortunately, that was not the case. The beginning of August was chaos and the army had already fallen dramatically. During July the active count stood at around 160 soldiers and by mid-August we were looking at around 60 soldiers. Reform was needed, so with the help of Person1233, him and I together planned a tryout for leadership and owner positions between whoever wanted it. It was primal, yes, but it was the only option we had to slow down the massive drop we were facing.

After a week of evaluations, the army officially had a completely new set of owners and leaders.

NACHO LEADERSHIP

Leader(2): Talex831, Oberst543

Co-Leader(2): Violetrox(Carly),Slobbysnake(Hades),Time689

Ambassadors(3): Fido1625, Edd64, J Boy 5

The army was finally gaining some stability, and the ownership was solid. Everyone was somewhat inexperienced but they had proved their positions and were ready for the roles. The first event with the new ownership was fantastic, as the army reached over 40 soldiers in a recruiting event!

The rest of August saw a lot of Training and Recruiting for the army. Leaders needed experience so this time period so a lot of rebuilding and putting the pieces back together for the army.

-September- 

September, much like August, had a slow start. The army was having consistent events for training, and a few practice battles here and there. Activeness was picking up slightly as well but numbers were still somewhat low for the armies expectations. Armies around the community were all feeling the shake of the back to school depression however, so the army was still one of the top in the community.

The army then entered into war with the Elites of Club Penguin in order to help our allies the Underground Mafias Army(who we had restored relations with). This war helped the army become more active and troops were itching for some actual combat, which unfortunately didn’t come due to the Elites not showing up to defend their server..

However we did see a small skirmish between the Nachos and Elites in the battle for North Pole and defense of Crunch!

The Nachos were finally starting to gain some ground and went for the heart of the Elite nation, Summit. This was a great battle for the army, as we successfully captured the Elites capital with some good numbers.

Soon after, the Elites were pronounced dead and the army had successfully taken home another W in 2011.

The army held a friendly practice battle with the Light Troops to keep the activeness up and saw some great results. The army was starting to gain it’s feet again and see some impressive numbers!

The army then entered war with the Army Republic and SWAT who had allied together against us. It was set to be a tough war, but the army fought through in the first battle of Hockey and declared victory.

Like many of the previous wars, the AR and SWAT surrendered shortly after the battle of Hockey realizing that they could not handle the might of the Nacho Army.

-October-

The army saw a cluster of events, the highlight being a victory of the Army Republic.

The leadership also saw a massive change, as most of the leaders had retired. The new ownership stood as follows.

 General: Billy Mays, Ads354,  Danny

 Lieutenant General: Time689, Retsphe

 Major General: Chrisi Blule, Slobbysnake (Hades/Dvorak), Alessa298

This new leadership brought solid experience and might to the army. Events were gradually getting better, and the army was on it’s way up.

The army also clinched a spot in the finals of the annual CPAC ‘Scary Showdown’ with a strong victory over the Blizzard Warriors!

This landed the Nachos against our rivals the ACP in the tournament championship, unfortunately we were unsuccessful.

-November-

The loss in the finals against ACP was a major blow to the armies confidence. As November started, we saw many retirements and troops going inactive. The army was at an all new low, not even having an event for a week at one point. Our active count stood at about 40 soldiers and most of which were inactive.

The army finally saw a breath of live as we held a practice battle with the Ninjas.

-December-

War With Light Troops

The Nachos then entered a war with the Light Troops once again that really bumped up the activeness. The army was growing once again with the new leadership, and Danny at the helm.

As November began to wrap up, TanMan626(myself) decided to make a brief return to lead the Nachos and them back on track. The Light Troops had targeted Nachos at a low point and I was not going to stand there and let that happen. We began with a series of invasions on the Light Troops nation along with a couple of defenses.

Shortly after, Light Troops called in multiple allies to help aid them against us. We had expected this to happen so we called in our own allies as well. The sides stood as Nachos, ACP, IW, and GD v. LT, SWAT, and the ST. The armies squared off in a massive battle on Glacier with the Nacho Alliance taking victory.

After Phase I had commenced, it was a major success. The Nachos had won a majority of the battles against the Light Troops and were rapidly rising. A post of the results can be found HERE

The Nachos then battled the Light Troops on Christmas and took home a major victory over the Light Troops!

Eventually the Light Troops proceeded to go inactive and it was evident that they had surrendered the war. The Nachos were once again victorious and TanMan626 vanished back into retirement with full confidence in the army.

As 2011 came to a close, the army was starting to see some serious improvement. Events were getting better and troop morale was rising steadily. 2012 was looking promising for the army with new leader Hurricanex1 at the helm.

As I wrap up this year on the final day of Club Penguin, I can’t help but to say I will truly miss it. But more importantly, I will miss this army and all the memories I have with it. Even though we are seeing our final days, I will never forget the year I got to lead the amazing army and all the people I met. 2011 was a great year for the Nachos, and I am blessed to say that I was able to lead this glorious army to multiple victories. Thank you all for everything, and just remember

 – Stay Cheezy

-TanMan626

2012 

Written by: Chrisi Blule

I was originally delegated the task of writing the 2012 section of our history in 2013. Five years on, after the death of the army I have finally began. Perhaps if I had written this when first asked to, you would be greeted with a factual dialogue, written in the third person, my preferred, and the standard, way of writing a history. Yet being a student of History this is how I must write the majority of the time, it is impersonal, and it is not how I wish to, or should, write today. If there is one thing that the majority of Historians agree on it is that ‘History’ is a verb. That by looking back and evaluating the past you are in the process creating it. Reader, I will tell you this in very explicit terms; I do not seek to write a wholly factual account of the Nachos, it will not be pin-point accurate, and the evidence will be lacking. But what my, and each other person’s writing on this page will describe to you, is the legacy of each period in the Nachos’ lifetime. The lack of accuracy is not to say these accounts are wrong or valueless. On the contrary, they show you so much more, they show you the thoughts, feelings and attitudes of those who have devoted significant portions of their lives to this army and community. This is far more valuable than the pure fact.

As soon as the year kicked off 2012 was allocated the title “Year of the Nachos”, and it certainly lived up to this. It was the year that the Nachos cemented their dominance of armies. While the majority of the community has always deemed ACP to be the most influential army in existence, they overlook the total dominance that the Nachos had held prior to 2012, and then after 2012. But it is 2012 that is perhaps the most significant year in developing this argument. It was the year that we finally turned the tables against ACP and defeated them so decisively that they never recovered.

The first major event of the year was the CPAC Christmas Chaos tournament. Within the first week of the year we defeated ACP, who were considered the tournament favourites,  in the semi-finals. The Nachos were shaping up to be formidable challengers. However, despite knocking ACP out in the semi-finals, we were still not the tournament favourites. The Ice Warriors had, for want of a better metaphor, injected themselves with steroids, as they often did for tournaments. They were reaching phenomenal sizes, and we were to face them and the Ninjas in the final. Our morale remained good in spite of this. The CPAC Christmas Chaos finals remain perhaps one of my favourite events that I have taken part in. Myself, Hurricanex1 and Ads354 led the battle. IW had a significant size advantage over us, the Ninjas were around half our size. However, our size was still a very formidable 60 troops, to IW’s 80. This would be a battle of tactics. The Nachos have always been the army of tactics, under Shadow we revolutionised warfare, and throughout our history we have regularly defeated larger foes through tactics alone. The CPAC Christmas Chaos final was no exception. While IW performed very basic emote tactics and joke bombs, the Nachos, at predominantly Hurricane’s instruction performed a wide variety of more complicated combination of lines and bombs. Impressive for such a large army. This led to our victory, we had started the year off well.

The rest of this section will be written when I have some time. Unfortunately I am currently in a very busy period of my studies, and that in compound with working a part-time job and trying to find an internship, as well as myself being a lazy individual who finds writing tedious means it could be a little while before I finish. However, I most certainly intend to finish this. 2012 was an important year. In the meantime I suggest you look at the 2012 post archives. If I somehow am unable to complete this, whether that be because I die, have my brain partially eaten by a parasite, or that I simply become paralysed in a plane crash, I want you to know that 2012 remains the year of the Nachos that I have the fondest memories for and the progress we made that year is why we as an army were so successful in the years proceeding.

Thank you. ~Chrisi Blule

Update 12/01/2020: Bloody hell! It’s been about 3-4 years since I said I would finish this section of the Nacho History. And yet, it’s still not complete! I thought I would do it when I had more time, but it turns out if you leave it too long, you end up with less time. Working a full time job absolutely does not lend you the necessary free time needed to finish a history section of a Club Penguin army website. I promise one day I will finish this off. I am sure there will be a day where I reach levels of procrastination where somehow even writing this is more fun than whatever I’m procrastinating.

If you’re reading this, I hope you’re well.

Love, Chrisi.

2013

Written by: Puckley

2014

Written by: Beeky

-War Pictures-

 January 2014

January 1st, 2014 – Defense of Blizzard [RPF war – VICTORY]

January 5th, 2014 – Champions Cup Round One [VICTORY]

January 7th, 2014 – Invasion of Glacier [RPF war – VICTORY]

February 2014

February 8th, 2014 – Defense of Fjord [RPF war – VICTORY]

February 14th, 2014 – Training event

February 15th, 2014 – The Revelation

March 2014

March 9th, 2014 – March Madness Quarter-Finals vs. RPF [VICTORY]

March 16th, 2014 – March Madness Semi-Finals vs. IW [VICTORY]

March 19th, 2014 – Practice Battle with ACP 

March 20th, 2014 – Practice Battle with RF 

March 22nd, 2014 – Practice Battle with RPF

March 23rd, 2014 – March Madness Finals vs. ACP [VICTORY]

March 30th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. ACP

April 2014

April 2nd, 2014 – Invasion of Sparkle [UMA war – VICTORY]

April 3rd, 2014 – Invasion of North Pole [UMA war – VICTORY]

April 5th, 2014 – Raid of Summit

April 10th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. DW

April 26th, 2014 – Spring Smackdown Round One [VICTORY]

May 2014

May 3rd, 2014 – Spring Smackdown Quarter-Finals vs. RPF

June 2014

June 1st, 2014 – Recruiting Session

June 7th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. Pirates and LT

June 14th, 2014 – U-lead Training Session

June 26th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. Pretzels

June 27th, 2014 – Training Event

July 2014

July 2nd, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. LT

July 3rd, 2013 – Raid of Tuxedo

July 5th, 2014 – Invasion of Tuxedo [RPF war – VICTORY]

July 6th, 2014 – Invasion of Alaska [RPF war – VICTORY]

July 7th, 2014 – Invasion of Blizzard [RPF war – VICTORY]

July 8th, 2014 – Invasion of Ascent [RPF war – VICTORY]

July 17th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. DW

July 18th, 2014 – Invasion of ??????

July 21st, 2014 – Training Session

July 22nd, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. GT

July 23rd, 2014 – Training Session

July 24th, 2014 – Igloo Raid

July 28th, 2014 – Igloo Raid v2.0

July 29th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. RPF

July 30th, 2014 – Invasion of Slushy [DCP war – VICTORY]

July 31st, 2014 – Raid of Summit

August 2014

August 1st, 2014 – Cleansing of Fjord

August 3rd, 2014 – Legends Cup Round One vs. Chaos [VICTORY]

August 5th, 2014 – Defense of Cabin [DCP war – VICTORY]

August 10th, 2014 – Legends Cup Round Two vs. DW [VICTORY]

August 12th, 2014 – Invasion of Ascent [DCP war – VICTORY]

August 17th, 2014 – Legends Cup Round Three vs. LT [VICTORY]

August 23rd, 2014 – Legends Cup Finals vs. IW

September 2014

September 12th, 2014 – Training Event

October 2014

October 11th, 2014 –  Champions Cup Round Three vs. IW

November 2014

November 7th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. WV

November 8th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. Chaos

November 23rd, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. LT

November 30th, 2014 – Training Event

December 2014

December 6th, 2014 – Practice Battle vs. SR

December 7th, 2014 – Training Event

December 13th, 2014 – Christmas Chaos Round Two vs. ACP

December 14th, 2014 – Invasion of Frostbite [WV war – VICTORY]

December 19th, 2014 – Invasion of Subzero [IW war – VICTORY]

December 20th, 2014 – Christmas Chaos Round Three vs. LT

December 22nd, 2014 – Invasion of Breeze [ACP war – VICTORY]

A NOTE TO THE EDITORS/ADMINS: I’m currently dying of boredom. I decided to write a bit about the end of 2014/Shiver’s age since nobody has yet, as it’s an important part of the newer Nacho history. Feel free to edit/add to this entry as the history page nears completion. Since this page needs a lot of work, I’ll be working on filling in the gaps left between each author’s entry on this page, as well as working on making this history page into one cohesive story to the best of my ability.

On another note, this entry that I’ve written is obviously a work in progress. If you have any suggestions on what else to include here, feel free to shoot me a message on Discord. Thanks!

– Fluffy9404, self-proclaimed website janitor

 

After the Nacho/DCP war, along with minor wars with the Golds/Teutons, the Nacho war machine had been exhausted and overworked. Due to the annual September drop, the Nacho Army, from an outsider’s perspective, was not in good health.

Nachonnia

However, change was rapidly approaching. Shivertoe2, a longtime Nacho soldier from 2008, had recently gained control of the Nacho Army again after being ousted earlier this year. Soon after, Shiver laid the groundwork for a new era of the Nacho Army. If everything went according to plan, the Nachos would enter 2015 on top of the world.

 

Shiver’s first order of business was to give the Nachos a new identity. The goal of this was to give the Nachos something new to rally around yet retaining the classic Nacho spirit. This was achieved through the reformation of the Nacho Empire into Nachonnia.

History often repeats itself, and Shiver recognized this. History shows that every time the Nachos entered a golden age, it was due to a major victory against ACP in war. Shiver aimed to emulate this model by crippling ACP once again. To ensure a fair fight, the Nachos had to negotiate treaties with ACP’s allies. At the time, ACP’s main allies were the Ice Warriors and the Dark Warriors. Before Nachonnia was formed, a treaty with the Dark Warriors already existed and wasn’t going to expire until February 1st, 2015. The Nachos’ master plan was to take each of ACP’s allies out one by one.

Nachos – Water Vikings War

Perhaps one of the most unanticipated incidents to happen in this era was the conflict that arose between the Nachos and Water Vikings. Soon after Nachonnia was formed, the Nachos reached out to our historic allies, the Water Vikings, to secure a non-aggression pact between the two armies. WV creator Jed Pen and WV veteran Bryce, both Nacho chat regulars, contributed to these negotiations. However, things don’t usually go as planned, and negotiations quickly deteriorated. Things got so bad that Jed was banned from his own army. After a pattern of hostile statements and constant threats put out by the Water Vikings, Nacho leaders decided that war with WV was inevitable, and it would be better to take care of them now instead of in the middle of a Nacho-ACP war.

Hello,

As of Sunday, December 13th, we are at war with the Water Vikings. For a time, we’ve remained on good terms, but through a combination of events that took place this week, including the attempted theft of our troops, our tolerance and our respect for them has been exhausted. Despite all of our attempts to maintain peace, they sent us their declaration of war. We could have cooperated with WV to ensure our mutual existence, but their arrogance blinded them from creating a rational compromise. They wanted war. They had the audacity to impose outrageous terms on us with the mindset that we’d willingly succumb to them, but once they’ve been completely drained of their territory; once their troops’ spirits have been shattered, maybe then their depraved owners will realize how hollow and frail they actually are.

With this current generation of WV owners, we never stood a chance at sustaining our friendship, so now we fight alone. And we will stand on their banner to do so.

– Beeky128778

Seeing the possible need for assistance, the Nachos and Striking Raiders formed a secret alliance, allowing the Nachos to temporarily take control of SR servers if necessary.

WAR PICTURES

After only a few short days, the Nacho/WV war was over. The Nachos’ primary objective was achieved–to eliminate any chance of another Nacho/WV conflict for the foreseeable future. Additionally, the Nachos had once again shown the world that they aren’t to be messed with.

Their wave couldn’t rise to where we soar. As of December 16h, 2014, the Water Vikings have surrendered the war to the Holy Nachonnian Empire. Only a few short days ago, WV gave us three options to maintain peace: merge, give them nearly all of our servers, or become a colony under them. They also offered us a fourth option. Though it didn’t really involve keeping peace.

We’ve had almost a week’s worth of battles over the past three days, and this war definitely was a great test for our consistency, though I can’t say I’m too surprised at how strong we were able to remain throughout this short, but eventful, conflict. WV gave us something to hate, we rallied around it, and took them down with ease.

As far as the terms go, they’re quite simple, and are as follows:

– Nacho victory

– Frostbite and Sparkle are returned to the Water Vikings

– Blizzard (the only server successfully captured by a WV AUS invasion) is returned to the Nachos

– The Nachos gain Great White, Christmas, and Cabin

– Six month nonaggression-pact

– Beeky128778

Now, without any other possible enemies for the foreseeable future, Nachonnia could finally begin the process of taking out ACP’s allies.

Nachos – Ice Warriors War

After the WV war, the Nacho war machine was finally reawakening. To keep the wartime spirit alive, the Nachos pivoted quickly to neutralize another possible threat and ACP ally – the Ice Warriors.

 

Much like the WV war, the primary objective was to end the war as quickly as possible and obtain a non-aggression pact with the enemy. Shiver–currently the Chancellor of Nachonnia–wrote a declaration of war statement that can be found below.

War is never wanted. War is inevitable; a necessary evil. Today, two days after the victory over the Water Vikings, I speak to you.

War has begun! A great crusade for a bright Nacho future has been launched! The Ice Warriors shall be our adversary! I call you all to arms! The Empire’s future is at great risk.

I, Chancellor Shiver li Nachonnnia, have given the Ice Warriors multiple offers for peace. I wished to extend my hand to them in friendship! They denied my advances, proving their malicious intents. They have proven they do not sit on the same side as us.

The Holy Nachonnian Empire hereby declares a state of war between the Empire and the Ice Warriors.

They will be promptly invaded. They have resolved to oppose us as part of their Grand Alliance. We shall not bow to ACP’s alliance attacks once more.  This could have been clean! They could have avoided conflict, buy stand in our path, blocking our future! Today, I proclaim to the Ice Warriors; the entire Nacho Army stands against you! They shall answer us! Every journey begins with a single step. This is the first step. We shall fight, and we shall struggle, and in the end, the future shall be ours! All hail Nachonnia!

– Shivertoe2

Luckily for both parties, this war was very brief. The only battle that took place was the invasion of Sub Zero.

With both sides wanting to avoid a long, drawn-out war, the Ice Warriors agreed to Nachonnia’s initial demands and signed a non-aggression pact. With all possible threats neutralized for the time being, Nachonnia could finally focus on its primary target – the Army of Club Penguin.

Nachos – ACP War

After all the mistreatment that the Nacho Army had suffered from ACP over a year ago, the leadership decided that it was finally time to seek justice. All precautions had been taken, and it was time to finally take them on.

People of the Empire! Hear my call!

It is your second-in-command, Chancellor Shiver li Nachonnia! I make a grand announcement to all our people and to the world onlooking! The time for vengeance has come! I beseech you, soldiers, to fight with all your hearts! This will be a war of annihilation and nothing less! We have struggled to rebuild after the Army of Club Penguin devastated us more than a year ago! Now we shall turn the tables! Hear me world! The rules of history are etched in stone; conquer or be conquered!

I hereby declare the beginning of a state of war between the government and people of the Holy Nachonnian Empire and the government of the Democratic Republic of the Army of Club Penguin! For an entire year, the community held it’s breath, waiting to see who would make the first move. As fortune will have it, we will make it.

The domination of the A.C.P. squeezed our People and Empire ruthlessly! The A.C.P.’s representatives closed their hearts to sympathy, to kindness! They took our land! Stripped us of everything! Stole our future! Stole our year! Made us bow to their power! No longer will we stand idly while these savages continue to thrive!

They have antagonized us for these seven years! We fought these people for our entire existence! It was not until we finally defeated them that the Nacho Empire was the world’s greatest power! The generation of today, it is the bearer of Nachonnia’s destiny; Nachonnia’s destruction or Nachonnia’s future! Oh, Ms. Purple Slime, you shall get to know my men of the Empire! The same ones you denied their future to!

They no longer have anyone to run to! No allies to call in! We have you in a corner! This time, we will do it the right way! Revise history the way it should be! You’re all ours; the Holy Nachonnian Empire shall reign supreme over the A.C.P. and inflict every double of bit of pain they wrought onto us! This entire year has been leading up to this final act of vengeance!

Ms. Purple Slime, the entire Empire stands against you! Our rebuilding since that Crimson Day has shown our dedication and unwavering commitment to progress! We shall fight, and we shall struggle, and in the end, the future shall be ours! All hail Nachonnia!

For better or worse, this will the beginning of the end.

– Shivertoe2

 

The Nachos knew that our US and UK divisions were far superior to ACP’s. However, we also remembered that one of the reasons why we lost the previous Nacho-ACP war was because ACP’s AUSIA division outclassed every other army’s AUSIA forces. The US and UK divisions would easily invade ACP territory, but ACP’s AUSIA division would retake their territory almost immediately. To counter this, the Nacho Night Stalkers division was formed.

[more to be added at a later date. beeky’s retirement, war pictures, battle info, etc.]

An Abrupt End

Although the Nacho/ACP war was going well for the Nachos, there was a good amount of unaddressed disgruntlement in the Nacho ownership. Unbeknownst to most Nacho soldiers, a coup d’etat was in the works. Nacho veteran Chrisi Blule and Nacho owner Darkman5, amongst other dissatisfied Nacho retirees, removed Shiver and Camper from their leadership roles. They decided that Shiver and Camper were unfit to lead the Nachos, claiming that Shiver had multilogged and that Camper had a collection of pictures of females in the Nachos. (It should be noted that both of these claims have little proof). With the removal of its figurehead, the first and original Nachonnian empire ended.

 

The politics surrounding the end of the first Nachonnian empire can be debated endlessly by both parties. Nevertheless, there was a new Nacho regime in charge now. Fearing that a Dark Warriors’ declaration of war on the Nachos on February 1st was imminent, Chrisi decided to sign a treaty with ACP. This caused the war to end, the Nacho withdrawal from alliances, and assume neutrality for the time being.

Aftermath

Although this era ended very abruptly, the idea of Nachonnia lived on. As a result, this era is looked back on with fond memories by almost all of the Nacho soldiers that participated in this age. Most importantly, however, the first Nachonnian empire’s principles and concepts would set the stage for future regimes in the distant future.

 

2015

Written by: Edd64, Kevin

Breviarum Nachorum Kevopius MMXV

Introduction

After absence from armies for about a year, I decided to join the Nacho Army in the beginning of January 2015.

The current situation within the army was chaotic. Camperjohn64 and Shivertoe2 were overthrown by veterans, most notably Chrisi Blule, Puckley, Darkman and Laoise. The leadership post coup d’etat were Chrisi Blule, Darkman, Guitar43000, and Vonchiefer, the remainder of the fallen triumvirate of Shivertoe2, Camperjohn64 and Vonchiefer. The army entered what some would call a new beginning. A war with the Army of Club Penguin was concluded with the new leadership and all servers captured by either side were returned. Shortly into this new leadership, the army was maxing out at an inconsistent 10-15 soldiers, which would set the tone for the next few months.

Roll Coaster Ride

At the end of January and into early February, There were early signs of inactivity. Leaders were losing interest and activity, and we began maxing out at a mere 13. Calls to arms were issued by Laoise and Vonchiefer chiefly stating that death was near. In mid February, All consistency was lost and we started to see sizes as high as 20 and as low as four. At one point, we were ranked as a “developing army” on S.M.A.P . An active count was called, Darkman stepped down and all inactive mods were eliminated from the ranks. Laoise receieved a promotion to leader and as the end of February approached, the first round of March Madness was announced. With Laoise in command, we entered the first round of March Madness against the Dark Warriors, the number one army at the time. Under Laoise’s leadership, we were able to swiftly beat an army that should’ve destroyed us on paper. We maxed out at 42 soldiers and executed tactics with keen precision. This first round gave us much hope as we entered into March, but those hopes were soon crushed when Laoise left the leadership without a trace. We pulled through and advanced from the Elite Eight to face the Army of Club Penguin after beating the Light Troops into a forfeit.

-Best Pictures-

We will Fall, we will Rise

—

January 2015

January 4th, 2015 – Winter Fun on Snowday

January 6th, 2015 – Practice Battle with the Golds

January 17th, 2015 – Invasion of Bajo Cero

January 24th, 2015 – Practice Battle with the WV

January 25th – Practice battle with the Golds(IW raided)

January 30th – Bachelors Night(For Weazelkid and Beeky marriage)

January 31st – Pre-wedding training

February 2015

February 7th – Practice Battle with the Chaos

February 15th – Practice Battle with the ACP and IW

February 16th – Practice Battle with the Golds

February 19th – Nacho Family day out on Fjord

February 27th – Story Time with Guitar on Fjord/Training for March Madness III round 1

February 27th – Practice battle with the Water Ninjas

February 28th – March Madness III Round 1[VICTORY]

March 2015

March 7th – March Madness III Quarter-Finals[VICTORY]

March 8th – Raid of Fjord from the DCP

March 14th – March Madness III Semi-Finals[VICTORY LOSS]

March 18th – Having fun on Fjord

March 21st – March Madness III Battle for third place[VICTORY]

March 28th – Defense of Fjord

-End of war with DCP-

March 29th – AUSIA Training on Fjord

April 2015

April 2nd – AUSIA Unscheduled Training

-War with D.R.A.C.P-

April 4th – Battle for White House

April 6th – Invasion of Breeze[VICTORY]

April 11st – Battle of Blizzard[VICTORY](Edd’s 100th post!)

-End of war with D.R.A.C.P-

April 18th – 2015 Fjord Frenzy

April 21st – Training on White House

April 25th – Practice Battle with the ACP

April 28th – Practice Battle with the ACP part two

May 2015

May 2nd – Practice battle with the WN

May 3rd – Practice Battle with the LT

May 10th – Brawl vs the ACP, LT & Marines

May 17th – Spring Smackdown II First Round[VICTORY]

May 18th – Training Session on Phones

May 24th – Spring Smackdown II Quarter-Finals[VICTORY]

May 26th – Speed and Movement training

May 27th – Fun day

May 28th – Streaking raid of the ACP & ST

-War with DCP-

May 28th – Defence of Fjord[VICTORY]

May 30th – Battle of Blizzard[VICTORY]

May 31st – Spring Smackdown II Semi-Finals[VICTORY]

June 2015

June 1st – Defense of White Out[VICTORY]

June 4th – Parade on Flurry

June 5th – Practice Battle with the LT

June 7th – Spring Smackdown II Finals[LOSS]

 

-End of war with DCP-

-Golden Season-

June 10th – Raid of Breeze

June 12th – Practice Battle with the DW

June 13th – Raid of Breeze

June 14th – Battle vs the DW vs the ACP vs the Rebels

June 15h – Formation Training(“Taking the hood back”)

 

June 16th – Practice Battle with the LT

June 17th – Practice Battle with the IW

June 19th – AUSIA Recruiting & Training

June 20th – Practice Battle with the DCP

June 21st – Rubber Ducky raid

June 22nd – Practice Battle with the DW

June 25th – Nachos vs ACP vs S.H.I.E.L.D

June 27th – Practice Battle with the ACP

June 28th(my birthday!) – Snow Day Fiesta

July 2015

July 1st – Legendary Invasion of Breeze[Edd64’s Last Event]

July 5th – Matterhorn Fiesta

July 6th – Practice Battle with the LT

-War with the D.R.A.C.P-

July 10th – Invasion of Snow Fort

July 11st – AUSIA Invasion of Avalanche

July 12th – Epic Invasion of ???

July 14th – Invasion of Blizzard

July 15th – AUSIA Multi-Battle[Defense of Brumby, White Out, White House, Blizzard and Invasion of Ice Berg]

-End of War with the ACP-

July 21st – AUSIA Unscheduled Training

July 22nd – War Training

July 31st – AUSIA training for Legends Cup

August 2015

August 1st – Legends Cup VI Round Two[Unexpected LOSS]

August 6th – AUSIA Tactics Event[Cutie’s Last event]

-War with the PCP-

August 9th – Defense of Fjord

August 16th – Cleansing of Fjord

-End of War with the PCP-

August 23rd – Practice Battle with the AR

-War with the U.S.R.P.F-

August 24th – Multi-Invasion of  Tuxedo, Blizzard and Yeti

August 30th – AUSIA Unscheduled Training

September 2015

-War with the DB-

September 3rd – Defense of White House

September 5th – Defense of Sleet

September 5th – CPAWM Haunt and Kill[VICTORY]

September 8th – Invasion of Oyster

September 12th – Cleansing of Blizzard

September 17th – Practice Battle with the Rebels

September 18th – Practice Battle with the Aqua Vikings

September 19th – Training Session

September 26th – Practice Battle with the ACP

September 27th – Practice Battle with the DW

October 2015

 October 1st – Speed training

October 3rd – CPAC Champions Cup IV Group Stage Battle 1[VICTORY]

October 6th – Training Session

October 10th – CPAC Champions Cup Group Stage Battle 2[VICTORY]

October 11th – Parade on Ice Berg

October 13th – Practice Battle with the ACP

October 15th – Rubber Ducky Raid[88.2% Rogues]

October 17th – CPAC Champions Cup Group Winner Battle[VICTORY]

October 24th – CPAC Champions Cup Quarter-Finals[VICTORY]

November 2015

November 1st – CPAC Champions Cup Semi-Finals[VICTORY]

November 6th – Raid of Tuxedo

November 7th – CPAC Champions Cup Finals[VICTORY-CHAMPIONS]

-War with the U.S.R.P.F-

November 8th – Invasion of Sleet

November 9th – Invasion of Tuxedo

November 10th – Invasion of Cloudy

November 11th – Defense of Tuxedo

November 11th – Invasion of Sleet(Raided by AR)

-End of War with the U.S.R.P.F-

November 14th – Streaking on White House

November 20th – Training on Fjord

November 23rd – Training on Fjord

November 23rd – Cleanse of Sleet

November 28th – CPAC Christmas Chaos V Round 1[VICTORY]

November 29th – Igloo Raid

December 2015

December 2nd – Raid on Outback

December 5th – CPAC Christmas Chaos V Quarter-Finals[VICTORY]

 

December 8th – Training on Fjord + my dear’s birthday, Emily!!

-War with the U.S.R.P.F and DW-

December 11th – Invasion of Aurora

December 12th – Invasion of Frosty

December 13th – Defense of Fjord

December 28th – Defense of Fjord

December 20th – CPAC Christmas Chaos V Semi-Finals[VICTORY]

-End of war with the U.S.R.P.F-

December 27th – CPAC Christmas Chaos V Finals[LOSS]

December 30th – Amazing Training on Fjord

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This year was a big one; we had our ups and downs. We were big for one month, then small in the next one, and so on. Though we never stopped being loyal to the army, even in those tough moments. I am proud of every single on of you who helped in anything, you will all be remembered; brilliant job!

2016

Written by: Kevin/Verum

2016 was a year of recovery, we went from a near-death state to being the strongest army in 2016. Without the work of great troops and influential pioneers like Kevin, Stone, Dan and Conno, we would never have gotten this far. Good Job Nachos!

January 2016

• January 12th 2016 – Nachos Declare War on the Rebel Penguin Federation

• January 31 2016 – The Rebel Penguin Federation surrender to the Nacho Army

February 2016

• February 12, 2016 – Kevin Retires from Nachos

March 2016

• March 16, 2016 – Nachos Declare War on the Army of Club Penguin

April 2016

• 2nd April, 2016 – Nachos win the March Madness Championship

• April 17, 2016 – Kevin Retires from Nachos (again)
• April 18, 2016 – War with the Army of Club Penguin ends

May, 2016

June 2016

July 2016

July 19, 2016 – Dan101 retires from the Nacho Army

August 2016

• August 28, 2016 – Stone retires from the Nacho Army

September 2016

• September 3, Legofan and Snickers are inaugurated as Nacho Commanders, Great Depression begins

• September 16, 2016 – Practice battle

• September 23, 2016 – Mining Session

October 2016

November 2016

December, 2016

• 24 December, 2016 – Dan101 and Verum Overthrow the leader and Re-establish The Nachonnian Empire. Nachos Enter A Golden Age

We had a year full of ups and downs, but we’ve entered a new golden age. Hopefully, we’ll continue to grow and become greater than ever before. Thank you to every Nacho who has worked hard throughout 2016 and accomplished everything. A special thank you to Stone, Dan101 and Kevin, without you guys we wouldn’t have done great this year!

2017

Written by: Kevin, Verum

The final months of the Nacho Army will be remembered in all our hearts. In these months, we faced many hardships and challenges, many obstacles and many successes. We always came out at top because we are Nachos. We did it our way and we never changed no matter what. We stayed alive for ten years, while others shut down and failed because we knew what it meant to be a Nacho, once you earn your rank and place here you’ll do whatever you can to make the army prosper. October was the month of the Champions Cup, one of the most prestigious tournaments in the history of armies. We won it in 2015, but we weren’t able to do the same in 2016. Ryan had taken over as leader the previous month and had to work to bring us out of the depression we entered once the leadership of Snickers and Legofan took over. We declared war on the Army of Club Penguin, but the declaration of war was quickly rescinded, we entered into the SMAC Top Ten for the first time in over two years, but we’re Nachos, so we quickly climbed out of it. We made it to the Semi-Finals of the Champions Cup, but ended up losing to the Rebel Penguin Federation. We were able to do better than we did in months and we maxed 25. The thing about this era was that people began settling for maxing 25 and being in the Top 3 in the dying community. I wasn’t the type of guy to look on and see Nachos doing decent and say “ok we’re in a good state”. Nachos had to be the best and that wasn’t the state we were in. We made it to the Christmas Chaos finals where we made it to second and got first on the Top Ten once, but it wasn’t really a Golden Age. We were first in a dying community full of armies like us, struggling to max 20. I didn’t like that, so I decided I was going to do something about it. I joined Nachos along with Dan101 and we revolutionized the army and reclaimed our spot at the top. During Christmas Break, we managed to hit 40 and average 30, which was pretty amazing considering the state armies were in. We brought in a recruiting regime, made people take pride in being a Nacho once again. The ownership was hungry for success, that’s why we managed to do this. Everyone wanted to reclaim the former glory and once you get a little taste of success, you want more. I came up with a plan of bringing the army back to our former glory, but it was going to take time. I wanted consistency over sizes because armies were maxing 40 for 2 weeks, then entering a depression, we wanted to change that, but then the news came that Club Penguin was closing and it ruined everything. It was time to make the last two months the greatest before we closed, so we embarked on a crusade, we were going to fuck with every army and everybody, then win the last every CPAC tournament. The game was on and Nachos were going to come out on top.

-More will be added at a later date-

End

On March 30th, 2017 Club Penguin officially shut down after over 12 years of service. This marked the end of not only the Nachos, but the army community. Below is a video of Club Penguin’s final moments.