Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Terr: This War is dedicated to Hohjio’s Dead stepmom.May she rest in peace and lets win for her!

Nyg13:

Hey, I’m sorry I haven’t been on lately. I just have been busy with school(mid term week). I also wanna say, I support Aka and Person’s attempt to try to bring back the “olden days.” Any server that may be won from FGR, should not be taken. Haha, so keep it real.

Aka here

Yeah, that’s right, The Nachos are declaring war on Fort Ghost Recon, otherwise known as FGR. We (Person and I) decided that FGR was no longer worthy to be classified as an army. No one barely ever posts or anything, yet they are on all of our ally lists. Which this war is to prove to FGR if they really are an army. No allies, due to it being strictly Nachos vs FGR. We are also declaring war because they stole Co-Leader Puckley’s sacred lemon, and Person has tripped over his cat again.

More details on where and when battles will take place at a later time.

=Aka=

Person: For those about to criticize our decision. Your comment will be deleted because we do not care if you think this is not a legitimate reason to declare war. Back in the old days, we declared war because we didn’t like an army. We do not like the instability of this army and an army of this corruptness must be destroyed. This time of war is a great oppurtunity for you guys to show us how awesome troops you are. 😉 Promotion day is around the corner.

Terr: lol commando is hilarious!

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Person Here!

First of all, I’d like to thank every single Nacho who went out and recruited their hearts out on Mammoth, Blizzard, and White House! Thanks to you dedicated Nachos, we have gotten over 200 wordpress soldiers in the past week and I hope to continue to get at least 20 a day for the next month! Keep on recruiting!

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Nacho Recruitment Video

Speaking of recruiting, many of you know I make a lot of videos about the Nachos! I’ve made around 3 recruiting videos (like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf30iPzDewA) I don’t make videos that often anymore, and I would like the Nachos to go out and make a recruiting video of their own 😀 ! Soo, I’m going to make a contest out of it! I will be the judge of the best Nacho recruiting video, and the winner will get a series of prizes.

ENTER IT BY LEAVING A COMMENT WITH THE LINK, DEADLINE IS JANUARY 17TH 11:59 PM EASTERN TIME!

Prizes:

– 1 Promotion!

– Having your video posted on the Nacho Empire page, and website!

– 10 medals!

– Praise by me 8)

The Video will be judged by:

– Appropriate music used

– Entertaining (If it’s 8 mins long, I’m not watching it O.O)

– Material (Comedy, Drama, insert genre here)

– Quality(if it has low resolution, it ruins your chances of winning)

Rules

– No pervertedness in your video

– No inappropriate material (cursing, nudity[WTF], murdering, other)

– Give credit to the person who made the song you use

– Include the Nacho Website link in your description saying Akabob22, Linkin55, and Person1233 are leaders

– Have fun!

Go out there and make recruitin’ vids!

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Winter Fiesta

In other GREAT news, THE WINTER FIESTA WILL BE JANUARY 23RD!

The Winter Fiesta is only January 23 (Friday), January 24th (Saturday), and January 25th (Sunday)! I am declaring that every member of the Nacho Empire be under a CEASE FIRE from January 23rd to January 25th. The only battle going on that weekend will be the battle to getting thousands of new recruits to find our website. Remember to say “SEARCH NACHOS OF CLUBPENGUIN!” and “JOIN THE NACHOS AT THE NACHO WEB SIGHT!” This is the time for the second wave of Nacho recruits to come! I expect the Nacho site to get between 6000-10000 hits a day this weeken! We got 200+ recruits in one week, Lets get 200+ in 3 days! Many medals will be handed out for those who recruit. Here is a calendar of January for your convenience:

It’s time to rise above with RPF!

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Army News:

ACP: ACP is one of the 3 major armies getting a huge burst of recruits. They’ve reached 1 million hits (second army site every to do so) and are under a stable leadership. Though they seem to be the only major army that still has a massive amount of servers, maybe they’ll cut down eventually. Otherwise, ACP is at a current rise.

RPF: RPF is also doing a massive amount of recruiting. Tuxedo is covered with penguins in RPF penguins now because of their recruiting. They’re almost at 600,000 hits and they’ll probably reach their goal before Monday. Commando being back is really doing wonders for that army, and they soon will be even bigger then they were during, and after WWIII.

IW: They’ve really been kind of inactive lately. They are going to do some mass recruiting on Mammoth on Saturday, I wish them luck against all the noob armies that inhabit Mammoth.

WW: Nothing… They haven’t had a new post in days and I don’t know what’s going on 😕 Do something WW! I don’t wanna be bored when I go to your site 😐 lol

UMA: Even though Jack and Ther quit, then Jack came back. UMA is pretty well-stabilized and they just had a promotion day. They’re still pretty good allies 😀

Nachos: Well, you should know if you’re a true Nacho soldier xP

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That’s all meh Nacho friends! I hope all of our newest soldiers are having a good time as a Nacho! A promotion day will be right after the fiesta, and judging on new recruit’s activeness, the Sergeant rank is going to have A LOT more people O.O

~Moo~Person1233~Moo~

PS: January 23rd is the last day of my mid-term so expect my complete return of activeness. I’ve been on today because, it’s Friday, why would I study? xP

Linkin: Well it NFL Playoff time, and the Steelers have advanced to play the Raven’s. So I have a bet going on. If the Steelers lose and the Ravens win the people who are supporting the Steelers have to quit the Nacho’s for 1 week. After the week is over, you can come back with your same rank.

People who are supporting Steelers:

~Linkin55

People who are supporting The Ravens:

~Coleslaw7175

~Ltshaqcena10

Comment below saying who you want to support. The Steelers, or The Ravens. Just look at it this way, if your team loses its just a vacation from this army.

P.S. The deadline for this is on January 16th 2009

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First off! If you are reading this, there’s a 10% chance you are a new recruit! .____. I think… lol…

1.  If you are a new recruit and would like to join the Nacho Army, Go here: Join Page

2. Once you leave a comment, you will be added to the ranks within 24 hours! To find your name on the ranks, press ‘CTRL” and “F” at the same time. A box will appear where you can type your name and search for yourself on the ranks which are here: Nacho ranks

3. Once you’ve joined, GO TO NACHO CHAT 😀 ! : Nacho Chat

4. If you have any complaints about your rank/medal/anything else, go here: Complaint Department

I hope you enjoy the nacho experience! Get on chat daily, attend events, and you’ll get medals, and ranked up in no time! As a new recruit, your duties are to :

1. Patrol servers (White House and Blizzard)

2. Recruit on Mammoth! Do not fight! Just recruit by saying “SEARCH NACHOS OF CLUBPENGUIN”

3. Get on chat daily, relax, chill, and hang out!

4. Respect your higher ranked and leaders!

5. Don’t be annoying! Being humorous on chat is a great way to be liked! That’s how I became liked 😉

6. Please don’t be perverted on chat -.- YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

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Second part of this post is very important:

ACP ARE THE NACHO’S ALLIES!!

If the ACP attacks you when you are recruiting on Mammoth, DO NOT RETURN FIRE! They are obviously mis-guided rogues who don’t know what they are doing! Ignore ’em and they’ll go away 😆 If I find you fighting ACP, 3 Medals will be taken away! This is your only warning! We want the ACP and Nachos to stay allies and it only hurts if our rogues fight. DO NOT FIGHT ACP!!!!

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The next part of this post is all about meh! 😀 The following picture is my e-mail to join the Nachos:

I was the only Nacho ever to join by e-mail! I was quickly ranked as a Sergeant a day or 2 later and it’s been almost exactly a year since I exactly joined! I started off by thinking i was the Nacho Leader in Blizzard from September to December. I was the biggest a noob could get xDDD! I was worse than Excalabor. As a noob, I had all this ignorance clouding my mind so that when people said “ZIPPY IS LEADER!” I would say something like “I HAVE WORKED MONTHS FOR THIS POSITION I AM LEADER!” I didn’t even consider there could be another leader. I had about 30-40 followers in Blizzard who said I was Nacho Leader (which I bet gave the real Nachos a hard time xD). I found the Nacho Site, by searching for pictures to put on my own site. When I found the site, I was shocked and apologized to Zippy for stealing his troops in a comment. I immediately sent in an e-mail to join 15 minutes after I found the site, and Akabob gave me the rank of Sergeant. (Kind of weird, it’s been a year and now we’re both leader 8) )

I got ranked up very fast considering today. I became a General in 2 months and 30 days, and I have been active 11 months and 27 days out of 11 Months and 31 days! I hope to one day be considered to be the greatest Nacho Leader who ever lived, and I am always trying my best in this army. I want the best for this army and I hope it can succeed to be one of the last standing armies, once all CP Armies do cease to exist.

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The reason I made this post was to tell you guys, I’m still alive and wanted to make a final post before I go into the vast-ness of the study guides and the endless studying 😕 lol

~Person1233~362/366 Days Served in the Nachos(Yes, 2008 was a leap year 🙄 )

Terr: i wont be on all weekend because im going to my aunts house in The Penn. Mountians for a family reunion. Im gonna ride ATV’s in the snow on saturday 🙂 im so excited!

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Puckley Edit: Just joining the editing club, lol. I just want to say, for all the new recruits who just joined the Nachos and cannot find their name on the ranks page click “Ctrl” “F” on the ranks page which should bring up a find box. Then type in your Club Penguin name and your name should pop up.

And keep up the good recruiting Nachos! We get tons of new recruits a day!

Edit: Alright I was reading the ACP site, where  Boomer is complaining about how the Non-Wordpress Nachos are attacking them and whatnot. Hey, we are doing everything we can to stop these “Rouge Nachos” from attacking people. Heck, we’re recruiting them so they can learn the difference and whatnot. If Rouge Nachos are attacking you (as in ACP) , and not one of you knows of any Authentic 100% real WordPress Nachos that are in the crowd, then by all means attack them. We’re trying to recruit them or whatever, and if their giving you problems WHILE WE’RE there, then there are going to be a couple of problems. Thank you for your time.

Person: http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/NachoHitsWoo.gif   Ó

Well the title says it, All 3 leader are gonna be inactive for most of this month.

That means that Me,Puckley aka the lemon, And Nyg are gonna have to step up to be the leaders.

Akabob

Earlier today Akabob messages me on ps3 with really bad news.He says his computer is having virus-like problems and needs to be fixed.

Nyg edit: For the record ths is the second time I would be Nacho Leader xP

Aka-The virus problem was fixed, so I have an idea. I’ll let the Co-Leaders have their first chance at leading the army,and I’ll advise them. When Person comes back, we will stop this and get back on track. Until Person comes back, welcome your new temporary leaders Terrking Puckley, and Nyg,and Advisor Bob. 🙂

Linkin

Well I can’t really get on much. My pap is sick, and hes gonna be living at my house for like the next month.  Every chance I get, ill come on, but don’t expect me to be really active for a while

Person1233

January is a VERY busy month for me schoolwise, so I most likely won’t get on as much. I have 5 Major Tests and 10 quizzes within the next week or 2. I may get on for 20 minutes each day from 1/05-1/10. Then I’ll get on a little more from 1/11 – 1/15. But then from 1/16 – 1/22 I gotta study for my midterms.

Person:Ehh, I’ll be on from 11 PM – 2 AM for the next few nights xDD. I haven’t been getting good sleep anyway, and during those times I’ll be studying to get my GPA a little higher.

I will be posting about a recruiting session on  Thursday. I am thinking about having it Sunday night because over the weekend im going to my aunts house in Penn. Mountains for the whole weekend.Im gonna be riding an ATV 🙂    Anyways Whoever makes it to the recruiting session will get 3 medals! Just Tell me if you think sunday night is a good time or not.

Terrking24 Nacho Co leader

It doesn’t take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of
those men who goes into battle.”
-General Norman Schwarzkopf

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Person Here!

January is a VERY busy month for me schoolwise, so I most likely won’t get on as much. I have 5 Major Tests and 10 quizzes within the next week or 2. I may get on for 20 minutes each day from 1/05-1/10. Then I’ll get on a little more from 1/11 – 1/15. But then from 1/16 – 1/22 I gotta study for my midterms.

During my inactivity, don’t stop RECRUITING! There are countless Nachos on every server to recruit! If you see a group of noobz, go over there and say “SEARCH NACHOS OF CLUBPENGUIN” and “FIND THE NACHO WEBSIGHT!” Lets keep getting those hits up too! We’re up to 1,400 today and lets get up to 3,000 by wordpress’s midnight! (7:00 Pm)

~Person1233~Power in the Hat~

Terr: YOU WANNA DELETE MY EDIT ILL DELETE YOURS

Linkin: Well I can’t really get on much. My pap is sick, and hes gonna be living at my house for like the next month.  Every chance I get, ill come on, but don’t expect me to be really ac

PS: Check out the Nacho Site Stats as of 7:01 PM EST! (12:01 WordPress Time(GMT))

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Person Here!

January is a VERY busy month for me schoolwise, so I most likely won’t get on as much. I have 5 Major Tests and 10 quizzes within the next week or 2. I may get on for 20 minutes each day from 1/05-1/10. Then I’ll get on a little more from 1/11 – 1/15. But then from 1/16 – 1/22 I gotta study for my midterms.

During my inactivity, don’t stop RECRUITING! There are countless Nachos on every server to recruit! If you see a group of noobz, go over there and say “SEARCH NACHOS OF CLUBPENGUIN” and “FIND THE NACHO WEBSIGHT!” Lets keep getting those hits up too! We’re up to 1,400 today and lets get up to 3,000 by wordpress’s midnight! (7:00 Pm)

~Person1233~Power in the Hat~

Terr: YOU WANNA DELETE MY EDIT ILL DELETE YOURS

Linkin: Well I can’t really get on much. My pap is sick, and hes gonna be living at my house for like the next month.  Every chance I get, ill come on, but don’t expect me to be really ac

PS: Check out the Nacho Site Stats as of 7:01 PM EST! (12:01 WordPress Time(GMT))

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Aka here.

This is a topic I really hate, because I always liked the idea of keeping a territory for us to go and party on, but then again, it has transformed CP armies into nothing more but us having gang wars over servers! Which is why Person and I have agreed to go forth and thin down our server level even less,to just 2. Hopefully it will become only one,and then maybe one day, none.

The servers we are cutting are Fjord and Crunch.

I hope the other CP armies who own servers (UMA, ACP, RPF) will realize this and do the same. Really now, this is really getting stupid. CP armies used to be about getting on Club Penguin and fighting the eemy, but now look what we’ve done! We’ve needlessly complicated the game by adding politics!

I’m sorry to all of those people who were Governors and Mayors of these servers, but it’s the step we need to take to seperate ourselves from power-hungry armies who do us no good by ownig these excess servers.

=AkaBob22=

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EDIT BY AKA-Think of it now, everyone who hates this post. What if it’s just an IDEA? I never said that I was actually going to allow this to take place, but this would be a good idea just to SEE WHAT HAPPENS. It seems every post I make now gets some criticism! Well, at least you guys are starting to take note of me -.-

This was just an idea to test out people’s speech making skills. I love making speeches, so I wanted to see if the rest of Club Penguin can do a good speech. Like I said, THERE IS AND WILL BE NO PRESIDENT.

I’m sorry to everyone who made a speech, but apparently some people just have to ruin it all for everyone.

Aka here.

I’ve put alot of thought into this, especially since the Forums. Since we no longer have Big Balla to lead Club Penguin, I wondered this to myself. Who should be the new Club Penguin president?

Now, before everyone starts going like “I want Boomer for CP Prez!” or “Commando for Club Penguin President!”, there will have to be terms and conditions.

1. The President cannot declare peace. There are always wars being fought (even ones we don’t know about yet), so there is no exception to this rule.

2. The President must QUIT their position in their CP army, be they in one or not. This rule is here to make sure the President doesn’t try and be biased over issues.

3. The President CANNOT help one single army in any way, shape, or form. The President must do things that benefit ALL armies,  be they small or large, noobish or not.

4. The President CAN have his own personal army known as Black Ops. but they fight ONLY for him. Their names must not be revealed, and the army will fight only armies that make attempts to conquer Club Penguin (Like going on a server conquering rampage) In the event the President is fighting more than one enemy, he may call on the “good” armies to assist him.

5. The President MUST be the pride of Club Penguin. Which means no propaganda against enemies other than things like “Help us Fight the Enemy!” to influence public opinion.

6. The President is the only Person in charge of his army. Which means no Co-Commanders or seperate Leaders. All who join the army are labeled “Soldier” and no ranks other than that.

7. The President CAN make attempts to make peace with two quarelling armies.

8. A new President must be elected every 12 months and be inaugurated on February 3rd of every year.

9. A President MUST abide these rules, or automatic impeachment will be pursued.

10. If the President is impeached. the President will have to be banned on every army chat to ensure that former President will not spread their “evil-ness” to the others, further influencing his opinion.

11. This article has a right to be edited at later times.

By the way, canidates for presidency can be of any rank of any army, a maximum of 10 candidates will be selected, and each canidate must create at least one 2 paragraph speech on why they should be President. This post will be uldated later when I have more time. NOTE: YOU MUST COMMENT ON THIS POST IF YOU WANT TO RUN!

=AkaBob22=

Who is running:
-AkaBob22, Leader of the Nachos

-Beeky

-Pengyster

-Flarry Jerry

-Blupichu

-Trickster

-77Hockey

-Austin

-Soccerpr

-Todd678

-Ennbay

-Chill/Bammregera

-Ennbay

-Thomas

Person: Apparently, the ACP has received orders to attack ALL Nachos on Mammoth. Apparently, Nachos aren’t allowed on Mammoth(Basically what the order meant) Hmm, last time I remember, MAmmoth was neutral! Oh wait, the rules bend for Oagalthorp because he controls the universe! Oagalthorp, ACP does NOT own Mammoth, you have no right to attack the Nachos on a neutral server(If we’re still allies), and one more thing,  go do something else with your life instead of making people on a kids game feel bad by having your troops say “GO BACK TO MEXICO NACHOS” 70% of the Nachos in Mammoth claim “PERSON IS OUR LEADER” and most rogue Nachos are under THE NACHO EMPIRE’S control. Nachos dance, then ACP attacks us, it always happens like that. I know Oagalthorp will be trying to use this edit against us, which I plan on him doing so. But showing this edit on the ACP site will just do good for our side. ACP, STOP ATTACKING NACHOS ON MAMMOTH! Here is a command to all Nachos: If you see any ACP fire at you, tell me. We will command every Nacho on Nacho chat to be there and not to fire at all. Just DANCE. Do not attack ONCE. Eventually ACP will finally leave because they’ll realize we are NOT fighting them, we are recruiting.

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Edit:  Oagalthorp has put Mammoth under “Rogue Control”. I dont see why. Nachos are handling things very well first off. Second off, alot of the Nachos on Mammoth have went to the join page, and they know Person is the Nacho Leader. I dont see a problem with Nachos on Mammoth as long as a ranked soldier is with them. We dont bug ACP while they’re mass recruiting. 🙄

Next, ACP say they won the battle b/c they had 3 more ppl then us at the “end of the battle”. Well if you didnt notice, half of our forces split into the Town at the end of the battle. Groups of 5 and 4 Nachos were chasing UMA the whole time.

Hey guys! It’s me, Person1233! Sorry for bein’ a post hog the past few days. xD I just had the urge to post! Ok, the first part of this post is about the FFAK:

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Armies Coming:

Team 1:

IW, Nachos, ACP

Team 2:

UMA, RPF, WW, CPW, CPAF, BB, ST, FGR and many more.

Where: All over Walrus, if thats full, Snowy River, if thats full, Parka, If thats full, Tundra

When: Saturday, January 3, 2009

Time:

Eastern: 12:00 P.M.

Central: 11:00 A.M.

Mountain: 10:00 A.M.

Pacific: 9:00 A.M.

UK: 5:00 P.M.

… OK, basically we will be doing the same thing as the World war. We will have the same strategic goals. Make sure you are on Nacho chat during this FFAK to receive orders 😉 Comment FFAK- Cheese if you can make it, FFAK- Mold if you cannot.

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Nacho Golden PLATINUM Age!

The next part of this post is to let you guys know about our progress as we enter the Nacho PLATINUM Age! January and February is the time we rise above every army out there! After 3 years of existence, it’s time the Nachos get on top! Since the sombrero came out of the catalog, there has been at least 20 people wearing the sombrero on every single server on Club Penguin! Considering there is over 100 servers and the number of Nachos vary in each server, that’s an estimated 2000 new people wearing the Nacho uniform for us to recruit! Since January 1st, we have gotten 70 comments on the join page! That’s 70 people in 2 whole days! If we kept that up through January and February, we’d have 3030 new recruits O.O!!!!!! Lol, I dont expect to get 3030 recruits, but I’m sure we can get a couple of hundred! Before the World War, the Nachos set 2 records! One record was most Nachos on one server at one time. The Nachos had 100 Nachos on Mammoth in 3 different rooms at one time! We’ve also gotten 4670 hits on the site so far in January, and nothing is going to stop that from going up! We can get 70k hits at the end of the month if we keep up like this! You can determine the future Nachos, RECRUIT RECRUIT RECRUIT! Every Nacho found recruiting like they should will be rewarded with medals and probably a promotion at the end of the month 😉

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MEDALS

Ok guys, since it’s kind of hard to track down  40 people that come to a battle, leave a comment on this post saying “I made it to yesterday’s battle.” and you will receive your 3 medals. I will know if you are lying so don’t even think about lying. I can go to the  video and see you weren’t there. Even if you were at the battle for 15-20 minutes, you will still get your 3 medals for your efforts!

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Nacho Rogues

On the only negative note, there has been hundreds of Nacho rogues out there on many popular servers. They are disgracing the Nacho name by robbing places, attacking allies, and wanting to take over Club Penguin! These rogues will slow down progress of our rising and give us a bad name! This is why we are going to have a ROGUE CLEANOUT! I will be giving information about this tomorrow night, so stay tuned.

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Well, that’s about it guys! I hope all the new recruits are enjoying their experience as being in one of the best and most friendliest armies out there 😉

~Person1233~Power in the Hat~

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