Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Edit: If you aren’t there, I am going to put this http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/chrisrixon/sm/un.swf?r=1 outside your bathroom window… XD

Person Here!

Lmao, that noob “Im Andreas” is really getting funny in Blizzard. He claims that Nachos are quitting the Nachos and joining the black to freedom! We’ve destroyed this GANG every time we faced them in unscheduled battles going on throughout the day, yet this “Im Andreas” noob is saying it’s the Nacho downfall! The Nacho site has gotten 13,000 hits and 600+ Google Searches within the past 2 days. Thanks Im Andreas 😉

Anyway, it’s getting to be very annoying because he thinks he’s winning 😕 It’s time that we show him that you can’t defeat the Nachos by getting a bunch of noobs together for the stupidest reason I ever heard. I’m making a SCHEDULED battle so that the Nachos can kick Im Andreas’s sorry ass and show him it takes a lot more than a noob to get the Nachos out of our original server. Here is the information for the ass-kicking!

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Date: February 24th (Tuesday)

Time: (Ugh, I’m insanely sorry to the European people, hopefully I’ll be able to schedule something during the weekend…)

7:00- 7:30 PM EST

6:00- 6:30 PM Central

5:00-5:30 PM Mountain

4:00-4:30 PM PST

12:00-12:30 AM UK (Don’t even bother… Sorry I can’t make times European Appropriate 😕 )

Location: Blizzard, Snow Forts! (If it’s full… then… CRAP! 😆 ) (Also be on Nacho Chat)

Reward: 3 Medals!

Reason: To end these noobs

Strategy:

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When the Nachos win, I mean… if the Nachos win, your gang will have to stop this insolence on the server. If your GANG wins,  the Nachos will have to find another server. Is that a deal? It is? GOOD! You have absolutely no reason to do this, citizens of Blizzard.

Now to respond to comments I have seen on Blizzard, flaming the Nachos:

“NACHOS R EVIL!”

M’kay.. Since 8 year old noobs are impossible to argue with, I really shouldn’t even respond to that with a dignified response, but I will anyway. When you say “EVIL,” you don’t happen to mean destroying the army that has had Blizzard for over 2 years and has never oppressed their citizens in any way? Because that is what you are doing,  and is what I would call EVIL. I’d also call your little group, terrorists. Terrorists is an individual who uses violence, terror, and intimidation to achieve a result. Your GANG is using violence and terror to try and exterminate a fun and loving CP army, which I feel is unacceptable. You are trying to intimidate this army by leaving threatening comments and it’s time you’ve stopped. Terrorism in Club Penguin armies is ridiculous.

“WE WERE HERE LONGER WE WIN”

ROFL. Excuse me for laughing, but don’t blame me. Just because you are in one place longer, doesn’t mean you are the better amy. It means that you have no life and spend your entire day in front of a computer screen getting over excited about pixels that form together to look like penguins. Lets say its 40 Nachos vs Im Andreas. We destroy you in 15 mins, then we leave because one person isn’t a threat, and you’d be dead if this was real warfare. Imagine you claiming you won because we left, you know, that has to be the definition of a noob.

“THE CITIZENS OF BLIZZARD ARE DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE!”

Ok, Independence from what 😕 The only thing we’ve done is stop hacking on Blizzard, and act against armies that  endanger the overall welfare of the server. We don’t opress the people in Blizzard. We don’t insult them and force them to work for the Nachos. We let our citizens go their separate ways. You’re basically declaring your independence from one of the greatest armies in Club Penguin that has done no wrong to you. Yeah, that definitely makes a lot of sense.

Once I see more, I’ll definitely post them and respond 😉

Comment if you can make this war, I am looking forward to see you guys there 😀

***Person1233***

PS: WWV was called off because it was just too moronic and stupid.

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Person here…

Yes, I’m going to admit it. I have made a mistake by having the Nachos side on the RPF side of this war.  Under pressure, I was the only Nacho Leader on and went to Nacho chat for my decision. I asked how the Nachos would feel about a war with ACP, not one of them disagreed. I should have made a decision as an intelligent leader and realized war with ACP isn’t the answer. But I had said “Yes,” and then commenced the huge invasion which I deeply regret now. I’m sorry ACP for being a big part in the invasion of the DRACP last night. I hadn’t thought over the consequences of what would be soon to come after I went to war with ACP based on what the Nachos felt… not knowing any other circumstance that were in play at this point. After a few hours of thinking, the Nachos are officially NEUTRAL.

We will not be helping any side at all. I’m glad that Shadow2446 made that post to give us a wake-up call. We had betrayed one ally before another and betraying a fellow ally can lead to bigger wars.. I really hope ACP and RPF can settle this dispute without pointless war . Isn’t fighting on xat more fun than on CP XD ? On xat, you can curse your enemy out and say anything you’d like. On CP, T-click, T-click, T-click, click, “type in NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS!”, T-click, T-click, T-click…. Until your hands fall off 😡 lol…..

So once again, the Nachos are officially NEUTRAL.

***Person1233***

PS: Thank you Shadow for alerting us when there is a trace of corruption in the Nachos.

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Person here.

Hola Guys! Oagalthorp has recently made a post scheduling the first scheduled battle of WWV. In his efforts to stop this war, he has scheduled a battle on a Portuguese server. I guess so there is no chance the server is full 😉 We will fight with HONOR, and PRIDE as we march on to the battlefield to defend an ally(RPF) of ours against the ACP! The first battle will definitely determine the morale that the Nachos substain through the rest of this war. In a loss situation, we may be depressed. In a win, we may become over-confident. Either way, we still need to come to this battle no matter what the consequences may be. We fight not just as friends, not just as soldiers, but as NACHOS!

Here is the battle details for the scheduled battle :

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• DAY: Saturday, February 28
• TIME: 1:00pm – 1:30pm PST
  ——-4:00pm – 4:30pm Eastern
  ——-3:00pm – 3:30pm Central
  ——-2:00pm – 2:30pm Mountain
  ——-1:00pm – 1:30pm Pacific
• SERVER: Granizo (it’s a Portuguese server — press “Select Language” right above “Play Now” and choose Portuguese)
• ROOM: All over (the Nachos will start in the COVE)
• REASON: War
• WHO: RPF, Nachos, WW, BB, ST, and many more vs ACP, MCP, CPAF, and a few other armies.

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We the Nachos will march into the Portuguese soil and fight for the welfare of all armies. Which ACP is a threat to, the welfare of all armies that try to co-exist peacefully. Cat Tank 17.0 will be released on Friday, and the new weaponry department is opening in Blizzard Friday! WOOOHAW!!  … O.O

This is the Nacho’s ablity:

We are NACHOS!

***Person1233***

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The ACP. Whenever their name is said on CP, you get a number of reactions.

Reaction 1: WHAT DOES ACP MEAN?!?!?!!?

Reaction 2: IM ACP LEADER!

Reaction 3: GO AWAY ACP!

XD Yes, no one likes them. Today, a number of things has happened. Alliances were broken, people got pissed off, and things were misunderstood. It all ended in one thing though. The Nachos entrance into WWV! I am not making this decision on my sole opinion, when I asked if the Nachos supported this idea, no body disagreed. War with ACP was obvious as suing McDonalds because it made you fat, isn’t going to make you lose weight. After much confusing events today, it all ended with this:

RPF, NACHOS, WW, IW, UMA, BB, ST, URA, AND THE OTHERS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON ACP!

It’s Club Penguin vs ACP! We are helping an ally of ours against the ACP, and it’s time for some change.

“ACP has told us what to do, have been complete jerks to us, assholes even to RPF and the rest for months. They have caused pointless wars, they have destroyed small armies due to their faulty government. They even have a founder who tells them who their leader will be. THIS WILL GO ON NO MORE. THIS DAY, FEBRUARY 21ST, 2009 IS THE DAY CLUB PENGUIN CRIED OUT IN ONE VOICE THAT WERE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!” From the RPF website.

ACP and it’s soldiers appear to want war. You want it, you got it! The Allied Forces of Club Penguin have commenced an enormous invasion of the entire DRACP. All of your base are belong to us. They also attempted invading Tuxedo, but were easily destroyed 😀 ! Here are the servers that were invaded, and by whom:

• Breeze (5) – Taken by Nachos, WW, and RPF forces
• Ice Berg (3) – Taken by RPF forces
• Ice Breaker (3) – Taken by RPF and UMA forces
• Ice Cold (3) – Taken by RPF forces
• Ice Cube (4) (SC) – Taken by RPF forces
• Iceland (3) – Taken by ST and UMA forces
• Icicle (3) – Taken by ST forces
• Klondike (3) – Taken by UMA forces
• Mammoth (Neutral) (5) – Dosnt really count as server so we didnt do anything with it.
  
• Marshmallow (4) – Taken by RPF, Nachos, ST, UMA, and WW forces
• Snow Fort (4) – Taken by RPF, Nachos, WW, UMA, ST, BB, and URA forces
• Snow Globe (3) – Taken by RPF, Nachos, WW, UMA, ST, BB, and URA forces

The ACP has no servers as of now, once again, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

I guess it’s time to show some of the battle pictures of us taking many of their servers 😛 ! The Nachos and RPF were the main 2 armies that had the largest amount of strength, and RPF has really proven themselves to be more than a stereotyped, “political organization.” Here are some pictures:

No, these pictures were not all in one server. They were in servers like Snow Fort, Snow Globe, Breeze, and Marshmallow.

Nachos, this is going to be a real world war. A world war that lasts 2 months. This Alliance will not cease until the ACP not surrenders, but disbands. Yes, you heard right. We come here to destroy the army that has caused Club Penguin armies to become HELL. Prepare Nachos, for WAR.

PS: If Akabob or Linkin have any objections, please tell me them on chat. We can be neutral or we can help destroy ACP. But the damage is done, we have invaded DRACP. We are in this war 😕

***Person1233***

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Thank you Commando for letting us copy your post we are too tired and lazy to make our own posts

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Person’s Edit: OMG! Thanks to this rebellion, 40 Nachos have been patrolling Blizzard, LITERALLY ALL DAY! There has been a group of 40 new Nachos going through Blizzard doing some of the best patrolling ever! Thanks citizen rebellion, you are allowing the Nachos to expand in Blizzard! Also, we’ve gotten 240 Google Searches today, and 16 New recruits 8)

Person here…

Day 2 of this “Blizzard Rebellion” has been great as in defeating the rebels, but bad as in… Person1233 is banned forever. It must be a mix-up or something, 20 bots should have been banned from last night, not me 😡 ! So from now until Person1233 gets unbanned, I will be using a penguin named Z Person Man. But, it’s name isn’t seen yet so I will be Z Person Man. If you see that Person, it is ME, and he’s not a random noob saying he’s the leader.

On Blizzard, the Nachos were ENORMOUS! Around 2:00 PM EST, we had over 70 Nachos throughout 3 rooms chanting “NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS” and defeating the Citizens who are rebelling. We gave them the chance to surrender, but it looks like they are not going to do so. So I guess it’s war, against the people we protect. Here are some pictures of the Nachos destroying pathetic rebels in Blizzard 😛 (I edited some to make em look cool 8) ):







http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/Blizzardrecuiting.jpg

This isn’t over though. This will probably continue for a week, and I’m looking forward to it 😛 ! If we get on CP each day with numbers like this, we can get 5 new recruits on chat each day! This rebellion will be helping us, not hurting us! =D The Rebels are the black noobs that “Im Andreas” has put together. We will not be defeated by some Black Noobs.

Cat Tank will Never Fail 😉

***Person1233***

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 Person1233 has been banned by unknown sources.We need everyone to E-mail cp and ask for persons to be unbanned.I would like all armys to post this edit and put it on there website. Here is an example on what to say

Hello this is _________ and im concerned about the banning of Person 1233. Person is one of my friends and i know he is a good nice penguin.He would protect all the innocent penguins and he would protect the Pizza shop from robbery.Please unban him he is one of my best friends on club penguin and doesnt do anything bad. He doesnt curse,he doesnt hack,he isnt mean at all. He just wants to have fun. we have friendly battles with other armys in club penguin. I just beg you, please unban person1233.Thank you for listening to this.

                                                                                                                                                 sincerely,__________

                                                            today people googled the nachos 70 times! also yesterday we got googled 55 times                    

                                                                          Terrking, Nacho CoLeader

Today at 6:19 PM EST I decided to do a little Blizzard Patrolling. It seems like we have a new noob to add to the Nacho noob collection! Lets all welcome “Im Andreas” to the Nacho noob club! Apparently, he is actually assembling a rebellion to destroy the Nachos on Blizzard. He feels that we are hurting the citizens. BS! The Nachos are one of the only armies who actually go out of their way to stop hackers on servers like Blizzard. Citizens in black are ignorantly joining this rebellion, and this is just ridiculous. We will NOT have a bunch of noobs going around the server we protect and love saying “NACHOS R LAME!” and “DOWN WITH NACHOS!”  WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS. We only have 2 servers in the Nacho Empire and we aren’t about to give it up to some bots and noobs. Here is your warning citizens, SURRENDER NOW!

Your reasons for a rebellion aren’t the best. Look at yourselves, you are fighting the protectors of your server you love, Blizzard. You are just making it your own hell hole. We do not like using force against our own citizens, but we will have to if necessary. I hope you see it our way fellow citizens of Blizzard.

Here are some pictures of the first battle between Citizens and Nachos tonight. It was a Nacho Victory and the Nacho Flag still stands tall!
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/CitizensReb1.jpg
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/CitizenReb2.jpg

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/CitizenReb4.jpg

Now for a picture of proof that this rebellion is associated with HACKING:


http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/CitizenReb7.jpg

This rebellion was larger in some pictures not taken, and they are considered a MEDIUM THREAT.  We hope that our allies could possibly assist us in stopping the rebellion of Blizzard. This server means so much to us.

Blizzard is under Code WHITE. Code White means a server’s citizens are rebelling the residing army. Under Code White, all allies of the Nacho Army have full permission to reside in Blizzard to attack these rebels.Lime013 and Zzztops are the governors of this server and we need you 2 to get on Blizzard to convince the people of Blizzard that they are harming themselves by attacking the army that defends their server.

We hope the allies that we have helped in the past can help us in this random predicament we are in here 😕

Cat Tank Will Not Fail 😉

***Person1233***

PS: I’m really sorry about kind of taking control of the Nachos >_< I just really need to take immediate action to this Blizzard Rebellion.

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Person here.

FACP’s original intent of today was to be a party, but I’m sure it was to be a a battle. That is, if their bots weren’t banned. Their bots were banned, so it WAS a party, Flappy knew he couldn’t beat the Nachos without his bots so he got all nice and started partying saying “NACHOS RULE!” and “YOU GUYS ROCK!” A few minutes before the battle was SUPPOSED to happen, FACP had retreated and we won the battle. FACP wants to be allies with us, and they want peace. The only way that will be happening if you guys STOP USING BOTS, PERIOD. We will only become neutral with the FACP though. Bots crash servers, and using bots in any way is wrong. We can forgive you of your sins against us if you agree to stop using bots, and we can end this war( Which have increased the Nacho website hits to an average of 3,500 a day 8) ). Anyway, here are some pictures from the little war:
First Picture: Some loser decided to make bots and frame the Nachos of hacking 🙄

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Securing the Nacho Empire

The Nacho Empire only has 2 servers, which means those 2 servers need to be patrolled constantly by Nachos. The citizens of White House and Blizzard need to know which army protects them from hackers, protects them from cyber-rapists (O_O), and gives them some entertainment( 😆 ) There have been 2 threats to Blizzard within the past 24 hours by small organizations which is why I am bringing Securing the Nacho Empire to everybody’s attention. White House is constantly under patrol of Nachos, when Blizzard barely has Nachos on it.

Here are visuals of the conditions of each server!

(Code Orange) Blizzard: Barely any Nachos securing Blizzard, and 2 minor threats have been made. Patrol Blizzard!

(Code Green)White House: Many Nachos always on, the Nacho Empire is strong here. No enemies would like to take White House 😕

To ensure that both servers are Nacho strong, I will be leading more Blizzard patrols on chat. To mod-ranks, when you are on chat, make sure that not everyone is doing nothing. Make sure there is at least one patrol of at least 5 people at a time on a server.

***Person1233***

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Person here.

Yes! You have read right! After hours of negotiating,

the Nachos have purchased CAT TANK INDUSTRIES ™ and all of its weaponry for 1.2 Million Nacho Chips ($150,000)!

All CAT TANK Weaponry is now owned by the Nacho Empire and used by the Nacho Army, and weaponry is currently being shipped to all the Nacho Forts using Queso-EX™ (What Can Cheese Do For You?ⓒ). One Cat Tank will be shipped to the following Main Nacho Forts:

Fort Akabobbert (Northern Blizzard), Fort Linkin(Southern Blizzard), Fort Persona(East White House), Fort Puckers(Southern White House)

Which means that one of these are guarding each Fort:

Enjoy your Cat Tanks 😉

***Person1233***

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Aka here.

Recently alot of people are being impersonated/hacked on chats/wordpresses, and I’m getting tired of no one really doing anything about it, which is why I have started The Anti-Hacking Union (AHU)

Anyone from any army can join this, since hacking is a problem that we all deal with. You won’t be proclaimed a Nacho, for all you people who hate us or whatever.

Anyway, what this Union will be doing is trying to uncover hackers. This includes (but is not limited to): CP hacking (report to CP), WordPress hacking (report to WordPress), and chat hacking (report to XAT).

CP hacking includes:
-Clothing Hacking

-Usage of CP trainers

-Coin hacking

-Making bots

WordPress Hacking Includes:
-Deleting/Erasing sites

-When one of you website staff rebels and makes a billion posts with blank spaces or thing like that.

-Site Spammers

-Impersonating

XAT Hacking includes:
-Hacking a owner/moderator position

-Impersonation

-Hacking other’s accounts to impersonate

-Abuse of moderator/owner powers

If you know of any hackers, report them immediatly to me over Nacho chat, and start actively reporting that person. Remember, we aren’t doing this to make people mad or anything, but to make these areas a safer place for people who want to use CP armies for their intended purpose, which is to defend their army and not to attack others through hacking.

=Aka=

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