Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
When I tried to get on chat, the actual chat just wouldn’t load, and it seems that A LOT of people are having the same problem. I decided to re-download Adobe Flash, and chat worked again! So if you can not get on chat, hopefully re-downloading flash will work for you. Here is the link to download it: http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/thankyou/ This is a small glitch and xat may fix it so that you can access chat without re-downloading flash player.
Today Person and I talked about medals and how the system we are using isn’t working anymore, due to the fact that medals just keep piling up and don’t really show any progress and we don’t know who to promote (insert Crowl jokes here). So from now on, every month all medals for everyone will be deleted so we can keep track of people that need to be promoted.
Sorry to everyone who has a billion medals (me), but if you want to get promoted faster, we need to do it this way.
One of our fellow allies, the Watex Warriors, can’t even say their own name on CP š They can’t recruit without being able to say their name, so I am asking you guys to help them out and e-mail CP with the following message!
I am really upset that I cannot say Watex, Watex Warriors, or WW on club penguin. These phrases are not bad words, so they should be able to go through the Club Penguin filter. I have been wanting this a long time, and all of my friends want to be able to say these phrases, so please change your Filter.
It is the least we can do for an ally of ours š
***Person1233***
Linkin edit: I am sick of Hohjio impersonating people… Hohjio, I fired you because you lied to me, you told me that you would change. You were good for the 1st month until all you bugged for was promos. Thats when all of the Leaders got pissed at you Hohjio. Your annoying as hell. Get over it Hohjio, theres other armys that could take you in. And if you keep comming back making comments, that gets the Leaders pissed too, so heres some adive. JUST LEAVE.
Person’s Edit: Well, I have over 1080 images in my photobucket and the images together exceeded the 25 GB limit for the month. Every image from my photobucket on this site is gone until tomorrow. I ask you one thing, DO NOT DIRECT LINK TO MY IMAGES WHEN PUTTING IT ON YOUR WEBSITE. Save the image to your computer and upload it yourself, it saves me bandwidth and will keep my photobucket album from exceeding the 25 GB bandwidhth limit.
The truth is, that practice battle was sad š . We are one of the largest armies on Club Penguin, and the largest number we had at the practice battle was a small 33. That’s very disappointing in my opinion. At our last gathering/battle, we had 46 people. On the poll, 83 people said they could come so I expected around 50 people, and got 33. I understand people have schoolwork, and a lot to do on Mondays, but I just expected more š . Sometimes I have to vent too ya know (D) lol.
We will be having another practice battle on Saturday and I hope to have a lot of people since the times will be good for people all across the globe (except Australia š )
Score: 0 |||||||||||||||1 : Blue Nachos retain larger size for 13 mins.
12 Red Nachos|||||17Blue Nachos
Score: 1 |||||||||||||||2: Red Nachos continue on to form a nice line, and get Ninjas to side with them ( -.- ), but Blue Nachos also get a point for being larger.
14 Red Nachos|||||13Blue Nachos(Ranked)
Score: 2 |||||||||||||||2: Red Nachos have more organization and distinguish themselves far better than the covered up Blue Nachos, so they get the point.
12 Red Nachos|||||13Blue Nachos(Ranked)
Score: 3 |||||||||||||||3: Though Blue Nachos are larger here, I forgot to take pics at 2 charges in which the Red Nachos dominated, and another charge where the Blue Nachos dominated. <.<.
In the end, it ends in a tie and we go on to recruit all over White House, look for my medicine (XD) , and then we moved on to Spaceybirdy’s party at Tundra. (Which the Nachos made hillarious š ) You probably wouldn’t want to see the pics of that party… some are X-rated material O.- Other than the kind of low amount of Nachos (in my opinion), I think everyone did an awesome job, and everyone who came will be getting 3 Medals š ! Great job guys. What we need to work on is reaction time to charging, at the FGR “battle,” it took us 3.6 seconds to have 40 Nachos charge, where in this battle, it took 10 seconds to get 15 Nachos to charge š
***Person1233***
Puckley:Hey Nachos. I just wanted to spread some news and say you did a great job at the Practice Battle!Ā I agree with Person mostly.Ā I was too,Ā a little disappointed in the lack of troops for being a major army.Ā Also I was a little disappointed in how fast you reacted to the leader’s command.Ā Like Person said, It took us 3.6 seconds to charge with 40 Nachos, but today it took 10 seconds for only 15 Nachos to charge. So when a leader gives a command, follow it and do it, as instructed, as fast as you can.Ā Otherwise, you guys did great!Ā I believe all who came should be getting 3 medals.
Person: Dont forget about the practice battle at 3 PM PST today! Read the post below. This edit will now self-destruct.
Aka here.
Alright, again I haveĀ an idea that we could put into effect to help our allies and things like that.
Why can’t allies go into other allies’ servers?
I mean, this goes as a no-brainer. Occasionally I get on CP and notice some of my fellow Nachos are having a fiesta or whatever on some random server, and sometimes we wear our uniforms. And then we end up running into some noob patrol, freaking out because “Nachos have invaded Noob Soil”. I mean, what more are allies used for nowadays other than to help other allies in response to a war? IĀ propose. that we allow allies patrol on other allies’ server. One thing that this idea could help is less secret invasions by noob armies claiming they own that server, when they don’t. Again, (like I say with all of my ideas) this is just and idea. Maybe if enough leaders/C-L agree with this, maybe we can put it into action.
Hey Nachos, Crowl here! Sadly I will be retiring today. If you’re wondering why I’m retiring ask Hohjio. Here’s my retirment post:
I started Clubpenguin back in the summer of July,2007 after the water party. For the first 8 months I just played games and bought clothes. But on March 18,2008 I saw 1997jan7th on the old Nacho chat and I asked him “What’s that?” he told me it was the chat for the Nachos of Clubpenguin. I was wondering what the Nachos but then he told about the whole army thing. So I joined the Nachos as a Trooper.Ā During the period that I was in the Nachos 1997jan7th and I made the army called “Lavaknights” lol that was a nightmare!! We were called noobs by everyone and hated by every army until September 5,2008. It was Lavaknights and Aqua Warriors vs RPF(When RPF was in a slump) and we defeated RPF to get tundra. Lavaknights and Aqua Warriors went in an alliance after that called “ALAS” that only lasted for 2 months though(due to the fact of Aqua Warriors leaving Clubpenguin for 2 months) after ALAS ended as you all know, LVAS was made. And I don’t really wanna talk about that on a Nacho site. MY Nacho tory is pretty cool. I was first just a Trooper who was on probation 3 times and was hated by everyone and now I’m a Bridgadier General who most Nachos know. I will miss you all so dearly but this is what’s best. Farewell Nachos!
Here are the few people I have to thanks
Person1233- You were a great friend Person, you were always nice and you always had RBAA help their allies. Thanks for everything PS You’re a good video maker
Zippy500- Zippy, if you do read this thanks for letting me join Nachos. You were an awsome friend and an awsome leader. Thanks for everything
Ltshaqcena10- Shaq, you were like my best friend over the internet. We never fought and we always got along. Thanks for helping me lead LVAS and helping me in Nachos. Bye buddy!
Andrew24- You’re the AW leader but I still did get along with you. Though our armies were rivals we got along. I’ll miss you!
Ephris11- I know that we don’t really get along but during ALAS we were friends. I’ll never forget you
Flo rida111- You were just an awsome friend. You were like Shaq, we never fought and always got along. I’ll miss you
Hohjio8- Well, I didn’t really like you that much. But I guess I’ll miss you
Cruiseb- Wherever you are Crusieb, thanks for everything. I’ll never forget you
All the other people in Clubpenguin- Thank you all for making my time here fun but like they say, good things always come to an end
Thank you all so much and I’ll never forget you. We are Nachos!
PS- Hohjio, don’t try to call back and say you’re sorry. If you do I’m calling 911 and telling that you’re a child molestor
~We’re Strong, Army Strong~ C9crowley|Nacho Bridgadier General|
I was informed by many Nachos that there were 20-30 bots in Mammoth Town. They were screaming things like “NACHO POWER” and “JOIN NACHOS” Here is a picture of the incident:
Before all the noobs say “OOH NACHOS HACK! U GUYS HACK TO WIN U SUCK!!1!!,” we were NOT responsible for this hacking event on Mammoth. Here in the Nacho Army, we have a 100% NO HACKING policy and any Nacho found hacking will be put on probation for a month/be fired! For the Nacho that did this, do this again and there will be major consequences, and you will be found out.
A true nacho Crowl just left a really sad comment on akabobs post. Crowl if your reading this can you plz put this into consideration. please dont leave you are a great nacho and we enjoy you (most of the time). Here is what Crowl said:
Nachos, this could be my possible last comment on any Clubpenguin army sites. I have relized over the past month on how I really have no life and thereās better things to do than go on Clubpenguin. I will either retire later this month or on April 22,2009. Well, hereās my retireiment post aka comment:
July 29,2007
I was at 1997jan7thās house and Missfrog4 was over and she told us about Clubpenguin. I asked her if she could make me an account and she made the penguin āCrowl38ā³ Since that day Iāve found an awsome interence. On a Thurday after school 8 months later, 1997jan7th told me about the Clubpenguin armies(Nachos) and then I joined as a Trooper on March 18,2008. Ever since that day my Clubpenguin life changed. My very first war was Nachos vs ACP Oagalthorps last battle. On April 22,2008 I was at 1997jan7thās house again and we made the army āLavaknightsā. That didnāt go so well xD. Everyone called us noobs and then everyone hated us including Nachos. That all was a nightmare until September 5,2008. Aqua Warriors and Lavaknights vs RPF(This was when RPF was in their slump) We defeated them and got tundra and ever since then the armies that Iāve lead have been active. Lavaknights and Aqua Warriors made an alliance called āALASā but that didnāt go very far. LVAS was made after ALAS and that is still going on. It is kind of a cool story for me. I was just a Nacho soldier who was very hated and now Iām a Bridgadier General who most Nachos know. Well, first Oagal(lol happy),then Zippy,Jayson23,Edman2299 and now Iām retiring. I will miss you all so dearly but this is whatās best. Like I said earier, my decision will be final by Monday or/definetly on April 22,2009.
Thanks to smeeble the poll is messed up because she is getting all of her friends to vote forgive him
Terr
also ReyReys Prom
Want the bad news or good news?
Good news first. The day after valentines day is a army prom for everyone . It will be at Pengyster48ās igglo on Feb. the 14th at 1:00 pst. 4:00 est 3:00 central.
The sorta bad news. (for the perverted ppl)
If we see you even having a horny hour or gay hour you will have a 3 day probation. So please dont do it. We want to stop it because first off its just plain nasty and second we have new recruits and we dont want them to be perverts.
~pay it forward~
~rey rey 21~
Linkin edit: The poll is over, I don’t care if you guys voted for him to stay or not. Hohjio, you lied BIG TIME. You said you would change… you haven’t changed a damn bit. So on Febuary 7th, 2009 (Which is today) Hohjio9 is FIRED, and guess what Hohjio, you get a bonus prize with that too š® Tell him what it is Joe!
Joe: Hohjio, you have just won a guesting and permanet ban on Nacho’s chat! But thats not all you have won a IP Ban from this site too!
Linkin: Good job, Hohjio. You screwed up real bad this time.
Reading other armies sites (leisure purposes), and I come across SSACP’s second newest post. It had “Aka” in it, so I said to myself “OH EM GEE A POWST ABUOT MEEEEEEE” and decided to look about it.
Considering it was from Mazachster, I knew it was going to be a completley untrue statement about me/The Nachos, but I decided to read it anyway. Apparently, Maz got made at me for pointing out that his army had performed a CANBA. My definition of CANBA:
“From what I see on the pcitures of the SSACP site, UMA busted their asses to defend their server, which they did. But what SSACP did is now known as the āCheap-Ass No Balls Attackā, or CANBA, which is have 1 guy at the battle the whole time fighting, and since that person has no life, just sit there until the enemies (UMA in this case) proved their point that they pwned the other team and leave, and then the small army gets the impression that the large army retreated (which they didnāt), and say they won the battle, hence the name āCheap Ass No Balls Attackā.
UMA never āditchedā, they just left after seeing there was only 1 pathetic soldier fighting them. One person doesnāt make a war.”
So I thought that was the end of that. But knowing Mazachster (who is an Oagal suck-up), he had to make a big arguement over something like this. This is what he said in reply to my message: (I’ll say things below his messages.)
“Basically Aka makes a reference about us having only 1 guy fighting. Does this picture look like we only have 1 guy?
We have 8 soldiers in this picture. Uh Aka, Iām pretty sure 8 is a little more than 1. Did you know that?
Aka-First of all, you need a uniform if you want to call yourself an army, SSACP. I retract my earlier statement, for now I see 1 additional person, Cooltiger. If you know me so well, Maz, then you should know I’m not going to go through your ranks to search for who is the enemy in the battle. I tend to judge by uniform, which you do not have.
Theyāre all yelling āUMA COVE!ā And similar phrases. If running away from battle like this is not retreating, then what is it? Obviously when they run away from us like this, they are retreating.
Aka-*Buzzer noise* WRONG
You obviously do not know anything since your time away from ACP. UMA went to the cove because they no longer recognised your presence in the area. They aren’t going to fire on 2 people, you and Cooltiger, because you are an insignifigant force vs UMA. Aka 2, Maz, 0.
And again, there was more than one person there Aka. You have to actually look at the pictures. I know youāre pretty lazy, but you can at least try next time.“
Aka-And I did look at the pictures. See? I was right all along. š
So that ends yet another arguement. But then again, Maz has the balls to call me stupid names, like that I have no leadership over this army or whatever. No offense to Linkin (maybe it’s even a good thing), but he has the least leadership over the army. Maybe Maz should have shot himself and spared us of his existence. And then Maz also has the balls to not invite me to a meeting on ArmyCentral. Eh, he didn’t invite me because he didn’t want to listen to the truth. Oh well, less stuff I have to deal with. I got to be at my Dad’s on Saturday anyway.
Aka Edit-Just wanted to let you all know that Hohjiho8 has been demoted. Yes Hohjiho, your dedicated and all, but the only thing your dedicated to doing is asking Person, Terr, and I that youĀ desperatly need a promotion. I’m going to end every arguement that you’ve put forth to me (even after you got promoted to Major, you asked me to promote you to Major General) right now:
“Well, I’m only going to be with the Nachos for oh so long…”
Good. Less time I have to listen to you whine about wanting a promotion.
“But I haven’t gotten a promotion in forever…..”
Dude. You got promoted to Major back in January. Don’t talk to me like I’m 4.
“I want to be remembered for something in the Nachos…”
I guess you’ll have to settle as being remembered as the whiny kid who always begged his superiors for promotions when he didn’t deserve them.
“I’m really dedicated….”
Right. Like I said earlier.
Let this be a lesson to you Hohjiho, and never ask the demotion man for a promotion.
Major Hohjiho is nowĀ Colonel Hohjiho.
Important Edit:Its Person, SOMEBODY is messing with our poll! At 9:10 PM, the poll had 276 votes, and at 9:13, it then had 367 votes š And the option “Help UMA” was in the lead, then “Stay Neutral” was in the lead. The order has also been switching around so “Stay Neutral” option would be in favor instead of the “Help UMA” option. I’m not sure what is happening, but it’s gotta stop! Hola, Person here!
If you check any other site besides the Nacho site, you probably know about the SSACP and UMA conflict. I’m not going to go into detail, but its over Mittens, which UMA claimed as their own when SSACP was inactive. Before we make a decision on to stay neutral or get involved, I would like the Nachos opinion I asked Explosion if Nachos could help and he said yes, so we will either help or stay neutral. Here is a poll on what the Nachos wanna do so I can get an idea of if you want another war:
I didn’t put Help SSACP because why the hell would we do that? UMA are good allies to us and “the day the Nachos betray the UMA is the day Oagalthorp kills Chuck Norris!”
***Person1233***
Aka Edit: Listen, Person. I know your upset with the poll and the World War and everything; I am too. But I can’t just allow you to deny what everyone else in the Nachos want. So here is my compromise:
1. Nachos will not make posts on the war or whatever.
2. If your hell-bent on fighting some SSACP, wear the UMA uniform, but add a sombreo. The sombreo is just to let veryone know that you are a Nacho and that you will support UMA.
3. Non-members will have to find some way to adapt, sorry.
Again Person, I know your upset, but we can’t just blow the poll away. This is what Nachos want, so let’s see how they assist others in wars not directly related to us.
=Aka=
Nyg edit: Haha, some of my Democracy Ideology is rubbing of on you guys. It is very good to have a poll to see what the Nachos think.Only if it is an extreme dire situation the senate would have to be called to make the decision regadless. Nachos, I just wanna let you guys know is that is this YOUR army…so we won’t do things you don’t wanna do.Your leaders are doing a great job to make it that way.
Person’s Edit: I removed my edit, letting the Nachos decide what they want to do is the best way to see if we are going to go to war. Let the results of the poll lead us to a decision! Unless we settle with Aka’s compromise, maybe it IS best not to officially enter this war.
Terr edit: I will not retire or take a long leave due to the fact my ps3 Paul died a week ago. RIP 2007-2009 Im high on life right now. I agree with akabob on going to war because SSACP are lying cheating penguins. it is obvious that uma won
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