Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Nacho Leader AkaBob22 here.

If your reading this and have joined the great and glorious Nacho Empire, welcome! This post is meant to explain a lot of things that you may not understand at first (like inside jokes, rivalries, etc.), and to tell you a little bit about our history. I hope you find this post amusing and enjoying, and be glad you joined such a great army.

1. History

2. Your Leaders

3. Rivalry(s)

4. Inside Jokes

5. Closing Statement

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1. History

Though even WE do not who truly started the Nachos, we DO know some of the first leaders. The first widely recognized leader was Tom Wolf. He made the first Nacho website (insert link here), and helped form the basis of one of the best armies in CP: Fun. I mean, you can’t have fun in an uptight army *cough* ACP *cough* 🙂

After Tom Wolf retired (served 1 year), Zippy500 took over as Nacho Leader. Zippy made his OWN site (zippy500nachos.wordpress.com), which contains some of the most important Nacho History to date, including our involvement in World Wars II & III. During this time, it should also be mentioned that Shadow 2446 lead the Nachos through their Golden age, getting us at least 200 recruits in a short span of time.

Soon, however, Shadow retired, due to problems with moving and whatnot. Zippy, realizing he needed a new Co-Leader, decided to make a speech writing contest. Whoever made the best speech would get Co-Leader. The people running for 2nd in Command were Maxwell, Kg, Shivertoe, Rey Rey, and myself. After maybe 2 weeks of waiting, I ended up winning the contest, which is how I am where I am today.

Fast-Forwarding to a bit later in my career, I increasingly started getting ticked off at ACP (you can read why in the Current Leader History page). Finally, after many arguments with Oagalthorp (Former ACP Leader), I declared war on ACP, which sparked the ACP-Nacho conflict, one of the most famous wars in the Nacho Empire. Eventually, the war ended, and which earned us our intense rivalry with ACP that manages to this day (more information on that later).

(I’ll let the others add on from here)

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2. Your Leaders

Your first (and longest lasting leader) is myself. Things I expect from you is:

-Dedication and Loyalty

-A Good Sense of Humor

-Demonstration of Good Leadership Skills

-Some Cockyness

-A Nice Interest in Music (and not complaining about the playlist)

-Good Behavior on MY Chat (Yes, I made it)

-Overall Like of Fun

If you do these things and show up to meetings/wars/recruitments, then you will have smooth sailing through Bob’s waters.

Your second and almost as long lasting leader is Linkin55. What he expects from you:

-Being Active

-Being Loyal

-Have a sense of humor

-Recognize and Respect me as one of  your Leader’s

-Have respect for EVERYONE in this army

-During a War listen to the higest rank on the chat

– Have fun ( Come on a little fun won’t hurt, right? xD)

Your third and one of the newest leaders is Person 1233. He is one of the more active leaders (like myself), and this is what he expects from you:

– Be on chat for at least 15 minutes a day

– Never be afraid to report something

– Patrol the 3 servers, and encourage other troops to patrol servers. Patrolling doesn’t have to be boring, it can be really fun

– Never give up hope

– Don’t whine and complain about medals, they aren’t that important anyway

– Don’t become an emo loser who stays on chat moaning about how their life sucks.. *glares at 3 individuals*

– Don’t argue with fellow troops

– Don’t swear excessively on chat (Some swearing is allowed, but very vulgar terms are not acceptable)

– Have a sense of humor

– Follow orders

The newest leader which (once I retire in 3 months) will be taking over for me is Ltshaqcena10. What he expects from you is:

-Be Respectful

-Be Awesome

-Contain a nice attitude

-Listen

-Make me laugh… I love to laugh *stares deeply*

-Be Loyal

-And Have Fun! (We all love you xD)

Do all of these things and you will receive respect from each of us and you will rise through the ranks quickly.

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3. Rivalry(s)

We realize that this thing with ACP will never end, so you need to get this right now: ACP are allies. If you happen to notice an ACP soldier firing at you, you should report it to one of the Co-Leaders/Leaders, tell us their name(s), and we shall deal with the problem. We may be rivals, but that doesn’t mean we are enemies as well.

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4. Inside Jokes

-Cat Tank and Nanner-Pus are our official mascots. You will often seen Cat Tank in pictures, but Nanner-Pus tends to keep to himself and his pancakes.

Nanner-Pus:

-Horny Hour (not for the kiddies) is when all of the perverts on the Nacho chat tend to get on at the same time, and ruin my chat. >.<

-“EPIC FAILS” are when you say something real stupid which makes everyone in the chat feel stupider. I might be making a page soon on what were the biggest epic fails. (Rape Soda, for one)

Other Leaders should list more, especially Person, since he can remember everything with ease. 😦

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5. Closing Statement

Friends, you are about to enter another world of fun and companionship. I have been here for almost 3 years now, so I should know. The website and chat staff are here to give you a good time, so as long as you aren’t an asshole, you will be extremely liked by everyone there. So I hope you guys/girls will love this army, be active, and have fun. Because what army isn’t like that? Yes, I think you know the answer by now.

=Aka=

Terr-the creator of the nachos is vitalviper100-

Person: HELL YES:

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