. . . and the plot thickens . . .
The Nacho Armed Forces are here today to establish what is the best for all the armies of Club Penguin. Whether the best for all armies of Club Penguin is achieved by discussion, or war, we provide either/or to ensure safety for the armies who wish good for all of Club Penguin armies. Obviously, the ACP [Army of Club Penguin] is the largest, most wide spread, and arguably the most hated army on the face of Club Penguin, all for numerous reasons. Their leadership by Boomer20 is strong, but lacks basic principles. The first, is going to war. Seeking peace is the first to do in REAL LIFE. Immediately seeking peace in virtual armies creates a bore for everyone. Peace = Boring. War = Fun. Learn that philosophy Boomer, ACP is tired of no war, and the Nachos declaring war will finally bring some fun to your army.
The ACP leadership is composed of two “unique” people who have overstayed their welcome in the ACP. Abercrombe29 and Shaboomboom. I can’t remember a time being on ACP chat without seeing Shab being cocky about something, or Aber getting *censored* about another thing. Shaboomboom and Abercrombe cause the conflicts you see on ACP chat. Fort57 may cause some, but Abercrombe and Shab are the main factors that cause your conflicts. YES, we are getting involved with ACP business. You know why? Because the Co-leaders of ACP affect every other army. Chats are used as a fast communication, small army leader asks Aber to be an ally, gives the link. Small army leader then guested and banned for advertising and being annoying by Aber. Mhmm, you just got yourself an enemy. Shab and Aber threaten the ACP’s overall well-being. ACP’s overall well-being believe it or not, affects every army, and can create chaos.
The reason this war was flamed so fast like this was because Aber had guested me for no reason whatsoever on ACP chat. I decided to PM her to speak my mind, after her guesting me, calling her a “Filthy *censored* .” I found myself banned forever. Sooo, I made a post saying all Nachos to Breeze, Snow Forts to protest 😛 I was unbanned and membered, given some crap about me being inappropriate on main chat, then guested and banned forever. This un-fair treatment was because ACP does not respect my authority over the Nacho Army. Those slimes see the Nachos as pitiful? I will show them what we are made of, and together we can accomplish the firing of Shaboomboom and Abercrombe29 from their positions, with a long war. The army that survives through the fire and the flames will be victorious. Meaning if you are not loyal to the Nachos, it’s time to start being loyal to us. Because we will win this war. This war campaign is now sponsored by Peptol Bismolⓒ . Woo! ACP will need Peptol Bismolⓒ, because they’re going to be seeing A LOT of Nachos 😛
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Nacho Strategy
1. Boycott ACP Chat: Don’t go on ACP chat at all! Don’t contribute to their numbers in anyway whatsoever. You’re obviously going to be guested and banned on ACP chat, so don’t bother staying on.
2. Ignore the ACP: Whenever you see a post dissing the Nachos in anyway, turn the other cheek. I don’t want Nachos putting something disrespectful that will put the whole army to blame for that one comment. Think about what you are going to say before you say it. Ignore whatever the ACP says, because 90% of what they say is garbage
3. STOP CURSING: Yes, Nacho chat can be filled with curses and pervertedness. This needs to stop to get the faith of more allies on our side. Crude behavior on chat may make some of our closest allies feel we deserve being crushed. Pervertedness needs to go to the “Horny Hour” chat
4. Own: Yes, OWN. That is the main part of our strategy. Getting on Club Penguin and invading the ACP’s servers 24/7. In order to win a war with the largest army in Club Penguin, endurance must be achieved. This means you may have to spend 4 hours of your life sitting in front of a computer screen. In that case, if you know a battle is coming up, don’t come on at all that day until battle time. That way, you can stay on a bit longer. Also, only listen to the leaders, owner ranks, and mod ranks on chat. That is the main way we can own. 40 Nachos > 90 ACP. 60 Nachos = 150 ACP.
5. Stay strong: This war may very well last 3-4 months. Staying strong is key. If we do not stay strong and begin to fall apart, the war will be futile, and our army will be crushed. As long as you stay strong, the Nacho Empire will hold and our goals will be accomplished, bringing peace and safety once again. This war will bring a new era into the Nacho Armed Forces.
6. The Capital: Taking the capital is not the first on our list. We take their capital early in the war, they’ll take White House early in the war. It is futile, aim for the smaller servers
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The First Strike
The Invasion of Snow Fort
The first strike against the DRACP will be on Snow Fort. If we lose the invasion, oh well. Because the invasion will still have the opportunity of convincing the citizens of Snow Fort that ACP is a wicked army. Instead of “NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS” spam charges, our charges will be sayings about ACP’s corruption. Oh, it WILL BE FUN! Make sure you mark your calendars 😉
Date: May 2nd (SATURDAY)
Time: One hour long battle
11:00 AM Penguin Standard Time
12:00 PM Mountain Standard Time
1:00 PM Central Standard Time
2:00 PM Eastern Standard Time
7:00 PM United Kingdom Time
(Please be intelligent enough to figure the rest out for your own)
Location: Snow Fort(All Over) [NACHOS MEET AT SNOW FORTS]
Reward: 4 Medals (I’m updating medals tomorrow night for all events)
Goal: To convince the citizens of Snow Fort that the ACP is a wicked army. The winner does not matter 😛
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The decision of war was made by the 98% of the Nacho population agreeing to it, and 4/4 Nacho leaders agreeing to it. Allies are appreciated, and will be generously given ACP servers, with the Nacho protection coming with it. Before taking the ACP’s side, just remember, Shab is so far in the closet that he’s having adventures in Narnia. Yes, I said it.
***Person1233***
Edit: Thank you *********(You know who you are) for your work in spying on the ACP 😀 I appreciate you siding with the Nachos over the ACP!
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