Michael Jackson had a heart attack D= The king of pop, will he live or die? 😮

Michael Jackson is reported dead at 6:22 PM EST. Michael Jackson jokes are no longer allowed on Nacho chat .

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Aka-To ACP: Hoe are you guys so sure it was Flappy who hacked your site? Do you happen to have any proof?

Today’s strategy will be two different charges all across Club Penguin. More info will be given on chat, though.

Info:

Date: June 25th (TODAY)

Times:

10 AM Alaskan time

11 AM Pacific/Penguin Standard Time

12 PM Mountain Standard Time

1 PM Central Standard Time

2 PM Eastern Standard Time

7 PM UK

Location: Fjord, Beach (At first) AND Nacho Chat

Reward: 2 Medals (Medals from yesterday will be added  to today’s medals)

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IMAF – Golds CONFLICT!

If you haven’t noticed, the Golds are going to war with the IMAF for alleged hacking. They are blaming the entire IMAf, and calling them all hackers for something a high rank, Enrique102 did.  I thank Golds for trying to keep Club Penguin safe from hackers, but I’m not so sure you gave the IMAF enough chance. If a high rank in your army was a raging hacker, and he’s already hacked things like chats, would you fire him? Would you take the risk of getting a hacker mad, and possibly destroy what you’ve worked for? For small armies, leaders savor every bit of work they’ve done for their army, and I’m pretty sure that’s how Slimball feels. He does not want his army to be wiped from the face of the Earth because of a sickminded hacker. A suggestion is to ask the IMAF to fire Enrique for threatening and hacking the Golds, and if they don’t fire him, go to war.

In defense of the Nachos defending Ice Palace, we did not know that Golds scheduled an invasion and said allies only. IMAF didn’t ask for our help directly, our soldiers saw them in need and reported on Nacho chat that an ally was having their capital invaded. So, we helped them. But Golds, ACP was there helping you as well. You can’t possibly say that you won because IMAf used Nachos, because Golds used ACP. And giving Ice Palace to IW? That seems like a kind gesture, but we all know it isn’t. You don’t want to deal with IMAF when they try and get their capital back! Now you’re forcing the IMAF, a small army just getting recognized, to go to war with the powerful Ice Warriors? That sounds like the pu***’s way out -.-

We will not be getting involved with this conflict, because we’ll be accused of “wanting all the attention,” when that isn’t true. We just want to get involved in a war without people complaining because we’re SOOO BIG 🙄  It isn’t our conflict, so we aren’t in it…

***Person1233***

200th comment gets 2 medals

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Person: Golds are getting their panties all up in a twist because the Nachos helped IMAF when their capital was being invaded. I didn’t see what was wrong with helping an ally, then they told me it was “against the rules.” Whatever, I don’t want in this war, we were just helping out an ally. Screw off, we thought we were doing something good 🙄

Aka edit: Scout loves his pancakes

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                                BE SURE TO READ THE POST BELOW!!!!!

Ok everyone…. you won’t belive this, but today I saw something in CP that I haven’t for around 2 years…… A COLOR WAR!!  It was amaizing to see penguins banning together to make a color war. Here is the picture I took:

(You can see me on the team I started, the blue team)

If it is not remarkable enough to see penguin banning together to form a color war then this should amaze you: At first the black team was WAY too big(Black is the most popular color so…) So the other color teams decided to come together to stop the black team. The amaizing thing is… they were not ordered too…. and the idea was not chanted by a clone. The idea was given by a pink team member. She screamed “EVERYONE TEAM UP AND ATTACK BLACK!” Soon the blacks started to decrease in number, soon they were small(as you can see in the pic).

Another amaizing thing is how this was started( I was lucky enough to witness it all) It started out that, not one, not two, not three, but a huge group of penguins started to shout “WE ARE STARTING A COLOR WAR AT ICERBERG” They were older penguins too…. they probably knew about the color wars at first hand. Soon penguins gathered at the ole berg. From there a color war started something that has not happend in 2 years……

I don’t know how this happend…. I for one think it is AMAIZING though that out of NOWERE a few penguins decide to start a color war…. What do you think this is, a random event?, a change in culture for CP players, or maybe even the refreshing of CP warfare? Share your opinion.

~Zzztops Nacho Co-Leader~

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The winner of the poll on weekdays was 12 PM PST with 15%

The winner of the poll on weekends was 12 PM PST with 19%

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Meaning, a majority of the strategies will be taught at 12 PM PST, 3 PM EST. Today(6/24) will be the start of the strategies, sooo:

Be on Nacho Chat, and in White House, Dock at these times:

11 AM Alaskan Time

12 PM Penguin/Pacific Standard Time

1 PM Mountain Stanard Time

2 PM Central Standard Time

3 PM Eastern Standard Time

8 PM UK

Reward: 2 Medals

Strategy: Will be shown on Nacho chat.

So basically, you just come onto Nacho chat, and I will post a picture of the strategy on Main Chat,  and also explain how I want it executed. All you have to do is cooperate and do what I’m explaining and it will be over within 10 minutes and you can receive your medals. Hope to see you there 😉

***Person1233***

Comment if you can make it, 150th commenter gets 2 medals, no “BLAAAAAAAAH” messages XD

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Aka Edit-To ACP Adminstrators: Can you please take me off the blacklist? I have been on the blacklist since Oagal’s time, and I’ve forgotten to ask for awhile now.

Aka here, Leader of the SARA Council.

The meeting went very well, and at least 10 different small armies showed up, which was great.

As you can see from the post below this, SARA decided to hold tourneys for 2 small armies vs another 2 small armies in an attempt to make a “largest” small army list. We had a couple votes against it, but the majority sided with it, so it was passed. The first Tournament will be soon, but I would like Bobcatboy to host the tournaments for me, since he did such a good job with the Christmas one.

The second topic may disturb some of the Army Council readers here, so don’t leave mile long comments on how we are so evil.

Frankly, most of the small armies were not in the Army Council, and many of them that were were irritated at how they felt they did not have a voice in the council. So, we, The SARA Council, will be invading Mammoth (not to claim it, but just to recruit) tommorow and next Saturday, regardless of whether the Army Council approves or not.

Times for both invasions will be between 6:00pm and 7:00pm EST. I would like all members of the Nacho Gentlemen to attend these invasions if you can. This is just to bolster the recruits the smaller armies will get. DO NOT SHOW UP IN NACHO UNIFORM GENTLEMEN. We are recruiting for the smaller armies, not for Nachos.

SARA Council members, comment on this post which room you will be invading. It will be a first come, first server basis, so comment quickly.

If the Army Council does not like this idea, then you can talk to me, or go to war. I don’t care which, because if you declare war, then the Nachos of Club Penguin will be there to protect there small armies.

-Aka

SARA site: http://smallarmyrevivalact.wordpress.com/

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Aka here.

Many of you heard from ACP/Boomer how Nachos dropped out of the council because of lack of wars and whatnot. Well, even though I wasn’t there, I felt that the smaller armies never really had a voice in the Army Council because they never had enough troops to compete with everyone else. Well, now is the time I feel we need to at least start TRYING to bring back the Golden Age, starting with more diversity in Armies everywhere. Too long have smaller, 5 to 10 man armies been pushed aside and forgotten about, and been wiped out by the larger armies. This is why I had called you all together today so we can possibly start forming the Small Army Revival Act, or SARA. We will start with making tourneys of 2 small armies vs another 2 small armies every other week, and hold training sessions for people in the smaller armies who are inexperianced in war. This will then help them proceed to become more loyal, dedicated soldiers who will stay with that army at least a few weeks. That army will then grow to medium size, and then maybe become a major army in the end. Hey, it’s worth a try.

-Aka

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Yo Nachos, Person1233 (Z Person Man/Billabub) here.

I’m going to start something where each day for the summer, I’m going to teach a new strategy for 5-20 minutes. However long it takes. I’ll try to make a strategy a day, and teach it to you, then you regurgitate the material in the middle of a battle. We will be using many unsual rooms, just in an effort to give you something fun to do. During the “Strategy A Day” thing, take note of how I lead. It can give you information on what is needed to be able to lead an army. Before I get started with the strategy a day thing, lemme put up a poll. STARTS ON WEDNESDAY.

Once I start it, you’ll understand 100% all about this. You won’t be FORCED to come to them, but if you want a great chance of being promoted, come to at least 70% of them. I’ll guarantee they’ll be fun, and it will really help train new recruits.

***Person1233***

Edit : 250th commenter gets 4 medals. Also, I have recently received $80.37 from Conduit from the Nacho toolbar! Thanks for the downloads, and keep em coming! So far my balance for this month is $27, and I need 45 installations to cash out at $50! and at this rate I will have earned $200 by August, and I’ll do improvements to the Nacho site!

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Edit-To Everybody:
The Army Council is planning to take over Mammoth again. I want a meeting to discuss this and see your opinions. I want EVERY army Leader (and Nachos Leaders/Co-Leaders) that isn’t in that Army Council thing to have a meeting with us tommorow. This includes one man armies. Like I said, EVERY small army Leader.

Where: xat.com/themedicmen

When: Tommorow

6:00pm EST

*Person can convert the rest*

Aka here.

I do realize this is a second post on this matter concerning Tancho again, but whatever. I feel this whole thing needs a touch from Aka. 🙂

Tancho, you do realize you’ve probably become one of the most (in)famous Nachos ever. You bribed people, you hacked people, and you almost got my penguin banned forever until I changed my password. You deleted all the buddies on it too, some of which were old army legends from all over CP that I will probably forget about now that they are off my buddy list. You made threats to hack this site that I’ve easily put over 100+ hours into. You’ve done all this kind of shit to everyone (insulting Linkin’s grandparent’s, constantly spammed on this site, complained when you didn’t get a promotion, got 10 people bannede, etc.) And after all this, I really don’t know if I have it in me to bring you back. You created all this commotion all around you, like some kind of whirlpool right next to a coral reef, and this isn’t what the Nachos need. Your just too…. unpredictable. We bring you in (again), you complain over how you didn’t get promoted (even though you got promoted the promotion day before-hand), you got fired because everyone was tired of how you complained so much, you insult Linkin, and then you threaten to hack everybody. Seriously now. Who can tell when it will happen again? We have told you so many different times why you were fired, and then you still didn’t understand. We tried forgiving you before, only to have this whole mess happen. You claim said to me I was mean, well, here is why.

(Obligatory what’s happend to me part coming up ahead)

Though Shaq has obviously had alot of things happen to him too, I have also had a rough life so far. Around age 9-10 I was diagnosed with this thingyamajigger called “Asperger’s Syndrome”, a lesser form of something called Autism. No, I’m not like those Autistic kids that (from most people’s perspectives) who are perceived as retarded. Asperger’s makes it hard for people like me to tell other people’s emotions at times, which is why I tend not to really on friends too much. I am often perceived as “Annoying, weird, a freak” and so on and so forth. The only TRUE friend I have in real life is a kid named Lake. Anyway, I can be perceived as mean to people when I’m just out for simple fun *cough* Tundra *cough*. But whatever.

Tancho, apparently you’ve had some terrible happening in your life too and whatnot, so I’m sorry for whatever happend. But if your angry so much or whatever at us, don’t take it out on the members of this army. If anyone deserves a angry kid lashing at him, it’s me. I helped (along with the other leaders) fire you.

But anyway, I still don’t know if I can rehire you. Your just too (no offense) problematic. Sorry.

-Aka

Aka Edit-To Army Council:

Quote from Soldier:

“If GOD had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!”

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Aka Edit: One of the most heartfelt posts ever Shaq, but I don’t really know about letting Tancho back in again. Like he keeps meantioning about Puckley, he needs to “Forget” about the Nachos, and “Forgive” the Leaders from firing him (which I think he has already). So Tancho, I please just ask you this. All the way from Ohio. Just forget about us.

Anyway, the Army Council is planning to take over Mammoth again. I want a meeting to discuss this and see your opinions. I want EVERY army Leader (and Nachos Leaders/Co-Leaders) that isn’t in that Army Council thing to have a meeting with us tommorow. This includes one man armies. Like I said, EVERY small army Leader.

Where: xat.com/themedicmen

When: 6:00pm EST

*Person can convert the rest*

Wow Tancho… really? You plan to ban every nacho just because 3 people fired you?  That’s very, very pathetic of you. You claim to be a “Beast” and “Unstoppable.” A real beast or an unstoppable person would not act this low and ban innocent members just because a few leaders fired you a few times because you were annoying, pathetic, and acting like a douchebag.

From seeing your actions right now, I regret even letting you back in. What did you do for us? recruit? that’s fine but less than a few times of showing up to battles is not enough. When you first joined, I was wondering what type of n00b you were, then you came out to be an awesome person to talk to. Now — you are just an a-hole.

You banned aka because he was mean to you… You wonder why he was “mean?” I’ll let that sit in you for a while… [5 Minutes] Done? Okay… he was acting in a rash attitude to you because you were a complete jackass. Come on, why were you fired? Because they loved you too much? No… because you had a bad attitude to everybody. Especially Linkin. Let’s not forget Linkin. 7 or so months ago, you went on LVAS chat and you showed the lowest, most utterly way of form of disrespect.  Let’s rethink your saying during that time. . . You disrespected Linkin and his grandparents just because of some argument. Really man, you’re better than this.

What happened to that Tancho that hoped to play basketball for the NBA? I don’t see it from your attitude. The NBA has Zero Tolerance, meaning they will not put up with your BS. Like for example, this army and the other armies are like the NBA; we have Zero Tolerance; You screw with us, you’ll pay the consequences. Those consequences were you being fired, people looking at you as the most hated, most disrespectful Nacho ever created.

You are doing everything completely wrong. You plan to make the nachos fall… what the hell? Aka, person, and linkin fired you, not 1,700+ troops. Doing that is like repeating 9/11. For example, Terrorists (You) killed thousands (the 1,700+ troops) just because the United States Government (Aka, Person, and Linkin) did something to your own beliefs.

You wanted to be let in so badly that you would grovel to me in messages on Myspace to let you back in back when I was a leader but now, you just want to hate this army that you grew up with in your club penguin life. Now remember this, you are too old to be in this crap right now. Stop acting like a baby and move on. Club Penguin shouldn’t even matter with you. You ever said you were done… I can see that you are not.

All I want is for you to not go to jail. what you are doing is recognized as “Hacking.” Hacking is a serious crime in the USA and it is punishable by. . .

• Approximately Fifteen-Thirty Years  of Jail Time
• Up To A $100,000 Fine
• And Loss Of Electronic privileges/computers and/or Phones that are connected to the internet

Now Tancho, I understand you are going through a hard time and so am I…. I told you about my past problems but you don’t see me throwing fits and wanting to ban  people. Come on man… grow up. I’ll open myself up for the public so they know… I used to be a drug addict (addiction to prescription pills like sleeping pills), I have seen 3 people killed in front of me (Long Beach, long time ago) and three of my closest relatives are dead, and I live in practically… the Ghetto side of San Diego. Now Tancho, you have problems with family and stress and stuff like that, don’t think I have ever been without it. Hell, I was almost arrested a few weeks ago for supposedly ‘plagerizing’ an assignment I did in my own words. I know I can’t change you since you are too hard-headed to think about anything… but remember what I said and let it sink into you and realize what you are doing. You can’t be let in the Nachos but you can accept the Nachos as one of your friends. I cannot change you for who you are but only you can.

~Life’s A Bitch — Then You Marry One, Ltshaqcena10~

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