Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Pros of invading Tundra

• New server
• Expansion of teh Nacho Empire
• Better recruitment space since Tundra is so popular.(Uhh, Tundra is a noob filled server that barely anyone goes on)
• More Troops, which means larger Nacho Army
• More Troops=More Friends
• We get to do something no other CP Army gets to do, which is have fun.

Cons of invading Tundra

• Lose allies like RFW, IW, UMA, WW, RPF, BB, and lose a neutral ally ACP
• Become hated in the army community and have many rebellions against us, therefore destroying everything we’ve ever worked for in  this army
  
• Bonds with allies like WW and RPF can never be repaired after invading a server they’ve had a long history with

Comment if you think we should invade Tundra or not.

Aka- This was the most biased post ever.  I didn’t even want to take the god damn server! All I wanted to do was invade it just to invade it.

RE-Comment what you think.

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Just read the title and you know it’s true.

Person: I didn’t realize you were going to make Tundra neutral, Aka. Taking an ally’s server to make it neutral isn’t right AT ALL! WTF!?

Aka: M’kay, I won’t make it neutral. I’ll do whatever you had in mind, Person. We will just invade to invade now. k?

Person: ACP, RFW, IW, UMA, WW, RPF, BB, and other armies are going to declare war on us for us getting involved in RFW’s invasion of Tundra. That’s losing some valuable allies -.- I don’t think so..

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Aka Edit To Boomer #2: We are still called the Nacho Empire. We have 5 servers, and it was over 30, thank you very much.

Anyway, if you would stop trying to spread propaganda by leaving out only part of the messages, maybe people would actually get their facts straight. Plus, if those smaller armies would grow some balls and start fighting for themselves instead of calling on people to help them, then yeah, maybe they could get some respect from me. They have to learn tactics one day or the other, so let them team up and learn to make tactics. Everyone should remember Vietnam, Boomer.

Also, it’s just one server. idk why you guys make such a big deal over it. Go find another one, lol.

Aka Edit-To Boomer: You and your army are the only people you can trust in these wars anymore. Everyone can turn on you, and the only people left to support you will be your army. So yeah, I really don’t tend to care about other armies too much. Sue me.

Aka here.

I do realize this will be a small post, but whatever. Apparently Boomer is only fond of reading posts and not edits too much.

Boomer, you and your other army leaders need to shut up. I mean, number one, your retired. You may run the site or whatever, but do you remember what happend when we had somebody from/retired from an army in The Alliance? It fell. So again, your repeating history, Oagal Jr.

Anyway, I didn’t agree with staying out of smaller army things. I agreed to stay out of alliance situations with smaller armies and whatever. So I am. If Nachos see any army on Tundra other than Nachos, we will fight them. We have a seperate goal all together from those armies invading it. And if they somehow can’t team up to defend themselves, then of course they are going to be screwed. We split up all of our divisions for this battle, so the smaller armies at least had a chance. So don’t say we aren’t being fair to the smaller armies AT ALL. I still have some of that support for the little guy left in me. But we are still invading it (yes, because it is fun), and (reading Person’s comment on my last post), he regretted saying no to it before, so we ARE going through with it this time. And personally, I don’t know how you guys are going to “preserve history” on a server. It’s just going to be made neutral. You can’t keep every server the same all your life “to preserve the history”. So I really don’t give a crap if ACP steps in. It just shows how much ACP used to be based around fun, and are now being hypocrites by involving themselves in smaller armies problems.

Boomer, I have more experience in this stuff than you EVER will. And some army like ACP is not going to tell the Nachos what they can and can’t do again. You guys have been against Nachos since our birth, and I’m not going to let some random retired leader wander up, become the next Oagalthorp, and tell me what my army can and can’t do. And if you don’t like it:

-AkaBob22, A Nacho Leader, not ACP’s Slave

TUNDRA INVASION:

Saturday, June 20th

5:00pm EST

All over Tundra.

P.s: If your in one of the pics I take, you will be getting medals. 3 to be exact.

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Linkin Edit: The meeting for tonight is cancelled, I can’t make it. I’m also not gonna re-schedule the meeting only because Jayson im guessing is either on Probation or is temporarily demoted.

P.S. Want to possibly go up a rank? Make your case on the post below. I think everyone should stay tuned for promotion day soon, comment on me if I’m wrong.

I’ve noticed a few smaller armies *cough* BB and RPF *cough* are trying to get a smaller army alliance together to take out the Nachos and ACP (Mainly the Nachos though). The majority of this is because of our harsh critisizm of them. Well, I hate to break it to you, but you guys have had plenty of chances to get bigger and you’ve screwed up. For example, BB was going to host a nations tournament about two weeks ago. It wasn’t a bad idea, it just died b/c nothing got started. No offense Cody. But I think that the idea would have been good if every “nation” that joined up helped recruit for BB at least an hour before or after at least 1 battle. Why have a bunch of people participating in a tournament you made and not benefit from it by getting some recruits? RPF, yes you are rebuilding, it’s just that other armies don’t see signs of it. The reason I think Commando got a lot of people to rejoin RPF when he rejoined is because that everybody made a big deal out of it. Just try to get some support from other major army leaders. I distinctly remember an RPF banner being put on this site. Get that banner again and put it on some CP cheat sites, ask around, I’m sure one person will oblige. I mean it’s just about getting the right attitude.

I think both of you should stop your anti-Nacho/ACP alliance now before more soldiers get involved. You guys seem to have similar opinions on things too. You can merge if you wanted too.

I also think we should help BB in their battle against ST for Tundra, since we did take BB’s capital. I mean, taking Bobsled was for some good sport and another server for our growing size, AND I know that you’re very fond of it Aka, lol. So think about it Nacho leaders.

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Aka Edit: Since many other armies are now invading Tundra, I think it’s safe to say we will too.

Replace Bunny Hill with Tundra.

Many deserve a promotion, but what would make my job easier? You commenting giving your reasons of why you should get a promotion. Because I’m doing this, there are going to be around 50 less promotions.

Comment the following if you think you deserve a promotion

1. Your Club Penguin Name (I don’t need your rank, I’ll know it)

2. Explain why you feel you deserve a promotion. (You need to work for promotions, and this is one of the things)

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Comment and you’re almost guaranteed a promotion! Deadline is tomorrow at 8 PM EST. Promos will be out by 10 PM EST. I’m expecting some of you higher ranks to be modest enough to know that you won’t be getting a promo even if you leave a comment.

***Person1233***

PS: WOW! A picture from January 9th, 2008 taken by me! Boomer and I are both in it o_o

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Aka here.

To all of the other army leaders out there, I think you don’t realize who I am. You probably have some rough idea of who I am, but it’s probably not the right picture. You see, I’m different than Person, Saint, Spacey, Kyle, etc. You see, CP Armies (in my view) are near total destruction. I lead one of the largest armies in Club Penguin, as does Saint with ACP. How come we are treated differently is because everyone is afraid of our massive amount of troops and our great strategists behind the scenes. Why armies smaller than us never take chances anymore is kinda funny, even though it shouldn’t be. You guys do remember that Nachos were one of the smallest armies in CP before too, y’know as you can plainly see in the War Pics section of this site.

Does everyone remember WWII? UMA vs ACP? Do you see how history has repeated itself, with different players? ACP is (obviously) still ACP, and Nachos are the new UMA. Now, think of all of the other armies in the culture known as CP Armies. Is this really the next “Golden Age” for them? Take RPF for example. No offense to RPF, but you guys are really just dying. Is this a Golden Age for them? What about Watex Warriors? They can’t even say their name in CP (WW or Watex); is this the Golden Age for them? The only two armies REALLY in a Golden Age right now are Nachos and ACP, and if this streak keeps going on, every army will die out BUT those two.

This whole Army Council thing is stupid too if you ask me. You saw what happend to The Alliance. It fell. History has a habit of repeating itself. Why do we have to BELONG to something if we are just allies in the first place? I’m just saying that history has a real good habit of repeating itself. I’m hoping the army leaders in the Army Council or whatever will read my second paragraph and get my point.

Anyway, back to Army Leaders not knowing about me. I am AkaBob22, an Indestructible Master of War. I am one of the few, maybe even the ONLY, old leader left in this whole CP Army thing. I joined CP Armies back in the ACP-Roman conflict, and most of you know the rest from there. You see, none of you people know what to do anymore. You have ALL taken the fun out of these armies (yes, I did a little bit too) by installing these needless politics into Club Penguin. It’s a game for God’s sake, not CNN. This Army Council is stupid, these alliances beween armies of greater or equl power for protection is stupid. All of these new army leaders have ruined all of the fun in all of these battles anymore. Back to the Army Council thing: Do we really need every single medium to major army in an alliance? If I were the supreme leader of all the armies, and if someone, say, wanted to fight the WW, I’d say let them. No one (sorry for the language) has the balls to fight their own battles anymore, y’know? If you guys really want the Golden Ages to come back, you need to just have fun with it. Go ahead, declare a war or two WITHOUT allies. Make some enemies. Hey, it’s how The Nachos got to how we are, anyway. The only 3 people left (that I know of) that have any sense left in this whole god forsaken cycle is Shadow, Trickster and myself. Everyone else is too obsessed in these stupid politics to let themselves have any war and lose. I’m going to be adding more to this post as the night goes on.

-The Gentleman

Person – Thank you for making this post. You probably just saved the Nachos in their leadership down the road from being pussies and staying away from war. This post really opened my eyes, and now I regret saying No to invading Tundra 😛

133 edit> Today, a well-known Nachos has retired. Here is his retirement post: 

Hey guys, Bartbo29 here.

Most of the nachos know me. I joined as a soldier in July of 2008 (When I was an addict of course) And worked my way up to general.By this time, I had a lot of friends but I am losing activeness on chat(and having a life, lulz).I used to be on every day for 7 hours, and go to every war,practice battle,lineups etc.but I have to admit Club Penguin is getting boring. And I’m doing what I want to do… And I’m giving my rank to Kjbulldogs1

These are somethings I want to say about people:

Shaq: Thanks for being a great friend. You showed me all around nachos, all our enemies and everything.

Puck:The nicest person in nachos. You were there when I made a fool of myself, needed help,or needed an owner to ban a mod (XD) you were a good friend.

Jayson: GIVIN ME WHISKEY

Rabo: Being a total perv, and getting me kicked off nachos.

Kj Bulldogs: Giving me all the cp secrets -.-

Now, Ill be on nachos like once a month.

AKA, BY GENTLEMAN.

-Bartbo29

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Well recently from what I heard, Jayson23 got demoted I don’t know if thats right but I wanna call a short meeting so we can discuss some things.

When: Tuesday; June 16th 2009.

4:00 PST

7:00 EST

You convert your own time.

Who: OWNERS ONLY. If you go to the meeting you WILL be guested and BANNED.

Why: To discuss some things

Where: I will give the chat link to all owners on at the time of the meeting.

Btw, do not put “Whoever For Ambassador” For example Gamer For Ambassador, if I see this in your name, I will kick you for a warning, you know what comes next. A Ban.

-New Divide-

-Linkin55

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The ages of the Nachos vary greatly, but I want to know what the majority of the Nacho Army age is. Please, people from other armies, don’t vote and screw it up. If you wanna view the results, press view results and don’t screw up our poll. Only Nachos vote in this poll. If you don’t feel comfortable about revealing your age, you aren’t revealing it. The poll is anonymous, and we can’t track people who vote in it in anyway shape or form.

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(NOTE THAT I ONLY USED PENGUIN STORM DURING THIS SESSION FOR BETTER PICS, SINCE THE I CAN NOT CHANGE THE RESOLUTION ON THE REGULAR CP SCREEN SO I USE PENGUIN STORM FOR BETTER PICS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS TOO BAD!)

Well, well, well. What can I say?!! This Training/Recruiting session was awesome! Here is how it went down:

1.We start out by making a line across the snow forts

2.Afterwards we charge into the town and do some recruiting

3. We then decide to take a little break on the Nachos S.S.

4. Once done taking our break we jumped off the boat and charged the bottom with war faces.

5. We then made a charge into the Beach and spammed”Search nacho army!!”

6. We decide to head back to the town…. we end up making an AWESOME line!!!

7. We decide to party in the nightclub!

8. We then jump right into the Plaza(Note the noob saying “Clone leader reported”, I guess we really do look like clones!

9. We then charge the forst…… ooops I didnt take a pic of it.(anyone have a pic?)

10.From the forest we charge the Tree Fort and feed the…. snowball eating plant?!!

11. We head to the cove and form two lines!!(One would not fit us)

12. Then we head to the Iceberg and make a pretty good circle around it!

13. Then we finally head back to Town and do some free style recruiting to wrap it all up.
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During all of this we got some new recruits. Well welcome to the Nachos and my message to you is go to the join and empire pages. Also be sure to go on the chat!

(Take that person! xD)
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Well very nicely done guys, this sure was epic! Comment on the post to get your medals!

(NOTE THAT I ONLY USED PENGUIN STORM DURING THIS SESSION FOR BETTER PICS, SINCE THE I CAN NOT CHANGE THE RESOLUTION ON THE REGULAR CP SCREEN SO I USE PENGUIN STORM FOR BETTER PICS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS TOO BAD!)

~Zzztops Nacho Co-Leader~

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