Aka here.

If you were not here last night, then you should be happy. You missed out on alot of hatred between brothers in the same army. To those who were in this arguement, then at least try not to freak out and scream Civil War.

Last night, Person and I got in a debate. I feel as if I am not being treated like a leader. I promoted Rabo4 last night, cause I felt like he deserved a promotion to Grand General. Person didn’t like the idea that I was promoting him (maybe even promoting at all) and we both argued in PC for quite some time. idk why, but Person started yelling at Jayson on Main Chat because I said that Jayson was one of the few people the inspired me to stand up to him. Things quickly went downhill from there, with both of usbehaving in a manner that should not have been expected from Leaders in the greastest army ever. I said to Person that I would save the rest of the arguement for another day (I think the arguement spanned at least for an hour), but in truth, I hate this. I just wanted to get my point across that I feel like I am not being treated like a leader by the people I’m supposed to be best friends with, and the troops in this army. I just wish you guys would understand what I go through every day. It’s always the same (except with a few, blessed people who help me through the day).

1. Get on chat.

2. Ban a couple people for swearing, advertising, etc, talk with the troops.

3. Say that there is more than one leader, not just Person.

4. Get yelled at from some random noobs for doing this, or that, etc.

5. Next day, get home from the last day of school, hoping things will be different.

6. Argue with Person about not being treated fairly by anyone.

7. Divide the Nachos in two.

8. Have people saying CIVIL WAR all around me.

9. Start making a post like this.

I really just want to be respected around here. Some people are actually nice and respect me for who I am, some people respect me for being a leader, and some people don’t even respect me at all. You guys don’t even know what the hell I go through every god damn day on this site and chat. Today was just the breaking point. I hope everyone forgives each other and that things will go back to normal, but please. Please just let me be who I want to be. B-A-R-B-I-E. XP

-Aka

Person’s Edit: In my defense, I would like to state that I NEVER yelled at Jayson for being your “inspiration to stand up to me” 😕 Aka, you don’t need inspiration, to STAND UP to me. We’re both equals 😐 I even respect you more than any of the other leaders since you were the one to hire me and lead the Nachos through when I first joined. No one gives you enough credit for that, but I respect you for those times. During that whole arguement, I did everything to stop it, but you seriously wouldn’t listen Aka. If you want to be respected, stop the”debate,” as you call it. It wasn’t necesarry to drag on on a debate like that, in the process of having 2 high ranks quit. I thought you wanted to promote Rabo to Co-leader, which is why I thought you were crazy. Rabo was promoted many times recently, too many times for his rank, as I thought, so I thought it was an inadequate rank for him. That was my opinion, which you give to me quite a lot, but I don’t go on a rampage about how I’m not treated right 😐 I understand troops don’t recognize you as a leader sometimes, but that isn’t the other leader’s fault 😐 We don’t tell the recruits we’re the only leader, we mention you…

Aka- Gee Person. I surrendered. I stopped the arguement. You don’t need to make an edit on something like this where you enemy backs off and decides to put up with it a little longer. And who had quit?

One last thing, comment something how the Nachos are falling, and your comment is being edited.

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Aka here.

Alright, you guys have got me thinking about this whole thing with Shaq and whatnot and stuff. I’ve seemed to notice a trend.

Anytime I post the results to a controversial meeting, I am the one viewed as the bad guy. I mean, what the hell? If you actually read the post, it said that 4 people (including all 3 of the leaders) voted for Shaq’s hiring/firing powers to be taken away. So why do you all yell at me? I just wanted to know, because it seems like no one ever does understand. Am I the bad guy for being the messenger?

Edit by Aka: I mean, it just seems unfair. You all end up yelling at me, when you all end up praising Person and Linkin, who also said the same. It’s like I’m the outcast here.

Jayson-lol i laugh when I see the comments of praise after you make these posts asknig y people who have jsut bad mouthed u praise you…Its funny.

“Use the never scruber and flush the toilet five times…B***H!”-Billy Mays

-Aka

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The server we picked for our Internation Recruiting Day today is…

SLEET!

TO SLEET!

If you see Golds, ignore them. It’s fun watching noobs get mad 😆

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Aka here.

As (some) you may know, Jayson and I have this long-standing debate on who can kill the other in Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

The Sniper vs The Spy.

YOUR job is to help us decide which is the more superior. I decided to make a poll following these videos for you to vote on which is the better.

The Sniper-

The Spy-

The Heavy?-

DECIDE!

-Aka

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Aka here.

As most of you know, we had a High Senate meeting today around 6:30-7:10. Those who attended it:

Person, Terr, Linkin, Quince, Tomb, Shadow, Jayson, Time and some other people I think. (Shadow and Terr were too late to the meeting to vote)

We had a vote on whether to revoke Shaq’s hiring/firing/promoting powers, due to the fact that he has this strange obsession of hiring Tancho back when he is fired. All 3 leaders said yes, plus aomeone else, and 3 people said no.

It was in favor of Shaq having his powers revoked. Sorry Shaq, but it is what we had to do. Your powers will be revoked for 6 months, as was agreed upon.

The other topic discussed was if we should fire Tancho. Eventually, it devolved into demoting him, and finally it devolved into us giving him a FINAL LAST WARNING to NEVER complain about ANYTHING ever again.

The vote was unanimous. This is your last warning Tancho. Should you ever complain about ANYTHING (we don’t care what, unless it’s on chat and it happens in front of our eyes, where we can properly ban you forever), you will be fired. And Shaq won’t be there to hire you back.

Thank you to everyone who voted.

-Aka

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Aka Edit-

Okay, I’m sorry for the High Ranks last night who were there for the meeting. I HAD to go to the store to get stuff for my Mom for her birthday. Sue me.

The meeting is rescheduled for TODAY and 6:00pm at the Nacho War Room. I PROMISE I’ll be there this time.

Also, see ya Terr. Arguing is my favorite subject, lol, and I can’t wait for it. Thanks for your time.

How to be considered an Active Nacho soldier:

1. Visit the site everyday, and leave a comment on the latest posts, to show you check the site each day.

2. Visit Nacho chat daily, and contribute to a conversation for 10-15 minutes at least.

3. Attend scheduled patrols/battles/recruiting sessions

4. Patrol the Nacho Empire daily, and leave a comment if you see any army activity. (Don’t report ACP rogues, we know they’re everywhere)

5. Vote in the polls we put on the Nacho site, they’re meant to get a general point of view from all of our soldiers.

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Change

Specifically me and how I manage the army, is going to change. From now on, I will be answering PCs on chat. I’m getting rid of my NOPC power so all troops can PC me. I’ll be answering PCs, and make them a priority over the main chat conversation. Don’t PC me something completely pointless, PLEASE. If you’re PCing me to say “PERSON ROCKS!” then it isn’t completely necessary <_< I hear people saying something like that everyday, and no offense, but it’s getting old XD

(I’m also going to be a lot nicer 😮 )

Another thing that will change, is the swears and perverted crap on chat. It’s getting sick and disgusting. When I make perverted jokes, they usually aren’t disgusting. The terms I’m hearing on chat make me cringe, and people don’t come on chat to cringe thinking “DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT  🙄 “. For some of you morons who think it’s cool to talk about how you “did it with a girl,” go get a life. No one wants to hear your fantasy stories. A perverted joke every now and then is understandable, because we’re a bunch of 11-15 year olds, but if everything you say is perverted and disgusting, you’re crossing the line.

And the final thing, if you wanna curse, censor it. It’s not that hard 😕 Just say Fu**, or Bi***, or Sh**. Of course you really shouldn’t be using those terms, but sometimes you’re really mad and just feel the need to curse, I understand that plenty. If you just need to curse to get some anger out, censor it. So far 8 people in all have been banned from their computer in all the time of Nacho chat’s existence from inappropriate content (NOT GOOD).

***Person1233***

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nachos the time has come for me to retire.I will always still come on the chat still.Myy dream of becoming a leader wont come true but the Nachos have been a hell of a lot of fun for me.Ive been in the nachos for a long time now.Here is my history.

I joined club penguin August 21 2007.Yes i once was a noob.I spend alot of time playing club penguin.Then once when i went in the Dojo i saw Iw vs. another army. I joined Iw for 2 days.Then i went army hopping with acp.i quit acp after about 4 days.After that i joined RPF.THe first person in an army that was my friend was Mocar2(current rpf co leader)RPF was humongus and destorying every army in its way.I stayed in RPF for about 2 weeks.Then thats when i saw the nachos.Right when i first saw the nachos i joined them.I really dont remember who i saw though.One day i was curious of if the nachos had any websites or anything so i decided to google them.I actually found the nachos website.I Joined the nachos at a time they were weak.The tiem i joined the nachos there actually were no ranks.Its just all the jobs. I think i was a seargent i really dont know.But the nachos were at a all time low.The only nachos there were was me,linkin,reyrey,shadow,zippy,shivertoe,maxwell,tuxedo mac wiifan,and later on akabob.Everytime i went on nacho chat i was the only one there.It would be deserted for weeks at a time.Then thats when Shadow step upped.around early december Shadow got the nachos up and running.We got tons of troops and we got bigger and bigger and even bigger.Then Shadow actually made real ranks.We were amazing and we just got into war with ACP.After long battles we lost.The rivalry between acp and nachos was grueling.even though we became allies we still kept insulting eachother every single day.around now it was like april.The next war was another one with acp.We actually beat ACP. BUT then again acp always think they one.We owed that war to the IW who helped us.This is the end for me.Ive been in the nachos for 1 year and 8 months already.

For the person taking my spot,i would like to suggest Zzztops.Right now i think he is the best choice for co leader.He has extreme dedication and wouldnt leave the nachos.

I would like to thank the people who made my stay in the nachos worthwhile:

Linkin55: You were amazing.Youare my best friend linkin.Im so glad that you are leader now after all those months not getting a great rank.You are so great to hang around with.your a great leader.

Shadow2446:We’ve had our ups and downs(mostly downs) but i think your a great person(but you could be overcontrolling)I will miss the arguments we have when person bans me and you threaten to delete a page.You were with me from the start and you are still here.Even though we may not be friends i will recognize you as the greatest nacho ever.

Shadow: Awww… Thanks Terr. I’ll miss you to. I know we had our ups and downs, but I’m sorry. We can move on from all of that bad stuff, lol. One day, we could share a great adventure and hike up to the top of Mt. Everest. But if I don’t make it, I want you to use me as an alternative source of food.

Person1233:Your also list as one of the best nachos.You are extremely active and an awsome friend,and you banned me right before i was gonna go to far and say something or do something hurtfull.You made the nachos what they are right now.Although, you need to get outside more person!Your 15 and addicted to club penguin. I bet you can name 20 cp armies if i ask you too.

Kg: you were a great friend.

Fort:you were an awsome friend too,do you remember our hour long pcs we used to have,lol

Reyrey:you were one of my greatest friends and you hilarious.

Oagalthorp: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!you were the most annoying person in club penguin.U used to comment to every nacho post just to annoy the hell out of us.I hope you get raped by Invaderian really bad that u have to go to a mental hospital.even though i know this jack-ass-dipshit-weirdo isnt reading this I still love bashing oagal in my posts.

Zippy: you were never there.When shadow got us to be big you took all the cred.Worst leader in nacho history.But when u actually came to battles u lead great.except u never came.IM sure when u read this then talk to me on the chat ull say its because u have a life.Well i have a life too zippy.Its not all about Club Penguin.

Boomer: Your awsome i love talking to you in pc. Eagles suck, remember that,lol

Puckley: you are also my best friend along with linkin and person.I am pretty sure you will become an excellent leader.You have a great personality and make friends with everyone.

Commando:thanks for giving me a high rank in rpf

LTshaqcena-Thanks for being a great friend. You and your amazing knowledge of bands,lol.Hopefully KoRn goes back to being your favorite band when their new album comes out.

Akabob-aka i love you.I always loved arguing with you for the hell of it. You are a good leader and a great friend.You shall also become a minion of KoRn after their new album comes out.

Flarry Jerry-i still play with you on ps3 so im not writing anything about you,hawhaw.

gitter and rca- Your videochat crap was funny.

Zzztops-Zz your one of the most loyal nachos ive ever met.You are awsome and fun to talk to,thats why im suggesting you for co leader

Gamer-All i can say is,unpredictable and amazing.

Smeeble- One of the oldest nachos. Smeeble you can be pretty odd sometimes but i like you as a friend.Sorry for being such a jackass to you lately.

Jayson-O rly, yes im retiring. I will give you my whole churro stash in my basement.

Cookies-I wont miss you since we live together. I am planning to retire to the mountains of Canada with you cookies. You are the love of my life!!!(jk).

Tancho-n00by

Jackfrost-The funniest person ive ever met

Tom Wolf- I love going on bloodfang wolves chat and making you ban me,lol im sure you wont see this but oh well,i love yah.

Their are many more nachos i would like to put on but their is just to many. I will never forget you guys!!!

I really wont ask for much here,I dont care if you take me off of the site,dont put me on the hall of fame,or de-owner me. All i want is for you guys to remember me.Remember me as a jackass or remember me as a friendly funny guy.I will tell you one thing though…

 I AM A NACHO TILL I DIE!

                                                                               Terr

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The patrol was successful. We encountered 2 noobs from the “new” Shadow Ops. What was so frickin hillarious, was one of their names was “Billy Mays.” So it was pretty hillarious giving the order to “CHARGE BILLY MAYS.” So far it appears this army DOESN’T have any website, so they aren’t a threat.

PS: Our hits have been kind of down lately…

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Edit: Read this post http://nachoarmy.com/2009/06/01/countryird/

Random Patrols Today

We’re going to be patrolling each one of our servers within a timespan of 30 minutes.

Date: June 2nd, TODAY

Times:

3 PM PST

4 PM Mountain Standard Time

5 PM Central Standard Time

6 PM Eastern Standard Time

Locations:

White House (First 10 minutes)

Fjord (Next 10 minutes)

Blizzard (Last 10 minutes)

Other Info:

Be on Nacho chat during these patrols. All soldiers are to go to the location that will be posted on the Nacho site during these times. Or if you don’t want to be confused, ACTUALLY GO ON NACHO CHAT 🙄 If Blizzard is full, we end it early. If you come, your chances of being promoted skyrocket.

***Person1233***

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