Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Reasons for my retirement

1. This is a game meant for children. I’m 15, way too old to be playing this.

2. Too much STRESS.

Seriously, this is a CLUB PENGUIN army, and the stress of being it’s leader is too much. I’ve finally had it, and I can’t take it anymore.

3. I have to get on with my life, sure these 21 months were fun, but I’ve had enough. Leading a club penguin army is not going to benefit my life in any frickin way.

These are the people who made the most notable impression on my career

Shadow2446 – An advisor, a friend, and a damn awesome leader. You are badass, and I thank you for doing everything that you’ve done.

Oagalthorp – I used to hate you, now I understand everything that you’ve ever done. Thank you for being my #1 enemy.

Zippy500 – You were never there. But, you were always funny. Don’t get another gerbil stuck up your ass, k? :wink”

Puckley – From day one, I knew you would be an awesome leader. Great friend, great person to talk to, and you were almost always there. But I hope you see a doctor about that lemon fetish, it isn’t healthy XD (jk) [need to give you the chat pass]

Cahockey – : D

Akabob22 – I hated you, I liked you, I hated you, but now I don’t know what I think of you anymore o.O

#iamthewalrus – You people really make me sick. But anyway, thank you for showing me how childish CP armies are. I used to despise you, but I realize you aren’t all that bad, and I was a complete fu**ing fu**tard for writing that horrible written “letter” in  the first place.   Please, lay off the Nachos. I was the moron who wrote that letter, and I’m the main person you were after.

TIPS:

I have some tips for you down the road:

1. Don’t be complete noobs

-#iamthewalrus is still attacking us because a majority of our members are complete noobs.

2. Don’t do anything stupid

– You know what I mean. Make your passes 15 chars+, don’t give them to anybody, don’t declare war on 435  armies at once.

3. Never give up

– self explanatory. When the Nachos MAY look like they’re falling, they’re not. You’re just blind, K?

That’s my short retirement post.. Oh wait I do have a few requests.

1. Well, you can use my chat, and I won’t repossess it when something doesn’t go my way. If you move to a different, I’d like to be at least a mod 😐

2. I want to remain Admin on the site, for like a month. Then you can editor me if you’d like. because I technically own NACHOARMY.COM. I’ll still stick around on chat, since I do own NACHOARMY.COM; I will pay for all CSS upgrades and domain renewal for it.

3. I’d like to still run the toolbar. I’m not going to lead the Nachos anymore, but I’ll still be stalking around on the interwebs.

4. Next Leader: Zzztops. Screw elections.

5. NO ONE RETIRE WITH ME! do you want this army to fall?!

after 592 days, 14208 hours, and 84 weeks, I’m taking off my sombrero.

For the last time…

***Person1233***

The Power in the Hat

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