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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Absolutely Disgraceful

Recently, a scared little man named ************ didn’t feel like facing a real army. Instead, this sad little man, posted an invasion post on a dead army’s website, and expected the other army to show up. This sad little man gathered up ACP troops, and told them to go to Mittens. Because this sad little man posted the invasion post 2 days in advance, this sad little man thinks his sad little army owns Mittens! Wanna know who this sad little man is? THAT’S RIGHT!

SHABOOMBOOM!

Step on up! You earn the “Cheap Ass No Balls,” award!

Instead of making a very long post about how unethical this is, I’m going to say it straight up. SSACP does NOT own Mittens because VLA is not even an army,  UMA was never notified of this through a mainstream website, or in alternative, a comment on the website didn’t notify UMA. VLA is an inactive and non-recognized army. Guess what? VLA doesn’t even own servers! Meaning that the bill Boomer made with the CP Army Council, cancels out their invasion! lolwut? Shaboomboom made no attempt to notify UMA of their trying to capture their capital, meaning Shaboomboom: TURN IN YOUR BALLS!

I think I also need to set something straight.

If your army is not a mainstream army (ACP, IW, Nachos, HSA, WW, GW, or Tacos) then you have to notify the army of your invasion in some way. You can’t get on at 10 PM, when half the soldiers are sleeping, go to empty rooms, and claim a server. If it isn’t 10 PM, and all the other army’s troops are on, then sure. I’d say that the server is claimable. If you’re going to have no balls like Shaboomboom, and invade at 10 PM EST, ON NEW YEAR’S EVE, then you can’t claim said server.

By the power invested in me, I declare Shaboomboom the wuss of 2010!

Woton’s Edit: A trophy for the king…

19 Responses

  1. HAN THEM OVER SHAB DONT BE SO GAY you willl never own mittens so f you

    Person – :\ Don’t use hate slang towards homosexuals. Yeah they may be weird, but they’re people too, lol.

  2. Hopefully I’m 1st or 2nd or 3rd but whatever —
    Woahhhhhh – BALLS
    I see Shaboomboom through his window o.O and he is NOT pretty
    *cough cough* Wuss of 2010 LMAO *cough cough*
    *BURPS*

  3. The CANBA award is very exclusive! Congrats Shab!

  4. Doing things like this is what as know in the english dictionary as “Being a douche bag.”

  5. Now isnt this fun?

  6. Well Nachos aren’t in the CP Army COuncil as they left it, so therefore you cannot use the bill that VLA isn’t an army as you do not recognise it.

  7. @Ias: Oh I see, so the bills at the council do not affect us…. OK! No more following ANY of the council’s bills… not even the one about having to make a post to invade and CLAIM a server :D. Awesome! Thanks for pointing that out Ias!

  8. agreed!!

  9. I second that notion. Congrats on the award Shab, you relly deserve it! 😆

  10. Zzz, we talked about that,don’t play naive.

  11. lmao great post and iasgae…if we’re not in CP council we really dont have 2 follow any of its bills so basically its like the revolutionary war times…CP council=restricted england…Nachos=U.S.A with the ability 2 do whatever the hell we want xD

  12. 1st. We gotta wait till new years eve to call him The Wuss Of 2010.
    2nd. Doing this is what I would like to call “being a crappy no-balls”(I had something worse but then this wouldn’t get posted!XD

  13. Funny it was on Jan 1st not Dec 31st, Shadow has used this tactic before, and Acp lent us a server for the day so VLA could actually invade.

    Shouldn’t UMA be making a post and arguing over this, not Nachos. Last time I checked its cowardly to hide behind another army. I guess Uma should win the wuss army of 2010 award

    Person – Cool story bro.

  14. By the way do I get a cash reward or a trophy or something?

  15. He deserves the award. ^_^

  16. Person don’t delete my comments. Your the coward now

    Person- Don’t make random accusations because your comment wasn’t approved. And Shab, it’s you’re**. You’re the random jackass.

  17. iight Person why not shut the fuck up you got no fuckin balls between ur legs.Your mother told me when she was stalking you in the bathroom she wanted to see you strip like a crazy hoe but the only thing tht she felt bad about tht you didn’t had no ballsack or balls to jack off on it.So next time try to make another comeback cuz u got no balls.

    Person- Why is your mother letting you on the internet? Your mother jokes are for kids. Also, I can’t understand most of your horrible grammar. If you want to leave a comment, have an education. Next.

  18. Shaboomboom deserved that reward. I guess he has no life staying on the computer on New Years Eve/Day invading servers in a way that goes against all the rules.

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