Nacho Army of Club Penguin

FINAL UPDATE: Overall, today’s mass invasion of Mammoth had in total over 200 different ACP soldiers, and around 150 different Nacho soldiers. ACP had massive numbers, and the Nachos listened VERY well to execute tactics that usually aren’t performed well with smaller numbers. After 12 hours of battling, I’d like to announce that TONIGHT is a night of ceasefire for Mammoth. If you’re still on Mammoth, leave, go to Nacho chat, and have a good time! We gained many recruits out of today, and it was like one HUGE training session. I will admit that the ACP was more impressive than the Nachos today. As a grade, I will give the Nacho army an …

84% (B-) Because we could have had more troops come on.

Overall, we did a fantastic job, and I am looking forward to see you all at tomorrow’s tournament. And to ACP, No, I am still not wearing pants.

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ALSO: If you would like to join the Nacho automatic notification system via e-mail, please e-mail Person1233@nachoarmy.com saying “Hi,” and you will be added.

THIS JUST IN: Zippy500, Nacho legend was on chat last night around 11 PM. His last words were “sh**, I’ll be on tomorrow night. cya.” (lol). So if you want to meet Zippy500, be on tonight around 10 PM I’m guessing.

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Recently, a scared little man named ************ didn’t feel like facing a real army. Instead, this sad little man, posted an invasion post on a dead army’s website, and expected the other army to show up. This sad little man gathered up ACP troops, and told them to go to Mittens. Because this sad little man posted the invasion post 2 days in advance, this sad little man thinks his sad little army owns Mittens! Wanna know who this sad little man is? THAT’S RIGHT!

SHABOOMBOOM!

Step on up! You earn the “Cheap Ass No Balls,” award!

Instead of making a very long post about how unethical this is, I’m going to say it straight up. SSACP does NOT own Mittens because VLA is not even an army,  UMA was never notified of this through a mainstream website, or in alternative, a comment on the website didn’t notify UMA. VLA is an inactive and non-recognized army. Guess what? VLA doesn’t even own servers! Meaning that the bill Boomer made with the CP Army Council, cancels out their invasion! lolwut? Shaboomboom made no attempt to notify UMA of their trying to capture their capital, meaning Shaboomboom: TURN IN YOUR BALLS!

I think I also need to set something straight.

If your army is not a mainstream army (ACP, IW, Nachos, HSA, WW, GW, or Tacos) then you have to notify the army of your invasion in some way. You can’t get on at 10 PM, when half the soldiers are sleeping, go to empty rooms, and claim a server. If it isn’t 10 PM, and all the other army’s troops are on, then sure. I’d say that the server is claimable. If you’re going to have no balls like Shaboomboom, and invade at 10 PM EST, ON NEW YEAR’S EVE, then you can’t claim said server.

By the power invested in me, I declare Shaboomboom the wuss of 2010!

Woton’s Edit: A trophy for the king…

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