EDIT: Club Penguin has completely crashed due to our 35 soldiers spamming NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS epically. We apologize, Club Penguin.

Hola Nachos,

Person1233 here!

With permission from Videogamer57, I am scheduling a mass invasion of the Nacho server, Mountain. As many of you know, I have quite an outstanding career in leading invasions/battles. Since September 2007, I’ve /wasted/ my time with this crap (lol). Even in an ACP retirement post, Shaboomboom asked me to share my tactics with the new ACP leader. Not to brag too much, but I’m one of the best at this. (This was simply an explanation of why I’m qualified to lead this)

At this invasion, I will perform around 35 of my original/semi-original tactics. I want every one of you to take note on the strategic maneuvers I perform from room to room. When invading a server, a commander must always be in control of his troops, and must always know the situation of most of the rooms. Each command is given afterwards so much thought, and

I would like every Nacho that can,to attend this invasion,

lead by me =D

INFO:

Date: February 15th, Monday

Times:

10 AM PST

11 AM MST

12 PM CST

1 PM EST

6 PM UK

Location: Mountain, Snow Forts (STARTING) … NOTE: It is necessary you are also on Nacho chat.

Other information: PLEASE listen to Person1233 at this invasion.

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An army called IPA has declared war on us!
Here is their website: http://superwill1.wordpress.com/2010/02/10/battle/#respond

From IPA website:

When: Sunday,February 14th,2010

EST: 4:00

CST: 3:00

Penguin Standard Time: 1:00

Where:

Server: Mountain

Room: Snow Forts

This will be a relativly easy battle as IPA are a new army, we will not wipe them off the face of CP warfare because they are respectable. We are simply defending our server.

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Pie is back!

Hola Nachos. Tomb here.

I want to address an annoying problem that has come up.

Recently, Pie1530 was stripped of his ownership for basically doing things he was not supposed to do. Disrespect and arrogance he has shown to higher ranks also contributed to this. Shortly after this happens, he decides to retire. Next he decides that it wasn’t fair, and decides HE was mistreated.  He then creates the nacho patriots, Which I may add is the most poser thing ANYONE can do. The ORIGINAL nacho patriots helped overthrow Akabob and Jayson. So for now, they will be called the “no pen***s”. or NP for short 😉

So what do we do?

Well, no one has even bothered to join it. So there is potentially no threat. BUT, if you do join it, you will be considered a nacho terrorist. And for the punishment of causing acts of terror to the nachoarmy, you will be demoted 5 ranks. Don’t like it? Don’t join. But as of right now the NP will be laughed at, and you may kick pie if you see him on chat (he is banned) for reason, “omgtehlulz”. If you know the NP site, spam in comment form.

As of right now, Pie1530 is no longer a nacho and will not be allowed to join EVER again.

P.S: Sorry for the choppiness of the post

~Tomb147 Nacho General

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Nacho Common Wealth.

• Be active
• stick up for your self and stick up for other fellow nachos
• Never be a jerk on chat
• Always listen commanding officer while on cp
• Treat people how you want to be  treated

~Golden rule for owners or mods~

Never EVER treat a lower rank with disrespect if you do you will not get respect back!

DO YOU COMMIT TO THIS !

If you do comment on this post or put NCW in your chat name

~NCW President PURPLE

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Hey Nachos,

Person1233 here, a Nacho advisor. This past January 8th, was my 2 year anniversary of being in the Nachos. Since then, I’ve seen around 2000 people come and go, and 5000 come. From when I first took leadership in November 2008, to my retirement in August 09, I based my leadership on many principles. However, by far, the most important principle was: The opinion of the soldiers. The army is nothing without it’s soldiers, and the Nachos are nothing without it’s chips. The soldiers are the chips as it’s base, and the leaders are the cheese to add even more greatness. Together, we create one of the best Super Bowl snacks out there!

The point of that cheesy introduction, was to get to this point. What do you want to see more of in this army? What do you not like about the army? What are your opinions on fixing the flaws? And… what is great about the army?

I ask that all soldiers please participate in replying to this post, to answer the above listed questions.

Power In The Hat,

***Person1233***

Dashing Snow Edit: I would like to see Person come back . 😀

Billy’s Edit: I would like to see more posts, Pbs, and invasions

Medz Edit: Kay, I got all teary eyed when I say person saw “power in the hat!” I missed that a lot o.o and… Note To leaders: Please stop approving Join comments.. It makes it like 50 times harder to find the people and add them to the ranks! (I also want moar funness ;D)

In other news, I made a map : D

I’ll update it with the progress of Club Penguin armies:

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Okay! So.. I’m bored and when I should be doing ranks or something i have just been messing around on random sites and, Something Gave me this idea.. I anybody who wants to.. To say 2 sentences (more of lines)(doesnt have to be a sentence) about the nachos..

I would like the 1st one to be what we are.. more of nachos with a rawr.

and the 2nd one can be funny haha humorus.. (please keep it pg-13)(limit cuss words)(no f-bombs)

Almost everybodys will be put into this! so, make it worth it.

Example:

1.  We are a family, We are strong, We kick trash, We ride cat tanks We are one, WE ARE THE NACHOS!

2. Yeah, We might be perverted, If you got a problem with that Nachos will Just send your mom to the funny farm.

Okay, Maybe not the best Examples ever.. but, you get the idea!!! ( It must say Nachos in it!!!!)

Okay nachos!

Have Fun! Be Creative.. Well… Just be a nacho and i know it will be awesome 😉

—

Si vis pacem, para bellum

<3,  MEADOW SUE

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Edit: Nachos and ACP have entered a NAP. Pie’s Ownership on Nacho chat has been revoked temporarily. Reforms start now. More info tomorrow.

NOTE: There is a battle tomorrow, information after my apology part of this post!

Recently, I have been thinking over my past actions. I’ve realized the immaturity of a random claim that I made, as most of you know what it was. What I said was uncalled for, and the word I used is deeply offensive. After doing research on the mental psychosis part of pedophelia, I realized it is a mental disorder. 90% of those who are pedophiles, can not help it. They aren’t psychos, they are sick and need the help of understanding people to get over their illness. I am sorry, Jcapp64 for my immature accusation. I resent the fact that I made a post as ridiculous as  I did, claiming that. I know that you’re simply an adolescent who isn’t some pedophile.

I’m also sorry to ACP for accusing one of your soldiers of this. I know my statements affected the friends of Jcapp. I do not want to be the kind of person who represents hate and anger, which is why I am sorry for making a post like that. Even if your ban was unfair to me, I know I could have made better ways to solve the predicament.

If you accept this apology, great. If you don’t, then I’ll understand your decision. I left a possible scar on your dignity, which I am once again VERY sorry for.

Thank you,

***Person1233*** Nacho Advisor.

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On another note, ACP has scheduled a legitimate invasion. The Nachos are hungry for war, so we accept your battle. We won’t go easy, ACP 😉

All Nachos, I ask you attend this (I apologize for UK time 😐 ):

Where: Mountain, Snow Fort

When: Sunday, February 7th

Times: 5:00PM Pacific

6:00PM Mountain

7:00PM Central

8:00PM Eastern

Why: Defend our Nation

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I have a few quick things to say

1. Some of you may have noticed I have been pretty in-active since wednesday. You will have to excuse me, I have been busy, BUT I will be active aqgain by Monday.

2. I would be doing the ranks today(Saturday) but sadly I am not an editor, so I can not edit the ranks page. Some admin PLEASE see me about this…

3. Superbowl here we come!

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