My fellow nachos, today is the day I hang up my sombrero for good. Some of you may be jumping for joy, and some of you may be not. Regardless, I hope you just read this post fully, and understand why I am retiring.
I am tired of being mistreated. I am tired of mistreating you. I went from uber-cool nacho guy, to hated “dictator” in about a month. I am mad at myself for doing that. I am also mad at the people who fueled the fire I created.
Below will be my CP history (if I can remember).
~July-August~
It was the summer of 2008. I was forced into some summer camp by my mother. I would never regret not going. In the rec center, there were computers. One of the kids there told me about a game called clubpenguin. I really didn’t pay much attention to it for a week, and then I really got into it. I was obsessed on simple things like how to become a ninja, and how to get a million coins (which I did) and becoming the most famous penguin around. Those were the good days. Little did I know I would be joining something much more fun and complicated.
~August-November~
As the months passed, I was getting on clubpenguin more frequently, and was becoming very intrigued with Club Penguin Trainer, and Sanitypenguin. CP’s most infamous hacker. I was going through the archives on his site, when I saw a post about some wars that had been going on. Against some people called the UMA, ACP, and strange enough the Nachos. I decided to google these things. Strangely enough, I did find the ACP site, but it wasn’t quite the official one. Through September, I was starting to like these armies more and more. I started going around as a rouge ACP, and maybe sometimes a robber. One day, I got into an argument, with an ACP member on which the official color the ACP was. I was saying brown, and he was saying green. He told me to search it and I would find out it was green. So, I did. That time, I found the real ACP site, but for some reason, I didn’t want to join it. It seemed to boring and organized.
~December~
One day in December, I was strolling through fjord, when I saw a mass number of people, in sombreros! I was so amazed! I saw them saying weird things. Now I know they were recruiting phrases. I was at the bottom of the snowforts, when I saw Flarry Jerry. He was dancing in his version of the nacho uniform (bikini with sombrero) and saying those weird things. I asked him what he meant. He explained to me the process of searching the nachos on a search engine. I did what I was told, and found the nacho site. At that time it had only about 100k hits. I searched around, and I found the join page. I quickly left a comment, and went onto the chat. There, I saw many people but the 2 main I remember were Flarry Jerry, and Ltshaqcena10. I went on and started to be the usual noob. But, they were very nice to me despite my annoyingness. I pleaded shaq to rank me, even though he was a mod. He told the current owner at that time to rank me. I was so happy when I saw my name up there. I felt good being part of a group called the Nachos.
~January~
January of 2009 was a very special month because that was my first official Nacho Event. The event was the Winter Fiesta. I remember being so happy that I was able to get my sombrero, and poncho. This is also when I got my first promotion. I was so happy, and all I wanted to do was do more.
~February-May~
These were my Member months. These months were very cool because this is when I first met all my nacho friends. This is also when I met my first nacho leaders, Person1233, Linkin55, and Akabob22. These months were some of the best ever.
~June-September~
During these months, I became a nacho moderator. I was thrilled that I got the honor of being one. In June, I celebrated my birthday with all my nacho friends. During these months was when we began to rise, incredibly. I remember thinking how good it felt to be a part of a huge and awesome army.
~November-December~
These months were the toughest of all. I think of these months as the Nachos’ version of Valley Forge. The Nachos decreased about 40 troops. I was even tempted myself to leave. But, I remembered my promise I made to myself that I would not give up. But like all hardships, we get through them, and when we got out of this one, I became an official Nacho Co-General.
~January 2010~
One of the best months of all. This is when I got the privilege of becoming nacho leader. I was voted by the people and I hoped that I would succeed to fulfill the reason they voted for me.
~February 2010~
This was a sad month. The nachos were thriving, but I was not. The reason being is that I got demoted. I considered retirement. I later decided to stay. This was also when I realized how beautiful life is, and I didn’t feel the urge once to get onto a computer.
~March 2010~
I cannot really tell you how march has been. I can tell you how it has been up to now. It has been fun and very exciting. But I am talking about REAL LIFE. The CP life is very awkward, and boring.
My speech:
What is a nacho? To the common person they would respond by answering “A chip dipped in cheese”. Well that is true, but to a REAL nacho, they would say, “Epic”. The nachos have done a lot for me. They have taught me many things. I have learned that using the excuse, “You changed!” is a cowardly one, and should not be used. I have learned that Families can be found anywhere, enemies can also be found anywhere. But the most important thing that I have learned is that when it comes right down to it, you are your own defense, and friends will not always be there for you. For those of the people who care about me retiring, do not do anything you will regret. Do not retire, go on strike, or start a bon fire, because I will still retire. The fall of one soldier is the rise of another. Every single one of you has what it takes to become nacho leader. Do not let ANYONE intimidate you and do not let them put you down. No matter what anyone says (including me) you can be nacho leader. Believe and you will not only succeed, but you will be epic (lol)
So with that said I will now go onto my Thank-you’s
Flarry Jerry- You are a great guy, I will never be able to thank you enough for recruiting me.
Ltshaqcena10- Awesome guy, thank you for helping me in the Fjord elections. Lol You’re probably not even reading this.
The Dog437- Hey dog, thanks for leading NSSA with me and being a good friend. I will always remember you.
Spartanite- Wow dude, you are an awesome guy. I hope you do get to read this and I hope you know how important you were to me. I will always consider you one of my best friends.
Person1233- Hey Person. You are an awesome guy, and unbelievably epic leader. I will never forget you. I will always view you as my leader.
Linkin55- Hey Linkin, you are epic and have an awesome taste in music. I will always view you as my leader.
Akabob22- Even though we have had our differences (and we still do today), you are an awesome guy. I will always view you as my leader.
M3adowSue- Hey Meads! We made it, we were owner ranks together! I hope you are enjoying life. I will text you frequently so we can stay in touch 😀
Policeman558- We still have our fights, but you are a good friend.
Quince2- Hey quince! If I had to listen to only music one person listens to, I would pick you :D. Don’t stop believing!
Alex(Knunckles)- Hey I miss you, you probably are not reading this, but come on once and while! xD
Wwefreak123 (Joker)- K onda buey??!? Lol jk, awesome guy and my Mexican friend 😀
Billy Mays- hey
Cooper30- America pwnz Canada
Cookies (Vendetta)- I will still lead NW with you. You are an awesome guy 😀
Vick44- My young apprentice. With my time as a nacho up, you shall rise and keep my beliefs and wills alive. Congratulations Vick, you have proven worthy. You are no longer my apprentice, go and find your own apprentice, teach him what I have taught you.
Orangebunny- Hey dude
50 Cent 254- Excellent leader. Work on your temper and you will rise. I will still see you in NW 😉
Ads- Eh…
Puck- LEMONS FOREVER!
Tom Wolf- We still keep in touch, thanks for being epic.
King Kinz- Thanks for believing in me.
Kingblackeye- thanks for being a good friend
Tom44- Awesome guy
The people I did not add were because I either forgot, or you are not important enough.
“Live free or don’t at all”
“I was not here”
“War is just another word for fun,”
~Tomb147
My last wills:
- Owner on nacho chat (I wanna use blueman)
- Editor on site (Just for the heck of it)
- And to be a mini adviser of the Nachos.
- Considered for HOF
And for who gets my rank, 50 cent 254 does. He and I think alike and he knows what is right and wrong. If you don’t like it too bad.
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