Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Aka here.

Let me be the first on the Nacho’s side of the war to congratulate everyone on a job well done. From the pics and eye-witness accounts, I can gladly see that it was a battle for the ages and should be remembered for times to come. Remember this everyone: Even though we lost, we do not have to quit/be sore losers about it. We were beat by a superior enemy at the time, sure. But I can assure you all that there will be more battles to come. CPA Central did a great job of reporting the war, Nachos did a pretty damn good job from what I can see. I think every owner rank was on for the battle at least once, which is a feat in and of itself.

Things we need to work on:

• Converting Fjord into the Nacho Populance. ACP gets a steady stream of people from Mammoth, so why not do the same with Fjord except in the better, more organized Nacho fashion?
• Conversations. Moderators and Owner Ranks should be the only ones talking throughout the battle. Take you’re conversations to PC.
• Numbers. Though I do not say recruit any more than we already do (i.e all the time), I do want everyone to get more active, which is why I believe an acticve check needs to be in place
• Timing. Sorry Euro-Nachos, but most of our army lies in the ‘States. We can still do N.E.D, but we seriously need to make the times a bit more friendly for the Americans when we do epic battles like the one we just experienced.

I’ll let the rest of the editors/administrators put there opinions on here as they see fit.

This is a lesson for everyone. Do not get cocky or over-confident, because all good things come to an end.

^Artist’s interpretation on Nacho emotions right now.^

-Aka

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Aka here.

I’ve been on chat and on Club Penguin for the past few days, and I am awestruck. Today, we had over 25+ people come to an unscheduled training session. Back in the day when I was a Co-Leader, we were lucky to get 15+. I am in utter amazement at how much the Nacho Army’s abilities have grown under the glorious leadership of Ads and Billy. Back in the day, no one knew how to make a line. Somehow, they thought it would take too much effort, however, nowadays you guys run into a room, spam joke bombs and recruiting phrases, and somehow immediatley get into a line.  You guys really don’t know how it feels to have been in Club Penguin for 5 years, start from gigantic blobs (which ACP still employs, never moving on or changing), to lines, to joke bombs, to circles, to emote bombs. It’s just this varying of new tactics that makes this warfare so wonderful.

Club Penguin Armies really are a prime example of World War I, due to the new things that Club Penguin gives us (rooms, parties, more people in a room at once), and the new tactics that we think up that make this game all the more intresting. As I usually say to people when they tell me to get a life and whatnot, “Club Peguin is like crack.” The addition of CPAC really made Club Penguin Armies so much more fun because now everyone is vying for number one. (Mostly) Unbiased sources finally help stop all of the constant arguing of the past, we get to learn alot more about armies due to things like Army Nations, Leader profiles, even Stories. Indeed, it’s only a matter of time before someone finds a new weapon in the war of Club Penguin, be it a massive, WWIV-esque Alliance, or snowballs that can ban people. Really, the possiblilities are endless, no matter how much Club Penguin tries to shut us down.

Everyone takes this all for granted, their rank, their XATs, their sites. But when you start off in a measly thread in a forum and expand to this, it truly is quite amazing. Nachos are leading the way in all of this, and with our quiky, eccentric spirit, there is no doubt in my mind that we will innovate so many more things for Club Penguin and it’s armies. And it will all start with beating ACP at this battle. Don’t give up for a minute everyone. We all can do it. And I personally believe in all of you.

-Aka

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Well Nachos, the title says it all. This is probably one of the billionth times I’ve been a 3ic in a major army, and quite frankly, I’m so glad to be here, in the greatest army in the small island of Club Penguin. I thank you all for supporting me through this rough time and I hope we all have a good time. Remember! We need to keep our greatest army status and destroy any other army standing in our way! One more thing though, I’d like to talk about just a few site improvements and things that need to be worked on after the war coming up.

– Site pages need to be updated or deleted in some cases.

– Cussing SHOULD be at a minimum but since we have freedom of speech or whatever, it’s fine to use your language maturely.

– Chat arguments need to be back to a minimum.

Well Nachos! That is all I have for now! Anything else (Should there be anything else) please PM me to get clearance to PC me or the other leaders of the Nacho chat! Thank you for having me as your 3ic!

-Capncook (Not Capncock)

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Ads: Join the Waddle Squad! They have helped us with some serious things and will help you too. http://wsarmy.wordpress.com/

ACP have pulled out of the N.E.D war, so they can get their act together, I wouldn`t blame them, after their fall from the 1# position.

We will schedule more events soon in the future, not at the moment because Aka has scheduled an event.

~Crazy~

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WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE

Aka here.

Since everyone else here other than Ads, Pie, (sometimes) Tan, and Cobra has lost their marbles, I think enough is enough.

Billy, sorry if this makes you upset or whatever, but calm the fuck down. I am so fucking sick of coming on chat and seeing you always say “Oh, I’m going to quit today and never come back, because if Nachos don’t do one thing I want them to do, or if anyone says one word out of place I will never come back.” I am really getting tired of this, and I am pretty sure everyone else is as well. Yesterday you told people you were planning on leading for 2 more years. Now today you are “retiring”, which we all know is a lie because you are just going to come back on chat tomorrow and act like nothing ever happend. I tried consulting you over these things about 2-3 times now, yet you completley and utterly ignore all advice I bother to give you. “Nachos are my life! Noone likes me in school and everyone at my house hates me!” Cry and get over it. I have people at my school looking to see my blood spilled on the ground for things I have done to them or their friends because they were trying to ruin my life. I couldn’t really give one shit about what you or your family is going through. Your job is to lead, not to cry on chat when something happens. This has come to the point where it is every other week with you, these episodes that you have.

To all of the Billy supporters, you really need to look beyond the whole “Billy’s my friend” thing to “Billy is my leader” thing. No leader that I have ever seen from any army has spread all of this drama. I do not care if 50 pesters you about being a leader. I do not care if people hate you for unknown reasons. I do not care about what is happening in general in the world of Billy. All I really care about right now is keeping this army in it’s number one spot, and all of this drama is starting to make people quit. You are my friend Billy, but you are also my leader first.

-Aka

P.S: Just in case this post gets removed (which I know it will, there will be a copy of it on nachoempire.com)

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Pie Edit: I am really proud of everyone. We’ve worked so hard from November when we were #3 and now we are #1. Good job everyone. Look below for a surprise ;D

Aka here.

In case you haven’t read CPA Central in awhile, the new Army Rankings rank us as #1, which has been the first time most of you were into the world of CP Warfare, kiddies.

*Sorry Ads, it is obligatory*

But, a reminder to everyone out there who is cheering and dancing along to my catchy tunes. This spot can be gone at any time. So if we are to continue being the number one army throughout the land, I strongly suggest that we continue to prove ourselves on the field of battle and show the world of Club Penguin who the Nachos are, how to join, and that we are here to stay.

P.S: ACP are already challenging us for our spot.

Battle of Fjord

Server: Fjord
Room: Snow Forts
Date: Saturday 5th June

Times: 
7:00 AM Pacific
8:00 AM Central 
9:00 AM Mountain
10:00 AM Eastern
3:00 PM UK

-Aka

Nachos this is it. This battle determines whether we are the number 1 army or not. So if there was a battle you want to make sure to be at…. This is it. ACP think they can beat us so lets show them how Nachos fight!!!!This choice is up to you. Lets show ACP were nothing to mess with!!

To ACP:May the best army win…

-Tan

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Hey Nachos. Tan here. Remember when  you were new and didnt know all of the tactics and stuff? Well now for ranks Staff Seargent and below there will be a training camp.This camp will help you with bomb speed,snowball throwing,and much more.So all ranks Staff Seargent and below (Staff Seargent,Trooper,Ranger,Private) go to

nachoarmytrainingcamp.wordpress.com

Visit that site as much as this one. Rollikero and Super Bo Bo 4 are the leaders of this camp. If you would like to join as a leader leave a comment on the join page on the training site. Thats all for now I hope you enjoy this camp.

~Tan

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