The Retirement of Billy Mays! D:
Hello Fellow Nachos, I am here today retiring all the good times I’ve had here were great. I wish I could stay but something bad is coming and soon. Maybe one day I will be back. I want this army to grow to become the best it ever was and will be. I miss this army already. I remember when I was first joined this army I remember coming on each day and having a good time. It was an epic summer we had on this chat and I want to bring the joy that I have felt to the others. I’m hoping this army becomes numeber 1 and I want everyone to have a good time. The times I spent here were great I wish it would never end but all good things have to come to an end.
Thank yous:
Person1223: Your the greatest leader ever.
Jackiechan70: My first friend here.
Quince2: A great friend and really funny too.
Ads: Lulz you can be a good friend but your sometimes annoying XD.
Joker: My BFF lulz I will see you on WoW.
Chris: Epic friend
Tanman: Epic Friend
Cobra:Epic Friend
Akabob:You were mean at first but we were good friends!
Cooper: Lulz don’t kill your liver and have fun working out
Tomb: Your an awesome GFX maker and friend!
Wookie: I don’t know why we hated each other at first XD
Tuck: Lulz Last fall was good times
Blake: An ass sometimes but a good friend
Qwerty: An epic friend thanks for helping me get 3ic lulz.
Medz: Funny and a good friend
Ias: Lol I will touch you there XD
Alex:Lulz.

Mchappy: Good luck with CPU.

Wolfie: Sorry I forgot you man. You were a good friend, and a very great nacho soldier, just remember, respect can’t be demanded, it has to be earned, and I hope that you do earn it.

~Billy for the last time with love.

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Welcome to the Nacho website!

❗ Fjord is currently in CODE ORANGE. Click here for information. ❗

❗ Training is on August 13th. Click here for information ❗

❗ The Legends Cup is August 14th. Click here for information. ❗

Here, is where the Nachos publish posts on various battles, practice battles, training sessions, and recruitings! We have a 4 year history filled with epic struggles, an epic golden age, and amazing leaders! We are the defenders of Fjord, Blizzard, White House, Mountain, Aurora, Caribou, and Berg! The Nachos are one of the most elite of armies when it comes to battling enemies, and you can be one of them. What are you waiting for?

JOIN us by filling out the form HERE!

TALK with other Nachos on NACHO CHAT!

If you have any other questions, e-mail us at support@nachoarmy.net !

Thanks, and be sure to come again!

PS: Our leaders are Pie1530 and Ads354!

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❗ Attention Nachos ❗

Battle Over! Victory over the BB (at least I think so). Comment on this post if you made it.

The Nachos started recruiting in the town at around 2:30 PM EST, with around 15 Nachos online. The Black Bandits gave us an awesome fight, and I congratulate them on their awesome job. BB maxed out at around 15, while we maxed out at around 35, and had a consistent 30 Nachos online during the course of the battle. Here are the pics I got:

Btw, YES I WAS ON THE PENGUIN NACHO LEGEND, NO IT WAS NOT A BOT 🙄

^ Small recruiting before battles (9 Nachos)

^ Small recruiting before battle  (19 Nachos)
^ Small recruiting before the battle (17 Nachos)
^Recruiting before battle (21 Nachos)

^ 3 minutes before battle, thwarting BB recruiting. (30 Nachos)
^ Battle begins, Nachos fire. (28 Nachos)
^Nachos fire some moar (27 Nachos)   (6 BB)
^ Nachos do war faces at BB (Nachos 31) (BB 8-ish)

^ Nachos become a tad bit bored with the BB’s lack of troops and our abundance of troops, so we move to the Snow Forts for more room. (Nachos 23ish)

^ Nachos create a line in the Snow Forts. (Nachos 33) (11 BB)
^ Nachos do a sun bomb. (Nachos 34) (BB  8)

^ Cat tank is not amused (Nachos 33) (BB 13) ^ Nachos move to the plaza after BB’s presence fades, and Ias wants to see some action. (Nachos 25)

^ Nachos get sick of this battle (Nachos 28) (BB 11)
^ Nachos are still … sick?  (Nachos 29) (BB 7)

^ We ate something bad last night. (NACHOS 26) (BB 9)

^ moar recruiting for us (NACHOS 27) (BB 8)

^ end of the battle, the Nachos begin to get naked and heart bomb.  (Nachos: I don’t care anymore)

(BB: I don’t feel like counting)

^ battle ends, Nachos are still naked, and I’m tired from arranging the widths and heights of all these images and giving them captions.

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Based on that, I’m pretty sure we won. Remember I said we had a month until we got 40 consistently at battles? I think I was wrong. That might be only 2 weeks from now.

COMMENT IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE 40 NACHOS WHO MADE THIS

***PERSON1233***

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CARIBOU

the patrol of Caribou started at approximately 5:59 PM EST, and 6 Nachos were on Club Penguin by that time. Throughout the patrol we saw no enemy armies except one ACP rogue, which turned into a Nacho after we formed a firing line at him. (Joshpenny406 spotted in Caribou, Snow Forts at 6:17 PM EST. At 6:21 PM EST he asks to join after massacring him.) The Nachos maxed out at 15 for this basically unscheduled patrol. Pwener1 was given the chance to lead this patrol, and I give him an 84% (B) grading mark on his performance, and an 80% grading mark on the Nacho’s response time. The reason for this low mark, was because there were recruits on Club Penguin not listening, and that made it appear that we were more unorganized than I would have liked us to look.

Caribou = CLEAR ✔

PATROL OF FJORD

Occurs at 9 PM EST (TODAY)! I hope that an editor will add a brief summary of the patrol, and pictures, because I (Person1233) won’t be there to take pictures.

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❗ Attention Nachos ❗

Do you want to get 40 Nachos at this event? If you do, we will need to RECRUIT RECRUIT RECRUIT! I ask all Nachos who care about their army, to report to OUTBACK, TOWN at approximately 2:30 PM EST. (30 minutes beforehand)! The battle begins at 3:00 PM EST, and ends at 3:31 PM EST (approximately). If we are going to achieve a swift victory, we will need to have at least 40 Nachos. I hope you guys can make it!

Hola Nachos,

Tomorrow, we have a battle for the tournament. If we win tomorrow, we will advance to the quarter finals against either IT or WW. I hope we have a good outcome against BB and beat them. I can’t make it, but remember to get on CP 30 minutes before to recruit. This battle is really important, so make sure to come.

Nachos Vs Black Bandits

When:  Sunday, August 8th, 2010

Where: Outback, Snow Forts, Town & Plaza (If full use server Snow Fort)

Times:

• 12 Noon PST
• 1 PM MST
• 2 PM CST
• 3 PM EST
• 8 PM UK

Rules:

1. Each battle will last 30 minutes.
2. Each battle will take place in the Snow Forts, Town, and Plaza. If any fighting occurs outside of this area, it will not be counted towards the results.
3. No joke bombs. Joke bombs suck. Seriously.
4. No bots, no cheating, no spying, etc.
5. No allies.

Comment in you can make it! Good luck this week; I’ll check in when I can.

~*Pie1530*

Pie edit: Censored words on Xat must have ***’s after the first letter. We are losing valuable troops due to cussing on chat.

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Aloha! The title says it all, we are back in the Great Alliance 8). If you don’t know what that is, it’s an Alliance from back in 2008 consisting of Nachos, UMA, and IW. I don’t know the reason for the creation, but I’m sure it had something to do with ACP, everything has to include ACP nowadays. We are giving each other a mass recruiting session so we can be a feared alliance and rise to the top. I have a feeling that everything will run perfectly. Here is the info:

Mass Recruiting Session:

Who: UMA, Nachos, IW

What: Mass Recruiting

When: August 9th (Monday)

12:00 A.M PST

1:00 P.M MST

2:00 P.M CST

3:00 P.M EST

8:00 P.M UK

Where: Frozen, Town-Plaza-Dock

Why: To Help Each other Out

Comment if you can make it! This is really important, it will sort of prove our true size. I expect all owners, most of the mods, many members, and tons of the Alliance members.

P.S. Sorry for the short post, it is 1:15 A.M here in EST. Btw, all owners need to be on chat for a secret meeting that is not secret anymore.

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

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❗ Tomb, NW leader, has thought over his decision of war, because he wasn’t thinking. If Pie and Ads agree, the war will be called off ❗

THIS is what Fjord looked like during the raid.

Today’s Fjord invasion was a success, until 4:48 PM EST. The Nachos were preparing to log off, when a patrolling Nacho sighted the Night Warriors at the Ice Berg. Tomb came on to our chat and announced this was their declaration of war. Many Nachos had logged off already, so with half of our forces, we battled the Night Warriors. They had a slightly larger amount of troops than us, but we pulled through and they logged off at around 5:15 PM EST. This raid was their declaration of war, so we’ll give them war. The ironic part about this, is I created the Night Warriors 😐 Here are some pics of the end of their raid:

Vendetta (Cookies) informed me that they will be raiding our servers unscheduled, so make sure you patrol the Nacho Empire’s servers whenever you can! If you see any Night Warriors, the Nacho Forces will be there in a matter of minutes. Let’s not have this spiral into a war with posts flaming the other army. I hope we can have a good old Club Penguin war, with SNOWBALLS. So get ready for war Nachos.

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In other news, the Nachos held an awesome patrolling of Fjord tonight. At first only 5 people showed up in 2 minutes so I was getting ready to give up, but we started to recruit. Other members on chat showed up, and we had 15 members. We recruited a couple of recruits as well!

I’d say we only have a month to go until we get to this level again (55 NACHOS):

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Aka here.

Sorry to make such a self serving post, but I feel some questions need to be answered about me, and since I don’t feel like saying who I am on chat, I’ll say it here.

Too many people have been asking me questions like “What are you working towards?”, “What is this KSF?” and, more recently, “Why are you so mysterious?”. I will answer every single question and more about me right here on this post, so you guys can get at least a better idea of whom I am.

1. Who are you?

My name is AkaBob22, I’ve been in Club Penguin Armies for around 5 years now, in which the majority of that time was in the Nachos. My name is Logan V Cooper, and I don’t really mind if you call me by that name. I am 15 years old (insert nasally whiner “WOW UR TOO OLD FER CP ARMIES”), and I take intrests in Anime, weapons (lol irony), games, Club Penguin Armies, my best friends, and in general, my life. I am an optimist (countered by Jay’s pessimism), and most things can be solved in 5 simple steps. I am a librarian, a sneaky tomato, an enigma, and a veteran of sorts. So yeah, that’s pretty much me.

2. Why are you so mysterious?

Usually I keep most things cloaked in mystery because there are so many things you guys do not know about this game that I do. For instance, there was a Nacho project going on back in the day to create “Ban balls”, which when thrown at the enemy, would ban their penguin forever. Sounds harsh, but yeah, Nachos are always looking for ways to 1-up their opponents. But back to me. I prefer not to tell you guys too much about what is happening because it would just cause further strife in the army and the Club Penguin Army community. I share most of my information with those in Millenium, which I will tell you about right now.

3. What is the Millenium/KSF?

Millenium/KSF is just a group quietly working towards advancing the Nachos in more than 10,000 ways. We consist of most of the Nacho leadership (owner ranks), and are quite secretive about things. We do everything in our possible power to advance the Nachos as a whole and individually, and we are really just a bunch of old timers who wish to be left alone and to talk with other members. I am the most prominent of all of the KSF, so direct any questions about them to me. No, you can not join.

4. What are you working towards?

People tend to ask this question about me alot more nowadays, so I’ll tell you.

1. I want Nachos to be a major army, prefferably number 2 in ranking.
2. I want us to be lead by sensible people who actually know what they are doing.
3. I want to continue gathering knowledge about Club Penguin Armies and the people that are in them.
4. I want to enforce rules.
5. I want to win at this game that I created within CP Armies.

So yeah. Again, I’m not telling you the full story, but it’s for everyone’s best intrest that I don’t.

Any further questions, just comment them on this post and I’ll answer to the best of my ability.

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Aka here.

I’ve noticed we need to start changing things a bit around here, especially on chat. Things that need improved:

1. Spam (On the Site)

I’m tired of having to go on here and delete 3-4 pages worth of spam (late at night) for people who either A: Spam random catchphrases all over every single page an post, or B: Advertise their army on our site. There is absolutley no need whatsoever for either, and both are going directly to the spam section of comments. Hempto’s comments especially.

2. Complaining

I realise you do not want horny hour to go away. I realise you are upset CAPS are gone as well. I am also aware you did not get promoted, and want a promotion. Will mindless complaining and bitching solve the problem for you? No, especially not with me. I don’t care if you haven’t been promoted for over a year now, and that you’ve been on every single day for every hour. Obviously, you didn’t do something right, which is why you weren’t promoted. Unlike my friend Billy, I don’t promote people 10 minutes after they join, that isn’t how I lead, nor will it ever be how I lead. You need to earn your way into a promotion, and then maybe I’ll think about it. Buying me nice things, like Touhou related merchandise, also helps, lawl.

3. Posting on the Site

I know this doesn’t count for today or yesterday, but I’d rather we have two posts every day here, about recruiting times, events, and posts to generally improve (like this post). I grow tired for when I need to make a long ass post of recent-to-future events, or when I need to completley rewrite pages (like the Beginner’s Page) just to find something to do around here. Be active! Post events! Do SOMETHING!

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Now, I realize I’m ranting again, but, as I’ve said before, these are things that need to be fixed in order to make us an efficient, well-oiled machine of godly awesomness. We’ve got a battle against these “Gatorade Gators” (lol, funny name) coming up, and I expect everyone to show 110% and destroy anything that comes in our path.

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