Even though I planned this long ago it seems to  have too gone fast that I’m retiring. I’ve gotten quite busy and decided not to waste time on cp even though it may be fun to others. I will surely miss the nachos so look below for people I will remember.

Joker And Billy: You two were great friends during my modship and the beginning of my owner career. I will never forget you two, well maybe joker heh heh heh jk.

Tan: …. good friend

Pie: you also a good friend, maybe better cough

Chris : You are a pimp. That makes you secondary pimp of the pimp tree.

Wolfie: I kinda forgot to put you in at first XD. You are an awesome person to talk with

Penguin (brent) : *puts down newspaper* hmph *starts reading again*

The ksf : even though I’m still in your group I just wanted to announce that we aren’t nazis and maybe some of you guys should change how you think about it even if idc. It’s a group of gamers pretty much nothing less or more.

Maire: I will see you on chat so I won’t miss you as much since I will see you around, Rose.

Tuck: I should put you on here before you nag to me about not putting you up here.

Quince: Good friend indeed

Aka: well you are retired too but you deserve to be in this post cause you a wise and an awesome otaku friend shhk.

Dash: An awesome friend who always supported my in some gay to just damn right weird ways.

And many other I didn’t get to list due to length of this post.

See you around chat people and adios.

I now hang my sombrero and slither onto a boat to retirement island

And many many others that I chose not to list to make this post shorter

Joker and the rubix cube. Get better at those Joker.

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Aka, Its been pretty great. Even though I dont believe this is the right choice..Its been a good ride. ~Tan

Cobra- you were and still are a good friend since we can talk on steam but there wasnt any example i followed and you shouldve know that XD. You will be and not missed in nachos (cause of haters like 50 lulz). Have a good retirement.

Aka here.

Gamer, I kept my promise to you. That I would be leader again. I never said I would be a sucessfull leader, but I kept my promise. That was the only reason I wanted to be leader. To keep the promise, lol.

So yeah, I’m retiring because everyone has to be an ignorant shit, say I am inactive (even when I get on and recruit while they sit and talk idley on chat), and obviously has no respect for anyone who does anything for an extended period of time.

Only have 7 people to thank.

Cobra-Thanks for making the little time we had on chat bearable, for the little time we served in the Nachos together. Needs to be leader, even though he said he doesn’t want to be.

The KSF-Although we are a bit inactive at the moment, you all are a great group of people who are just misunderstood. Derp.

Joker-Though you and I had more than a few differences on things (i.e everything), I admire your abilities to be in this army after being inactive for so long, and for providing a good arguement every now and again. I guess everyone wants you to be leader, so I’m not going to stop you, even though I probably should.

Ads-Just as you repaid me in the beggininng by letting me back in, I repaid you by helping you every single way I can. Though you are retired, I sure hope you know that everything I did in this army was to help and support you. I guess neither of us is the “Boss” now, hah.

Quince-Well Quince, you said you were never appreciated and all. Though you are wrong. I was glad you were (somewhat, due to you being inactive or on at night >.>) there while I was leading. You need more respect than people give you, for sure. I hereby designate you “Cool beans.”

Pie-You are a good man/kid. And a good leader. Ads wouldn’t have made it as far as he did without you. I hope I don’t irritate you too much by leaving a little early.

The Nacho Empire-The few of you who did support me, thank you. Those who did not support me, thank you. You both made the challenge that much harder for me, which is what I truly enjoyed. Though my anime annoyed some of you, I only posted it to show the innocence in the world, that not everything has to be sex, drugs, and *drum roll* rock n’ roll.

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So yeah. I don’t really have any requests, because I’m pretty sure this will be the last time I try to be leader. I have a girlfriend, piano lessons, weight lifting, and anime to do, which leaves little time to play this game. The two things I request are that you continue the DCP war (at least until the initial invasions are over), and that whoever gets picked to be Leader to go easy on Cobra. He’s a good kid, just following the wrong example.

-Aka

I left entirely on my own. So anyone who says “HAHA AKA LEFT”, it is not because of them. You have only me to blame : D

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Aka here.

At the urging of the other leader/s, the fact that no one likes DCP anymore, and that you all wanted it, The Nacho Empire declares war on the Doritos of ClubPenguin, due to the federal offense of leading a militiant group on Fjord, which is punishable by a huge owning and then death by firing squad. I’m pretty darn sure we can beat this group of copiers who get hacked every other day anyway.

Invasions

Assualt on Permafrost

When: Friday, September 23rd.

Times:

–6:00pm EST

-5:00pm CST

-4:00pm MST

-3:00pm PST

The Destruction of Ice Box

When: Sunday, September 25th

Times:

–5:00pm EST

-4:00pm CST

-3:00pm MST

-2:00pm PST

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The Nacho series of invasions will end with,

The Fjord Uprising

When: Monday, September 26th

Times:

–7:00pm EST

-6:00pm CST

-5:00pm MST

-4:00pm PST

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We have a new leadership, new faces, and some servers to take. As long as we all work together, we can destroy the Dorito Menace; hit them where they live! While the DCP will be crying about the wins we will have, we can then retake our beloved server, and wipe them from the face of Club Penguin! They have no right to be on our game, lest they feel the wrath of the Nacho Army and all of it’s loyal and dedicated soldiers. For the Nachos!

-Aka

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Aka here.

After seeing what most of you thought, it has become clear to me that the best choices of people to fight for this war are the Doritos and Team Gold.

Now, I know alot of you voted for other armies, so this will be the last and final poll before we go to war with either of them.

Your choices are the DCP, or Team Gold.

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Also, there was a meeting last night in which the only attendees were Tan, Cobra, Wolfie, and myself. This is unacceptable.

A new owner meeting will be on:

Wednesday

-6:00pm EST

-5:00pm CST

-4:00 MST

-3:00 PST

I will give the chat to those who are online.

As this is a high rank meeting, only owners may attend. Later on in the week we will have a moderator meeting to discuss various problems and solutions for right now.

-Aka

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Tan Edit: I agree with Aka here.. War gets us active.. We still will be having our PB tomorrow (Sunday) though so be there 😀

Aka here.

I do not think we will be moving forward by setting up week long recruiting sprees or having practice battles with allies. We need war, but I cannot decide on any one army.

So you shall decide for us.

Vote for who you want to have war with. Anyone other than ACP, IW, and UMA is allowed. I discourage voting for Night Warriors or RPF, but I feel by removing those previous three I am already deciding too much. So derp.

-Aka

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ok i never really got a chance to come on and say thanks and ofically retire from the greatest army of cp i have ever seen… so i will do it now, since i have a few minutes. First off i would like to say that my experiance (about 2 1/4 years, since august 08) in the nacho army was great and i had tons of fun. Even though i faught with most people and made tons of enemys (especially with the higher ranks) we still had fun and got over most of it. I made lots of friends also, along with the stupid childish cyberdating. Now im  retiring for a few major reasons. Some include me being 15, in highschool spending most of my time playing football, i really have no need to be playing a childish game. Also i have learned that you become more and more dumb as you sit at a computer all day playing games. Also cp is boring but chats are funn.
 

There are many people i have to thank for my long and enjoyfull journey through the ranks (twice) and at the end i have one request as a loyal retiring nacho.
First the people i want to thank are:
  Joker- you made my years i meet you stressful, entertaining, hard (with all the fights we had), but mostly fun, we had alot of memorys like armys we were in together, created together and all. Thank you
   Billy- same as jokers. Thank you
   King kinz- Yes my friend, your apprentice has to retire. im sorry but it was fun knowing you. you were like a brother to me. i could go to you for advice anytime. thx.
   Cobra- You made if fun with all the jokes we shared.
   Jenny- sorry about the fights we had which never should have happened but you were my best friend on here and i will miss you.
   Ads- you made my nacho life stressful. thx
   Pie- thanks for bailing me out of probations and fires and all of the other shit that happened. you were a great friend.
  Tan- imma miss you bro who lives near me
  person1233- nice job leading this army through the bad times. your the greatest leader i have seen
   shadow- dont really know you but you were sometimes cool to me
   alessa- i known you for only a little time but like jennys, you were a great friend and i will miss you to
    Maire- have fun with cobra if you know what i mean ^.^
   tuck- we had fights but at the end we became friends and you can actually be nice if you want to

Sorry if i forgot you. i gtg so i didnt have enough time to thank all the people who i know and i like but if i did it would take all day. My one request (which does not need to happen but i would like if it did) is that since i put a shiz load of my time on here and with all my fellow nachos is i stay mod on chat. i was grand general when i retired. this is my speach and i will miss all of you. i will ocassionally be on chat for maybe a few minutes whenever i can. so ill see you all there.
          “~keep your friends close, your enemys closer, and the pimp hand the closest~”

Aka Edit: Kept the entire post as-is, other than to seperate paragraphs and bolden names.

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Hola Nachos! It’s your “friendly neighborhood 3ic” here(lol Pwener). Anyway, as the post title says, we are having a Practice Battle with UMA this Sunday, which is two days from now.  Now I seriously do expect everyone to be there. This is not just like any other recruiting session. This is way more important. In case you haven’t noticed, we have fallen dramatically on the CPA top ten, from #1 to #4. Now, I made a promise to Folay I wasn’t going to insult the army or its inactiveness. Insulting doesn’t solve problems, it only makes them worse. So, I expect everyone to be there. Really I cannot stress this enough, you have to, you need to be here! This is our chance to break out of our inactivity issues and become #1 as we previously were! So lets show the UMA that Nachos may have been down, but not out. Let’s show them that we can still get at LEAST 35-40. Lets show the UMA that we can still fight, and that WE ARE STILL NACHOS!

Update!: The PB times have changed. It is now:

When:Sunday

Times:

4:00 PM EST

3:00 PM CST

2:00 PM MST

1:00 PM PST

9:00 PM UK (this lifts up the your excused part a little bit. Unless its still too late for you, ONLY THEN you can be excused.)

Server:Fjord

Once again, I expect and want to see everyone there.  This will have a 90% impact on confirming if you are going to get a promotion.

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After Battle Recruiting

Where:Whitehouse,Town/Plaza/Forts

When: After the PB vs UMA

Reason:To get bigger

I want everyone to get on 15 minutes before the battle, to recruit a little and get prepared.

~ Keep Pwning            -Wolfie1215

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Wolfie Edit: Ok, Aka, I dont have any problem with you. But aka is a smart bean (lol). Guys, dont go hard on him, he may have already been leader, but in a way thats good! This means that Aka knows what to expect and can handle the situation in the best of ways. Also, not many people are on at 11:00, so at least no new recruits will know the bad language we use. I approve of the horny hour, but guys, try to not curse AS much. Im not telling you not to curse at all, just limit it.

Aka here.

Going to start making my first decisions as leader right now.

1. Giving Your Rank Away

Starting now, no owners (other than leaders) or moderators will be able to give ranks away without two of the three leaders agreeing on it. Reason? We aren’t an army where you play for a long time, and when your friend suddenly joins in from another army and you give your rank to him as some kind of gesture of kindness, that is a blatant insult to everyone who actually has to work for that rank. Might the person be qualified for the rank? Maybe. But when someone who has been here for 2 years or more gives the higher mod rank to someone who has only been here for a week/month, you’ve essentially screwed over the guy who was waiting for a promotion all that time. So derp.

2. Chat

Some problems have arisen on chat, and I will deal with them now.

• ZOMG NACHOS R GUNNA FALL WITH THREE LEADERS!

All I can say to this is “Wow…” because there really isn’t a better way to put it. Tanman and I have been leaders for less than a week, and you are already judging us? I am still on leave, so you can stop instantly pc’ing me as soon as I get on to get on and/or commenting on “how lazy the leaders are.” Wanna know my day? As soon as I get home, I get on the site. I approve or mark comments as spam, add everyone to the ranks, either make or think about possible posts, get on chat for a few minutes, then get off to do homework. When I am done with homework (by now around 7:00 at night), I get back on for a few minutes, check my facebook, then get off to eat. I take a shower and go to bed. I told you all that if I was to become leader I wouldn’t be all that active and if a battle were to arise Cooper would lead in my place. Believe me, I’m trying to help as much as I can with the little time I have. As for Pie and Tan, they can speak for themselves.

Gee, I went off topic, hah.

• Wow something didn’t go my way, so now I’m going to rebel.

Have fun, friend. We tried all we could to get you to stay, but nothing of value will be lost anyway.

• AKA HAS BEEN LEADER FOREVER!

Of course. I’ve got experience in leading, and I’ve made some good friends as leader. Why the hell else would I be leading?

• SPAM SPAM SPAM

I’ve noticed we are having too much spam on the chat. Since all of you with nit-pick every little detail, I will tell you what spam is. Spam is an acronym for Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. Spam can come in any number of varieties, from the meat variety to smiley spam to repeating something over and over. Spam is also advertising on chat, for any reason. Spam includes, but is not limited to: Smiley spam, advertising, repeating a phrase over and over, saying something over and over, and being a general nuisance to chat goers. The phrase “over and over” means saying the same thing at least 3 times within a certain time period that will be decided by the leaders.

• The future of Horny Hour

Out of the goodwill of my heart, I am going to bring Horny Hour back. From 11:00pm to 12:00am EST, say all of the sexual language you want. However, any excessive sexual language outside of that hour will be a kick, another kick, then a ban. The leaders will decide what excessive is. However, any of that language directed toward a owner on chat (i.e me) can be an immediate ban. So don’t say that shit toward me.

–Aka

Big deal, I like Mass Effect >.>

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Joker edit: Excuse you Aka but who ever said I dropped out? I want my rank..

Pie edit: Congrats on the new leaders, you two will do very well. I am going to retire soon, so when I do leave, I hope that you guys can keep us in the top 3 armies. I am counting on you guys.. don’t blow this (D)

Aka here.

Was informed by Pie on chat today that the elections were over. New leaders are Tanman and myself, since I decided to lie that Joker decided to dropout or something apparently.

Before I end this post, I must remind the Nacho peoples that I will not be as active as I would like to be until weekends or during breaks in the school year, due to my grades and all. I’ll make everything I can, and when I can’t make something (out of the goodwill of my heart), Cooper will stand in for me.

^Video I was watching when leaders were announced^

Feel free to edit this post Tan or Pie.

-Aka

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Wolfie Edit: To the members out there, I am proud of you guys. You really are the heart of this army. Without you there is no us. We just want you to help this army, with the rest of the mods and owners, to bring us back to #1 again. And we can’t do this without you. So don’t think that your’e not important. In fact, youre the most important thing in this army. And if someone calls you a noob, especially a retired person, who gives a fuck? They’re not even in this army anymore, so it doesn’t even matter (I’m not trying to make the retirees look bad, just don’t call the new people “noobs” or “idiots”.  With the combined powers of the leaders, the mods, and the members, we are an unstoppable force. WE ARE THE NACHO ARMY!

“Gah” is right. We need major work. I believe no one is doing their absolute best. I mean, you can’t blame Pie, he’s doing the best that he can do. I have to agree with Pwener on 50 though, I mean, you could’ve just let him back as a member rank, but mod makes no sense, jesus, the guy plans to overthrow a previous leader AND attempts to hack us, and all of a sudden were all friends again? Give me a damn break. 50, you were fired for a reason, and don’t use your “sophisticated” vocabulary just to make yourself sound like you actually have a damn brain. You should’ve stayed fired, end of story.
But now going on the positive side of things. It’s true, we have fallen into a minor depression.  I’m not going to deny it, but I am going to confront it. I want everyone giving 110%  to his army. If youre not doing something extremely important, I expect you to come to all the events. And also, stop disrespecting  higher ranks, that goes for retired people too. I hate it when I see ” I’m retired so I don’t need to go on, so f***k you and dont tell me to get the f***k on. (SHAD). But anyways, I want to see a turn around for the better.  So lets give it all we got!

~ Keep Pwning          -Wolfie1215

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