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Note: Dont forget the invasion of Mountain server on Saturday! Read the post below this one for details.

Hello everyone it’s the Nachos Co-Leader 50 Cent 254.  This post is aimed toward CPAC, Major Army Leaders, the army council, etc.  Today I’m going to teach you all a lesson about how to run a Government in which most army leaders don’t know about.

An Army Council (something which I once supported) is a huge mistake.  Rules in armies mean absolutely nothing if you don’t have power and fear behind them.  For example, lets say ACP (the most powerful army at the moment) refuses to follow the rules this council has passed and ends up being destructive, what is the council going to do about it?  If every army in the council decides to go to war over it (which I doubt they’ll all unite together due to alliances) then you’ve just solved world peace within Club Penguin Armies which is not what we are aiming toward.  Even if the miracle of every army uniting to take down ACP happenes in this situation then all this council has done is create a huge friendly alliance.  And if that were not to happen then how are you going to punish ACP?  You can’t.

My point is that rules are just words.  Words mean absolutely nothing if you don’t have people willing to enforce them and citizens willing to follow them.  This is why the only actual law in armies that’s consistently been successful is the 24 hour rule.  That is because so many people agree with it and enforce it.  Laws such as the Bot Bill & the 12 server rule, etc have failed due to lack of agreement and enforcement, or just starting a huge alliance over it.  I never have actually seen the 12 server rule enforced knowing that numerous armies claim to own 20+ servers.  I’ve also never seen the bot bill enforced seeing that everybody from Saw to Wwebestfan who has broken it has not been punished.  These councils are a mess.

Rules within armies work perfectly though foreign rules (councils) are simply a mess.  The only foreign rules that work are not organized rules.  They are rules through fear & power.  If an army does something that’s “not classy” it is your job to punish them for it rather than hope a couple of words will save the day.  If an army tries to mess with ACP for example they know they’ll get their ass kicked and that’s how fear is used to intimidate.  Crying to mommy (laws) fail when it comes to punishing though power/size within an army work perfectly.  I also don’t like how the media is assembling this council.  It’s like Fox News trying to start up a government, just not a good idea.  Skloop and CPAC have to much power.  Everyone listens to Club Penguin Army Central.  They take it literally not realizing that the media is generally opinion based. 

CPAC and Sklooperis alone have the power to host virtually every  tournament, make or break an army, decide the outcome of wars, and now create laws.  Me along with many others have been concerned for awhile now about the influence of the media on armies.  They pretty much run Club Penguin Warfare and it’s going to get to a point where they abuse it (if they haven’t yet).  So I hope the people will stop them before it’s to late.

Now for a basic summary of what I just said:

Most council rules are ridicoulous, never enforce laws, and just end up creating huge alliances.  War does not have any rules.

The only time a council is acceptable is a temporary council due to an army being destructive.

All the stupid laws (other than the 24 hour rule) that council’s have created should be abolished and instead rules should be enforced by the amount of power each army has.

CPAC and Sklooperis have to much power.  The media has more of an influence on troops than it should.

~50

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Hello Nachos its Tan :D. Since we havnt posted in forever it seems im going to post on a few things that need to be posted about.

Well, first subject is Patrolling Nacho servers. Patrolling does not take long at all just about 5 minutes then commenting on the “Patrol” page of what you saw. You are supposed to patrol Fjord,Whitehouse,Mountain,Cloudy,Blizzard servers. I would like all Nacho soldiers doing this no matter what rank Owners,Mods,Members all should be doing this. You could also get a group on a Nacho server if no one is on yet. You will not be punished for helping the army :).

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Now, my 2nd part of this post is a little of a poll.

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Now onto my last part of this post. This is just a little reminder of chat rules.

• There is NO cussing/Inapp from 7AM EST to 9PM EST.

Consequences:1st time=Kick.. 2nd=Guest

Note:This rule applies for EVERYONE

Now, I know alot of people do not like this but think of the army. If you dont cuss/be inapp then it makes the new members feel more comfortable and not quit. I will allow you to say hell but that is it. Please follow this rule because it is the most important.

• Do NOT disrespect other Nachos

Consequence:1st time= kick to whoever is fighting..2nd=Guest to whoever is fighting or involved

Guys its not that hard to avoid fighting. If you really do not like the person or do not want to talk to them just put them on ignore. Simple as that it isnt hard. If you must fight with them than atleast bring it to PC.
• ALWAYS go on CP when asked

Consequence:1st time=Kick..2nd time=Guest

Guys this is a CLUBPENGUIN army. Not a hangout on chat. If we tell you to go on CP you go.

• Do NOT ask to be a mod or ask for a promo

Consequence:1st time=Will DECREASE your chance of a promo/mod if you ask..2nd time=Kick/Guest

Guys the leaders know who is active and who isnt. You do not have to beg for mod or a promotion. We will know you are active and you will recieve your promotion at the end of every month.

• Only Major General-Elite General/Retired 2ic’s + Leader/Retired HOF members can be mods.

Consequence:1st time=Decrease of getting mod.. 2nd time=Kick/Guest

Guys the people who are mods now earned it. They have either fought in many wars as a Nacho or earned their rank up there. You cannot be a Nacho for 1 month and get mod it takes experiance than that.

Now I know we’ve had these rules for a while but now its time to start following them.IF I hear or catch anyone disrespecting these rules behind my back there will be a punishment (I sound like a teacher O_O). That is about all I have to say.

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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Battle is now get on chat and Mountain server.

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

Hola Nachos!

Tan asked me to make this post to inform you that the Nacho Army will be invading Mountain on Saturday. In hopes to add Mountain to our modest empire, we will storm Mountain from Wolfie Creek(Mountain, Beach) and end at the top of Mt. Person (Mountain, Dojo). The time that the invasion will begin, is directly after the practice battle with GT, so an approximate time would be 3:35 PM Eastern Standard Time(12:35 Penguin Standard Time).(Dont forget to read about the PB with GT at the bottom of this post).

The reason we are invading Mountain is because for some reason, Mountain disappeared from our grasp in the midst of confusing war. Mountain is valuable ground to us, because it has Mt. Person(18,342 ft) and the Shaddy Paddy Hills(69ft, stretching 6.9 miles), which are great vantage points for a fort.

(Don’t laugh at me, we’re pretending to be armies conquering servers on a child’s game 🙄 )

Once we win Mountain, the week of January 17th to January 21st will be filled with events on Mountain, to christen it as Nacho soil. In conclusion, here are the official details for the invasion of Mountain:

INVASION OF MOUNTAIN SERVER

Date: January 15th, 2011[Saturday]

Server: Mountain Server[Start at Beach]

Times:

 ➡ 3PM EST

➡ 2PM CST

➡ 1PM MST

➡ 12PM PST

➡ 8PM GMT

*** Be on http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp ***

Other Information: I’m not going to give out a number I expect to be there, but I expect that the Nachos who show up are determined to take over the land that ACP has taken was once ours!

~COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT

Power in the hat,

***Person1233***

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~COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE THE BATTLE!~

The Nacho Army is officially at war with the Golden Troops.

 This war should be a pretty easy war guys but I still am expecting us to break 45+ troops at one of our invasions. Heck, maybe even 50+ troops! So I want you to try your hardest to make ALL battles and be on chat as much as possible for unscheduled raids and recruiting/training. Also a new message to all new Nacho Soldiers….

WELCOME TO THE NACHO ARMY :D!

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

^That is our chat, where you report to for battles. Also, all ranks have been updated, so make sure to check the ranks page  for your rank.

GT wanted to drop out of the war they started, so we were kind and allowed them to. However, we are going to be having a practice battle with them! I am expecting atleast 40-45 soldiers so try your hardest to make the battle.

Here's the details

Practice Battle on Marshmallow

Note: Be red for this battle

When: Saturday, January 15(2011)

Where:Marshmallow Server (If full we will fight on another server but still be fighting for Marshmallow)

Times:

3PM EST

2PM CST

1PM MST

12PM PST

8PM GMT

***Be on http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp for the Battle***

~Also,sorry for being inactive this weekend. I was grounded until Saturday morning then went to an NBA Saturday and Saturday night. I just got back and am typing this at 3A.M. :/. Also x2, Great job at the battles!

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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THE INVASION OF FJORD IS WON.

Today is my 3rd year anniversary of being a Nacho, don’t let me down.

AND YOU DID NOT LET ME DOWN! The Nachos outperformed and outlasted the ACP, IW, and Golden Troops(who failed to stay) today on Fjord for FOUR HOURS! You guys showed that the Nachos can last a long time (smirk), especially when we have something to fight for. Today, every single one of you should be proud to be a Nacho!

Also, ACP and IW decided to help GT at our invasion of Fjord. All diplomatic ties with IW are cut of until further notice. The Nacho Empire is now entering DERP CON 1.

What Happened Today on Fjord

What happened on Fjord today, definitely did not resemble the picture above. In a strategic move, the Golden Troops scheduled their invasion of Fjord on the same date and time when we would be invading ACP’s server of Snow Globe. Realizing that we, the Nachos, had to find a way to counter their attack, we decided to let them invade Fjord and simply take it back after our battle with ACP.

However, the war ended 2 days before the GT’s invasion of Fjord. This did not change their plans to invade Fjord, and we scheduled a practice battle against ACP during the same time, creating the same situation that would have happened if the war was still on. If everything fell into place, how I thought they may have, ACP, IW, and numerous other armies would not have invaded our server, Fjord, during our invasion.

The events of today went like this:

1. GT invaded Fjord at regular time.

2. Nachos invade Fjord at 4 PM EST, like we plan.

3. ACP and Ice Warriors show up instead of the Golden Troops, to fight the Nachos off.

You may be saying, GOLDEN TROOPS USED ALLIES – THE NACHOS WIN! However, the Golden Troops did not have the right to make the rule, listed below:

As much as I would like to use this rule against them, we never agreed to any rule like this, and they are living in their own fantasy world if they thought that they could force us to obey a rule like that. So, they did the smartest thing, and called ACP and IW to their aid, while they sat back and watched. AT first, things were not looking good for us at all. ACP and IW numbered around 50, while the Nachos barely had 20. No Nacho leaders were on chat, and we were not organized.

By 4:45 PM EST, however, we finally got into the rhythm, and defeated the Army of Club Penguin at the dock. The battle raged on for a few hours, and the dedication of the Nacho Army allowed us to have a successful campaign on Fjord. I am not exactly sure of the status of Fjord right now, because we defended it from the armies we needed to, but GT was not there. I will update this post with a lot more later tonight, when more pieces of the puzzle come together.

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So… I’m Jtzink, and I’m retiring from all club penguin armies. The main reason I’m retiring is because… well long story. I joined Nachos under another name that I forget when I was 9. Ever since, I have been in club penguin armies. Now I’m 14. I need to actually get a job and live my life.
Now to my recognitions
Billy Mays: One of the first people I met in club penguin armies. Remember when everyone in the Nachos put ❤ Billy Mays ❤ into their xat name? Good times..
Joker: I could write a story on you! We had a lot of good times. Never had our bad moment really… You will be a successful guy.
I really don’t feel like writing, so leave a comment and ill reply to it with whatever.
Goodbye Everyone… Goodbye.
-Jtzink

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The Golden Troops are intentionally invading Fjord at the same time as the invasion of Snow Globe thinking that will prevent us from taking over Snow Globe.  Well were not idiots.  The Golden Troops should’ve known that it won’t get in our way.  We will be re-invading Fjord 2 hours after the start of the invasion of Snow Globe.  Read below for the details.

 INVASION OF Fjord SERVER

  Where: Fjord  Server

 When: Saturday, January 8th

  Times:

  4 PM EST

  3 PM CST

 2 PM MST

 1 AM PST

 Be on xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

                                           And don’t forget…. That the rent is to damn high!

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Well, first off I would like to say…

WELCOME NEW RECRUITS! If you are new to this army make sure you comment on the “Join” page. Also look around the site at the cool pages at the top. During the day when you have time and during battles come to this chat below.

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

In the past two days of being on CP most of the day we have gained around 35 recruits! Treat them nicely they are Nachos now and need to be treated with respect.

Now onto the day 2 results. Two words EPIC OWNAGE. Today we patrolled on Mammoth all day and gained 25 new recruits! We also defeated ACP most of the day. I was on from about 12-3CST and we won most of the time during that time. After that I heard we also continued to own :D! Our numbers averaged 25-30. We had pretty good tactics.Here is a short video of our time on Mammoth.

If you got any pictures or videos leave them in a comment in this post and I will add them.

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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Pie edit: Today was an overall great day. Both sides ended up winning a few battles, but in the end, I think we were the overall victors of the day. I must admit, I am very happy with the size, averaging 30-40 most of the time, topping at 38 in the morning. Not only did we out tactic ACP, but at most points we outnumbered them too. If we can get those numbers unscheduled, I can only imagine what we’ll get scheduled.

Nachos, I am so proud of you. The first day of the war and we were maxing 35+ on CP! I logged the Nachos on at about 12 CST and we never logged off until 5:30 CST. I’d say the whole time we were beating ACP. Here is a brief summary of what happened.

Breeze

12Pm CST-We logged onto Breeze and recruited in the Town.About 10 minutes later ACP realized and came to Breeze where we had numbers around 30.ACP then had numbers around 10 where we conquered the Town and forced ACP out. We recruited for a little bit longer until we found ACP in the Snowforts. We then charged the Snowforts where ACP then retreated again to the Boiler Room. We then charged the Boiler Room and fought ACP for about 10 minutes where they then retreated to the Cove(Notice anything here?). We were tired of chasing and charged the Pool and camped out there with around 25 people where ACP finally charged us for once. We fought them off until they retreated to the Attic. We followed them to the Attic where we fought them and they retreated around the server and eventually logged off. We stayed in the attic and played Connect Four for a while when we heard word of ACP on Fjord..

Here are some pics of Breeze:

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Us recruiting in the Town

A nice pic of our Nacho booties ;). XD

Us fighting ACP in the Snowforts.

ACP then retreated to the Boiler Room where we quickly defeated them.

We got bored of chasing ACP around so we sat down and played some Connect Four 😀

Cant take us alone?

Says it all….

We made the Town full all by ourselves :D.

Fjord

The Fjord battle was a little big bigger than the Breeze battle but we still averaged 30 on CP and crushed ACP!

ACP logged onto Fjord after being destroyed on Breeze for revenge. Nachos quickly found out and followed ACP to Fjord. Recruiting in town for a little bit the Nachos had around 35 and ACP with around 10. After various attacks ACP retreated to the Snowforts. IW wanted to join in so they were already at the Snowforts waiting for ACP and attacked. We then got to the Snowforts where IW went to the Plaza and NW logged on and went to the town. With Nachos,IW,and NW numbers combined we had around50-60 and ACP around 15. Nachos had around 25 in the Snowforts and ACP had around 15 where the fought back and forth. NW then charged the Snowforts where both Nachos and NW destroyed ACP. Nachos then charged the Town to let NW take ACP for a little while and we had numbers around 30 in the Town. ACP and NW then charged the Ice rink and fought there where some ACP logged off Fjord and onto Fog (NW capital). Nw asked for no help and they was still about 20 ACP on Fjord. Those ACP charged the Forest where Nachos and IW followed and forced ACP to the Cove. ACP then went to the Iceberg where Nachos and IW followed and destroyed them and forced them finally to the Town where Nachos followed and IW logged off. ACP finally logged off after a long day and was defeated. Job well done Nachos

Nachos and ACP in the forts with pretty even numbers of about 15-20

Nachos sun bomb where we start gaining numbers and ACP loses them.

VICTORY!

As long as this war is happening this we will be doing things like this everyday so be on chat as much as you can!

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