❗ AMERICAN EVENT ❗

TACTICS SESSION

Where: Mammoth (Fjord, if Full)

When: Thursday, March 10th

Times:

• 6:00 EST

• 5:00 CST

• 4:00 MST

• 3:00 PST

• 11:00 GMT

❗ COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ❗

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Hola Nachos, it’s Zayer once again. I know I’ve been posting more then usual lately- which is unusual, seeing as I retired Whatever the case, as I come on chat and approve comments, I’m seeing more and more new recruits- a very good thing. Not to mention a great way to start off a cp career (in the middle of a war between two armies) Surely memories never to forget. So I would like to make this post saying Welcome New Recruits 😀 Because you joined nachos you went from-

So have fun in this army, and to get promoted or get to a higher rank, simply come on chat, go to events that we post right here, and comment to let us know you’re active. At the end of the month, if you did a good job, you get the next rank! Easy right?

Nachos, Keep checking the site for details on upcoming battles, invasions, defenses, and of course parties.

=Zayer=

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Riddle Contest Closed: Winner is Pettag, who guessed Shadow2446. He will receive his prize when the Nacho store opens. New contest in 2 weeks!

Edit:ALL NACHO MEMBERS READ THE NEW POST ON THE MEMBER TRAINING CAMP SITE AND COMMENT IF YOU CAN GO!

Hello. It’s your 3ic Wolfie. So a few days ago, me and Puckley came up with this cool idea. We were thinking “How could we make Nachos more fun?” And then it struck me… CONTESTS. Yes, contests. We hold different contests every week(or every month, I’m still working out the timespan duration). The winner will get points to use in the nacho store. The first person to get the contest right will win. It’s very simple. Now these are all the different types of contests:

Riddle Solving ( We give a riddle, you solve it, very simple)

Scavenger Hunt on Site (There will be riddles on certain parts of the site, it will lead you to other parts of the site, until you reach the final riddle.   Tip: Scavenger Hunts are ONLY on Site)

Comment Contest (I.E The person who gets the 1000th comment will win.)

More contests to be coming soon….

Anyway, this weeks Contest is a… Riddle Contest.

Here is the riddle: (credit to Puck for the riddle)

He led us out of the shadows…

Fighting with all his ammo…

He shaped us, into who we are…

Preparing us for all-out war.

He marched to the beat of his own maracas…

As he brought us out of the ashes.

He still battles today…

Only another way.

Only Nachos that are NOT retired can do this. Retirees, you are probably going to know this quickly.

Good Luck Contestants!                            -Wolfie1215

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Hey Nachos, it’s you’re new Advisor Zayer (new advisor – seems ironic to me). Anyways, I only made the end and led the last 15 minutes or so, and from my point of view at the end – we did fairly well. I know ACP and other people reading this are going “OMG WTF HE WAS ONLY THERE FOR 15 MINUTES” calm down trolls 😆 This is a collective post, something I think we should do more often.

One owner makes the post with their opinion and description of the battle, and other owners add what they thought below. So any owners who went, please put in your perspective of the battle, thanks.

❗ COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT ❗

=Zayer=

Puckley:  Hola Nachos!  I arrived for the very beginning of the battle today.  From what I saw, we did great!  I was really happy with our size, and how we executed our tactics on the battlefield.  During the time I was on, we mostly battled the ACP.  We were giving them a pretty good beating in my opinion.  I’ll let the images of the battle I managed to grab do the talking now…

Pictures of the 1st hour of the battle:

This first picture shows us when we just moved to the Forest, the place where we were supposed to start out at.  But right when we gave the command to go to the forest, the ACP came storming in from the Snow Forts.  Funny, eh?  Our size is about average in this picture, but we’ll soon grow.  We do “War Faces” as we prepare for an ACP attack…

Here, we have regrouped and made a much better line, an “L” line.  You can obviously see we have grown greatly from the past picture.  UMA to our right is beginning to make a line as they help us out.  As ACP begins to charge in, we show our strength with ‘War Faces.’

The ACP seem shocked by the huge amount of Nachos compared to their numbers.  Obviously, many of their troops our locked out.  While the ACP appeared to be confused, we took advantage with an “E+M, Money Charge.”  ACP tried to counter back with a clover bomb of theirs, but we continued strongly, while we also started the “Water Fall” tactic.  Success.

We continue on by switching to an E+6 Frenzy throughout the room.  Meanwhile, the ACP retreat to the Plaza…

Instead of attacking ACP at the Plaza next, we decided to meet up with our enemy, the Dark Warriors and have a little skirmish with them.  We got there so quickly, I was locked out… I assume we did great because we also had the UMA in there helping us also while we attacked the DW.  (I think NW might have even joined in?).  Our superior size overmatched the DW, so after a few charges they retreated.

Right after the DW retreated, we heard the ACP was moving from the Plaza to the Dock.  We quickly tried to meet up with the ACP before they filled the room completely.  Only about half us got in, but we still surprised them bit with a quick strike with a joke bomb frenzy as they tried to get organized. 

Next, we decided to regroup by making a line.  We grow in size.  After doing a couple emotes and chants in line, and throwing a couple snowballs, the ACP would soon join next to us by making a line.

I don’t have pictures of what happens next, but we soon charge the ACP with a “NACHOS NACHOS” bomb.  Somehow we manage to lose troops.  Our other troops are locked out.  The charge was successful, but when we tried to regroup, most of us were gone.  The ACP kept attacking as we tried to regroup.  We soon retreated to the Town, so we could regroup with our other locked out troops.  Finally, here, I had to go.

In my opinion, we were amazing for the first hour I saw!  I couldn’t be more impressed! =D  Let’s keep this up, Nachos.  Nothing will stand in our way.  No one will stop us.

~Puckley

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Hello Nachos! We are starting something new called Nacho Church! The Church is called Nacho Church of the Shadists. Basically, you come on nacho chat on Sunday Mornings at 9  CST. It will take place every week, not just this week. We will pray, eat nachos, listen to relaxing music O_O , and have fun. The preacher will be Dash. The only rules are:

• Don’t interrupt my readings D:
• The only time you can talk is when we take a break for a song or saying “Amen.”
• When we have the Bread of Life aka Nachos of Life, please only take one so everyone gets one.

By the way,

I would like to declare a whole new tank. Put aside cat tank and meet Church Tank ftw.

Anyways, come on chat at 9:00 CST for a whole lot of fun. It won’t be one of those churches your bored to death, believe me.

~Dash

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Tan Edit:I love you 😦

Hola Nachos, it’s Zayer. Today is an important day for me- today, marks the official final day of my army career. Yes, I’m retiring. I’m not really sure what you’re supposed to say in a retirement post-no one really outlines it for you, so I’m basically going to try and tell you about my cp warfare career and thank everyone.

My Cp Life:

Well I started cp probably around 2007, but I joined cp armies around 2008. Not as long as most true, and I didn’t join at the age of 8 or 9 like many people- but rather around 11 or 12, so already I was at a slow start in my career. I first joined after seeing GIANT wars between nachos and fevers army- when 90 nachos was what filled up a room. Being one of the worst rogues you could be, I of course thought I was leader and tried to lead the nachos often times. It didn’t work so well, but I eventually found them through one of persons youtube videos and joined.

Now, starting off as a nacho, I’m surprised I didn’t go to ACP. I would consider myself an uber-noob back then. I have literally taken examples from all the armies I’ve been through, and I have yet to find someone worse then I was (though maybe some were equal in nature) I won’t go into detail, but it took me a while to change. I started my own army called universal. A good idea and it did actually help me in some aspects. I met my first real friend Jtzink or Jake, and he became a second leader. Darthman was my 3rd friend and he became a co-leader. After countless merges and random collaborations with different armies my 3 man army ended up merging into a number 8 army (snow troops I think it was) and I was their 4ic. They soon died out, but before they did that rank took me many places in many armies including WW, HSA, ACP 😆 , IW, almost RFW, and even becoming leader of Black Bandits. I gained many friendships without gaining too much popularity and eventually quit most of them to come back to the nachos. I worked up to 4ic and soon my activeness faltered. As 3ic elections came, I was soon thrown through countless rebellions, retirements etc. I was soon 3ic and trying my best to prove I was the best. Still a noob at heart, I often times lost my temper and rage quit chat (and yes, I still do) . I got promted to 2ic. My soon lifelong cp dream of becoming a leader seemed too good to be true, yet i was excited for it to happen none-the-less. Suddenly, in a forever-changing rebellion, billy was over thrown. Ranks were thrown around, and in a serious of ensuing rebellions, owner ranks and mod ranks were completely changed. I was demoted to 3ic and have stayed that way ever since. I lost hope of becoming leader, I got an active social life, and as I entered high school- cp battles seemed a thing of the past. Now I only came on for chat buddies. I soon realized that I was making a bad decision and that me holding that 3ic spot when someone else who was more active deserved it, was unfair. So, I tried to become more active to no avail. So here we are- I am retiring. Battles aren’t fun for me anymore, and chat is my only motivation (that and my love for the nacho army). So now, here I am, saying goodbye-somewhat.

I’m not leaving altogether like many of you may have thought. I’m simply becoming an advisor so I can still come on chat, attend occasional battles, and try to help the owners with decisions (what I do now just without the title 3ic ) I feel un-accomplished in some terms- I never made it to leader with nachos as I always dreamed, and I was never written in any armies legendary status. So for that, i am saddened. Yet I do not regret my choice of cp armies-because, I have met friends on here, many of which have changed my life (for the better or worse). I’m VERY glad I did this, and I would choose it over sitting at home doing nothing every time. Now, I could go into detail about my career and all the different things I’ve done, but I’m going to get to the people I’d like to thank. (I have a list, but first I’ll do my career thank yous)

1. Tan. I was your apprentice before you were even leader, you put me in your original retirement post, and you helped me make the decisions I needed to know to help me through this style of cp warfare we call fun haha

Now on to the list (yes I only thanked tan because he was the most recent help to my retiring decision. My friends will be included below for the most important reasons-being good friends. Don’t be offended because you weren’t put in with tan :P)

p.s. ANYONE ON HERE when one of you retires, give me an email or phone number or facebook or something because your awesome friends who after cp I want to still talk and hang out with, even if we have never seen each others faces 😉

–Alessa: Hey boo! haha I love talkin to you and  I can’t really put in words how great you are. 😛 We have fun chatting- swishy hair and deep voice lol good times- keep texting me, and hopefully you’ll get a cam so we can cam once time haha

–Shaddeh: guywhoeatschickeninthecorner and one of my best nacho buds, your

an awesome singer BED INTRUDER 😀

–Billy:Part time rape buddy, cool nacho leader, funny guy

–Person : Practically the best nacho leader I’ve met (Idk bout shadow and nyg i wasnt around) but your the one who inspired me to get where I am today. Thank you

–KAT:katie, kitkat, so glad i met you. there’s nothing else to say-you’re one of meh besties. Lots of fun, hope we can keep talking with each other =P me to try my best for 3ic, wish you the best in what you do

–aka: kinda mentor, kinda awesome, you always knew what to say- pretty funny. hope to see you around some time baka xP

–keer :keer, keerios, keerstin your an awesome friend, and while you go through some pretty rough times, you always stick through and you are fun to talk to sista 😛

–Matt: only known you a little while, you were my first shoutout in a nacho post. your a funny friend and  another rape buddy. hope to see you go through the ranks as I do

–pwn: the naked wonder. what can I say. thank God you didn’t become normal- the world surely would have exploded. you’ll get nacho owner, don’t worry about it. in the mean time, keep your pants off.

–drselden: idk where you went, but man you were one of the first people i met when I was here, you were a really cool guy, and you have some real hard things going on, i hope all goes well man.

shevy: A great girl, bff’s, times  go up and down but you never stop coming on chat and believing- keep going, there’s better times ahead.

jtzink: I think you were my first legit friend on here- universal army. i still cry when I think about it… jk not really but my first army that kinda got me where I am today ironiclly, even though we only got 3 people in it lol. You a real bud, and though sometimes a little strange, i wouldn’t want you normal.

darthman: The second guy i met on here like jtzink, you helped me with my first army, and im to have met you mooseman. keep goin

50: while hated by many, that doesn’t stop your awesome ideas and plans to help the nachos, and you are nice to talk to. maybe we’ll lead together if i can hurry to leader haha.

rjm: im one of your epic friends, so i guess your one of mine lol- fun tinychatting, you have a strange laugh…. oh oh oh there she goes, she got up, she went into the kitchen, oh she got a cookie, oh shes back lmao

obby: only known you from tinychat at first, your hilarious and a good nacho- i hope you do make it back to owner one day- you’d be a HOF

linkin: ridikulus fist pump and deep voice your a cool dude who was one of the first nacho leaders I admired with person and aka, because the medals page, person had over 100,000’s, aka had a few 1000, you had 12 rofl. a cool guy, hope you stick around

hersh:hersheh! (hug) lol everyday. a cool IW 3ic, keep it up man, and incase i didnt say it enough, HAPPY BIRTHDAY (7 days ago lol) 10/10/10 😛

sk8ter: brotha from a notha motha, your an awesome guy who can be a tad noobish, but comes up with freakin HILARIOUS army names, and is cool to talk with. keep workin- you’ll get there

chuck: helped me in my first army, and in over 50 armies, your a ridiculous dude who has a life and actually keeps up with all this :S and an awesome leader in whatever army you joined, who could forget you

bobby: im a special friend of yours, your a special friend of mine. great times in uma, your a cool dude, dont stop.

Mr.dunning: dcp lol. your a good leader, never stopping to believe that you can get us to rise. youll be a great owner of ACP one day

ben: DCP again lol- down with doritos and stuff lol. a great leader who wanted the best for his army, no matter if you had 1 or 10 people active, you always tried your hardest. keep it up bud, youll be great.

joker: while infamously calling me gayer, your a f*Cking hilarious guy, and im yo little mexican. demanding respect without saying anything is a skill you posses, and your great.

yoda rulz: a great guy, who even through tough times, being treated unfairly and armies dying, stuck around was only positive and funny, your a great leader, and whoever has you is a very lucky army.

tanner: tanner, tanman,tanneh- however you put it, im your apprentice, your a great leader and guy in general, keep it up, i chose you as a mentor for a reason.

folay: fighting, flicking eachother off, and taking off your shirt- hilarious times and your a cool leader who went from noob i never knew to a cool friend. you may be retiring next month, but youll always be a great nacho

wolfie: i still dont see how i saw you as a ranger, when I was a mod, and then suddenly, you were 4ic within a month or two. however you did it, you definately deserved it with funny personality. wont forget ya wolf, and dont forget that if you die, i get your chickens 😛

mason: a cool guy, while sometimes arguing bout katie, your cool and fun to talk to. good luck in IW.

twitch:while being a cool guy who at one time pissed me off to an enormous amount you were a cool, apologetic friend all along, and you have now worked your way to owner in a few armies- you’ll be another great, i feel it

zee: always wanting to be kicked and hugs, your a funny friend who wsa one of the few people who acted noobish and I acted liked having around lol hope to keep seeing you on chat.

neos: milita of cp or whatever lol some funny quick times, idk how thats goin, but i hope to continue to see you on uma chat.

beast: you naughty, horny little boy in BB lol having a high temper and pissing people off wasnt a good combination often times, but you were funny and did your best with BB, good luck.

suppz: =P buddy from elites, we had some funny,great times. no real bad moments i can recall, thank you fo da pet rock =D You love hugging, and apparently fishy crackers so thought i put that in here xD you a good friend. hope to talk ta ya more ^_^

Mel: only recently started talkin ta yas and what not. Im your uncle, so stop punchin me o:

Freddy: You’re my son now I suppose and you’re funny and one of the only guys from ACP I really know and can call a friend. Keep up the jokes and pickup lines, they’ll never get old haha.

Tuck: You’re kinda mean sometimes but kinda nice at other times, so I’ll call you an acquaintance like friend. Haider =P

Hades: A friend, an ass, a total d*****, nice, kiss ass, and maybe a friend even if you don’t get my rank. Either way you’re funny and it was good to know you, even if it was for a little bit.

Dash: Dashy! You’re a pretty cool friend, and one of the few people not to abuse me when I was a noob. Thanks for that, and sorry for not putting you in :S I coulda sworn you were in here… anyways thanks for being a friend, and keep up the good work as a nacho. It wouldn’t be the same without you.

If there’s ANYONE I forgot to add, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE pc me or comment. It’s a long list and my brain is really fried after writing this. Have great lives guys, I hope you’ve appreciated having me as a friend as I have with all you guys. Hopefully one of these days, I can even meet some of you in real.

=It Aint Easy, Bein Cheesy=

=Zayer=

Tan 2nd Edit:Zayer bro, we’ve been through ALOT. I still remember you as a n00b while I was a mod begging to be my apprentice and I just couldnt refuse lol. Tinychat was the bomb.com also. I will miss you being one of my troops and being in that 3ic spot in the ranks page :(. For the final time… I LOVE YOU :(.

~Your Apprentice

-Tan

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❗ ALL NACHO SOLDIERS READ THIS POST NOW ❗

Tan:Sorry guys but I cannot make this big battle today..My parents are making me go to my bros college baseball game like 5 hours away. The 2ic’s,3ic’s,and advisors will lead us to victory! Dont dissapoint me Nachos!

First, Free For All Battle is now moved to Sunday[TODAY]

Alright, so today I was late to the battle but came to chat to find that CP had completely crashed because of us. GREAT JOB WE WERE SO BIG WE CRASHED CP :D. Lol But TODAY SAME TIMES AND PLACE

BATTLE TODAY[SUNDAY]

Where:OUTBACK server

Times:

2 p.m EST-6 p.m EST

1 p.m CST-5 p.m CST

12 p.m MST-4 p.m MST

11 a.m PST-3 p.m PST

7 p.m GMT-11 p.m GMT

6 a.m-10 a.m Australia

Who:Nachos,NW,UMA,IW,LGT vs ACP,DW,DCP

Dont know your timezone? Check out this picture below to find out!

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LOG ON NOW!

BATTLE IS IN — MINUTES!  BEGIN RECRUITING!

www.clubpenguin.com

• SERVER: OUTBACK

• ROOM: START IN THE FOREST

• RECEIEVE FURTHER COMMANDS ON CHAT:

• xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

• Who: Nachos, NW, UMA, IW, LGT vs. ACP, DW, DCP

This will be a long battle, Nachos.  It lasts from 2 EST – 6 EST.  We don’t expect you to be on from beginning to end.  Take breaks, there is a lot of time, but make sure to keep on logging back on when you have time.  Make sure to listen to highest rank on chat; it is very possibly owners won’t all be on when you are on.  Give whoever is leading your full attention.

 Rise up, Nachos.  Show no mercy, and let’s go win this battle…

~Puckley

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Tan Edit: My Face After I read DW’s flame posts towards us..

My fellow Nachos, we already know the Dark Warriors are backstabbing fools that can’t be trusted whatsoever. We already know they must be stopped and taught a lesson. For this reason, we have responded the Dark Warriors declaration of war on our brother ally the Night Warriors by once again siding with our ally.

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