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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
    ~Nacho Leaders

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    View the complete list of our achievements and awards by clicking HERE.

    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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How to be sure you aren’t missed on promotion day

With promotion day being yesterday, I can already tell that many troops were accidentally skipped over and did not receive the promotion that they deserved. Most commonly, the reason that a troop was accidentally missed, was because that troop did not make his or her presence memorable. There are dozens of Nachos who do not go on chat and simply come to the battles and visit the site daily. This is the most common way that a Nacho doesn’t receive their promotion.

One vital way to make sure that the leaders remember you is to come on Nacho chat even when a battle is not occurring. Not only does it make you seem active, but having intelligent conversations with the leaders and the Nacho community as a whole will get you recognized and remembered. Nacho chat has become a vital part of this army for communication and developing friendship in the army. It’s brought this army closer together during harmful wars that would otherwise tear us apart. Frequenting Nacho chat and trying your best to participate in conversation may be the determining factor in having a leader remember you and noticing you.

If for some reason you can not come on Nacho chat, then there are other options. In this day and age, pictures are required to be placed in the Top 10 because the CPAC reporters are too lazy to go to the actual battles themselves. They rely on the biased pictures from the attending armies, and then sift through them to determine the winner. If you, as a troop, can’t go on Nacho chat, one important thing you can do is take pictures of the events, upload them to a place like tinypic.com or photobucket.com, and then comment those pictures on the battle results posts.

Not only does this make it easier for the leaders because they don’t have to waste time taking pictures during battle, but it proves that you were at the battle. Even simply commenting on more posts is a way to show the leaders that you are active and have been attending the scheduled Nacho events.

The Nacho Leaders are teenagers and kids. They aren’t perfect, so people are often overlooked. It’s up to you to make yourself memorable to the people who determine who gets promotions. Appear active, participate on Nacho chat, and comment on posts on the Nacho site. That’s all it’s really about. Most importantly, being a Nacho should be a fun experiment. Don’t be offended if you don’t get a promotion. Instead, calmly confront Oberst or Talex and ask them why you were not  given a promotion, and give them the necessary evidence. One thing that ruins your chances of receiving a promotion is acting like a noob.

I hope this wasn’t all too complicated for you guys. I know some armies would react like this if a post like this was made on their sites:

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I really hope that you take this advice so that your Nacho experience is as smooth as anything, and if you show the potential, you will one day lead this army that I have spent way too much time in. If you don’t use this advice, I know where each and every one of you lives.

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***Person1233***

Why am I still here?

Promotion Day!

Hola, Nachos!

Today is promotion day, I am heading on vacation starting tomorrow.

Names that are in Bold are people who got promoted, names in Red are people who where demoted.                                                                                                                

 NACHO LEADERSHIP 

 Leaders: Talex831, Oberst543

 Co-Leaders: Violetrox (Carly), Time689, Edd64,

 Ambassadors: Fido1625, Ads354, Billy Mays

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moderator 1.0Master General: Pie1530

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moderator 1.0  General: Patrick2143, Pwner1, Dashing Snow, Wolfie

moderator 1.0 Elite General:  J boy 5, Ark, Gemkiddie,

moderator 1.0 Grand General:  Harvin13, Kronos215, Rabo4,

moderator 1.0 Major General: Crash, Winterburn13,  Jasiux, Benag, Chrisi Blule,

moderator 1.0 Platoon General: Alex Cone, lootking, Ganger90, Vince,  Danny9632,  Alessa298    , Cheeze Nacho,       

 Brigadier General: Jacknat02, Wenny123abc, Foxtails, Ajman9011Redy208, Flurrz, Bam117, , Burritodaily, P85193237, Aninjaboy, Bethpenguin1, Guitar48300, Skipper1090, Nosoe, Reddavis1998, Tat20s, Ragl1,, Ajman9011, Klug1234,Jordi56423, 50 Cent 254

 General: Change, Side Kick, Dj Slides, Frostbite375, MestirSenorz, Frostband1, Icecutter, Monster47345, Wohoo123, Hbk300,Sblingsnail, , Mike Stand12, Starge123, Colombus,Zoo889, Mrtchy, Super Paco24, Kingfunks4, Tic Loo Loo, Gares101, Stompgirl 1, Sharpy 100Spiderguy22,Vahvel1,Carter157, Drsnpr, Meano4, Khimo, Mann21440

 Commander: Beta233, Cman12397, Jcm21, Paint5278, Pengasaurus2, Ralphmets1, Fluffyboy3, Red Cat 09, Sidrec, Joshg1,Maelatron,Daniel574, Pringleprint, Redrocks98

 Major: Charliem21, TannerBoss, Smoovie1, Zack5284, Kdrp, Jason3900, Lilblast1999, Red Dude877, Pettag1, Gary19513,Wellers1, PinkNation, Simon6789, Master, Darksonic618, Penguin2755, Dragonboy5, Red Rocks98

 Colonel: Crazy Bule. Smsm3, Kyl

 Captain: Lukesky124, Ajman9011, Rockinator1, Monster47345, Soma Meme, Purpleguy15, Azza1000, Toulouse101, ,Snowmuncher2, Selenaa934, Patrick 302, Kowalski711,,Smsm3, Bearsandcubs, igguy28, Justin Bie29, Redd Kool, SpyGuy202, Lazydog1998, Darbin, Vonchiefer, Codeman55

 Lieutenant: Becca43321, Hen16, Mrdoghnut, Lollypoppa10, Arceus2088, Orange99114, hjk07,Super Paco24, Ollie3618

 Sergeant: Tcbp, Big G 123, Anirono, Vio789, Haystacks dd,Rainbow54334, Aznkid124, xxrey67xx, fire5008, Ceopuppy 2,Lilritrulezz, Z oom690, Codycat282, pablo20045

Staff Sergeant: Samimimima, Iamadil, Bluey86108, Skyfish, Negi123456, Aridoll8, Marooca, Lsu Tigers53, Pizzaman126,Linus37723, Policepivi, Viv Nat, Glen Billy, Berries30009, Puddleduck63, Rawkinman, Jassy2468, dannshun543, Dj Dan Diaz1,, Warriorr99

 Trooper:   S Cargo2,Codycat282, Woj (Abbie), Kerouaz, Icy Fresh153, T E M P A H, Skyjet3, The Halo Man, Travis602, Pokegirl303, Smashmac, Selenademi94, Bill Wilson, sodaboy,Elizabethkin,Nikky14,Branblue2000, 

 Ranger: , Green Dai, 

 Private:  Plased, Partypooper1, Kennybot3000, Baseball1043, reddude5789

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Trainee(new Nachos): Roro4343, 1a04Superinna44, Ajboyrockshamdanedhal, party1pooper, ozzyman, gavinmc12, ,Bubbagum620robbybobby, Belly17Akshay125, 3shirocker4dk, Omarhopper, diger,, skater12312, Shayne619,, Tempest boy3, Pengum20211, Tkdancer,Great Alex12,RedabellaTrio70stare3000marioman831,  Tyler71267,  Splash28632, ,  rogerdodger1,   mrbrownguy2, Shadowxxxx1, idealrussian, Cheek3005, Fireblaze50,   Munkyman, Sammysam7061,  misssam10,  Zack60145, monkey pie98, Pinky49991, K FOX, lavalucy, 1callum1

moderator 1.0 Advisor: Hades,Person1233,TanMan626

If you feel like you’ve been demoted for no reason comment below.  If you feel like you should be promoted but weren’t, comment below. 

I shall be gone from August 31st – September 6th. I will come on during parts of the trip when I have internet access, congrats to everyone who was promoted!

CPAC Has Changed Us

Hola Nachos!  It’s your (temporary) Leader Time here!

Today I wanted to cover a topic about CPAC.  This post will be about what CPAC did to the Club Penguin Army warfare.

Note: If CPAC finds this offending at all I am not trying to hurt any of your staff.

Moving on with the post;

What CPAC has done to us (everyone);

For the last couple years CPAC has been the “SportsCenter” of Club Penguin armies.  They give us the latest news, the rising armies, etc.

But the main thing they do is the “Top Ten Armies”  Kingfunks4 usually does this.

The “Top Ten” has made all of us ambitious.

It has started either,

  • Hatrid
  • Wars
  • Nasty slurs
On a good note it also does this,
  • It would show who is the best in all of Club Penguin
  • Who to go to war on next time
  • Helped thinking of armies starting an alliance
It has done many more things than those 6.
With the hatrid, flame, war being said, let me explain.
On almost every Top Ten that CPAC has posted, there are usually 100+ comments.  Now if you read all of them (yeah I was awake all night reading comments on CPAC top tens 😆 ) they are mostly hatrid like; Like…
Dude this Top Ten is gay where is the Marshmallow Warriors they maxed 70 but got no picss
SERIOSULY?  THIS IS THE MOST BIASED PEICE OF S*** I’VE EVER SEEN  IN MY LIFE!!
or….
This is the worst site ever this is so biased to ACP.
Those are a bunch of comments I saw last night reading all of them ever.  I did not make any of these comments 🙄
On a good note of CPAC’S infamous “Top Ten” is when people (new people) just joined the Club Penguin warfare want to learn about some armies, so they can pick what to join!  CPAC can do a good job on being informative on each army that are used to being in the top ten.
Resolution:
This resolution is for CPAC:
Do not grade off of size (I know in some posts you don’t, but more size based ones than others), grade off the tactics and how fancy their lines are, and things like that.
If I was a CPAC reporter it would go something like this:

1. Good tactics?

2. Size?

3. Chat size?

4. How many rogues are on CP for you?

That would be MY grading system.  Similar to Person’s grading system it would be like:

1. Tactics: B

2. Size: A

3. Chat size: B

4. Rogues: A

So there grade would be BABA.  Then once you get the armies you THINK will be in the top ten’s scores, then you compare them and… TA-DA you have your top ten for that week.  That is my personal opinion (that I will show CPAC 😎 )

It would be a different, more fun Top Ten every week if they used that system.

Let me explain the part about Rogues.

Rogues have been a part of armies FOREVER.  Rogues (CP noobs) dance in your line while saying “TURN RED FOR THE NACHOZ!”

Part of my grading system is Rogues.  If you have many rogues (Like 10 on) that means your presence is felt on that server.  We (The Nachos) have been trying to make our presence on Fjord.  If we keep going there and making our presence felt… guess what?  You get a rogue googling “Nachos of Club Penguin” they find our site, comment, come to our chat.  And ta-da we have a new recruit.  Presence on a server is big for armies in a whole.

Mental Note: Rogues are a key to CP armies

Wrapping up this post,

CPAC can be a bane or it could accommodate for the lack of recruiting skills an army has.

Wow I did the member promotions last night and read all of the CPAC Top Ten comments ever.  You could say I have no life, but I’d turn the other cheek. 😉

That is all  -Time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Fun Raid!***TODAY***

All owners read the private post!

Note: This has NO intentions of war towards anyone!

Hey Nachos since no owners have posted an event in 2 days I guess I will.

❗ RAID OF _____ ❗

When: Wednesday, August 31

Server: TBA

Time:

6:30 Eastern(EST)

5:30 Central(CST)

4:30 Mountain(MST)

3:30 Pacific(PST)

11:30 United Kingdom(UK)

❗ COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ❗

Hide ‘n Seek!

Howdy Nachos,

Today Poch from Ninjas has invited the Nachos to play a cool game of Hide and Seek on CP. I honestly have no idea how we are going to do that but it seems like a fun thing to do after our recruitings and PB with GT.

Hide and Seek vs. Ninjas

Date: Sunday August 28 

Times: 1pm PDT, 2pm MDT, 3pm CDT, 4pm EDT, 9pm UK

Place: Rocky Road, Ski Village

:!: Make sure to be on chat! :!:

I hope to see you all there!

-Oberst

Victory over GT!

Today, we have beaten the number one army, The Golden Troops. We maxed 52, when they were maxing 15 at the most during the whole event. Our tactics were perfect. We should be like this every event. If we keep getting numbers like this at events and doing tactics perfectly, I think we will be able to stay at the number one spot for a very long time. Although we did great on Club penguin, I didn’t get any pictures. So if you do have any pictures, please put them in the comments and they will be added to the post. We first logged on about 30 minutes before the event, when we first logged one we had about 20-30 on Club penguin. By the start of the event we were at 40-50 for the rest of the event, we were even able to make a U on Club penguin.

COMMENT YOUR EVENT PICTURES!! 

~Billy Mays

***REMINDER*** BATTLE WITH NINJAS!***TODAY***

Practice Battle TODAY at 3 PM EDT(12 PM PDT, 8 PM GMT) @ Northern Lights.

Hey guys, I’ve organized a Practice Battle with the Ninjas and i’m expecting 30-40 at the event considering we are the Number two army.

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Hurricane Irene

This is just a post to all of those who will be facing the potentially devastating hurricane about to hit the East Coast of America. I myself, and the world will be praying for you and your safety and you are excused for any inactiveness during this hurricane time.

~Good luck to everyone

-Tan

 

Covering some Topics

My friends, do not fear.  That is what most of us our doing.  After school started (for most people), we have been falling.  But, to be honest, the whole CP warfare is falling.  So, let’s plan some things.  I know we have the PB with GT tomorrow (thank god it’s on the weekend), we should do great.

Note: Do your homework on Sunday, if you have to.  Make sure you come to the Practice Battle against GT.

Homework.  That’s peoples excuse sometimes.  YES I UNDERSTAND that some things are mandatory for the next day of school, but really, you can put it off for about 20-30 minutes to make an event…. I mean I’M JUST SAYIN.

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Another thing I wanted to touch base on is this, do you know why some new troops are leaving?  PervertednessYes there are those days when you are especially, “pervy”.  Please hold your temptations until 9PM EST. 😆

It is becoming a problem, troops leaving, people complaining.  Remember, some troops are 10 years old to 11 years old.

Yes, I know, I know.  I can be extremely perverted at some times (most of the time). But I will do my best (Yeah you wish Time 🙄 ) to hold it back until 9PM EST.  It will be quite easy.

Comment on what YOU think!

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Thank you all for your time.

If we have a lot on chat, we are going on CP.

That is all

-Time