Poll

I made this poll because people are inactive during events because of poor scheduling. Either homework or something else is going on. I made this to see if you guys even use the site to see an event ahead of time instead of just using the chat to find out about an event all of a sudden and say you cannot come.

Maybe we can start getting people to use the site often so we have more people at events. I promise we will make the Nachos more fun in the future:)

What is your favorite Original Disney Movie?

Mine is The Lion King :3

Chat raids :D || Video Games (feat. BF3 v MW3) Votes || Give us a fact about you!

Hello, Chrisi here. After our battle against the Ninjas, if we get 20+ we will have a chat raid, however, if we get less than 20, we won’t, think of this as an award, not something that is mandatory or is going to happen. If we get over 30+ you’ll also all get free cookies from me :D.

Anyway here are the details of the chat raid.

Saturday 19th of November

1:00 PST P.M ||2:00 MST P.M ||3:00 CST P.M. || 4:00 EST P.M. || 9:00 GMT P.M.

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Just for the ‘lulz’ I want to know what some of your faveourite consoles, games (MW3 vs BF3, and game publishers are!

I had also done a “Faveourite Publisher” poll, however after making this poll 5 times and deleting it 5 times I gave up, as each time it took 4-5minutes due to the amount of publishers I had typed in I gave up. :/

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…And for even more lulz, at the end of posts I consider to be ‘fun’ I will ask you to give on fact about yourself in the comments below based on the subject that I gave you, so please fill this in, make everyone happy ;

Name:

Your most embarrassing moment:

Mine would probably be falling up the stairs to the stand thingy in a whole school meeting thingy.

~Chrisi

Re-newing N.E.D

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Practice Battle vs Ninjas!

Chrisi’s Edit: Erm where is the chat widget? Also to any new recruits, access the chat HERE

******ACTIVE COUNT BELOW******

Hello Nachos,

We will be having a Practice Battle with one of our closest allies, the “Ninjas” :mrgreen:

Here are the battle’s time and information!

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Practice Battle with Ninjas!

When: Saturday, November 19th!

Server: Fjord

Times

12:15 PST P.M ||1:15 MST P.M ||2:15 CST P.M. |3:15 EST P.M. || 8:15 GMT P.M.

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I hope you are all able to come so that we can prove that we are NOT falling. Get ready Ninjas, we are about to show you what we are made of! 😉

Also, remember to have fun during the battle! Remember that we are allies, not enemies! So when the battles takes place, I want you to go out there and have some fun!

***COMMENT IF YOU CAN COME***

This will count towards promotions.

-Danny|Nachos Leader-

Active Count 11/13/11

Active Count

1. Club Penguin Name

2. Current Rank

3. How active are you? (1 – 10)

~Hurricanex1

Okay.

Well, as you can see by Danny’s previous post, we have re-did the ranks, thus making me a 3ic. I just want to introduce myself to the troops.

My Club Penguin name is Thex478.  I joined CP armies in 2007 to ACP. I am now a dedicated officer there.

I joined Nachos, after the Club Penguin forums were moved from the Miniclip website itself, under the leadership of Zippy 500. Thereafter, I simply disappeared due to lack of interest. I did not make it to mod rank.

I then came back around 2008-2009. I became a mod. I once again, disappeared, but because my laptop was broken.

In October of 2011, I came back. I was then re-added as highest member. I soon made it to lowest mod.

Due to my experience, I became 3ic, which brings me to this date in time.

TL;DR: All of my experience, which is a lot.

If you know me, you know I can be mean. Just don’t annoy me, and we’re cool. My name is Legion on Xat. Private chat me if you have any questions.

ALSO, a new rebellion has formed, called The Resistance, led by Edd. Anyone in this new rebellion WILL be GUEST AND BANNED. There are NO exceptions. Anyone who joins WILL meet the same fate.

~Legion.

New Ranks

Hello Nachos,

After some conflicts with the ranks, I am now redoing the ranks and some people have been promoted/demoted. Here they are:

Bold = Promoted

Italicized = Demoted

To receive a rank in the Nacho Army, you must comment on the Join Page.

For Windows users: To find your rank, hold “Ctrl and F” at the same time and type in your CP username.

For Mac Users: To find your rank, hold down Apple/Command and F at the same time and type in your CP username.

If you cannot find your rank, PC an owner on chat and we will put you on the ranks shortly.

 NACHO LEADERSHIP 

 General: Ads354, Danny, Chrisi Blule

 Lieutenant General: Molly[Missfrog4], Hurricanex1

 Major General: Sharpy100, Thex

Master General: Warrior99, Patrick2143

Brigadier General: Edd64, Wolfie1215

Colonel: Violetrox (Carly), Winterburn13

Lt. Colonel: Zak

MajorTalex831, Alex Cone,

Captain: Cubone12345, Spiff, Tomato 8883, Mann21440, Guitar48300, Fireballds

First Lieutenant: Lootking, Arch200045, PhalanxZoo889, Np3000,Tats20, Kronos, Jacknat02

Second Lieutenant: Baseball1043, Darksonic618, Haystacks Dd, Mosh345, Stompgirl1(Dororo)

Sergeant Major: Daniel574, Everton Cool, Muesxaico, Qwerty15354, Crazy Bule, Percy jacks2

First Sergeant: Pettag1, Maxwell500,Toonlink123, Dj Dan Diaz1, Vonchiefer, Jcm21, Ace2184

Master Sergeant: Mo Mo1357, Kowalski711, Camperjohn64, 7skittles, Georgex5, Donnuh, Master Kyl

Staff Sergeant: Floppy50611, Harry Joe, Green Dai,  Nicksman, Codycat282, Flyers43

Sergeant: Minifotty, Moneyboy8888, Play Day1

Corporal: Hardy Boyzxv , Blooper2425, Fanta pengu, Puggie4216, Ollie3618

Lance Corporal: Joker97484, Caelancox, Cahillguy, Cul8rsl, Mickey86811, Noneya3, Diger605, Firehot6, Zachester301

Private 1st Class:  Weazelkid, Idealrussian, John409, Sidie9, 127David, billiam75512, Nfuego2, Mr crankguy, Seapuggie123, Bill41053

Private: Isaiah12345, 14taytay, Buzzybuzz1,Pimball, Elisina12, Pie5052, Tcbp, Shayne619, Sirlizard22, Hugobot12, bigtoby1,  Piercemyveil, Bucktoothy11, Neogeo2, Qazo900

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 Advisor:  Person1233, TanMan626, Oberst

SUPER NACHO NOOB: Molly/Farl

Those are the new ranks as of now. This is not a promotion day, this is just a owner ranks change.

-Danny|Nachos Leader-

I had to change the title but I can’t think of another title

Edit: I realise that the training session was a success, but when I was there at the beginning it wasn’t xD

Just wow….

If you don’t want to read the whole thing, please at least read the “How can we improve the Nachos” section, it  would make me happy 😀

Ok, so we had the training session yesterday, I left early as my parents decided to turn the router off :/.When we first got on there was 5 of us, 5 of us! What the hell, this is the NACHOS we do not get 5 at events, whether it be start, middle or end! This is clear madness. Do you guys not care? Do you not care if we die? Do you not care if we just crumble into the dust like many legendary armies before us, WW, UMA and RPF to name a few. YOU SHOULD CARE! We’re the best damn army that’ll ever be, I’ve been in armies for nearly 3 years almost and I’m yet to find an army that is funner than the Nachos, how can you guys let such an awesome army die?

I’m going to put this bluntly, some of you are just plain lazy, please let me use Warr as an example (no offence Warr), in order to get people online, and get the AFK people off the chat I kicked the people that weren’t on CP, Warr returns to the chat says ‘wtf… I’m leaving’ then leaves, really? Warr you want to become owner, and yet you can’t even get on CP, it may seem like I’m picking on you, I’m not, this applies to almost everyone you’re just a recent example, if you guys want promotions, you need to go on CP when owners tell you to! If you were at school and the place was about to burn down and your teacher told you to run out of those school you’d listen to them, so why can’t you listen to leaders when they tell you to come on!

How can we Improve the Nachos?

Well first things first, we need an active count, if we don’t know who is active then how are we supposed to do anything.

Unscheduled Events everyday- I know what you guys are thing ‘but it’s boring’, anyone who says that is a hypocrite, if eventually there is nobody on chat due to lack of recruits and it makes the chat boring, guess why! It’s because YOU aren’t going on CP. If we go on CP everyday we’ll get better known, and people will actually look us up “FIND THE NACHOS ARMY ONN LINE”, I know all too well that this works, in March me and some others managed to recruit 4 people for BB in one training session, each one of them found the site and chat, three of them were active for quite awhile! If you think about it, at an unscheduled session it doesn’t have to be all tactics and stuff, you can just chant your own things, have some fun. We should aim to get two new recruits at each unscheduled event, having unscheduled events each day of the week so… 7×2=14. Our ranks will swell rather quickly! Since only about 1/3 will probably come on the chat that’s 4 (I’m rounding down from 4.666, which is why the following math could be considered wrong.) new active recruits each week, 18 a month, 216 a year, which means by summer we’ll be massive, you have to also consider that there will be other people who join as well as these guys from the unscheduled sessions. Wouldn’t it be nice to have an active count a year from now with 300+ comments, we’re capable of doing this, we just need to put the effort in.

Bring back 3ic- Getting rid of the 3ic rank may be one of the stupidest things we’ve done, I know that it was done as ‘no one is ready’ but seriously, can 4 people really run an  army hoping to get 216 active troops in a year?

Owners Posting- We’re all guilty of this, none of us post, we’re pretty much relying on Tan and Pie at the moment :L, if we do post it’s usually about something fairly boring, most likely something like what this post is D:. I think all owners should be posting at least once every 3 days! Also, considering that we’re going to be having recruiting sessions everyday that’s 7 posts in one week J.

Have more fun- self explanatory, at the moment we’re not really doing anything interesting, I think it’s time to be a bit old school and do some cross server streaking :D. Having fun is your reward for working hard, at all these events, “wouldn’t come on for the unscheduled event? Why participate in the chat raid? –guest ban-“, seems harsh? Lol no, the ‘good ‘ol days’ were harsher, wouldn’t get on CP? Instant demotion! Think yourselves lucky, we don’t do that anymore… of course there’s nothing stopping us bringing it back :lol:.

Things that must be done by all of us…

  1. Comment on the site more!
  2. Go on CP every day visit the patrol page nachoarmy.net/patrol
  3. Stop being abusive to ‘noobs’ on chat.
  4. Get on CP as soon as an owner tells you!
  5. New recruit, doesn’t know what to do, help them out!
  6. Take a page from RPF’s book, they actually want to go on CP, and even if they don’t they get on anyway… now there are some dedicated troops!
  7. Have fun events as much as possible.
  8. Recruit, recruit, recruit, recruit, recruit… recruit on CP, recruit on chats, recruit your friends, and recruit any way you can.

If you’re on xat, get on Nachos chat! I’ve noticed quite a few people coming on xat, but not actually coming to our chat, despite being in the army. Those of you who joined and got a high rank, but don’t come on chat much… do you really expect to keep your rank? Of course you will keep it if you change your ways and start coming on the chat more.

Got any ideas on how we can improve the Nachos, what are you waiting for fill out this form in a comment below!

Name:

Rank:

How do you think we can improve the Nachos?

That is all, goodnight.

~Chrisi Blule

P.s This is longer than my homework (ONO) but it took less time (ONO)

Training Session = Success!

Hello Nachos,

So today we had a Training Session at around 2 PST/5 EST. We did amazing and averaged around 18 and maxed 25! We have certainly proved that we are NOT falling.

Here are the pics!

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Great job today Nachos! I am very proud of you! Thank you to those who came, and try coming to the next events for those who did not come!

***COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!***

 

-Danny|Nachos Leader-


 

 

 

 

I’m sorry to say this, but goodbye

Today, I am stepping down as 2ic and retiring from the Nachos.  I know Billy just retired, but I read Tan’s post and decided this is what I had to do.  I’m doing this because I really haven’t done anything and don’t think I’m right for 2ic.  Also, I have just lost interest in going on CP and all this army stuff.  I don’t make a lot of events and I mostly only come on at night.  There are people who are better for this position and I wish you all the best of luck.

I would like to say thank you to all of these people that made my Nacho experience awesome:

Carly and Maire: I’m putting you two first because you’re my best friends.  You guys are the sisters I never had and I love you (no homo).  You guys have always been there for me and I don’t know what I would have done without you on here.  Carly, MY D BUDDEH<3.  I met you in August of last year and we didn’t really talk in the beginning, but now we talk all the time and we have the best conversations.  Maire you are my pooflit and pillow pet buddy. 😀  We text all the time and you’re funny as hell.   Carly we will definitely be seeing eachother<3

Linkin:  I’m really glad we met cause you’re awesome and really funny.

Danny:  We randomly started talking on chat and you’re a good friend that I love so freaking much.

Spiff:  We first met because you were dating RJM.  You’re funny and nice and great to talk to.  You’re an awesome friend and I’m glad you’re back.

Shed: We’ve had some great times on TFM lol.

Buck/Damian: We always use to tell each other our problems and when we were mad we would vent to each other.  Now not so much.. xD

King:  You are amazing.  Operation GIAP will never happen just so you know.

Shad: Even though you were so pervy to me you’re still a great friend and I miss you 😦

Zayer: My ducky and you’re swishy hair.  You’re a great guy and we’ve had a lot of good times.  It’s always so fun talking to you and texting you.  We talk about the most random things.

Twitch: Even though you barely come on I had to put you in this.  We were so close and such good friends.  I miss you.

Shadow: Even though you probably won’t see this, I love you sugar daddy. ❤

Thex: You probably hate me, but you’re still really funny and we were friendly at one point.

Tan: You were one of my first friends on here.  I remember when you were 3ic oh my god. xD  You’ve been there for me and you’re an amazing guy.

Cait: You’re my bestie that I met on ACP chat. O:

Obby: You’re hilarious on tinychat and a really cool guy.

Matty: I hope you have fun with bonnie, her huge horn, and your shitaki mushrooms.

Icey: My buddy :D.

Bonez/Jake: You’re super nice and just plain awesome.

Wolfie: We will end up meeting one day I bet lmao.

Wookie: I miss you. 😦  You’re amazing and I know you will never read this.

Mel: My daughter, you are super cool and nice.

Molly: I want your hair and you are really nice and it’s always fun talking to you and playing the board game.

Crash: I’m really glad we became friends.  You’re a cool guy who I love to talk to.

Billy: I’ve been asking you to help me with my global HW lately lol.  We’ve just became friends even though I’ve known you the whole time I have been in the nachos.

Ads: Even though I use to hate you, I like you now and we’re good friends.

Warrior: My little blonde boy<3

Rover:  I’ve been friends with you for a long time now on here and we’ve had some fun times on tinychat.

Joker: I remember during horny hour we would always use your house during role playing.  Best times ever.  You’re an awesome guy.

Chrisi: You are super nice and I just started talking to you.  You’re going to be an awesome leader.

Well, this is goodbye.  I will still be on chat and stuff, but I’m doing what I feel is the best thing to do.  I hope everyone succeeds.  I love you all<3

-Alessa(: