❗ GLACIER PLAZA ❗

Glacier is won!

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 7 Comments »

Hola Nachos!  Today, we once again have defeated the Light Troops!  Although our size was not great in this battle, we still managed beat the motionless Light Troops!

Continue reading →

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 12 Comments »

Note: Glacier will be shared between Nachos,IW,ACP,and GD. THANKS FOR HELPING US GUYS!!

Hola Nachos Tan here. So today we had a very up scale battle on Glacier possibly the biggest battle this war has had so far. Both sides had around 30 – 40 people at a point but in the end the Nachos side (Nachos, ACP, IW, and GD) outnumbered and out-menuevered(<– I know I spelled that wrong XD) the LT side(LT, and ST). I know LT will claim to have “Won” this battle but my pictures will prove them wrong no doubt. Click Read More to see the evidence.

Continue reading →

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 10 Comments »

Before I start off this post, I would like to thank TanMan626 for letting me actually post this. Alright, so I’m sure you guys can read titles, right? My idea is something I call ‘Classes.’ Don’t fear, this isn’t like Algebra and World History and all that other stuff. 😛

So, basically this is what I’ve been thinking about: everyone knows ‘Boot Camps’ always fail for us, so this is something that is somewhat similar, but includes more things in a shorter time. My classes (I’ve thought up of 3, for now) will all be held once a week. For example, one class would be held on Monday, the other on Wednesday, the third on Friday, or so. Now for my little list of the three classes I have thought of with a description of what’s to come in that:

1. Tactic Memory

• You will memorize the short hands (i.e. E+1 = :D) for faster tactic reactions
• Learn how to perform lines/tactics and practice new lines
• Test recruiting/war phrases to see if they show on ClubPenguin (saves time during a battle in case of a no-show)

2. Leading

• Of course, how to lead
• How to invade/defend a server (certain tactics and sayings to use)
• How to conduct yourself as a leader (i.e. Don’t swear at troops because losing a battle)
• How to remain calm under pressure
• Being a troop (You can’t lead if there’s no one to lead, right?)

3. Spying

• How to choose a good spy name (Not too nooby, but not too intelligent)
• Create a second xat account for spying (maybe even more than one spy account?)
• How to spy during a battle/war. (Report enemy tactics before they do them)
• Long-term spying on other armies

Well, those are the 3 classes I’ve had in mind, along with the things that would be taught. However, if you, the Nacho troops, decide to go for this, we will have to have ‘teachers’ for these classes. Those people, I will decide myself, since Tanner has made me in charge of this idea, but I want to make sure you guys approve of this.

Yes, it MAY be a bit of work, but attending these classes will greatly increase your chance of a promotion, especially if you can incorporate these skills into a real-life Nacho battle/war situation. Here’s a poll for you guys:

Also, comment in the comment section if you have any ideas for classes, it really helps me out.

Victory Smells Like Nacho Cheese,
Slobbysnake

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 12 Comments »

❗ Saturday ❗

INVASION OF MUKLUK(UK Friendly!)

When:Saturday, December 3rd

Server: Mukluk Server

Times:

3:00 Eastern(EST)

2:00 Central(CST)

1:00 Mountain(MST)

12:00 Pacific(PST)

8:00 PM United Kingdom(UK)

6:00 AM Australian(Will be Sunday for them)<<Not expected

~Hurricane

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 7 Comments »

Edit by Chrisi: I will not be active for ONE WEEK, due to reasons that I will not go into. Story Contest Results are postponed, sorry 😦

MY RESPONSE TO ALL LT ARGUMENTS:

Today, the Nachos logged on to Migrator to face a sizable enemy who could have been a great opponent today. This enemy, the Light Troops, however, did absolutely nothing for the entire battle! During this event, they can not be classified as an army, so I will refer to them as the protesters at Migrator for the remainder of the post.

25 minutes before the battle, things were looking grim for the Nachos as we could barely muster 7 troops. Through time, though, we were able to finally achieve 15 troops. The battle started off in the Beach, where the Nachos made a line at the left edge of the Beach. The protesters at Migrator, meanwhile made a strange U shape in the middle of the beach and danced for approximately 20 minutes. As the Nachos were outnumbered and executing a tactic every 30 minutes, the protesters at Migrator continuously danced and made smiley faces at us.

Eventually, we grew in size and matched their size, so we made lines through their line. They didn’t like that, so they spouted jokes at us. No problem. An army can handle jokes, but snowballs would have been a different story. The protesters at Migrator never did grow the balls to throw a snowball at the Nachos, though. This dragged on as the protesters at Migrator REFUSED to resemble an army in anyway. The Nachos grew bored and moved to the Cove, destroying our size advantage.

This grew to be a great challenge for the Nacho leaders, because disorganization haunted the Nachos throughout the entire time that we were in the Cove. However, through some unexpected help from the Ice Warriors, we were able to combat the size that the protesters at Migrator had. These penguins STILL refused to throw snowballs. The Nachos barely had 10 troops by 8:40 due to disorganization, but the Ice Warriors certainly made up for this, and for that, the Nachos are very grateful. We owe you guys.

Fed up with the protesters at Migrator’s lack of demands, hygiene, and manners, I PCed their 2nd in Command and asked if they surrendered. This was a very confused man, for he believed that his group of peaceful protesters were crushing the Nacho and Ice Warrior ARMIES, who were actually in combat! Understanding of his immense confusion, I ignored this and urged the Nachos to continue on. Finally, at 8:52 PM EST, this confused man decided to log off because the protesters at Migrator had won!?

I apologize for insulting a man with mental challenges such as believing that protesters could take on an army, but logging off a group of protesters because you believe that you “won” defeats the purpose of a protest! At 8:53 PM EST, the Nachos claimed Migrator for the Nachos and the Ice Warriors after we ensured that the server was clear of these protesters. We never did find out what the protesters of Migrator were protesting.

Thank you to all of the Nachos who stayed throughout this entire event and never gave up against the unsanitary and rude protesters who never told us why they didn’t want us to have Migrator. We may have been witnessing occupy Migrator, but I guess we shall never know. PLEASE, PLEASE, comment your pictures of the battle here so I can have further proof that the Nachos rule at crowd control.

***Person1233***

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 21 Comments »

All Nachos report to Migrator.

INVASION OF MIGRATOR

When: Thursday, December 1st

Server: Migrator Server

Times: 

8:05 Eastern(EST)

7:05 Central(CST)

6:05 Mountain(MST)

5:05 Pacific(PST)

1:05 AM United Kingdom(UK)<<Not Expected

11:05 AM Australian (Will be Friday for them)<<Not Expected

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 10 Comments »