Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Firstly I want to start with;

HAHA to Man Utd fans.

Explanation to people (most Americans) who don’t understand why I’m saying haha to Man Utd, basically they’re one of the best teams in the world, but they got knocked out of the Champions League (Big Europen tournament) by FC Basel (who are a pretty bad team), into the UEFA Cup (A decent tournament), they the got knocked out of that by Atheletic Bilbao, who are 7th in the La Liga (Spanish League).

Secondly;

Pizza tastes good.

But of course nachos Nachos taste better.

And as a Nacho it is your duty to come to our events, and help the army rise, it’s disappointing that a lot of you don’t seem to bother anymore, it seems to be the same people coming to events all the time- they’re the true Nachos. Of course however, if you do start coming to events, that phrase will apply to you. We’re an awesome army, no doubt. But we can get even awesomener, I wouldn’t even say we’re falling, we’ve just got a lot of people who don’t bother to come to events. An event starts and many of you simply go offline. I really won’t stand for this. There is little way to punish you, but I want the people guilty of that to know that they deserve to be ashamed of themselves, they’re letting their army down, their friends down, and themselves.

You see, we’ve been in much worse situations than this, for a start, everyone seems to be happy, of course there’s always politics in who wants who in power blah blah blah, but there always will be, our tactics are usually excellent, we just need to get the size, may I suggest *cough* promos *cough* for those that recruit, or at least an extra one at the end of the month. 

I can tell this post could be stupidly long, but I’ll try to keep it short, to be honest the Nachos seem to be in the same situation that we were when I first became leader, asides from, our tactics are good, and people aren’t trying to overthrow the leaders every five minutes.

The only current problem with the Nachos at the current moment, is that our size is bad, and only YOU can fix it.

~Chrisi Blule

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