Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Oberst: I see the poll was removed, King is the sole dictator at this point and will decide who to bring up as leader, Chrisi. Talk to me on chat when you get a chance.

Chrisi: So everything I’ve ever done for this army is being took away by some power hungry people, you say that it just wasn’t working out having me as leader, well, in case you failed to notice… 

IT WORKED OUT FOR 7 MONTHS

And then I’m the one removed from leadership.

How can you even decide the future of an army, without every current leader present, yeah, I might have been sick a bit of my fellow leaders, but that doesn’t mean you need to overthrow me, does it. I’ve put my all into this army, and I got screwed over, almost in the same way that I was in BB, and if you heed my advice here, you need to resolve this situation fast, and by resolve, I mean, make everything normal again, normality is the only way for an army to survive. 

I thought you  guys were my friends… obviously not.

“Thanks for stabbing me in the back… and ripping out my spine” -Ads354

Edit: Please read my “Clarification” post for more details on what has transpired this weekend.

Poll Cancelled.

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Hello Nachos, it’s your 3ic, Harry Joe here. Today I’m going to hand out solider of the month. (Sorry it is a bit late btw) for the month of May. The solider of the month IS…. (Drum roll please) 

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General Purple: Shad is in our prayers. We will win the Practice battle with S.W.A.T for him. (next time a letter is up cencor it)

The following is a letter from Shad, supplied to us, by Buck: I’m sure you guys are wondering what the hell I’ve been up to. Long story short: I left and I am currently in deep s***. We left on a cargo plane. It was about a twenty hour flight, and the local time in Kyrgystan is about 10 hours ahead of the time I’m used to. So I felt high as hell, basically. After days of waiting at the Transit center in Manas, we were finally shipped out to Afghanistan. The past few days have been spent adjusting to the time, and taking anti-malaria pills and such. I also met an interpreter named Atash. Pretty cool guy, but he had it worse than us–he has to stay for longer. Anyway, after I got to the base, I was ordered to go on a little “adventure.” I’m not authorized to tell you exactly what happened or why, which is f***ed up, but I will tell you that I almost had my arm shot off. In addition, I found out that I was sick. I asked the Corpsmen for some medicine, but they told me that I probably actually wasn’t sick. So I asked in the most Marine-Polite way I can. (“WHAT THE F*** DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT SICK? I FEEL LIKE HAMMERED S***”). Apparently, my system is still adjusting to the time and climate changes. In short: I’m allergic to Afghanistan. I know it takes forever and a half for you to get these letters back in the States, but I’ll do my best to keep you updated.

                 Semper Fi, Pvt. Derek Walker, USMC

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Pwn here.

Couldn’t really think of much to post about, but then I had a great idea. Why don’t we remember our history? A while back, 77Hockey, a Nacho legend, wrote a story. Now, it has cussing and is, erm, 13+ material…

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XAT.COM/NACHOSARMY XAT.COM/NACHOSARMY

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Zak: 42 for me. Counted. You guys are lucky as hell.

Pwn: Or 21, depending on who you are.

No Homework. No teachers. No bullies. Just relaxing in the sun. Jumping in the pool. Vacation. Sexy girls in bikinis.

Ah yes, summer.

So what is today? Today was another dreadful day of school while coming home and studying for finals and doing a nice big load of homework. Fun, right? It has come to my attention that school is almost over. (Well, at least for me that is.) I have 16 more days, and I have noticed that the teachers are piling on the homework for the last two weeks. I’m very sorry, but I believe I will be busy for the next two weeks with my schoolwork. After this is all over, I will be 100% active again and we will have a great summer! I will still come on during the week when I can.

Stay active!

~Dash

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||Edd64|| Well, this battle was ment for FRIDAY. Not saturday. S.W.A.T will not be showing up for this P.B unless they build up some pride and face us Nachos. IF they don’t go, well, we’ll probably have a training session tonight instead.

General Purple: I expect 30+ troops and of course perfect tactics. Make me proud nachos! 🙂

Hola Nachos! After our poor practice battle with ACP, I felt we still needed redemption. Right below us on the top 10 is SWAT, so since they are on our tail, why not battle them? I’m really hoping that we can have an amazing turnout. Let’s do this, Nachos!

Practice Battle with SWAT

Klondike

Saturday, May 5

Enemy: SWAT (Black)

Times:

4 PM PST

5 PM MST

6 PM CST

7 PM EST

12 PM UK

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