Nacho Army of Club Penguin

So here I am, again. Writing my first post on nacho site since August 23^rd, 2012, the day I retired from the nachos. This is probably my 5^th time coming back to the nachos. A little pathetic, but whatever. Btw, I’m going to make this post like ACP and color random words ;D.

I’m here again because I want to help you guys out. Lately there have been low chat sizes and horrible sizes at events. Don’t worry, because that’s going to change. You guys are going to pick up the broken nachos and piece them together again. Nobody wants to eat the crumbs and nobody wants to be in a failing army.

The nachos have lasted too long to end now. Let’s make another golden generation. People are leaving because armies are getting boring, and I understand that. But do you know why they are boring? It’s because not enough people show up to events. Imagine if everyone showed up to events. Not only would we be huge, but we would have so much more fun than just getting 15 at events.

In a brighter note though, I can tell all armies are going to have a bad week due to the dinosaur party. This picture explains my exact thought. (Thanks Zak, ily.)

Although that’s pretty harsh, the dinosaurs on CP are pretty annoying. I have to give CP props though. The party actually is a little fun. Except for the dinosaurs puking on you. Don’t even get me started on that.

Here are some interesting dinosaur facts:

• The word, “Dinosaur” comes from the Greek language meaning “terrible lizard.”
• Megalosaurus was the first dinosaur to be named.
• Most dinosaurs were vegetarians.
• Pterodactyls are flying reptiles, not dinosaurs. They lived in the same age as dinosaurs.

Have a great day guys, and start coming to those events! ~Dash

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