Hola Nachos!

We had our “Club Penguin Raid” today which consisted of committing several acts of fun stuff around Club Penguin, and although we encountered some, shall we say, minor technical difficulties along the way, it was an extremely fun event! I’d say we maxed 12 and averaged 9, but in these events it’s not so much about the size, but about the fun 😀

Anyways, thanks to all that came, and for all those that didn’t come? Well, you missed out! In this event, first of all, we went to the iceberg to gather our forces, and then charged into the PET SHOP TO FIND… nothing at all. There were literally only a few noobs in there trying to purchase puffles. However, SUDDENLY, WE WERE ASSAULTED BY POOKIE BOTS! Yes, you heard me right, someone sent in bots which had pookies saying things like –

And other things like “Needz rich mu mu”. I think we just got mugged by Bay Bees. Anyways, since we and these bots charged into the pet shop, obviously the little kids who wanted to be pookies who came in to see if there was anyone else in the pet shop to show off to, saw that there were indeed many penguins inside. Then, the bots buggered off and we, the valiant and noble nachos of Club Penguin…. Managed to troll some REAL pookies.

Strategies used involved running at people Joke bombing them, making mad and surprised faces, and of course the classic, “She’s a boy!” (prompting responses like “STOP” and “Waaa!”), although we did try saying “Sensei needs a pet too!”. This really was, ‘Attack of the Pookies’ (like Attack of the Clones but cuter).

Then, we headed off to the stadium where we found a few preps, however, the bad changes Club Penguin have made to the stadium meant that we got trapped in the arena loads and couldn’t take on the preps properly, although we did scare one prep so much she felt the need to waddle around screaming “Runz like a cheetah!”.

Finally, we tried to carry out a very secret and very awesome plan to get some wimminz off of club penguin to “come back to our place” and do naughty things.. like sitting on a sofa looking at each other while press E, and then H on a keyboard…mmmm…. However, before we could get many girls (cutie2854 managed to get one, oh the irony) WE WERE ASSAULTED BY… MORE BOTS!

These bots claimed they were sent by Commando, and that they were Rebel Penguin Federation, RPF, and their names had RPF in it, however, I am lead to believe they aren’t from RPF, and EVEN IF THEY ARE, the whole bot thing should be viewed as a bit of a laugh, something odd and funny, and nothing more. Club Penguin will ban all bots soon anyway, probably, once they manage to sort themselves out. And by no means us being attacked by so called ‘RPF’ bots does this mean Nachos and RPF are rivals in any possible way. They are diplomatically friends and intend to stay that way. Anyone attempting to ruin any relationship between RPF and Nachos is doing so futilely.

Anyway, the bots chased us all over Club Penguin, as we made our final stand at the Ski Hill, I managed to get the bots to say “Bow down to Cool” although I couldn’t get a picture. Tis true though, you should bow down to me.

ANYWAY, that pretty much wraps up everything about this event. Stay tuned for more results posts and general posts, and Don’t forget to come to the tactics session on Friday! It’s a big BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG event!

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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