Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hola Nachos,

A few days ago, the Rebel Penguin Federation officially declared war on the Nacho Empire.  They are not only threatening to take what is rightfully ours, but they are aiming to undermine and destroy the true foundations that this glorious army was built on.  By no means do we see this only as a “just cause” attack for a conquest of servers, this is an attack threatening the existence of Nacho Army.  For quite a while now, tensions have been high concerning the relations between the Nachos and the RPF.  Only then, they were simply a nuisance and a mere threat.  Despite much change in that, they are now asking for war and are preparing to launch a direct assault on our Empire.

They want war?  We sure as hell will give them war, Nachos. No more small preemptive strikes; we’re coming at full-force.  We aren’t stopping until the task at hand is finished — until they are finished once and for all!  We must say there is a point beyond which they must not advance. We will come together and put an end to them to preserve what is ours! Together, we will fight and send them running into oblivion!

There is no backing out now, Nachos.  It’s war.  

We’re about to embark upon a great crusade and bring about the destruction of the Rebel Penguin Federation.  Our task may not be simple, for the enemy will not be one to surrender easily – they will fight until they end.  This is definitely not 2007 anymore, and they are definitely not the army they once were and believe that they still are.  Currently, we have an overwhelming advantage in size and tactics over the enemy.  If we are to use that to our advantage, we need you and all of the Nachos to come together and contribute by doing everyone doing their role in making this war machine successful!  Only then will we be able to set out to achieve what we desire!

We will accept nothing less than full victory!

Off to war we go, Nachos, but as always and definitely most importantly, have fun! 😀 Fun times await, and you’ll definitely not want to miss what is about to happen. A chance to be a part of something amazing in army history including endless fun? I’m in! Are you?

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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