Nacho Army of Club Penguin

The verdict is in! The Cadence Tracker is officially the best in the Club Penguin World, as these definitely-not-edited reviews in the comments prove!

I am so happy that you guys found my tracker so good, it certainly helped me find Cadence, I put it down to my excellent coding skills.  On behalf of myself, I accept your reviews, and will gladly add them to my ever-growing list of achievements. This is prehaps one of my proudest moments in Club Penguin Armies.

However, I would like to take a moment to say, that on the rare occasions that the tracker does not work, it is preferable that you do not complain to me on chat. Each time the tracker goes down, a team  of highly trained elves gets to work fixing the problem, and each time you complain, one of these elves dies. Think Tinkerbell in elven form.

Thank you everyone, I know I will treasure this day for eternity. You have helped me find my path in life, I have already submitted my résumé to Disney, and I hope to be seated on the Club Penguin board in less than a month.

Again, thank you.

~Chrisi Blule

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