Hola Nachos!

Bad news, (and late news) I’m afraid. Yesterday on Fjord, sadly the Nachos had to surrender in a 4vs2 Battle against the NDA. We fought valiantly, and they couldn’t keep up with our tactics in the slightest. That’s where I was most proud of you guys yesterday. Everything I told you to do, we did it lightning quick, and we danced around that stupid “NDA” lot like it was nothing to us, like we were the hornet, and they were the lazy dog. We did everything from doom charges to joke bombs, to taking their line to frenzies, but sadly, due to their increased size at the end of the battle (which may I say, consisted of 4 armies) we had to surrender at the end.

There’s a couple of things I’d like to say here about how we can improve, though, Nachos. The first, is that we should never give up. I didn’t give up at the start of the event and it lead to an extremely valiant effort to defend our capital. We had 5 soldiers on Nacho Chat at about 7:45. By the time it came to be about 8:05, we had around 20, and that goes to show – no matter how bad things look; Never give up.

Talking of chat size at early event, that’s also something we must work on. In our last war, the best way of getting a kickstart to the battle and sending our enemies running straight away was that we used to log on like 20 minutes before the battle. We might start doing that again. And, additionally, anyone that IS on chat 20 minutes before a battle is very likely to receive promotion at the end of the month. We MUST fight hard from the beginning, and SHOW THEM WHAT WE ARE MADE OF. We can’t falter at the beginning, and then slowly gain size. We must start off huge, so we can squash them right at the start.

What I’m telling you is – PLEASE, turn up to battles at LEAST 20 minutes before the battle. And by turning up to battles, I mean Nacho Chat AND Clubpenguin. It will really help us succeed in this war. So let’s do it!

Right, so I got some pictures from around the first 20 minutes before the NDA grew big. Here they are, after the break –

Sitting on their line and farting. Even more humiliating for them – they didn’t even try to move out the way! XD

Hahaha. I just LOVE the genuine confusion of this guy. Truth be told, I was expecting green too.

NDA, you make me laugh. No really, you do. Anyway, Nachos? Let’s get this war wrapped up. I will say this only once. WE WILL NOT IGNORE INVASIONS. WE WILL FIGHT BACK!!

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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