Nacho Army of Club Penguin

NACHOS. Unfortunately a sad event occurred. We lost a war.  The first time we have done so since 1945  2011, when we lost to ACP.

Don’t worry Nachos, unlike ACP, we have a strong core, with loyal troops, and we won’t crumble apart, like them. We’ll do what we always do; we’ll become massive again, we always hit a massive slump this time of year, as long as you guys continue to work hard, we’ll pull through it, and then have a really fun summer/spring. [January/Febuary is always a good time too].

I have just came back from holiday [vacation], while writing this, and my head is not working properly. But it’s working properly enough to know that this army can be put back on track by the end of December. [Sizes; 40+]

So I thought I’d put some things for you guys to aspire to by the end of Novemember

• Regularly attaining sizes of 30+ [Weekends/US]
• UK and AUSIA divisions attaining consistent sizes of 10+
• Consistent chat sizes; 1 full chat consistently.
• Each troop trying to come to a minimum of 5 events a month. [NOTE THE WORD MINIMUM]
• Every troop being happy [Woooh]
• All troops being happy to go express their concerns to an owner, and being in the knowledge that, that owner will try to address their concerns.

Thanks

I don’t know what I’ve just written, it was supposed to be a funny-pseudo-patriotic post, but ended up being a list of targets, sorry about that. I’ll go work on something else. Don’t eat me. Please.

~Chrisi Blule

Now here’s a wonderful new song by Enter Shikari.

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