Nacho Army of Club Penguin

50: Actions speak for themselves and considering that you (Beeky) have been practically the only owner managing the army for the past week, I will be sure to back up the policies you carry out.  Obviously the actions Pwn and Wolfie carried out cannot be tolerated, but don’t let this divide the army.  I think Beeky has handled this situation quite well.

Hola,

Today was a very confusing day indeed, and I hope that this post will clear everything up for you. So, after spending a rather luxurious night in a remarkable hotel casino cluttered with women well into their mid life crises and some very mean Indian people, I returned to the place most people would call “home.” When I reached my computer and consequently the site, I realized that warm welcomes were all but a myth. It turns out that at about 10:00 PM Saturday night, a post was published labeled “Important Stuff.” Apparently, we had a few rough events on Saturday, and Wolfie and Pwn were in talks about a possible ownership reform (by possible, I mean very real). Wolfie had just returned from a long week of inactivity, and I guess he realized that our current state wasn’t going to get us anywhere anytime soon, so I guess a near-coup was the way to go. The car was shifted into drive when Pwn was made an administrator for no adequately disclosed reason; whereupon every previous admin [aside from Wolfie and Pern] was bumped to the editor role or lower. Pwn was promoted to leader; I have no idea why that happened either, and that elicited some pretty contradicting stories:

Wolfie’s side: Pwn promoted himslef to leader

Pwn’s side: Wolfie promoted me to leader.

At this moment, Pwn’s post is now drafted. However, when it was up, you could easily tell which side was the more truthful:

In addition to proclaiming leadership, a plethora of people were demoted and promoted. All of the owners that were demoted had their roles changed to a contributor, and had some very harsh words said to them on the post. Moreover, it’s probably essential to note that Shiv nor I knew about this until today, so we didn’t have a say in anything. It’s one of those unwritten rules that are usually upheld in most democratic armies; the 2/3 majority rule. Look, I’m all for leaders being able to do things on their own without the consent of their colleagues, but not to this magnitude. If you’re a retiree, and you want to change things, this just isn’t the way to do it. We were actually considering promoting Pwn to an ownership spot, but the chances of that happening now are slim.

For the time being, Shiv and I will remain the only leaders. We will be holding leadership elections, and 3ic elections in the near future. As for everybody else:

➡ Pwn has been removed from the ranks, as well as the site. It is unknown if he will return.

➡ Wolfie has been demoted to a 3ic, and has been authored on the site. This wouldn’t have been a demotion if you didn’t make Pwn an admin or made an effort to stop him when he nearly abused that power.

➡ We’ll be sticking by a few of the rank changes, but most were revoked. I apologize in advance to anybody who was wrongfully ranked as a result of this. See me on chat if you have any questions about that.

Anyway guys, there you have it. This week for us will start on Tuesday, and we’ll work from there. I’ll also take this time to tell you that we’ve canceled our current medal system. We will be replacing that in favor of something else that I’m sure you’ll enjoy a bit better. More details on that later.

~Beeky

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