Hola Nachos,

It’s your leader Danny here preparing you for one of the biggest battles of the year. I received this inspiration for a post by one of my good friends (Pie1530) when I was looking through the archives on the site. I understand some of you may already know these helpful tips but this is mainly directed to the newer soldiers. The tips I’m about to give you will help us to win battles, wars, and tournaments such as the one we are currently in.

The Ice Warriors have been one of our good allies for a while now. We’ve faced them in numerous tournaments and practice battles and we have come out on top for the majority of them. Like I said, even though they are one of our good friends, we must set all of that friendliness aside for 30 to 45 minutes.

From what I’ve observed since I recently came back is that IW’s numbers have been slowly declining and they aren’t as strong as they used to be back in my day. On the other hand, we have been rising and remaining stable after our leadership changes. Just to warn you, the Ice Warriors will probably get anywhere from 25-30, so we need to be prepared for some big numbers. I expect us to be bigger and better with sizes of 40+.

Here are a few tactics that the Ice Warriors often use:

Joke Bomb

Expect The Best

Don’t Freeze Up

Puffle Bomb

Those are just a few tactics that the Ice Warriors regularly use. However, they may also use Fart, Spit, Igloo, and Cake Bombs during the tournament. Some of you may already know that the Nachos are known to be the best in the community in the Tactics Department so we should have no problem outperforming them in tactics.

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Some Tactics and Tips

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Most of the troops know all of our tactics, so this should just be a review. This is just a few tactics we will be using throughout the battle:

Emotes:

E+9 = War Faces

E+D Sun Bombs

E+6 Spit Bombs
E+M Money Bomb
E+Z Pizza Bomb

E+P Puffle bomb

Phrases:

Joke Bombs

“NACHO ARMY” Bomb

“DOOM” Bomb

“MAY THE SALSA BE WITH YOU” Bomb

… and many more.

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In order to achieve “perfect” tactics every Nacho has to listen to orders and carry them out on the battlefield. That is your duty as a soldier! Try your best not to go AFK (away from keyboard) in the middle of the battle. Nachos, we work as a unit and if one soldier is falling behind then we will not look good and we will not achieve our ultimate goal, WINNING. Don’t let the Nacho beside you down, we are all in this together.

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Here are some tips that you need to know for the battle:

1. Listen to your leader (Beeky, Danny, or Shiv) at ALL TIMES.

2. Always be active on Club Penguin. In-between tactics, throw some snowballs at the enemy or recruit some troops watching us battle it out with phrases like “TURN ORANGE!” and “JOIN THE NACHOS!”

3. Don’t stand on top of each other. Be shoulder to shoulder.

4. If we do a bomb, don’t do it just once. Copy and paste it or rapidly press the two buttons on your keyboard so we look efficient. Saying “MAY THE SALSA BE WITH YOU” just once isn’t efficient enough. Do each tactic for at least 20 seconds.

5. DON’T LET THE ICE WARRIORS GET INTO YOUR HEAD. If they have big numbers, so what? We can dominate them with tactics.

6. Get to the battle room instantly when the leaders order you to go there! If we get locked out it’ll be hard to come back.

7. UNIFORMS: Wear something red or orange. IW is basically anything blue, so fire snowballs at blue penguins at all times.

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If we win, we’re going to have some really exciting events going on chat! We’re going to have a party on Club Penguin celebrating our victory and we may even do a chat raid ;)! Rewards such as: promotions (will be released later on in the day) a raffle for a Club Penguin Membership, xat powers will be raffled for all those who attended! Then, an events post will be released contain Practice Battles against other armies and a poll asking YOU, the soldiers, if we should have a war with an army (if anyone even wants to mess with us after we win :mrgreen:).

SOMBREROS TOGETHER, NACHOS FOREVER!

~ Danny

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