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THIS IS URGENT

Posted on July 16, 2014 by

OKAY NACHOS

HERE I AM

TALKING TO YOU

THROUGH A POST.

READ THIS SHIT.

A STORM IS SOON TO BE RISEN OVER US, PERPETUATED BY US.

THAT’S ALRIGHT THO, CUZ WE DA FUCKIN NACHOS.

WE FUCK ANYTHING AN ERRTHANG UP DAT STANDS IN OUR WAY.

NAME ANY SINGLE ARMY RIGHT NOW. NAME THEM.

I’LL WAIT.

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YOU GOT AN ARMY OR TWO?

GOOD.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO THOSE ARMIES?

FUCK THEM UP.

I DON’T CARE IF THEY MAX 60.

I DON’T CARE IF THEY LOOK COOLER THAN US ON CLUB PENGUIN (how the fuck can you beat a sombrero, anyways?)

I DON’T CARE IF THE MESSIAH HIMSELF DESCENDED FROM THE FUCKIN HEAVENS AND BLESSED THEM WITH HIS CUM.

WE. WILL. FUCK. THEM. UP.

GET READY NACHOS.

A STORM IS A BREWIN.

IT MIGHT NOT BE PRETTY.

BUT WE’RE THE PRETTIEST MOTHERFUCKERS OUT HERE.

– Thex.

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12 Responses

  1. Laoise/Irishspeaker's avatar
    Laoise/Irishspeaker, on July 16, 2014 at 7:40 PM said:

    THIS IS A FANTASTIC POST. THANK YOU.

    Reply
  2. Topaz2d9907's avatar
    Topaz2d9907, on July 16, 2014 at 10:46 PM said:

    ❤ Couldn't have said it better myself

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  3. Kingdra's avatar
    Kingdra, on July 16, 2014 at 11:04 PM said:

    this is beautiful

    Reply
  4. Vonchiefer's avatar
    Vonchiefer, on July 17, 2014 at 12:50 AM said:

    YOU KNOW DON’T…..SAY…..SWEARS

    Reply
  5. Bᴜʀʀ's avatar
    вυяя★, on July 17, 2014 at 1:19 AM said:

    [insert slow clap]

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  6. Kat's avatar
    Kat, on July 17, 2014 at 10:33 AM said:

    well put.

    Reply
  7. Darkman's avatar
    ᴅᴀʀĸᴍᴀɴ, on July 17, 2014 at 12:06 PM said:

    Preach thex… Preach :’)

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  8. Baseball1043's avatar
    Baseball1043, on July 17, 2014 at 12:36 PM said:

    Thex..This is the best post EVAR!!!!

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  9. Zek's avatar
    Zek, on July 17, 2014 at 2:52 PM said:

    ok so now I know thex likes to awear a lot. Preach,for you shall bring us to da nacho diamond age (I think diamond age).

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  10. Posts2 | Minifotty CP, on October 28, 2014 at 6:20 PM said:

    […] THIS IS URGENT Hello Nacho Empire! […]

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